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cherish the legs and watch the kidneys raised at 23:15 news of the week central events the best correspondents, great knowledge, a clear position and everything to be honest with dmitry kiselyov sunday at 20:00. you didn’t break the purchase for this song. you won’t strangle , you won’t kill the same thing every time. you are not a stupid person. you understand, if the products are not sold, the factory becomes, but many of the village live off this factory, and you, by the way,

too. by the way, this factory and my grandmother are my work and my mother too. shil curtains for the hospital panties family still the devil knows what. then it got a little more fun. they began to wind different fabrics. i am even because of this, i didn’t go anywhere, i stayed here, i studied in absentia, because i believed that i was at home here. there might be something worth doing. well, the truth is, there the first few years of the order from moscow and from st. petersburg went. here it is. it was my thesis . are you really interested? yes, i am generally an inquisitive person. it all ended when a certain mr.

lavrentiev bought our factory. it's clear, he often comes here, i've never seen him. but she strained the girls from the accounting department. they gave me his email address. i am wrote him a letter. she wrote the result zero. you say no, tell me what about you? what do you understand in business? i do not understand what to sew and sell. here is such a decent relative. you came and left, and i'm here to live with this shame. just in business there is no such thing as decent indecent. there is the cost of raw materials for production, there is no profit, all production is ruined. you

speak beautifully. why didn't the business take over? but since childhood, i got used to working with my hands. why are you looking at me so strangely? weird? what are you i really like it. this is strange. well, women usually shine when they like them, even if they hate me, i'm not flattered. thanks for the

company. hello hello well, as promised, what he promised. this is thanks to you. egor lich, but for the purchase to go smoothly. i already summed up the balance, i called, you have been putting up with it for years. i have a constant sense of justice. if you knew how tired i was of working with women. how did i get tired of messing around with rags?

i want bone. weapons to do there, too, a woman works, but you can shoot yourself? sorry for distracting distract. i'll probably go to interfere with yegor ilyich , you are in charge of the women's team, and i thought the coach of the russian national hockey team. and the thing is, again, it's none of my business, but your co-workers are having an affair during work hours, god. if only you knew how much i don't like you. you know, i

don't like you either. michael, sit down, please. kostya, sit and listen so that they don’t accuse me later that i’m like in terms of dignity here. i offend. michael , you are an excellent specialist and host, it was not in vain that he recommended you. well, for some reason they decided us all here teach. we understand all this, and our women also understand, but they live and work here and do not run away, and everyone avoids in our wilderness, they can’t sleep and hang themselves. vera helps them with simple womanish happiness. during business hours, yes? in any work, at least some we are experiencing, he is unlucky, girls, well, how did he

jinx it? someone she deserves this happiness more than all our women. because she is beautiful. and only such a dumb man like you can't catch up . well, unless, of course, you are married or there, like, gay, i take my words back, huh? sorry but me gotta go back to sewing cheese. the game, in my opinion, was a great bust. everyone's business for me is at least gay more understandable.

good morning good morning hosting i only used the stove, the frying pan, here's the coffee pot, the rest of the products. i bought in

a store, i bought flowers in the market. i bought the dishes at the department store. i just never understood. female desire for dishes with polka dots or flowered dishes, she must be. snow-white decorate it should, right? ninotchka 1,000 apologies i just wish you would come out for breakfast? not in a bathrobe, you have

after all, it seems that there is a beautiful graduation dress. estimate with a glance, an artist, a beautiful tablecloth with flowers, snow-white dishes, golden. pancakes, you're in a dress. great. are you at home? that's how you cut out in the morning too. no, not always. sometimes i drink coffee, at home and naked. and when in company i try to look fresh. well. at least. mind this. wait a second

, you know what an experiment is? and who ordered the working people to walk around the house in rags to eat cold soup, standing out of the pan. you know i've been working hard for 16 years. and then i noticed that if you love yourself in the morning and respect, then later during the day. everyone loves and respects you.

well, listen, we still have half an hour with you, and we will have time to have breakfast. and what does sit march mean? i won't let anyone play with me. i do not play , i wanted you to be pleased, but i am unpleasant. you know what i don't believe? how much time do you have left to

work in three weeks? so you want to arrange a holiday for yourself in these three weeks. what bad wishes for a holiday? yes, nothing wrong really just the problem is that you want to arrange this holiday only for yourself. and what, yes, a cozy house, a pretty hostess dress her up wash her torturing her to eat from white dishes, generally excellent. and then she will float from such care. and the jump into your bed was a success. and then you roll your life away. and i what are you really, and here i will stay? i'm here alone with white dishes, yes, in black anguish. i didn't expect you to be offended. your holiday failed, at least for me. you have time for a woman , we have a lot of people looking for whom your pancakes will please? and if you want me to give you a ride in the car, come out in 10 minutes. i need to wash my car

car. why should i spare your aesthetic sense? do you know? three weeks of joy is too much. given the brevity of our lives that rodents will run in for rodents vigilance not to fall in love with this specialist. to god forbid not to be happy. do you want to be the loneliest, most miserable person in the world? so it

how did the fabric play? gorgeous? wait. wait, wait, wait. how is your tenant? she's not going to move out until she's going to. they say you like it. who is speaking? no well, who says who this nonsense is spreading around the factory, he is an interesting man. are you lonely at all, married or not? yes girls by the way, yes, you know that lenochka and i like your relative very much , he also proposed to me. who

is alik alik that right away and offered right away. go crazy. well, this is important, otherwise the man will swing for something serious for the time being, but no one has ever even called me to get married in bed, they called me as friends, they even called me a business together , but never for a wife, my god, who is this beauty will come. so uh what? well, i'll go to work. okay, come on, thanks, bye. what is that on your head? she's been sitting in my cabin all morning. all option was picking up the tsetse sword of our friends, i don’t rush about. can i change my hairstyle once in my life, there is something else that i look at, i am going to change my life. look at

her, her eyes are shining. you fell in love, didn't you? yes , you need to fall in love. oh well, how to understand who is dangerous in whom? the tenant is your man, something like an interesting one, we are with him. well, it's nothing anymore not already. when i see him, my legs get weak. only he is the same as everyone else, like everyone else, that everything is lying, huh? there's evidence. no, no, no, it's just that i think he's missing something, that he's married or worse. what could be worse than the fact that he is married, and what could be worse is that he loves some woman, loves very much. i seem to be stuck. he would rather leave. for now

, for now, until i run out of strength to pose as touchy . live here or sell your house and buy a house in the city, but i personally stay here decided a long time ago. there are many of our people in the city tearing for happiness. but no one was particularly happy. well, except for those, of course, who returned with a child, so a child can be organized here as well. it 's not enough here, but it's boring for a person to be all childish. you are right. you know i will agree with you on everything. you know we're going home. i don’t see prospects, you’re cold. so let's go home, i'll feed you dinner, really. thanks where

's my wazaku. she was two or three years old. ninotchka he turned out to be a dishonorable person, ninotchka i noticed that sometimes it happens to you very much sad. i think that for everyone who has not yet found his soul mate, it is sad because the world is how it

was created. before, after all, there were no men, no women, but they were aware of your halves. you have already spent all my brains with these halves of yours. listen, don't waste your time, i'm not your half , not even a quarter, so i'm sorry, no today, of course, i'll leave if you insist, but it seems to me, if you would have patience from her and give me time to show my best side . then i could convince you and prove that i am worthy of your love. and i think you promised me dinner. okay, you'll need it. if you wait a little, you don't have to go with groceries, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. folk wisdom. it

seems to me that we have with you. imagine love and do not worry, calm down.

found gold diamonds precious coins packs of dollars you shouldn't be so ninochka will come now. she went to the store. yes, she wants to cook me dinner, how cute the way to a man's heart is through the stomach. well then everyone would marry cooks. what are you doing here? who is sorry

didn't understand. just asking, where did you come from? you ask something rude. i'm interested to know. what is your specialty? why are you poking me, by the way, you are also not here at home, we are guests here. well , ask me, i'll tell you that i came to the factory on business while i settled in this house. i even have a rental agreement. and who are you, what do you need from nina that you are probably indifferent to books, so ask like that. i'm just a tenant, yes, or maybe you're secretly in love with her, and we're rivals can be like that. rivals no you don't tell me

rival. and now the ring, who are you do not say, i will report to nina that you delved into her things. well, who are you nobody? i didn't understand a professional groom. in our region, according to statistics, there are one and a half times more women than men. and i think that twice, and that everyone wants a husband, but there is not enough husband for everyone. statistically how do you relate to these statistics? i work in a marriage agency, i am a dream come true fiance. for the average woman , somehow you don’t look like a dream come true to me, i agree. the groom must become a husband. are you at all

women? i'm not getting married, i have to call the agency and tell her that she really likes me, and then she has to make the first payment. and then what? well, then it turns out that i like to drink, that i have no money. i'm all in debt wedding upset. i am switching to another client. promise you won't tell nina i won't tell you, i often beat you a couple of times, it was once, the daughter-in-law's father split it, and the second the bride herself did not like smearing it so much.

cells have never been beaten. and you showed me. decent person one two three four five went out for a walk bunny. i can't do this anymore. so what does it mean to get divorced? yes , i don't know. would you like to warm up? no thanks me.

or can you go somewhere to relax? of course you are tired. i need you to be alone. you really don't see anything, do you? you don't feel anything. why feel? i love you and i feel it. but i do not love you. i don’t

know if you want to eat, i can live with my mother. well, if you want, let's get a divorce, the children will understand that. i just wish i could keep seeing him. and you never loved me. why was it so scary then? children? he's as good, i'm comfortable. go to the store, where alik i'm sorry, i have not very good news for you.

alik left and went home. by the way, please tell me that you will not succeed with him. i didn't decide to say it myself. it doesn't matter, somehow it's just a shame and this one left. listen, do you believe the curse of fate, the evil horn doesn't feel like talking about it on an empty stomach. you wanted to cook dinner. i don't mind. and after that, you and i will have dinner in the open air. do you have sheepskin coats?