hey folks next up on dennis miller plus one j.b. smoove absolutely destroys me so funny you might hear well you know you might hear more bleeps than r 2 d 2 having an orgasm because it's allowed we just take. it so. hang in there the guy is a brilliant stream of consciousness comedian you know mostly on black on curb your enthusiasm he's got a podcast may i add a lab or at i am on tomorrow because this cat just killed this place j.b. smoove right after the sun that has developed for us for. a folks welcome to dennis miller plus one got the scale makes me laugh his leon on

curb your enthusiasm he's also award winning writer comedian actor and starring in the bee e.t. reality parody series i'm not as hip to this the real house husbands of hollywood currently has a podcast called may i elaborate daily wisdom from j.b. smoove available where you get your podcast is lookin good today and here's how i've always wanted to start an interview on my years sups most of. what's gone old may street you. purple when do you look. you know popular a. d m g m's i thought popular go to your edition for. that yet. let me when he needs 20 years ago or or your or your youngest. was now total 80 you know me baby you don't think i'm

not work out on the real pretty good i'm going to work out. you know you misinterpret mr when you get me. that is very glad i got here again glen ross always the closing bell and i had not thought of the d.m. thing but you're right brother i should be that should be more baillieu the now right usenet user now you look creepy you know creepy yet you think. you. live to be. me and i will go to happen to think that it's what you know and as it. changes it's like a large city it was a still do and it's a when he did the press for coming to america too and introduced everybody as his posse. just wouldn't work and i think. that's that's over. yet when you get a little one to put a. good little. mite of that had

a winner that ended up on the cover of time magazine with it so that's going to flee your city. sides with you right now everyone going to. listen j. brooks not going to tell you as i was reading this game of thrones story i told my wife that's the hardest i've laughed in a while when you eventually got to the part where is. i was watching game of thrones it sent in the. that made me laugh so hard but it's not coming at you then so you. it made that things a little meaner i had no idea it was like that man i mean we started like telling you man that. now something else man that was a beast it takes on the can stop once i'm in i sort of feel like i was related to go people didn't like when i was surgery be smooth with somebody that annoyed j.b. smoove or you know malloy you know bugle corps human or oh man if you could help me

lower middle and lower. me going to and don't know you i would hate i wouldn't get a job. you know then i just knew it wasn't was the u.f.c. of that medieval time. jobs jobs. i would but i would make out the element of good jobs now listen brother you know the n.f.l. don't you have to kind of tomorrow night i hear them talking about often it's a tackles and they talk about this why can't name right i forget his name slater's and then they say might not get drafted because he's got short arms and then they talk about this other kid named derose and they go he'll get drafted because he's got the lombards so you see that consistent theme running through from justin through u.f.c. right up to the draft. they want i'm telling you if you want certain attributes you know and you've got to have surround to be a certain something that's a quarter of

a football man is not is really not a player is this just when the player plays in it and everybody got along at home and you show no stuff up there with. you you're good for not all you've got is responding to sales the lower sales you know you've got to you've got to have sort of people now desperate people recruit people market well and if you stop on the top there's a good thing in the sales you kill me man it's almost time to look at going well i produce maybe a good sore on the good news. you know funny you know me you squeeze it you put it you squeeze the melons used to cantaloupes you know makes you have fresh got more one store on earth you know so that being said i listen just jumped on him for a 2nd jaitley and say when my man has a podcast called may i elaborate you just got a nice taste of it that you can almost throw anything at jamie he'll shoot

a true to criticism of the current knowledge over his half century on the planet he'll shoot it back it will with a little tweak on it so i guess what i just saw there might be the courts rule line of my own lab or a tell me about the podcast. oh dentist this is why fabulous man is going to my alley we do this amazing part the really 3 episodes in that it's a daily part which is like pretty good pay minute give or take episodes you know 2 weeks and what i do is i take these amazing calendars that already exist is amazing was and then a challenge or be a best life calendar or not you don't challenge there is a so many counterexample and i think it's challenging to make it is. every day hold them when you're pissed that they had a week and some people don't understand them they read them and become more confused and then a creator from the quote because they don't know what the hell the original quote

was for nothing according to some of the quote was own so i do it i really really since i'm the guy that throws that line and a person behind me the line like it's their lives come from behind me that's your to be standing so close to someone who's drawn a line and the lake and there is tell you right like you're just don't stand behind people really want tension and they don't call that love that and you can always catch it on your lips and now you have this thing the dentist now you're going to test the console and i believe it or not or is it a question or later so. i thought alone out there with no one to harm me or do they go to war and try to reel you when you are really there but. over elaborating on the quote i'm all words what the whole means to me and how i feel you you understand it even more if i break it down to you and new equipment a quantum little morsels of life. genest life is

a bunch of waffles it is literally if you live your life with a bunch of morsel people focused on the morsel more than a big bite people want to take big bites like you're starting out with a penny more on the morsel and not less on the more so or more on the lustful you're saying focus more on the morsel yes man yes focus on the little things man the little things lead to bigger things that come your way but the little things like a little more of those allow you to practice what a big thing when you get addicted comes your way did you know how to handle it you know why you have a practice you have no practice telling the big issues your personality or out of whack you know your relationship is all out of whack kids are losing it mind you know you got to get the c. down one and twice a day you in a bad spot didn't tell you. if you had a people with to get this respect your children and safety now will get. you know

when you pass when you pass. will take a nap or you know me or or your aunt or your or your own punishment what to get when you pass when you pass tom out enters you have crossed over into the sand you see you don't want to be there. and that's a big bite out of life maybe that's a big bite out of like a kid you gotta pay for a little gotta put them right behind june and set the hook and get them to set their status like it's your turn around you stand reaping what you move because the linebacking president hit. you like what the hell is that you don't know you could come you're still pulling that line that little hook is on the lip. so you got it that's how life is like fishing again and you're you're you're thrown some out there and when you throw in protest you try to find

a malaysian ship i break down all these men you go right into the ocean that's where the term that kind of passion to see came from i think that's going to call it came out of nowhere it's pretty attention to see because that is and that's the it's not just people at the opportunities for you there's no job when you're just put this it takes place where anything want to change preschool or this kind of job or notion to any of our women in the ocean is pretty a garden hose and any opportunity to those in the other cars in this one as we can all you in my driveway yes yes there's literally thousands of opportunities in that big ocean and all i'm just trying to understand from one of the of your other little jacket you put on vacation when you want to put a little catamaran wanted to become a man turns over your. i'm saving your i'm not there with. i'm going to jackie i'm bad with jackie where you know it's round i'm not going to drill i'm

going jackie amendments back. in a minute then it's on that little little it will save you. i'm sort of figuring you know we're winning also knocking it till i'm not goal not huge room i'm not going to ground there i'm just trying to help people and there's little more little pitchy minutes daily parking it's on it changes every snow day because i don't know what then it's some time on the look i think saying what i didn't really see tonight i've never seen a cat do a better presentation of what he's land that now you can tell j. b.'s accrued some knowledge over is like till he finds that knowledge you can see my man will gab and make you how just with free associate to stuff so he circles it back around and brings of back or ask what the morsel of the blood test is it's a nice talent to be able to extrapolate and then find the the starting point but

not up and move on to the next thing that's what the podcast may iowa labrat the daily wisdom from j.n.b. smoove will give you on a daily basis i can't believe you're only 3 and i'm glad though because i only miss 3 now i can sign up for and get out daily dose like an affirmation i did business i didn't listen to all who get me going to be able to leave. but i find the rhythms of it to be hypnotic i can listen to it i'm just laugh at them laugh at them love and think where's my mango with us how's it going to come back i hope we tied a string to the front door in the minutes or slayer because i don't know how he's going to get back when you're back. i think what i do going to is what i do in my mind about her people walking into the forest and it's not popcorn when you know where you need to know how to get it. going is in my mind in my in my you i mean i

am drop in pop cool i'm going to jump when i'm going through don't please you know i know how to get my. so you're telling me the puffy little chest the kid is filled up with your awareness jeffrey placek it is what you're telling you he. didn't get an interview you were going to. try to help. i don't for mr right now back it up and have break. we're going to talk bill or j. b. c. you are absolutely hilarious folks and he's got a new live 3 grades and may i elaborate of this does of what you're whistle for that i don't know what well right about this parody series the real husbands a hollywood and of course. chilling it with larry as leon black on curb your enthusiasm might my jaw hurt so i feel like i drank some sour red wine and i can see energy is hurting i'm laughing snow art will pick it up after this.

and then it would. it. something for you your sports. those in command of toxic systems designed to keep us confused distracted and where you are no match for an awakened mind they lie you win the war maybe lie you into poverty they tell you what they think they're watching you are you watching are you watching.

watch now on portable to be. one of their act was one of my new favorite gaffes you say hi i feel i got a feeling of water skiing at cypress gardens they say hi 4 i hang around for a 10 minutes i can balls with laughter and that i am back on it jeff she looks so lets loose the big security j.b. smoove all of us all he's got a pot you have your old may i elaborate you probably know best leon black on curb your enthusiasm brother you and larry are so good together but when i read the back story on this you've got to laid this down for the people this absolutely blew my mind how this same pre-ordained innocent boy. you know what i truly believe you know you you kind of plant some little seeds in your in your in your path or your

journey if i may say you know i love this show i used to like watch the show religiously and one day i said i was that as well working as a writer you know we both were at some point and set up a lot to be on the show one day and man i didn't get the new one what season of the writer on s n l and you know it's just one of those things man where you know you literally don't know how circumstance and different things you know you know certain things you can do awful things that you open up different different chambers or different levels to where you plan on going in person over this then is when i 1st got it was paired up when i started. to improv class at the old improv comedy club little 44th and night of the lead now i'm not mistaken in new york for governor and

then marty friedman was my profits and money freeman from s.c. t.v. . and he was my human processor and i can tell you that class that summer and then we had that has lowered the club called now gone for good and then i took a little to the little improv teachings in class pretty much to box and then are you know about always perform my stand up with me i have bill grabbers in the holster but i always have open going to jokes always have open ended intro to the open ended grab me either with a weapon in that sometimes i kind of go in or you take me at and i like to be in the moment with people and be in the moment with the audience because it just makes every so 'd different in your you're at their disposal for this hour they're going to end. make that you are out and look at that ok great very cool way of looking at

it but i love the yan. so i years later because it's now going to be nude you know back on the road with a stand up this all happened within 2 months you know i let me go back to the show i've got a new agent i want to you know when i'm on the road i got hurt a buddy of mine had passed away here in l.a. a buddy of mine who i met on a show called said you didn't train a present which is a sketch show on fox and he was a the music was good when that show and we became good friends so i came back to l.a. for one day than one game probably just with a memorial service but but good thing the kicker. we don't any laws and we'll i was watching the show and i told my wife i said i love to be on the show one day and she said you know what you know to be a national one day could you say crazy stuff larry says crazy stuff i can see you guys walking together larry's lanky you lanky overlay is hell you look good walking

on it together you know going to the scene together and actually you know what was it and then when i had to go to l.a. for that one day and i went to visit my new agent i go see how to manage and go to see how to go i just signed with them a week earlier i walked in and said no office and i said. so well i'm not working as a government was trying to get that strike camera you know and you know it was that exist around here in town as i'm going to have a one day but he passed away i can tell leave town tomorrow general edition or he says tribute to his ears and that's what i'm critical to have a look a great outlet mall right now and go over there is plenty of people in your community is the answer has just as significant ready to go in or doesn't people do in everything but i have this thing that i do always go into the room has the character and i tell young people stuff don't go in as a self you know what that might not like you. might not like your you know

maybe give off that that they don't like but when you get to connect characters want to walk in the room as a character sort of how the character walks sort of the mannerisms of the character before you saw the character you know that we're you know here to turn it on when they say hey did you know. i'm going to go there i'll be a friend a role of. jim we've got to turn jocular changeable on. our work you know i like to put the more their heels i like to make them say well when we're here that where you're driving the car and i and i walk into a room this is this is where i do larry all i walked in the room with. was that ok j.b. going to him probably larry which is exactly what i strayed too much when i said yes that's ok larry you know that improv right as i don't know anything could happen i don't know i slap you in the face i don't know larry look everybody i want . it gone like you look around i what. like with

a cutie like that this guy here you know so there was a lot of laughter and i said that's when you know i realized ok now didn't stand up to them because you we love the captivating what do you mean the comedians love the so what are you a little laughter we know what they want to hear you know very real and that started feeling right yes and we did that we just get on stage when you give us a little bit we go how you think it if you start laughing at the premise oh i got so good i have a ritual i guess why you oh you did will you give me a snicker on that premise i got so much time in me larry and we laugh now 4 or decision i left out of there i said you know with me too larry i mean everybody and i thought and it caught me he said you know why didn't he do as i you know what we could all. anybody else get it man it's

a blessing to them because most we don't get it we. actually believe in plan goes the where the graphic we are not believe that i made another depression where i'll be used somewhere on the show well i just come in for a day i don't care if my papers show i mean they're going to i'm going to do a standup so up or transylvania you know and being from the schools i know the possibilities are you get up there also in the south know when this middle of winter i go there. it's almost like you know it was like it was like life that mean that basement i guess not because. i didn't mean new to s n l just to do addition right how do you live you know with a memorial service my friend and it was great to pittsburgh i mean i want to have outside of. this i swear i got to write you know i realized when you were getting

to know you you know the parties and. free can mean a celebrity's writing the sketches and all that came along with it you're basically you're on a high you can't believe you're in this building all icons and here you killer you are you on clown not working here and you know how did your attacks me you won't oh my god then i. want to stand up so in this far right on the with agent book. i get here so the motel then is i swear to you all my years there was not of ever been in a hotel room this i mean didn't i have you know i took the mattress or as a i read and they on a box spring that's out of this hotel was literally leg a whole match just want to be attacking not nao to makea he just didn't seem safe and. as i do i do have a close look at a later mark hope it was so time for

a lot of monitoring went to the so it's always know when it people are going to be here it's looking right and the and the and the pro and the owner came up to me at all does he come up to me and say yeah we'll do it any dirty material here i'm looking around i'm like all of 30. good imperial. trust i did looking for her to drink a certain worker says of the 4 forgot to. say you've been getting a lot of you've been laid low at this point j.b. what tell me what comes around no unbelievably and then. says i can do this we need to argument you know not get out of it right i say no what another take a chance waiting overnight because i know the east coast didn't. get across i was

right in. 15 minutes to my drive is a loser i'm doing 5 miles an hour on the highways 5 miles an hour then it's not phone rings because my agents call me about the up so he's telling me don't worry about the show because you've got to curb your enthusiasm i need you to come out. a holy man i drive back to l.a. i mean it's not that to the airport i got a plane i will bet. my 1st day of caribbean cruise he has and larry you know we talked about personal it still is though we've been working together for years. as we have out our spirits at the working together for years and to for some reason i got in got here i think about business life to me i will be on the show right and so now i had to release me and all of them even be in l.a.

if i'm in the guest about every farm of course either i want to have heard about curb your enthusiasm for this and a buddy passed away the money didn't pass away or never been in l.a. for that one day or this had to be a reason why i ended up there and this is a clip. you know i know so my buddy a buddy who passed away was a music producer he produced the song this is how we do it. i think bill you want to see that as a tribute to him i will always say how i do that you know those are my catchphrases we get to read party. and they put the gag reel on right in the piece all of the gag real ones this is how we do it in. my back i can't believe it i'm going to quit this government you know that old you know what's up man proud of you. because you know it was

a so i told my wife and i looked at each other we say wow when a guy can you know that it was almost like it was a revoke you know jamie it didn't it speaks to the fact that in show business man you gotta hang in because you never know you can be as out of it as you can be and it's right around the corner if you hang in long enough and i'm telling you something they way way way way way down the road you're going to bump into that cat the afterlife he's going to test it out with you. what about me get you i tell a. painted forward you know that obese of you think who think big for you. well there you go there is a little you know the story about how to clear the scene and leads to. a morsel and then a mortise go grows into up haud and the podcast is may i elaborate day of

the wisdom you have of j.b. smoove that his cup runneth over wisdom wise and just the manner of the literate is so hilarious brother it's nice to meet you i haven't laughed that hard in a long long time and i wish you well with to say hi to larry i go way back with larry tell him i said hi and what talk at you down the road j.b. . we'll do the admin appreciate it as always good to make sure i'm good to make sure. this is not what we're plus what. oh yeah. he wishes. they could buy. me your questions birth new questions numbers as

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