elda is closely watched by employees of the ministry of emergency situations careless fishermen may not notice the warming in excitement islanders, taught by bitter experience, are waiting for the season in the spring, for example, here is the wind, sarmat yes, in the fall , too, so in the summer it is calmer, well , the character, he himself has his own multi-million dollar. how many years has it been? that is, it is unpredictable what may happen tomorrow, although the weather shows one thing, but he still does in his own way the seasonal ice divergence for the inhabitants of olkhon island events. main products and tourists will pour in en masse with the opening ferry crossing. but while this is impossible to do ice. it is melting unevenly, ferries cannot, due to their technical capabilities, break through this ice even now. we're just waiting for the ice to melt. and if the wave regime of the ice continues like winds, the possible will carry baikal straight and the crossing will open near the baikal ice. according to ancient legends. there is a special character and a calendar

of ice melting, as the locals say, it can open its natural borders sometime in april , sometime in may. or maybe at the beginning of summer, and then you have to cut your way as a ferryman, like an arctic ice drift. the tourist glimpse of the legendary lake olkhon island attracts travelers from all over the country with melted ice , the perspectives of the regions as a whole are ripening. there are plans to build a new berth in the school khuzhir and several kindergartens, as well as modular hotels for tourists and ships of the shipping company as transport. in the meantime, these steel inhabitants of baikal are standing on the pier and waiting for the ice to completely melt and alexey killero eduarch and viktor strotsky will go to free swimming, irkutsk region. the kaliningrad region is increasing

production volumes under the sanctions. they mastered the technology of making cheese. in one of the farms, exquisite varieties are created right before the eyes of visitors. moreover, on the territory of the medieval castle, equipment and products, exclusively russian, are actively developing in the region and the fishery complex. marina naumova saw everything cheese storage racks are filled to the ceiling here cheeses with an aging period of 2 months to 2 years mature, some are left in a natural rind, others are stored in a special latex coating that protects the product from foreign bacteria. these are under large sixteen -kilogram heads and various half-hard family cheese factories appeared in the village of nekrasov after the introduction of the first anti-russian sanctions in 2014 , when elite european cheese began to disappear from store shelves. alexander and vitaly chuev came up with the idea themselves. master the technology its production, regular european bans.

cheese makers took it as a new challenge and have already purchased additional pasteurizers. cooler milk boilers made in russia now produce 15 types of hard and semi-hard cheeses daily process up to 3 tons of milk with water construction of new domestic equipment production volumes will increase seven times in russia , domestic producers. here they are too developed by trying domestic producers tried to cook raw on them, that is, that's it, it turns out that the production is located in a historical building on the territory of a former medieval castle. after the restoration, they began to cook and sell craft cheeses of their author's products here. chueva plans to deliver not only to kaliningrad but also other russian cities, gastronomic tours to them are in demand among tourists.

they plan to supply marketable fish and the entire regional market in ten lakes is bred trout. bream. carp, carp, the titidae family has created the entire fish farming infrastructure, including the chemical laboratory for analyzing the state of water, so as not to depend on the purchase of commercial fish roe larvae, a large incubation shop was built on the farm. well, we want to grow secrets. the exact livestock from there to take planting material for further stocking of our own reservoirs while in pools equipped with biofilters and water temperature sensors, its cleanings grow pike, but whitefish will appear here soon. this rare fish of the salmon family, listed in the red book, will be grown according to a special program to restore the population in the reservoirs of the region marina naumova evgenia bekich alexander naumov led dolgachev to the news, kaliningrad region. all news. always available on the media platform, we watch it in the app or on the website, we watch the version. we follow

the development of events in russia abroad. stay with us. hello dear viewers hello dear viewers, we are here again in izmailovsky park ura today , our best comedians and singers will perform in front of you, and i will try to tell you something that you

don’t know about these artists, but first. let's talk about men and women. you know, it's naive, it's a matter of arguing, who is better than a man or a woman, i'll tell you straight, of course, men will explain worse, why, in the first place, women are smarter than men. it's not me, it's chekhov said. that's right , he said, where do you find a woman who will marry just because a man has beautiful legs. or maybe they marry women’s legs nearby, then they don’t know how to carry their legs away. not only that, women are always interested in talking, they asked my woman how you are doing and that's it. then you can rest, there will be nowhere to insert the word. can a woman speak on any topic? how much? the husband asks his wife

, tell me, and with whom did you talk on the phone for an hour? yes, what woman car number, wrong? why is this happening? because a woman has a larger vocabulary, her husband says, listen, i read in the newspaper that a man uses 2,000 words in her speech, and a woman 's 4,000 wife says, well, that's right. you have to repeat everything twice. he says something. well , besides, a woman always knows everything, even if she doesn't know anything. just ask any man. why did the car stop? he will immediately begin to tell you about the gearbox, the book will get everyone around, he will get the women. ask why the car stopped? she will immediately say, because she stopped going and that’s it, there’s nothing to add. a woman is more romantic than men. look how those and

others talk about their chosen ones. the man says he met a chick yesterday. stern, maracas with his woman says yesterday with a guy met blue eyes and the director of the bank. you feel the difference, right? men invented the proverb there are no ugly women there is little vodka. on this occasion, there is even one ancient anecdote, how two guys were waiting for girls. one tells a friend. listen , they will come, two girls, one is more beautiful - this is for me, and the second is so much worse, but this is for you. but then you drink more vodka, well, these two girls came a friend looked at his and said, i won’t drink so much. and women came up with a different form. there are no

handsome men there is little money, in addition, a woman must tell you, of course, more selflessly than a man. tell a woman, let's get married and she will constantly take off her shirt ready. guys in this sense where more restrained one of my friends said to her boyfriend. let's get married , you know what he told her? he i said, yes, who the hell needs us here. she thought for 3 days what he meant. and only realized when he was through 3 days he said, listen to you get married, it's time, and you're still messing with me. women, of course, rather than a man here's a man can just take and change out of the blue. and even admit it. if he was driven into a corner, he will say yes, well, he changed it. and where was to go after 400 g without a snack? that is, if there was an appetizer, he would, of course,

still hold out for a couple of hours until his own fit, two times appetizers. no, what is there to say something right to a woman will never say. yes, i cheated on you. she will always say. well what did you achieve his. the question is acute. about losing weight for all women, who did you tell them that you definitely need to be thin, two women talk, then they say, listen, i once had a fight with my husband . so i'm already experiencing 3 kg. i lost weight, my friend says, well, i can’t make peace. i've got a couple more miles to go. the wife stood on the scales and said. something i haven't cut in a long time. men always hayat women's logic and in vain women's logic is a good topic, that there is no women's logic in it. same as men's, only

vice versa. here's one woman talking. i can't stand men. i see a man and i can't stand it. and the male logic, is that two men meet? one has a bruise? he says that this is what they say to your wife on you called does this happen. well, yes, and bench press with her settled yesterday. she tells me that we haven't had sex for a long time. i 'm not talking about us, but you are a woman much more specifically than men. here is an example conversation. from the internet from a dating site, and how tall are you, he asks, 145 centimeters, she answers oh, you are so small a princess. and how much do you weigh even less than 120 we are really 120 less than 145, right? well , i must say that a woman, of course, is much more compassionate than men, two women

talk. one speaks. listen, they say you got married. well, you don't regret it. well, i'm not a man, or something, of course, sorry guys. but they are also cruel. two women once said, listen, you say, she returned to her husband. well, yes, why yes, i can’t see his happy face. most importantly, women are much more resourceful than men. here is one woman who wanted to fry cutlets for herself. and her food processor and meat grinder suddenly broke down. well, man, of course, there would be no woman who would refuse this idea. our woman froze the meat and grated it. after i told you this, it’s already clear who is better than a man and a woman , and in parting i want to give you literally a couple of tips for men, dear men get into a quarrel with your wife,

keep in mind that after 15 minutes you will get tired of arguing with her. and she does not have dear men, before calling a woman a bunny. think you have enough cabbage and will carrots let you down? the soldier took the moscow military district, and gitis entered. well, he studied well there, he proved himself a good voice like that. in a few octaves, well, he finished this gitis entered the theater. the operetta worked. there i found a wife there for life, then he went to work as a singer in the

gems ensemble. and as a result, he became the most popular paradist at that time. you know, he is, of course, quite a man, a unique sense of humor, an amazing parodist such that the whole country he simply adores him, because he has an amazing charm. well, aside from the parody, he's been doing, uh, amazing monologues for a long time. i wrote about 10 numbers for him, and he performed all of them brilliantly, for which he is very grateful to the artist, who is very funny on stage, and at the table he just doesn’t have herbs, not in food or in humor people’s artist of russia vladimir vinokur what are you so far did my wife understand? you go to your mother and let your mother.

let her tell you how to continue to behave completely. zina came from the store, hello, how are you, are you it’s just the same volodya. look at you for two years, if you don’t call, you won’t recognize it. why two years? i couldn't, i'm sorry. i am who i am. i look like a married man. think about what you said, i

was on a business trip abroad. how could you call. i had a secret phone the interlocutor pays. why am i going to split you into such grandmas. what are you, where i was, i was in antarctica and there are only penguins and there, the main thing is not to make out where the male is, where the female is. now look, the table is set. arrived, i think 2 years, whom zina has not seen set the table for penguin directly in fresh sauce to make ice. i also

didn’t get bored very much, i didn’t try to call you, just quite something. yes, the penguin will not even bite on you. well, the deeds of a tyrant. went that i had no one to call. hello, i haven't been able to get through to you for a year and a half. why was the phone repaired? i fixed the first one right for you, the second one won't. the only place where it went. married

you already tell. what's 2 m? boxer yes, i also boxed as a child. well, we'll tell you what to tell now. you understand me, it is not necessary for him to know that you will come to me, you will go on the sly let's lie down, that is, we'll sit lying down. he hears everything. tell him in africa a man found 4 meters tall. i'm joking, joking, fool heard. i'm kidding. well, let him hear. now i can’t joke, or something on the phone, but my phone was determined. no, thank god, i say that you hello romeo tell

your not roma yes, you are also not juliet where. i don't need to. my apartment is small. i myself can hardly lie down, i fit in that 2 m, are you not a dude? he will give me a scent, but i have no scent. time i call you, what i have. no, not under the old address, and i in general, i’m calling from voronezh now, this is uzbekistan. no need. i do not want to see him and do not give him a pipe petty tyrant. so far, however, i get, one is better than the other. some kind of horror i have that i have no one to call? olga i love you. ha ha ha who is it?

hello, what are you, what a nicholas. i went there already. 36 you, well, young hrych lives. here, something you don’t want to talk to me picked up the phone, but it turns out. what am i calling? because who was this young man? what about a separate one? and you're at work? well, that's good. i am like

once the table is set. i think we'll pick you up from work. remember we can't forget then, why $1,000 dude? i borrowed from you i do not hear. nothing hi everyone. tell me, there is one little man who is petty tyrants, just anastasia

. remember that vladimir, i met at the international center, i met six months ago. then i was given a phone number, i was wearing a tuxedo with a bow tie. yes, not with a woman, with butterflies, i'm waiting. i think where is my nastya everything. what am i to you 500? what do i owe, but for the evening for an hour why did you start working? why don't you say? and she said listen to me listen for 500 dollars. i myself will come to you anywhere for 500 dollars.

you end up talking to me like that. i don't want to talk to fallen women for $100 please. sold for money, in general, just now galchonok tick, i wanted to put a tick did not recognize. 3 months ago in the subway remember

i came up. yes, not oblique, no, i'm straight not short , i'm not a midget, all my teeth. yes, i don't have dentures. on the foot. yes, i have both legs, my hands and my eyes, not with me. no in my own mirror people, i remember you at the bus stop. down the drain hello this is your husband's voice. okay, i've been thinking. i'll forgive you, damn it,

which means i didn't ask for forgiveness, but i forgive. and i'm generous. the table was set waiting and who was not covered. i 'm a table in the world for you, no. yes, you can call a taxi, take a taxi, pay, i'll give you a paycheck. kisses, my love, i'm waiting. kiss, you know where the great artist of russia vladimir vinokur, when my legs get tired, aescusan drops help me from five

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aidar gainullin, a wonderful banist, told how they drove together from a concert to the traffic police, of course. there was a banquet after the concert, and after the concert rostropovich took him home, and they violated the rules . rostropovich crossed the double continuous line in a car and was stopped by a traffic cop. and he says your rights were about to fine them, but the rastrapovich leaned out of the car window and said, my dear. we just performed at your most important boss, then there was a banquet. of course, we drank and this chief your boss told me go home, but only diagonally. the artist who will be on this stage now also enters the car never violates traffic rules, but i still get stopped at the traffic cops, but only to take her autograph, because this actress is loved by both traffic cops and people from various professions . yes, the whole country loves her. and i love her too.

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