fights, of course, there was a banquet after the concert and after the concert rostropovich drove him home, and they violated the rules rostropovich crossed the double continuous line in a car, a traffic cop stopped them and says your rights were going to fine them, but rostropovich leaned out of the car window and said, my dear . we just performed at your most important boss, then there was a banquet. of course, we drank and this chief of your boss told me go home, but only diagonally. the artist who will now be on this stage also introduces the car never violates traffic rules, but i still get stopped by traffic cops, but only to take her autograph, because this actress is loved by both traffic cops and people from various professions. yes, the whole country loves her. and i love her too. meet this artist, my favorite actress, honored artist of russia elena

stepanenko about three friends, they lived and lived like in a fairy tale three friends and they knew each other, not that you imagine from kindergarten you studied at the same school in the same class, and then graduation ball and they parted, fled and did not see each other for 10 or even 12 years. then they suddenly met unexpectedly in the mall, she said, girls. well, how is it? how could it be? god, we haven't seen each other

for years. well, let's spend the weekend together. come on, come on, come on, where are we going. you won't believe they went to the bathhouse. yes, a steam room, so vera nadya and lyuba are in the steam room. that's what a bath means? well, what are you, there is a bath shower bath at home? he gave a couple a basin of hot water and poured it over the girls. listen, vera , how calmly wash yourself. here you splash like a beaver in water park. here she poured a cold one into a basin, the girls

all over themselves a cold time. oh no, well, that's just not possible. right. well, you're not alone here. immediately, she was completely stunned, we are not sitting here as a person. and you are splashing like an egoist to drive out to hell . hey, you're a speech therapist's dream. insert the tooth first. look, it's a session tractor.

what does she say? she says where her brush is. are you going to wash? but i can't girls i have to wash at home, but i go to the bathhouse for the soul. oh, personally, i like to sit in the steam room meditated. why do you need this burden? husband eat? where are you? what's crazy or what, gone? and here the husband to meditate means to relax, balance the energy and yang ah, your husband is drunk. well then, that's another matter. bira you read buddhism in general. you know who the gu

will be there, of course i will, pour it. lera, i say, i ’ll be there. no, i won’t, i’ll have vodka. oh so girls everything let's relax, look what steam has gone. oh, girls, let's be quiet, quietly, quietly, quietly, and your eyes are meditating quietly somehow. so no luck. hey you crap in a tablet you shut up, right? what am i always when you take a steam bath? i always sing your eyes. listen, let's mouth, washcloth and shut up. i'll be back, calm down. you. well, look how

miserable she is, no faces, no skin, no teeth, no money, no brains. mother got excited about something. well, okay, lyubka has no teeth, but her brains are in place. yeah , on the spot, only 200 grams. i gave her mascara as a gift. you know, such a double one, first you paint it with white, you lengthen it, then with black. here she did the opposite. i look at her, an honest mother, two gray eyes are looking at me. but as it's good that you're here, it's true, it's good, we're sitting here, i like it so much. yeah , especially you sit well on my face towel. and luntik, this is a face towel, such a huge big face, look. already

insolent at all. love me, i beg you. well, get away from her. everything is fine with you, the husband is a family, and the neighbor is a lover. she is a poor lonely woman. well, i told you on her face, only penguins can admire, you look at his legs. and what about my legs, and my mother is honest, and i i didn't know humans evolved from monkeys. lyuba my grandmother knits. she is just for a sweater 800 grams, pooh is not enough to introduce you to her, you will order. we have a bath all hot,

after 10-15 minutes, as soon as he orders, we’ll bring you lunch right there, right in the steam room. grannies. stunned. what's the steam room lunch? you know, the pressure can rise? well, i don't know, i don't know, you're in your commercial bath. here, in order to rip people off money, i don’t know what you want to come up with. and that lunch is already included in the price of the visit then, so three borscht three weeds four chicken, grilled, eight portions, stew with vegetables and six vinaigrette this is for me girls will order lunch? i will order, personally, i want jelly. you look at the thermometer, there is a temperature of +70, you

will lick your jelly. well , and you say that she has brains in place. her brains are in place, only places. this is not right. so woman until you're gone. that 's all i ordered, three borscht, three solyanka , four chicken, grilled, 8 servings of beef stew with vegetables, and six vinaigrettes. tell everything cooked without mayonnaise, because today i'm on a strict diet, you understand? what i wanted to ask you, girls. here you are, lyuba, i beg you. here, shut up to me from your pronunciation is already in my head just glitches. well, i wanted to ask, shut up. shut up.

okay, okay, come on, ask girls, you don't know what photoepilation is? we know, lyuba, we know photoepilation, this is when you show a person your photo, he looks, and his hair falls out of horror. clear. everything is clear to me, so all the girls will go and eat their dietary lunch, where us a door? well, where are you, and here is the door, so where is the handle handle ru man here we are, what a stripper. we didn't call any

strippers. go close the door, i ordered it. blue mood i liked you. here's my business card. in the evening you will call, we are trying, but you and i, i ca n’t nadia, you have seen how it is a lisp of hissing monsters. let's beg. well, stay away from her. well , maybe in her life only one man was a rag dwarf in childhood to build his own destiny.

what is the fate of fate? my husband arranged for me a long time ago i am now in dubai with four children, two boys, two girls, a lover in the country , digging roses, planting roses in the center of the city. i have five commercial stores, three restaurants, and girls in general. this is my bath. you were silent, but i was not silent. i want to tell you, and you shut up the melody, shut up. you shut up now yourself shut up , i'm talking to people, people, what i want to say, not a single person's tooth.

thank you very much, thank you, my friend elena stepanenko dad , you are like this insulator externally, maybe useless, but inside the golden one i look useless. golden dad tomorrow at 21:20 on the russia channel

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how was it? now a completely unique artist will enter the stage. actually, he was a circus performer. i met him at nikolai lukinsky's birthday party. kolya told me for a long time that she has such a friend who is so humorous, so she tells a joke, you just laugh at a birthday party. i see this guy, whom lukinsky praised so much, he spent the whole evening not never uttered a word and never smiled when we parted. i told him, you are a good guy, you have only one flaw and all the time you say a word to no one to say, finally, for the first time in the whole evening, he smiled. i realized that humor is still there. you know, he tells some jokes with a completely serious face. he

does immunology with the same face, and then nikolai lukinsky brought him to the full house, they did some kind of changers there, and a couple of years later i showed it in one of mine. and give a monologue that he performed, but the monologue was so funny that after being shown on television, he was immediately invited to three different humorous programs and i must tell you that today he is one of the most sought-after artists, if not the most sought-after artists in our genre. i believe that he is a worthy successor to the worthy heir of yuri vladimirovich nikulin, also a circus artist who became our best comedian. meet him igor mamenko i don't drink at all. i do n't drink alcohol at all. i can drink

only as a last resort when stressed. here are the leaves from the fallen tree. i'm stressed. sparrows chirped loudly stress mother-in-law fell ill recovered creepy. and my wife does not understand my tender psyche, she somehow says, are you drunk? my friend valerik died . she says valerik died 20 years ago. i say, just now i went in and says that traffic. she says what a chicken loss valerik was a parrot. doesn't understand me at all. how does

he say you need to unwind? she took me to the ballet. i saw this guy on stage pantyhose. it is necessary to read books do not help with stress. i took the first one that came across to stephen king called zombie vampire kills dead werewolves. by evening, stress, i drank everything that was in the house, including green kerosene to the place of the toilet duck. somehow the mother-in-law says, eat and watch tv. will unwind, i began to look there to show such crap. i could not stand it and drank my wife says where did you find stress here. i say larisa they keep us for morons. they

show such nonsense there, for a whole hour some kind of plate is spinning, and that's it. she says fool, you're in front of microwave sit. you have to play board games. helps with stress in order to play cards. i am a father-in-law and a neighbor from below, baba zoya, 75 years old. they played dress up. no matter how hard i tried not to lose the convoy . he laid trump cards. six bonds she drew a trump ten, 11. she still lost and undressed. i had such stress. i

got so drunk. baba zoya is nothing sweet, except for the wife always somehow guesses that i somehow destroyed the drunk. all evidence mouth bleach is gone three bottles of grinder. how did you guess? she says, well, firstly, are you twisting the cat's tail? put on my mom's nightgown. not taking out mom. somehow the flow says, let them do push-ups from the floor, this helps under stress. and i must say the same repairs in the apartment took off all the covers from the sockets. i hit the socket with my toes. i did 2.742 push-ups in 15 seconds. i

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