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tv   Ulibka na noch  RUSSIA1  September 23, 2022 11:45pm-12:51am MSK

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we give and mana most of the iroque, not every youngster . you are good for me. it was not pleasant to do this to kneel in front of you. here it is the triumph of russian folk song 95 voices. well done, go triumphant, we are escorting catherine to the podium. she concedes this scene to gleb
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melentiev. you have some kind of difficult fate gleb and the task is not easy hello well, you must at least score 96 god how they all need to be saved, well, all the talented ones, what to do? we like you , i wonder what song will you sing?
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thanks friends. you got 87 votes and we are waiting you next season gleb gleb cool just cool. really not enough. e cool such mobile boys, men's voices are so bright , really not enough and it's terribly insulting that the second time you hit me again, it's terribly insulting, but with each, well, each time the points grow. look, next year there will be exactly 100. well, you're cool, just thank you so much for making us sincerely happy today. thank you very much. with a heavy heart, i say goodbye. with gleb
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melentiev but i corrected the rules and now i i invite the finalists of today's edition. this is georgy nadibaidze of ekaterina. also, i ask you to pay your precious attention, the leader of our hundred, sergey lazarev. come down to us. congratulations again. here are the new semi-finalists of the 4th season, the guys congratulate with all their hearts. now sergei lazarev himself will hug you. yes, before hugging you. i want to say thank you hundreds for the professional work and i no longer envy us, because it will be extremely difficult for us in the semi-finals. but what will happen in the final oh, you have to work.
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thank you, two more bachelors next week hear the cherished words. congratulations to you in the semi-finals, and you, dear viewers, will hear the most famous world hits performed immediately by a flock of experts and we hope you will howl to us at the largest vocal show, well, how are we all together. so god
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's hello hello who oh. what, she laughs, as you know, if a person laughs for at least 17 minutes a day. it prolongs your life for many days it prolongs the line of life, so the
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best prognosis is for those who can sincerely laugh heartily. and we get out. as a stimulator of this process, it must be said that in russia humor has always been valued and people have always loved to laugh. so foreigners coming to us for permanent residence will have to adapt to us. so we fantasized about how we would feel at the permanent residence of the star world strat. what could foreign show business stars sing about if they moved to russia for permanent residence lady gaga now i stand for you the country of russia, there are no others like it. here
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in every house there is a package made of a package, and in it, for the time being, you will unscrew one inside five more, and maybe six, instead of counting mothers of the mind, they drink vodka in the heat of sadness from a saucer. here in every house there are bathrobes rates from the artery of turkey here levels. i decide everything greek on the fences here everywhere.
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so many superstitions. i have not met. once a black cat not here crossed the road over my shoulder and i spat that everything was fine three times . well, the signs of the gopnik helped out, you shouted barley to me.
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the essence of garbage, and sometimes they break two yesterday, a domestic cat disappeared and messages came, he was taken hostage by a mug. well, why did i already take i owe a mortgage and now there is no life for a person, he
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sends threats, a collector already, which day you will not see a cat. if you don’t return, how was your mother-in-law’s money? rammstein ear plump plump until the morning i'll never sleep again the snow was somewhere around minus 20.
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williams once left. i understood what it is
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but in the song mate, i replaced it with an interjection. in russia for my green hair color and a sweater without my size, no one seriously offered me a job .
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photo, you will drive away from the cherry. raven you guessed it grandfather, right? his friends, among other things, elvis presley was also a
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film actor, if he lived in our time in russia, he would not have had a skin career. and here's why. casting of the film viy wanted to play an ego-go, but i didn’t want to play jack and the t-34 in the film, but alas, there are no places petrov and the policeman from the ruble, he and even the football player streltsov went in. i wanted to take a place in the subway zero, here
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i already forgot the redistribution of pipes everywhere the player looked. well, there jones sang you the most important treasure of our countries and bag.
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i had a plan to go home in an hour. just what happened to me has become. i laughed for about five minutes, and then for some reason i pulled, danced in the table , danced like a labysek, even now i got sick of helping the
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cat heels, because the bed was open for me, as always, please, their colleagues forgot. i
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cut the geese, which time i don’t get used to it, but i dance, it’s cool that there are no others like that, then i would know me. fire well, well, who am i opa gangster bayter. guest worker op op opa guest worker by the way, shern recently turned 75 years old. she is quite i could sing on behalf of a russian pensioner at the entrance. i'm sitting and livelihoods the whole day i'm lying, who
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went where and why, i know, well. i forgot to say hello in the morning. passed yesterday. cool those who alsou renounces. children, you yourself are the father, but the wind in general. super man,
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dear friends, in fact, it was just a fantasy and a western artist is good in his homeland, where he was born there and came in handy, and we, in turn, can only say one thing. come visit us , because russia is cool.
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say you're in love with russia thank you musical clowning is a rare
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genre today, she is a great violinist, he is a funny clown. it would seem that they have in common, how they can complement each other. but they do complement. i would call what you will see clown dances to a natural violin live sound - this is not a phonogram with various inventions.
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i've collected something from the world treasury, and fools
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boris zakhoder ah, reason contrary to the world is ruled, fools managed to get their hands on the smart ones like that. robert burns i shake hands with fools with both hands, how much i really owe mine, after all, if others were not fools, then we ourselves would have to be fools. ha ha, they say, a fool learns from his mistakes, a smart one learns from others. yes , it turns out that smart people learn from fools. if a fool acted, cleverly one should not be surprised, but a person who does not happen to made a mistake. a fool will never say that he is a fool. he's not that stupid. she told him, my life, when i want, then a fool. if a
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person has talent, then he is talented in everything with fools , the same situation, take a quick look in the mirror and writhe with laughter. it's good to be a fool. just you will laugh a song of a modest fool. give me give me. give me something like this.
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inside, even where you can't see. song smart fool
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give me give. give me something hemingway something with letters inside even where there is no letter, i go to the library at 3:00 in the morning to the library. m
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song doubting fools i'm not the text of the case, well, really, the song flowers fool.
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what do you think, without the ad was not visible? give me a gift. here is my list of what i need, and don’t give what is not on the list, because i don’t need gifts from yours i feel sick at the mere sight of them or maybe no gifts.
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give me a present. the old hose from the vacuum cleaner is there, i don’t know why i need it, maybe it will come in handy on the farm, remember a year ago. i love stupid gifts so much. dear friends, the fool agreed to speak for an encore. song
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doubting fools i do not know. what do you want? for free give me a gift and maybe it's
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better not to, or okay, we'll give it to you, or maybe it's not necessary. i love gifts so much. although maybe not gifts or not necessary, but still. for a long time, hiv may not manifest itself. define your dreamer. can only be tested. find out more, but the speeder everyone chooses his own path has long been known for there are no easy roads,
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russia channel, a woman never knows what she wants, but she won’t calm down until she achieves it. it’s pointless to argue with women if she’s smarter or dumber than you, it’s also pointless, only a woman can think and not think at the same time. and you know what i 'll tell you. she was an unbearable woman from his unbearable mind. no , we do not teach, we do not ship, what are you, but sometimes in the family before something on which it stands is lost, and very much, maybe we can save something. let
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the cruel one rage. the burn would not need to enrage. installations, and we are waiting for a long time and boils. this is a morgue. tell you my husband did not bring signs of a pleasant face, mixture, girard. depardieu with sergey zverev decently dressed yes, a pink t-shirt with the inscription kiss to death green yes, the traffic light model will return so they will bring it right away. where does
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this jerk go, huh? hello checkbox hello dear. it 's me. listen, i'm calling, can you imagine, my kolya already does not come home for a week. yeah, we were with him, when we fought the last time. you know what he said, he says i will leave you forever to this old cot, shabby washcloths. i just thought you didn't have it. not why did you yell at once? and she herself is such from such a hear, lord, nervous, as everyone went. hello little hi. my tyutyusik
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missed her. and i murmur-murmur for you and i meow-meow you vitya and kolya we are not with you. and where he? well why don't you know? you and him are best friends after all, everything is fine, give me no time, then call back. and where is the cattle walking, huh? repin's painting we didn't expect olya where you were cute i'm sorry but you won't believe this happened to me you were gone for a week. i don't know what to think anymore. i've called all the hospitals, all the police stations,
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all your lovers. my aunt's fourth cousin's husband died in my second cousin, all this is the point of smoking. no refills good. why didn't you tell me? why am i like the last fool, that you are the last one always the first in this matter? i am the last one to stay at home. and you're such a brute, fig knows where my uncle left me an inheritance. yes, i'm just
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worried about you, like you, there without me, my gentle goat is something for the inheritance. i'm sitting on the ground, worrying, going crazy, and two hectares of land. yes, you are my good one.
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go ahead for some two hectares. what were you doing, what were you doing there for a week? i dug a well, i wanted to find water. the god of the fool has gone. listen, you have no mind, no shame, no conscience, but you have found oil. so, come on, sit down. you must have gotten out of the way. sit down sit down. you are my beloved worker, but it turned out that this
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liquid mud. in the sense of an unpresentable color? who knows where i spent the best years of my life on you. you took them and just now a local oligarch offered me 100 million rubles for this plot. you just took my best years and just painted the best way with anyone ever anywhere. i'm happy, yes, how happy i am with you. yes , sit down. ah, smart one. oh well done! oh, you're handsome, i refused. oh yes, the moron is tired of crucian
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finger for finger, he cannot hit for the family , you can’t do anything, you don’t want anything. i said 200. you can when you want, he said to go, he says to that's what he said. but in the morning he still agreed to pay. all the time, come on, come on, sit down, tell me, dear, and he’s like an oligarch, they even
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wrote about him in forbes magazine, tatya was called bankrupt and years. are you getting on my nerves, but he said that he has a stash, and it is stored in the bank. excellent excellent and let's put this in the bushes. i found a chest, opened it, and there was a whole capital. pack your suitcase flew rested. this is a book by karl marx
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came pancake. i don't wish anyone. these are the nerves. i won’t wish anyone such a husband as you, i’m on anyone and under them 10 million rubles. i will not give such husbands to anyone, you will not find them in the daytime with fire. we've been together for 20 years. true, the bills turned out to be
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soviet. 20 years of soup from the tail, well, how to live with you? well, here's how to live with you and a million dollars were still there to live with you like that. like a million dollars, the american president was painted exactly on the banknotes. so you haven't exhausted all the nerves. fie on you. i'm waiting with money and there was the number 100 and the american president
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franklin nose slanting eyes you got me already. once again i brushed off the dust and lo and behold, what am i saying and understand something? i know that's it, i'm tired of living with a jerk like you. stop mocking the unfortunate woman, i will play tugriks among them too. it's more and i'm
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not interested anymore. you know that i'm leaving you, and i'm principled. if i said that i would leave, then i would leave and you would never see me again. well, what is there? say already that there was gold will bring. horse skull yes, i went leaving. then it turned out that this is the skull of genghis khan's horse museum for a big one. kolya listen, can you imagine, i went for champagne. yes, but i forgot this wallet at home, after this, they began to live a long time,
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