hey welcome to dennis miller plus one happy to welcome my dear friend. cast member he well to me carvey's the best guy has ever been on saturday night live you also know from wayne's world that marty honest the funniest sweetest man in the world dana carter isn't that great how come it started this after t.v. it's not even a joke but it just made me laugh i thought yesterday that john lennon and paul mccartney have trouble finding parking outside of abbey road in their late to tell you i couldn't move you know ring who pulled into the grose obscene. phone with. you know it is completely full i couldn't well we need you to sing the leave the for i'm a what couldn't as a circled there's nothing they could do just like makes me happy. i know what huge

beatle fit you are i kid yes i would go far yeah but i've. met all for like one second rigaud and george i mean a silly meter drawn but you hung out at lawrence place yeah lorne michaels' our old boss out on the island with yeah yeah what's it like it was i had never been on television basically i just i was cast on s n l but i met lawrence mansion for me never seen it well google never seen anyone with a giant frigidaire you open it and one side is like a 1000 am still lights and then the sides the pelligrino member that's why i hurt my shin. i remember hog and us to the end that was down below but then lawrence said oh paul's coming over tonight you know paul all alone paul paul simon so is paul mccartney. when i walked well the church he came over with linda

and he wanted to play a new song well 1st of all when i we were sitting adjacent and for some reason i had the presence of mind not to go was wearing go really good or you know i just i mentioned a record he made in 1900 total war and i brought that up to him and then in the middle 8 that chorus you said one day will stand up. and music yeah well with our flag unfurled but it won't be soon enough for me and i saw its eyes change we have to see the new gentle like that so he kind of knew you know so then after that this is the most profound thing and i hope he's watching. he's playing a song for me whitney brown chevy chase lorne michaels' never been released so we're about to hear it i've only known him 20 minutes right as the song starts he leans in from where you are and says to me quietly. would you rather see 2 live both who would have a yeah end up ruining the. and i thought wow that is like yeah he's got

your day. you know so well the next night because he had a new album out press to play and i said bring it tomorrow so they walked in with the lp oh and and i go all great you brought the album and she said to paul see i told you he'd want to hear it so they're having conversations about me as they you know really mean yeah he's brother and his other the if we should bring you that mean. you know hopefully the google phone book you know will go to grab. to have you go. now you in 41 grew to be dear and it is and god rest his soul when you 1st you didn't quite have him right off the bat is general nice i guess i die i'm jarred but i had no idea what to do no idea for about a year and then i was sitting without franken and jim and me trying to come up with a hook and i said just witness spontaneously just went and put my hand out here and

it was like that thing over there on that thing over there and that was it that was the hook once once that came that thing that people down and then it wound down precious people here and they're not together apart so it became a robotic and i probably said there's a bunny more to fund a voice off of a hand gesture and hand gesture and also it became comforting to me not a joke it calms me down in life if i get anxious i just make a list as george sr here they would dan s. show water cameras. half hour. to tell the story of visiting a boy oh mike that was you slept over yeah you're watching t.v. or you talking i don't even know what do you do it well or with the most people when we got back want to know whether we know you know my wife and i whether we sit

on whether we had sex in the lincoln bedroom oh i thought it was this one with these little children. that come on over a minute bar get ready get a lower lower sit ala moana but no i was. not can say whether we had sex in the bedroom my son's middle name is a. listen to me people people of earth we have to come together this is. you know that was an aunt or privilege but you're sitting there at night yeah you're having a brewski what we went into this liberal means have a little freshen up or caught on she did that impression dame for everybody here at this little party yeah and i said i can't it's horrible a little ways there. to me want you to page the secret service yeah it's a secret service guy or outside the door a layering name

a state stick here. and then he leans in an impression of me see if he'll come and. just collop him name is whispering to me the leader of the free world so i got. an air stave in the guy looked in a bush lost it. you know. it's it's amazing the people you come across you know we're yeah you know lou we were kids when we were and i don't know but yeah i remember even before a senate did you not. address to so we just curry knew it you did a film with kirk and burt right tough guy another absolutely surreal part of my existence on the planet was somehow before i got on set and i live i was cast as like the 3rd lead and a movie called tough guys with burt lancaster and kurt douglas and for our age group for you youngsters these are iconic alpha male movie stars and so

i guess i was cast perfectly because i was in them and i played their parole officer who was an option right richie and i couldn't act by way out of a paper bag but i did walk up to i walked up to burt lancaster and said hi i'm richie you know i'm dana i play richie and this is exact quote there's not a bigger. how many motion pictures of you i go this is my 1st i've done 72 you've done one. he literally talked like that and then i walked to kirk and i said hi i'm dana i play richie while you're perfect and you're exactly where richie would be. no i don't know would they do you go do you need some. money t.m.j. issues and i clench my go when i. so then we became friends after that and i would

do a lot of benefits with curteis for cedar sinai cardiovascular par and every time i'd see him became running gait was even true i would say burt burt always tried to take my lines and he just thought that was the funniest thing ever take me over is what he said but. the truth is kirk would take bert's lines because burt didn't burst out a little bit of a difficulty room remembering lines be on the set and be like we're going to rob the bank and everyone's watching we're going to rob the bank and then the be nothing and it's a line and then the scripts over there because because we need the money cause we need the money. and then they would keep feeding bert and finally bert would go do i really have to say those lines and kurt would say i'll say those and. he was it was brilliant kirk was a lovely cat yeah one o 3 charming i know you know an amazing life and he became the old man tough guy

after his stroke the way you handle it i see you and i doing this is one of the fore. maybe i don't know when you when you hit 60 let me know just go quick when johnny carson gets pulled over for drunk driving in 1972 sorry officer didn't know i was swerving i had to slippery monkeys at the whole can cook. one of those please . i just love that the name of the drink if you're not even i mean alcohol can i have a slippery and i have a roman tomato up with a twist. then he goes to a and i had to strawberry. at the at the windy summit are you really an alcoholic who work. here you know i had to to frozen soldiers. with a twist is it really actually i'll call it a frozen. head of desperate below with

a and so i go to you and we'll just kill that. with the ed yeah my fave are those 2 ravens just wiped me out you know it cracks. funny he let loose a modern people. what have you want to talk about s n l it's some of my fondest memories of my career i think back on yeah we'll boy remember organize phil hartman about the hartman our friend saul but he did so many things that he would have a binder like you did when you went to 7th grade oh yeah little color the thing is and lauren would say oh phil a new used car so it's. you know like road the back story for the used car going off this was a mac. ours was just you know dumpster bomb i mean the whole just wasted writers ordering chinese food wrappers everywhere 3 in the morning just filth and decay and

exhaustion offices with scripts stacked this high you're in everywhere and then you walk along and then you get the fills it was like it was like disneyland in there he's painting a sailboat you know we go poco album cover he was so talented that he just didn't it was just like yeah he was so he was interested in everything else but then he would just turn it on and i remember church lady exploded like it was a cultural phenomenon what were some of the ones that you do you look forward to doing and you did so many you know it's so funny when i would end back then when i watch burnished pearson. on a smaller biden biden me of the grumpy old guy. the fact the matter has been we we i just i just made me nervous yeah me and i'm going to drop out and go back to his day job 3rd guy in a car on a sonic commercial. you know jumping up in the back and the tops are good.

with bernie i always go to exaggeration so now i've just i've taken it further now the cool cool russians. cool cool. and i just figure someone at some point is going to tell the stands in his chest that the artifacts are made by a corporation who know me groovy cool extends. he stays on message man when are you going back to go to like i heard or a row of people going up with the show delegates was a log iou it was hilarious they're doing they're kicking it i almost did one but didn't quite work out scheduling wise but if somebody comes up i don't know who's going to throw in they kind of got everyone nailed bloomberg is fred's doing bloomberg now he always has a skeleton stuff i don't know who i could do who you are too much after the break dana returns dance or some rapid fire questions we call it the rorschach test stay right there dana carvey.

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the dares thinks. we dare to ask. banks geysers financial survival a little they say money to the relatives of clergy abuse it this is a central plank support via the means i don't call them right now so stop the. douglas it's a let me. ask i wouldn't. take i put it on critical record not the other thing lol to show women.

can you love lose you melissa. to make to see that it's the loosely. defined what they were the kook on the scene do it in that you had checked the next . to the snakes tonight in one of the. tried to use in. one of the meet you has on there now. hey welcome back to dennis miller plus one my guest dana carvey before we get to

the rorschach test just for my cation because i love love the dulcet tones of jimmy stewart to get a little jim. well the thing about jimmy stewart when you're doing your guest you just think of while you're a nice guy but he always had that 2nd way when you finally make him mad in the western movie yeah you thought you could get away with it didn't you know well guess what you're not getting away with it what do you think i'm going to go that's the 2nd part folks are waking up the seniors across the california oh these are ledges well what are we going to come in here and do eminem impressions or know that you're totally right here this is. my impression adam schiff coming out of a gopher hole. it's got some like band roll on applicators. interesting looking gentleman i mean you know politicians can be they come in

a lot of good let's talk about that the last segment but right now let me hit with a rush aka ready to go bang bang boom boom boom shark somebody or something that inspires you and buyers me. my 2 sons. you know before you know i have that written down course i mean i know you were just you guys did a film right you're going to record post-production yeah we did a film together must be so much fun to go into the edit room with your kid oh yeah it's really fast and see their instincts about stuff does anybody do either of them have an ear like you do dex has a really good ear yeah yeah tex and tom yeah there's dex and tom you have 2 sons i have 2 sons and you know our childhoods were easy so we didn't have any work to do as daddy's but anyway it's but that says a little bit of a oh yeah yeah and i think i don't know how many impressions i did when i got asked and i know there is a sense of practice

a little bit and hearing someone over and over you know when i 1st met you i remember being in the back room when you're in portland and i heard the church lady i don't even know if you had the name on it probably not it was just this attitude yeah you know and i just remember hearing this huge. hue and cry in the room i looked you were doing that. it well it's $100.00 a latitude to be in 2 because it's just i'm not that mean but wow you've got nice little backdrops and signs from back what next time let's pay a little extra to have the sign in front you know it's just i love you and you go into something i can see you get safe in it like when i went to marty short when he walks into germany glick he's just bulletproof you know he's in there is 3 inches behind a prosthetic right i see marty in there but he's not marty at that moment i was like you know channeling so well if you're just a so-called if your brand is like as a nice guy it's fun to be even hans and franz all my characters are passive

aggressive i remember being there we were on the road or on the road on anyone going to. even them but we put a little light we know we all came from arnold believe it or not it was an eat and you know it killed both of you and you're watching separately. in your rooms he was a bigger thing yeah and he said he. had his routine when he gets because i love arnold's positivity and how he just the way he process is life you know you get to the whole day and maybe you do to stay as the workout in the groups in the homs things and whatever and then you take a nice shower and do the body in the muscles and then you put on the nice light white the cotton shirt and you have ready for the evening so that that was what we we just did that all you know just love the look out a lot of cognitions with us on anything that kept me and you laugh and when we were on the plane at that moment we were the worst flyers of the world we were pretty

bad. i remember being so loaded on that m.g.m. grand place. where it was just so crazy we were just and we called bernie bros to get our manager is just read the riot act oh yeah you're at home we're all over the rockies what we would play games with it so if dennis was behind me and i was in front and were just on a flight he would always lean in and say to me curvy if you see anything anything out of the ordinary i want to be the 1st to know what it's like it's made me laugh so hard like we're in some combat mission and we're just on american airlines i got better way because i thought this is going to kill me being this nervous and that's what i'm worried about a plane ghost oh yeah you know i just got to the point where i said i can't get on a plane every time and have it take this much out of me already and i shock and then were. 10 gentle guilty pleasure guilty pleasure going to the hollywood art light and watch gene once upon a time in hollywood for the 11 time at 10 am you love that flick something we

should all be paying more attention to airline. not taking life too seriously exactly stranded on a desert island i'm winning what 3 things do you bring with you get to our. good tar. well i say to my wife paula yes a good tar and some corona. but the law not the virus. what's next bud light fluid who's name in these diseases are carrying something on your bucket list my market list is to buy more buckets a show you're bingeing on right now. you need to watch the what's the one on h.b.o. with the millions still stephen king so i've been mendelson. i don't know favorite food favorite food is

a really really good cheese pizza and lecture you can't live without luxury i can't live without my volvo x 60 because of the bauer wilkens car stereo. someone from history would like to take to lunch. hitler. well when you want to talk to well. he's evil please you know we pick up the check . we're not. going to get. your idea of a perfect day perfect day would be a day without work i'm in love with my wife and we go for a long hike we go out to lunch we play scrabble really simple pleasures the outsider i believe that yes ben mendelsohn it's quite brilliant and very scary.

so i notice she's using her a cynical today and i was wondering did you dig the film yes yeah i saw it twice but i don't know if it was my age group as you probably know i became a fanatic for once upon a time in hollywood the more i kept seeing it the more stuff i got out of it to the point where i've kind of memorized the movie for the most part he had 3 or 4 more he just had 3 or 4 more you. could. look at me that that's him in the trailer or you quit clinton fan all along early this one just spoke to him or well i think this one went to another level i maybe he looks back and goes out of this happened it's just so supernatural what happen because my wife wasn't so much quit because of all the violence yeah but i love inglorious basterds and django unchained and hateful 8 but this one just does something on an emotional level because of brad pitt and very sweet at the end the

cheating lives and the bad you know it's you know i mean it's like it's such a horrific it's a currency and there's no i know there's such darkness too she always did seem sweet yeah for her to. remember you you were on a horsey and i remember your sweet what little face. well is everyone ok down there we're ok so hip is broken i have my friend keep warm i took the other one out with a torch would you like to come up it's a would sure now this just coming across the wires biden signed his power of attorney over to the family from parasite. does that indicate parasite is a british film too it's just. you know wasn't my favorite but i thought it was i saw a interview with bob is among the wrong whoa the cat and yeah. he said that he wanted to constantly demarcate the caste system of the wealthy and the poor throughout the movie so he would put the poor person on one side of

a window and then put a seemed in the middle even if there was no see him there and then the the rich person would be on the other side member in the back yard. the majordomo lady is talking to the yeah vacuous young woman if you think about it he had a c.v.s. or i always wanted to lay in subtly throughout the movie there's probably a dozen instances that it is a different world i thought geez who's thinking a star well it was also interesting that he made the. the con family he made them cut it lovable scoundrels they were so talented to pull off that why didn't they just go out in the free market and become ill exactly you know we've got so much fun i'm kind of glad we didn't get to the politics because. it's a buzz kill i know is it sad i am one of my dearest friends in my life and so when we started as a guy who's been on that that saturday night live thing i'm doing letterman and the host of a podcast have been heavily thanks for joining me private dennis miller thank you

so much. dennis miller was one and and dana carvey podcast. this is my guest today is ben dennis miller but didn't get to everything we want to we didn't get politics but i want to thank him for being my guest today was the next time with rob lowe. well what beautiful. your government and our government and all the other major governments of the world know what's going to happen and when it's going to. but they haven't told you and

they haven't told me they haven't announced. imagine something as big as the earth is going to cause tidal waves earthquakes volcanoes erupt and it's going to chill. so very for a while right. my great grandfather's. nobody would care about the law or prison so you'd have wallace though should have. a terrible life between now and the. well done charles dickens captured the guys at that moment in the christmas count being a condemnation of capitalism wasn't yes you know the ghost of christmas future was neoliberalism visiting upon the president to try to warn people what happens when you financial lies the global economy and you do 3 or 400 years with the

consumption today christmas being a holiday of consumption right most losing its its significance as a spiritual soulful. and i hear we are you know we've all been very very naughty and we've all been sent to our room and we're all sitting in our rooms now thinking about what we did this is a moment of self reflection for the global community to sit in your room and think about what you've done. because the swarms of the blue of them so moving. to build your school or local was before. much of those who heard it's a preview are mostly other movies who see him with the north we will forgo. the bulk move but it. will show you the snook view of the liberal media to look for a good. movie muslim also his dulcet

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and welcome the cross for all things considered i'm peter lavelle the atlantic alliance the bedrock of the post world war 2 global security order is slowly but surely unraveling more and more often washington and brussels diverged on important foreign policy issues today europe has a choice to defend its interests or fade into oblivion.