and i says it doesn't really break going to benefit the u.k. time will tell but how many years to wait for the valuation of blacks that benefit for the britons evidence on your says i agree we should be able to trade freely with each other perhaps the e.u. can relax the laws it's about coming and going with each other john kerry says race to the bottom they have go all the standards especially walker's rights and knowledge and melville says we thought they'd be agreed what they are and the only huddling about the price there is no such place as europe total clews says it makes the case for scottish independence so obvious of protestant can occur and allison ready for psychosis scotland's already independent we're just waiting on the paperwork and they were delighted to be joined by a lisper kloden kate robins also known as president and the 1st lady milady a welcome to the show thanks for having a great job great job you're looking beautiful jazz you're a 10 alex you're

a tattoo lot of being when you stop a lot of. all they can. oh hi have you packed your it have you packed your bag yet well you know if you had my toothbrush i've packed day by 10 of. our unusual. what for your face makeup yes well i have more than that spect they don't know that i've been waiting to ushered us for a while how come you go beat shit you know itself fake news alex the whole thing it's i don't know who does the calculations possibly diane abbott but we don't know it's just fake news it's a disaster it's a cat and this thing it's an aberration and it's braggadocios sits out of the words that nigel farage taught me. i am pleased because it mean that maybe i get to see more of my friends that sort of ania i want to get out of here now way i'm going to

go 1st lady well i'd like to go back to my home and but i think and see some friends you know if the bodies trawl cinematic are everyone including him this husband of mine i'm sick to get. you know i had looking forward to this summer let's get this bug out the way and that's malaria she was to go great i'm looking forward to wimbledon strub berries and cream the best vegas stripper they've got on offer of their amazing. and donald are you going to be gracing us with your presence back in the old country of scotland a sea of go our mountains far into it's a great job i'm going to buy this place you know this is god's country and can be you know it's his lead is loaning me the lease i'm so scottish another guy of course haggis nobody more haggis than me. the 1st lady of the council that you might not be staying together then why did she leave the white a young joking you why do you think i want to stay with this man of course i want to be with him i'm looking at the voiceless as we speak ah ha no i'm only joking i

am very much in love with my husband were you both being you know a gracious set of many of joe biden and come a lot higher. i'm going to kick joe biden stick away i'm going to make him smile over the podium i'm going to give you another route for the left leg no don't be so nasty donald don't be so i'm not old joe he can't do it no he can't sign and let's hear from to him come alive and. well you know come on. live and let live all * right yet again of the president now being president. with color i was so impressed by you inauguration speech well you know look the trouser suit was the most important thing for me getting that right the white trousers suit the way i looked i was really relieved pressed with myself i think i came across as a really stylish woman and i think i'm gonna do great guns with this guy it's going

to be great to see all your get up rebirth. could lead the country from the whole it's great i've reached the metallic age gold of my teeth silver in my hair and no lead in my pencil and i've got a limp limp deja. it's going to be sure i'll * help me hard on yourself honey you come as a woman of color can i say how wonderful it is for you i says america to have the 1st in a color 1st female vice president of the usa and i particularly enjoyed your debate with my paid for you appear to delight often but she rings true with us for me which is i'm speaking well you know when i speak nobody else should speak and mike pence he's quite rude and i like debating up with anyone but our it was nice to put the man in his place. of cost a woman of color and the 1st ever vice president and it is

a great honor and it was a great honor to make mike pence look as small as possible. the president biden of the upcoming president but by then some people are suggesting that you're just keeping the presidential seat warm for kemal who'll be taking over before. a man from scranton anything goes. those i'm looking forward to some bones a-levels so wherever i get served them i don't care if come on it comes in and does a great job or a like you know l.z. or a she comes in and waves are magic wand who are mine and why are you come on man. i would love to take over from you joe any time you get too sick or all you know i can bear you bad i don't even know how to wear a basket me not as the bit that you press over there is under here and you know i'd

be as well just wearing a laces round my face i don't know c'mon man i'm serious so cute j.l. with your little glued on you're so kill. thank you you know i like running up to the podium you noticed my little jog and then after a wait a few months before i do that that can set a good one for the other leg and do robocop. you know so you'll be both nurturing a special relationship with a beard i think kingdom what's left over i thought i wonder if i can kind then bear far to the prime minister mr johnson. this is a difficult time of the year and i'd like to say to the people of the greatest of oils the british isles that we must be patient but let that not diminish celebrate 3 christmas get the red wine out and eid if you like me will still it everywhere just say to yourself carpet dn seize the carpet fibers have a good christmas as best we can whatever t.-a your tears before bedtime to 45 it

sounds now like we're advancing a game on the x. box of the play station i don't know what sect or i mean but whatever you're doing at a safe and profit for christmas but of course. prime minister johnson. the home offices of very strong women indeed. the train see do not know if i'm coming or going going or coming i do not know what is going on all i know is i'll be all going to deliver a brick states i'm we are delivering the facts. and then we'll know whether we come in all caring but apart from that it's all a bit of a mess and untalented a bad thing to you both have plans to encourage that the public to take their bikes in for having us live on air i would absolutely do this i feel my country and i would hope that mr johnson dory so good to will he become

a no go in bar it's ok i'd like to say to pretty and in fact everybody this is not a taser we do not need the prime minister of the country to stand in front of people take a jab in the neck of this wonder drug specially when it's so close to christmas and me taking anything is quite a sight to behold carry not a carrier has been feeding the under the door at number 10 so you really don't want me to be seen in biting anything i think this is a private matter i think we should be doing it behind closed doors and died and just do that the decent thing and take the virus i mean the vaccine. but some people say bonus that we were nigel for us is still pulling your strings behind the scenes well that night i let a steak about says what about to say i like it i've got his eyes i've tested to be honest i taken such no doubt i let my steak that's a guess that was my hearing you know i would you think about it as a shipping cost as that should get my gran's doga vaccine candidate who knows what

it's about but the fact that matter is you've got to get yourself down to the nearest weather snows weather so i go not sit outside down a couple is out because of a flaming red bull. and other party that you got within the realm and rule of law now i do wonder mr fry schwartz you are slip on the invite actually think of your view on europe and let's turn to iceland i heard what are your feelings towards united kingdom at the moment well let's just say that the fish are sinking the whole of rick. he's the fish that us yanking it is the fish that i should thinking any and sick the hall the direction negotiations are all rubbish and mr bush we now have a front page got a huge in your country of canned song i think we need to talk to the

fish for sed and i'm hoping to go in a bond movie because my hair and i am rather beautiful and all of this last minute negotiations assistant to bank sharad between the heat opinion and member states and the united kingdom are we going to get a deal in member you have to remember that with dunks like you. so we turn to say. yes well shut up nigel while i have spent a week. speak you know i can shake my issues we know that you are a foolish man but we have to keep smiling at you like we like you we don't like you. well i decide on behalf of that out of my body had the same problem back when but when it was that report you don't like us well as. you smell like a leg like a damp rag you look like a real dichotomy no you exclude other european leaders that we don't know what

better out of a getting over that is all i said all along but i know let me speak christmases out on ballots not in my house bring on the base only shelia relieved to be rid of nigel farage from the european parliament isn't a good thing about bret's yes i am very pleased that he is not the ront nobody like nigel and the fish will sink this deal. and he is now with the fishes he sleeps with the fishes but on that note with nigel flesh swimming with the freshest it's quite an image join us after the break we're talking to festive television as he was on this christmas. show. today the industry the 1st time they spend millions of euros you know the. d.-day regulations will be

sniffy about making money making profits some of the corporations international markets import export do you imagine the number of currently diseases that are in every community today it is no due to new viruses own new microbes that is not true so it is due to environment. not going to say you know the momentum discipline of this sort of muscles are really just accumulate could only come into use even though to the south in the u.s. that. the legacy the sky is just so food industry is successful it will create more jobs it will create more value added it will create more throat so i don't see why we shouldn't also fight for the interest something into st except that we have regulation we want regulation i was in the industry and if we don't behave zinnias finnell to just find.

one else seemed wrong. but all roads just don't hold. any new world yet to shape out these days become educated and in detroit because the trail. once on a find themselves worlds apart. just to look for common ground. welcome back outside in conversation with 2 people of many voices listening i'm robin i saw a conversation with shirley bruno straight with a share of the record audience ballots just spent some time and as one eye on the

had she now i am it's just been amazing to me how to create rinna you know with their baby but i think you want to ask you something about sticky politics. well i was just wondering if you had 2 brutal judge politicians state of domicile simon who had to would ship out well and who would who would fit the bill well i got to say i mean i think that you know the prime minister has to work on so much but that of course it's all in the presentation he would get. like a burst self but he's got that nice sashimi bumbles along the floor so he's not the good i don't know assault straw all thoughts drop off i don't know but i think that maybe. the needs more stuff. he's got the thing about his head he waves his head forward but don't know good on the floor i just like to say as

such i think that boris johnson never mind the child's system i think he'd be sydney crates because he is a shallots and that's what i think he really don't like a. networked and i don't like the man it's all because sometimes i'm from the barrel and you know that man i can imagine him dancing you'd have to brushes high for stocks what's a scruffy thing and maybe said to them as surely as head judge terry q how would you judge the performance of cake of the small guy michael cool but you know they do what are we out trashing tom swift and jake ray smucker property come in on a penny fall think of something like that because he likes to pretend he's living in a different century doesn't ask for michael go wow paul thing doesn't do you much right does a better way any politicians that you think of well have something to offer in the years to come or where they all were dishonest and i think you guys that got to say

you look like a god dess is sitting there with your beautiful dress you look like an ideal candidate i'd love to vote saying said. you are very good i think they're all idiots i think with the exception of maybe barack obama who could just stand still doing a kraftwerk sort of read the balance and call he could say anything and i would say . yes well gee now what i'm going to ask barack obama now what does he think about all that's going on in the terrible well the moment and has he cost any for any office remember this we are here to be tried and tested and michelle and i we've been watching from the sidelines but are very much involved. and like judging panels around the world we are judging one another and it's christmas we need goodwill we need to launch from the flames of despair the

fountain of joy that's what we need we need slight platitudes and you can't quite understand moving forward pouring the golden flakes of change onto the embers of disaster and pain we set up was one of the thing. i'd like to ask how i'll be going to get donald trump out of the white house well you know that's a very good question thank you for asking and i want to tell you this there's there are many rooms in the white house and when you go downstairs next the popcorn machine just just aside the pile on the coffee maker there's a little there's a little w.c. a bathroom and it's for guests and if you if you just go under the seat there's a little red button there and says flush if he pulls that down he's going to be at lunch through the skylight for straight up to where elon musk is right now and it's going to be exciting it's going to be oh my gosh. every guy am happy there's not we're not running out of andrex on the white house. well lot that's good to know

given the brakes a shortage of them and the kids at dover but then let's move on to the climates of a big issue and one of grave concern particularly for our for our young people is what if it to mean for the men or different i hear from david asman bro well thank you so much as you can see this beautiful system behind me now. we want to preserve the winter wonderland and that is why we must be on the hunt for the giant rare orange a rag tag which was last seen near the courthouse in washington once it is contained we will be able to move. or shelley who would you like to see on the show as head judge i'm sure you have a say in who future contestants might be here would you like to see dancing before you and bruno well i think the queen would be routed and i know that she

obviously wants to stay to katherine as the pay but i think the queen would like to say a few. i would like to say please put me on the street one could dom's with phoebe poor maggie and one could have the colby's running around one's feet at what we. do get out. and i think i surely just some tips on some good soap that we could all be watching over christmas and gosh i pass me watch the sites that are beneath me if i'm on the rocks i can remember saying said ian mckellen in coronation street i think it was he. well that's right it takes me back it's the greatest of friends talent and the x. this was a of an appearance from me and as i have said many times it is all about the text whether you are a whiz at this well not costs you have to look up to mystically even the messages

from ca to national states i remember fun late when i played compendia in prosperous monk's one of the mess and i'm 60 and prosperous moves and most canadia and this little rascal of a virus will not let me x. to the face of a studio about to text everybody medic christmas from me and my darling senate dallas wonderful aides and i look forward to spinning round the hall with you. that's dainty enough that could something. less a bite of a real k.-rob it than that they feel their thumb thank you so much for that festive raid that brings some kid at a difficult challenging time for everybody i write in the world but let's talk 1st a case to you you write to speak of me on the kid with you or your lovely daughter emily atack and one trait i suppose i think protected is experience ran well we was so thrilled we remained 20000 pounds for the bank can sell

a trust which is tackling knife crime and i'm the patron of that charity but we had a great time a great place for a player can you see yourself going on to the the cube or any point with the without be an ambition of use well i could easily do as it excuse when i was younger i'd give it a go if i was asked yeah yeah and it's phillip schofield one of those voices a slightly higher pitched up jeremy that sat a great show and i saw in him a wonderful jest brilliant and funny because we just wrapped up in are we sure that kate was a startles and he brought back. to share the stage with kids i love dearly and have an attachment which can buy is really cool i was so pleased that you got to get into this latest series and i was in it from the beginning you know and i'm one of the oldies but it was so funny because we were earning so much money

on the program years ago we didn't realise that how much it was in the eighty's there was more money going around you know and they used to say to us at the end of the commodity got them 2nd homes to go. for. it was we didn't realize how good we had and you know we had to save up all our money because we didn't know week we'd be in the situation now and so many performance now with no one can know you know i feel for my friends or in the theater because you know the council 2 or. it is a terrible time it's a terrible time for lots of people but i'm just stating the case full artists performing artist i wonder spitting image kids just an interesting point the it is well the characters of the politicians bigger an easier to do or do you think come of the current crop of just as easy to lampoon you know i think the amazing influence of spitting image was that young people knew the names of the shadow

cabinets i mean if you ask a young person a member of any of the cabinet members they don't even know my shadow cabinet it did have a massive influence in the late eighty's early ninety's it had a huge influence but i think it was the 1st time anybody had ever seen latex puppets this you know sort of grotesque as they were they could never make beautiful people they never made a good puppet of princess diana because she was too beautiful i think i'm right in thing in love and a lot of creative white casting on going and i think paul mccartney a cousin of course he just is just released a lot an album he has yeah it's lovely actually it's really nice he's always creative and always quite quite fit and healthy man for his x. rays he is and he's always keeping himself in good shape mentally and physically and he's always creating a ways writing songs you know he'll always come up with the gets a family to both him as comedians or skolnick characters impressionists entertainers summit as

a special responsibility on your in these dark times to give people something to the smile of the lift people's spirits into to feel that as an obligation to be yeah very much sure i mean i don't write in steps and i lost my brother in march and we were all going to give him we saw a pass through call that he had a heart attack went peacefully but it was a rotten year this has been a rotten year but one of the things that did galvanize certainly me and my family we moved back up to scotland i guess for the for the year bill i see. mol booth i'm in just now and i saw and in the case been doing this as well we just said most of it ourselves to get work and do something to help others and that's not. necessarily but we are really lucky as comic performers that are left for us to perform to i think doing a thing called a staff status platinum switches on time a full and it's a daily magazine chat but she's a man for comedians to come on through it to and it's just been

a great show for people showcasing and one distributor spent a lot to do all sorts but norris i know that you are so much happier when you get up the road. was commuted from london to glasgow i was came up for the weekend to see my daughters and you know i'm happy doing anything going with the walkers and being when you know with my friends and what not my family but this is definitely a different thing i see more of mccance which is amazing about daughters fourteen's busty yesterday it was just beautiful been able to spend more time than i would normally i would normally be going down to london to be mason city at 14 so it's been it's been really special for that and to be with my mum especially with the cat my brother go and then my brother donald and given that support base opened up many other things i can work from home no action i can actually what lists my thing and sand voiceovers the people if they need them on a can do stuff you know the best match have been a more important time for comics as the i mean we have to re audience who we have

got to make people laugh in these tough times yagami absolutely and it's great that the nice cold you know people get really smart and i think i went to an awards do on a student called the scottish music awards which is the nordoff robbins music therapy it was there has to $100.00 grand. and they're all home i mean had the ball away. you know the bands on on screen and it was almost like we were at the venue with our family once we got round the configuration of the audio levels was set. and that's 3 people will it be calls out amazing bringing people together let me cite lyrics macleod told me the nicest present and of my thank you years ago he took me to say barack obama speak it had. because he was perfecting his impression. that i'm going to. fight

you know we had to go right. the hospitality that night was sensational can you imagine the president the greatest of presidents was wonderful and they can't not rude. and long that could be good a little affection that god loved. to see. so listen kate thank you so much for joining us on the show and so many people so alive and for making us laugh. and thank you. have a very merry christmas and to all of my view as i have a wonderful christmas and i hope to see you all again for i highlight show on hope winning stacey.

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the headlines in r.t. clemency for killers but known for whistle blowers donald trump's pardon list includes mr reed's guilty of murdering civilians in iraq but leaves off those who spilled the beans on american war crimes. state we hear they've been released from the personal orders president truman it's like the u.s. doesn't care for spilled iraqi blood it seems political considerations prevail over legal and judicial ones and this decision also this hour a plane carrying sputnik the supplies from moscow is on its way to argentina half the latin american country officially registered to the russian 19 cap and not so merry christmas.