no dave. thinks. we dared to ask. hey folks dennis miller here next up on plus one dana carvey what are we going to talk about i'm going to say hi i'm going to hang on for 30 minutes and i'm going to say bye is the best talk show guest on the planet. hey welcome to dennis miller plus one happy to welcome my dear friend.

cast member he well to me carvey's the best guy has ever been on saturday night live you also know from wayne's world his party honest the funniest sweetest man in the world dana carter isn't that right ok i'm going to start with this after t.v. it's not even a joke but it just made me laugh i thought yesterday that john lennon and paul mccartney have trouble finding parking outside of abbey road in their late to tell you i couldn't move you know ringle pulled into the grose obscene comes out with well. you know it is completely full i couldn't well we need you to sing the lead the for i'm a what couldn't as a circled there's nothing i could do just like makes me happy. i know what a huge beatle fish and you are i kid yes it will go far yeah i am but i've. met all for like one second rigaud and george i mean

a silly meter drawn but you hung out at lawrence place yeah lorne michaels' our old boss out on the island with yeah yeah it was i had never been on television basically i just i was cast on s n l but i'm at lauren's mansion for me there was seen it well who never seen anyone with a giant frigidaire you open it and one side is like 1000 am still lights and they're the size the pelligrino member that's why i hurt my shin. i remember hog and us to the end that was down below but then lawrence said oh paul's coming over tonight you know paul all paul paul simon so is paul mccartney. when i walked well the church he came over with linda and he wanted to play a new song well 1st of all when i we were sitting adjacent and for some reason i had the presence of mind not to go was wearing go really good or you know i just i

mentioned a record he made 1900 total war and i brought that up to him and then in the middle 8 course you said one day will stand up on. using yeah well with our flag unfurled but it won't be soon enough for me and i saw its eyes change we obviously have an image you know like that so he kind of knew you know so then after that this is the most profound thing and i hope he's watching. he's playing a song for me whitney brown chevy chase lorne michaels' never been released so we're about to hear it i've only known him 20 minutes right as the song starts he leans in from where you are and says to me quietly silm would you rather see 2 live both who would have a yeah end up ruining the. and i thought wow that is like yeah he's got your day. you know so well the next night because he had a new album out press to play and i said bring it tomorrow so they walked in with

the lp oh and and i go all great you brought the album and she said to paul see i told you he'd want to hear it so they're having conversations about me does dana really mean yeah he's brother and his other moves we should bring you that mean. you know hopefully the google phone book you know will go to grab. to have you go. you know you and 41 grew to be dear and it is and god rest his soul when you 1st you don't quite have him right off the bat is general nies i guess i. had no idea what to do no idea for about a year and then i was sitting without frank in a gym many trying to come up with a hook and i said just witness spontaneously just went and put my hand out here and it was like that thing over there on that thing over there and that was it that was the hook once and once that came that thing that people down and then it wound down

precious people here and they're not together apart so it became a robotic and i probably said there's a bunny more to fund a voice off of a hand gesture and hand gesture and also it became comforting to me not a joke it calms me down in life if i get anxious i just make a list as george sr here hollywood danise show water cameras. half hour. until the story of visiting a boy oh mike that was you slept over yeah you're watching t.v. or you talking i don't even know what do you do it or what the promos people when we got back want to know why. there we you know you know my wife and i whether we sit on whether we had sex in the lincoln bedroom oh i thought it was this one with the children. that come on over

a minute bar get ready get lower lower so they also known it but no i was. not can say whether we had sex in the bedroom my son's middle name is a. listen to me people people of earth we have to come together this is. you know that was an on or privilege but you're sitting there at night yeah you're having a brewski what we went into this little room he several freshen up or caught on to do that impression dame for everybody here at this little party yeah and i said i can it's horrible a little ways there. to me want you to page the secret service yeah it's a secret service guy ran outside the door a layering name a state stick here. and then he leans in an impression of me see if he'll come and. just call up him names he is whispering to me the leader of the free

world so i got. an air stave in the guy looked in a bush lost it. you know in the trunk you know it's it's amazing the people you come across you know were you know you know we were kids when we were and i don't know but yeah i remember even before isanove did you know what. god rest his soul we just kerno it you did a film with kirk and burt right tough guy another absolutely surreal part of my existence on the planet was somehow before i got on set and i live i was cast as like the 3rd lead and a movie called tough guys with burt lancaster and kurt douglas and for our age group for you youngsters these are iconic. alpha male movie stars and so i guess i was cast perfectly because i was in them and i played their parole officer who was an all right richie and i couldn't act by way out of

a paper bag but i did walk up to i walked up to burt lancaster said hi richie you know. dana i play richie and this is exact quote this is not a bit ago how many motion pictures of you i go this is my 1st i've done 72 you've done one. he literally talks like that and then i walk to kirk and i said hi i'm dana i play richie while you're perfect and you're exactly where richie would be. no i don't know would they do you go do you need some. money t.m.j. issues and i clench my go when i. so then we became friends after that and i would do a lot of benefits with our eyes for cedar sinai cardiovascular par and every time i'd see him became running gait was even true i would say burt burt always tried to

take my lines and he just thought that was the funniest thing ever take me over is what he said but. the truth is kirk would take bert's lines because burt didn't burst out a little bit of a difficulty room remembering lines to be on the set and be like we're going to rob the bank and everyone's watching we're going to rob the bank and then the be nothing and it's a line and then the scripts over because because we need the money cause we need the money. line and then they would keep feeding birds and finally bert would go do i really have to say those lines and kurt would say i'll say those and. he was he was brilliant kirk was a lovely cat yeah 103 charming i know what you know an amazing life and he became the old but tough guy after his stroke the way you handle it i see you and i doing this is one of the 4. maybe i don't know when you when you hit 60 let

me know just go quick when johnny carson gets pulled over for drunk driving in 1972 sorry officer didn't know i was swerving and i had to schlep 3 monkeys at the whole can cook. one of those bourbon i just love that the name of the drink if you're not even i mean alcohol can i have a slippery and i have a roman tomato up with a twist and he goes to a and i had to strawberry. at the at the windy summit are you really an alcoholic who work. here you know i had to 2 frozen soldiers. with a twist is that really actually i would call it a frozen. head of desperate below with a and so i go at you and phil is filled. with the ed yeah my favorite those 2 rhythms just wiped me out there you know it cracks.

funny he let loose a modern people and what i have you want to talk about s n l it's some of my fondest memories of my career i think back on yeah we'll boy i remember how organized phil hartman about the hartman our friend saul but he did so many things that he would have a binder like you did when you went to 7th grade oh yeah with little colored the thing is and lauren would say oh phil in new used car seats. you know like road the back story for the used car going off this was a mac. ours was just you know dumpster bomb. i mean the whole just wasted writers ordering chinese food wrappers everywhere 3 in the morning just filth and decay and exhaustion offices with scripts stacked this high your in everywhere and then you walk along and then you get the fills it was like it was like disneyland and there

he's painting a sailboat. poco album cover he was so talented that he just didn't it was just like yeah he was so he was interested in everything else but then he would just turn it on and i remember church lady exploded like it was a cultural phenomenon where some of the ones that you do look forward to doing you did so many you know it's so funny when i would end back then when i watch burnish your snow on a solar biden biden or me in the grumpy old guy. the fact the matter has been we we i just i just made me nervous yeah me to and i going to drop out and go back to his day job 3rd guy in a car on a sonic commercial. you know jumping up in the back and the tops are good. with bernie i always go to exaggeration so now i've just i've taken it further now the cool cool russians. cool cool. and i just figure someone at some

point is going to tell the stands in his chest that the artifacts are made by a corporation oh me groovy cool stance could look. good he stays on message man or you go back to go to a week like i heard or a row of people going up with the show dialogue that's was a log i oh it was hilarious they're doing they're kicking it i almost did one but didn't quite work out scheduling wise but if somebody comes up i don't know who's going to throw in they kind of got everyone nailed bloomberg is fred's doing bloomberg now he always has a spot in stuff i don't know who i could do who you are too much after the break dana returns dance or some rapid fire questions we call it the rorschach test stay right there dana carvey.

your government and our government and all the other major governments of the world know what's going to them and when it's gone. but they haven't told you and they haven't told me they haven't announced. imagine something as big as the earth is going to cause tidal waves earthquakes volcanoes erupt and it's going to chill. so very for a while right. my great grandfather's. nobody would care about the law or prison so you'd have wallace those should have. a turtle between the and.

the atlantic alliance the bedrock of the post world war 2 global security order is slowly but surely unraveling more and more often washington in brussels by virtue of importing foreign policy issues today europe has a choice to defend its interests or fade into oblivion. just. look at the. whole. thing that led to the my book.

hey welcome back to dennis miller plus one my guest dana carvey before we get to the rorschach test just for my yes cation because i love love the dulcet tones of jimmy stewart to get a little jim. well the thing about jimmy stewart when you do him you just you just think of while you're a nice guy. but he always had that 2nd line when you finally make him mad in the western movie yeah you thought you could get away with it didn't you know well guess what you're not getting away with it but what do you think i'm going to go that's the 2nd part folks we're waking up the seniors of cross southern california oh these are ledges what are we going to come in here and do eminem impressions or know that you're totally right here this is. my impression adam schiff coming up out of a gopher hole. it's. like ben roland applicators. interesting looking gentleman i mean you know

politicians can be they come in a lot of votes. that the in the last segment but right now i mean it was a rush to go bang bang boom boom boom shark somebody or something that inspires you and buyers me. my 2 sons. you know before you are of that written down. i mean i know you were just you guys did a film right you're doing post-production yeah we did a film together to be so much fun to go into the edit room with your kid oh yeah it's really fast and see their instincts about stuff does anybody do either of them have an ear like you do dex has a really good ear yeah yeah x. and tom yeah there's dex and tom you have 2 sons i have 2 sons and you know our childhoods were easy so we didn't have any work to do as daddy but anyway it's but that says a little bit of

a oh yeah yeah and i think i don't know how many impressions i did when i got s n l there is a sense of practice a little bit and hearing someone over and over you know when i 1st met you i remember being in the back room we were in portland and i heard the church lady i don't even know if you had the name on it probably not it was just this attitude yeah you know and i just remember hearing this huge. hue and cry in the room i looked you were doing that. it well it's $100.00 our whole attitude to be in 2 because it's just i'm not that mean but wow you've got nice little backdrops and signs from back what next time let's pay a little extra to have the sign in front you know it's just i love it when you go into something i can see you get safe in it like when i went to marty short when he walks into jimmy glick he's just bulletproof you know he's in there is 3 inches behind a prosthetic right i see marty in there but he's not marty at that moment like you know channeling so well if you're just a so-called if your brand is like as

a nice guy it's fun to be even hans and franz all my characters are passive aggressive i remember being there we were on the road or on the road on whaling today and. even then but we put a little light we know we all came from arnold believe it or not it was and eat. it kill both you and you're watching separately. in your rooms he was a bigger thing yeah and he said he. had his routine where he gets because i love arnold's positivity and how he just the way he process is life you know you get to the whole and maybe you do to stay as full do the work out in the groups and the hobs things and whatever and then you take a nice shower and do the body and the muscles and then you put on the nice light white the cotton shirt and you have ready for the evening so that that was what we we just did that all you know just love the look out a lot of politicians with us on anything that kept me and you laugh and when we

were on the plane at that moment we were the worst flyers in the world we were pretty bad. i remember being so loaded on that m.g.m. grand place. where it was just so crazy we were just and we called bernie bro stupid our manager is just read the riot act oh yeah you're at home we're all over the rockies what we would play games with it so if dennis was behind me and i was in front and were just on a flight he would always lean in and say to me curvy if you see anything anything out of the ordinary i want to be the 1st to know. it's made me laugh so hard like we're in some combat mission and we're just on american airlines i got better way because i thought this is going to kill me being this nervous and that's what i'm worried about a plane goes down oh yeah you know i just got to the point where i said i can't get on a plane every time and have it take this much out of me and i shock and then we're going 10 gentle guilty pleasure guilty pleasure going to the hollywood art light

and watch gene once upon a time in hollywood for the 11 time at it and i am sure you love that flick something we should all be paying more attention to airline. not taking life too seriously exactly stranded on a desert island i'm winning what 3 things do you bring with you are. our. well i say to my wife paula yes a good tar and some corona. but the law not the virus. what's next bud light fluid who's name in these diseases are carrying something on your bucket list my market list is to buy more buckets a show you're bingeing on right now. you need to watch the what's the one on h.b.o. with the make millions still stephen king. so i've been mendelson. i

don't know favorite food favorite food is a really really good cheese pizza and lecture you can't live without luxury i can't live without my volvo x 60 because of the bauer wilkens car stereo. someone from history would like to take the lunch. hitler. well when you want to talk to well. he's evil please you know we'd pick up the check. a good. thing it. and your idea of a perfect day perfect day would be a day without work i'm in love with my wife and we go for a long hike we go out to lunch we play scrabble really simple pleasures the

outsider i believe that yes ben mendelsohn it's quite brilliant and very scary. so i notice you've used parasitical today and i was wondering did you dig the film yes yeah i saw it twice but i don't know if it was my age group as you probably know i became a fanatic for once upon a time in hollywood the more i kept seeing it the more stuff i got out of it to the point where i've kind of memorized the movie for the most part he had 3 or 4 more he just did 3 or 4 more you. could. look at me that that's him in the trailer or you quit clinton fan all along early this one just spoke to him or i think this one went to another level i maybe he looks back and goes out of this happened it's just so supernatural what happen because my wife wasn't so much quit because of all the violence yeah but i loved inglorious basterds and django unchained. but this one just does something on an

emotional level because of brad pitt and very sweet at the end the cheadle lives and the you know it's you know i mean it's like it's such a horrific occurrence and there's no i know there's such darkness too she always did seem sweet yeah for her to. remember you you were on a horsey and i remember your sweet what little face. well is everyone ok down there we're ok so hip is broken i have my friend keep warm i took the other one out with a torch would you like to come up here it's a would sure now this just coming across the wires biden signed his power of attorney over to the family from parasite i think that's why. there's that indicate parasite is a brood. you know wasn't my favorite but i thought it was i saw a interview with bob as long as wrong ho the cat and yeah. he said that he

wanted to constantly demarcate the caste system of the wealthy and the poor throughout the movie so he would put the poor person on one side of a window and then put a seemed in the middle even if there was no see him there and then the the rich person would be on the other side member in the back yard. the majordomo lady is talking to the yeah vacuous young woman if you think about it he had a c.v.s. or i always wanted to lay in subtly throughout the movie there's probably a dozen instances that it is a different world i thought geez who's thinking a star well it was also interesting that he made the. the car on family he made them cut it lovable scoundrels they were so talented to pull off that why don't they just go out in the free market and become ill exactly you know we've got so much fun i'm kind of glad we didn't get to the politics because. it's a buzz kill i know is it sad i am one of my dearest friends in my life and so when we started as a guy who's been on that that saturday night live thing i'm doing letterman and the

host of a podcast have been heavily thanks for joining private dennis miller thank you so much. dennis miller was one and and dana carvey podcast. this is my guest today is ben dennis miller but didn't get to everything we want to do and get a politics but i want to thank him for being my guest today was the next time with rob lowe. well it's too much what beautiful. your government and our government and all the other major governments of the world

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