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strong and powerful. that's why you should send the strongest boxer in the soviet union, valery pompechenko. knockout used to watching video stopped working install open watch russian channels and all the series of movies and cartoons educational programs and documentaries without registration we watch in the application or on the website everything is in my nose okay. they say that i have a classic joker profile. it would be better if the spider dealt with the letters. good morning. kolya kesha my grandfather often falls asleep
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in front of the tv. and when i want to turn it off, grandfather wakes up and forbids saying that grandfather is watching, joking, grandfather is joking, do you have a humorous number in stock that would parody such a situation so that grandfather could look at himself from the outside, dear, kira unfortunately no , but this is while i forward your letter to the wonderful humorist sergey drobotenko and i think soon a new number on this topic will appear in his repertoire. keshu calm down observation must be accurate to be funny watch and learn. i want to invite you to my virtual museum of humor. all exhibits of this museum were. uh, collected personally by me, by the audience from my solo concerts, uh, by the subscribers of my social networks. and behold, looking at this wealth. do you think that funny it is always
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there, you just need to see and consider, we will start our tour in the hall, which is called price tags. listen, i was in belarus to me after the concert. they gave such a present and there, probably, the price tag was accidentally left; this price tag made an indelible impression on my fate, the following men's goat gloves were written. and then i thought, or is it the name of the brand or is it the material? or is it me personally? how about that price tag? women's bra i have lived for half a century. i didn't see a man's face. or such a price tag? men's underpants yes nothing
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unusual , only lower chest girth, 92 but the price tag is ingenious jewish. of course, a special imagination is needed to come up with a price tag for toilet paper. i once experienced toilet paper success. then there was snow white lilac, but the latest cultural shock is toilet paper, ahead of desire. this is not all with the flavor of europe. in sochi, too, he made his contribution here in the supermarket for sale, a salad, the price tag of a
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greek salad, apparently, has been lying for a long time. the price tag has been slightly modified, now the ancient greek salad next hall ladies and gentlemen, signs on the fences, well, who among us has not been to the private sector and not saw these hymns of kindness, for example, the attention bell does not work. tease the dog. or carefully, there is an angry dog ​​in the yard, and the cat is generally a moron. well, my favorite in the russian-german dialect is written akhtung , otherwise the alabai will bite off the balalay. you know the next hall lord's stores, we are very fond of giving women's
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names in the names of grocery stores. you drive beautifully along the valentina olga highway, but one store simply shocked me with its name vika around the clock. i just want to look at this worker. a wine and vodka distillery was opened in tula, nu more precisely, the name cannot be invented for the wine and vodka eternal call. crimea pleased not far behind tula, there is also a wine and vodka amazing name. check out this play on words pink in chlamingos. the next announcement hall, i always marveled at how sometimes one line. you can show the whole fate of a person. i'll rent a room to two young girls , i won't rent a room, the age is not the same. or a happy
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second-hand wedding dress is for sale. i got married in it five times and every time it was successful. next hall advertising is our special pride we have released somewhere beer avatar that's not all, there's also an advertising slogan on the avatar label. learn to control the blue body. in addition, i really liked the depilation salon in yoshkar-ola, firstly, the very name of the bald hedgehog. secondly, advertising in front of the entrance armpit depilation 300 rubles. up to the knees, 600 in astrakhan is also a beauty salon, there is an advertisement in verses urgently get a pedicure. you scratch the curb. in general, you
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noticed advertising in verses, more and more vologda clothing market appears in the knitwear department billboard. be beautiful and gentle with a sock fresh. my friends, of course, you can talk about this endlessly, laugh at it endlessly. but this is our land, our language, our tradition, and forgive me for unintentional patriotism. i would like to end our excursion with these quatrains. i will never find. i answer. i don't sleep well at night. why and why i love all this more than my life. he promised to come every program and he kept his promise. meet for someone a crane in the sky, and for us a golden tit in the
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hands of a super-regular guest of the morning mail nikolai basque good morning no tits. meet a high-flying bird, but still bright plumage from the world's leading fashion designers and a stylish tuft from outstanding hairdressers. yes, you forgot, the main thing is letters from your favorite viewers. thank you for reminding me with pleasure i will read a letter from oleg haitovsky from moscow hello nikolai my son recently received a deuce at school oops what a nuisance do not worry oleg until the end of the school year. and there's still time to fix it. that's interesting. and you yourself, how did you study at school ? of course, excellent. i was even called to the board several times per lesson, could not give the correct answer the first time. you're joking around just to enjoy my charming voice. okay don't
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get distracted. let's find out why the deuce. to the question of who yuri gagarin is, my loser answered the grandfather of polina gagarina o o let polina gagarina perform in your program so that he remembers once and for all that yuri gagarin is not her grandfather, but we are proud of the world's first cosmonaut. well, can i say, dear loser colleague? look, remember, polina gagarina starts on our air and i, too i'm starting, but i don't know. i can't do it alone now . i need you to connect our
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orbits. we see the world you are very my god. i really need you. we need a heart
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of glorious fragile glass, please kill it so that it happens to us .
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hallelujah you are very friendly you are very needed i need i need.
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so what will we do? sorry, you won't be my daughter-in-law, i'll be your son's wife
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of any size. call and order an incredibly comfortable and practical suit maria from the exclusive collections for only 1499 rubles. choose the right color and size be beautiful and confident in any situation. look for the beast extinguished and silence in the house. dad left us. i was about six years old and i received letters. i thought it was my dad writing to me, and then it turned out that it was writing to me. the postman is not
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for sale. you are married, the family is free, that if you are a musician, if you are artists, you are always free. with only you i breathe songs with all my heart andrey malakhov's new evening show today at 18:00 on the channel, russia shares problems in his personal life with us. igor saltykov from st. petersburg, dear morning post, i am a staunch vegetarian, i met a beautiful girl a month ago, but she turned out to be a 100% meat eater, now i am all worried, what to do next, what to do? we began to live together, but in order not to quarrel at home, we eat in restaurants. she is in one. i, of course, in others, pass on for her from me, at least the song of her
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favorite singer yegor creed dear. igor, believe everyone that your girl is a meat-eater, you can live, the same yegor creed has a girl, in general, a heart-eater and nothing quite happy. how many suitors have already been killed? it is a pain. let's try you're beautiful, small, but you know what to compliment. you've had your cards and
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opening for a long time. i understand all this, but i look at you a lot on my watch. need to know the time. her eyes are too cunning ice. i'm with you, i don't care, my dear, everything is decided to gain. and i know you are my session. how many suitors could not already have been killed, baby. we understand that i can’t
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do everything without jokes, really, i’m sorry because of you. i'm so tired. your music has not slept for about a day, that he got you back, but at times feelings for action. i'm ready to scream. give me a hand, that in response everything is just a hand and let it pour. i'm with you. i don't care, honey, everything is decided in advance. i know friends that very moment when everyone who is in this hall, right now, raises two hands in the air and even allow yourself to be caught together. how many
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lives the room. this is my heart house. how much money baby? friends here all your favorite hits have blossomed in our musical garden, come back in a week we will delight you with a new bouquet. after all, it’s not without reason that one song is sung, and the programs of our all are warm from the hits of our loved ones the whole country will wake up. share your desire in a letter. kolya vaskov. and he will certainly take care of it with you, if
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there is a main executor of musical desires, nikolai baskov, be sure to write, i will have something to read. what do you have to listen to? i love you and have a nice day. i am free, as if in an open field. with the same shoulder, i realized early on that something at school in the megapolis where we grew up without feelings, with whom we were close, where i went alone with these thoughts. i searched in this crowd. long forgotten sincerity, igniting oneself sincerely, everything is not just here, often everything is wrong and reaching out to the stars from the mechanism, wandering in the labyrinth. you are extremely end just go forward without slowing down the rhythm. get up without losing face. we will live so that the heart will not live like that, and friend
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rybak we will live so that the heart will breathe in the heart, we will live together to make hands, my enemy will live, we will live, we will live. we will live god, i dabbled again coup around the head hey concrete box, shackled mind, let me go home to leave a mark, so that being rich does not become poor, so that the present does not become accidental for us surrogates i will live i will sing. i know everything is not immediately across turner
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street, but in the veins clean and luck on the press. let the chosen scar seem high to us. just breathe calmly, without losing faith and diploma losing hope, we will live. so that the heart becomes, that we will become in the heart, we will live, so that without you both friend and brother, we will live, so that the heart knows, so that the heart so we will live, that together faith and friend and enemy we will live.
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we will live.
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50.000 is our prize pool. it can be played, we will do it to get money. if someone is lucky, cheers let's get acquainted with our guests today. the first team that is called. well, there's just no one to applaud. it's just that there are no people in the studio, the team knows the journalists. here they are yes, i went to go here, and your opponent's team, which is called promo, is like an art. uh, and after that, go out, let's start getting to know the team of journalists. hello margarita, meet the team. i ask you to. this alena is a car journalist with us, she loves all the
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equipment, airplanes, helicopters, cars, motorcycles , everything that moves, she knows everything that is happening. healthy including, but not in the form of a pilot, while it is in the future. let's applaud alena elizaveta as elizabeth, this is our photojournalist. she goes to a concert. she goes to sports matches. she knows all the stars , she communicates with them, beauty has a cool dog ura elizabeth and now, how is it? what you have to please yourself, but now somehow with mass events, it’s not especially. oh you know reprofiled recently began to write poetry elizabeth is very life-affirming. the truth is true, but what to do? no, well, how are some options such applause and vera

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