eternal tenderness of each other, and even in the edge of the creeping darkness beyond the edge of deadly around , we will remain the house of each other. and we ahah we are a long echo of each other.

what kind of cruel you are today bravo varvarochka you sang soulfully so tenderly wonderful. i want to kiss you. varvara, on my own behalf, i want to say that when the qualifying rounds end. we have a hundred will be right. ah, return one participant to the fight, so ahead of time do not be discouraged, perhaps everything is still ahead. we really want to see all the participants in full. and it's possible hmm for you, but there will be a chance to return to our show again. god bless thank you very much. we applaud the entire studio. all viewers. hundred even these 7 7 votes are still yours you are great bravo thank you very much. the victory was so close, i was sitting in the

first place, the victory was stable, and suddenly bach had an amazing turn, just an amazing turn. so, i ask the semi-finalists of today's qualifying round to come to me. and make us happy with the appearance of the leader of the hundred and sergey lazarev here on stage. here they are the semi-finalists of season 4. well, all together. well, today's course gave us bright young interesting vocalists. everything, as sergei lazarev loves, tell me, are you satisfied or will you grumble again? as the concierge of our six-story building, i am very pleased with all the tenants. thanks friends. today we are amazing. thank you for your work wonderful semi-finalists. if you, like our experts, like to sing along with the participants, do not

stop. we are waiting for you exactly in a week at the most grandiose folk vocal show. well, all together.

hello hello ours says to you broadcast. that is why there are fewer witty people than the humorist answers seriously, because you can pretend to be serious, yes. the strangest thing is that when some of our authors try to pretend to be witty, then in such cases the viewer puts them

in their place with their indifferent silence to have little wit. one must still be able to avoid its consequences , others argue, but one way or another doctors say that laughter increases the level of adrenaline in the blood from laughter. headaches pass quickly, pressure decreases, therefore, it seems to us that the author and artist that we are doing a good deed, wherever our fantasies took us in search of the funny. they walked into space and at weddings and visited different countries, watched hospital life, went flying. yes, we jumped with a parachute and dealt with school problems. they argued in the housing office, sat in restaurants , visited the museum of the theater and zoos. yes, there was such a thing

, they were witnesses in the registry office, they played in the orchestra, they went to travel in time, they walked around the fairy-tale world. we sat in quarantine at home, decided to go to the rasfords, drove through the villages and villages got to know people. what we didn’t talk about, who we just didn’t show. we even found ourselves in the forest at night and met in the morning, baby, how nice it is in the forest, and yes, in general, now we ’ll pick mushrooms and berries with you. yes, only you know, it seems to me that you and i came a little early in the dark. why is it early at 9 o'clock 10:00, and at 11:00 12 strelka is a fool? five in the morning

hide the mushrooms, come to me after that. and two reptiles of at least leather people, swamp old women are more terrible than bears, says the holy aga, the dawn of beauty. what kind of berries are you

i don't know anything about it, you understand? let me tell you, otherwise i'll pick up some more hallucinogenic ones. and i'm already so cheerful, in short, they will be your course guide. okay, let's start a quiet hunt, quietly. it's like a silencer, quiet, where to pick mushrooms and berries, looking at it. here's the vulture.

the pig burns cheese and i'm a christian, right? i got

a little stuck. what is the aim of the thorn?

my fathers, and what is this miracle of nature? this is a dandelion. let's make a salad called olivier for the poor, you can already see it fluffy. no need, here these have already been blown. butterfly

bread will be there in the morning. now boobs to some flower. go here. what is the name

of the sit down hey, yes, come on, fly away from here, he crawls spiders. oh, i'm afraid, i'm afraid of everything chik. all my house. see butterfly. let's eat it up not so fast, you need to lie with cunning, my sweet, delicious. we were treated with all these loves of my eating my passion began with wings. your beauty is so mine to teach me. my mug i want to be you with wings, verchuk.

buckets caught, bitch, so that you choke here, friends of nature.

phone started.

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look, why is she so fat? i think he swallowed and digested now. you know, i recently got a medicine prescribed for a snake yaga, an expensive 800 rubles. it's worth it, hey, now come over, let her bite you for free. i’m clean only yesterday from the bath, i don’t, but she doesn’t know those who, why did you annoy her, tease her a

little. everything, i understand. it’s already, well, no luck, so no luck, again with empty bast baskets we’ll go home and bags are made of leather, mittens and shoes father, and i heard that the snake sheds the skin itself, that we will wait.

how so also good turkish ones? still in the pocket of 800 rubles. give it to me. i'm a little chinese and

cook snake soups, but i prefer bird soup. here from a bird soup, they say it develops a voice, but a turtle skull, right? this is a capercaillie, i have a son-in-law, bukhari. you are worse . speak louder, you can’t hear

it really. what kind of animal are you, a raccoon or a mouse, that he moves his lips to me, speak louder, i can’t hear you repeat, what kind of ferret are you, or are you polar bear. so god sent me a disabled person. speak louder. tell me what breed

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fileton was dedicated to him, because it seemed to me that today such a caustic word is needed. what was it like with nikolai pavlovich, we live with you. in the inverted world, everything is the opposite with us now, here the case was that one police chief was offered a bribe, but he did not take it and he was fired for this . fought with corruption, it became more canceled technical inspection. it has become even more expensive written on packs, cigarette smoking kills. now they smoke more for their health. experience nervous upside down world. our bosses are fired loss of trust. and then appoint exactly the same one new prosecutor said, i'll show everyone how to steal. and apparently, he showed it, because he was

hung on a sign, reception from 10:00 to 15, someone attributed one maniac thousand euros, they say, he collected some kind of money, sprayed it with a terrible poison and donated it to a kindergarten. so after 2 weeks , 20 deputies died, two mayors and one minister. we are given the great mighty language of pushkin tolstoy turgenev, how we talk through every word hang out, damn it, as if shut up cormorant on phone, goodbye, we don’t talk anymore, let’s go, let’s go where? come on, back off. yes , the tallest people, they run into the same wet nightmarish. imagine, pushkin would in our time,

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daughter. all this information, my friends, clog our consciousness, cover it with rubbish, trample it into the dirt. our dignity is the one who consumes this information daily, will never read good literature ever again. this is where degradation happens. introduced this exam is eprst. until now, for several years they have not been able to understand whether this is good or badly. this one teacher told the students whoever passes the exam on the five and the four will go to heaven. the one who gets into hell on a deuce of a triple, the students asked mary petrovna is it possible to graduate from school alive? our smartest

plant is horseradish. and because he knows everything, but even he does not know how to solve our problems of the soviet years. we laughed at the cafeteria's fried chicken and called her blue bird and said that she herself came from china on foot so she died a natural death. but strangely enough, my friends you could eat it, right? and now they brought me a chicken in a cafe, i looked at him said sparrow he looked at me and said, a goat. you could go to the sea for 50 rubles round-trip entrance to the beach is free now to enter the sea is 100 rubles. go out to the sea dolphin swam up to me. i raised a chick-chick for him, and it says to stroke 100

rubles. send for vodka 400. an inverted world, that you used to dream of children becoming astronauts. now ask the child. who do you want to become a freak. why freak? well, they say, look what a cool car you have that freak. our children immediately become adults . childhood is necessary for a person. it's dangerous when a person begins to live without him. my friend read to his son at night, a blanket, a sheet and a pillow flew away, like a frog jumped away from me so the child asked, dad, tell me, honestly, did you smoke? in an upside down world, we stopped hearing each other, not listening to it by itself to hear. you look at how they talk talk shows, each

about their own yelling, insulting each other. the topic of conversation disappears, there is no logic of conversation, there was no culture of dialogue at all. it is very dangerous. this is transmitted to us on a subconscious level once and can mean, and we can. we stop hearing each other at the everyday level is reflected. i saw a man in a shoe store trying on a shoe, it didn’t fit on his foot in any way, the seller advises. you stick out your tongue. the man stuck out his tongue. an inverted world earlier in the soviet union love was no sex, for some reason sex raged in china now everything is the

other way around, sex without love, not even sex with our father. yes, i heard young people talking to each other. you slept with her. no, she says take a nap. that's how we kick, you know, and the three of us love. now i love myself loves me. i love me and we are happy congratulations. everyone on the stage has now begun to sing, who was not too lazy before, in order to sing , a musical education was needed. now it's just money. he this beast was a hairdresser. now the beast is singing. no pity for people. i don't know, does he really have no voice, or is he taking revenge on someone? they say there are a lot of singers now

receive. it is said by those who get less obviously, but they don't, friends. they earn mine. these are different things. and since we love counting other people's money so much. let's be honest, then we will consider not only income, but also expenses. do you know how much it costs to play clips on tv? but that's not what we're talking about a lot. but tell me in soviet times, how much would such a modern singer as a cord receive for his solo concert. i think for many years 15 is how to drink further? do you remember what our faces were like? artists tikhonov smogtunovsky cherkasov is handsome but not handsome either. god forbid, leonov

nikulin, i'm half an hour non-stop. i can list the names of the great artists of the past half an hour. this is our love. this is our history. this is the charm of our nation. nemirovich-danchenko said very precisely that the charm of the nat is contained in the famous artists. and now times have changed in an upside down world. the worse, the better the population was drawn to the vile. men have shaved heads, unshaven faces, torn pants, pierced tattoos, toothless mouths, there was a concert here in moscow

the world monster merlin manson shura, leaving the concert, was spitting, inviting everyone here to say that we don’t have enough freaks of our own. and what songs they sing i 'll go to the kindergarten and hire, worms crematorium dracula's egg striped glass. the inverted world new year is celebrated for two or three weeks, then many people cannot come to their senses for another month,

and for the toilet new year is a special holiday. he sees so many nice faces. an inverted world has now appeared a myriad of some of these hyped media faces, everyone knows them, but what they do. nobody knows who these people are. why don't they leave the screen, they talk about themselves at all presentations, premieres, talk show parties. arguing about life they teach to live elite under the fence the cream of the turnaround time is such a mess for us, you can crawl into all the holes

to encrypt the emptiness to become famous, and then you look as a deputy to take your place in an inverted world still normal people. just hope and wait. we still need to pray that all this nonsense will finally end and then the melodic songs will be sung again, which the whole country will sing after the artist. ghouls will disappear and cute faces will appear on the screen. i was walking through dark alleys one night. a big man approached me . he did not recognize me, he asked if you want ladies in the face. no i do not want to. well, as you wish, and now

the world is upside down. and of course, humor and music, i will even clarify, humor and piano. here i have such introductory jokes to this topic, all the piano cost. no, what are you, what are you just pioneering understand? i'll

tell you this, the piano has two pedals, two of them, and the piano has three pedals, three. so it turns out the piano is an automatic machine, and the piano is just a mechanic. please tell me a why did you start playing the piano? and, because i slept with the violin of beer. it fell all the time, why do i need it, frankly, playing the piano is very simple, you just need to hit the right keys at the right time.

but i will play my way. now everyone listens to classical music, however, mostly on mobile phones. that's why there is one problem, but only seven, and there are a huge number of composers, so i want to show you how they use the same theme in their works, please, if it's not difficult for you. name a few short well-known topics. the forest raised a christmas tree. also a grasshopper, the shortest one, the

shortest of these, was poisoned by a grasshopper. now, please name me some classical composers, if you know, in the style that i will perform there was a grasshopper sitting in the grass. beethoven bach monster chopin everything is fine. well, i think we'll remind you of the topic a little. bach

mozart beethoven

chopin was

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