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team thirty's, fashionable, waving. during this year's a show, the season was i've been exposed to much you politicians. and i may have contracted a nazi isis, which is a common condition from journalists who do spend too much time looking at you. people like on the line, a sex symbol on etc. so i, i see the nazis of course clicked on the a sort of final candidate in us, the year category. at the most come, you'll, uh, oscars is, you know, the other 2, you know, they both want to see lots of young men die and they will spend your money doing is that is all that kind of more. incipient creepy. sort of too sweet to be wholesome . as we say back on our island, i guess who it is, you know, old, good, looking at fidel castro is not so i'm not a son. you know, just in the boy band wonder the maple leaf maple syrup. uh dude. hey, you know,
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soccer and you know, it would be the word. so you kind of makes me want to have a shower after i look at his videos now when my daughter to jo a. so let's have a look at justin. hi justin. featured on this years must go meals. he's a guy, i just loved a one of the videos here is at the gate parade in toronto, telling a 6 month old baby to have a good pride. yeah, you hear me royce, a little baby. have a good price. it's not a dr nation. no, it's not on the video and the happy prize. happy pride. what's dancing in front of bob's shaking his ass, take it away. ok. i don't understand why she does so, so if can check it y y y y o u y. i made a lot of good bucks of my life, but i've never learned that to you have to why, why is the search and ask why,
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what of the so who this thing wins this here's ask the year worth i think us see it has to go to just intrude all because he could probably be ok if he just wasn't an us. so that makes him us the here, congratulations system you want. so we move on to the next category and this end of year shell here at the last the wheels found it's called all the cringe of the year . that can be a country can be a person. it can be a collection of a lot of people aboard. we'll start with our own friend mccauley of you know, the many mice told the guy, you know, he's such a subject. judy as me, let's have a look at my crohn who had a bit of a tricky year, let's say, uh with the olympics and with his a love affair with the god site. and i mean to him and his wife. i mean, so let's get, let's have a look at them with the knock off your at, you know,
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a little bit in the year quantico. quite clean g, rise on the video. and this is who i mean to meet with these people think this is period. no, no, no, no worries. the goal is this is why the media. this is this is what this is wrong. because as long as you're absolutely correct for sure that water so like that was just this is ultimately cleans, cannot be beaten. no, you can turn that moment between the overly long days. like everybody in the room going, walked off, cuz gonna that's gotta be the craziest thing i've seen in years. but hold on, there's more, i'll give you the olympics a lympics. it didn't get any better with the olympics. right. i mean, it was an olympics to remember work. well, yeah. well the video was you both have lots of people different. oh i'm you did to
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get it cool. it's not printing. could you, you know, fix the budget office? keep correct. it's obligatory these days isn't dude and address the guy in the, in the mini skirt to go to pages over. oh my god. yeah. i mean, i mean i, if, if that job jumped into the saying that would immediately slip upside down like a, like a parent life rafts. what a fake one. all about. of course rush is now apparently to blame for lit bed bugs biting. as they told me that they've been really, really busy because paris hasn't, we'll look. yeah, good luck z. the minute. the 2nd, the new emergency, this is i'm, this is verified by bbc, verify, bbc verified. i looked at all this footage and they can suggest that an anonymous source is absolutely genuine. just the, this is just beautiful. the truth. i think the whole olympic story wouldn't be,
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wouldn't be it without the same as the river in the world. yeah. i mean the same, the mirror saying that she was going to swim in the saying that the mccauley on the even said he was gonna have a dip all both known and went mirror. it's basically an open air sewer. you know, really kept off at the olympics so you know what a joe literally will the video seems that the water and the same as it sits very well in the stomachs of some of the lease on the video of the ads. so you, so we'll straight into that raw sewage. nice. you know, to watch this after a few beers in a few moments later, you know, yeah, that will do it. nice. the rainbow colored puke. check out a video that per easy and decided to take just to show exactly what floating around in there. and then you might get a better idea as to why people like dining
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a width in our swimmer was hurling his goats up after splashing around the room, the video, the early subjects, each subject for its toilet paper is the chief of what was there, but it is something you put on your equipment for you to increase it? yeah, it was to jack. yeah. the condo. okay. so we leave paris. uh, you know, prime time the day for queens of the year. all you, i'd say, and we had to care of where the next candidate for cleaning of the year resides on doesn't live there anymore. probably hiding impala in the summer. our old friend of loud zalinski mount plenty of cash and very few brains left. but not that he cares, and he's an older prime suspect for a cringe of the year. i'd say already, it's hard to even calculate how many times he's embarrassed himself and the rest the ukraine. and let's have a look at his getting interactions with us and his queen g and this will the video and i am a president of the great. com 3. i am with the old general. so i
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read the deluxe. is that correct? no. escape plan. the right state of this is illusion. deals going on. joe, to build got you on the road of just your here we go. so of the meetings that have come out about how the landscape is dipping his little finger relo's into the us taxpayers pocket. i just absolutely classic check. so the these coin and there's also some of those that move and i don't the funding the
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of course, you know, the cringe of ukraine is almost complete is like, you know, try for these, missing something so little sprinkles on top. the little cherry on the top of the cream, you know, it's perfect. and the cherry and the sprinkles, of course, are ne for this retarded group of involuntarily celebrate middle age man. and then he and their mothers bedrooms, you know, attacking rush into their keyboards. you know, so it just diversion. of course they talked me of course to put me on the kill list, blah, blah blah. but you know, so it's just sweet, it's so cute. you know, it's like this ex girlfriend who really hates you. hate you so much and most of the loved yet some states. i think they only think they hate me. o d. o you. what do they actually think about me? you picked a little passage which you think describe is what me for things of yours truly. the host of most of the meals. yeah. our dear yours i ring. you literally reads your
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comments on twitter and other mediums. and i have picked one from our fellow now food tard that i think is the best. so here we go. j boast, a creature resembling a human in appearance. has yet to roll into one, a search, this parent, excuse these monitoring in the language of a beast. you can say things like, by doing this, this or the last key is that this is the behavior of a dog trained, biased master, puts in, you know, some of it's true. we appreciate your comments. so keep ranking now. yeah, of course i know the cringe of ukraine has been the problem is the big problem. so the big with the counter offensive, you know, remember that one should yeah. didn't work out so well. count offensive settlements as a little that towards the a bronze, the sixteen's 1000000 f. 16. and the last couple days didn't work out so well. the
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release to that bridge stuff. all the means. you know, the, a brown's is going to be the game changing the list, a game changes, and i was looking longer than game of thrones. you know, that, you know, it didn't work out too well. but finally, some a brands and some leopards and some other british jung keeps. i'm australian ones too. did finally make it to moscow, right on you. yeah, i'm actually listened to to stop them from the video. so i was told that there was a display of nate, a weapons that would reach must go as well. all i can find is a big hunk of scrap metal with american flags stuck on it. so infringing here we've got 3, you know, nominees if you like, uh, got the french ukrainians. of course we got to bring in on coast time. you have to bring in the american at each not the or the american worker at the guys like you who are watching the show going. what are you spending my money and why? the, the leads, you know, the people you guys do keep electing,
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maybe give that up. and let's have a look at them. let's have a look at our interaction with them. how they sort of that all went on take talk to show and cool, where was trying to buy and take talk. hm. interesting stuff. when the video will cease or 9 or 2 great quarterbacks, hard to do. i didn't say i was speaking to my wife, game or commercial game or half time show jason kelsey or travis, go see mama come center. susan, great chocolate chip cookie. this is the basic wanting to read the seasons of the teeth and make the form or you just drop it all. i have to say, oh really? yeah. gotcha. okay. so this is the 4th. oh, oh jesus, what the cause that what hold on a 2nd before this is this is just insane. how can she may the 4th be with you be in
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any way relevant or funny? it's like the bridge to him or what so he could say may the 4th be with you what it means. nothing suspects in getting some casual say may the source be with you? and of course, you can leave by or come along the dead star, which is, you know, joe binds oval office, the catastrophe that is being and you know, stain in the star wars team or you let me give you a hand to who we think is the woman just waiting in a push to states over the line as queens of the, anything to judge of banks. anybody? let's remind ourselves so all you know, introduce you all to kamala harris here on the law school, meals on the video or you know, how don't come out is we've got our new joe, we've been to the for, do you remember the board haven't been to your windows, i don't understand the board is the last time frame is significant. the
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passage of time, the significant when you think about it, there is great significance of the passage of time. come, i was getting really excited about the fact that you can actually get wi fi on a bus on the video of the bus has. why fi? and even u. s. b outlet next to every we believe that the sure you can charge your phone on your way. that's good. but everybody knows already the audience, kamala, you facilitate, i good all, come, our hairs isn't too bothered about what has been when it comes to a transsexual performer. she's more interested in what can be. it doesn't really matter that he has been a 6 offender and has assaulted other people. it's all about the fact he's in a dress. lewis, management community are people who understand the capacity of
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the culture of it. so can we talk? you tell me, talk a little kamala, is also a woman, very much connected to the vibe of the music. she likes to get down. she likes to hit the dance floor. it's basically one nation under a groove. on the video, one nation under a group get down just full of the month of it. can i get it on the floor? so che, having seem old let's to who do you think or what do you think? when's the cringe of the year or more? i think the cringe of the year award and i think everybody but home watching what degree has to be american leads. yeah guys, it's got to be kinda down what to take talk. congratulations. you want?
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the next category is uh about uh, geography. yeah. it's about which place on earth, which country is careering fastest towards the cloud where the product lives basically, you know, we're all moving at different speeds towards the ultimate. i am again, a course if joe has his way, will be there before new years eve. and let's take a look at where we can start. of course, we're going to have a look at one of the most powerful, biggest, uh, prosperous, happiest, safest countries on earth. right? the old usa, let's have a look while the video will be okay, this is the latest episode a night of the living dead, or somebody's zombie movie. no, this is an american city. these are american citizens who are being completely abandoned to terrible drug addiction crime. absolutely, poverty, and this is going on in the middle of american streets, all the while, tens of billions of dollars of a card, it up shipped out over to good old we loved the americans,
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but this one is funny. really is really smart. she sounds like she's got the right idea about things. twisted sister, stephanie mueller twisted sister, stephanie mother twisted sister. it's a twisted world i can tell you right now this to say, you know, so they kind of keep the immigration that out and they kind of keep the drugs out and on the streets, only americans mind they're paying with allies own believable. that's scary, isn't it? you expect someone to come along with a crucifix and just go this you know, it's like, oh, i got holy water like you know, oh, why is this such a roadblock spends really cool, especially you say here to students for who it is. this is serious and we're meant to seriously look at these people and taken seriously. it's absolute terrorism in full today, they've decided to release new technology that they've discovered. it's immensely impressive, stuff. they decided i she puts the rubbish flags in a band. yes,
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i repeat, they've decided that they're gonna put their in bins on the video. they didn't even check it out, the music and everything. so they're only now introducing. we need these are actual beans. prior to this or just to have it all over the phone in the river down to some way wherever you suited you. this is a physical intimacy, as well as an emotional intimacy. the. this is the same kind of relationship to link. it had to been engaging with, with other male dead partners back to doing drugs before joshua speed. hate us. why does this? i'll get come, give you hook. now don't totally the good old usa clam country of the year war. the academy one who comes home, who likes to let's you over here and somebody and we're going to head to good all
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you. okay cool. bonnie: might yes. on the all united kingdom. you know? yeah, great country, great britain. great britain. no longer to to your care, it's kind of gone to that was on the way anyway with the was the little the little dude from the india that was in charge for. i forget it. no one knows. and anyway, and bars. hello clown show. let's have a look at how most go mules, let's say, massage to the ego of to, to your career and his kind world, the companions in the old u. k. will the video, he's now told everybody here for per this, i'm like, your style, my impression. tell me what you think your prefer for a very pairing for barge, from over to here longer will be honest with you. there's a budget coming. there's an architect of it's going to be painful. search going to be, we have no other choice sounds like a serial situation that we're in kia, has released a campaign video to back co pays use of this and crushing and so,
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you know, really pumping down on people's right to an opinion. after all, it's the home of democracy. why buquet on the video? and of course for the mentally challenged or you know, delegates at the dnc. it's obvious that that wasn't the care style. we're playing music too loud, right to jerry right away. so fast and jim complaint with the south american wide value of the behaviors of the beautiful, the right to get you under concrete ones that are not get you over. she can also, the goal is to make an appointment with the dentist when you don't show up, believe it or not in june, right? well, for sure with patients in the world so, so we will leave you k strong candidates stammer, a horrible looking creature. he's, he's in the room to know you. right. and then we're going to go back to deutschland, deutschland, a strong contender for clown country destroying itself. destroying its industry, big auto giant's going into the wall half, which should show
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a traffic light coalition, green party, runing the country. you know, it's looking, looking very, very tight. now the brits and the germans, of course, basically the same people. yeah. guess. well, and let's have a look at that. now i do get a bit wound up when it comes to the brits and the germans, and particularly the germans. and i always put together a fantastic and it'll a, let's say, a color of how i reacted to the germans. i don't think it's that funny, really at all, but all you had them laughing out loud is little dungeon. while he was putting this together, one of the laptops on your upper for a most upset with this, i can create the same stuff. i don't know one's a video that you guys called is for given style marker coleman. so you'd be above the porton released as a homes on paul for more cool, cool to we will stop pointing him president porton, we will now call him la gimme a porter portal. almost done. above all is most upset because he invested
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a ton of money in crying and told him when he got robbed from i'm not going well. no, not this time. 9. this is the problem. wow, it was more and more than the kaiser because it starts in to start, you know, kind of don't surprising the parole what is unable to crack a bottom over sure. i'm targeting it because he doesn't have enough put in his diet to job and politician has a taste for the kings a bore not to boil after he eats his porridge with the board of their sta. wow, the dog. oh, oh, shooting. have to look at this, this is just my favorite place to be here in the summer time having a power to fill out the side of the legs side watching or my friends head off to
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the store. but in serious there's a drum using a lot of trouble. i don't care fi people on my vote, us don't want to swap out your client wherever i'm so parts i'm happy birthday or life is most unfortunate for us that we will now seeing as a so known to other people around europe as a happy birthday to you my labeling our eyes, let's have some of the organ the so there we go to a we've wrapped up with our contenders and it's up to you to decide what place on this planet has been closer to the cloud world. but the source, our source overlords. imagine for us i think you guys are home, will agree take a few as many. okay. it's gotta be stomach edinburg and it's going to be george all wells dystopian reality of stammer. it has to be the u. k. u k. is officially must go mules clam country of the 2024. so congratulations. so leaving the
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l a. u. k. the sept. or no septic. uh, uh, well, no. moving into, you know, the ultimate winner on the ultimate loser category until its award show t's. i never told actually said to lie toward show is so important. oh, you may have 0 budget for any awards though, but anyway, getting back to the actual awards, ultimately in our ultimate loser. we haven't even put categories in here because you know, everybody's dogs industry know who the ultimate winner is in 2024. it's gotta be the big don royal, you know, no argument here. it's got to be and you know, we've had great fun with don on the show as much as we've enjoyed putting the boot into, you know, sleepy joe, we've enjoyed to have a phone with don, he's, he's funny guy, he's a funny man room. the video you, let's have a look at how don i lived the salt and pepper to our episodes over the year will that we have to get along with the world. let's get along with the russians. very
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smart guy. it's not that there's so smart. it's not, there's more, it's the we're so we're over. so dumb. so down to springfield, we're eating the dogs. the people that came in or reading the cats are eating zip pets, of the people that live there. reading the dogs, reading the kids, reading the pets. i swear to get really eating the rats in new york. they will take the life of the child in the 18 months. a nice month that even after going coast natal abortion in the usa, appraising the machines, you can kill your kid after it's born. that's kind of like the sparked or kind of business or the so you know, the week is boy over the cliff. but yeah, let's not forget, you know, you know, things start to turn around for the big dawn, you know, promptly after he got shot, remember. and no one's shot once, but they tried to shoot him twice. and it's funny. they have no delay. the file of
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the guy that actually tried to shoot him a 2nd time. mm hm. interesting. i wonder why people just sense that, you know, trump on the internet to me, of course, with the b e loan in the background. and let's have a look at trump uh, interacting with us and watching what was happening here on the meals we, we kinda, we knew what was coming in smell, or you can see the loading, the water kind of was defined by trump trone of the big mac and large fries in mcdonald's, he had the internet spill, he had a couple of unexpected visitors. you know, the vibe was definitely one of the most. you know, he's going to whim is one of the video of the boys that just been there we go, let's go with my goals. here's the big gone part time work. back to the gardens and we kids voice and enjoy to me from the other you know, the into the yang of course,
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to the big don who was kind of like, we like these entertaining. we don't like community so, but let me go away. why not? i know you might have talked about the piece which is important to so, you know, always go with the guy who's talking pieces sorting out to the war and ukraine meets. and he's royce and you know, the, into the young as i say, good, all sleepy joe, the self propelled ground. and you know, he's like even pre floppy disk cd. he's like kind of punch card paper computer paper propelled. and so the russians would say no. and let's have a look at how we kind of put the boot into sleepy joe was of a hard to do every week. there was something new and we actually were worried royalty that we thought, well, what we do after, after joe either expires or, you know, falls down the steps of air force one and, you know, put the sun roof in the back of his head. let's all look at how we danced with sleepy joe. you know, not to say, i enjoyed most of the video, but i'm here. let me leave your house and all ours does. it actually looks better
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with the law since 1933, 2025. there's a good president biden has announced and pleaded with tel aviv no, not attack heifer. no, don't do it. rebooting to tech most go to school. she was through your furniture for me, look to watch the wife. please stand up. you stand up, you. j off watch. she's she's whispering in his ear. we please joe, there's no chair therefore he's sitting down, watch, there's not your present. the russians have launched the ghost. how is your powder balls to move to la show? so to show shows is free to like skin, how much of a beer when a good jo, joan, the shooting done,
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she should we have a supply password. joan, shame, good. come across that corolla. why are the homes? oh, is that like this? what does it, what the, what does it with the, i think he's been told to keep the hands out like this. so if he falls over, he'll actually have the hands out. so he just goes into, i think it's a bite and flick. he goes all the way down because when he falls like off the bike, everything is a slow motion. it's a slow motion show and there you go. another year passes on hold, hold on, hold on tray, put this thing on, put it on the go and know we're getting faithful. this put it on jesus. and so there you go. i know your passes. i'm getting better looking. i'll use depreciate in value and physically, honestly, but we're going to be here in the new year to continue to annoy our mutual friends
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and enemies. and we would like to wish you all a very happy new year, a peaceful and prosperous to you and your families will see you on the other side. god bless. see you soon. to show the, as the year ends being coming, trump administration continues to believe the content of the conflict in ukraine. trump, and as people are beginning to understand ending this conflict is more difficult
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than starting a war. the problem is moscow cube, and washington wants different outcome the, the outgoing us secretary of state said miss flooding ukraine with weapons before the 2022 conflict even broke guys bouts, despite washington, suppose a pro peace spent opposite a week. widely got a lot of weapons to, to ukraine, to make sure that they had in hand with a need to defend themselves. things like sting or is traveling since they could use . also a head on the program, germany's foreign minister pushes women's rights on her recent trip. the serious
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only for the complete job is to leader to refuse to shake her hand with local media . also brewing her image and subsequent photos of the.

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