remove it and be healthy happy and indistinguishable from your pig yes fellow humans at the end of this you'll be indistinguishable from a normal pig you know you can trust when someone is sticking something in your brain when one of the 1st things they tell you is don't worry if you hate it and take it out jule be almost normal again but it gets better it's a 23 millimeters by 8 millimeters it actually fits quite nicely in your skull your skull is about 10 millimeters thick so it fits if it goes flush with those go it's invisible and or you can see afterwards is that this tiny scar yeah my main question when confronted with a brain machine interface is that whether or words what it does will it kill me will pranksters be able to hack into my bladder control systems for kicks you know my question is does it look good in my skull does it fit the

1st question with any technology no matter what it is should not be doesn't fit us we're talking about an electric dildo so we know it fits but what does it do to billionaire supervillain is actually a lot of functions that the device could do related to monitoring your health warning you about a possible heart attack or stroke or other damage as well as sort of convenience features like playing music to do what. so like if you were in when it rains or something i. like if your phone went in your brain wonderful so you mean the device i try to keep away from my so it won't fry in my junk that will be in my head the thing i turn off when i don't want the feds to track me that will be in my head the chunk of metal that somehow knows i need new running shoes after i mention it in

a conversation in my kitchen will be in my handbag the annoying device that allows my mom to accidentally text 12 family members at once a photo of her armpit rash that will be partly in my hair just sounds pretty cool musk says ai will inevitably get way smarter than us and therefore we'll get out of human control but once we put the robots in our brains will totally regulated affectively involved at all give sociopathic military intelligence organizations or big tech oligarchy a direct feed into our skulls with the ability to either control lost manipulate us render us brain dead or force us to act like we enjoyed taylor swift i think i speak for all humans when i say we will no doubt use this technology responsibly and with an eye towards justice and happiness for all. much like we've done with

all technological advancements for example when the television 1st came about some people said it would be used exclusively for education and love and solidarity others warned that it would allow for propaganda in every home the manufacturing of consent for war and less ravenous consumerism causing environmental collapse plenty of the facts. so it started to literally stick to television in our brains so that we can turn it off and they can keep sending us it's messages of love and capitalism sub consciously 247 and imagine it is big pharma opioids and testosterone pills could be marketed to you while you sleep imagine if amazon knew from your brain

waves exactly what you needed then they ordered it for you grabbed your credit card number directly from your previous brain activity and sent the multicolored machine washable or size or you ordered directly to your door before you even consciously knew you wanted it wow you were no longer have to worry about who you are or what kind of person you want to be the brain machine interface would tell you if i put in the roomba in charge of your soul and you can never turn it off and the government and jeff bezos have the remote control the future is bright indeed. it is it is it is another small issue if i may and everything juristic psi fi movie where the human has a tracking device implanted in them they had some point want to be free of government surveillance and they usually end up cutting the tracking device out of their arm with a butter knife because freedom is well worth the brief excruciating pain

but if the devices in our brain how do we cut that out in a basement with a rusty box cutter while the road warrior woman with a shaved head in the one red eye in the shotgun yells hurry up we can't study there how do you how do you cut that out without any instruction manual not. talking to you mark have you not thought about the ramifications of this and all what happens when we get close to a microwave my neighbor cooks abri don't suddenly i'm in the sink and sing and don't stop believin no no thank you i go through an airport t.s.a. scanner and instantly think i'm a 5 year old named vigo who lived during the renaissance you know we don't know how this movie adds i know i've said it before but the others look better every single day that got them together how much room do they have you get do they have

an extra bag from a or a good wish do as they call it i'll take your good wishes oh well least we can be sure that mosque and his people are working on addressing all of these concerns and they are highly skilled brain surgeons who know exactly what they're doing we're looking for you to contact us and to consider working here so. and a very important point to emphasize is that you do not need to have prior experience on brains. what a relief. come to you from washington d.c. the belle of the base is redacted tonight.

while grove cam ellis take the news from by our old friend the f.b.i. has been doing what they do best making threats to then stop to then pretend to be heroes you may mock these brave men and women but without them who i ask you who would invent threats to make americans feel safe oh oh oh i see you have an answer for you do you according to new documents the f.b.i. has been carrying out large scale training exercises in which they pretend to be environmental extremists in iowa and nebraska trying to sabotage industrial wind farms they said the exercise it's were meant to provide insight into the minds of environmental activists adversaries yes you have to get in their heads you have to know that i know and i'm me so you can be one step ahead of them or.

old only probably is the enemy. doesn't technically exist. in fact in their own reports the intelligence agency stated these are f.b.i. omaha nor the iowa dio i.f.c. has intelligence suggesting environmental extremists intend to attack wind farms in iowa and i would imagine that's probably true nationwide so the f.b.i. is spending time practicing for of events that never happen perpetrated by people who don't exist in order to achieve things that no one is talking about. this is like preparing heavily for the impending onslaught of paramilitary hyperintelligent sea turtles trying to bring their fascist ideology to the coastal georgia of oklahoma. that's not a place that's not ideology and those turtles don't exist. although i kind of wish they did. but according to the intercepts environmental extremism is among

a handful of categories of so-called domestic extremism including racially motivated violent extremism anti-government extremism animal rights extremism and abortion extremism that the f.b.i. monitors closely according to a flier for one of their training the f.b.i. agents were going to learn about domestic terrorism groups including social and the global justice groups we all know about those mothers often wearing pink the harshest of colors for a sensitive as next up anti-war activists last militants i asked i wore male and tense they are so dangerous they want to peacefully kill law enforcement but they just haven't sorted out how to do it yet they've thrown flowers hurled folksongs and bombarded agents with something

they call her uncles which appear to be hugs while wiggling and while this has caused confusion and dizziness it has yet to kill a single member of law enforcement moving on anti pipeline activists last militants this is a foreign affair is a bunch they act like they have some sort of right to not drink oil tainted water you do not if that were the case sequel magine how many americans would be furious i mean we've all got some sort of water don't we have found the teletubbies my coffee yesterday i mean it's none of us good next up and keep up the ante if a movement antifascist. this bunch is clearly a risk because if they had their way there wouldn't be anymore fascists. movember would be. we wouldn't have a government be a disaster. moving on animal liberation activists slash militants this

group is a straight out of terrorist training camps more than once we've caught them red handed grabbing pigs just letting them go i mean if if events not going to cause for a life sentence i don't know what is it's one thing to be a terrorist but it's a whole other level of devil's work to with practiced. moving on radical environmental groups this includes the people who sent a strongly worded letter telling corporations not to cut down all of their trees doesn't get much more radical than that except for those ass trying to blow up the wind farm that didn't exist sure they weren't real but still you get the point in this this f.b.i. list didn't even include the worst of the worst like radical lactose intolerant

militants free range twork or paramilitary units extreme chicken lovers of new hampshire build a bear freedom activist militants and of course the pro-war horticultural guerillas of the post graduate program of oregon state university thank you f.b.i. thank you for stopping all of these groups. before they exist. well speaking of activists the activism on one front is working the governor of california last week suspended all of vixens for renters until february 2021 and then the following day the c.d.c. issued an a victim moratorium through the end of the year for those people hit especially hard by the pandemic they now don't have to fear they'll lose the roof over their head in till next year but don't worry folks then then next year we can get back to the normalcy and dignity of kicking families out on the street because they're poor

or i don't know about you but i just don't i just don't feel whole unless i'm throwing a destitute couple and their child belongings out of a 3rd story window wall yelling god you know i love you know that's why i do this apartment or for closers. i have something to say to those of you out there struggling to pay rent because the entire country has gone into a freefall because of the combined stresses of a pandemic a manchild president and an economy based mostly on people paying extra to upgrade their internet because they're you poor and keep freezing midstream in both senses of the word this is what you need to know this move by the c.d.c. is a move towards helping people and we need to put a stop to it because helping people is contagious it's a virus that could spread just like a pandemic destroying society think about for one second let's say let's say you

see someone without shoes so you give them your shoes for free someone else sees that behavior you didn't think was a big deal but someone else sees that and then they think to themselves maybe i could give away shoes for free so they start collecting shoes and giving them away and before you know it everyone in your city think shoes are something that just show up at their door. this and shoe stores into a death spiral their results in the owners having no choice but to eat their employees for sustenance and then the near slaves in bangladesh who used to make their shoes get on rafts made out of shoe parts and invade america to clam that graduates so you end up trying to fight off bloodthirsty bangladeshi lords simply because you want to give footwear away for a sale works you thought it was not that look out and we must stop

helping people before it's too late we need to get back to the true american normalcy of throwing destitute people out on there to try and survive in the streets. one day we'll get back there one day you just hang in there. i have to go to a short break but if you're watching this on you tube you should get the full episodes on the free streaming app portable t.v. all of the segments are still at youtube dot com plus redacted tonight but for the full episodes go to portable t.v. i'll be right back a lot more. is

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like it will be up for work but i don't know if. i will build a great. welcome back i'm still a camp hypothetically let's say you're homeless because your state's negligent utility sparked a wildfire only made worse by climate change and then hypothetically let's say the utility went bankrupt and your insurance company sold your claim for the price of a loose twix bar to a hedge fund called the bop post group which made billions once the utility rebounded. oh wait that really happened a gala fornia for more on this travesty would go to our senior hedge no ordinarily

macgill locally and it's insane that victims of fires are as far back as 2017 are still waiting to be compensated for damages while i hate fun turns a profit on their misfortune. i mean though ari if you want to be mad at someone be mad at the insurance companies who knew bow post would give them a quick payday if they let them buy billions of dollars worth of these victims claims for as low as $0.35 which by the way is an extreme devaluation of a loose twix bar we're not talking about cats or a 100 grand bars really. fine and they're all greedy but especially by post group for making $3000000000.00 off wildfires that killed over a 100 people and displaced tens of thousands of people really there was really no guarantee bauhaus group would make any money buying distressed businesses is just how hedge funds roll it's all about high risk with the chance for high reward in

the finance world they're like the producers who were placed and they have on the fresh prince of bel-air and bet on enough americans thinking all black people look the same to not notice the difference and the reward was 3 more hits vince this is going to be ahead whatever insurance money victims got only went so far they deserve more than that and they'll get more just because the victim victims didn't get their payout 1st doesn't mean it isn't coming all 80000 victims will get a piece of a truss which is 50 percent cash all they have to do is be patient remember rome wasn't built in a day yeah but it took like a week for it to burn to the ground and what's the other 50 percent thoughts prayers a bucket of water no it's p.t.d. stocks which is a pretty good deal even if the victims will have no guarantees about the true value of the stock p.g.d. was used to fund their trust because it will be determined by a formula based on p.t.s. projected earnings grades so they'll still get stiffed on the settlement too if

anyone should get some profit for their pain it's the victims not investment firms greedy insurance companies plus i doubt anyone is confident about p.g. and e.'s protect projected earnings while the state is current. the on fire but these new fires are p.g. and e.'s fall which shows the risk is an investment of all is just living in california in the 1st place i mean between the fires mudslides and earthquakes the entire state is just one large movie set or god is a director who allowed way too many goddamn takes and if i get taken out by one of those 3 events i already know this is who i want to play me in the t.v. movie. not only looks nothing like you but it works for that guy who were plays was lee snipes on major league 2. now again we have only 2 sucked now live thanks for joining me thankfully all right now it's time to get to some of the

stories that slipped through the cracks here with me is redacted correspondent anders louie and there's a lot here when you asked well down in kentucky it's been a few months since the tragic murder killing of brianna taylor on march 13th the attorney general there has found time to speak at the r. and see them cameron gave a speech there recently but has not been able to really go after prosecute the cops who killed her there's very little dispute that that's the reason she died didn't quite have time for that right these visitors a man so i mean the speech was a solid 5 minutes long sure you had it when you get on national television you have to recover you know for a period of weeks. but so now the law enforcement establishment and police in officials in kentucky are really trying to do anything they can to avoid prosecuting these cops and their strategy right now they would say to avoid killing more people don't know don't know that's that's a pretty low priority as this is all over the country but especially in kentucky

they are going out of their way to like find ways to tarnish the reputation of brianna taylor and one way they're doing that is by really harassing frankly her ex-boyfriend's there was her boyfriend at the time who was with her who fired a shot at the police who didn't announce they were police they come in they barge in and they have a stand your ground law in kentucky so he's allowed to do this he doesn't know what's going on he shoots a shot so really if this were a white guy then right now it literally they'd have all the support of the trunk phoners and everyone being like. yeah he would be the libertarian party nominee would actually be like that right but yeah he's black and that's kind of a loophole in the stand your ground law in kentucky so they were trying to prosecute him but because they have this law they were unable to do that despite harassing him threatening to sic dogs on him the night it has. up and really disgusting stuff and then her ex-boyfriend who the police were looking for that night to marcus glover has been arrested and the police offered him a plea deal on

a democratic starred they said they'll give him a plea deal if he if he indicates that brianna taylor was associate it was an associate of his and his crime syndicate so they're really going out of their way to just make her look at battle that old trick will you know we'll find something on someone and then it will give them a plea deal if they just say this person is horrible like right saying you know similar stuff happen with a songe you know they have an f.b.i. informant they prosecuted basically until they were like please a plea deal just say it's on touched in a bad place right or any get any of these people were killed by the cops michael brown the tried to do the same thing he's no angel and it's stabbing a trickle of facts because biden was in a press conference and was asked about this they were like do you think the people who killed the cops will be on the tail or should be prosecuted and it's like yes so should briana taylor like that as i wanted to yeah he tried to both sides the

murder briana taylor the to say that she should post to mislead i guess be prosecuted just because i guess you have to be even handed about everything even if it's one very one sided story like this one and the so should the n.b.a. players who went on strike you know it's just you know everybody and yeah why not i mean some of the owners definitely should be. one minute left what else you got the city of hoboken new jersey has filed suit against big oil used to live there did you how was it there was a lot of oil i thought i've driven through there it definitely smells like there's a lot of big oil in the city of hoboken they're following suit against exxon mobil and other places the petroleum institute conoco phillips chevron g.q. you know which one i'm talking about. b.p. because me this handwriting is looks like oil looks like a. what disposal you're going to hire a new person to. really do but there's been millions of damages from flooding over the years in hoboken that they've had to use public money for so they've got to ask

the oil companies who knew about climate change all along to pick up the tab i love the oil spill when they get take our money to clean it up another major one twice the size of the exxon valdez is underneath brooklyn i also used to live there really and most people don't know it's there it just gives everyone cancer mainly around the green point area and exxon mobil is cleaning it up and it incredibly slow rates oh my god underneath the streets thank you so much and yeah i think you . here are your headlines from the future tomorrow you'll read president trump spotted on street corner engaged in screaming match with mailbox. keep him busy and then january you'll learn f.b.i. announce a successful vanquishing of all eco terrorist terror attack tools flying over idaho they finally got him and in november. you know on musk unveils robotic penis to be

used to compete with the unstoppable virility of impending ai overlords oh thank god that's our show but you can join our free e-mail list by taxing the word redacted 233777 it's totally free also check out my new book full of comedy politics and revolution at least camp book dot com and until next good night and keep fighting. drugs has come from unscrupulous dylan. thomas he's too and every state in the united states we've seen the very sharp increase in the number of people seeking treatment for addiction to prescription opioids. they didn't. erica under the banner of medicine persisted with the pain but instead of trying to wean him off though she just goes after dose after dose after dose and really became his drug

dealer so who's to blame patients doctors manufacturers all the governments. so what we've got to do is identify the threats that we have it's crazy confrontation let it be an arms race in his own spearing dramatic development only personally i'm going to resist i don't see how that strategy will be successful very critical time time to sit down and talk. they didn't want to listen to or. probably have. vaccines have to be acceptable people point to ration before they were rolled out in a in a society because if then walks acceptable there is

a real risk undermining faith in the vaccination system as a whole and i think governments are under such pressure to introduce a vaccine rapidly that good the willingness to consult and to ensure acceptability or somehow to new growth are. going to be used as a war of the public the more fleecing of the whole new media the more the. live. but it sounds the guy. was only as a main clearing is. the most moved closer and. lives in this room with a real steel is still. currency for both of you so. we will use the book with the. use of these visibly. but.

of course. you know best anti-government activists regroup in paris for the 1st time since the lockdown leading to a brutal standoff with police and hundreds of arrests a correspondent was that. story to get a look up let's not. see a gasp as people are not trying to move away from. russia recuses ukraine of disregarding free speech offered to apple to remove all russian media content from the country's top story. and britain prepares to make gatherings of more than 6 people after a surge in corona virus cases.