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hello hello welcome radack to the night this is a comedy * show where americans in america covering american news are called foreign agents so no. i guess. one of the only. to be i didn't see that coming. ok to be honest because of the pandemic scheduling we had to film this episode before the tuesday election so i'm coming from the past and i apologize for that it's it's it's pretty weird here in the past we're so naive and gullible like newborn baby. but no matter what happened in the election don't tell me don't tell me i want to i want to i want to i want to be surprised no matter what happened the loser no doubt the

american people and really the people the rest of the world and the animal and the plant probably the bacteria so i figured we could all use some good news that's why i'm devoting this entire episode to the good is still r.n.a. we need it i need it you need it and we're starting with the not one not one but 3 us backed coups that have been destroyed over the past a year or cia and state department they never go there why do they exempt for how they are all over most of the globe but this is a good news episode so let's focus on that we begin with the big one the big one that just happened the people of bolivia voted overwhelmingly to return able morales's mosque party to power one year after a us applauded coup and us applauded kid who is the plight way of

saying us backed coup it's kind of like when you're in mixed company and you say your dog passed gas instead of a rift and gnarly one. the must party won over 52 percent of the vote destroying the other candidate in what's called a democratic election unfortunately here in the us we don't really have the option to vote out the oligarchy the pro corporate heads instead that the only 2 parties that get any media attention and easy ballot access both represent the oligarchy so the small country i believe the other did something that has proven impossible in america they voted out the ass. and it wasn't easy to even secure another election they had to endlessly protest and demand to rid the return of their democracy in the face of violent rightwing thugs so congrats to the people of bolivia moving

on to this year's nasty u.s. backed coup failure we go to beautiful venezuela most of you know venezuela have been the victim of america's endless efforts to destroy them currently we have economic sanctions on them that it killed at least 40000 probably more like 800000 outing over the past few years but beyond that there was the in tempted of a invasion of venezuela which ended up looking like the 3 stooges decided to become blackwater mercenaries even american neo liberal media had to call out the ridiculous failed coup attempt in maggie of this year the group of 60 armed demand men didn't even get to the mainland before they were spotted by fishermen and they were stopped by fishermen and then cabin by the venezuelan military with 8 of them killed in a shoot out the mission and the funding was signed off on by self-proclaimed

president juan why bill who donald trump and the anti pelosi both claim is the president of venezuela even though no one i mean no one has ever voted for him to be president of venezuela. you know what a time to go to really to be really scared is when the democrats and republicans all agree that staal right there when they come out from behind closed doors holding hands with wet spots on their pants say and listen we've discussed it and we all agree that one why go as the leader of venezuela also we agree that the government needs to give $4.00 trillion dollars to wall street in the middle of a pandemic and sack of shiny pennies to every other american let's hear it for bipartisanship i'm telling you next time you see them a great you do you run for the hill who run for the hills and you i don't come out

until you hear them fighting again anyway there are a lot more details but the overarching fact is that the american who has utterly failed the people of venezuela are standing up to our efforts to steal their oil and bring them back into the new year old liberal in slave meant of latin america and for a 3rd example of cia but hurting we go back to $28.00 teams nicaragua defeated a right wing u.s. backed coup in which violent insurgent occupied universities burned down government buildings and pro-government activists holmes besieged police headquarters and tortured and even killed sandinistas but it wasn't enough even with our western media falsely claiming the violence was only on the side of the government you know i knew that their propaganda was both because c.n.n. n.p.r. b.b.c.

fox news amas n.b.c. all agreed they all agreed and i'm telling you when you see agreement you you kiss your loved ones and then you poke yourselves. luckily the people of nicaragua saw through the violence and pushed back and the us supported coup never took hold so that's the 3 recent historical moments of latin american countries rejecting u.s. backed takeovers by right wing. but i have a bonus good news item for you oh and it just happened last week chill a voted overwhelmingly in favor of rewriting the country's constitution to replace guiding principles imposed 4 decades ago under the military dictatorship of general augusto pinochet than 1900 to 2 sure was based on the neo liberal beliefs of a group of chalange conservatives who studied under american economist milton

friedman a way the dark lord of economics i heard the theme of his 80th birthday party was the banality of evil is most famous for the quote hey look if i just carry the one on this equation a 1000000 people die isn't that exciting what the guardian article though fails to mention probably intentionally is that the coup that put the military despot pinochet in power was manufactured facilitated by our very own cia to force out socialist salvador allende and although authorities claim a yand killed himself during the coup. i think he did it the same way jeffrey abstained with a little help from his friends. anyway this constitutional rewrite never would have happened without large scale protests by the chilean people last year the people took to the streets and demanded change and the result is the cia is watching all

their hard work get wiped away sorry cia sorry mike pompei o donald trump nancy pelosi etc the people of latin america are just about done with your show don't let the screen door hitch in the on the way out for washing d.c. the belly the beast is a redacted i. welcome lee can now take the news from behind the big news coming from nastily creator of the world's most slave chocolat and owner of most of the world's freshwater we're really sure how they ended up owning all our water i think humanity wasn't paying attention one weekend and nestle swooped in and bought all of it you need it might

have been the weekend justin bieber visited the anne frank museum i'm not sure it was a point as we were preoccupied and now a bunch of nozzles own all the water it's kind of the same thing that happened in the native americans when the white people arrived except in this version all of us of the native americans and nationally as the white people anyway nestle announced that they were looking into selling their water brands which included pure life made from the finest of tap waters poland spring made from the finest water that's not from a spring arrowhead made from the finest water stolen from the indigenous and ice mountain which is now only ice mound because. most of it was trucked away by a mountaintop removal company in fact the ice is gone too because of climate change so i smelt it is now soggy mound but that's not

a good name for bottled water in fact if someone offers you a refreshing soggy mound you should totally turn of doubt it's not what you think but yes nestle is looking to sell their waters and the only reason they're doing that is thanks to tireless activism protest lawsuits and organizing people fought back against these corporate monsters as if their lives depended on it and seeing as water is fairly fairly crucial to existence i guess their lives. did depend on it but now dozens of organizations are demanding that the company return a series of particularly controversial water bottling operations to the public prior to any sale that's right these people have the have the have the nerve to call on nestle to give them back the water resources that nestle rightfully stole i mean come on how could nestle possibly be held responsible for crimes

that they committed years ago when they 1st signed those the owners besides the size they had an alibi when that water was stolen the top nestle exacts were nowhere near the streams and lakes that were the scenes of the crimes that they were in vegas norton dark chocolate dust off the nipples of a tweaking you keebler elf the way god intended now your god this is a different god this is one with a nose piercing and a dildo growing out of its forehead and tickets to the roller derby you would understand that the got the god of the ruling elite is very different than the god of the poor unwashed masses their god has a lot more fun besides nestle has caused 0 harm to the land and water just as. nastily yes the state has always relied soley on nestle generated data to claim there has been no harm to

local streams and lakes say see it as a good proof who better 'd to keep tabs on actually that nationally just like if you want to find out how donald trump has done dealing with the pandemic the best person to ask donald trump and it turns out donald trump has done bigly on the pandemic. also much wonderful and super perfect. which is why i'm shocked. won the election but the fight is not over perhaps naslund can still be forced to return the water rights to the people well since this is a good news episode let's move on to a few more corporations being held accountable purdue pharma just a couple weeks ago the puppet masters behind the opioid epidemic that is kill

hundreds of thousands of americans how do think it adds kind of impressive that they they could have a successful business model in which they kill all their customers the last ones to try that were slip and slide and they are around anymore i don't think or maybe they just legally had to change their name to wet tarp with rocks under it i'm not sure anyway purdue have been forced to plead guilty pay $8000000000.00 to victim's families and close the company the sac lers will also be booted from the company who have been booted this is a win against one of the largest big pharma companies in the world but there's also one problem i think i and most of the victims families or hopeful that rather than just

a large fine richard sackler would be harmed by a guy caught up side down in the town square and we'd all be given eggs and tomatoes and rotting squirrel carcasses to our what is bad for a time period no less the dream years followed by each of us being handed a personalized pair of of tweezers which we use to yank a single hair off jackal or i think we were all hopeful that would be the end result instead no one is being hung upside down no one is going to prison and produce pharma probably won't even pay much of the $8000000000.00 because they're already bankrupt. but still at least it's a step in the right direction old and corporations accountable in our late stage collapsing empire so i hold onto greased pig on a roller coaster ride nearly impossible and best case scenario you end up with a pig's in your face in our final bit of good news the justice department has

brought a wide ranging lawsuit against google for abusing its monopoly power the c.b. monopoly is supposed to be legal in this country because it makes the game of capitalism unfair but there is the big secret. i'm not supposed to tell you but i will if you don't own it if you don't own capitalism and they are don't even belong in the same building together they know nothing about one another if errors showed up around capitalism capitalism would kick out of it and then say i don't ever try to fight your idea again so in this rare moment when the justice department might break up some of google's power that is the exception that proves the rule you 1st learned that rule when you play the game of monopoly as a kid in every game eventual

a someone has all the money all the property all the railroads and then takes joy in leaving you crying and calling for your mommy maybe they'll take pity on you and let you win a beauty contest well you're still going to owe them that $50.00 again in a minute kind of like how the government took pity on us during the pandemic and sent us each $1200.00 checks but where did that money go those people sent it to the banks to pay their debt or pay their rent so at the end of the day the banks still get some money right out of. well let's hope some of google's power is somewhat diminished by this latest move but don't expect it to be really broken up because google owens most of our lawmakers google happens to have pissed off trump which might be why the justice department is going after them now but in general we have a government of for and by the google in google we trust if

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thinks. we dare to ask. join me every thursday on the alex simon show and i'll be speaking to guest of the world of politics sports business i'm show business i'll see you then. welcome back i'm still lee camp so if you're a black person who would like to not have 911 called on you for minding your own goddamn business there's some good news more states and cities are making those calls illegal recently the san francisco board of supervisors approved the caution against racial and exploitation of non-emergencies or charon act yes the care an

act that would allow victims to sue callers for more on this we go to our senior 911 dispatcher now and again well natalie you're a 911 dispatcher no i want to dispatch of 911 as and get rid of it oh gotcha ok so i assume as a black person you were delighted to hear this news about the karen act i mean yeah it's ok i guess wait don't tell me you're actually noid by this well yeah because i have all these hashtags ready to go for the next the fender they'll never get to use let's look at this i had at hiking hillary i had safeway sheila i have playground patty farmer's market fran and mattress meredith if i had zylon closure though. what the hell is mattress meredith ok it's

a white manager of a mattress discounters whole inevitably call store security 'd on a black family testing out a display mattress i'm actually surprised that hasn't happened yet but at least this karen law actually establishes consequences for making frivolous calls that could get innocent people hurt or killed i mean collars already face consequences california governor gavin newsom approved a state law just weeks earlier where of 1st violation for knowingly using the emergency system to harass another but carry a $250.00 fine if deemed an infraction and a $1000.00 fine if it's a misdemeanor and 6 months in jail grow. that means the state law on top of the san francisco law will make it expensive to be a racist in a city that's already judged runs out now won't that means the only people making these calls will be douche bag tech pros where the darkest thing to pass through their workplace is the funny the well cakes served at office birthday parties see this is why there's nothing these laws can do that internet vigilante justice

couldn't do better and honestly faster vigilante justice is better than long yes a fine is temporary but the internet is for ever and what's better seeing someone pay $250.00 and fade into obscurity or seeing them immortalized in means as the barbecue baccy who call the cops because she suspects everyone actually doesn't hate chris natalie internet justice is one thing seeing the bigger picture is another california isn't the only state to pass these laws oregon passed one last year to give victims the right to sue their callers and new york did the same this summer so if anything the colors get off easier since some new york lawmakers initially wanted calls like the crazy central park ladies to be considered hate crimes are well if anyone found out what hate is this year it's women named karen are actual parents and gone on the record to say the san francisco law's name is disrespectful and not just because they refused to spell it with the letter k.

. they spelled it with a c. because the 1st word in the law is caution which starts with a c. just replace the c. word of the cage just i think all the kids in the cars for kids commercials would beg to differ with you on that very point they didn't even use the right for less of what you said were true then this car dash in sr wouldn't even exist ok you say that as if it's a bad thing thanks for joining me now thanks elaine. now it's time to get to some of the stories that slipped through the cracks here with me as a dad to correspond and they are going to be here as thank you for joining me what do you got today well up in new york city or the big apple as it's known where you have lived that i have lived a great place to live but unfortunately i doubt that we can we did and that's more than i can say for a lot of people who are unfortunately. being forced out you know we got to leave by choice with quite nice but people are being evicted so tougher question live now

more than ever there's a pandemic going on in these vixens are still going through so a housing courts a group of activists decided to evacuate the housing courts take up there i totally agree with that yeah it kind of a vigilante way they don't have superpowers but they were able to stick a bike lock on the front door and deli as in they use that they use that spray on foam the hard yakka oman the doors to i always wanted to cover a friend in that. judge with the greats of but the other were able to i mean it was basically as a symbolic sort of statement because i think this is something that deserves a lot of attention because it didn't stop of actions forever unfortunately not damn about half of 5 minutes. it is something yeah that's you know like the duo thing they stopped the meeting for one day that was like the biggest thing we've done for like 20 years. but there is actually

a bill in the new york state assembly the senate now actually from michael g.n.r. is that would. basically deliver what they want in and demand an immediate end to a veterans and give what's really important here retroactive rent relief. because cuomo has provided a little bit of relief and he's halted evictions until 2021 but that's not enough there's still landlords who are finding loopholes and people are struggling with a they. we have to kick those people out because you know. 3 empty vacant homes for every homeless person americans just not enough empty on clean or empty places it's special in a place like new york city you have because of bloomberg was like we want as many billionaires as possible here that's just going to make the city amazing ma and we saw what happened like homelessness went up and up and up and we have all these you have vacant units that billionaires own and like visit maybe once every 2 years

it's one way to do it so they can have a restroom to go to each block in the so that's a just hold of apartments for that right if you rented just a bathroom in manhattan that for a lot. when i 1st lived there i actually shared about them in manhattan that was my that was my apartment most people who shared the same bathroom actually got well moving on from new york city to another part of the world new zealand they recently had elections and they have a labor party there which is you know sort of a center left party in new zealand which in new zealand terms it's like the way the left of the democratic party here. they want their center left it's like an arc and yet it would not fly here would not it would our heads would explode but they won a pretty strong majority in a parliamentary system which they didn't have before they had to kind of a do a brokered government thing and so the labor movement in new zealand is actually expecting some pretty serious things from this government and there looks like

they're going into coalition with the greens there so that would make their plans even more progressive the union activists are demanding things that it looks like they are going to get like raising the minimum wage increasing innovation time public housing guaranteed minimum income and i think most importantly the legalisation of solidarity strikes so if there is the workers of one industry in new zealand say i don't know kangaroo. bashing and kidnapping whatever they do they have that's the other that's australia but say it gets to new zealand the workers who have to bash taking over the head sell it if they decide to go on strike then some other like the coconut industry can also decide to go on strike in solidarity it will be totally legal in their power yes you know with a government that leftists i mean i assume everyone's going for a unicorn so they can have it and this is a new zealand also one of our 5 eyes on things so i believe there are 5 guys you

know our surveillance elements around the world so does that mean one of the us going to 20 now or is it going to one of the eyes is going to look the other way. on labor issues one lazy i've. got it and things are much and thank you. here are your headlines from the future next week you'll read exhausted cia chief can't fathom why latin americans keep trying to undo their own destruction or to figure out and in one month you'll learn nastily sells off water rights quietly purchases 20 your rights to north america's admin's fair oh i'm sure they'll sell it back to us in affordable containers and this coming tuesday. richard sackler forced to start over as a lonely drug dealer on new york street corner that's kind of sad for him that's

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projections put joe biden in the white house says the 46th u.s. president as the key state of pennsylvania declares more of its vote count the presumptive president elect has addressed his supporters declaring victory. people of this nation have spoken. they delivered us a clear victory earlier donald trump declared victory for himself in the election there could still be a twist though as the republicans launch lawsuits over a late surge in postal ballots for biden. up.