welcome to rid zach to denies this is a comedy show where americans in america covering american news are called foreign agents hope everyone is hanging in there through these weird times i finally snapped i couldn't i couldn't put it off any more i finally saw my dentist my therapist and my favorite prostitute all via xoom costs so much those worked out better than others in hindsight i did remove a nasty molar that needed to come out that i was good but i was actually in the call with the prostitute and i had performance anxiety with the therapist just couldn't get my super ego to stay or racked anyway let's get to the news as america shoots past a 1000000 infected with corona virus and more dead than during the vietnam war

various governments around the world are talking about using smart city technology to trace where infected people go and who they come in contact with well that sounds good right who doesn't want to end this pandemic but it turns out there's a problem with tracking every man woman and child and that problem stop me if you if you've guessed it. is that they're tracking every man woman and child. as was written in the anarchistic rag called forbes magazine the use of masses of connected sensors makes it clear that the corona virus pandemic is intentionally or not being used as a test bed for new surveillance technologies that may threaten privacy and civil

liberties so aside from being a global health crisis the coronavirus has effectively become an experiment in how to monitor and control people at scale oh goody i love being a juror bowl for the ruling helmets maybe they'll give us one of those yummy treats like i can rick or i can come bird for me and it's not just your phone they're tracking in the smart cities making use of a traffic light indicator system there algorithm is able to anonymously identify and label people who maintain safe distances while flagging violations if they're able to track violators who follow within 6 feet of someone else then it sounds like they could choose to track pretty much anything else what do you think they're going to make of me when i happen to be mooning bank of america every tuesday oh.

cordially and gentlemanly mooning now even legal i thought this was a free country what happened to give me your tired your poor your huddled. now no we didn't mean that now you have to be covered and they can't even be huddled anymore they'll be 6 feet apart i want to huddle. point is the reason police officers are placed every 2 blocks in minority neighborhoods is ostensibly to catch black and brown people committing crimes but as we know from the stats most of those crimes are really nothing it's loitering noise complaints open outcall it beverages should be crimes big if you're a minority living in america and you don't need an alcoholic beverage at all times then you blow my mind you blow my goddamn mind you're either a saint or you're some kind of serial killer have

a beer before you lose it point is a police state can be used to arrest anyone if they really want to well now imagine a state where they know exactly how and where you walk at all times what you do where you do it why you do it then they're calling this kind of surveillance smart cities but a more accurate term would be dystopian surveillance state hellholes doesn't exactly roll off the tongue as easily as smart cities it's kind of like how they name the apartment buildings always the chrome well or the victoria and you see a name like that you know it has little bed bugs they throw in the black mold for free a lot of times. so the fact they're calling the smart cities. scares outta me. even if this technology 7 is just being used to help with corona virus right now

what makes you think our governments won't keep using it after the pandemic is over as we know from oh i don't know history whether it's been george w. bush bill clinton barack obama donald trump if the government starts using a tool that adds to their power they never give the tools back. the government never says you know what these nuclear weapons i'm dangerous we better give r.j. a way. as edward snowden said 5 years later the coronavirus is gone this data is available to them they start looking for new things they already know what you're looking at on the internet they already know where your phone is moving now they know what your heart rate is what happens when they start to intermix cities and apply artificial intelligence to them think about that if the government and

big tech knows someone's web searches just their standard travel behavior their heart rate ai systems can basically figure out everything about them they can know who you are what you want when you misbehave insists i get all terms they can know that your heart races every time you have a cinnabon for god's sakes they can know that you have a gambling problem or an alcohol problem or a coke problem they can know your pulse doesn't race when you see your wife in fact on a list of things that grab your attention the most why isn't even on the same page as cinnabon cinnabon what weiwei your wife is blokes in a bunch sharks a good pass in the n.f.l. wife is just below partially warmed up gas station boring you go on the excitement index they could know that. factor forbes for another groundbreaking revelation. those doing the monitoring may not always have our best interests at heart what

art's eyes i don't i don't know what to say the government and big tech not having our best interests at heart poppy cock but my phone has made it so that i can look at hitler kiddies anytime anywhere i am for him her is a test of big tech i realize this pandemic is scary i realize it has up ended the normal but we cannot give away all of our rights all of our privacy under the guise of security and the salesman can tell you one of the best tools to sell someone something they don't need is fear one someone to buy the expensive car tell them it's safer and ask them to picture their children in a car accident want someone to buy the home security paint a picture of a big bad burglar stealing their entire entire phil collins vinyl collection.

after 9 11 5 companies even sold parachutes to office workers to keep under their desks in case they needed to jump out a window didn't even matter if their office window looked out on the power lines or if they were on the 2nd floor can't be too safe point is fear makes us idiots fear makes us listen to the lives or delusions or brain instead of the smart voice in your head don't let our corporate owners use fear to force you to give up what little right to privacy and freedom we have left from you from washington d.c. the belly the beast is redacted tonight.

welcome i'm lee camp now take the news from behind i know it was like a week ago but can we still talk about how trump publicly said maybe we should all drink bleach no i can't it's over i but i didn't get a chance because i was off the air so i got damaged and off the air for a couple of days in the president tried to jonestown see entire country and i can't fight ok i hear you fine i heard you're moving on fine i'll just hold out hope that next week he says something about how our brillo pad does great cleaning pans and senses a pandemic maybe we should use a brillo pad inside the body you know some sort of steel wool supposed tory.

should feel pretty similar to watching a donald trump press conference. moving on recently oil prices have crashed for a while they were below 0 for the 1st time because the world at the moment is using far less oil that is being pumped out of the ground to the producers don't even have anywhere to store it i have some ideas of that should work nicely and i promise i'm not at all thinking about how flammable it is so oil prices near 0 fracking only makes money for the investors when the price is above $50.00 dollars 7 a barrel so fracking is just right now but that should be a good thing right right maybe yes they've told us that fossil fuels kill us they told us the carbon already emitted by fossil fuels is one of the main causes of global warming fossil fuels killed more people every year than wars murders

and traffic accidents combined holy mother of god basically fossil fuel is a monster that is destroying everything we care about the entire natural world so oil prices crashing because of so little use to a wonderful day we have a stop to the monster time to celebrate right media crude oil prices are collapsing and we may save terms like that frequently but not of the types of things that we've seen like this u.s. oil prices plunged below 0 on monday hitting a new record low a loss in demand for oil calls the market to take a hit amid the coronavirus pandemic leading places like kern county possibly feeling the impact in the struggle long term so don't expect any major positive changes in the near future for the 1st time in history u.s. oil dive into negative pear tree a death knell for an entire industry. death knell. spellers vaster

don't expect any positives in the future but. i thought fossil fuels were killing everyone a good boy always causing our extinction so we don't want to stop the monster we we want all humans to die. don't we call people who want lots of people to die serial killers or mass murderers. ok so i had it backwards and i'm sorry we want everyone to die i didn't it good to know good to know i will adjust accordingly and i will now look sad that the death monster we've created has come on the high hard times i didn't. i'm sorry i didn't know i didn't know but don't worry folks global oil prices are

already bouncing back after reading 21 year lows the mass murder data monster is bouncing back our expansion will be back on track thank goodness for a moment there i thought we might survive like a few more years oh god that was close moving on the great global bailout continues is this a bell out of regular people you and maybe people who work for minimum wage how about them the so called essential workers now now now we get bread crumbs the bailouts is for the non-essential non important workers people who if they don't show up for work or not changes. whoever that might be whoever these useless society's socks might be i can't think of any right now i bought i'm sure i'm sure they're out there i don't know you know the true drains on our nation the parasites

deadbeat nothings just living off the work of others exploiting salt of the earth wonderful human beings in order to do 0 positive for our world not sure who they are just. on the other hand if your garbage man doesn't show up to work you know the difference real quick. anyway this bailout has been mostly for big corporations average workers get almost nothing so our tax dollars are going to help out giant corporations but allows corporations they don't even they don't even pay taxes in the us they don't even help fund it this issiah the that makes them rich because they basically launder the money if only there were some way some strategy to make sure those companies using tax loopholes

don't get this bailout money huh. well we're very dumb here in the united states maybe we should ask other countries that are smarter you know one of those i don't want to know what i want to call him done marc or paul and. they know their stuff right but that denmark and pole and i was close. denmark and paul and are refusing to bailout companies registered in offshore tax havens i said great idea john mark and proud and oh you're brilliant you come in the room call. good for you guys how could we do that i wonder if we could do that i hope we do that till i wonder i wonder if there are any large american companies that are based in the us us let's see this says the major strategy apple uses to reduce its u.s.

tax bill is to artificially shift large amounts of its domestic profits into tax havens apple has booked $252300000000.00 in profits offshore in which it is not paid a dime in u.s. taxes by keeping by keeping these profits offshore apple is avoiding $78500000000.00 in u.s. taxes oh so so one of the largest american corporations. is not american let's not give them any bailout money they should get their bailout money from the nations that their profits call home i'm sure the aisle of jersey and the cayman islands have trillions to give away as long as tim cook doesn't mind getting paid and conch shells. another massive industry looking for a handout right now is the oil industry where 6 did i learn that i just i just i

just heard that oh oh i thought of redacted that night about 30 seconds ago that's right that's right guys what an informative show host need to get rid of that beard though. anyway some of the biggest players in the oil industry are the koch brothers well one of them is dead but if anybody can continue to run a business from hell it's david koch. anyway i'm sure koch industries is looking for some of those sweet sweet trillions here's from a 2017 article how koch industries a scam in america investigation highlights a global web of tax avoidance it uncovered as many as $610.00 coke subsidiaries in 17 known global tax havens oh it looks like a lot of coke industries is not based in the united states it's based in little countries that are mainly populated by tortoise's koch industries head of

operations is probably a guana was cufflinks. so i guess that means koch industries is not american and therefore won't get any of the bailout money from congress or at least that is how it should be if our government were owned by corporate ads which conflicts. i know a different kind of link cops i'd like to see them where. we have to go to a short break but if you don't have time to watch redacted tonight every week check out the free pod cast called moment of clarity it's free every week on i tunes stitcher and spotify also you can watch my standup comedy special for free and leave camp american dot com i'll be right back a lot more. as we have said from the very beginning russia gate is a hoax and from there is no important evidence to prove this is what explains troops flip flop on the rich people or to.

you can't be both with yeah you want. welcome back i'm still lee camp there are millions of reasons why you haven't received your $1200.00 stimulus jack maybe the government knows you're married to an immigrant or that you don't have direct deposits or that you have a lower back tattoo you know hindsight 2020 i should have known that living up to a day or to get fred durst into bubble. would be something to be proud of later but

anyway thanks to our federal government we can add your mounting debt to the list of reasons you haven't gotten your check for more we are joined by our favor the senior person who wants your money now let me go hello we only so nice to you to join me from the vacant parking lot at what i can only assume is a non-essential business for your information i'm standing outside the payday lender cash store which i assure you is a very essential business there's a cash store sounds like what a 6 year old called the bank cash drawer is what trump calls the treasury department so you're not that far off but cashed or can exactly give out payday loans the people without paydays so they need the stimulus checks to survive especially since america has a hole about $10000000000.00 in outstanding payday loans and i need payday lenders to survive since i was making extra money acting in payday lending commercials like

this one because the cash advances point. that we located in this abandoned k.f.c. taco bell sabo. i don't know very few go back to that you're pretty good at it but they did they did we let you hold up anything higher than single dollar bills anyway payday lenders only trap poor people in debt they shouldn't get to steal their stimulus checks to pay what you can steal what's owed to you plus $1200.00 isn't going to last that so much a health care worker pays again and $95.00 mask that someone spit inside only once . i mean i paid $100.00 for 3 disposable masks and at least one of them had an eater still attached to it god was why you paying for a bloody mess because it was on doesn't that they're 3rd party sellers lee and until they do this is just the way things are now i didn't make the rules just like private debt collectors didn't make the rules either in fact the reporter for the american prospect named david day and said congress did give treasury the authority

under the cares act to exempt the payments from private debt collectors but the treasury department other former goldman sachs exact stephen nugent refused to exercise that authority despite pressure from democratic members of congress and state attorneys general so former big bankers like him a new gin bend the rules in their favor oh please minucci doesn't care about cash or big banks have the same relationship with a payday lender as joe and jill biden have with hunter biden's love child they know they're related but they act like it doesn't exist ok so the exemptions just a happy accident you know like the kid ok but millions of americans were already in private debt before a covert one team anyone with a private student loan car loan or a bank overdraft fee might as well join the americans with lower back to tos who also won't get their stimulus ok les stop it people with lower back tattoos will

get their stimulus checks just not anyone with tats of chinese characters for obvious reasons also good luck getting that lasered off because that is not an essential service right now i mean unless you live in georgia or florida or missouri or texas or parts of alaska. natalie thank you so much. moving on redacted correspondent anders ling is here to go over some of the stories that slipped through the cracks and it's thanks for being here yeah thanks for what you find in your cracks well there's a big crack down in the nation of brazil a crack in the honeymoon period that in our o. was enjoying for the past year or so his handling of the covert crisis has not been great according to a lot of brazilians there been 5000 dead zone say you would think a fascist would be great and you would think so you would think they would know how to take care of people but his at least act like they're doing it but his response to 5000 deaths in brazil was quote so what is what he said and that's after he

fired brazil's health minister because he promoted social distancing well i'm sure the deaths were largely among people who are not millionaires which means he doesn't do about them right which is most of the population of brazil in the world but he's in trouble more recently because the supreme court of brazil blocked his nominee for the federal police director because they said it would be a conflict of interest because he fired the last federal police director and there was a resignation from the justice minister minister sergio morrow which they said was his voluntary resignation they have a letter but as it turns out mauro says you never signed it so there's a digital signature on this resignation letter there's a lot of questions there i mean conflict of interest is these guys middle name right there yeah neck deep in corruption yeah i mean the whole balls in our family i mean you have his 2 sons that are now being investigated which is why he's trying

to interfere and get someone on his side it's too bad his sons ended up so much like him as opposed to from sons who have you know become just very great altruistic people and i'm sure they swapped no one would really notice their behavior what else you got yes so the biden campaign now is instructing its surrogates to cite the new. york times and saying that you know this was investigated terrorists is allegations so yes a terrorist has these very detailed allegations as to a sexual assault by joe biden on her in the ninety's yes yes which the new york times has covered this is more than the standard shoulder groping that biden is so good at. more than that far worse and right he is bad with clumsy but i think he'd have to be a little too clumsy to do what she's alleging very serious allegation in the new york times has investigated it and what the biden surrogates are saying is that the article somehow acquits him of any guilt they looked into it and decided he's he's

innocent which the york times has had to spell out no we're not taking a side either way the article doesn't say that it does not so he's using the trump tactic of read something believe it said something else that you wanted it to say rights to 2 sides of the same. exactly and there's a way thank you so much thank you. and here are your headlines from the future in one month you'll read in the new york times government announces surveillance claims are paranoid delusions also your cough sounds worse and your socks don't match and next wednesday. good news is u.s. mass shootings down 100 percent that is good news and actually there's a follow up to that report mass shooters gather on zoom calls to support one another during these lean times. that's our show but don't forget to grab the free

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a complete. the day that i was right. you know told to shut up kill me and i see how i would destroy. any screamed at me and he made me come in the gram my own and he write me this berthing area if you take into account that women don't report because of the extreme retaliation and it's probably somewhere near about half a 1000000 women have now been sexually assaulted in the us military rape is a very very traumatizing tat happen but i've never seen trauma like i've seen women who are veterans who suffered military sexual trauma reporting rape is more likely to get the victim punished to be a friend and almost 10 year career or chose very invested in and i gave the sex offender who was not even put to justice or put on the registry this is simply an issue of our and violent male sexual predators for the large part of target whoever is there to prey upon whether that's a man or woman. is you'll be

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