tv The Alex Salmond Show RT December 23, 2021 1:30pm-2:01pm EST
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how you bought today? oh, it says um or is it a ran by on a he'll be fine. you know, we're doing okay. i mean, i'm just biding my time. you know, i'd like to be present in what can i say give him a red bull. he'll be great, you know, it's so great to be hard to, to, to, to, to, to, to wait. i mean, and i rolex it so, or for sure. you know, i did not run away. i let her go there and look at those teeth. how much did they cost? well, i either your own president by or you bet you shaved down the or was it is stick on the new ones. they grow bigger. okay. i can take the job any time line mr. president, a few had worked on you. joking, i can't stay away. i can only stay the president till 5 pm, and then it's, you know, it's really time. you know, well, honestly, i mean, i'm just looking forward to taking over the, i'm just looking forward to taking of,
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you know, some people say that i deliver criticism and i'm a bully and you know, i'm soul destroying, you know, but really, i mean, it's not that that i could be pretty patel, you know, tell me mister president jude. to hear from your predecessor press the does he give you friendly advice from florida? let me just tell you here. something right now my lego, my la la go marry lago. my mother was a mccloud, alec, i feel like i'm in my home country. you know scotland, skyland, i'm a haggard you know. welcome welcome. and i am delighted and astonished that maloney as is still with you because we heard that after the president after you lost the election at present talk that aberration. it didn't happen. i'll be the only president in history to come back and when it's 3 times the time 2024 or have passed, and whatever. soon as i heard the month, i hope i'm hoping that them having such a nice time at them. and nobody filming me in watching count found every afternoon
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on british television run ins of friends every afternoon. i'm living in may, state may do a little shopping. please, please don't make me go back to that nasty, nasty way po. and i say the option here to welcome louis mclean and kate rob has did alex allen still wonderful, wonderful to see in real life because the course last year we did this remotely. yes. and they, because obviously corbett is still with us, but we're all vaccinated. and boosted up and all around. but his grades are great to see a new i don't think we were all a bit nervous about going back live doing anything life where me. yeah, absolutely, over the good can a used to be, you know, i mean, i think i just am, i didn't east enders in the, in the pandemic, her worst phase where you literally had to be, you know, i'm to not meet his from the actor. so if you, i mean i wasn't in any love seems to him, but if i was, it would have been very awkward because it's very difficult. and so what they do is
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they put something let to represent the person, and then they put a she class sheet between if you want to get close, then remove the sheets. it's, i mean it's a bit difficult, but i did enjoy standards, but it was, it was, it was hard work. it was hard. it paul thinks of said, i mean from your professionals, the cert williamson precious to it mean you muster be dying for a trump and millennia. come by committee. that only for a little under the one site, but you would love to come honey, they were a gift from god in for impressionists. but i only for that, i mean who'd want immediately them whoa, i member walking to london rather from plastic with this alex roast. this would make the best made us a beautiful you know, proper way with ronnie. i'm konover slaying milan. i have to say my melania is no
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gorgeous. she actually looks like as well as a necessity. donald trump, so you're the guy that does donald trump or not? yeah, i was and i did, i did get a moment where could you add 2 security guards? we had to beg, beg lads who are ex servicemen, walk in with us, so you do feel that you're part of that whole juggernaut as the day was in london. so there was a buzz, i let her cell nath, i'm just walking through. so have i ever heard of where we stand in his pocket with us as if he was gonna do something? and wanting to know was nobody really noticed except the, the 2 guys at the back clock to me come up with his hand in his pocket. and i'm in casualty a gun and he just came up and he quickly pulled those 20. we can have another guy unscathed, but of course you are in luck thing. you've done a thing, image ios device. in fact, let's hear some of the one digit boy sounds missing it. no, i don't. to bonus me. you can do the people who are. i'm contributions the prime
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minister's voices. i came up with what you people, what do you walk? which is utter jibberish. it says a lot about me as to what far? i make a go ahead and press the closely cheeks. and we had, we did a ton of a rave persona when he was all, but it was called bopping. and i believe we had ellen joined with a deal more often job shadow david. he was always shooting david flemish. right. gara southgate, which was, you know, we had thing so, but bit like back really. ah, there's also many females and in politics that are image html at the moment i don't fail. i mean, is angela railroad. hey i, you know, he going to go, you know, who and a who are you, scott, scott? i am boy, that sound up to say, barry, alina, that was a part of the developing isn't let me you to the vice president who's after the president's job. and you do a angela rena, who's clearly helpful. so gives law most yet my surely don't talk about m pays.
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i've been to jobs. my 2 jobs are war, has been the mouthpiece of jeremy colbin and the other is undermining care. stanher with johnson sass, either you'll be asked to the big job as well. how quickly that he can snatch the rinsed them care. i think she'd have to sort of like lose a bit of the, the saw, you know, the long air in the pill on, you know, the sort of glam store and they just have to become a little bit more played. think she's a glamorous, isn't she? in away but she's coming into his head scrub and then he's not regular. but i think that should be a spitting image puppet of sally fan of because you know you've got the father, you could go strictly speaking louis, you would be fantastic. i'd have to smack your body of he didn't get it right. you've got the form, you've got the structure, you've got the composer. i think there should be a puppet of shelley palace and i'd like to give you one number 10 even. but this piece patel, of course, either i well known politician and now i am the court people's my glen.
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am people talking about bullying? intimidate in and things like that and that's just me. no, actually i haven't mustered her voice. i'll be honest. i guess those great, i am valiant, only rob. you know i was i started a pathetic dani robin. i didn't, you know, didn't really think i was getting close to what i started thinking, sally, while i conflicted, because sometimes you can create a voice. what point it? well you have to go between the 2. 0 yeah. actually. what's his name? nick leg that claim when i was doing that close voice i was getting boy george i was doing boy george, i'd like to say and room. but if you make a voice less camp, it's hello, i'm nick klegg. sorry about that. ha, it isn't working for facebook. you see molasses? the promise? no, because they will just get to, to, to master one of the, the voice of the portal, then they'll disappear. let me just feel like intervening or say for can the st. i
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don't, i need you. i mean change to work on my nicholas sturgeon. and honestly, you know, being on a show like a $100.00 down device and a half got squash in my blood by not my as trying to get a by the trouble of those. he might know. nippy, don't we? we can get independence. is a patient patient a solution because people in hospital bed can you run away when up and on about a referendum patient persuasion, get the job, pay own at madison to solution. i got it listed the 1st time i've spoken to that a little while to sure what christmas can do i have on for both the thing. image. obviously, alexander has a puppet with you at your vigilant gov. that's not me. i'm. i'm only you don't do that voice. no, i guess that always seems to sort of shy to him and i thought, i guess so, but like i said not, i mean you need to change the voice slightly because i guess is probably gonna be a little bit close to being in a professional ha, ha, sorry,
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alex is listed group. let them know your appeal as we should tell of user. edna new spitting image iapetus shred, which i please remember to share a trex quite no. i think, you know, given what you could appeal. i'm selling house, right? remember in the olden days when david o n and david steele went around and they used to have david owen used to have david still in his pocket on the show on speak image not in real life. and he used to have him in his pocket, and i was chatting to david steele at a do somewhere. and he said that program actually ruined my political life completely said. and he said, everybody perceive me to be this tiny little ma'am, in the thrall of david owen. and people's perceptions. i mean, spitting image, i think, did change a quite a lot of people's perceptions. roy hasley has a, a sort of a spy, very flagrant bit of a speech. only he want to soothe and he wanted to know. we had,
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we had him sprain water every time his boat. that's not nice. i mean, i did put my foot down a few times and refused to do with the impression spectrum image when. when i 1st, when i moved to london, it was in its last cities and i was just up but too late and getting my real and, and i was gutted, you know, i was saying that it was on the shore and i, so for me and we'll good mates, and so to be a part of our family is a big deal for me. you know, because it was something i aspired to a long time ago. i remember princess anne when i met, i tell you this before, you know, if i told you the story before, you can always get me to that princess an i meter and i'm in a line up and i don't know what to say went and i know she's going to ask me what you want to do. she's just were very bush, can i? and i want to do. she's a hard working royal, i'll give her that. she works out of the most of them. and i was standing then and it know at the to say a spitting image in and i still have voice. my said,
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and i just said i just had, i'm an impressionist mom and she went in, do you have an exhibition on anywhere anyway, i can see the paint a really stupid. and then later when somebody said her, oh ma'am she, she does your voice on that unit puppy show that your mother isn't keen on. and she said that they didn't say your mother came and of course, and she just said only she can't do me. a news isn't big enough because she's got quite a long, long line. most police got sense people and i have charles on the new and andrew and i met charles and 2015 and it was for combat stress with everything for them. and i never was never normalized. of course you have to go to st. james. you got to get his 1st, you know, and so you got this beautiful staircase and get, take the law in your very much in a war and realization that you're on a policy of us is special place. so you can down stairs and we were in what looked like a horseshoe, a group of 8. and if you were to look at it from us drawn,
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you'd see the shape of it like a horse, you do it. and we're all sort of certain when it comes over for this lady's introduces, it loses the voice of postman pat because he used to your voice of personal pat. was he sound like i had just shut down her unusual home, mrs. goggins? why does this? he goes because he's handled his nose makes this is nicholas, which we got a lovely picture of him, gulliver, portman pinch. charles, i'm not sure, but so basically, you know, he says will propose this outline. i went a personal part hello mrs. goggins, which i just called the future king, mrs. goggins enough or somebody i was going to say, you know, when they do that thing, when you me, a royal or your royal highness is great. my uncle harry years ago when my sorry to drop names, but my cousin is paul mccartney when he's on the beatles had the hard days,
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night premier. and they're all on the wheels lined up. my uncle harris on to make his way to the bar in his inter princess mother and i was sorry, crane for this will be her trade and you know or hand, or i'm sorry, create a maybe answer loose go nowhere. because coming up after the break, we're going to continue our discussion, but he's amazing, amazing people and look at the biggest political event of the year. was it really caught 26 and glasgow will see them sh. ah, technology is a very big industry and there's a lot of opportunities for hackers lives, not here, but he didn't bring the law in that country you're dealing with. why arrest him there?
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the major cybersecurity challenge is the sovereignty of laws that cyberspace has no borders. new sovereignty we ended up with, for example, the national health service in the u. k. the and a chest was completely wiped out from a ransomware attack. if you were coming in to a clinic, because you had a test or you had an operation, they can't find your records. they had to go back to pen and paper. welcome back to i piss michelle. well, listen, kaiser and kate robbins. i hurting us for some of the great political events of the year. i'm in a volunteer court can 6. it's of course louis in our home city of glasgow while class has not been in home theater. meds that i'm out of here with american presented right here. we are from glasgow, panama, raleigh glass to why can't the stained glass. it was brilliant for anybody that lived in glasgow. cnn. i got it wrong. last month was a fear the flat to rent the nurse. i was
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a grill. give me the function that was terrific. ones, few key which was near will the yours. i was doing a roaring trade apparently and it was written, stood for the place picked up on it and the, the papers were saying things like, you know, 30 grand for my days. i mean, that must be an amazement. i mean, after all these years of they had been a festival and all these folk in edinburgh making a fortune breton at the floods. finally, he gets time to get to the ball. yeah, absolutely. it was amazing. and by all accounts, a huge success. it wasn't bad to of course he had kids that people like to hear your good self. i had an opening speak. did you not david, after i went to be, oh, well, thank you so much. tells me that's a wonderful thing, but the world is falling apart. the universe collapses, quicker than a monologue from brian cox. and let's be honest. base is a crisis that 2nd unfolding, like jupiter's and gas giant expansion. though what's happening is of course,
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weather and climate are 2 different things to see whether it's the day to day fluctuations of temperature and climate is something your fitness in structure, shouts out to the bottom of a rope. oh, how do you do an action? so like playing a walk, you're on bertha and lines and it is $9.00 to $5.00 groups. it's oh, you just one that is spelled to 95 times all your most. everybody just going to hang on every. what did you say the guy little problem? he must have been that the oldest person at the at got forensics, and of course the youngest, one of the youngest is probably great, great science. well, you have a speech from gretta. i've got it prepared here for some serious speech here. if i'm going to lab last week, i'm trying to do gret. his face is, you know, i've been perilously campaigning, trying to get the world to take. notice. people don't want to be told her terrible
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. that is how if we don't act now, it'll keep happening again and again. and just how jarring those melodies are m course talking about ab reforming ever the worst thing ever do come out of freedom . worse than nike illegal. mean both my mom likes them, her taste in music is terrible. she thinks pharmacy is a nickname for the weather man. michael fish, climate change in our are both linked to an increased risk of wild fires. at least they will be once i burned down and fried and agnes has. how this over and out. oh, i mean that way. okay. okay. you were thinking of a i he later because i think he's great actually his until i she's old. i order now of course, after she got lunch, analyzed, the glass club in, you know, she's in glasgow for 5 minutes and she's john and you can the your appointment
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saying, well, i mean, i was unfortunate. she got somebody, could they all got chanting something didn't they? yeah, you call it a lincoln sat there climate crisis somewhere. it's just happened a bit of a to just know i think what she was talking about trying to get this thing was you can shove, your football colors show a motor story fly. i'm in the same so i really guy to buy the stock chin. was it not when you went on your summer? let us go when we used to do stuff. i like. okay, next and all the rest of it and i think, i mean, i think she's absolutely brilliant what she's doing, you know, and love kids look up to her so much. but i only feel that i could do that taking the mickey off and now she's not out. because when she was 1516, i didn't think it was appropriate. i thought it was of it mean. so now she's not all on the right. oh, shoot for the beaufort international audience for hit grill that was regional still lot. fling little grandmothers off on the buses. i mean at
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that that that was the only routine mother was on a bus, a bus geometry week, a bummer to bump. and good luck with lawyer said air politicians at cock 26 on what you do so well like? well angler, michael, for instance, kate, she's there. that's how you know she is. i to nobody can do angle merkel because you only ever hear a translator talking. ah, so people should i start, i think what i'm saying is you hear her speaking in german, which i can't do. so we don't really know what her voice sounds like because all you hear is somebody saying, blah, blah, blah in translation. but we know she means business judging our photograph from one of the beatles jacket, usa beetles, jackets, and cheese definitely. or if i had to smile, i mean, i know it's an unfortunate photograph. thank heavens caught forensics of spare
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donald trump. but of course, sleepy joe was there and falling asleep. i. the 1st thing in me was a naked scotsman. i had no idea john barrel man was even. oh, did you made it terribly boarding president by the i don't have the same for the for the highland heather on the dial pad. you know, it was a long flight amal at molly. you weren't even there. i will now, you know, i want to buy in my time as i say i was meditating. what are you on? levitate any 2nd? he's thinking that the next to looks like she's a spoken when i don't know what time and i was eventually just you need to really get us together. yeah. okay, let's gather some more. tramadol never, they come out of course get what about camella that just of cornwell and her in came to the job. i'm do's, fine,
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i house for hm. and they, when on her and where is that in law? no, caribou, i mean, she went on frasier because my mother says you can and all was not in your hand. it did not tell you how to behave in front of royalty. 78, you know, they did, they get better and stronger. like luck, buster movies. well, by age and you break with a male fly in a wall, a benefit, you know, just a witness that yes, we know embarrassing. i mean it's some disco flatulence problem. and but the fact that she was telling her about it. yeah. apparently that ruined or for the 2nd. oh and then i need to mention it. can i just say a 1000000000 porthos pablo for fairly 5 years? this is the 1st time i've ever spoken about briefly when
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i like, let's say, let's keep the internet that base level in africa. my boyish johnson got print 6, do think it was a success. i double. i think of course my, my concerns was this is of course boys the, the nightmare before christmas. i am at home only chrome daily briefings with the witty, pretty quality, which is the sequel to, to teach you the bag bag. i look at it, what, what's he doing with his ad? there you go. well, i mean we had an outbreak of army crime in the eighty's, but the other transformer often was prime, dealt with it with flare and a problem. and of course, i think that the whole thing about the cop 26, it was sort of seedlings, really with the whole fishing france with the that the can. i'm kron, micro usa and, and do know thing for me with just met me, put my little or read the whole thing, was just so hypocritical. and they're all,
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they're creating all these carver to emissions in their planes and their mode of transport. what a lot of it's annoying, i mean they should have all got there by boat. can you actually make fun of the alex? oh, sorry i was gonna say. couldn't they have done the cop $26.00 on a massive zoom. they didn't all have to get together today to vacate, can you make fun of the map pandemic? of course you can, you've not making fun of people losing their lives, but you're making fun of the way we have to behave in upon them out in and resulting goods. he goes a nation wide world go right, we're getting this vaccine with finally agreed. it's ok to then be told we need another one. and another one i think has also a bunch of what all still waiting for the 1st one of the course, which is a terrible thing that africa just didn't get enough. and then now we got our makram . i, you know, i think people are losing confidence in the i hated that. what efficacy, you know, the advocacy and the repetition was it was m,
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you beautiful dog. do not routine. uh, but the delivery guys coming up. the take pictures of the oh no families of walk down with me. so my daughter, emily, a tack is quite famous and the paps follower is there and everywhere you know, and i, when i stay at her house, i make sure when i put the milk bottles, as i've got my full make up. uh huh. but she said, oh, now i can't believe it. she said, i'll just take the picture. i just went to the door then my city. sure. and it was, it was deliver over to put my pizza down, taking a picture of it, you know, to show where it was. she thought the flash comes with a gag for me. you know, that. yeah. and he feels later that many experiences of, of the pandemic can be laughter. but you have to because otherwise it's just going to be really awful. if i could, there's almost christmas, of course, just a couple of days. the way that we know pizza. i'll be talking all the rest of your christmas shopping and did you mind if i begin to notice the bills are going
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through the roof, but they're going to be higher than michael gave it a raven hammersmith. but nevertheless, you can still cook a turkey by candle light if you stop now. so be both people for home for christmas . yeah, and yes, i will be your ideal christmas guest who had to like most to invite for christmas. oh i think from the do you mean people who are no longer with jay? from his chair, you can have the watch list. i think queen the sofa should be quite garcia. she had no teeth. she never removed it. there should be no banging on about now. yeah. which did show out when the chin now should be grey. i'd like clean an issue. but the 1st with no t, i want to look at exchange for glenda jackson and political exchange, which was her labor minister accused of, of being in character as a list of the she didn't take to pay her. she was not please. i'm not,
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i'm not surprised to stand up the tone again. i didn't miss. he was here today. sorry to hear your favorite. yep. yep. christmas get here. he could get in by i somebody. well yeah, some of a villain from a movie, i think would be quite good or i don't know i'm, she's, it has so many you could choose from if it was a politician. i monte pie for the child lesson there, or pearson was maybe i don't day louise, now brooks and funny. someone funny? well, it says almost christmas. then we have, we bought you both. are a couple of present a some get for your parents to make you all pay. i and the price of us and to let us, this is be very much you're most welcome. thank you. i can l on it's i you, we opened a, you know, see where it, ours. well we,
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i sample now i have a smaller one. 0, this one here. oh, that's actually the hold. yes. thank he is do with starting k robin applied july actually a mcgregor light role? oh my god. i'm a gray. yes. oh, wow. a few in the place. this is the address close. that's the one looking great. thank you very much. i'm see load a yes, fantastic. bad to read history, you agree? i'm sorry, i well, you know that his mother's there, there you go. she's in mccloud, i sort of like my mom mckinney again. well. kay?
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and nurse, enjoy your scarves and enjoy christmas. how about a wonderful time? and of course, to all of our viewers, small boss until we see them in the new year pit. and lewis are going to stay with us. i and god bless us everyone. ah ah, ah, welcome to max hazards, financial survival guide. looking forward to your best
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with this is what happens. dimensions in brittany del at this happens. you watch kaiser report ah, working room, or should she popped in? she said, well, i'm getting ready to go shopping for christmas. we recycle. but there was a girl to buy another, shooting another safe part of american life shattered by violence. the gunman was armed with an a ar 15, semi automatic rifle. when the issue comes home, it's time to act. when we're silent on this issue, the other side winds, by default, the lady that lived over there. i was walking. one of the dogs says, why do you wear again? were you scared me? nothing. i took it off of it, i think the people need to take responsibility and neural nanzen be prepared if
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those kinds of weapons were less available. we wouldn't have a lot of the shootings. we certainly wouldn't have the number of deaths with who doesn't. and then they must again, really, it is obviously new and you must do it immediately. precedent po, to lashes out at night as he's what expansion at the outset. questions during his annual news for a fake. he also respond to a question to about the energy crisis. no to you are paying record prices now to, to ching, up for the old gas contract bunyan, when we met away. but, but not with the european commission. we wasn't use mom, you know, the mom he will break it well. he has at least break it down. so we have a $2000.00.
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