to the secretary of homeland security kevin mclean and i'd like to play some of his speech that he gave this week because i think it's very important that we as as citizens of this fine nation give him a chance to tell us about all the wonderful things you guys you know maybe he'll tell us how we can fit a child in a small tupperware container maybe maybe he'll let us know how to best teach border patrol agents to be so very racist right like i could i was trying to figure out do you show them swatches of skin colors and whenever it's darker than say and uncooked marshmallow you might come on the nose and go bad that. please mr secretary tell us your secrets.

right well i thought i was an excellent speech. seemed like the par with the secretary of homeland security. but i can't believe those protesters don't want to hear the man speak i mean he's a celebrity our human rights for human rights abuses at the border are world renowned. luckily one of the georgetown administrator has quieted everybody down and got things back on track. mr medlin. good morning everyone 7. and for your commanders on the. so

constantia. the bride to be will dog quiet down if for no other reason than you'd think they'd be shocked to see all a literal sack of garbage to be able to walk and talk it's incredible kevin machall and seems very annoyed that he's not getting to speak after asking the protesters to kindly stop protesting as if asking the bush administration or the truck administrator or the obama administration to respect the human rights of immigrants has ever mattered has ever go ahead send a nicely worded email to the white house see how quickly they wipe their whether. these protesters understand something that most of our country does not there is no civility to the crimes done by our ruling elite there is no don't correlate to drone bombs dropped on villages there is no gentility to stealing billions of dollars while people starve in the streets there is no proper etiquette to drawing

a jack on a weather map ok. you can't do that at a cocktail party it's not ok. while these criminals perpetrate the worst crimes they don't care about the proper or nice way to do it they are they'll put on a bow tie for their pillaging so why should protesters make their lives easy i say as long as it's nonviolent go for it so run medically and with him the immigrant children he has locked up hide dead fish outside the office window of the head of the environmental protection agency so he has to smell it all day long you know follow mike pence around with a big laptop and just and lessly play clips of the view. why the view because no one can watch that dumpster fire without wanting to take their own life. could go 7 cold don't be polite please you may

stay standing but please stop shouting. so we'll go ahead and try one more time but otherwise i'm going back to work and keep trying to secure this country. i just do not understand why these people don't want to discuss how to better craft our crimes against humanity. you know we could paint a unicorn on the border fence perhaps. or we could have ice agents wipe their feet before they knock down your door you know this because it got the worst of deportation to a country you'll hardly remember and marks on your carpet. or when refugees landed at our airports we could give them a 1 free bag of party mix for the flight back to the country they're escaping i've

occupied myself or entire flights with simply the thought. what the party mix in any way. you can for me is just trail mix with a couple of cheese doodles that they still party that's not even a soiree thanks. i least trail mix is being honest with us and saying this there is not a party. it's not a rave it's not a climax it's not even your destination. it's a trail it's just for keeping you alive from point a to point b. a n. til you get to the place that has better to in. any way or. believe it or not be a just secretary medically and then try it again because it will never give up never surrender its ability to address large scale or very short. order thank you ok.

they. never surrender until you've tried 3 times. these protesters get it there is no requirement that you be polite to criminals there are laws saying you can't be violent but there is nothing so you can't be rude and just because our government has sanctioned a countless list of human rights abuse just and war crimes that does not make those crimes right coming to you from washington d.c. thank you were way. way ok thank you i really can't no 2nd

news from behind it you're certainly aware that marijuana is slowly being legal. lived across the united states. and you lazy druce that would mean 2 things a smaller prison population and a higher stock price for doritos. but only one of those things has actually come true the f.b.i. has revealed that marijuana arrests rose for the 3rd year in a row outpacing arrests for all violent crimes police made 663300 $67.00 arrests for marijuana related violations and 2018 all of those arrested for cannabis related activities so 90 percent were arrested for marijuana possession offenses only $608000.00 arrests for possession of all plant. it's insane but on the other hand we

have to embrace in all of these people because look at this image of an empty jail cell look only that guy is. nobody to scratch hashmarks in the wall. nobody in a dolefully carvers shared out of a tooth brush 1. and that's why we have to fill those jail cells to the brim seriously though this is a this is disgusting our country is the largest prison state in the world if you don't count those who were trapped in theaters watching m. night shyamalan movie to last. the title of that film it's only 2 letters off from my review of it. anyway the fact that marijuana arrests keep increasing shows that the class structure in this country is still in force as much as ever you arrest the poor for nothing for nothing for nothing while while we let the rich run around like

a chicken with its head cut off and gary busey's ad in place of the original had. thank you. thank you. because for the for our ruling elite this is all a game it's a game they don't actually have any moral or don't take for example george w. bush he worked and lessly to drum up hatred of gay people so that he could get more votes all god he hated gay people he hated gay people more than he loves coloring books and. yet this week he was smiling and sure grilling alongside ellen degeneres this would ruin paul this did this should repulse both of them ok him because he believes gave people are the devil and her because he believes gay people are the. but no it's all theater it's all theater that's why you'll see bush el obama with george bush or bill clinton with george bush or bill

and hillary with donald trump it's all a bold show for the power elite. is . just like house day and mice hang out together when we are watching them. the snakes only eat them eyes when you're looking at them to keep up the reputation . and using this political figure is how the top one percent i've gained $21.00 trillion dollars in wealth since 1989 while the bottom half have lost $900000000000.00 according to a new study when neither of our 2 corporate parties are stopping this it's a whole other show to them they may they may tinker with the numbers a little here and a little of their day they may did all they my finger around the edges ok but but the wealth of this nation is extracted from the real people and handed to

a tiny number of the top that never changes it doesn't matter who is president whose vice president extraction continues alas. you get someone in there who does things that make the ruling elite popular thereafter ok this wig party standards unveiled a detailed plan to get corporate money out of politics. this week told see again byrd said she would drop all charges against edward snowden and julian a sign. someone might hear you ok. these are the types of things that we can't tell anyone about the mainstream media doesn't want you to hear about these proposals and as you know i take my marching orders from wolf blitzer so. you've heard of reading the tea leaves i read the beard whiskers. wolf our god has told me that we should

pay attention to nothing nothing other than the impeachment inquiry that exact that is all in fact everyone everyone you and i have your home district you should print out a color photo of donald trump and goodwood to the front of your face ok that's the only way you'll be properly informed. and if you think you're about to learn something that's not about impeachment you punch the photo real hard. and if you if you had done that correctly starting a few days ago you wouldn't even have noticed that this week when the giant wall street bull statue was covered in blood and protesters with extinction rebellion staged to die in unfortunately i'm not sure anyone on wall street noticed because they probably thought it was just the normal everyday victims of their monetary policies well maybe i'm cynical but i just can't picture a goldman sachs employ walking outside into the there's

a lot of li october sunshine and going oh my god i hope we didn't hurt someone. even so long as 3 is a great place for this protest it is unfettered capitalism that is killing all of us by way of the climate crisis the wall street titans are putting short term profit over long term. alive know if there was probably a better word they're not going to yes but you get the point i don't want to say vitality because a that sounds like a penis pill the. point is keep the buckets of fake blood coming ignore the corporate media as much as they ignore climate change whether our presidential clown gets impeached or doesn't get impeached we're still hurdling towards an on livable planet and an on livable planet has very little oh why decide to go to war you don't notice i don't care ok. i don't care what

nobody says i don't care what you know very sad and yeah you could call that a double negative but listen to my voice i am at least double negative. we have to go to a quick break but check out my stepped up to the great thank you. we've got a crumbling infrastructure roads bridges tunnels are not working we've got students that are massively in debt and probably will never add to the productivity of society all because of this. propaganda that debt doesn't matter we just know it to ourselves. a paradise with some. turned into around the experimentation field but agricultural chemicals

we know that these chemicals have consequences they are major irritant there's no question otherwise why would the chemical company workers themselves be geared up that suited up locals attempt to combat the on regulated experiments that often in day you have many of these people one foot into the biotech pharma and the other foot in the government. regulatory bodies this kind of collusion is reprehensible while the battle goes on the chemicals continue to please the white and its people so one has to ask the question whether there is a form of environmental research going on in hawaii whether these companies feel they can get away with this because the people have less political power.

right the pentagon with an attack drone that searches and destroys other drones i have always thought the drones we have to say they really are you know we need added on restrain the hunt to kill feature here to explain is a warrior in the battle between humans and robots colonel there we go. you. leave there's there's something i need to tell you i have the word i've decided to join the robot side. what i mean the ally to robots i mean my my room well alone does my chores writes my scripts has sex with me. i ride around on it like a cat i have competent things to smarm devices that shower me with praise right

alexa your puter full naomi. can i take a break now she did say that 15 times today so i know it was good here is more terrifying than the new stalking killer drone i think oh oh the drone smarr sure it just smashes into other drones it's one thing. a robot on robot violence. shouldn't concern you unless you're a drone. i am not a drone. then why do you battery acid. told me that in confidence. so the company and drilled makes the sophisticated interceptor drone which protect the air space by automatically locating a hostile object and then smashing into it at a 100 miles per hour watch these majestic machines brilliant have you ever seen anything so breathtaking wow oh this there are some bugs to work out.

just beautiful not to worry no robots were harmed in the making of that video ok maybe several. and one unlucky jack russell terrier. ok i've never really got to them i've never seen something so stupid and so dangerous in their opposition to supplying the military with autonomous kamikaze killer drones recently workers a google put pressure on their company to cancel their government surveillance contract well this company enderle run by trump supporters has no time for ethics and moral already provide surveillance systems to border patrol according to the company's chair we sell candidates when they walk in the door you are signing up to build weapons yeah this is the place for people want to nice start a vibe with however boards and an automatic martial law today but also want to

exact revenge on humanity by reigning hellfire from a swarm of autonomous lethal weapon. just price where these people come from oh well the founder of the company palmer luckey named his company the flame of the west it's elvis from the lord of the rain he's not just i'm. with but he has a sense of whimsy and imagination and lots of our tax money. my name is palmer lucky and i'm the founder of enderle i want to become one of the major defense contractors that's building technology for the united states government and i'm i'm proud to say that i'm happy to say that he's a great thinker over a generation sure ian looks like a friendly villain from the incredibles movie on an all you can eat jamaican resort vacation. but there's so much more to him meaning about

a $1000000000.00 in government contracts we expect to make the next generation of autonomous smart weapons like i can't even operate a men's razor. well they're not time to miss yet the interceptors still need human permission to attack. great permission technically my toaster news for mission for me to burn the toast but it does it anyway. yes i understand people are panicked activists with the campaign to stop killer robots opposed things like the interceptor i'm usually in the campaign to stop killer robots they're just technophobes and should be listed as a hate group we need to advocate for the robot to make sure that every machine gets their grade and every appliance has a do not get the blood sacrifice. for so i won't forget the blood sacrifice that

was my idea how do you. make a regular to everybody then you are right it's going to surprise that it's all in the family or truth bomb correspondent natalie mcgill shows how our current president is using that to his advantage she filed this report. hate affirmative action game marriage rights and expanding access to health care congratulations you might be dead supreme court justice antonin scalia. you might also be said of majority leader mitch mcconnell or the pastor from the movie footloose but if you thought you'd never have to hear the last names again don't forget he spawned 9 kids and one of them is eugene scalia president trumps warren last week as the new secretary of labor. most of you probably think we need another

scalia in charge of something the same way we needed to see sean spicer look like he fell off a caribbean cruise ship deck and onto a dance floor but just because you jeans last name in school ia doesn't mean he's going to be as much of a cad as his father just take a look at. never mind i see everyone's point now as a lawyer who spent most of his professional career working for the law firm gibson dunn and crutcher which is represent a corporation such as wal-mart goldman sachs and even sea world and dismantling health and safety protections retirement security collective bargaining rights and more for american workers when wal-mart got pissed at maryland legislators for passing a law that said corporations must spend 8 percent of payroll in providing health care for their employees they turn to school leah to take the state to court and get the law tossed out and scalia representing u.p.s.

workers said the company didn't accommodate for injuries that occurred on the job but perhaps one of those most ridiculous defenses was of the car company ford after ford denied an employee with irritable bowel syndrome her request of occasional telework to accommodate her condition ford solution was just to move the employee's cubicle closer to the bathroom but when the plaintiff explained that simply standing up can trigger a loss of bow control argued that they should have taken self-help steps such as using the pens a product specifically designed for incontinence and bringing a change of clothes to the workplace in other words when the employee asked for support scully argue that she should wear a diaper and be prepared to self. the only thing that would have been worse is if ford tried to encourage that employee with a card that said your bowels are built for tough stories like these it isn't

a surprise that schoolies reputation as the go to lawyer for corporations wanting to avoid worker and consumer protections is so notorious that a headline in a bloomberg businessweek profile and scalia read suing the government called school . and given his reputation that was a missed opportunity for eugene schoolie is law firm to use that as an add on the back of d.c. city buses what also isn't a surprise is why president trump chose eugene scalia or anyone in his cabinet because ever since trump enter the white house he's been the rapper who hooks up all his friends after he makes a big. except that he'd probably use a hard r. for the n. word in his songs but trump will continue to fill white house vacancies with people like scalia whose only purpose is to destroy the office they were sworn to protect like former e.p.a. head scott pruitt who sued the e.p.a.

over a dozen times as oklahoma's attorney general and took hundreds of thousands of dollars from the oil and gas industry and education secretary pepsi the vos a woman who thinks you can ride a syllabus yet who's privatizing education at the expense of funding public schools and then there's rex tillerson here's to nielsen jeff sessions ryan zinke jonas. joaquin phoenix ok those last 3 didn't serve and one of them plays the joker but at least one kid goes he's a joke the rest of them have no excuse. reporting from washington natalie mcgill jackie. o. your headlines from the future this week trump pulled back the u.s. military on the border with turkey and now turkey is attacking the kurds tomorrow

you'll read the mainstream media furiously studying up to figure out why they're supposed to care deeply for kurds put fine with killing syrians iraq iran and venezuela just. in 3 weeks you'll hear. jeff bezos seen sprinting down the street in cleveland ohio chasing the last american dollar not in hands of top one percent tax cut you get every. tax. the swarms of them so money. and good use who was before. much of those who heard the particular must never see him will. go.

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a new look because that is the cousin with you or your supporters to your machine station shooting star you should cook door for the one who's doing business with. in this community there are people who believe that it's ok. it's really hard there are no jobs and you see the kids. and as a parent. i can come up with arguments and there's a lot of conflict within the game and between the teams most of the conflict i would say. is maybe. close one on each other and it's. just good business the state of california makes $6000000000.00 a year of prison complex just to get some $25.00 where. you don't care.

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