to the most vulnerable in our society well done callia well 1st we hear from women finland and he says great sure blacks it will really help scottish independence the sooner the better dodo gillis says i'm still chuckling at how did we know is trending stay safe or think donald for failing to something that wasn't in the show but something else controversial that we know was tweeting and other data says doesn't really break going to benefit the u.k. time will tell but how many years to wait for the valuation of blacks that benefit for the britons evidence on your says i agree we should be able to trade freely with each other perhaps the e.u. can relax the laws it's about coming and going with each other john kerry says race to the bottom they have go all the standards especially workers' rights and modeling to melville says we've already agreed what they are and the only hughley about the price there is no such place as europe total clue says it makes the case

for scottish independence so obvious of protestant can occur and allison really for psychosis scotland's already independent we're just waiting on the paperwork and there were delighted to be joined by a list for kloden robins often or to as president and the 1st lady milady a welcome to the show thanks for having a great job great job you're looking beautiful jazz you're a 10 alex you're a tattoo lot of being when you stop a lot of. all they can. oh hi have you packed your it have you packed your bag yet well you know if you have my toothbrush i've packed day by 10 of do super glue or unusual. what for your face makeup yes well i have more than that spect they don't know that i've been waiting to ushered us for a while how come you go beat. you know itself fake news alex health saying

it's i don't know who does the calculations possibly diane abbott but we don't know it's just fake news it's a disaster it's a cat and this thing it's an aberration and it's braggadocios sits out of the words that nigel farage taught me. i am pleased because it mean that maybe i get to see more of my friends some of ania i want to get out of here now way i'm going to go 1st lady well i'd like to go back to my home and but i think and see some friends you know i've already stroll seen a medical everyone including him he's husband of mine i'm sick to get. you know i'd look forward to this summer let's get this bug out the way and that's malaria she was to go great i'm looking forward to wimbledon strub berries and cream the best vegas stripper they've got on offer of their amazing. and donald are you going to be gracing us with your presence back in the old country of scotland a sea of go over mountains by engine it's a great job i'm going to buy this place you know this is god's country and can be

you know it's his lane is loaning me the lease i'm a i'm so scottish another guy of course haggis nobody more haggis than me. the 1st lady are there chances that you might not be staying together then why did she leave the white nice young joking you why do you think i want to stay with this man of course i want to be with him i'm looking at the voiceless as we speak ah ha no i'm only joking i'm very much in off with my husband were you both being you know a gracious set of many of joe biden and come a lot higher. i'm going to kick joe biden stick away i'm going to make him smile over the podium i'm going to give you another route for the left leg no don't be so nasty donald don't be so i'm not old joe he can't do an oath he can't sign and let's hear from to him come alive and. well you know a come on. live and let live all * right yet again today because the.

president. thank you so much for coming oh i was so impressed by you inauguration speech well you know look the trouser suit was the most important thing for me getting that right the white trousers suit the way i looked i was really relieved pressed with myself i think i came across as a really stylish woman and i think i'm gonna do great guns with this guy it's going to be great to see all your get up repressive. and i could leave the country from the whole but it's great i've reached the metallic age gold of my teeth silver in my hair and no lead in my pencil and i've got a limp limp. home that's going to be sure i'll * tell me hard on yourself honey you come as a woman of color can i say how wonderful it is for you i says america to have the 1st in a color 1st female vice president of the usa and i particularly enjoyed your debate

with my pay where you appear to delight often which brings to with us from you it has i'm speaking well you know when i speak nobody else should speak and mike pence he's quite rude and i like debating with anyone but our it was nice to put the man in his place. of cost a woman of color in the 1st ever vice president and it is a growing 8 on or and it was a great honor to make mike pence look as small as possible. president biden over the upcoming president but by then some people are suggesting that you're just keeping the presidential seat warm for kemal who'll be taking over before and we're all a man i'm from scranton and a thing goes i'm looking forward to some bones a level soup wherever i get served i don't care if come on it comes in and does a great job or like you know l.z.

read she comes in and waves are magic ones who are mine and why are you come on. i would love to take over from you joe any time you get too sick or all you know there are you bet i don't even know how to wear a basket may not as the bit that you press over there is under here and you know i'd be as well just wearing a laces around my face i don't know c'mon man i'm serious so cute gel with your little glued on your so kill. thank you you know i like running up to the podium you noticed my little jog i'm going to have to wait a few months before i do that that could set a good one for the other leg and do robocop. you know so you'll be both nurturing the special relationship with a refuge i think kingdom what's left of it but i wonder if we can kind then therefore to the prime minister mr johnson. this is

a difficult time of the year and i'd like to say to the people of the greatest of oils the british isles that we must be patient but let that not diminish celebrate 3 christmas get the red wine out and eid if you like me will still it everywhere just say to yourself carpet dn seize the carpet fibers have a good christmas as best we can whatever tear your tears before bedtime to 45 it sounds now like we're advancing a game on the x. box of the play station i don't know what sect or i mean but whatever you're doing at a safe and profit for christmas but of course. prime minister johnson. the home offices of very strong women indeed. the train see do not know if i'm coming or going going or coming i do not know what is going on all i know is i'll be all going to live break states i'm we are delivering the facts. and then we'll

know whether we come in all caring but apart from mats it's all a bit of a mess and untalented a bad thing to you both have plans to encourage that the public to take the baton for having us live on air i would absolutely do this i feel my country and i would hope that mr johnson barry so good to will he become a no go in bar if. i'd like to say too pretty and in fact everybody this is not a tazer we do not need the prime minister of the country to stand in front of people take a jab in the neck of this wonder drug specially when it's so close to christmas and me taking anything is quite a sight to behold carry not a carrier has been feeding the under the door at number 10 so you really don't want me to be seen in by doing anything i think this is a private matter i think we should be doing it behind closed doors and died and just do the the decent thing and take the virus i mean that see. but some people

say bonus that we were nigel for us is still pulling your strings behind the scenes well that night out i let a steak about size what about to say i like it i've got a size 5 testing to be honest i can set about no doubt i let my steak that's a guess that was my hearing you know i would you think about it as a shipping cost as that ch'an get migraines dog vaccine candidate who knows what it's about but the fact that matter is you've got to get yourself down to the nearest whether snows whether sudden or not sit outside down a couple is out because of a flaming red bull. and other party wherever you chat within the realm and rule of law now i do wonder mr fry schwartz you are slip on the invite actually think of your view on europe and let's turn to iceland i heard what are your feelings towards united kingdom at the moment well let's just say that the fish are sinking the whole of brick. he's the fish that are sinking

it is the fish that i should thinking any and sick the hall breck's shit negotiations are all rubbish and mr bush we now have a front page got a huge in your country of canned song i think we need to talk to the fish for sed and i'm hoping to go in a bond movie because my hair and i am rather beautiful i get all of this last minute negotiations assistance to bake sharad between the heat opinion member states and the united kingdom are we going to get a deal in member you have to remember that with dunks like you. so we try to say. yes well shut up nigel while the shadow speak. speak you know i can't shake my issues we know that you are

a foolish man but we have to keep smiling at you like we like you we don't like you. well i decide that out of my body had the sight problem back when but when it was that report you don't like us well as a youth you smell like a leg like that damn pragya look like a rug right back out i mean. other european leaders that we don't know what better out of it a getting over that is all i said all along not out let me speak christmas is out of balance not a nice house bring on the base only shelia relieved to be rid of nigel farage from the european parliament as a good thing about rights yes i am very pleased that he is not the round nobody like nigel and the fish will sink this deal and he is now with the fishes he sleeps with the fishes but on that note with nigel

swimming with the freshest it's quite an image joined us after the break we're talking to fest of television as he was on this christmas. show. when ellen so seemed wrong. but all wrong just don't call. me we'll get to see how this thing comes after. and in game 3 because betrayal. when something will find themselves worlds apart we just of the common ground. chief formulaically that was it did just that it just means nothing if you don't mind the chest but commision on that. posed the shuttles all. the time you can look

them up face you know how long today in that country i've been out of the east of upset the map. about the economy told everyone that if the bush at last sept is that. it will slow down the month i don't know i mean that i'm still. on the list around what i was going to do to turn over the well i'm going to. look at what's called the minimal. plan going to come up thinking she was hoping to go missing office and i think people are really happy that what i'm doing can help me. with the movie version the scientists all understand everything before they even begin to look at it that's not what really happens what really happens it is most

of the time scientists are very confused about most things and they're not sure they spend most of their time trying to be less confused try to become a little more sure. welcome back outside in conversation with 2 people of many voices listening quote i'm. nice to have a conversation with a show like bruno straight we were sure about the record already it's. well it's just spent some time and as one eye on the head you know as i am it's just been amazing to me how to create rinna you know with their baby bush i think you want to ask you something about strictly politics. well i was just wondering if you had to judge politicians state of domiciles i mean who had to would ship out well and who would who would fit the bill well i got to say i mean i think that you know the

prime minister has to work on so much but then of course it's all in the presentation he would get. on he's got that like a burst self but he's got a nice session he bumbles along the floor so he might be good and i don't know a faux draw or a thought struck off i don't know but i think that maybe. a needs more style not for karma he's got the thing about his head he waves his head forward but don't do that not so good on the floor i just like to say as such i think that boris johnson never mind the child's system i think he'd be sydney crates because he is a shallots and that's what i think he really don't like a. networked and i don't like the man it's all because sometimes i'm from the barrel and you know that man i can imagine him dancing you'd have to brushes high for stocks what's

a scruffy thing and maybe said to them as surely as head to terry q how would you judge the performance of kate caprice morgan michael cool but you know they do it sadly out trashing tom swift and by jacob grace mark or property come in on a penny fall think of something like that because he likes to pretend he's living in a different century doesn't ask for michael go wow paul thing doesn't do you much right to say where do any any politicians that you think of well have something to offer in the years to come or are you always as i said i think you guys that got to say you look like a god this is sitting there with your beautiful dress you look like an ideal candidate i'd love to vote saying said. very good i think they're all idiots i think with the exception of maybe barack obama who could just stand still doing a kraftwerk sort of rebut dance and call he could say anything and i would say.

yes well gee now what i'm going to ask barack obama now what does he think about all that's going on in the terrible well the moment and has he cost any for any office remember this we are here to be tried and tested and michelle and i we've been watching from the sidelines but are very much involved. unlike judging panels around the world we are judging one another and it's christmas we need goodwill we need to launch from the flames of despair the fountain of joy that's what we need we need slight platitudes and you can't quite understand moving forward pouring the golden flakes of change onto the embers of disaster and pain we set up was one of the thing. i'd like to ask how i'll be going to donald trump out of the white house well you know that's

a very good question thank you for asking i want to tell you this there's there's many rooms in the white house and when you go downstairs next the popcorn machine just just aside the pile on the coffee maker there's a little there's a little w.c. a bathroom and it's for guests and if you if you just go under the seat there's a little red button there and says flush if he pulls that down he's going to be at lunch true the skylight schrade up to where elon musk is right now and it's going to be exciting it's going to be oh my gosh. every guy am happy there's not we're not running out of andrex in the white house. well lot that's good to know given the brakes a shortage is in and the kids at dover but then let's move on to the climates of a big issue and one of grave concern particularly for our for our young people is what defeat to mean for the men are different i hear from david asman bro well thank you so much as you can see this beautiful vista behind me now. we want to preserve the winter wonderland and that is why we must be on the

hunt for the giant rare orange a rag tag which was last seen near the heart of it washington once it is contained we will be able to move. or shelly here would you like to see on the show as head judge i'm sure you have a say in who feature contestants might be here would you like to see dancing before you and bruno well i think the queen would be route the cuts and i know that she obviously wants you to stay together as the pay but i think the queen would like to say a few. i would like to say please put me on the street one could dom's with cd format $8.00 and $1.00 could have the colby's running around one's feet at what we. do get out. and i had i

surely just some tips on some good soap that we could all be watching over christmas and gosh i pass me watch the sites that are beneath me if. i do remember saying say ian mckellen in coronation street i think it was he. well that's right it takes me back it's the greatest of friends talent and the act this was a of an appearance from me and as i have said many times it is all about the text whether you are a whiz at this well not costs you have to look up to mystically even the messages from ca to national states i remember fun late when i played compendia in prosperous monk's one of the mess and i'm 60 and prosperous moves and i was comedian and this little rascal of a virus will not let me x. to the face of a studio about to text everybody medic christmas from me and my darling senate

dallas wonderful aides and i look forward to spinning round the hall with you that's dainty a real thank you time thing. well said bye to every ok robert in their view of earth thank you so much for that festive right there being some kid at a difficult challenging time for everybody i write in the world but let's hope for us to cater to you right to speak only on the kid with you or your lovely daughter emily atack and one trait i sometimes i think protect how does experience ran well we was so thrilled we remained 20000 pounds for the band can sell a trust which is tackling knife crime and i'm the patron of that charity but we had a great time a great place for play can you see yourself going on to the the cube or any point where the without be an ambition of use well i could easily do as if when i was younger i'd give it a go if i was asked yeah yeah and it's phillip schofield one of those voices

a slightly higher pitched up jeremy that sat a great show and i said and i am a wonderful just brilliant and funny because we just wrapped up in are we sure that kate was a startles and it brought back. to shared the stage with kids i love dearly and have an attachment that many trees can buy is really cool i was so pleased the race that you got to get into this latest series and i was in it from the beginning you know and i'm one of the oldies but it was so funny because we were earning so much money on the program years ago we didn't realise that how much it was in the eighty's there was more money going around you know and they used to say to us at the end of the stroke come on if you got no 2nd homes to go. for. it was we didn't realize how good we had and you know we had to save up all our money because we didn't know week we'd be in the situation now and so many performance

now with no one can know you know i feel for my friends or in the theatre because you know the council tours and it is a terrible time it's a terrible time for lots of people but i'm just. stating the case full artists performing arts and under spitting image kids just an interesting point the it is well the characters of the politicians bigger an easier to do or do you think come the current crop of just as easy to lampoon you know i think the amazing influence of spitting image was that young people knew the names of the shadow cabinets i mean if you ask a young person a member of any of the cabinet members they don't even know my shadow cabinet it did have a massive influence in the late eighty's early ninety's it had a huge influence but i think it was the 1st time anybody had ever seen latex puppets this you know sort of grotesque as they were they could never make beautiful people they never made a good puppet of princess diana because she was too beautiful i think i'm right in

saying and lot and a lot of creative white has been ongoing and i think paul mccartney a cousin of course he just is just released a lot an album he has yeah it's lovely actually it's really nice he's always creative and go away he's quite quite fit and healthy man for his x. rays he is and he's always keeping himself in good shape mentally and physically and he's always creating a ways writing songs you know he'll always come up with the goods a friendly to both women as comedians or skolnick characters impressionists entertainers summit as a special responsibility. in these dark times to give people something to the smile of the lift people's spirits into to feel that as an obligation to be yeah very much so i mean i don't write in stops and i lost my brother in march and we broke in a given we saw it pass through call that he had a heart attack went peacefully but it was a rotten year this is been a rotten year but one of the things it did galvanize certainly me and my family we

moved back up to scotland i guess for the for the year build a small booth and then just know and i saw and the kids been doing this as well we just. motivate ourselves to get work and do something to help others and that's not necessarily but we are really lucky as comic performers that are less for us to perform to i've been doing a thing called the staff at lunch which is on time a full and it's a daily magazine chat but she's among some comedians to come on slant to it and it's just been a great show for people showcasing and one distributor spent a lot to do all sorts but norris i know that you are so much happier when you know the road. was commuted from london to glasgow i was came up for the weekend to see my daughters and you know i'm happy doing anything going with the workers and being when you know with my friends and what not my family but this is definitely

a different thing i see more of mccance which is amazing about daughters fourteen's busty yesterday it was just beautiful been able to spend more time than i would normally i would normally be going down to london to be mason city at 14 so it's been it's been really special for that and to be with my mum especially with the cat my brother go and then my brother donald and given that support base opened up many other things i can work from home no direction i can actually what lists my thing and sand voiceovers to people if they need them or a can do stuff you know the best math have been a more important time for comics as the i mean we have to re i had to we have got to make people laugh in these tough times yagami absolutely and it's great that you know people get really smart and i think i went to an awards do on a student call the scottish music awards which is the nordoff robbins music therapy i was there has to $100.00 grand. and they're all home i mean had the ball away.

you know the bands on on screen and it was almost like we were at the venue with our family once we got round the configuration of the audio levels it was 6 i was we were sat in front of a stream people will adopt we didn't call. amazing bringing people together let me cite lyrics macleod told me the nicest present of my thank you years ago he took me to say barack obama speak it had. rosella because he was perfecting his impression. that i am i think you want to do it as well k. that. you do not we have to go right spot ality the hospitality that night was sensational can you imagine the president the greatest of presidents was wonderful and they can't not rude. and long they could be good a little affectionate that god loved. to see. so listen kate thank you so much for for joining us on the show in so many posts or

night for making us laugh. thank you. have a very merry christmas and to all of our viewers have a wonderful christmas and hope to see you all again for i highlight show on hope winning stacey. max geysers financial survival guide. housing bubble. oh you mean there's a downside to artificial mortgage rates don't get carried away that's cause report

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