i said everything. thank you . i invite the third bidder victoria linchenko to this price. victoria, come to me, my god, no matter what kind of pipe you are, oh, beautiful, but i don’t know, i’ve said everything. vika, you

need to get at least 94 votes. i want her to win i also really like it. now let's see. if it will be now, probably, in russian to sing, maybe it will still get it. and if i think she will sing this in russian.

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well, you see, you're always too red? in this battle, you managed to get only 47 votes. i am i ask you to go to the podium of leaders for the pedestal, on which there are 47 votes. well, dear friends in this, and, if a predictable show, come on, all together today was the most unusual release in the history of season 4 thanks to elena vaengi i think it was she

who brought us such an environment. i'm announcing the two semi-finalists of today's preselection. i invite you here on this stage, bitches, welcome semi-finalists. i invite sergey lazarev today we learned the names of two more semi-finalists. 4 seasons mariana and anwar sultana for this beautiful performance. sergei you are satisfied with the decision of the experts. it seems to me that with each broadcast we are becoming more interesting and more interesting. and that the battle for the semi-finals is getting more and more serious, we have amazing semi-finalists. thank you so much earned hundreds and a special thanks to elena we are waiting for you again again. incredible thank you hundred our show is like a good song it never ends. exactly one week later, we again invite you to sing along with us on the most exciting folk

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hello hello, humor is knocking at your door again, trying to set you up for a cheerful look at our life. it turns out that such an original psychoanalyst disinterestedly offers you his conditions, humor and psychology are always in mutual connection. humor takes into account the psychology of the viewer's perception, achieves our mutual understanding between us, saying that if

psychology used humor, it might ease many professional problems for itself. here is a somewhat unexpected such case at the institute, there are lectures on psychology, professor says, today we will consider three human emotions. surprise, annoyance and frenzy are gaining in the phone. random number. knock knock. hello good afternoon. invite vasya to phone him. you are mistaken, we do not have vasya well, the lyator says, this is the first stage of surprise, look further, dialing the same number again. say, vasya has not yet come up, they are already answering with irritation. i already explained to you, once no. we don’t have vasya , this is the second stage of irritation, the professor rejoices, rubbing his hands, now the last stage is from zvereniya dials the number again. hello, as soon as vasya

comes up, tell him to be interrupted by the scream as many times as necessary, but i’m your vasya’s waste-ta-ta professor smiling with satisfaction and then a student professor sitting opposite stands up. you forgot the very last stage of awesomeness. let dials repeat the number. hello good afternoon. it's vasya that worries you. nobody called me psychology. i'll tell you so, an experienced psychologist will help. to all those who are on the edge of a spiritual abyss, the next one will help to take a step forward. psychologist,

hello. yes, i'm a doctor, i have a problem. i am listening to you carefully. i want to beat my husband, a very interesting case is rare. he is cheating on you. no, he doesn't hit you. then why now you yourself will understand everything. you see, doctor, i am an honored philologist of russia, i have been writing a dissertation on the topic of synonyms of the russian language for 8 years now. i am very smart. i know all the synonyms of the russian language , my wife wants to kill me. because i know all the synonyms of the russian language. you see, the moron is a blank, an idiot, a ram, a donkey, a burdock, a woodpecker, a dunce,

birch stump nonsense, half-fool my father-in-law ivan please shut up. shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, close the havalnik to harass, bite your tongue, cover your mitten. clear. it's clear. obviously, for sure, i argue. no, without a doubt. definitely, of course, we know things, that stop stop good sit down and with this person i live, exist, live, stay, pull the strap. my mother is a kuzyamina woman, galina semyonovna, a monster in curlers. doctor what should i do?

who is to blame, and who are the judges to be or not to be? what for i’ll shoot you, i’ll stab you, i’ll slap you, i’ll put you in an oak suitcase multiplied zero is autoimmune. the doctor was silent. what is this recipe? no, this is a list of words that have no synonyms, as soon as you start to get weird, immediately say out loud out loud immune.

well, let's go? diary nerd sage intellectual to the lower check hammer botany einstein wiser synchrophasotron acts functions on the go in the process of chloromethylbutanosol. hello

hello doctor. what are your problems? please help, i can't understand my wife it feels like my husband is not talking a decent word about something. i have known them for a long time. from lyubertsy yes doctor who from

lyubertsy what is she talking about? courageous sage one minute this is a very interesting case. so your mu has lu. and her name is liu, and she will pour out. and he spa with her, when you're not up to and like this

every day. what kind of eprst is there one way out? get yourself a love. i have burn my body and you give me a second time doctor what are you talking about? translate you to me, this is not a scythe.

so with you for a consultant 10 you 10 you expensive, but i helped you doctor, i understand her. you are a wizard doctor. thank you doctor one very elderly person wrote, i am an elderly teenager. i have everything i wanted 60 years ago. i don't go to school or work, i have a monthly allowance and my housing does not force me to come home on time. i have a

driver's license. and my own car people around me are not afraid, nor get pregnant do not die. they are so lucky to live to a ripe old age. life is beautiful. i'm smart old man's brain runs slower because it is overloaded with knowledge. we are not dumb. we just have to look for the necessary information longer among the tons of accumulated facts, which, by the way, put pressure on the inner ear, which makes us hear worse. it's like slowing down the work of a computer hard drive, when it is full of files, our brain is not weaker, but on the contrary, it picks up much more information. you will say that old people often come into rooms and cannot remember. why is this not a memory issue. this is how nature forces us

to move at least a little. so i have to report it in your opening to friends, but forgot their names, so please forward this information to all your acquaintances, for sure. many of my friends are among them. it is, so to speak, complacency every person. i would like to be a little younger, especially the elderly. but i have no problems with this on television. i can look younger in no time sitting. who would have thought, and that in six months such a calf would grow from a small fluffy lump. what do you think, if you are a dog you can do anything, right? it turn around when dad is with you talking. mom and i bathed you

and combed you yesterday. look at your paws, in the ground, better in the dust, exactly the same our plumber will receive after. you must be beautiful. mom wanted to name you fedor in honor of her father. he says that you don't look very similar, in my opinion, nothing in the general test. stop liking when your elder is talking to you. look at what well-bred dogs live in our house, take at least a doberman and the sixty-fifth apartment, his owner is a professor and his dog is the same scientist. they look so much alike to a friend that they are often confused, but they say, they always respectfully, look, they say, dobermans went for a walk. what has dried up the press of the recent doberman junior dog competition received a professor medal. i was so proud that the best dog in the city carried it for a month, of course, when i was sick, i brought the pills to the doctor and didn’t let me out until he

wrote out with fright, wrote me a bulletin for six months again. don't look at the mongrel. they will teach you bad things. get out of here bitch. we will select a bride for you from a good, thoroughbred family. yes yes yes. it is very important to know the breed out. our neighbor bought two puppies at the market, did not ask for their pedigree , brought them home, and then it turned out that these were rabbits, a huge offspring of 50 rabbits again in his apartment. he is still convinced that this is the hound. you have me who you are, i have a st. bernard, which means you need someone st. bernard, everything is very simple, she lives with us in the second entrance. i will definitely introduce you. listen to how her mistress dresses, when it's dog cold outside, she will put on a sweater, then banana pants. once he did not regret a sheepskin coat, completely crazy got off. how to hook on a dog. the oriental dressing gown of the

children of the dog was such that two uzbek passers-by said salem alaikum. the dog did not answer, then the other added, this is a foreign guest. do not scare the drunk uncle, he will teach you bad things, go home. no no. i say don't bite. he doesn't want it dirty, the freak doesn't take it when they are so loyal smart beautiful. why is it considered? what's a dog swear word? my

pain is a daughter, my wolfhound is a dachshund, you are my bow-legged no, men are told one dog. well, it sounds somehow ambiguous. and then you can’t say the same compliment to all men, you need to clarify. what breed of us with you in the yard. what do they call you tulip ivan i replace ivan tulip son you are my dear. come on, come here. come on lick daddy on the cheek. come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. well, well done, once again, well done! wow broke. yes? yes, we don't have children.

that's where they got the dog. didn't want them before? children this anxiety sickness diaper noise we wanted to live in silence. you go figure it out. what is it is it for yourself? well, i calmed down by us children. now it's too late. while you were gone tulip. it was so quiet in our apartment. that sometimes, i thought she was. dead but nothing. now you are our

consolation getting married. you will lead me. just be sure to start and we will have grandchildren. i heard that he was calling my mother from the window for dinner. come on, you can get me something. for a long time, hiv may not manifest itself. you can determine your dream only by passing the test. learn more, but sleep ru. i ask you to. meet your new captain valeria bulgarina premiere on the channel, russia i'm a coach you're a player nothing more you'll lead the seagull to

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on saturday and sunday at 12:35 on the channel rossiya a few programs ago we opened a section, an old, charming stage and circus, guided by only one thought in the past. we had great artists. whose numbers i remember for the rest of my life. i thought it would be nice to introduce new generations of viewers to these artists, vladimir khvorostov and emanuil are not giants, their humorous dance was a wild success.

alexander shurov and nikolai rykunin are brilliant coupletists, one of the most popular in this genre

, look how clearly and easily they sing the couplets that are most difficult in terms of tempo and rhythm about a train in a chk, wheels are measured here, and something has been lost for a long time four women have been sitting in bottles on table and bottle glass slightly slightly slightly touched by moisture and they have a conversation, a sea of ​​shorts home. the second said while twirling the ring. let me have a word in front of you gray on your face high-profile person in foreign affairs, like mister on the pack. i haven't eaten a single dog. i hold everyone in my hands in one example, in the country the premier is needed, who is the new one, we immediately check-check, but no, so chik chik and the little

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black-and-white record flash before your eyes with scratches and look like archaic. hear how the hell their instruments sound clean, how funny their characters look. and what's the surprise at the end?

when an artist invites a viewer from the audience to him help? it is a certain risk that such an assistant in quotation marks may come across who will answer or do something else without trying, and then the number may not work out, so i have repeatedly refused such an idea, but one day i could not stand it and tried. i played this number for two or three years and my partners. i came across different ones. i can’t forget in some of the cities of the krasnodar territory. i came across such a talkative woman that we had this

number three times longer than the usual me and the word. she gives me three spectators laughs. she to me question. i answer her, the audience laughs even more. we played so much that i thought. we should take her as a partner to all concerts. then i realized, since she is an unprofessional actress, then repeat this conversation. she probably won't be able to. so this incident remained in my memory as a bright joyful moment. and here's what happened on our shoot. if they took there is a woman who will play along with me, so i will give the text. i went to choose a woman for you. be kind, please. uh, then we will be very grateful, maybe participated in amateur performances, maybe work related to conversations. there is no trick here. i assure you. here you have found someone. just picked up. no

need to worry. here you will need to read a few phrases, she does not worry at all. now you will be worried. there is such an anecdote that a young man invited a girl to his home and in order to say this more intimately with her to talk. he said, drink please, you will immediately stop being shy. she said if i drink, you will be shy. what is your name? yanochka the specificity is such that when the viewer laughs, you have to wait, if the next cue, because these are psychological laws. if the audience is laughing, they don't hear what you're saying, then you have to let them stop laughing, and then continue on. and because they will laugh. basically, after my years. you will have to wait a little. hello

good evening. i'm sorry with whom i'm not with anyone not there, dad. you're worried, i'm fine. i recognized you, it was you who called, congratulations, you won a new refrigerator. after you to us and to the old class nothing. no, you're worried. all the reactions will end, went on not to disturb me. we have already bought this sleep medicine from you in your hand. i don't sleep at all now. please don't be nervous, all you need is yes, nothing, i don't need to leave me alone. you are not needed from me. me your

ceramic frying pan, which fries without oil without food. and i don't need a lip pump either. my own guba is not a fool. you see how it rolls on the asphalt. so you're worried about the tv ratings service. yes, why me? well the computer you were chosen by this lottery. well, how did they play, congratulations, they won a car for only 500 dollars, the cunning did not say that the machine was washing. cunning

you went from there by car. we are with you, you risk nothing, do not be afraid. please we have already taken everything. master bank. that's it, we'll just take a few minutes. say you have a tv there are eight pieces two in the living room six in the toilet. by the way, i don’t need to change an ordinary

toilet bowl to a vacuum one for 40 days already. like a grandmother sucked. yes, you can hear me at all. i have a great bluetooth phone. so, you have a tv and you are not usually alone. how far away from the screen is 50 meters without talking?

and i ask her at night where the lens is already sleeping for us. i ask de lenses. if only he would move his eyes. if only the eyebrows didn't move. and only in the morning. i realized when it blossomed with which part of the body i am talking. and what are you watching on tv now? i turned it off. there you have something barking. you have it there in the animal world. are you a man

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tomorrow at 21:00 on channel russia so let's start making movies. now it’s fashionable to shoot, action-packed thrillers, blockbusters horror, with vampires, monsters, monsters, women, praying mantises and other heroes of our time. now, after all, as

it happens, let's say, a script for a dangerous episode is being developed, the actor must walk along the suspension bridge over the gap, he walks timidly in horror ah, and asks, and the bridge will not break, the director exclaims about a great idea in the movie. now anything can happen in america, the director was obliged to cast a black woman in the role of aphrodite, citing the fact that she is an aphrodite in order to be a film director. you need to have an iron will and not be lazy to follow all the little things, lidochka you are in a wig today, like me i asked, yes, of course, but then put on another one. you wonderfully played the role of a wounded officer. tears

welled up. well, naturally, more than ever, that oh, you have a nail in your shoe, do not bend it until the end of the shooting, and this has to be said. sorry, sidorov's stuntman got sick. so you'll have to eat this soup yourself. and there was also a rumor that abroad, the actress has now begun to accuse of harassment, even her husbands directors. comrades, everyone urgently goes to the stage in kind, where is the

sound engineer? what is this rat on a stick? this microphone you speak microphone. i hear you well. i say the sound is ready. or not? paul the first you at all with sound. thank you where is the operator. i should have seen the operator at this place half an hour ago.

dude, i need to fix the camera. to do this, you need to put it on a tripod. and i don't have a tripod. i mean tripod. and you need to put a camera on it, you know? i have three legs and bring it here and put it on this point , you understand, go. my god, mine was recruited from

an ad, you understand? i don't see on the court main character. hello , see you. by the way , who will be my partner today? you see, i had a small overlay actress elena banko lenochka on plastic. and what kind of

plastic actor is this? i don't know which of the young, or what? no, i misunderstood, she lay down under a scalpel, well, an actor named scalpel. i don’t know either, no, you misunderstood me, but the actress urgently decided to pull herself up, i imagine 150 kg on the horizontal bar, but our producer found a way out. you know , he invited a young, but very talented actress. she even managed to star in the tv series nightmare in the sorority. two no, she played there, a nightmare. and here, by the way, she

hello and me. please, get acquainted, my soul is your partner igor vladlenovich please well, well, my friends, uh, here you are,

uh, sharply our script. well, let's go through the text, so to speak. let's go through the promising first - it means we'll read it. hmm what are we going to read. i love marina text you stand on. thank you. well my friends, let's quit

grouse. please, please. my love, be mine forever. let's rehearse what kind of spielberg

let's look at me, don't yell. t let's, let's, well, do something.

everything in my opinion so who else where is the operator? well, how long can you walk? where is this operator?