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immense on paper. okay, right. thank you very much, your analysis and insight this evening. that was in your office a ga political analysts. thank you. thank you for watching. i hope you enjoyed all of that for as of letting me, peyton, feeling plenty of questions from domestic ones, from international ones. we'll be back with more analysis on the rest of today's news in about half ah, ah mm sh. welcome to a very special christmas. sure,
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whereas our extraordinary guess be home, the president, i'm the vice president of the united states for america. welcome joe biden and come our hires. how are you bought today? a well given all right bomb and he'll be fine. you know, we're doing okay. i mean, i'm just biding my time, you know, i'd like to be present in what can i say give them a red ball. you be great or you know, it's so great to be here to, to, to the, to wait on and roll exit. so, or for sure, you know, a not roll what our, oh, that's great, you know there and look at those teeth. how much did they cost? well, either your own president by or you bet you shave down the or was it is stick on the new ones. they grow, they get bigger. ok, i can take the job any time after mister president, a few had walked on you joking?
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i can't stay away, i can only stay in the presence of 5. yeah. and then as you know, it's really time. you know, well, honestly, i mean, i'm just looking forward to it. no, wait. i'm just looking forward to taking of, you know, some people say that i deliver criticism and i'm a bully and you know, i'm soul destroying, you know, but really, i mean it's not that bad. i could be pretty patel. you know, tell me mister president, did you hear from your predecessor press the does he give you friendly advice from florida? let me just tell you here something right now. mar lego. my la go marry lago. my mother was a mccloud, alec, i feel like i'm in my home country. you know scotland, scotland, i'm a hedges. you know. welcome welcome. and i am delighted and astonished that maloney as is still with you because we heard that after the president after you lost the election, a peasant talk that aboriginal didn't happen. i'll be the only president in history
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to come back and when it's 3 down at 2024 or have passed and whatever. soon as i heard month, i hope i'm hoping that them having such a nice time at the moment. nobody filming me in watching count found every afternoon on british television runnings of friends every afternoon. i'm giving a nice they may do a little shopping. please, please don't make me go back to that nasty, nasty way home. and let's say the option hate to welcome louis mclean and kate ra. this did alex allen. sure, wonderful, wonderful to see in real life because the course last year we did this remotely. yes and there, because obviously corbett is still west us, but we're all vaccinated. and boosted up and all around, but it's great to have a great to see a new one. i don't think we were all a bit nervous about going back live doing anything line for me. yeah, absolutely. over to get kinda used to be, you know, i mean, i think i didn't extenders in the, in the pandemic cur, worst phase where you literally had to be, you know,
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i'm to not meet his from the actor. so if you, i mean i wasn't in any love sames pay him, but if i was it, it would have been very awkward because it's a difficult. and so what they do is they put something let to represent the person and they put a she plus sheet between if you want to get close, then remove the sheet or it's, i mean it's a bit difficult, but i did enjoy offenders, but it was, it was it was hard work, it was hard. it politics are said, i mean from your professionals as sick medians. impressionist hit me, you must be dying for a trump. the melania come back, the mit only for a little under the one site. but you would love to come, honey, they were a gift from god for impressionists. but i only for that, i mean who'd want, i mean, if we play them low, remember walking through london. mad up, contrasting with this alex roast,
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this would make of the best made is a beautiful, you know, proper way with bonham. cone or slaying milan. i have to say my melania is all just she actually looks like as well as at the make of exhausted donald trump. so are you the guy that does donald trump or not? yeah, i was, i, i did, i did get a moment were cuz you had 2 security guards. we had to beg, beg lads who are ex servicemen. walk in with us. so you do feel that you're part of that whole juggernaut unless the day was in london. so there was a buzz i left as his cell nath. i'm just walking through so however i know where he's hand in his pocket with us as if he was gonna do something and running to the north. nobody really noticed except the 2 guys at the back clock for me come up with his hand in his pocket. and i am in casualty a health and a budget is a gun and there and he just came up and he quickly pulled those 40. we can have an autograph, a scale of course you are in luck. thing you've done,
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spitting it. i device. in fact, let's hear some of the one digit boy sounds missing it. no, i don't. to bonus me. you can do that. what you, what we did while i'm contributions, the prime ministers voices i k, i came up with what if you could, could you walk, which is utter jibberish, it says a lot about me as but what far ago, when he had addressed the closely cheeks, we had we give him a ton of a rave persona where he was all, but he was called bopping the love of the we had ellen join with a del mar off a job shadow david. he was, i always showed that david flemish right gara southgate, which was, you know, we had say so, but bit like back really. ah, so many females and in politics that are image level at the moment. i don't fail. i mean, as angela railroad, hey, i'm not sure. i, you know, he going to say score, you know, and we're a, who are you, scott scum. i am boy. that's on that to say,
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i really know. but as a part of the developing isn't that me, you do the vice person who's after the president's job and you do a angela rena, who's clearly helpful saki islam us yet my actually don't talk about and pays. i'm in 2 jobs. my 2 jobs are wor, if been the mouthpiece of jeremy curb and, and the other is undermining care st. armor of johnson or you'll be after the big job as well. how could you think he can snatch the reins from care? i think she'd have to sort of like lose a bit of the, the saw, you know, the long air in the pill on, you know, the sort of glam store for the exam to become a little bit more played. think she's a glamorous, isn't she anyway, but she's carson too. he says scrub. and then he's not ranking. but i think there should be a spitting image puppet of sally fan of because you know you've got the form you could go strictly speaking louis, you would be fantastic. i'd have to smack your body of you didn't get it right. you've got the form. you've got the structure, you've got the composer. i think the should be a puppet of shelly palace and i'd like to give me one number 10 even though they
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said this pretty patel. of course, she's our i well non politician. i am the local people. so my glen, am people talking about bullying, intimidate in and things like that and that's just me. no, actually i haven't must her voice? i'll be honest. i guess i was good. i am really in dominic rob, you know, i was, i started a pathetic donnie rather i didn't, you know, it didn't really think i was getting close to what i started thinking. i sadly more like richard. because sometimes you know, you could create a voice. what would it look digger between the toy? yeah, actually puts his name lick leg that claim when i was didn't that claim voice? i was getting boy, george i was doing. boy, george thought that to say own room. but if you make a voice less camp it, hello, i'm nick klegg. sorry about that. yeah, it isn't working for facebook. you see less is the problem because,
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but you'll just get to, to, to master one of the, the voice of the portal, then they'll disappear with a jury. feel like intervening a say, for goodness sakes, i don't retire, i need you. i mean change to work on my nicholas sturgeon and honestly, you know, being on a show, i know there understand, understand, if i scan i have got scratch in my blood, but not my as trying to get a trouble. i don't see night. the only thing don't we, we can get independence. is a patient patient a solution. because people in the hospital bed can you run away when i've been on about a referendum patient persuasion, get the job. i own that my vision, frustration. i, laura, this is the 1st time i've spoken to that for a while to show you what christmas can do. i have on spot the thing image, obviously alex has her, has a puppets. if you wait your video and all of that, actually i did advise, i guess, that always seems to sort of shadow him and i thought, i guess so, but like i,
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yes, this is other way, but you need to change the voice slightly because i guess is probably gonna be a little bit close to being an impersonal. ha, sorry, alex, if you listen grizzly, i appeal as we should tell of user. edna new spitting image iapetus shred, which i'd please a trex quite no. i think, you know, given what you could appeal. i'm selling hello fresh member in the olden days, when david o n and david steele went around and they used to have david owen used to have david steel in his pocket on the show on spitting image, not in real life. and he used to have him in his pocket, and i was chatting to david steele at a do somewhere. and he said that program actually ruined my political life completely said. and he said, everybody perceive me to be this tiny little ma'am, in the thrall of david owen and people's perceptions. i mean, spitting image,
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i think did change a quite a lot of people's perceptions really hotly has a, a sort of a wrestling. got a bit of ash speed did he want to suit? didn't he wanted to let him know that i we had we had him sprain water every time his boat. that's not nice. i mean, i did put my foot down a few times and refused to do a few impression spectrum image when, when i 1st, when i moved to london, it was in its last cds and i was just a bit too late and getting my real and, and i was gutted, you know, i was hanging at that it was, i'm on the shore and so for me and we're good mates and so to be a part of our family is a big deal for me and because it was something that i aspired to a long time ago. i remember princess and when i met, i tell you this before, you know, if i told you this story before, you can always get me to that princess an i meter and i'm in a line up and i don't know what to say went and i know she's going to ask me what you want to do. she's just referring bush, can i? and i want to do and she's a hardworking,
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i can give her that she works out of my system. and then i was standing there and i know at the to say a spitting image in and i still have all my said and i just said i just had an impression is mom and she went in, do you have an exhibition on anyway, anyway, i can see the paint a really stupid and then later when somebody said her mom, she, she does your voice on that unit puppet show that your mother isn't keen on. and she says, and they didn't say your mother came home. and she just said, only she come to me and news isn't big enough because she's got quite a long, long line. most police got sense of charles on the new and, and andrew and i met charles and 2015 and it was for combat stress with everything for them. and i never was never snow. my life of course has to go to st. james. you have to is 1st, you know, once you got this beautiful staircase and get, take the law in your very much in a war and realization that you don't,
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a policy of us is special place. she could downstairs and, and, and we were in what looked like a horseshoe, a group of 8. and if you were to look on it from, as, you know, drawing, you'd see the shape of it like a horseshoe and were all sort of certain waiting. and it comes over the ladies introduces it. louis is the voice of postman pad because he used to your voice of personal or is he sound like a brain head person just shut down? or it's not unusual. home is why does this? he goes pretty kind of his nose makes. this is nicholas, which we got a lovely picture of him, gulliver is this person pinched. charles, i'm not sure. so basically, you know, he says, well, proposal and i went, i had a voice, a personal part. hello mrs. goggins, which i just called the future king, mrs. goggins enough or somebody. oh no. i was going to say, you know, when they do that thing, when you me
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a royal your royal highness is great. my uncle, her years ago, when my sorry to draw names. but my cousin is paul mccartney when the resource, the beatles have the hard days, night premier. and they're all not on the other line. but my uncle how i just wanna make his way to the bar in to this is in to princess modern. i was sorry, train for this one. trade a hand here. sorry. create a answer. loose go newer because coming up after the break, we're going to continue our discussion. but he's amazing, amazing people and look at the biggest political event of the year. was it really cop 26 and glasgow? we'll see them sh. ah. who are all driven by drink shaped bankers and those with
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theirs sinks. we dare to ask welcome back to our christmas show, a listener, kite and kate robbins. i hurting us for some of the great political events of the year. i'm in a volunteer caught in 6. it's of course louis in our home city of glasgow while this class was talking him home city. med that. my dad, my ear will deal with the american presenter. here we are from glasgow, penn. tomorrow. we'll be glad to work, at least you guys will. it was brilliant for anybody that lived in glasgow. cnn. i
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got it wrong. last month. was it worth it? if you had the flat to rent and then also it was a grill. you made a function that was terrific ones, few key which was near wilbur ac. yours. i was doing a rolling trade apparently, and it was, you were written student by the police picked up on it. the may, the papers were saying things like, you know, 30 grand for my days. i mean, that must be in amazement. a little. i mean, after all these years of they had been a festival and all these folk in edinburgh making a fortune breton at the flats. finally a oh, yeah, absolutely. it was amazing. and the by all accounts, a huge success. it wasn't better, of course for his, his kids that people like to hear your good self. i had an opening speak. did you not? david asked about one of them. oh well thank you so much. tells me that's a wonderful thing, but the world is falling apart. the universe collapses, quicker than a monologue from brian cox. and let's be honest. base is a crisis unfolding like jupiter's and gas giant expansion.
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though what's happening is of course, weather and climate are 2 different things to see whether it's the day to day fluctuations of temperature and climate is something your fitness and structure shouts at you at the bottom of a rope. oh, you do action. so like playing a walk, you're on bertha and my dad is 95 groups. it's oh, when just one that is spelled to 95, he was here. most everybody just going to hang on every. what did you say the guy was will probably he must have been that the oldest person at the at cop forensics . and of course, the youngest one of the youngest probably grants a great price. well, you have a speech from gretta. oh, i've got it prepared here. system, serious speech hair. if i'm black lab last week, i'm trying to gretsch's face is, you know, i've been perilously campaigning,
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trying to get the world to take. notice. people don't want to be told her terrible . that is how if we don't act now, it'll keep happening again and again. and just how jarring those melodies are m caught talking about appa reforming ever the worst thing ever do come out of freedom. worse than nike has the, the mean boss. my mom likes them, her taste in music is terrible. she thinks pharmacy is a nickname for the weather. man. michael fish, climate change in our are both linked to an increased risk of wild fires. at least they will be once i burned down and afraid. and agnes has how this, over and out. i know you were thinking of a i did later, because i think he's great actually. his until i, she's old. i order now of course. so she got naturalized glasgow. i've been,
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you know, she's in glasgow, her 5 minutes, and she's john and you can to your point saying, well, i mean, i was unfortunate. she got somebody, could they all got attempting something, didn't they? yeah. you call it a staffing climate crisis somewhere. it's just happened to with, to just know, i think what she was trying to get this thing was you can each of the, off our bus or the colors show a motor story fly. i'm in the same. so a guy of the vice versa. stock chin was it not when you went on your summer last year when we used to be sure i will say next and all the rest of it. so i think, i mean, i think she's absolutely brilliant what she's doing, you know, and love kids look up to her so much. but i only feel i can do that taking the mic out. and now she's not out. because when she was 1516, i didn't think it was appropriate. i thought it was a bit mean. so now she's not all on the right. oh, shoot for the bailiff overland to national audience. for his grill, that was weasels did not fling little grandmother's off omnibuses.
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huh. i mean, and that's at basset with the routine, whether it was on a bus, a job or the week, a bummer to bump it up with lots of air politicians that caught 26 on what to do so well, like well, angle. i michael, for instance, kate, she's there. that's how i, she's just i. nobody can do angle merkle because you only ever hear a translator talking are. so people should i store her then. but what i'm saying is you hear her speaking in german, which i can't do. so we don't really know what her voice sounds like, because all you hear is somebody saying, blah, blah, blah in a translation. but we know she means business of children are photograph from one of the just jackets you ethan's beatles jackets. and she should definitely see or
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even at the smile. i mean, i know this is an unfortunate photograph, isn't it? thank heavens caught forensics a spear donald trump, but of course, sleepy joe was there and falling asleep. i am the 1st thing. henry was a naked scotsman. i had no idea john barrow man was even. oh, did you made it terribly boarding president by the i don't have the same for the for, for the island. heather or the rooster booked is the dial pad. it was a long flight. i'm huh. you are you there? i will now, you know i'm, i'm just fine my time as they say i was meditating whether you on levitate any 2nd is thinking that the minister looks like she's about, she just broke. and when i don't know what time, that'll come to come out as an engineer. you need to really get us together. you okay, discover some more tramadol never. they come out of course quite a bit. camella that, that just of cornwell and her in came to that job. i'm do's final. i
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mean, i was talking to him and they were going over a 122nd law. now, campbell, and we just went on frasier, as my mother says, you can. and all was not in your hand, it did not tell you how to behave in front of royalty. 78, you know they did, they get better and stronger. like luck, buster bullies, my age, you break with a co. camille, after i had mailed offline older than a but you know, just to witness that. yes. you know, embarrassing. i mean if somebody's got flashing problem, but the fact that she was telling all about it. yeah. apparently that ruined off 20 seconds. i wanted to mention it, can i just say the a bit in politics probably like 4 fairly 5 years. this is the 1st time i've ever
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spoken about briefly when i like, let's say, let's keep it or not, not base level than my boyish johnson. i've got 26. do you think it was a success? i think of course my, my concern law. this is, of course, boris the, the nightmare before christmas. i mean home only calm daily briefings with which he pretty quality, which is the equal to cheese. he should he, bag bag. i mean, you know, what's he doing with his ad? there you go. well, i mean we had an outbreak of army crime in the eighty's, but the other transformer often was prime, dealt with it with flare and a problem. and of course, i think that the whole thing about the cop $26.00. it was sort of said blaine. julie with the whole fishing france with the can a slip. i'm john michael. yes. ok. and, and do know thing for me. i just met me, put my little or read the whole thing was just so hypocritical. and they're all,
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they're creating all these carver emissions in their planes and their mode of transport. what a lot of it's annoying. i mean, they should have all got there by boat. can you actually make fun of the pin then alex? oh sorry. i was gonna say, couldn't they have done the cop 26 on a massive zoom. they didn't all have to get together. did they to vacate, can you make fun of the map pandemic? of course you can, you've not making fun of people losing their lives, but you're making fun of the way we have to behave in upon them out. yeah. and yeah, result, a good to goes initially was a world go, right, we're getting this vaccine. where would we be finally agreed? it's okay to then be told we need another one. and another one i think has also a bunch of what all still waiting for the 1st one for the course, which is a terrible thing that africa just didn't get enough. and then now we got, i'm a chrome. ah, you know, i think people are losing confidence in the i hated that. what efficacy, you know,
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the advocacy and the repetition was it was m, your beautiful dog do not retina, but the delivery guys coming up here, they take pictures of them. oh no memories of lot don't one on us, emily and me. so my daughter, emily attack is quite famous and the paps follower is there and everywhere. you know, and i'm when i stay at her house, i make sure when i put the milk bottles out, i've got my full make upon ha. but she said don't oh no, i can't believe it. she said, oh that hey, my picked i just went to the door then my city. sure. and it wasn't, it was delivered to put my pizza down, taking a picture of it, you know, to show where it was. but she thought flash towers with a gag. for me, you know that he feels with many experiences of, of the pandemic can be laughter. but you have to because otherwise it's just going to be really awful. i cuz it's almost christmas. of course, just a couple of days, the way that we know pizza, i'll be talking all the rest of the lot. your christmas shopping in. did you mind
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if i think invested x is the bills are going through the roof, but they're gonna be higher than michael go over to raven, hammersmith. but nevertheless, you can still cook a cathy by candlelight if you stop now. so be both people for home for christmas? yes, i will be your ideal christmas guest who had to like most to invite for christmas. oh i think it from the t mean people who are no longer with jay from his chair. you shall have the world, shall i say, i think queen elizabeth the 1st would be quite going to be a she had no teeth, cheryl removed and she should be nigh bang in or about now. yet let lich debt show out when the chin now should be grey. i'd like clean an issue, but the 1st with no t i once a and alex chance for glenda jackson and political exchange. when she was her labor minister, i accused of being in character as
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a lisp of she didn't take 2 cases. she was not pleased. i'm not to try to stand up the tone again. i didn't miss. he was your day. sorry to hear your favorite. yep. yep. trust me get here. he could get in by i somebody with some of a villain from a movie, i think would be quite good. you know, i don't know. i'm, she's so many you could choose from if it was a politician like monte pies, a or sailors. maybe i don't dare. louise. now brooks is funny. someone funny? well, it's a, it's almost christmas. then we have, we bought, you bought a couple of present a in price of us and to live. this is be very much you're most welcome. thank you. i can nail on it. so
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i, you can, we opened them a c, whereas ours a, a more than one. this one. ringback i actually with k, robin july, actually a mcgregor like role. oh my god, i'm a great huh. yes. oh wow. a close. this is the address load. that's the one looking great, thank you very much and see load a task that bad to read history a well,
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you know that his mothers are there you go. she's a mccloud, i sort of like i'm, i'm a mechanic and well can learn to enjoy your scarves and enjoy christmas if you have a wonderful time. and of course, taught by viewers from all of us until we see them in the new year kit. and louis are going to stay with us. oh, god bless us. everyone. ah, ah, technology is a very big industry and there's lot of opportunities for hackers do move. it is not here,
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but he didn't bring the law in the country you're dealing with. why rest him there? the major cybersecurity challenge is the sovereignty of laws that cyberspace has no borders, no sovereignty. we ended up with, for example, the national health service in the u. k. the n, a chess was completely wiped out from a ransomware attack. if you were coming in to a clinic, because you had a test or you had an operation, they can't find your records. they had to go back to pen and paper. with those minute, you must give us the guarantees it is up to you. and you must do it to mediately present, posing lashes out at night, toes, east wood expansions, he answers questions during his annual new spring crisis. president also responds to question 2 about the energy crisis, noting europe's pang record price is after ditching affordable gas contracts with middleware. but no said the european commission.

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