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theater education. she graduated from a theater institute in st. petersburg, but for a long time she did not dare to go on stage, then life forced her, firstly, she had to earn money. secondly, it was necessary to study what people like to hear from the stage, and now she performs very well, fruitfully and in miniatures and does not perform, which means she reads some kind of monologues. and always very interesting to some traffic cop, then some beach lady, then some kind of family lady. i am amazed that she once simply composed a joke herself. after all, no one knows who writes jokes. here she composes, for example, i really liked the joke. for a long time i thought that this folk turned out to be this actress and this author, which means, such an anecdote, ivan ivanovich, what did they do in the laboratory? living there with two lab assistants did nothing. and why is the rabbit looking at you so respectfully? and here is

the author of this anecdote is actress natalya korosteleva. on vacation . what happened. you can't find your socks. you call me at sea for 5000 km to ask in the closet, where else is the closet? go into the bedroom, you see,

in front of you is an evil, bow-legged man in shorts. it's mirrored. move the man there your socks, put on caresses, they are long to the waist. these are my pantyhose, wear pantyhose, just don't call me, i'm resting. make yourself an omelette crack eggs with milk into a bowl. you've already knocked it all down. and an omelet frying pan is such a piece of iron round with a handle you, than i beat you, when you turn it off, the

omelette comes out all the bottom in holes. so okay, come on, so, make porridge just wash it. and svari why did you put a trash can on gas? i said just wash and weld, they just cooked the slop. so open the fridge in the big white cabinet in the kitchen where you keep the maggots. no, eat maggot. no need to already gobbled up a spit. the meatballs are ready. put and say microwave such a box with a glass door. press the button that she wrote, the washing has begun. vitya how are the children? well kids, well small ones in our apartment live

like people, they are children. find a junior. junior this is the shortest found put on him, diaper bitten tail wag. this is a dog, the youngest walks without a collar, vitya, you bathed the children alone, you don’t wash off all the painted ones. this is my grandfather's tattoo. there, whoever you want, and call me here, only if it starts, the end of the world, i'm resting. where are you?

lessons and don't call me, i'm resting. and why are you roaring , you can’t solve the problem about the hedgehog for the first grade, lord, come on, get together, read the problem, the hedgehog brought two apples. and dolphin three tatya should not care how they met? how many apples are left with the animals if four apples were carried away by a snake without hands that carried away apples?

do you remember when the doctor said that i would have twins, you ran screaming, one from me, the second from whom? the outside world was made to read the task by the farmer vasily in the yard of a tractor, a cow and a horse. draw vasily's household vityusha finished his lessons. let god do everything and

get away from me already, let your mother rest. i wanted to pull out pavlik's milk tooth. confused vomited from his grandfather. and he's already sorted it out. the tooth fairy brought grandfather half a liter. grandfather asks you to win the rest of his teeth, vitya, don’t give in to the childish crete, you burn one on his jaw there, and jumped out all 32 atmosphere the queen learned the dance of matryoshkas from her matinee. tomorrow, i can't show everything on the beach here in full, you know? there's even nowhere to stand, i'm lying on sun lounger. ninotchka is crying. i'll turn on the camera. click

on record. we're merry, that's how fast i spin. click let's do it again, we're funny matryoshkas . i want to be so fast i'm friends. quietly without you is not back. you are

my wife. get up the pillow reels, i'm dancing, i'm

laughing and i'll kill myself. vitya i just remembered, and there on the street your trousers are drying, vitya run. go outside and take off your pants. where are the women gathered? when did my car break down? i tried to fix it myself. you called and said, sit fool with your hands, nothing touch. i'm coming. go home sit, fool, don't touch anything with your hands. i'll be right there.

this artist came to us in the genre from kvn, therefore , especially for him, i tell a student anecdote, the professor says to the student. let's take a ram and put two buckets in front of him, one with vodka and the other with water. what do you think the ram will drink water the student answers. and why yes, because this young man moved to a professional job, he worked at a radio station. then he came to moscow without any acquaintances, lived in a hostel, began to write to different

good texts for the artists, but in time i realized that it was better to write to someone, and to myself i began to write to myself and began to perform to this day. this is one of our most famous artists in humor. meet him sergei drobotenko i have one good friend of a lady who has a rather magnificent body, but what is her charm, unlike other obese women, she does not have a complex about her figure. opposite proud of herself to advertise her lifestyle we call puffin if only she would come out instead of me and

turned to the ladies in the hall. i think she would say something like this. my girls tell me honestly, girls. this is how i put my paw on my heart. why do you all want to lose weight? why does my husband get me from time to time. yes, i 'll give you mummies away. i say why are you far away? he tells me, when i try to hug you, my hands don’t leave behind me, you can’t hug the immensity. when we were just getting to know him, i came to his house for the first time, i didn’t have time to enter the apartment. he's on my doorstep, god, what forms i say, calmly, i’m not all in yet and i’m

only acting in the titanic in the role of an iceberg, crying at home. in the heat, i can’t even turn on the fan, because there will be a new series of gone with the wind. no, girls, well, i must tell me this is with you, the car lives twice as much gasoline. but the stopping distance is twice as short. girls motherland needs donuts from us is one good. if i were in the paratroopers i would skydive while the rest were in the air. i would have already dug an anti-tank ditch. we are one use. i'm here in pool. climbed up to a ten-meter tower. make a tsunami. i didn't see the girls honestly, i didn't

see. the kid downstairs was just learning to swim. something didn't work for him for a long time. he saw me from below. soaring on the wings of love girls are now a master of sports that we can were in the south, they say eat more pineapples they burn fat. my dear, yes, so many pineapples have not grown here. ashamed to remember some mowgli pestered me saying good morning lady, i immediately told him. on the elephants i looked at the girls. there is an elephant. i don't know

midget elephants, sometimes not. you can ride an elephant ask slomiya to the jungle somehow doper back i him you my beloved you refute the whole theory of darwin with your existence that man descended from a monkey? what the hell branch can withstand such a monkey? listen to lie on the beach. i'm standing next to a chic sombrero. i love beautifully

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multilateral developed person. well, for example, he could be quite calmly art so well. he knows russian painting, he could be a professional second-hand book dealer is so good. he knows the old book, but nevertheless, he has remained true to his profession. and i must tell you that the profession always goes to meet him. she is faithful to him because he is a fan of our genre. in addition, he also makes and hosts television shows, in which he himself also acts as a participant in these television shows. in general, i told you a lot about him, and you have long understood who we are talking about so meet his people's artist of russia yevgeny petrosyan

i will tell you how i am with my wife musya, it's me into monologues. drove last summer in his car to the sea left on sunday morning, the weather whispers little cars easily flew almost 1,000 km to rostov. flew stopped in stores to buy. there are juice products, maybe the saleswoman turned out to be humorous, some man asked her, how long does she work for him until 55? i smiled at her, she smiled at me,

please, juice, dear, young lady, so what do you think, my musya already soared, as if into the air with indignation, why did i say, dear young lady. they just give me juice if you're with me uh the stranger said to the girl, dear, young lady, that means you won’t miss a single skirt on the sea. i imagine how you cheated on me before the wedding. and what about before the wedding before the wedding? this is not treason. this is casting. here you have some nonsense on your mind. do you think i forgot how you casually met me on the bus, the driver braked sharply. i slammed you into your lap. you asked 18 is.

there are then sitting. all the time this is a theme with you all the time do you remember when i said that i like serov's painting girl with peaches, that you answered that you like more the painting by rubens he has peaches beatings keep turning the car back home. i'm with such a womanizer not wanting to deal with everything musya what are you doing? 1,000 km, passed. what are you? what kind of home i don't want to deal with you home, or i'll go out and walk. well , what should muse do? even in anger, like sakura, i would say beautiful, but a tree.