what else to write a letter? shall we go into details? you said yourself, i won’t survive this, where did you go. i'll go on foot. humor chudakov must be said that you need to get used to it, or rather, adjust to tune in. and then everything will be settled. i bought a washable wallpaper for myself the

third day i can’t get into the bath to wash yes , my friend, i was in france so there is a button in the room you press the woman comes. good luck. lucky you. and i brought her with me a woman no button. i need a reliable alarm clock. we have a new one, take a look. first the siren goes off then an artillery salvo is heard. and a glass of cold water is poured on your face. if that doesn't help, the alarm clock rings at work and says you're sick with the flu. yes, we are all cranks if we get to know that for sure.

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old am i? it is necessary again urgently to the plastic surgeon urgently. and once we started with the chest, the skirt had a complex that it was not very small. i remember one night we lie together dark. i will gently stroke her under the covers and calm her down as best i can. you have wonderful breasts. just amazing blood in response to receive such a slap in the face. it turns out that lyubochka was lying on her stomach. soon we found an ad we are building up a bust from the material of the customer. the customer

had too much material. now the vaunted pamela anderson, next to her lover, looks like a flat-screen tv is not a chest, but a trampoline on the stairs and stumbled to the exit. they say the dogs in the yard were in such shock. until now, they do not allow themselves to be walked. after the breast, lyubochka improved shoulder blades and did it very well. true, the navel began to become impudent. he began to walk all over the body. in the region of the coccyx it will wink and disappear. then the wife

wanted to reduce the nose, reduced it, as a result, two small holes remained. when i first saw, i kept shouting to the japanese mother. and how the ears have changed, now i understand where the popular expression of the ears on the top of her head came from giving her a compliment. you are so pretty. horror. only the kneecaps remained superfluous. in vain somehow stands at the bus stop, a bus

drives up lyubochka tries to enter. the skirt is so narrow that it cannot even bend the kneecap, my god, my navel from the tension generally crawled out onto my forehead. all signals to loosen the snake useless once again no effect, finally, a real man behind. i just took it just below the waist and put innocence. what can she do to herself ? take something. between them is the navel skypech

how can you not feed the wolf? and then, as they say, my familiar wolves are cute girls, you have sparse hair , dry skin, crescent-shaped legs and instead of a waist. lifebuoy. no need for plastic surgery, come to us, it's dark and we're drunk. i am deeply convinced that every woman is a great actress in life, each of you is very interesting to watch. i like it so. joke. uh, masha

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have never visited the thought that you have been doing all sorts of stupid things all your life yuri vladimirovich laughed it off, but it was clear that he was a person who gave the world great joy. sincerely upset by for a while. i asked yuri vladimirovich and what did you feel, when you were asked a cynical unfair haughty question nikolin smiled and said, i really did. just upset, maybe er confused. or maybe he is right in the end, but after all, i had serious roles. you and yuri vladimirovich said, i'm serious, even when you joke like a child, the great artist doubted, but these were the doubts of a modest person with a capital letter to that journalist it was

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