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hello hello, we present the next program of our comedy kaleidoscope, which, with a wide rainbow, should call you to a good mood. someone said the quality of a joke is determined by the width of the smile. one girl

wrote, i don't understand when you are serious when you are joking. oh, it's very simple, when i say, i call - it's a joke, my character. and, when i send a text message and ask if i can call you back? i'm already kidding. i understand that with a sense of humor, some people have bad jokes. after all, we have said more than once that humor requires talent not only from the narrator, but also from those who evaluate it. if a person has a crooked smile, then this is his reaction to a joke. the talent of an artist displaced by the center of gravity is not only a gift from god, but also a huge work based on the study of his profession, the psychology of those to whom this profession is addressed to talent up to a certain age, not converted into success as a talent,

different talents cannot be considered. all alone are stronger in poetry, who sows laughter with a joke, and who inspires fear. everyone has their own path, everyone has their own trace, someone only friends of someone know the whole world. terrible. probably when a comedian realizes that he can no longer feel that today is funny. and what is already gone, but even worse when he does not understand this.

it's us, i condemned you. it's you. yes, you definitely kicked out their last name from you. i'm such a man, what a man of god suffocated to him, god, god, you're worth that you're somewhere incomprehensible to me, where? please come to you, there is no talent of this world, star, mother. you looked at yourself in the mirror, even i can't make you a megastar. yes, i'm not talking about myself. i'm talking about the daughter of a docha honey. so

from here. i crash like that. well, now, unfortunately, many have time. you misunderstood me, drinking it, so a person understands yours. take her. i'll kill everyone in the village and tear off their heads and bring you. so far, no. no, no, i don't need. i'll talk to her, of ​​course you yourself did, calm down, calm down, calm down. you pay. which firefighter broke up. i will talk to your

daughter. himself is our work with you such a person who is a girl. please tell me what is your name? her name is galya mom, can i talk to you, please, talk, please, for us the honor of stacks galya please tell me there, and how old are you, she is 20 years old, e 8 months 14 days seven days at 20:00 18 minutes 19 seconds. mom, let me talk to your daughter on my own, please.

please tell me how did you end up all finished very happy. i prepared a bucket of dumplings. i mean, in the evening i came hungry and finished eating like the loch ness monster. i understand you, you are such a honey, already such a good beast. i'm not here for you. and why do you want to become a star in order to please your mother, yes, yes. yes , just talk to your mouth, talk to your mouth or let it open. masha i'm here. if

you don't want it right away, put it down. please tell me, what is your range about the range of her sweetness? a lot of oni is lowered in her will grow. here is my ranger. not litter the movie. body eat took the bottle took opened drink your health no swallow. galya

tell me please, do you sing, i mean, do you sing in a choir or are you a solo singer? vitsa so adore even right in the light. who is now? well, are you turned with her open all the time, talk, talk. get busy, i want to hear how your daughter sings. and how do you get drunk? so you said. cozy, otherwise the catfish gave them a burda. you kiss me

everywhere 18 me already you kiss me passionately closes the vacuum cleaner dances, dances. as if, well, what an ambat, what kombat is a trap for cockroaches? it's cockroaches in your head. mom, do you understand what i want to hear? do you understand how your daughter sings alone?

think at the beginning of atalantes. i remembered a funny phrase. my neighbor is a talented bastard , talented, because it's good to play the violin. and the bastard, because he plays after 11 pm all night, probably everyone is talented in their own way, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. she will live her whole life, considering herself a loser, and yet donya was accepted into this

plant. and how does she study there now? let's take an interest. first we first you who i am glafira her mother, like the original stage name glafira mafia. i mother persecuted mother. listen to galina, mother, galimaya, if you want to become a star, it is enough that i have a star in my house, someone looked at me wrong, on the right, like a star. all you say is that you are a

beast of a star. see what i have. for a soup set two meters of bones you were not fed as a child? i ate for her, i see, talker. as your name? her name is galina for the stage. it 's too pale, calm, mother. i think that from now on you will be called something beautiful, for example. so called, it's shut your mouth ligaments you'll catch a cold. no, look at her name, she doesn't like it. how will you

attract fans? he is so good at languages. russian languages ​​and on the russian stage , understand, you need to stand out with something that's so level ground. now

your duet will be called stars. weightlessness has janye. why don't you go to bed premiere on the russia channel

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people don't burn, she left songs from the bottom of my heart andrey's milk show on sunday 18:00 on the channel, russia i believe that the word bike takes its root from the word ban. tell me, but one way or another, according to

my understanding in the bike. there is always a statement that such a story actually happened, maybe happened. or maybe not. but does it really matter that only one thing is funny, is it interesting or not? we use these comedians, but some of our bikes give the word documentary, grandfather enters bus. all places are occupied. one large woman took a seat and a half, a quarter remains, well, grandfathers options. no. well, he's settled in, they 're on their way. uh, the bus skidded to the side of the grandfather , rolled down on the floor, sits down again on this place, and so silently says, but the whole bus hears the woman says. excuse me, don't move your oven. she became uncomfortable. she sucked in all she could, clung to the window, they were driving, she thought and again squeezed out somewhere, he was again on the floor. he returns

the woman. it's not just you in these seats more people like me move the oven. i ask in a human way, she sat down again, again thought about the sharp turn of the grandfather again on the floor. he is already nervous for the whole bus. yes, you move the oven aside or don’t lift it, and the driver hears everything, they see it and comrades pass it on the speakerphone. whoever takes it to the oven, pay for the right in the oven separately. we have one guy who entered the theater now he is a famous artist, and uh, he had to pass the dance, they gave him an accompanist - this is such an intelligent woman. she says, young man, that you will dance? he says, yes, i myself am actually from siberia. i was not seen in the dances. i know our only russian trampling lived-turned out. on the vyzhera for all the series, i'm her. what are you doing, guy, in general, you stammered me, in general, you say. i have to warn you now i won’t get on the keys for a year, i don’t

know anything at all, i don’t need anything else. what are you going to do tomorrow? do you know that the chairman of the commission is 85 years old? he will do it on the third, in general, there is any mission for an age ambulance , he calls and what to do? she need direction you need to prepare them. i will start playing a russian folk song. yes, what kind do you like, he says about shoes, what boots? okay, i'll start the boots. you went did the first round, you know? you are a great sportsman. yes, you still spread your arms and slowly passed the second round. i went as a falcon to the commission slowly as a falcon. they are waiting for what will be you the third circle went to the commission, there are always women, and you show them that you understand not from those, but from these you are with your lips. signal get out, you're a boxer. yes, he is a boxer, and you see lips all over his face and there is something hint. he says i wouldn't have thought of it myself. tomorrow

morning we will tear them apart. she starts to play. he walked out slowly. the first circle, the second circle, with a falcon to the commission, the third circle went and began to signal the chairman of the commission. stop enough is enough. all come in. here in general. i danced all the way home siberia back. he says i didn't do anything . so that's it, there are 100 people standing outside the door to dance. let's dance everything home. he says, so i'm a young man, what is incomprehensible at all, he turns around. thank you woman and without warning. you choose her and a shirt, and then i tell him, you don’t need a shirt below. enough. you also had something to show that you were pulling the cat by the whiskers. another story. at the beginning of my career, after the theatrical, i traveled abroad for almost 7 years. i had a lot of original numbers, yes, and there were clown and

all kinds of musical ones, and i had to make a trick hat. uh, cylinder and i'm like a lazy check, i think i'll buy it. i'm a plastic bucket in the store, yes, and then it, and culture will make a cylinder from there, water, there are fireworks. all uh, i was then absolutely unknown to anyone. i go to the store a thousand little things i go to the economic department, plastic dishes, good, a choice of sea, dishes, and such a lady is sitting lazily, bored and suddenly. she just comes out of tetanus, sees a man starts measuring buckets. everything in a row and i feel that there is no my size, then the little one is too tight for him, you can’t adjust it. a bucket, at the same time, i tried on a couple of basins. well, you know, so is she. you know, russian people, they are rarely surprised. she thinks, well somewhere open day of the door, exactly at the top on a shelf, there is such a yellow bucket, you know. here is the intuition feel, here it is mine. i say, girl i'm sorry,

please. you, this little yellow bucket from above, will not get me. she looks at me for so long. they say young man. you will, of course, excuse me for curiosity. but you go out or every day. take this green one. you have measured it before. it refreshes you a lot. go further into it. tsar nicholas ii arrived at the front during the first world war at the forefront in order to maintain the spirit of the soldiers, and now he is standing on the front line, some kind of enemy smoking projectile arrives, falls at the feet of the king and is about to explode. but he is a king, he cannot

cowardly jump back to show that he is afraid. dignity goes ahead of this person. remember how saakashvili hid from the plane and ran. there is a slightly different case here, here the real king stands a nimble soldier of professional movements, grabbed this heroic shell, threw it into kvet and it immediately exploded. the king asked the surname. so that nikiforov your majesty so no your majesty call prince golitsyn here prince colonel nikiforov has asked for your daughter's hand. but golitsyn was not ready for such a turn

of events in his family, so he allowed himself to refuse the tsar, which was completely worthless, got angry. all right, prince general nikiforov is asking for your daughter's hand in marriage. golitsyn again refuses, the tsar is not angry, but irritated. well , the prince, my personal friend, asks for the hand of your daughter, golitsyn wanted to refuse again. that would be overkill. he was rescued, soldier, former soldier now produced by the generals, he slapped the king on the shoulder and said kolya yes, send him away, that without him the women would not sit down than at school. one man told me, but he wanted

his hair to grow. but he had the right to want. he went to this psychic, and he gave him a tube loaded so cool, cool, loaded like that. a flat surface so not hairy, after 10 minutes everything will be in the hair. here zasekai exactly, after 10 minutes moved out. he put the tube in his pocket. in pants was it rush hour?

and 1 minute has passed. nine more and it will ring there. maybe he pushes someone's hand there. what is a woman next to blush begins? the leg is tight. the main thing here

is that the man understands that it's kind of like it's not his leg that turns out. and the woman is so bloody. we didn't even get to know each other. yo-my, when to get acquainted another 8 minutes and it will be too late. too bad my hands are full. i gave you a slap in the face, i have a free one for 100,000, and in 200 minutes i

ran and washed it in the bathroom. are you from a tube by any chance? and the joke, and you already for your own wife it's a pity, yes, i don't feel sorry for this cream for you. how will you go out into the street? after 10 minutes you face will not, what 10 minutes. i have been sitting for half an hour. no benefit. i just wanted to eat, the man was delighted. yo-my, it's good

that this cream turned out to be ordinary, and you say psychics here. today i saw an old woman helping a boy who was playing on his smartphone to cross the road. imagine, it means she leads him under the elbow, and he plays for himself and does not look at the road, our old people play , of course, well done. a survey of pensioners was conducted near the social security building and the employees asked the pensioner. what is the most important thing you did in last year, the old woman, without hesitation, answered survived, and she was right. this is the most important, and there was

another such funny case of a military unit , an old woman came there and said to the duty officer. call me, please, sergeant. sidorov, i am his grandmother, and the grandmother sergeant sidorov cannot answer on duty half an hour ago. i went to your funeral. this is how the granddaughter did not expect that the grandmother could even come to the military unit. well , how are you there, little one, huh? babzyaki, but you creak , right? so come on darling, hold on hold on, hold on. i say, you know who i got wound up, and he's a drinking horse here. no, i'm not an alcoholic, i picked it up, beat me up. i remember how the doctor taught me by association that there was no sclerosis

. yes, then more. a tomato manicure is not a manicure, to look at the tomato monitor, then again chat tentak klava is a fool klava is a fool, klava of the tour was our fool. i would remember her in my life. then another mouse to a gray one, such a mouse, you need to put pressure on her ass all the time here. calm down. she won't stain anything. she was crying for the masses, then these round ones are there, like gramophone records, only tiddly, and on them you can listen to songs and watch movies that are between the vertebrae of the kolyans. you yourself are a hernia. what about a healthy person? suits

for the correct thinking nose, which means that you press the button, a shelf pops out, here the device is called a disk. now now i remember sit abramovich sit abramovich sider. thank god, my neighbor is a boy programmer in a kolyan programmer, probably not so violent, crazy technical capabilities. quiet at ease, does not drink, does not smoke, does not carry a demo. no, he 's just claude an artist. and show him everything tomato, i came to hear and right from the doorway to

tell me now i'm your grandmother from the wood. but at first i didn’t understand what he was talking about, sonny , what do you mean i’m talking, i drove my own firewood for a long time, some of them whispered theirs to me and brought memory. i owe you the mood. i say mila and last tuner. i probably had that criticism about 20 years ago, and he noticed that i i'm worried, says my grandmother, my dear, don't worry, don't fuss, relax. i, - he says, - now i have thrown off everything that you need from your pisyushnik . i say don't come, he says don't

worry. i'm not going to break the flash drive, just in the back and that's it. i scream. why do you need it boy? he says, why, in order to install windu for you here, i also first corrected kolyan such windows, i scream. no need so no need to press naked. i am now i have become an educated mother such with this motherboard. what do they know for? most chief you know he me and made his soap. yes

, not the owners of the soap with kolyan soaps, this is a yamail, you can use it to acquaint yourself with suitors, find a vent, write about yourself and charm acquaintances with a blonde in a green headscarf, but i behaved with lice out of my ears. and i sent a photo that was not my own, and i, on this fashionable hanger, how, lord, tomato , eggplant, pepper, hilton yes, i strained. but you know how the men reacted. listen kolyan do you still want to get married? come on, let's taba and make your soap. you will be our kolyanovna, dog. something offended in the pitted all dogs. yes , this is the whole mirnaya kennel. you will have

sclerosis password so that you do not forget. let's write something about you and send them photo cardboard and shameless ones. how is the lord angela with a mandala, angelina or what ? jolie here jolie why send your photo? are you serious about men? not sorry? we want truthful. well, let's have fun, let's write how to eat kolyanova. under 80 years old weight 35 kg roll married you apply. now look at you guys. so be angelina jolie so be jolie with a handle. directly what they write. and what a mad little man kolyan reacted to you in which

you want to marry a councilor to john, advise you to turn where you go, i myself don’t understand some kind of word, double in some. my cabinet of curiosities, go and ask, do not miss your happiness, and i will run neighbor programmer scratching at the door to ask for his mobile phone. for the last 30 years, our young people have begun to insert foreign, mostly english words into russian speech, as a result, it turned out that they are not in russian, not in english. competently not they say. you know, it's just on the easing was such cool i'm high. well goal with me in the next passion, it will be just a beauty, but i have a little bit of gasoline

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more fun . hello police. help i'm being robbed , we're leaving. where are you? i'm studying a new receipt for rent at home, the old man told me. i used to be afraid of the dark, but yesterday they brought me receipts. now i 'm afraid of the light of water and heat and a little more garbage. and damn, i'll call somewhere. just need to find grandfather's phone where he put it, huh? not here, what kind of person always puts somewhere, then you will not find anything.

hello, hello. yes my lord, what can i do for you ?

i urgently need to go to the housing office call where am i to call him why do you need to call the housing office what did you come up with again? well , how, well, they put up an announcement in the entrance that it is necessary to take meter readings, how to do it? i don't know through your computers, i don't know. i have to call. and you didn't pick up the phone. i say i didn't see your phone, i didn't see it. yes yes its often you take, what's in your hand here in this what show the magazine? cattle breeding, well, not bad cattle, but everything is in the other hand. in another place, the phone today is not a phone, it is a cinema, it is a postman, a wallet

is a store, whatever you want a notebook. and where to reap? i don’t know, but i called them recently at the housing office, now i’ll press the repeat button. calls have come. i know , girl, that my call to you is very important about what not to press in order to call the eight in the housing office. come on eight. hello, this is the housing office. well, where did you disappear to? baby, i 've been waiting for you girl.

call me my mistress daughter. forgive me madam. help me take the meter reading. take readings from hot water. and as before he thinks slowly, now he thinks slowly and works also slowly. hello hello testimony hot water daughter semai

faster, why are you pulling rubber? the rip off we are fastening paid to install it. hello scold me, don't scold me. my master before. they used to call us different names in the housing office and now they are asking us to name them.

you're a lazy fool, you exhausted all my nerves. the cat is tattered in the ninety-first ninety-two, especially 95th 98th 2001 2003 2008, yes, all the time bastards work.

hey, goat, i told you from the very beginning, take my meter reading. and this is a mandatory procedure undress well, if it ’s good to take a testimony without this, she still doesn’t see what i’m doing. ok then. i'm filming myself saying you're filming your suspenders. i slowly take off my shirt. i took a pencil in my hand, a pencil, i

took it. what kind of pencil do you have? well, i have a simple pencil. and to me about my pencil nothing about him tell a stump he is a stump. worn down over the years. i sharpened it on one side with a knife, and on the other, the cat gnawed it. i'm ready what, well dictates what? the counter is dictated by a snail, then a horned one will do.

very hot. i'm writing down hot water, 69. let 's keep on giving, listen to pryhalkin. come quickly. yeah well, what, yeah, whatever you want? yes, sheep, i've been

trying to take the meter reading for half an hour. i don't have any strength anymore. i'm already on the edge. you're a fool hot water 69, but what kind of cold? you're all, i'm all goodbye to talk.

hello well, i'll arrange for them now. i'll go to the housing office now, arrange everything for everyone. where are you going to? whom to arrange in the housing office i was going to my mistress work like turtles only money from people and mouth. come on, well, grandfather don't need a magazine. here's a better read. brick fallen once on the head hmm must be used as a step to climb higher. get hurt, get hurt. somersault.