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pounds drag your grave doctor. i have problems i have to lose weight and no problem. wow, there is. why work a thousand rubles, and you lose weight doctor, i'm going to get married in love, but i think a little that i'm too thin. i need to gain weight urgently. i urgently need to add 20 kilograms of live weight in a month . you see, doctor, i met lisa on the

internet, we exchanged pictures. a month later. she must come for her sake i must become fat eat some kind of diet folk remedies, medicine there are folk remedies, yes, a kilogram of salad in a liter of sour cream was called 2 liters of beer and take all this three times a day. and as you know, before eating or after what i can say, the doctor does not help anything. i decided to go to the womb. oriental medicine, thank god thank god thank god secrets of oriental cuisine i will have to eat.

only dish from this book. you just have to read this book while eating. well, reading while eating is bad. and it's good for you let's what is fat? chicken sausage? well, what are you kidding? i can't resist eating and listening how you can take a dozen plump larvae, take plump lithium dung beetle bright along with finely chopped and earthworms. dog

's hands yes, read the achievement of a pink crust, this is while eating and in a week you will lose 20 kilograms. you hear me. well, your body will have to suffer a little. i'm ready ready doctor. i have long dreamed of bringing such a woman into the house. i, too, all my life could not bring home a woman. at first my parents interfered with me, then my wife. well, we have processed all your data and literally in one day they picked a bride for you, i was already told that you have the best agency in the city. but don't rush to thank so quickly. there are several candidates for you to choose from, and

several more. oh, and that any in our agency is better than a bride in the city, but pyotr semyonovich is my dear happiness, so i'm sorry, the choice is yours. i pass. i don't even know, don't rush, we need to clarify some information so that you can recognize her without any information. tak arnoldovna, aizenpuk, born in 1940 accountant with experience

tomorrow exactly at 15:00. she will be waiting for you at the dandelion café with this magazine in her hand. fortieth year of birth pork boiled pork fried smoked pork will you eat? this is where it will eat exactly in such quantity. you probably meant to say yes. no, there are so many. it can only be eaten.

europe knows not a word of russian here, or everything is only in english and in listom. but what about my russian? here we study every day, so teach all the same, we score it. i personally every day before going to bed. i try to forget a few russian words to communicate with him. delicious, what about discounts? that some kind of holiday is not quite a holiday. in fact, it's not even a holiday.

as it is in russian, just yesterday i forgot the wake. wife no cow yesterday, our poor louise, what is the russian word for such a beautiful?

not bad, not bad, they gained 34 kilograms. you offend the doctor 10, he even ate at night. here it is in vain to sleep at night, finally. here are weeks in 3-4 years, then a very thin woman is thin, i definitely love such little darlings of donuts, such sweet donuts such bars. by the way, my wife told me to buy some bread. until he came, what is my dear

mr. president. first of all, i want to tell you that i love you very much. it is very necessary to emphasize very, very much, but i have a husband. here i am writing about it. i understand that now the times are not at all the same, but i can not be silent, i cannot be silent, i cannot. because the state is in danger. and in danger, why does my husband want to undermine the international prestige of our state so undermine or prestige or the state all emphasized to undermine and prestigious. i say, my husband wants to serve the international prestige of our state and actively interferes with the preparation of the most important event correctly emphasize the event while all of it. yes, damn it, like our whole country, what is it? i ask what it is, another

coincidence, another mink hat, another coat , you are silent. this is the fifth coat. the fifth is still about one month in the summer and the seventh mink hat and boots. why is it all silent enemy of the people be silent hooray while our entire country and i personally hard with hard preparing. to the winter olympic games to the winter olympic winter stress and badly i wasn't late. no,

today we have hypnosis with you. sit down. your pants are cracked again. well, what is only taken from the repair for the third time already. well, here again in the same place along the same line. well, what kind of repair? i have already tried the line really hurts the life of wonderful people. the founder of the famous

folk choir mitrofan and finch pyatnitsky managed to find talents even in the most remote places with a wonderful voice and even hearing where this is from what it took us to stand cordially from moscow on foot. yes, what do you want, my heart, that you have suffered so much? and bass bass bach say half of taiga is coming to you, your famous bass listen to it. yes. this is sometimes in the hut. so they get beat up. listen, there is nowhere for an apple to fall from irkutsk itself

, they say they don’t even hear this there. i was lucky in irkutsk. i want to hear it as soon as possible. i just don’t have enough of these basovs in groaning. maybe you'll have a cup of tea and have a rest from the road. let's hurry up. and i'll have some tea, please, please. oh-oh-oh, well, what are we going to listen to? because allow me, anyway, for a whole month i only dreamed about this, your famous bass, hear it, you didn’t get it from the batchiki. this coin is

lucky in life. fyodor ivanovich chaliapin did not have such a bass before his father. it was a geologist from st. petersburg who left me lucky. eat eat eat all the time go eat and eat. lop excellent thanks. i'm waiting in a week. by the way,

what do you do furniture sell upholstered furniture i don't have enough money for you. horror. horror to you whom what does it mean to you whom are you what are you you moron? don't you recognize your own wife? you fool open your eyes. it's me, your wife. no

, don't confuse me. you are an old fool. i called you. i warned that i would come, well, that's right. my wife really called me from the sanatorium and said that more than all these body wraps, mud massages. she just became a different person, she says, she got prettier and suffered. so i just don't recognize her. and what, are you? well, look, it's me your wife, ah na na na na you recognize, but i still recognized her. here is my joy. and who is it? this is my wife.

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spacious home for yourself and your entire family. it 's still one session and that's it. i am going with an excess of 30 kilograms in three weeks. well done apartment to me became cramped. especially in the hips, but i can stand it all alone. it's hard to look at myself in the mirror, i just don't fit. all cinema feature film conversation with a vampire

we have been friends since school. he didn’t ask what, but the main thing vasya didn’t you notice the main thing in me , what you didn’t notice. i'm vasya the vampire kolya don't drink anymore. what did you take? stay. that i am not reflected in the mirror. how is it not reflected?

look, look, it's not me, remember, i'm young and handsome. for sure i'll be the same mug said. and this one, which is next to this hari is it me elevator? you know kolya we are probably both young vampires. beautiful vampires so we don't

reflect. it's not us, it's life so we're wrapping up and we're going to turn to red, of course we're vampires. listen, you can't be recognized. so she didn’t know , she arrived ahead of time, in short, he had a monitor in his computer, he pulled it out, you know, like this, the picture vertically, so it turned out that i was there in the picture, as if too thin, and then

she arrived. all sessions will no longer be just five sessions and i will become thin, like bike. listen, everyone needs a slender man and any woman will love him. here is my olechka as well, he says, klitschko met another woman, fell in love with her my olechka fell in love. in short everything. goodbye. but why goodbye, and now the whole world is losing weight, my say so. yes he says by no means thinner, by no means a thin man. any woman needs him, but such a boar as you are only to me

good morning, dear meow kids. as well as all the other children. meow with you your favorite regional cable television channel today is all transmission. we will be the director of the channel meow and i am the producer of the channel, because all the money we have for a long time has already been paid by this announcer to journalists by these operators. we haven't paid for a long time. yes, so today they are tired of it all. there are only two of us left here. today we will tell you,

we will tell you tales, tell tales to you because there are more stories to tell. here we have no one today . fairy tales av-av oh, why scary, can

we put on some song? yes, just in the mood you really want to howl then see the tale of the nightingale the robber. ouch. found a scary fairy tale here's kolobok yes, i'm from this nightmare in childhood, i almost stuttered. i don’t understand what’s scary these are the tales about kolobok that i don’t understand what remember the unfortunate creature without arms without legs, and at the end of it, the animals in the forest are also eaten alive, muromets is the robbers where he lived in the forest in ancient times robber well , that is, there were times when robbers usually lived in forests, and not in cottage settlements, and a

nightingale-robber was caught abroad. no more you will destroy people with your whistle. and listen. well, what nightingale? well, what rogue is bigger than god. i 'm not a nightingale for a long time, not robbers, you've been lying for a long time. no, i'm not lying, honestly. you lie in your own way. yes, so that the oaks with roots, so that the rocks crumble into pebbles. i understand that an order has been received . it's possible? a little low and

on the code a little, excuse me, lack of spirituality, it was ilyusha alyabyev, his famous nightingale. i told you, i'm not a robber of an artistic whistle, by the way, you have 1000 rubles. the robber is worse than before, i know your hands, what is what rogue i told you, i'm not a rogue. that's my producer, yes. i'll tell you this is a real robbery. it seems that my producer is coming, but

money is better right away. and now, kids, i want to tell you about the most important thing about our debt to the motherland, right, cat, right, our debt to the motherland is 2 million rubles. this is what we advise this fucking cat we took a loan from a state bank, but

now we have nothing to give oh well, it's not scary right it's not scary, but it's scary that we also borrowed 30,000 dollars in cash from one uncle. and if we are not on the air tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow we will already be in the form of a line. what, well, i'm kidding of course, it's just that they will take away our apartment and that's it. no yes? fairy tale aladdin's magic lamps do you want me to tell you a fairy tale? yes? lived-was? what address did he live at? listen leave me alone. i don't understand russian at all. worth one works does not work.

my master, and opa who are you? i thought they fucked me again, but i do it. where did you get stupid something will swell out of hunger, listen like that, half a life dollars dollars for apartments, you know, i was going to. deceived. well then

later not on this lamp, saved up i thought they also deceived me. and hehe, but now it means that i want, yes, three-room apartments here in moscow i always live in this one-room lamp of 20 square centimeters without amenities and somewhere smelly housing. i'm still someone something long there. and listen, this is the most why it's smelly, because there are no amenities. really

girls friend, and if we have a bank loan, do not give us to jail will put us. justice always triumphs. a fairy tale how the princes vasilisa rescued the beautiful skich stole koschey vasilisa

beautiful with the prince elisha and imprisoned her , in short, kept her beauty, as it should be in a dark, cool place. my love, i have defeated all enemies and come to free you from imprisonment. how many properties have not seen for years, 10 yes, i already rewound a dozen, while you pulled the rubber with your tail covered yourself, swamp schmuck. and i'm here on the bunk. i'm worried, even the kid is green. i'm at will it doesn't fly that the sun is with you, but you understand 10 years. this

is such a layer of life. this is such a cultural layer. fooled by the smoke, and behind the takana young thief do not be afraid my friend from any situation you can find a way out meow. we need to think now idea. i have a friend bobik, he works in the organs. maybe he will come up with some original way out, by the way, a simulator. oh, i kept wanting to ask you, but

the police, what does she drive a dog for? what did you take? well , they often say the police arrived on bobby, no, my bobik works in other bodies. yes, and who does he work there as the most important organ of the scent. well , hello mayor has long wanted to tell you for five years i wanted to tell you, we need something in intelligence to change some new jet to let in something original. what and just wanted to offer me a new option, then immediately on the table for

a scout working abroad undercover. not bad original fresh. and what about the major if he gets into counterintelligence in this form, but one moment?

what is it? hmm what is it ? undercover must be a legend right. i guess mine. that's what i thought. and what if it's not a legend, but a pancake comrade colonel folk roots and so on not bad. well, something confuses mine confuses. and here's what confuses me.

brilliant down, interesting meow. where do fairy tales come from? i think they are taken from the storyteller's head, if they are good, of course, then from the head. how how how how to explain to you what kind of questions you are asking ? here's something. well, for example, the brothers

grimm, they wrote a lot of german fairy tales. why? and because, probably, they were taught at school to write in german, wow-wow the life of wonderful people, the fairy tales of the brothers grimm are published in all countries, and in theaters all the restrooms are named after them. they are so and are called make-up, latrines very good news we are publishing in russia album. and there is a lot of our fairy tales here, one tsarskaya, more precisely , the farthest one is the first phrase from one fairy tale. it's a must see i want to watch it once upon a time there was

an old man with an old woman on and also about mein and such about so there is fantastic. dear children, we would have shown you many more fairy tales, but i'm afraid that our electricity will soon be cut off for non-payment. and you know what i came up with, that would be great. if some rockefeller had left us a lot of money as a legacy, wow. which? well, you figured it out, kitty. rockefeller has his own kids. why ask go to

rockefeller money when they are so rockefeller? movie feature film the youngest son based on the fairy tale by charles perrault scott in boots well, you're messing around, you're a freak bring it on. older brothers, if you remain

practically hypothetically even a fool , hypothetically you are here, i leave it as a legacy to the elder mill of the middle house. well , what are you son? 4 towers,

like which towers and all four elephants, which elephants? where do we get elephants from? dad, here i am i leave you to learn how to play. maybe you'll grow wiser, moron, it's clear but if everything is for example, it will be different, if here you are, for example, as in a fairy tale, you will all live happily ever after, and then like this soup. eat on the same day. who will inherit then?

by phone, if you do not look, then even more so call. well, one is looking. hello dear friend sorry i understand. it's the lender's uncle, says for a long look. living people, here

we are, roughly speaking, just rags and they control us and we must be rags, they are people, that something strange, but money, they are generally pieces of paper, but they are controlled by living people. summer will be interesting, right?

the summer will be educationally similar to the premiere of the world was not like my kidnapping was investigated. this is a secret operation. she was heterogeneous was not a boring series.

do it with joy, and selects the optimal mode. walk barefoot, protect yourself from the sun is the menu. and why should we drink water, tea, coffee and a large amount of wine, and everything else is not worth drinking and is not afraid of the experiment. he is on a scooter fell. here is his head, like a pumpkin than a man. whether i'm a man or not, i'm with you all summer. it is impossible for me, doctor

myasnikov, i will not advise you bad. today at 11:30 only on the russia channel we are used to watching the video stopped working, install, open, watch russian channels, and watch all movie series and cartoons and documentaries for free without registration in the application or on the website. worried oh, don't say,

everything is shaking. hundredth time on this stage to think only the hundredth time i'm worried, like the first. now he will finish it. our way out. i'll burn out. give me your hands. think, only the great rubinstein played, here only once. pavlova danced importantly chaliapin sang only three times, and we 100 times. this is destiny.

this is destiny. oh my god! is this really my destiny?

i used to think, yes, in general, even to assume that i will be a scavenger, which i am in general and this is what, this is all my destiny, right? so i'll be digging in the trash for the rest of my life. if all my life, otherwise they say, we have one of these days. a big reduction will follow the broom looks like my fate is like this all our lives we take to live. yes

no one needs me no one stop. how do you know? stop doing that. i said how do you know you'll find yourself a woman. you look how many of them you are. well, well, you see, the fate would be as he wanted, so that, like in a fairy tale, that's what to live in soul to soul and die in one day. well, well, no luck. well ah, go away christ i said stop it. yes, what are you? what are you! may you find someone. well, stand for someone like you, any one will do. look, there goes a woman. do you want to die with me on the same day, idiot? again not fate fate. lyoshka vityusha just think for the

hundredth hundredth time on the stage, my god, together a girl together this is lyoshka's anniversary of our creative activity. do you remember the first time we went on stage, prepared, prepared, jumped out to the edge. and they failed not just carried out. and together with the piano and pianist. the next day they printed in the newspapers, and i keep, well

, my god, the pianist managed himself with a slight fright. o woman, i like flying every day floors. are we your destiny in earthly life? no? no not mine simpler. you won't be mopping floors all your life.

sweeping is your calling to sweep. the conductor in a panic was replaced by a certain one, and i went out on stage so quietly and played for half an hour, remember? ai me then still a conductor. lyoshka called a nugget just don't be offended by me, but he didn't call you a nugget, but a geek.

so you can’t touch him, for his music sheet music sheet. well hello doctor. hello , who am i to his feet, i filled up the village, chairman. are you going to give birth, and i'm all boots. fuh well, save a friend, good soul. i have

the wife will not become pregnant in any way, you understand, bring your wife here for tests now among women. this is a very common occurrence. you look what is being done, i have a wife, no children. these are two bastards. i need it for analysis. that's it, that's it, that's it. well, for starters, we will analyze the testikva for you. let's make a hole. no, well,

what is it go? i'll tell you. it's very simple here is a jar. insert a vcr and no problem clear. well, okay. tape recorder so the doctor in the tape recorder i inserted. and what to do with it? lyokha a

do you remember how an emergency happened on our tour, and you already remember at least some tours without an emergency , that's for sure. i was once in odessa, then in chisinau . not bad either. and then when i'm in kiev when it's not at all, but the worst thing was in armavir do you remember both of us, all the tours were completely sober.

professor professor i'm from the sixth laboratory, we have terrible emergencies there. what happened, lord, the strike. what a strike masha what a mass strike, you are the only worker there. yes, but i have been doing experiments on mice and a new method for a whole month. influenza prevention vaccination with a forty percent solution of ethyl alcohol delirium. it's been a week since i closed this project. max is yours. yes, you have closed, and the animals categorically demand the continuation of experiments, what is happening? and you don’t even

know how our profession is respected in the world, let alone that we have here, i mean, a book of anti-turkish people written there about one of our colleagues. he, too, here with piano works, too, has his mother buried. you imagine? and where were you? i want to understand where you are. opa

, we have a new fur coat. help the girls undress i don’t understand anything and a new suit. let's get out. where does it all come from? well, remember, you always put money in a piggy bank, remember for a rainy day? yes? here, consider that this day has already come for you, for

example, i would not go into art, i’m sure that i would make a wonderful person, of course, why because when i leave, i’m completely over my head. what kind of education do you have in general? well, i finished once. courses for plumbers that accelerated training by full immersion the life

of wonderful people general secretary of the central committee of the cpsu leonid ilyich brezhnev was a luminary of science or literature, so he had all other things to do, but light bulbs. here come leonid ilyich to you. thank you hello

leonid ilyich, who are you and why are my eyebrows on you? decided that you should have a doppelgänger very well. doppelgänger and what you need and an extension cord that's exactly the helpful tips hey guys me many people

ask what to do if your girl is late for a date my advice is if your girl is late for a date start without her. and i will also give you one piece of advice. there is a new tool from acne is sex, demand in the pharmacies of the city. i wonder what they will answer you.

well, of course, this is not a piano for you. if you want to know. i'm on the guitar. i can play a better whirlwinder. well , to whom are you telling stories to whom? why are you better? why? because richter didn't play the guitar at all. next come in. surname first name immortal immortal koschei so what are we complaining

about life? i'm tired of this life. i want to die. well, it’s so gloomy that we have excellent specialists, and you are far from death far. i have it for distant lands. but there is a chest on the oak, and in the chest there is a duck, a duck, a duck , very well. here's a referral to a psychiatrist, grandpa. and you're the needle egg and you've been taking to the urologist

for so many years you and i have been in art, but our dream has not come true rolled out the piano rolled out rolled the piano gone. and your dream will come true. oh, lyova you, come on, lyova will come true tomorrow, look here. why are you tomorrow we are at the piano all evening, we who is someone else, someone else, can support broken legs today after a concert at the piano somehow immediately two legs are broken no one can fix it, of course. here it is fate never know, almost wait. as they say,

there would be no happiness, yes, misfortune helped. our fate lyovushka is in our hands today we will show you those who sometimes cause laughter. and sometimes it causes pity just a little, they are we who did not notice the line drawn, and beyond the line nothing like the fall of an hour on business, time is not for us, we never have. and tomorrow you will not repent of us

from prison, and also to the father of the christmas tree yo peppa christmas trees new places point come on quickly. oops listen to your passport, count 500 rubles in germany residence registration. look where israel lives like this hungary czechoslovakia germany luxembourg belgium america listen to all this in half a year, why does he wear it like that? i don't understand that a bum can't understand something without a certain place to live. town without

a fixed abode i 'm over 15. i'm sorry sir, you don't need the dishes anymore. no, you can take tolik. thank you guys, what are you doing?

oh lord i'm drunk, but the university is death, so we couldn't move, man. well, what are you up to? so why isn't he moving? there's a place all around full? lie down. where do you want? and the last question of waste disposal waste is a bonanza? but we do not notice this, as if we are blind, we do not see this, in normal countries, normal people earn a lot of money from waste. we make money on this heap. only homeless people with one homeless person. and then completely illegal garbage is a treasure trove of

garbage. this is a treasure. can you imagine what kind of money the state loses oh this is class, what is sorry? here, that everything was according to the law, three -quarters of the treasure belongs to the state. like this here's the beauty, i like and in general kolyun. let's live here. yes, i somehow don’t even know, well, why is it cozy even at home for moving? for the one who destroyed it all, there is no grief because

he built it, because if it had not been built, we would not have lived here, and if we had not destroyed it, then we would not have lived here. the life of wonderful people is here i was extremely grateful to you. would you send a few revolutionary questions now? people's commissar of enlightenment anatoly vasilyevich lunacharsky was an aesthete and had excellent taste and no sense of smell. no, i'm mine on the board. i am the people's commissar of enlightenment, my comrade is a typical people's commissar. you are very good.

oh my god, and dangerous not only for you. well , as cultural values, you have already taken a telegraph phone. now we need to occupy the museum and the theater in the library and forward forward forward, forward, forward, comrades, this is a dangerous task, therefore, i think that you fuh, as is customary, should put on clean underwear, that there may be people in the theater. i've just

warmed this kitten here, there will be something in common with you that fleas horror. live the horror, you need to hold on a little.

what that husband want husband. i'm a fool, or something, a woman rides a table with her samovar in all respects now don't persuade me to massage, please. dot dot sacrum work on the old actor's herb oh good boy. oh, just what a country we had before, and you are a glass of broths, and cutlets, and

a snack bar for drinking. ah, what a country everything was for us for the people. tolya now wherever you look there is nothing left tolya the jews sold it all. what are you, kolya, what are you telling me fairy tales? what jews? maybe that's all we are russians themselves and sold no, unfortunately, my russians themselves. you never thought of this before. oh, yes, as the sun has set. yes, i went the seeker. oh,

arrow, yes, my arrow in chistopol oh, who 's here? you look, you talk, you don't talk, i'm tsarevich and you didn't recognize the man, someone tell me, man. have you seen my arrow here? who will find my arrow?

no, i gave the frogs. you're good at it, man. well, clearly. it's just not a frog, but a princess, only a strongly enchanted one, you definitely speak exactly. well she as always, she threw off her skin, you know, not a woman, but a berry. it's all there with her. well, raspberry is straight well, yes, she is. she is just wait, man, how do you know about this here? you speak, speak. don't forget. after all, i’m a tsarevich, you can say a prince, and you are a man, ugh, well, it’s right that she said the prince, she says, you can wait all your life, but a man is needed every day. that, that that such a

pause is everything, just everything, everything, because there are not enough thorns. and in general every day less and less you noticed, i noticed subtly. but ads on television every day more and more on all channels beer in cans beer mangle in cans of beer on all channels. tolya fussed in the scum. yes, who are the scum competitors of our long -term jar jars, jars have to do something, we must save the business. the tricolor has finally arrived. and when i said, tolinka it is necessary to invest money there. why are you? what for? where is the pile? i console myself with the hope that you will finally understand. why do we need tatal control over television? buddy

thanks dear. yes not all yogurts are the same. my friend in our town, houses like this are called

houses by ships. and although all the cabins in them are occupied by a person, there will always be a place for a person who is overboard, at least in the hold or on the deck. i like the house. listen, what will things be if they are unnecessary? me to live do you know this under the greenhouses? bring something, i have a thing. you're already smoking money so early. thank you in nature is good in nature is good and neighbors are so good. okay? you don't live here mind if i live here with you, and who cares

? who cares if good people do nothing , not a disgrace. you can leave nothing like this. i tell you for sure, if anything, you will go. mm kolya's dental technician is great. let 's get acquainted. who where do you live in the basement? ah as same spirit something so more-less

normally. and i'll be here in the neighborhood to eat everything together. i’ll climb in and see if there’s still a whole material tenderness, we’ll buy, we’ll buy, we’ll use up dozens of material, we’ll take the complete set, we’ll take the powder and the liquid, glue it together not for long did the refining myself, i will put it in the process. plastics. you bite the process. and that's it. and where is the thing to do right here? here is an evening crossword so the question is watch on the ship.

listen, this is gum disease with the letter p rolantu. with the president of russia go to the toilet, maybe or something like that? oh, kolya, i forgot to give you salt. maybe i'll have to iron my shirt there. okay, let's run, guys. thanks for the kindness. hello hello son. if, if you never know, what kind of thing is not needed, maybe bring something there, you need to help a friend

friend. there is only deceit around you and there is no justice in the whole world. here, everyone strives to get into his pocket only for a minute, his neighbor who has reached the end, and in every word a man-lie, and in every one there is a chamber animal around you, murder, robbery, and you live, he

didn’t believe it all, he wrote it. e, akhmatova's husband. come on from tomorrow we start to live in a new way. you need to start a new life with earth under you. you and i have just the earth under our feet. except the earth, we have nothing.

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, i didn't understand my songs. well, scientist? wow, scientist-scientist, who is a scientist? well, what kind of garbage have you come up with, which itself can compose bests? this is artificial intelligence his program only allows you to compose music bed uh fat uh instruments. okay? enough how much does all this mom cost how much and i'm afraid of artificial how much does it cost, but i'm afraid that it won't suit you? it won’t

work for you, because it’s still artificial , no, because it’s still intelligence. you don't want to if smell well yes well i don't i can't understand in what are the experiments, we are developing a new remedy against cockroaches, the principle, the principle of action, in principle, he eats it up to a day of his relatives. all clear. they get infected and die, no, but not for a whole month they sneeze and cough. good morning readers and our newspapers are excited about the work of

your institute. i would like to ask you a few questions. biofields, you know? well, it's not clear to the uninitiated. and i hear headaches, well, it's very interesting. so tell us what your institute does. and how much do you have employees of our institute deals with paranormal phenomena? please explain why it's time for the institute of normal phenomena, because we have 500 scientists, but of them only a couple of normal aha town don't teach a scientist

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come on, don't be afraid, but it works. let's check, look at your grandmother and you cost 33 44 under vodka could, yes, and only he is for you and that's it. no, everything, everything everything, no, not quite everything, well, you are something of a grandmother. yes . and now, $ 50 is enough for grandmother's weed on fax paper for cartridges. i was there for a couple of cards worried me something worried women. no, you can't, of course. something they will not pass, you understand, and why will there be so many children? yes, a lot

. yes, of course. listen, how great it is, in general, an orphanage. here, what a clever girl you know, at first i confessed i took you for a new russian, but you understand a new one. and i'm not that russian.

for 8 whole months, and i thought i was missed for some seven and a half months boy girl. i only want you, my bird only you. here do you also have a good library of ours? library, my good is a bit dark, but for a sauna it

's not bad, as for a sauna. do you want to make a sauna out of the library, but what about books? i don't know it. maybe you read scholarly books? life of remarkable scientists everyone knows that when an apple fell on the head of isaac newton, he discovered the law of universal gravitation. since then, he has often sat in this place in the hope of discovering more anything and when 201 apples fell on him. he finally guessed to invent a helmet that does not hurt the lives of wonderful scientists. the great ancient greek

scientist archimedes loved to go to the bath. once he decided to take a bath, in which he shouted his famous phrase. what in translation from ancient greek meant do you know, do you understand me? well, but right next to it, you see, a lovely, quiet park, secluded with trees and bushes. i something now come students come from the academy of arts. what to draw? well, and well, draw, of course, draw. ingenious

scientists remember this, and money and salary are two things that do not go together. you are a bum. you are a brilliant scientist ghoul. do you understand? who are you gifted? you can't. i'm an oceanographer. and where is the fish, and where was it in the ocean in the ocean in the ocean, it's weak in a frying pan, here the artist went and went to the kustodiev science and life. the fact is that there are only three floors and you also

get on the elevator. i just have a cinema hall on the third floor. well, horror films, and all sorts of militants pornography. ah, the children will get excited, they will run, you will catch them slipping. what you? well listen how how it is me. are you going to show all this to the children, well, it’s another thing for them to watch while it’s too early duster bought a new one. listen it's amazing. something there, just in a nutshell, it means that there is a nurse dragging soldiers on herself, a creature. then he slips and leaves, you can't tear yourself away. yes

, everything is fine. grandpa is a fool now, son.

listen, son, you will be angry again now. i'm talking about it again dad. i am already 97 years old, old age is just around the corner, but there are no granddaughters, dad is a son. well, i understand that children are always a problem with you. also, by the way, there were problems. you had sick lungs, nothing. only i didn’t do it today , remember, but i remember well everything that you redid. yes, i changed your sick lungs, but i changed something else in the gills. i remember it doesn't matter. i want grandchildren, i see. well, i want grandchildren. well, i want grandchildren, well, a little, i have at least two, well, i really want to hold someone in my arms. i wanted

to hold hold, what is it? you can become a scientist by calling, by family tradition, by calculation, but the easiest way is to become a scientist for fun, please, could you wait a minute

wait. i work here. we scan the frequency of the television channel, but for a moment i need to run away and return. attention to all posts, we connect the power mode, guys. c grade third post, how are you? how are you doing the third post? turn on the receive mode for everyone, i repeat to everyone turn on the frequency scan receive mode. stop pressing the button, the c grade of the button is not pressed until the c grade. guys, stop playing such games with the satellite, turn on the reception mode, the satellite flickers,

it leaves. 903 troechka entered the reception, well done well done vitya, turned on. russian scientist sorry we have interference on the air. we're leaving, what's going on what's going on we're disrupting the live broadcast and stockholm say what to do where did he go ? attention to all posts favorable mode, after 7 seconds it will last only 5 minutes, after 5 minutes the satellite leaves the visibility zone, academician, keldysh, ship, there is a connection. and communism is

number one? please pyaterochka 911 have you pressed already? 92-3 god, god, my god, they said 913 pyaterochka pyaterochka what else can be done to leave? so everything fell apart guys to hell with all of it. they asked me to press the signal. excuse me

in any way due to the fact that one scientist wanted a little big. victor can you hear me? yes , vitya, we call you a hawk, you only respond to a hawk. who is the third on the wire, if a hawk? i'm a cuckoo reception, i'm a hawk, where did the titmouse move away for a second, where? fulfill small natural needs i can be heard, i can hear you. the tit moved away. i'm a cuckoo. i see. you're a cuckoo. who

it is strangers he will now come to the toilet he. i don't know your name sorry. yet the second neatly good good signal went sure work.

sputnik thank you disruption experiment is over. see, if you hear me, you're fired. that everything was fine, there was no connection. the boys quickly left here quickly. what is a hidden camera ? here she was shooting seriously, they could get in touch, and now they will show me. we never talked about payment. no, i understand that when it comes to those who are abandoned by their parents, talking about

money is somehow embarrassing for you parents. no, i mean your orphans, as they are my children. can be orphans if i'm their dad? are you a pip on your tongue? for whom am i renting this house, how will it be an orphanage, that there are many of them, that the doors will not pass, there are many of them, there are three of them, all three cannot go through the door, and the house should get used to its own house. first there will be a child. then an adult wait, well, when you talked about the cinema about the sauna about the pool. this is everything for your children. well, for other people's children, but you were right. you were damn right, mate. here is the sauna library. i won't remake no will. let the passportans be brought up in suvorov conditions harshly without this luxury, you know? you were damn right, mate. oh well,

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give me a blue blue woman, i will draw a white line on the boat. she looks like herself . we've been sitting here for three hours now. you can correctly state how everything happened correctly. i am a poet literacy is my bread. well, like this. unfortunately, sometimes you have to not disdain and live like this, when the moon, floating in the silence of the night, took light on the lilac bush. after all, i rustled the leaves. that night breeze ran through fragrant there is nothing and everything for me this crap in the protocol, or what to bring? you can write. state the facts of the essence, please, writing the essence. again a breeze breeze

stirred easily, my blond curls, when the moon looked out from behind the roof of the old house. wow without expression a little bit. it cannot be spoiled on velvet, the tender spring grasses became barely visible, the amazingly long, fabulously beautiful bird’s neck, reminiscent of the bend of artars, and music immediately sounded in my soul, in my opinion, very realistic, true, not true. the truth is that you stole the neighbor's goose, twisted its neck and roasted it and ate it, that's the truth, that's your poetry. well, i said, sometimes you have to not disdain and live. already prygunov come in, that prygunov is your son again, i was very upset very much by his last

work. this is a classic collection of punctuation errors, grammar. that's it, i understand that it's unpleasant for you to listen to this. but you forgive me. as a father, do something. well listen, this. you will listen to me now, because for this, his last essay, if you will, so to speak. i can’t put more than one, i can’t put jumpers. what are you saying, shame on you. maria ivanovna, i respect you very much. you taught the russian language to the name and we taught his son. actually, that's why i hired you, but you understand marivanna that you don't study here anymore. you understand the secretary, the secretary, and the seventh is not a schoolboy, but the head of your department. and here it is not necessary to check.

it must be printed print print print. sorry they say the king makes it retinue. it turns out that the director is made by his secretary. in this life, it turns out that we have some unfinished director.

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