vehicle or their insurance cost or the cost of steam cleaning a $1000.00 coronavirus farts out of their backseat. not cheap so trump gets to run around go and look at our low one employment is when he should really be saying look at how effectively we've exploited these workers isn't it thrilling. despite trump's lies the people of america are not doing well the un special rapporteur on extreme poverty toward our fine country a couple of years ago and found us inequality levels are far higher than those in most european countries americans can expect to live shorter and sicker lives and my favorite stat it has been estimated that 12000000 americans live with a neglected parasitic infection i'm surprised by the chance fit that into the state of the year and you know. just after giving the presidential medal of freedom to rush limbaugh he could have said oh yeah speaking of parasites.

12000000 americans have been now 30 years. when they do an official toward of alabama's poorest areas he said i haven't seen this in the 1st world but it's too easy to just pick apart from flies i want to talk about the couple of moments where both republicans and democrats all agreed and cheered for what the president said such as this lovely moment when even nancy pelosi leapt out of her seat for a standing ovation joining us in the gallery is the true and legitimate president of venezuela one boy. mr president please thank you thank you. i don't think never mind that no one voted for that lunatic to be president of venezuela never mind that $150.00 out of nearly $200.00 countries around the globe don't. him as the president of venezuela never mind that when he tried to get

the military to join him in the streets he only got 7 guys in a surly labradoodle. never mind and you'll catch our entire congress will stand and cheer for this ridiculous coulier and or economic war against venezuela that has killed over 40000 people so far in that speech trump has had rush limbaugh and the clown face to pretend leader of venezuela both pop out of the crowd whose next job rule. how about elizabeth holds the c.e.o. of terra knows bernie made off maybe lance armstrong a bill cause it's too bad charles ponzi himself isn't still around. to receive the purple heart. but that wasn't the only time this roomful of supervillains agreed with donald trump everybody said that criminal justice reform

couldn't be done but i got the day and the people in this room got it done. right after the applause break they all stuck on each other's nipples for a while. while the criminal justice reform bill did decrease sentences for a few 1000 prisoners that is nothing compared to the number of people locked up in this country as i've mentioned many times before we are the largest prison state in the world here's a quote from adam got nick at the new yorker's overall there are now more people under correctional supervision in america more than 6000000 then were in the gulag archipelago under stalin at its height that is the definition of a prison state yet somehow criminals are still running free that congress is filled with i'm. told will. go. well there was one

there isn't as weak as well the vast majority of them take bribes in the form of political contributions supported and with the right of war crimes support a system that that puts half of all wealth in the hands of just 3 people support a system that tears apart families by locking up millions of human beings and support a system that allowed robert downey jr to make dr drew little. wants any of these things. i would carefully break down the rest of the state of the union but unfortunately this show isn't 18 months long come the lies you can see the ballot is based.

on a. welcome family can know if you're going to do some behind it look i don't know why i have one is so upset about the iowa caucus thing all right sure it's annoying to have to wait for results but there was nothing out of the ordinary about the decision to months before the vote to fund all the results through an untested secretive app created by a secretive company called shadow and whose c.e.o. happens to be a former hillary staffer whose product manager have to be a former hillary staffer and whose chief technology officer happens to real former hillary staffer. but i liked whose chief operating officer happens to be a former it was over and there's also nothing wrong with the parent company of shadow in call acronym whose c.e.o. tara mcgowan happens to be married to a top booted judge strategist and one. of acronyms board members is david plouffe

who was not a former hillary staffer but happens to be obama's former campaign manager and there's nothing wrong with the good judge campaign donating over $40000.00 to shadow ink so that they could create a totally awesome app that would turn bernie sanders iowa victory into an utter bastard phase. there is nothing fishy about booted judge declaring victory without any results and then 62 percent of the results being reported a day later yet the rest mysteriously taken days longer and yet prove that bernie would have won if everything had been counted accurately why are people acting like this is i guess. i. was going to tell you the only thing that seems strange to me the democratic machine have not . blame the russians yet what. are you waiting for how could something be

without it being the russians ok i do not understand rachel maddow well yes we. seriously though them not one of the russians is terrified. i mean well what must the d.n.c. have planned for the months to come if they haven't yet blame to the russians. for more on what just went down and i will check out the video i posted a youtube guy comes last redacted tonight and by the way bernie sanders has now claimed victory in iowa he did it. was moving on to the u.k. has formally left the european union and the transition has begun and i am sure the e.u. is just torn up over this thing i mean where will they get their mashed pretty drunk people pissing in the alley. do you think those trees don't get imports goes.

europe has plenty of drunk people personalities. moving on the lookout awesome america is there's a man in masks was semi automatic rifles bulletproof vests and combat boots marched into the kentucky capitol building and strolled around like they own the place last week what's truly insane is that these idiots were allowed to walk past the metal detectors past the security and just hang around inside the capitol building people have pointed out that there might have been a different response from law enforcement if these had been muslim men yes. which is not only that there would have been a different ponts if it is just been black guys or latino guys or even just little people or the little people who said. the cops would have emptied their own ball for his firing if it bit a. guys or drag queens the law enforcement would have said oh yeah come on and have

the high heels and good a launchers why not. anything other than why do it and that would have been chaos speaking of militarized chaos the mainstream media and our top generals are yet again trumps foreign policy so you might want to do an instance of millions well yes but that's not what they're upset about did he made a world leader from a country we're not at war with nearly touching off an escalation that could have ended in a nuclear trains running the lives of millions upon millions of people not to mention the adorable dogs and cats that would have died. yes yes he did but that's not what they're upset about no c.n.n. and our military are warning of the growing threat of the trump administration cutting troop numbers although i am. i mean we have to have boots on the

ground in africa too because. ok so we're looking into this and there's no way we. i got to spell it out for you. classified. ok. one of the reasons they gave for why it's insane for trump to decrease troop numbers is strategic chinese investments in africa yeah how we need to send our 18 year old with weapons over there to fight against chinese investments. i always feel the best response to investments that you don't like is to them with guns. one time my friend invested in the twitter i.p.o. i stabbed him in the thigh. think he learned his lesson. i mean how ludicrous is it that our corporate media and our military are upset with trump for. decreasing

troop levels meanwhile the u.s. dropped bombs in afghanistan at a record level last year they've bombed at a rate of roughly one hour in just the country of afghanistan i'm going to go out a limb here and say that's too much and there's too much. i mean after 20 years of blaster that they ever want out of a mountainous desert country what targets could possibly be laughed at this point we must be firing goats that are looking at us funny that is not a scout out to scout what do you think can't fire the dogs. we also just announced 3 new bases in iraq after the rockies had demanded our full withdraw all and in fact the iraqi parliament voted almost unanimously to tell the us to leave. what part of we don't want you here don't you understand. you know this reminds me

of a guy i once met he asked whether he could stay in my apartment for a couple of days in a sort of store and then i found out he smelled like crabs didn't clean up after himself ate all my food stole my clothes and killed my cat way overstayed his welcome and finally i was like get the cat out to which he responded i have 2 brothers and they're going to stay here with me as well as well they'll be here in a few minutes. thanks to our military that your military thank you can we bring our military home from all the countries we're totally not at war with don't worry we could give them jobs here in america planting vegetables or something and i know critics will go but they don't want to plant beds to balls or write that's not their passion they want to shoot families in other countries. while that may be true but dance just because dance what all their video games are about you know you just switch. the real game start playing

to god damn cauliflower pickin kumquats or something and then they can brag to their friends man you know that game where you plant all the asparagus is fast as you can get out while i do that in real life when the playing the cold. shoulder. i mean that's a way more peaceful way to go there unless of course someone made a game of militarized vegetables but that's for it to kill. were judged. we're done we're gonna have to go to a short break but i'm going to reform live in austin and dallas texas plus

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oh. cool. and very well might continue watching on since last. thinking of getting a new puppy once we got our shoes from the model as he did not want to use traps

and this time he will wired we don't need a crate with him he will just stir freaking out indeed he will want to spray them anywhere near and thousands of breeding dogs that caged in the into lane conditions on puppy farms i mean 67 years you know they've been locked up in cages outside you see no protection from the weather the heat you know the courtier the rain the snow the thunder nothing they have no protection. because you. know it's 2 kids. across the u.s. cruel puppy mills are supported by dog shows and pet stores most of the puppies are coming from this large scale factory farming kind of operations are being sold in stores even joined a good businesses are involved like the mum center there has been a shocking amount of organized opposition to efforts to increase the standards of care for dogs bred in commercial breeding facilities most of that opposition is

coming from huge agricultural groups and industries that have nothing to do with dogs don't buy dog. so the politicians have basically stuck the american public with in the public paid to negotiate for drugs and both parties who are financed very heavily by the pharmaceutical industry have done the so when your own people vote they should look at how much does this politician get from the power pharmaceutical industry. going back to only care the problem is straight in expanded the travel ban to 6 more mostly african countries so we can stop calling at home. which would be illegal. it's now the perfectly legal and discriminatory band of foreign brown

people. that our country will be safe from the obvious threat of melanin here to report is our a big us commentator naomi go. oh. ok . you offer a unique perspective as a white passing brownish person i can speak to the manager at a restaurant while i make the place seem more authentic. now banning brown people sounds bad. over alone or yes if we ban all of them we'll have to go back to being racist against the darkest white people again. that's how it ends it'll be just like the twenty's americans can come together and say hey set me go back to peace you're nothing but a bunch of thieves taking our organized crime. and by the way the chinese invented maccaroni we should be calling gabble ghoul general tso's school.

so who is affected by this nutro well unlike the 1st band this is a ban on immigration visas and immigrants not tourists nor terrorists if you think about it really and doing terrorism is a great way to see the world. but actually most terrorism in the us is local it's done by americans for some reason every mass shooter wants to work from home. it's just laziness honestly laziness so. so it's no trouble but it's an immigrant exactly most of these now banned immigrants are refugees or family members trying to reunite in the us most illegal immigration to the us is family based meaning a us citizen has petition for a close relative such as a spouse or a child to come to the us to live but it's called the executive order protecting the nation from foreign. terrorist entry into the us one man's terrorist is another

man's wife and kids stuck in nigeria. while. no jury and or one of the most successful immigrant groups in the us and he's in our male military expanding operations there right now well we should be taking more nigerians yeah so we can make more room for our soldiers there. that's what i had in mind so why are these 6 countries well these countries are not are now being punished for not adopting electronic passports with biometric data and agreeing to a certain information sharing with the u.s. but there's actually 80 countries without biometric passports so will their worst specific reason the trump admin chose these 6 countries i'm sure it wasn't because the president could only name for african and 2 asian countries he thought were african that day. each country has

a security threat nigeria has boko hirani eritrea sounds like nigeria. was in tanzania because trump's friend had his jeep mauled by a rhino there bad blood sudan has too many revolutions and kyrgyzstan because he misspelled kenya and auto correct at all these consonants. this is just a racist policy aimed at separating families most of the poor refugees from conflicts the u.s. military has poured weapons into me and maher is up to no good because they change their name from burma very suspicious. zimbabwe your next what was wrong with their old name rhodesia was involved it was a. used to be named after a white guy named cecil rhodes oh then why did not go. oh they don't want to be confused with sincerely and. shadiest italians they only get

000-000-0000. 00000 feeling that you are selling continues to be a godsend for telecom companies telecom companies that are now free from regulations and willing to put your personal info up for sale for more on this we go to our troops bomb now we do. desperately want people to like them and others who embrace being evil while president trump is somehow trying to do both trump spec for actually see chair time is really leaning in to be after repealing that neutrality in 2018. reminds me of nokia except instead of his news growing with his kids.

i find the really offensive i only use till the truth yeah that's debatable or maybe pies thought he was telling the truth when he repeatedly argues that repealing regulations that keep the internet fair and free with free up money from telecom companies like comcast and a t. and t. expand broadband internet in places where millions of americans still use dial up while the rest of us use the sounds of dial up internet to talk interpretive dance videos because we're privileged enough to surf the web without it. ok i'll admit that was so bad i was hoping someone could actually still call the landline and break the connection. but it isn't nearly as bad as pis blatant lie because even though. promised faster broadband expansion comcast cut spending

instead of course comcast this this is the company that rebranded its cable service as expanding hoping we wouldn't realize it was still be asked comcast plus reruns only works when you also stop being awful that's why it was pointless for b.p. to change its logo from this to this one that just reminds me of all the vegetation they killed after the deepwater horizon spill. but it looks like a. brand to joan marsh 18 tees executive vice president of regulatory and state external affairs parent of net neutrality talking points standing at a company blog post that it will foster innovation and investment and broadband infrastructure without creating any threat to internet freedoms yet in 201918 t. slashed billions from network spending to expand broadband and cut tens of thousands of jobs while the people who lost those jobs had to watch a new 18 t.v.

ad centered on people who were just ok at jobs they clearly should have been fired from have you ever worked for dr francis oh yes he's ok just ok. well not officially a motherboard investigation found that 18 t. is one of several phone carriers selling access to their customers location data and that data is ending up in the hands of bounty hunters and others not authorized to possess it letting them track most phones in the country the business of selling customer data implicates sprint former employer of arisan and cricket wireless. owners and would be on cricket no one selling info from the person before you were bars in the prohibition era. but considering our ties net neutrality repeal was

a handout to big telecom companies which included his former employer it might be why it took the absentee c. over a year to decide that they were actually going to punish companies for selling your data but thankfully we have evidence that other americans want to see high punished to. breaking. into jail for treason. less creepy due to lack of high speeds around. when i get out of jail for treason it's matthew mcconaughey said he might be older will be the same. ok based on that reply it looks like trees and won't be the only thing he gets sent to jail for. reporting from an a.t.m. to the store that live until redacted tonight. there are your headlines from the future tomorrow you'll read the d.n.c.

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and i'm on the flip side just in my town ways don't assume. somebody could still move to see if i. was in this way got to talk it's really hard not to think of the other dissipated but the one that i was and i'm still right and i think. the only thing that we do is music because everybody fights use wait. for. the time this will face what had been. given at the. time of. what i think is this is the fans that is something.

donald trump might appear showy and shallow but he has once again defied his critics this time by securing his impeachment acquittal what is it about the 45th president of the united states that makes people love and hate him so the. real person california. thank you so much thank you. all the organizers laid it on you for being here. and thank you for you to meet all shoot you introduce one of the future leaders.

of. the headlines in r.t. a manhunt is underway for a soldier in thailand and went on a shooting rampage killing at least 20 people. also to come this british couple accused of forcing the murder of their adopted son in india was brief and i believe the u.k. high court has brought that extradition citing human rights concerns and french regulators slashed 25000000 year i find on apple's i make me a software update slow down. the i 5.