the u.k. time will tell but how many years to wait for the valuation of bricks at benefit for the britons evidence on your says i agree we should be able to trade freely or if each other perhaps the e.u. can relax the laws it's about coming and going before trial or join curious says race to the bottom they have got all the standards especially walker's rights and modeling to melville says we thought they'd be agreed what they are and the only hardly about the price there is no such place as you look up total clue says it makes a case for scottish independence so obvious a preist it can occur and allison really for saif says scotland's already independent we're just waiting on the paperwork and they were delighted to be joined by listener kloden robins also known as present and the 1st lady milady a welcome to the show thanks for having a great job great job you looking beautiful tazz you're a 10 alex you're attached to a lot of things when you stop

a lot of think on all they can. have you packed your it's have you packed your bags well you know and you had my toothbrush of baghdad by 10 of do super glue or unusual. but for your face makeup yes well i have more of them but spect they don't know that i've been waiting to shoot us for a while how come you go beat such you know itself fake news alex the whole thing it's us i don't know who does the calculations possibly diane abbott but we don't know it's just fake news it's a disaster it's a cat and this thing it's an aberration and it's braggadocio it's out of the words did nigel farage cut me. i am pleased because it mean that maybe i get to see more of my friends some of ania i want to get out of here now way i'm going to go 1st lady well i'd like to go back to my home and but i think and see some friends you

know i've already stroll cinematic and everyone including him this husband of mine and sick to death of him you know i had looking forward to this summer let's get this bug out the way and that's malaria she was to go great i'm looking forward to wimbledon shrubberies and green the best vegas stripper they've got on offer of their amazing. and donald are you going to be gracing us with your presence back in the old country of scotland a sea of go over mountains by engine it's a great job i'm going to buy this place you know this is god's country and can be you know it's his name is loaning me the lease i mean i'm so scottish another guy of course had nobody more haggis than me. the 1st lady of the council that you might not be staying together then why did she leave the white a young joking you why do you think i want to stay with this man of course i want to be with him i'm looking at the voiceless as we speak and i'm only joking i am very much in love with my husband were you both being you know

a gracious set of many of joe biden and come a lot higher i'm going to kick joe biden stick away i'm going to make him smile over the podium i'm going to give you another for the left leg no don't be so nasty donald don't be so nuts it will old joe he can't do it no he can't sign and let's hear from 2 income 11. well you know a come. live and let live all * right yet again of the president now being president. thank you so much for coming i was so impressed by your inauguration speech well you know look the trouser suit was the most important thing for me getting that right the white trousers suit the way i looked i was really relieved pressed with myself i think i came across as a really stylish woman and i think i'm gonna do great guns with this guy it's going

to be great to see all your get up repressive. and i could leave the country from the whole but it's great i've reached the metallic age gold of my teeth silver in my hair and no lead in my pencil and i've got a little limp deja. always going to be sure i'll * help me hard on yourself honey you come as a woman of color can i say how wonderful it is for you i says america to have the 1st in a color 1st female vice president of the usa and i particularly enjoyed your debate with my pay where you appear to delight often which brings here with us from which has i'm speaking well you know when i speak nobody else should speak and mike pence he's quite rude and i like debating up with anyone but our it was nice to get the man in his place and of course big a woman of color and the 1st ever vice president and it is

a growing 8 on or and it was a great honor to make my pencil look as small as possible. president biden over the upcoming president but by then some people are suggesting that you're just keeping the presidential seat warm for kemal who'll be taking over before and we're all a man i'm from scranton and a thing goes i'm looking forward to some bones a-levels soup wherever i get served i don't care if come on it comes in a does a great job or a like you know l.z. era she comes in and waves are magic ones who are mine and why are you come on. i would love to take over for you joe any time you get too sick or all you know there are you bad i don't even know how to wear a basket me not as the bit that you press over there is under here and you know i'd be as well just wearing a laces round my face i don't know c'mon man i'm serious so cute g.l.

with your little glued on your so kill. thank you you know i like running up to the podium you notice my little jog and then after a wait a few months before i do that that could set a good one for the other leg and do robocop. you know so you'll be both nurturing the special relationship with a few i think kingdom what's left of it but i wonder if we can turn then therefore to the prime minister mr johnson. this is a difficult time of the year and i'd like to say to the people of the greatest of oils the british isles that we must be patient but let that not diminish celebrate 3 christmas get the red wine out and eid if you like me will still it everywhere just say to yourself carpet dn seize the carpet fibers have a good christmas as desk we can whatever t. . t. is before bed time t. a 45 it sounds now like we're advancing a game on the x.

box of the play station i don't know what sect or i'm in but whatever you're doing at a safe and christmas but of course. prime minister johnson. the home offices of very strong women indeed. the train see i do not know if i'm coming or going going or coming i do not know what is going on all i know is i'll be all going to deliver a brick states i'm we are delivering the vaccine and then we'll know whether we come in we'll get a ring but apart from that it's all a bit of a mess and in terms of the vaccine to you both have plans to encourage the the public to take the vaccine for having us live on air i would absolutely do this i feel my country and i would hope that mr johnson buri so good to will he become a no go in bar it's i'd like to say to pretty and in fact everybody this is not

a tazer we do not need the prime minister of the country to stand in front of people take a jab in the neck of this wonder drug specially when it's so close to christmas and me taking anything is is quite a sight to behold the county not a carrier has been feeding the under the door at number 10 so you really don't want me to be seen in biting anything i think this is a private matter i think we should be doing it behind closed doors and die and just do the decent thing and take the virus i mean that see some people say bonus that we were nigel for us is still pulling your strings behind the scenes well that night out i let a steak about as one of the to say i like it i've got his ice time testing to be on the shots i get such no doubt i let my steak that's a guess that was my hearing you know i would you think about it as a shipping cost as that shine get migrants dog that's a covered who knows what it's about but the fact that matter is you've got to get yourself down to the nearest weather snows weather so go not sit outside down

a couple is out because of a flaming red bull. and other party wherever you got within the realm and rule of law now i do wonder mr fry schwartz you are slip on the rain might actually think of your view on europe and let's turn to iceland i have what are your feelings towards united kingdom at the moment. well let's just say that the fish are sinking the hole of brick. he's the fish did i thinking it is the fish that i should thinking any and sick the whole of the bricks shit negotiations are all rubbish and mr bush we now have a front page got it in your country of can saw i think we need to sort out the fish for sed and i'm hoping to go in

a bond movie because my hair and i am rather reproachful i get all of this last minute negotiations is this just a big share ride pertaining to the tipping union member states and the united kingdom are we going to get a deal in member you have to remember that with dunks like you. so we try to say. yes well shut up nigel. speak speak you know i can shake my issues we know that you are a foolish man but we have to keep smiling at you like we like you we don't like you. well i decided to have a bat out of memory but i had the same problem back when but when it was that reporter he didn't like us well as a you you smell like a leg like that damn pragya look like i really like that dichotomy no you could other european leaders that we don't that we're better out of it

a getting over that is all i said all along but i doubt let me speak christmases out on ballots not at my house bring on the base deeply surely you're relieved to be rid of nigel farage from the european parliament isn't a good saying about bret's yes i am very pleased that he is not the round no but the whole like nigel and the fish will sink this deal. and he is now with the fishes he sleeps with the fishes but on that note with nigel flesh swimming with the freshest it's quite an image joined us after the break we're talking to 1st of television as he was on this christmas. show. is your media a reflection of reality.

in a world transformed. what will make you feel safe. tyson nation for community. are you going the right way or are you being led. directly. what is true for his faith. in the world corrupted you need to descend. to join us in the death. or a major in the shallowness of. the . teacher movement if you go who didn't just sit in japanese and i. don't mind it just became a zone on that. let me come up to my face you know for a long today in my country i mean out of the east of upset the man doesn't. have

the economy to have more than a last step is that. he was going down the money to get to know who's who not only not as the. baron to the music on. the ground below that was going. to turn over the moment and. look at what's going on among point out of the consumer. i'm glad that i'm thinking you're happy sometimes you got to come galloping up is going to be hard we have you down but i'm going to help the economy. welcome back outside in conversation with 2 people of many voices listen to quote

i'm wrong i saw a conversation with shirley bruno straight with a share of the record audience pilots just spent some time and house one eye on the had she now i am it's just been amazing to me how to create rinna you know with bell baby bush i think you want to ask us something about sticky politics. well i was just wondering if you had 2 brutal judge politicians state of domiciles who had to would shape up well and who would who would fit the bill well i got to say i mean i think that you know the prime minister has to work so much but that of course it's all in the presentation he would get. like a burst so but the nice the bubbles along that's also he's not the good i don't know assault straw all thoughts drop off i don't know but i think that maybe.

the needs more stuff. he's got the thing about his head he waves his head forward but don't not so good on the far right i just like to say as such i think that boris johnson never mind the child i think he'd be city crates because he is a shallots and that's what i think he really don't like. never times i don't like the man it's all because sometimes i'm from the barrel and you know that man i can imagine him dancing it after precious high for stocks what a scruffy thing he is and maybe said to them as surely ahead how would you judge the performance of cake a pretty small god michael cool but you know they do it's are we out fashion tom swift and by jacob grace mark recovery come in on a penny fall think of something like that because he likes to pretend he's living in a different century doesn't ask for michael go wow paul thing doesn't do much. better

way any politicians that you think of well have something to offer in the years to come or are you always honest and i think it does that got to say you look like a god this is sitting there with your beautiful dress you look like an ideal candidate i'd love to vote saying said. very good i think they're all idiots i think with the exception of maybe barack obama who could just stand still doing a kraftwerk sort of read the balance and call he could say anything and i would say . yes well now what i'm going to ask barack obama now what does he think about all that's going on in the terrible well the moment and has he cost any for any office remember this we are here to be tried and tested and michelle and i we've been watching from the sidelines but are very much

involved. unlike judging panels around the world we are judging one another and it's christmas we need goodwill we need to launch from the flames of despair the fountain of joy that's what we need we need slight platitudes and you can't quite understand moving forward pouring the golden flakes of change onto the embers of disaster and pain we set up was one of the thing. i'd like to ask how i'll be going to get donald trump out of the white house well you know that's a very good question and thank you for asking i want to tell you this there's there's many rooms in the white house and when you go downstairs next the popcorn machine just just aside the pile on the coffee maker there's a little there's a little w.c. a bathroom and it's for guests and if you if you just go under the seat there's a little red button there and it's a set flush if he pulls that down it's going to be

a lunch true that the skylight schrade up to where elon musk is right now and it's going to be exciting it's going to be oh my gosh. every guy there's not we're not running out of andrex in the white house well lot that's good to know given the brakes a shortage of them and the kids at dover but then let's move on to the climate of a big issue and one of grave concern particularly for our for our young people is what defeat to mean for them and i wonder if i hear from david asman bro well thank you so much as you can see this beautiful vista behind me now. we want to preserve the winter wonderland and that is why we must be on the hunt for the giant rare orange a rag tag which was last seen near the courthouse in the washington once it is contained we will be able to move. or shelley who would you like to

see on the show as head judge i'm sure you have a say in who future contestants might be here would you like to see dancing before you and bruno well i think the queen would be route the cuts and i know that she obviously wants you to stay to kathy as the pay but i think the queen would like to say a few. i would like to say please put me on the street one could dom's would feed the poor magnate and one could have the colby's running around one's feet at what we. do get out. and i hate i surely just some tips on some good soap that we could all be watching over christmas and gosh i pass me watch the sites that are beneath me if. i can remember saying said ian mckellen in coronation street i think it was he. that's right it takes me back it's the greatest of friends talent and the x.

this was a of an appearance from me and as i have said many times it is all about the text whether you are a wizard this well not costs they have to look up to mystically even the messages from ca to national states i remember fun late when i played compendia in prosperous monk's one of the mess and then shakespearean prosperous moves. us canadia and this little rascal of a virus will not let me x. on to the face of a studio about to text everybody medic christmas from me and my darling senate dallas wonderful aides and i look forward to spinning around the hall with you that's dainty a real thank you time thing. well say about it every ok robert in their view of earth thank you so much for that festive reget being some kid at how difficult and challenging time for everybody i run the well let's hope for us to cater to you

right to speak only on the kid with you or your lovely daughter emily atack and one trait i suppose i think protected is experience ran well we was so thrilled we remained 20000 pounds for the band can sell a trust which is tackling knife crime and i'm the patron of that charity but we had a great time a great place for a player can you see yourself going on to the the cube or any point where the without be an ambition of use well i could easily do as it excuse when i was younger i'd give it a go if i was asked yeah yeah and it's phillip schofield one of those voices a slightly higher pitched up jeremy that sat a great show and i saw in him a wonderful just brilliant and funny because we just wrapped up in are we sure that kate was a startles and he brought back. to share the stage with kids i love

dearly and have an attachment which can buy is really cool i was so pleased the race that you got to get into this latest series and i was in it from the beginning you know and i'm one of the oldies but it was so funny because we were an ng so much money on the program years ago we didn't realise that how much it was in the eighty's there was more money going around you know and they used to say to us at the end of the commodity got no 2nd homes to go. for. it was we didn't realize how good we had and you know we had to save up all our money because we didn't know week we'd be in the situation now and so many performance now with no one can know you know i feel for my friends or in the theatre because you know the council tours and it is a terrible time it's a terrible time for lots of people but i'm just. stating the case for artists performing arts is a wonder spitting image kit just an interesting point the in the 80s were the

characters of the politicians bigger an easier to do or do you think couldn't the current crop of just as easy to lampoon. you know i think the the amazing influence of spitting image was that young people knew the names of the shadow cabinets i mean if you ask a young person a member of any of the cabinet members they don't even know my shadow cabinet it did have a massive influence in the late eighty's early ninety's it had a huge influence but i think it was the 1st time anybody had ever seen latex puppets this you know sort of grotesque as they were they could never make beautiful people they never made a good puppet of princess diana because she was too beautiful i think i mightn't thing and look at a lot of creative what has been ongoing and i think paul mccartney a cousin of course he just is just released a lot an album he has yeah it's lovely actually it's really nice he's always creative and go away it's quite quite fit and healthy man for his x. rays he is and he's always keeping himself in good shape mentally and physically

and he's always creates a whole race writing songs you know he'll always come up with the goods a family to both women as comedians or skolnick cut it those impressionist entertainers summit as a special responsibility on you in these dark times to give people something to the smile of the to lift people's spirits into to feel that as an obligation to be yes very much so i mean i don't write in stops and i lost my brother in march and we've broken a given me so it passed through call that you know how attack went peacefully but it was a rotten year this is been a rotten year but one of the things that did galvanize certainly me and my family we moved back up to scotland i guess for the for the year build a small booth and just know and i saw and the kids been doing this as well we just said most of the ourselves to get work and do something to help others and that's not a boat necessarily but we are really lucky as comic performers that there are lots

for us to perform to i've been doing a thing called the staff. that's not lunch which is on time a full and it's a daily magazine chat but she's allowed lots of comedians to come on to it to and it's just been a great show for people showcasing and and it's really just been allowed to do all sorts on the but now as i know that you are so much happier when you know the road . was commuted from london to glasgow i was came up for the weekend to see my daughters and you know i'm happy doing anything going with the workers and being when you know with my friends and whatnot my family but this is definitely a different thing i see more of mccance which is amazing about daughters fourteen's busty yesterday it was just beautiful been able to spend more time than i would normally i would normally be going during to london to be mason city at 14 so it's been it's been really special for that and to be with my mum especially with the cat my brother go and then my brother donald and given that support base opened up many other things i can work from home no action i can actually what lists my

saying and sand voice overs to people if they need them on a can do stuff you know the best match i've been a more important time for comics has the i mean we have to re i had to we have got to make people laugh in these tough times yagami absolutely and it's great that these calls you know people get really smart and i mean i went to an awards do on a student called the scottish music awards which is the nordoff robbins music therapy i was there has to $100.00 grand. and they're all home i mean had the ball away. you know the bands on on screen and it was almost like we were at the venue with our family once we got round the configuration of the audio levels it was 6 i was in front of that stream people will adopt we zoom calls out amazing for bringing people together let me say that louis mcleod pulled me the nicest present of my back then few years ago he took me to say barack obama speak it and grow.

up play but i was only because he missed perfecting his. i'm. ok that. you know. the hospitality at that night was sensational can you imagine the president the greatest of presidents was wonderful and they can't not rude. and long it could be good to leave. that job. so listen kate thank you so much for joining us on the show and so many posts so alive for making us laugh. and thank you. have a very merry christmas and to all of our viewers have a wonderful christmas and hope to see you all again for our highlights show on hope winning stacey.

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