that a loser and we also look at in brussels well england with a less informed farewell to europe well as are all of war going back on. how it works but 1st your messages on the last week sure in europe featuring a green of color are going to be lame p. and might this member of the this assembly we probably lots of messages in about an auld lang saying to your job but 1st we want to see a huge congratulations to a friend of the show talia johnson who last week reasonably 5000 pounds for the charity buses for homeless plus delivered 100 christmas tags to homeless people on london streets buses for homeless joints many charities like shelter in crisis doing their utmost to ensure some festive cheer to the most vulnerable in our society well done talia well 1st we hear from women fearless and he says great shore breaks that will really help scottish independence the sooner the better dog gillis says i've still got hoed we know is trending stay safe or think dawdle fell

into something it wasn't a sure but something else controversial it was tweeting another day that says doesn't really break going to benefit the u.k. time will tell but how many years to wait for the valuation the benefit for the britons. evidence on your says i agree we should be able to trade feeler if each other perhaps the e.u. can relax the laws it's about coming and going before trial or join curious says race to the bottom they have got all the standards especially walker's rights and knowledge and melville says we thought they'd be agreed what they are and the only hardly about the price there is no such place as you look up total clue says it we know makes a case for scottish independence so obvious a preist of can occur and allison ready for psychosis scotland's already independent we're just waiting on the paperwork and they were delighted to be joined by a list for kloden robins also known as present and the 1st lady milady

a welcome to the show thanks for having a great job great job you looking beautiful tazz you're a 10 alex you're attached to a lot of thing when you stop a lot of think on all they can. have you packed your it have you packed your bags well you know if you had my toothbrush of baghdad that my tin of dude. or unusual a. lot for your face makeup yes well i have more than that spect they don't know that i've been waiting to shoot us for a while how come you go beat such you know itself fake news alex the whole thing it's us i don't know who does the calculations possibly diane abbott but we don't know it's just fake news it's a disaster it's a cat and this thing it's an aberration and it's braggadocios sits out of the words did nigel farage cut me. i am pleased because you can mean that maybe i get to see

more of my friends some of ania i want to get out of here now way i'm going to go 1st lady well i'd like to go back to my home and i think and see some friends you know i'm pretty strong all cinematic and everyone including him this husband of mine i'm sick to death of him you know i looking forward to this summer let's get this bug out the way and that's malaria she was to go great i'm looking forward to wimbledon strub berries and green the best vegas stripper they've got on offer and they're amazing. and donald are you going to be gracing us with your presence back in the old country of scotland a sea of go over mountains by engine it's a great job i'm going to buy this place you know this is god's country and can be you know it's his name is loaning me the lease i mean i'm so scottish another guy of course haggis nobody more haggis than me. the 1st lady of the council that you might not be staying together then why did she leave the white

a young joking you why do you think i want to stay with this man of course i want to be with him i'm looking at the voiceless as we speak no i'm only joking i am very much in love with my husband were you both being you know a gracious set in many of joe biden and come a lot higher. i'm going to kick joe biden stick away i'm going to make him smile over the podium i'm going to give you another for the left leg no don't be so nasty donald don't be so nuts it will old joe he can't do it no he can't sign and let's hear from 2 income 11. well you know come. live and let live all right yet again today because it is now being president. would come though i was so impressed by your a inauguration speech well you know that the trouser suit was the most important thing for me getting that right the white trousers suit the way i looked i was

really relieved pressed with myself i think i came across as a really stylish woman and i think i'm gonna do great downs with this guy it's going to be great she all you're going up repressive. should leave the country from the whole but it's great i reached the metallic age gold of my teeth silver in my hair and no lead in my pencil and i've got a little limp deja. always going to be sure i'll * be hard on yourself honey you come as a woman of color can i say how wonderful it is for you i says america to have the force in a color 1st female vice president of the usa i particularly enjoyed your debate with my paid for you to peter delight often but she brings here with us for me which has i'm speaking well you know when i speak nobody else should speak and mike pence he's quite rude and i like debating up with anyone but our it was nice to put

the man in his place and of course a woman of color and the 1st ever vice president and it is a great honor and it was a great honor to make mike pence look as small as possible. the president biden or upcoming president but by then some people are suggesting that you are just keeping the presidential seat warm for kemal who'll be taking over before. a man i'm from scranton anything goes. i'm looking forward to some bows a-levels to wherever i get served i don't care if come on it comes in a does a great job or a like you know l.z. or a she comes in and waves or magic wand who of mine are you come on man i would love to take over for you joe any time you get too sick or all you know i can

bear you bad i don't even know how to wear a mask if you notice that the bit that you press over there is under here and you know i'd be as well just wearing a laces around my face i don't know c'mon man i'm serious so cute j.l. with your little glued on your so here. thank you you know i like running up to the podium you notice my little jog and then after a wait a few months before i do that i can set a good one for the other leg and do robocup. you know so you'll be bored nurturing a special relationship with a few i think kingdom what's left of it and i wonder if we can kind and therefore to the prime minister mr johnson this is a difficult time of the year and i'd like to say to the people of the greatest of oil of the british isles that we must be patient but let that not diminish a celebrate 3 christmas get the red wine out and i'd if you like me will still it

everywhere just say to yourself cop it dn seize the competition like us have a good christmas as debts we can one of the t. t. is before that time t. a full t. a 5 it sounds now like you're advancing a game on the x. box of the play station i don't want sex or i'm in but whatever you're doing at a safe and christmas but of course you've got good. prime minister johnson in pretty patella the home offices of very strong women indeed. the train see i do not know if i'm coming or going going or coming i do not know what's going on all i know is i'll be all going to deliver brick states i'm we are delivering the facts. and then we'll know whether we come in we'll get a ring but apart from that it's all a bit of a mess and untalented a bad thing to you both have plans to encourage that the public to take the baton for having us live on air i would absolutely do full my country and i would hope

that mr johnson buri so good to will he become a no go in bar if i die to say to pretty and in fact everybody this is not a tazer we do not need the prime minister of the country to stand in front of people take a jab in the neck of this wonder drug specially when it's so close to christmas and he taking anything is is quite a sight to behold the county not a carrier has been feeding the under the door at number 10 so you really don't want me to be seen in biting anything i think this is a private matter i think we should be doing it behind closed doors and died and just do that the did the decent thing and take the virus i mean that see some people say but us that we were nigel for us is still pulling your strings behind the scenes well that night i let a steak about as one of the to say i like it i've got his eyes i've tested to be honest i thank you so much no doubt i let my steak that's

a guess that was my hearing you know i would you think about it as a shipping cost as that ch'an get migrant dog vaccine because of it who knows what it's about but the fact that matter is you've got to get yourself down to the nearest weather snows weather so go not sit outside down a couple is out because of a flaming red bull. and other party other you got within the realm and rule of law that i do wonder am i surprised or to you are slip on the in might actually think of your view on europe and let's turn to iceland i what are your feelings towards united kingdom at the moment. well let's just say that the fish are sinking the hole of brick. he's the fish did all she thinking it is the fish that i should thinking any and sick the whole breck's shit negotiations are rubbish and mr bush

we now have a front page got a huge in your country of canned song i think we need to sort out the fish for sed and i'm hoping to go in a bond movie because my hair and i am rather beautiful i get all of this last minute negotiations is this just a big sharod between the heat opinion member states and the united kingdom are we going to get a deal in member you have to remember that with dunks like you. so we try to say. yes well shut up nigel while the other side of the peak speaks you know i can't shake my issues we know that you are a foolish man but we have to keep smiling at you like we like you we don't like you. well i decided to have

a bat out of my body at the sight problem back when but when it was that report he looked like as well as a you you smell like a leg like that damn pregnant like i really like that dichotomy though you could other european leaders that we don't know what better out of it a getting over that is all i said all along that i doubt let me speak christmas is out of balance not in my house bring on the base daily shelia relieved to be rid of nigel farage from the european parliament isn't a good thing about bret's. yes i am very pleased that he is not the rock. nobody like nigel and the fish will sink this deal and he is now with the fishes he sleeps with the fishes but on that note with nigel flesh swimming with the fishes that's quite an image join us after the break we're talking to festive television as he was on this christmas.

show. welcome back alex knight in conversation with 2 people of many voices listener clyde i'm kate robin i saw a conversation with

a show late bruno straightway the shadow of the record on a it's. well it's just spent some time and as one eye on the had you know as i am it's just been amazing to me how to create rinna you know with their baby bush i think you want to ask a something about sticky politics. well i was just wondering if you had to judge politicians state of domiciles i mean who would to it shape up well and who would who would fit the bill when i got to say i mean i think that you know the prime minister has to work on so much but then of course it's all in the presentation he would get. on he's got that like a burst self but he's got a nice session he bumbles along the floor so he might be good and i don't know a faux straw or a faux drop off i don't know but i think that maybe louis needs more stuff.

he's got the thing about his head he waves his head forward but they don't do that not so good on the floor i just like to say has had such i think that boris johnson never mind the child's system i think he'd be great because he is a shallots and that's what i think he really don't like and. networked and i don't like the man it's all because sometimes i'm from the barrel and you know that man i can imagine him dancing you'd have to crushes high for stocks what a scruffy thing he is and maybe said to them surely ahead how would you judge the performance of take a pretty small guy michael cool but you know they do it sadly out fashion times with jake ray smucker public come in on a heavy fall think of something like that because he likes to pretend he's living in a different century doesn't ask for michael go wow paul thing doesn't do you much right

does a better way any politicians that you think of well have something to offer in the years to come or are you always honest and i think it does that got to say you look like a god this is sitting there with your beautiful that you look like an ideal candidate i'd love to vote saying said. you are very good i think they're all idiots i think with the exception of maybe barack obama who could just stand still doing a kraftwerk sort of read the balance and call he could say anything and i would say . yes well gee now what i'm going to ask barack obama now what does he think about all that's going on in the terrible well the moment and has he cost any for any office remember this we are here to be tried and tested and michelle and i we've been watching from the sidelines but are very much

involved. and like judging panels around the world we are judging one another and it's christmas we need goodwill we need to launch from the flames of despair the fountain of joy that's what we need we need slight platitudes and you can't quite understand moving forward pouring the golden flakes of change onto the embers of disaster and pain we set up was one of the thing. i'd like to ask you how be kind to get donald trump out of the white house well you know that's a very good question thank you for asking i want to tell you this there's there's many rooms in the white house and when you go downstairs next the popcorn machine just just aside the pile on the coffee maker there's a little there's a little w.c. a bathroom and it's for guests and if you if you just go under the seat there's a little red button there and says flush if he pulls that down he's going to be at lunch true the skylight schrade up to where elon musk is right now and it's going

to be exciting it's going to be oh my gosh. every guy there's not we're not running out of andrex in the white house well lot that's good to know given the breaks a shortage of them and the kids at dover but then let's move on to the climates of a big issue and one of grave concern particularly for our for our young people is what defeat to mean for them and i wonder if i hear from david asman bro well thank you so much as you can see this beautiful system behind me now. we want to preserve the winter wonderland and that is why we must be on the hunt for the giant rare orange around. which was last seen near the white house in the washington once it is contained we will be able to move. or shelley here would you like to see on the show as head judge i'm sure you have a say in who future contestants might be here would you like to see dancing before

you and bruno well i think the queen would be routed and i know that she obviously wants you to stay to kathy as the boss i think the queen would like to say few. i would like to say please put me on the street one could dom's with phoebe poor maggie and one could have the colby's running around one's feet to put me. through get out. now had i fairly just some tips on some good soap that we could all be watching over christmas and gosh i'd pass me watch the sites that are beneath me if. i can remember saying said ian mckellen in coronation street i think it was he. that struck that takes me back it's the greatest of friends talent and the accent

asked so was a of an apparent from me and as i have said many times it is all about the text whether you are a whiz at this well not costs you have to look up to mystically even the messages from ca to national states i remember fun late when i played compendia in prosperous monk's one of the mess and then shakespearean prosperous moves. us canadia and this little rascal of a virus will not let me x. to the face of a studio about to text everybody medic christmas from me and my darling senate dallas wonderful aides and i look forward to spinning round the hall with you that's dainty a real thank you time thing. well say bye to every ok robert in their view of earth thank you so much for that festive writing some kid at how difficult and challenging time for everybody i write the well but let's go 1st to kate to you right especially on the kid with you or your lovely daughter emily atack and one

trait i sometimes i think protect how does experience ran well we was so thrilled we remain 20000 pounds for the band can sell a trust which is tackling knife crime and i'm a patron of that charity but we had a great time a great place for a player can you see yourself going on to the the cube or any point with the without be an ambition of use well i could easily do as it excuse when i was younger i'd give it a go if i was asked yeah yeah and it's phillip schofield one of those voices a slightly higher pitched up jeremy that sat a great show and i saw in him a wonderful just brilliant and funny because we just wrapped up in are we sure that kate was a startles and he brought back. to share the stage with kids i love dearly and have an attachment that many trees can buy is really cool i was so

pleased nice that you got to get into this latest series and i was in it from the beginning you know and i'm one of the oldies but it was so funny because we were so much money on the program years ago we didn't realise that how much it was in the eighty's there was more money going around you know and they used to say to us at the end of the stroke come on if you got no 2nd homes to go see. if. it was we didn't realize how good we had and you know we had to save up all our money because we didn't know week we'd be in the situation now in so many performance now with no one can know you know i feel for my friends or in the theatre because you know the council tours and it is a terrible time it's a terrible time for lots of people but i'm just. stating the case for artists performing arts is a wonder spitting image kit just an interesting point the in the eighty's where the characters of the politicians bigger an easier to do already think come the current

crop of just as easy to lampoon. you know i think the amazing influence of spitting image was that young people knew the names of the shadow cabinets i mean if you ask a young person a member of any of the cabinet members they don't even know my shadow cabinet it did have a massive influence in the late eighty's early ninety's it had a huge influence but i think it was the 1st time anybody had ever seen latex puppets this you know sort of grotesque as they were they could never make beautiful creeper they never made a good puppet of princess diana because she was too beautiful i think i mightn't thing and look at a lot of creative white casting on going and i think paul mccartney a cousin of course he just has just released a lot an album he has yeah it's lovely actually it's really nice he's always creative and go away it's quite quite fit and healthy man for his x. rays he is and he's always keeping himself in good shape mentally and physically and he's always creates a whole race writing songs you know he'll always come up with the goods

a friendly to both of us comedians are skolnick out at those impressionist entertainers summit as a special responsibility on you in these dark times to give people something to the smile of the lift people's spirits into to feel that as an obligation to be yeah very much so i mean i don't write and stops and i lost my brother in march and we've broken a grieving we saw it pass through call that you know how attack went peacefully but it was a rotten year this has been a rotten year but one of the things that did galvanize certainly me and my family we moved back up to scotland i guess for the for the year build a small booth and just know and i saw and the kids been doing this as well we just said most of the ourselves to get work and do something to help others and that's not a boat necessarily but we are really lucky as comic performers that they don't look for us to perform to i've been doing

a thing called the staff. that's not lunch which is on time a full and it's a daily magazine chat but she's allowed lots of comedians to come on through it to and it's just been a great show for people showcasing and and it's really just been allowed to do all sorts on the but notice i know that you are so much happier when you know the road . was commuted from london to glasgow i was came up for the weekend to see my daughters and you know i'm happy doing anything going with the workers and being when you know with my friends and whatnot my family but this is definitely a different thing i see more of mccann's which is amazing about daughters fourteen's busty yesterday it was just beautiful been able to spend more time than i would normally i would normally be going during to london to be based in sydney at 14 so it's been it's been really special for that and to be with my mum especially with the cat my brother go and then my brother donald and given that support base opened up many other things i can work from home no action i can actually what lists my thing and sands voiceovers the people if they need them are

often do stuff you know the best match have been a more important time for comics has the i mean we have to re are here to we have got to make people laugh in these tough times yagami absolutely and it's great that you know people get really smart and i think i went to an awards do on a student called the scottish music awards which is the nordoff robbins music therapy i was there has to $100.00 grand. and they're all home i mean had the ball away set in motion you know the bands on on screen and it was almost like we were at the venue with our family once we got round the configuration of the audio levels it was 6 i was in front of a stream people will adopt we didn't calls out amazing for bringing people together let me say that lyrics macleod pull me the nicest present of my path a few years ago he took me to say barack obama speak it and brown have

a play but i was only because it is affecting his. i'm going to. fight you not until we have. the hospitality that night was sensational can you imagine the president the greatest of presidents was wonderful and they can't. and long we could go to the. god of the. solace of kate thank you so much for for joining us on the show in so many posts so alive and for making us laugh. and thank you. very merry christmas and to all of our viewers have a wonderful christmas and hope to see you all again for i highlight show on hope winning stacey.

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