all the time this is a theme you have all the time. do you remember when i said that i liked serov's painting girl with peaches, that you answered that you like rubens's painting more, he has peaches massacre. all turn the car back home. i'm with such a womanizer not wanting to deal with everything, what are you doing 1,000 km, drove. what kind of home i don't want to deal with you home, or i'll go out and walk. well, what should muse do? even in anger, like sakura, i would say beautiful, but a tree. she even has it written on her forehead. i'm a fool, but i'm not on time

presented before the wedding she had bangs. passed the law exam. no, they asked how the engine works, she answered him. well, we drove almost 400 km to voronezh, we just drove through nothing . arms, legs do not work. we fell asleep right in the car at 10:00 overslept, in the morning we woke up we can’t understand anything, what where when musya happily asks, where is the sea? what i sea to moscow is already 400 km. what is your

sea? you see, in what century i decided to rest. he has already seen me for the third day in moscow. well, you yourself that yourself that with me i am a woman, impressionable. and you are a man, after all. you should have insisted. how does it turn back to the sea or will i get out and walk? turned around let's go an hour later, after such a ride, the navigator asked, so well, where are we

? well, i'm going around carefully so that nothing happens. musya ask scientific questions. why did the cow stick out her tongue to the left? i explain, because she went to overtake. do cows like milk? i say they love, but they do not reach, and what is the difference bangs from a cow? well, like a cow has a bell hanging around her neck, and a heifer has a mobile phone. just kidding . little by little, to the best of our ability, we passed the market with flowers. be it not laden this market. horror, just another scandal. why didn't i stop and

buy her flowers. if i loved her, i would buy her flowers. and so i don't like her. you never saw me as a woman. i somehow decided to seduce you. wearing sexy black lingerie. are you scared screaming that someone died? you only think about your car my mommy asked you about me. as there yours, sunshine, you answered the oil must be topped up. i just don't have words. and when the husband says that i have no words, she can no longer be shut up. all of them have husbands, like the husbands of manuzoika, the husband is a diplomat, because he went to school with a diplomat. and you apparently went to school with a satchel.

you said. well, i don't want to do business with you. back home for a divorce or i'll go out and go on foot she sent me, honey, i went with the girls to a bachelorette party. i will call do not pick up the phone, do not run up with humor, i was caught laughing out loud when i

asked him a question. what is the meaning of raskolnikov's life? answered to cut down more attendants. sailed and quit all the time wants to seem smarter than she really is, she did a tomography of the brain. nothing was found. i say i knew it without them. when we are driving it's generally crazy. oh how to go 8 continuous. i leave

this zebra. oh, i need so much money for cosmetics for a pedicure for a manicure for an appeal for this for that for that, i say, but i was lucky, i was born beautiful right away. so what? that's interesting before the wedding there was a bird swallow after the wedding a bird brain-beaky? a woman must do in her life, uh, three things to catch ring and zadolbat. well, in general, with these thoughts, i drove straight to tula, 180 km

left to the house. well, i can’t stand anything anymore, i cut it out for a day. fully morning through the slumber and who was open breeze so pleasant birds sing the air is good. good morning, i open my eyes. musi looks at me. i'm at her. two rams met early in the morning. be quiet. i try not to interrupt her. and suddenly she kissed me and said,

i want to go to the sea. with me when humanly from me ropes after all can. well, of course, the sea. where else in this weather? i called 911 just in case . i told them how we were going, they listened to me attentively and offered to hang myself. i

thanked them. turned around and went really need the sea. moreover , we drove 180 kilometers from moscow. went in complete prostration. well , musya, as if in nothing, solved a crossword puzzle in a magazine, but i helped her, because god forbid she would blow up again. how many parts of the world are there? i said two this one and that one then i subtracted that a person cannot take out the nose with the tongue. and suddenly shut up. can you hear it in an hour or so? look, let's go. again

we reached rostov. i basically stopped this entire store. the saleswoman found out about you already back. we spent the night in some kind of zero star hotel and distinguished ourselves there. he asked and how much is a room in this pigsty? did the administrator politely answer you for one piglet or two? well, let's move on, and while we

were turning around twice more, we arrived at the sea on the seventh day. we spent the day by the sea swimming, and then i remembered that i had to go to work in 10 days. and we right back, i understand, it’s a day and a half drive to moscow, but i’m a smoothie and really somewhere near voronezh. musya decided to swim once more, but he managed to get to work, everything is in order. smiled at me. kissed her with her unique smile and asked. i'm getting on your nerves. i'm confused. didn't know what

to answer. come on, you say. you are just a real woman. are you a real man? because you don't get angry. today i go to church and confess. i'll tell my father how we drove. i say, just in case, they seized dollars, suddenly they will take the priest. you you will laugh, but my smoothie is still alive, who said that it is difficult with women, that he came up there with difficulty, hugged him, kissed him, said that he was smart and

beautiful. but if this does not fit into your head, you can ask, i did not understand. you've lost weight, haven't you? recently, i crawled home e drunk, to be honest, i look, musya meets me with a broom in his hands. i got on my knees and shouted musya don't fly away. all wives are like wives normal but they live boring but you won't get bored with my musya. people's artist of russia yevgeny petrosyan thank you

very much, thank you. and now i invite you to scene of our favorite singer, which we often have in our humorous programs. she is the daughter of a famous singer. it can be said that such a creative dynasty, the singer was exported to us in soviet times. he traveled all over the world. as our russian souvenir, he sang folk songs, he was wearing a chic suit. behind him stood a whole orchestra of folk instruments, also in stunning costumes. in general, it was such an export version of our artist and my daughter followed in his footsteps. she got an award in a competition, uh russian channel competition was called people's

artist. after that, his hall the whole country. and we were happy to invite her before the competition and now after the competition we are already famous. she never refuses us about a beautiful, young, energetic and very pretty. personally, marina on the 9th. harmonicas and spoons glorified

the frame, now almost forgotten with guitars, upholstered, but still not like, alive. katrina betrayed the gorids. you give give us and burn burns. tell us they told us and there were complaints in the newspapers. we are alike, fun love, too, was given to forget can not be and become over. work, saturday came again and you and i were clearly given by my cordial antiquity, but

the eternal factory collective farm funny and serious eh rinari. dariga you burn with pride. you are a dari-da-ridom. you darigaday, burn, give us give give us give david give us.

my love, you know, serious now almost forgotten with guitars, stuffed, but still not submissive, still alive footage for mountain davidia

hello on the russia tv channel news in the denis lunchukov studio and most importantly by this russian hour onyx on western weapons in the odessa region , it was destroyed, the hangar, where supplies of weapons from the united states and european countries were brought, was completely fired at a kindergarten and a school near kherson 12 times ukrainian security forces fired at the dpr, there are, three local residents were injured after the bombing of the lpr , armored personnel carriers of the sixties, how the united states,

pumping up ukraine with military equipment, gets rid of its trash. at the same time, joe biden's ratings are rapidly falling against the supply of weapons to ukraine, more and more residents of germany are outraged the crowd almost disrupted the speech of the head of the german foreign ministry i will participate in immortal baku with a portrait of my great-grandfather millions of russians are preparing to participate in the action immortal regiment schoolchildren cadets and the heroic deeds of grandfathers and great-grandfathers motor rallies for a world without nazism rallies , processions and mass celebrations. how the russians celebrate the day of spring and labor, and the season of tick activity has begun in the russian regions in novosibirsk, they completed testing of a new version of the legendary maize, an-2 football stays in st. petersburg, free

author's excursions to visit museums, the most beautiful city in the world, st. petersburg today opens the tourist season. a missile attack was carried out on an airfield near odessa, where the russian armed forces destroyed a warehouse with weapons and ammunition received from the united states and europe, this was reported today by the ministry of defense. they also warned that the armed forces were preparing a large-scale provocation in the kharkiv region with the mass destruction of civilians, the neo-nazis fired again, kherson, whose inhabitants are kievsky mode. it seems that the day before, a kindergarten and a school were attacked in the suburbs and the militants fired at shirokaya balka, which is also located in the kherson region. they purposefully hit the cemetery there are dead and

injured all the details at alexander high-precision rocket onyx calculated the bastion coastal missile system from the black sea coast strike at military infrastructure facilities with all high-precision air-based missiles of the russian aerospace forces seven military facilities of ukraine were defeated among them four areas of concentration of manpower for military equipment, as well as three depots for rocket artillery weapons and ammunition for high-precision air-launched missiles. the russian aerospace forces were defeated by seven military facilities of ukraine, among them four areas of concentration of manpower of military equipment, as well as three depots of rocket artillery weapons and ammunition of the operational-tactical army aviation of the russian aerospace forces two warehouses, ammunition and fuel, and also 15 strongholds and areas of concentration of

manpower equipment. as a result of the strikes , up to 140 personnel and 19 armored vehicles of the armed forces of ukrainian nationalists were destroyed. the russian alligator destroyed the command post and several armored vehicles of the armed forces of ukraine. the pilots of army aviation carried out missile launches from a distance of more than 5 km and continue to carry out the tasks of escorting columns, destroying armored vehicles , delivering airborne troops of military cargo, air support units in the kherson region, ukrainian nationalists hit with heavy artillery, peaceful villages, kiselevka and shirokaya balka aimed fire at the school , kindergarten and cemetery, where at that moment a funeral ceremony was taking place as a result of shelling, there were several dead, several people were injured, the shells of the ukrainian military hit not only the school and kindergarten, but also in private homes due to constant shelling from the armed forces, residents

of kiselevka and a wide beam were left without electricity. the investigative committee of russia opened criminal cases against commanders. in the sun involved in the killings and injuries of civilians. dpr criminal cases against commanders. 56th separate motorized infantry brigade of the armed forces of ukraine colonel. igor ivanov , his deputy lieutenant colonel dmitry gerasimenko and lieutenant colonel vitaly sushenko, who gave criminal orders for artillery and mortar shelling, as a result of the shelling, two civilians were killed, again armed residents, including one minor were injured according to russian intelligence official kiev continues to prepare provocations with the mass destruction of civilians for further accusations of the russian armed forces near the settlement. tsupovka kharkov region. apu unit installed artillery pieces to deliver a fire strike during the mass evacuation of civilians along

the humanitarian corridor organized by the ukrainian side from kharkov to the west apu and abandoned ammunition. here is the result of only one engineering reconnaissance found and neutralized more than 50 anti-tank minutes. the ukrainian military continue to voluntarily surrender - this is one of the fighters of the border service unit from cossack lopan, my family is dearer to me. i have never had anything to deserve anything against you, i don’t have and i won’t, because i don’t need any of this, nor the war. i don’t want to shoot. here is what another ukrainian soldier who surrendered personally says about his commanders about my command, who saved us. up there, i don't know them. well

, there is too. they are higher, but i also have no normal words for them 90 people. they just put it on meat. the prisoners were fed and provided medical assistance in the near future they will return home. these babies, together with their mother, were evacuated by russian military police from the city. raisins of the kharkiv region in raisins, there are no doctors leaving, they are not providing now at the moment, as if i had to turn to the military to help the war so that they took the child for examination. the child has been sick for a very long time. first april, a desperate mother came for help to the military commandant's office, they resolved the issue literally, probably in an hour. and we left today. my things were already packed, because she was set to leave. i will be taken out. from where evgeny, together with

a one and a half year old daughter and a seven year old son , were put by the russian military in an armored car and brought under guard to the belgorod region, this family was brought to the territory of the russian federation to provide further medical care, the doctors immediately examined the children and sent to the hospital evgeny said that her husband was also being treated in the belgorod region. he was wounded in the thigh as a result of artillery shelling from the side of the armed forces, russian doctors, the men provided all the necessary assistance to serve russia, awards to the russian military , marriages and heroism shown in the fight against ukrainian nationalists, the zhukov medals for military distinctions for military prowess were presented by the chief of staff. first deputy commander of the medical troops of the central military district, colonel general mikhail keplinsky passed even to what they did not relax. thank you, the russian military

continue to fulfill their assigned tasks during the special military operation alexander katsuba lead. in mariupol, 46 civilians were able to get out of their houses near the azovstal plant , the ministry of defense reported this after the silence regime was established and the humanitarian corridor was opened, the first group left, and already at night the second of twenty-one people. all the people brought to the village, nameless to those in need, proven meanwhile, ukrainian security forces continue to shell the dpr over the past 24 hours, six civilians have been injured, including hail and hurricanes ; debaltsev, and the situation by this minute stanislav bernwald. april 30, as a result of the establishment of a regime of silence and the opening of

humanitarian corridors from the nearby territories of the azovstal metallurgical plant of residential buildings two groups of civilians came out, they needed 25 local residents, and with the onset of the dark time of the day, using again these humanitarian corridors, and the second group of twenty- one people came out, who were taken to the nameless settlements, it can really be stated that the civilian population e- e with help. but in fact, these strong, uh, humanitarian corridors are now leaving the metallurgical plant. and this is already, but a big progress, forward. well, it's worth saying that in the donetsk people's republic in donetsk itself is extremely restless. and shelling continues from the petrovsky district, and it turned out to be under attack today, even if they are to blame. and it is very important to say that they beat on