thank you, it was a real pleasure to speak to you. you are very cool very cool energy you have thank you i hope to see you again. our project i ask both semi-finalists to come to me, and also the leader of the hundred, sergey lazarev, will not go down. these are the bright semi-finalists today , completely different seryozha, what can you say about today's qualifying round. well, i think that it was the most diverse selection round in terms of genres, honestly everyone was very different, but very similar, but talented and it was very difficult to make this choice. ah, but you managed some kind of professional autopilot brought us, yes, an amazing result with a wonderful amount

in the semi-finals. i wish you good luck and hundreds until next time. thank you dear viewers in a week eight more contenders for the semi-finals will fight each other on this stage, we invite you to this battle and you at the same time in the same place, see you at the most grandiose folk vocal show. well, all together. god, where is the best?

hello hello humor again on your screen. thank you for stopping by all the hosts on our programs. in such cases

, they say, do not change the channel, it will be interesting, we will say differently. be careful. now it will be funny. we have something to show and tell some of our people to take a break from the computer sit down at the tv. turned on, so the tv is not clear to him where to write comments. and if we also have fans of kazimir malevich, who quite often watches tv, not including it, one husband suggested to his wife katya well, let's buy a new tv. what are you saying katya we are not old yet finished watching, as for me, i'm from the generation that beat the tv with a fist to fix the sound. or video, and the channels were switched with pliers. yes, because the plastic handle of the switch has long been broken and one pin is sticking out life, running forward humanity bashfully lowers

its gaze. first they looked up through a telescope. then the gaze went straight to the tv, and now they buried themselves. down into the phone, they say, they are about to invent teleportation went into the teleporter in the north field. a second later i left on the south so. here is my auntie watching tv, around the clock with her already even healthy announcers there are rumors that one man bought such a realistic 3d tv that he was shot dead while watching the ntv channel. you know, now these accounting services are calling asking what are you watching right now? confess. one person got a call. you are watching tv. he replied that he was always on. and so

no. one viewer, complained, advised me to watch one soap series, but i’ll say such kislyak. you only had enough of me for 172 episodes, in short, many grumble on television. try to casually cover them with a working tv. i generally find where, you just understand the words, the whole theater, you see, flies by plane, and i have to go by train, i shake. well, is it my fault that the plane with you could not rise. okay, we have two news. one is good, the other is bad. which is good at first, so your train is bad in half an hour, we don’t have money for tickets, and who at

the airport spent the entire monthly salary for breakfast ? so i'll go to the boss station. and you are here for now. try to earn yourself a ticket, the honored artist of baydalovsky never extended his hand. then stretch your legs.

3000 stuffed. oh you oh you darling, red tree, we'll go to the bar yes, on the pavement. and how will we leave? like

sunrises and fogs for you, bananas grow in the grass for you, restaurants are open for you. for you only for you everything in the canary islands beaches for you in the markets once a beard life for you salons and massages me you and for you again debts, i’ll screw you up and what for they sing such a mess. i love you

it's not fair, it's not fair, you see, it was my woman, it was yours. yours, help me. you are also an artist. i need to earn money, you know? no money for a ticket. and tomorrow i have to drink in another city in a new musical. the main role in the play merry gnomes how much does a gnome need 3000 500? take 6 do not deny yourself anything

dwarf. thanks. okay, thanks. that's who you are.

cooler no, i'm trudging, in general, you're mine. you are better than anything.

great song good song better medicine problems that we already have understood, we need to strengthen and help her, and, when there were no extreme conditions, the rampage of the coronavirus. unfortunately, the hospitals were also overcrowded. and we kind of already put up with this situation. it turns out that they pay for medical services. after all, everyone who can with money. and who can not health, as for the funny, it is

everywhere and in medicine, too, a doctor, he says to the patient he puts everything. we, unfortunately, can’t do something, you still have to treat, you won’t drink. extend your life says the doctor, real, true, doctor. i haven't drank in a week. so she seemed like a year to me. sick that your brain has gone crazy. do you know why it takes a long time to study to be a pharmacist? probably because there it takes only 3 years to learn how to read prescriptions written by doctors called doctor's handwriting. oh, what to do in medicine, how disgraceful i am, here we have nadezhda ignatievna, how at the age of 40 she fell ill almost at death, she was still like that and toils at the moment not

96 she is still going to hospitals. yes , doctors can't make a diagnosis. here i have more on a medical topic a brief medical dictionary utyatnitsa nurse nurse hairpin. so the masseuse catfish false jaw patch a separate ward for a fee subscription diaper daring surgeon in the hospital to one person in a dream all the time his own heart came and asked it was nothing that i was granddaughter without knocking. can you hear me? don't worry, i'm

calling you from the hospital, well, i was walking down the street and stumbled. i fell to wake up in the hospital with my leg in plaster. well, that's okay, granddaughter, don't worry places. they really didn’t have free ones, they put me in maternity department. there is a team of good women alone. mother is almost inaudible. recently, the doctor came and said that i will give birth soon. the main thing sat down on my bed and said that you were in pain. i say the leg you sat on. this is by no means a hindrance. but your chest

is small. there will be feeding problems. and he began to feel something in my stomach. i think it's a boy. this is the key to the apartment. can you still give me a leg look at the football you are going to play, and so that i would not be too nervous advised me to count to 1.000, granddaughter. i already counted. but i'm still afraid to give birth. no,

they don’t have an ultrasound, they define it differently, if to whom the hostess’s sister gives out a blue robe to hand over a boy, if it’s pink, then it’s a girl, granddaughter, i have a green one. who is the idiot doctor? he is not good, he said to all women in labor, to take an example from me, firstly, so i do not smoke. secondly, it means that men don’t come to me on a date, otherwise they stand under the windows yelling for days on end. zina one recently. uh, yesterday it was tanya screaming all day, anya is gone. well, it's impossible. it's hard to listen. i had to take a look at it myself. what

you? he saw me dumbfounded. done with you. i say if you love it, you'll get used to it. today again the doctor came and asked, well, how are you going to give birth, a solid one came and began to feel me normally. in general, granddaughter,

if i fail to convince them that i am a man ready for everything, you will soon have a brother or sister, or maybe both our medicine is ahead of the rest. thank you while the issue is being prepared for us, let's turn to our heading bulletin board, these pearls are evidence that life itself can also become a humorist for 8, vostochnaya street, there is a skin for sale.

a bust of pushkin with legs is for sale a thirty-year-old alcoholic without bad habits is looking for a wife who makes moonshine age and appearance does not matter . city n. requires a caretaker of the cemetery residence provides at the place of work. what is also slow, a working stenographer-typist is looking for a stuttering director of the city newspaper editorial office, a person is required well, who knows the language for gluing stamps, a highly qualified surgeon will help a bad dancer. skilled brigade finishers will finish you and your apartment. i will briefly take a student to bed and everything at the entrance to the

photo studio you can order a photo of popular pop singers, all these types of artists are approved by the department of culture and the cult of pornography, they are not violence. well, friends, then i can also safely say that watching our artists is very useful and they do not carry anything toxic in themselves. hello , my name is sidorenko nikolai sergeevich. i participated in a sports program. dad mom i am sports relatives we study three families

took an honorable fourth place. i jumped the fastest. despite the fact that it was more difficult, everyone was just me. due to the lack of standard bags, i brought in the bra of my wife tamara, the audience went on a rampage curtains, no one took them. the spinning hoop competition, i won outright so my son told me. free

next competition beam running, i was also the first, but i ran almost the entire distance, my feet slipped. there was pain on both sides of the log. but i didn't cry. i missed the next two competitions. the competition was

horse jumping. through a live horse at the very beginning. i, like a man, approached and asked the horse for a paw. well, the judge of the competition told me that they don’t ask a horse for a paw from behind. and he turned out to be right. then i patted the horse and counted. from behind, he immediately gave me a paw. horse white hemisphere of my head the son said that sparks from my eyes extinguished

eight fire engines. i missed the next two competitions. the next competition was mental core there, i was better too. well, judging by the competition, he gave me the last place, and i filed an epilation for him. the thing is that i'm the only sweeper who hit. his mother-in-law it is a pity that the mother-in-law quickly came to her senses and found me.

two buildings went higher, i missed it. first place i had the least abs. i didn't have them at all. did not hit, i'm in the pool. audience

i went to a boxing contest. our family fell into the valuev family. i got to papa kolya, and i only wore one. olya turned out to be a friendly guy. i smiled at him. he smiled at me remember.

four competitions and also the final awarding the wedding of piekha's nephew's birthday i missed. people participate in sports. the fact is that sport is health fortitude people go in for sports.

igor mamenko, the third outing of the gang, they even came up with the name of the dead head of the prime minister on the russia channel they don’t kill only criminals viktor dobronravov, he works in threes, his hands are connected to each other, but the nickname is no worse than the artist. you wouldn't be. it was famous i can’t cope, they don’t ask me about her artist everything marina alexandrovna

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let's go to the heart remains warming light flowed souls andrey malakhov's evening show on sunday 18:00. musical history the famous romanian composer and violinist georgia nescu was also a good pianist. once, when she was serving in paris, an acquaintance of his, a very mediocre violinist, turned to him with an immodest request i could not refuse to compose a ns-ku for him at the concert and agreed on the way to the concert. he met his friend the famous german pianist. laughing , the nesku told about the upcoming funny performance and suddenly asked. why do

n't you come along with me. what will they do there? i, well, at least leaf through me notes and friends went together the next day in the newspaper. there is a review. strange yesterday. we had to listen to the concert, the one who was supposed to play the violin played the piano, the one who was supposed to play. they were turning over the notes, and the one who was supposed to turn over the notes, for some reason played the violin , you know music and humor, after all, all hits, in fact, they are written to the same music, we often do not understand this, but music it's the same, just the words are different. recently, i do n’t need to listen to words at all. i recently listened to a new one, a hit, very beautiful. here listen to the words. breathe with me reflects shadows.

we dance underwater. breath with me. maybe we 'll see you someday breathe with me who does it sing? it's obviously two currents, imagine i'm not really worried, because somewhere there is a third diver who gives them air from above with me reflecting the shadows. we dance underwater. breathe with me. maybe we'll see each other someday, this is repeated 50 times with me reflects the shadows. we dance under water, moreover. pay attention after all usual. shadows don't reflect, they cast, but these reflect. and who does not cast shadows, only vampires ghouls, they are not reflected in the mirror, which means that two divers are singing. ghoul i've come

with me. reflect to him let's dance under the water. breathe with me. maybe someday we will see you, you and i paid attention, they dance under water, but at the same time they don’t see each other, that is, they dance, but they don’t see each other , which means that not only are these ghoul divers, they are also blind to me. imagine underwater. breath with me. can you see me someday? and? notice the music is familiar. i wonder who these ghouls killed, who swam nearby, maybe valeria, because the music is absolutely the same, remember melt melt melt in silence. the same, absolutely, like a raindrop. i'm melting, i'm in your hands, in my opinion, that's how it was flocks of flocks, flocks of white birds breathing, i want to curtail the movement of eyelashes. or maybe

gloria gamer was swimming somewhere nearby, because she sang, really the same thing. it's just that alexander sergeevich pushkin already played there 300 years ago, remember tatyana's letter, i am writing to you. what more? what else am i yes, now i know your will to punish me with contempt and here out of nowhere arises. pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky sitting on his shoulder, like a nutcracker parrot datanan more, what happens if you resort, but here the question arises. is it possible to write a hit for just two courts, but for this you need to be a

genius, there are only two cities. people often ask me if i’m tired of looking at myself on the screen, i explain that i look at my work for purely professional reasons, the first question i ask myself is it outdated or not outdated, and if it’s outdated, but at the same time, having a link to a certain the historical time of the country, is it now of interest and most importantly humor from another time? does today seem funny or not a word? i ask myself a lot of

questions and answer before you decide is it worth presenting this to the viewer today. i have an indiscreet assumption that quite a few numbers from my repertoire continue to live for many people with a hilarious effect. judge for yourself for a change, let's see this. oh, from morning to evening, how are you? fifth then forty-fifth tired, for whom i do everything. and for myself i shave for whom for myself? and what does the bristle prevent me from with me don't kiss? you set the table for yourself or for guests for yourself in the kitchen in passing from the saucepan. if you don’t miss, my aunt recently cooked mashed potatoes, she has been for the

third month already. without end without end, then get the leningradskaya electric meat grinder, then the self-adhesive wallpaper, too, i didn’t want gauze dresses with my daughter. i naively went to the pharmacy. for a wife , a chamomile for her head, then her mother’s agave for immortality, it was necessary, by the way, 10 scars. wow. maybe i decided to save the meeting myself, cut it myself on the conscience under half-box, how can they do something to me with the dog from her one stomach. even better, with dad, i pester you

with permission to walk with kikimora. maybe my saliva is poisonous? i say it's pudding. now, if this is the way, then who am i sophia loren or what? everyone is offended by something, he didn’t call someone about his health, he didn’t ask, he didn’t congratulate them on his birthday, they pouted, the text happy new year should be congratulated. here is written, 35 postcards. horror, simply, and at the birthday party does not give anything. still weak. i see it in my face, and they themselves give it i remember they gave me a shirt-front. i began to undress me in the clinic. i almost put my son on the register, take him to the theater to ennoble, then blindly get that juicer in a day. so the oncoming one sits by the end of the day with his tongue hanging out. if only someone would put a flood on him. find a parent meeting find humiliation, too, i alone parents sit proudly with their fives. and i, as a

naughty physical education lesson, ripped off the teachers. show how the twine is made. showed him to retirement 2 months left. children at i had some shortcomings, the girl waved under 2 m, she thinks weakly at the sea, she almost drowned because of her, she screams from the water. daddy come here. here up to the throat. by the way, you need to figure out where her neck is, where mine is tired. not that word. tired of quitting everything , i can’t even imagine how to quit it all, when i put so much soul into it, when you just think whether your wife has eaten or not with an umbrella or she gets wet. i don't find it difficult for me. you just smile notice what i'm doing smile smiles don't growl. let me

understand everything. you know how i spin. spend with a cool hand on your cheek, i know that you are tired too. well, it's so nice when something and for you now there are many parasites on television. head i know who i'm dealing with, but today i have a mindset for good. and

some did not laugh at the humor of our session. in a transfer in broad daylight, this happens and will mean that my joke has reached you. today, the setting is good, if you want to close your eyes, close, close your eyes, don't let me down. i am very strong today. since the child will be colored through the tv. i am today you feel very strong, don't you?

in general, the reaction after our session is unpredictable today, many men. warts will

dissolve men will disappear. setting for good, i have a lot of telegram bags, i sit on them 300 men quit smoking 500 started to pay. and he dragged on the brooks of the three men and grew together with the market. some people let me down incorrectly treated with a sore spot applied to the screen.

do not be upset, i also have a good attitude towards them. so we'll all get out of here. and now if you want to wave your hands, wave, like this here with your hands and stay kind sergeant

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expectations. how they meet, my god really. this is where the tears flow. i know, cool movie, generally fire. we will sit together on the porch until the morning until the morning, we decided to recall the best songs about dad. forgive me dad. unlucky son, it seems to me that our dads are hearing today. they definitely hear from us for the thirty-fifth year, daddy, he

makes sure that i just live and be happy, so as not to be a burden for me. this, of course, i admire your mother. hi andrey malakhov's evening show tomorrow at 18:00 on the russia channel, get to know each other. this is my sister maria and this is mine husband. dima i want to get under him on saturday. and sunday on the russia channel today, the problem of education is that parents used to raise children, and now their educators raise children - this is an investment in their old age, a man wrote to the

editor for a long time i have not seen words on the internet. politeness upbringing. tell me these words still mean something or can be considered obsolete. at school, one mother was asked how you raised such a smart good boy, mother joked, lies, threats and blackmail whom nature rests from, then heredity suffers, and can inherit. unfortunately, my great-grandfather. he said, this is for my grandfather, and my grandfather, my father, my father told me this. now, the time has come, son, to tell it to you. well, who are you such an idiot born into , huh? if it’s small, then you can mock him at all as a teacher, he’s going. very good, i

found everything, so cider. why are you smoking in the toilet, and what do you want me to smoke in class? i want you not to smoke those filthy cigarettes of yours at all, and i smoke mine. i smoke strangers to school with father. understood, understood, father can't be busy when he is released in a year or two. clear.

so sidorov, you are not rude to me. i ask you, mother is free. no, she is married. but come to school, she can, maybe, but she won't come, for some reason smoking goes to school. one poured or now you want steam here you will sit? and i pulled the chair out from under you. how to crash. did not work out. i

want to see your mother at school immediately. handsome, my bald little son of a teacher. sorry, i don't know your first name. the fact is

that your son is a chicken recess, you know what he's up to smoking lesson, right? no, the point is that he should n't smoke those filthy cigarettes of his at all, he always shoots when he doesn't smoke. he shoots cigarettes, is she crazy? yes? no no, you listen. your son is behaving outrageously. he said that his father would be released in two years. he said so. dry it, they don't need to beat the baby. there is no need to

beat him, his father added an extra year to himself, the prosecutor did not even allow it. legs here, damn it, lifts up wants a boy. lord, why did they call me ? well, do you smoke, or something, yes, that's all, joy my done there what did the director stuffed in the face or what? he smokes? lord by the way, that he smokes tobacco or weed, that means he already smokes weed

stopped going. i tell him, mom is free. he says no, she is married. so what, and what am i of this goat? let's wait, shall we? and ha-ha the students raised to give will start so well, well, well, there is no time. me with you lyaz sharpen here. i still have to go to my younger brother to carry packages to prison, but they did. and how are you? what did you think you were sitting? here the mother only walks. he doesn't know where to go. so if he what will happen to you call me immediately. here he looked at you with a sexy eye. he looked, but i don't

know how sexy or not. well, well, listen, well, listen, but he's such a child. a child, he’s a child, the guys didn’t miss a single skirt, and he’s like that, so if he does it with you , immediately, call the phone. what phone what do we need we don't have a phone. call the police 02, i won't have time to run right. i won't be able to go to the police right away. call. do you understand? it 's when nobody starts to understand sexually, fucking how his name was robbed? what? what kind of program hello lucky neighbor aunt lena actress 500 rubles. mom

doesn't go to school. have you forgotten what it sounds like? our motto is smile your face. they say soon there will be 1 million in japan, the inhabitants are over 100 years old, imagine a whole million and the point is not at all that the japanese eat a lot of fish, but that the japanese do not shit on each other's souls and constantly smile and moreover both fundamentally omar khayyam wrote do not hold back what is leaving, do not push away what comes, smile at life, and then happiness, itself will find.