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well, dear friends, now we will know the name of the fourth finalist. come to me. we have two contenders for the fourth place in the final. you are ready to see the results of their vocal battle on the screen.

alexei osichev wins with a score of 90-68. thank you, lucky, for the second time you gnaw out victory. adelinochka we are waiting for you next season. well, thank you, we say goodbye to you, see you. next season, promise thank you, i ask all the finalists to take the stage. let's say hello. here they are in front of you the first four finalists

of the fourth season, well, it was difficult for everyone together, but it was very interesting sergey, what can you say, how did the experts cope? yes, it was not easy today, because, in general, the participants fought each other best against the best, and it was hard for the expert, because they chose from the best, but we did a great job with us, amazing finalists in the first semi-final. thanks hundred. our first semi-final turned out to be fantastic and proved that it was not in vain that it was invented in a week, we will find out more four lucky ones whom we will call the finalists of the fourth season of the most ambitious vocal project. well, all together.

god i live here.

hello hello, humor is starting to work again on the air. i do not get tired of repeating that humor is a breakthrough into the essence into the truth, a humorous outlook on life is the view of a realist of a person who will find something to laugh at his optimistic and pessimistic and at the moment of success, so as not to turn up his nose too much and at the moment of failure, so that don't get too discouraged. this is a look to the center to the core. and the truth, as you know, lies in the middle. our first. the theme of the cruise, who does not seek to visit a beautiful ship on a cruise on the seas, oceans, of

course, most would like to, but it is the majority. there are no funds for expensive blood, therefore, such a scene in a travel agency, tell me how much does your ticket cost? cruise in a cabin with a window $ 1,000 without a window 700. but then i will pay as for without a window and i will not use the window. you can, of course, calm yourself down, but you don't have to, especially since this is a very dangerous cruise business. what if weisberg vpenderem humor and the earth intervenes in such topics, the earth of the weary called out, the shipwrecked ship , getting out on the shore. meat. the meat delighted the native, running out of the bushes. as they say, the ship was carrying caramel, the sailors ran into the ship for two weeks caramel, ate aground? we are

not talking about how dangerous it is just to swim in the ocean, the humor is about this dad and why the australians swim the fastest, and in australia the sea is full of sharks. that's why yes, anything can happen, the girl swam in the sea. and suddenly someone started it under water undress, she feels and resents. well what are you doing? help help 1.0 dolphins, as a 7-year-old katinka said, when she was asked what a cruise is after a cruise by men by women, you often have to marry in other words from a ship to a woman, but we are still going to go on a cruise for at least 10 minutes humor about it. what

is the name of the cook on the ship? stay here, i'm going to var, don't move, just stop. there are no boats. no life jackets. oh

. i like it all. excuse me, please valerian doesn't want you. thank you very much, boat. no, there are no life jackets. when will we have lunch? excuse me, excuse me, please, would you happen to have a sausage sandwich? thank you and i love the food to the tears of the people. this is very, by

the way, do not want to participate in the competition. you must name the second name of the date fruit, this is a three-letter word. you get from note , this is a ball with horns on it. can you tell from the upper deck? come on, we said together and op op, okay. it's good to save, what is satan, why are you pestering my wife? i am from you i'll make a barbecue. darling, you don't have any fresh press. i forgot my glasses at home. read what they are looking for. i want

to hear your voice. what they write look, a dangerous criminal is wanted. special signs of short stature hairy arms of the left arm of the daughters

apparently do not go to dinner. crazy will he fulfill his marital duty, or what? i'll be waiting for you in five minutes, in the cabin, don't be late.

how lonely are you? look, sorry, i don't drink that much. in this course well, how long are you here?

the next number is called the conductor. i would say that this is a sarcastic irony over pseudo-creative people who do not understand the simple truth in art. nothing can be done formally, the viewer immediately feels it and you will end the viewer will turn away. i am an extreme existentialist in this matter, if an artist does not completely devote himself to his work from morning to night, sometimes he betrays him at night until morning. in this case, he

makes many mistakes and blames everyone except himself for this. wow, he got his sleeve dirty when he changed the wheel, interestingly, beethoven also changed the horseshoes of his mares himself. now only turpentine. wipe off. can our football was blown again. we will rub one place. prices are rising every day. now

an inexpensive apartment in moscow can only be rented with a camera. it seems that russia is to blame for all the world's cataclysms in egypt , the coup in our country is raising prices in england, burning the store, we are raising prices in thailand, the flood , we are raising prices in greece, the problem. we raise prices the chairman of the international monetary fund raped the maid us in connection with this increase. the twelfth year will be the end of the world represents how the target will jump. me, between by the way, water flows from the tap in the bathroom, and judging

by the receipt for the month of april, hennessy should flow. strange people, men, how to sleep with everyone in a row , it's okay, how to insert someone else's flash drive into your computer so they immediately ask, but there are no viruses. for the third year i have not cheated on either my wife or my mistress, or any other woman of mine. i have a wife, of course, a mysterious woman, she will spoil anything. if she doesn’t make it in time, her smart friend will come . recently, i bought a dress to tell, the tutelka in the aunt. today i measured the press.

have the chicks grown up? i calm down as best i can. so what if the chest is small. but the beads lie flat on our women. everything, on the contrary, the man drank, forgot everything the woman drank, she remembered everything. dear, what is a coccyx? it's the end of the spine in an interesting place. it's strange that i have a head there. still, the insects have dried up for good reason. i love only the female praying mantis, well done woman. fell in love seduced ate and forgot. where to go on vacation this summer, and

abroad i'm already tired. yes, i'll go to the village to his grandfather ivan. there every day holidays ivan kupala ivan sunbathed ivan got high. here you ask what it is you have already got drunk in the morning, even though you didn’t eat at work for me. i want to. still, it’s better not to go anywhere from your apartments on vacation, the last time i returned from vacation, i found a red sock under the bed, one main one, from where i don’t wear red socks. that's where the flutist told an interesting anecdote. it would be necessary to remember it, i'm anecdotes. for some reason, i don’t remember, sometimes you listen, you listen, in the end you only understand that you knew him. and this is such an interesting mouse in the forest

watching the moose coming up behind him. yasnenko fits in front not to understand from behind, clearly incomprehensibly. the mouse asks something, saying that you are here, she told him. i look at you, elk, and i just can’t understand such horns with such data. beethoven's strong work was good, he didn't have a daughter. he didn’t have to buy her what she asks for. my here told her urgently, in order to go to the eighth grade, she needed to buy an iphone ipad laptop, a mink coat, a pink briefcase with swarovski crystals, and just in case, a notebook with a line.

grandma tells her at your age. i had an intimate diary, this is outdated granny. i am currently running a database. the price has risen, dad, and yet where does the red sock come from in our apartment. it turns out that alexander rosenbaum wears a wig inside out. i didn't know how many interesting things in life they say if chuck norris would marry ksenia sobchak and take her last name, he would be chuck sobchak yes, well, the music is

slow. what are you sad about? oh, i want a company of a cheerful company, it doesn’t matter. what gas oil. or maybe it’s easier to make a chocolate factory, i’ll make my wife happy, it will be all in chocolate. i'm tired of these complaints, especially about the wardrobe. nothing to wear and nowhere to hang. a woman, in the end , must understand that when a man tells her. yes, most of the time he fails. just complete the sentence. yes, you went. what is a frag that interferes with conducting? was he filling up

an injustice? what nerve cells do not recover, and fat ones do not die? yes , oh, it sounds like sending music, but they are so bezvylazny there. still, an intelligent person will never say yes, fuck you, he will say, i see you will go far. it feels like it went over yesterday. wheat is also incomprehensible soft vodka juice dobry cigarettes are light, why is the whole day so fig?

soul asks for romance, the fifth point asks for adventure. the heart of love is the liver, of course alcohol and only the mind, the beast against all this. but what about human reflexes, but the liver itched, shuddered, because the man didn’t need to drink a cactus. he walked around the cemetery for a long time yesterday. well, it happened to read these ribbons on wreaths. from neighbors from a colleague from a wife from friends from vodka, no one is remembered.

i have never tried drying my head with a mixer. they say, hair is sparse, but curly. at the same time, massage has a chance to grow wiser, you need to grow wiser, it's time to do business, otherwise what i do. such a business plan i take a loan of 1 billion dollars from a bank i buy this bank. and i allow myself not

to repay the loan. they will let me into their trough. look for a fool, by the way, you can call a person a fool who wrote in the questionnaire in the column where it is written not to fill out, well, i wrote. what is again a trombonist who did not enter in time, here is a parasite, lower the status of our theater. soon we will have in general, our orchestra will not be invited anywhere. rested here.

beethoven and poverty. oh lord, and deafness and unhappy love, and i'm talking about some about something in general,

vanity of vanities forgive excuse me. maestro i see you, now i still do not believe it came off.

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generations, you need four thousand 94%. and that's it. this is about 300 years before you and i were born. we should be grateful to all our ancestors, because each of them is in each of us i want to present you a new monologue from a simple layman. what i want to say, just don’t envy me right away, but it happened in our city that these quarantines ended before everyone else, well, many people immediately rushed to the park. even those who have never walked, and i mean, past our clinic, there are ads on it for injections to raise immunity under a social program. well, i'm going to the treatment

room. i ask you here and immunity, it pricks there and says, yes, you can plow on your immunity. and we don’t have enough fukols for a pensioner. i am i say, i'm a cooler pensioner, i'm unemployed, well, the nurse didn't argue with me, but he pricked me for robbery. i'm home on tv the bad news , as expected, and i, instead of swearing all this, why did you immediately sit down to dinner wife pricked up after dinner, you know what broke out of me? thank you wife, i dropped the spoon. and i'm not, to go to the garage with unwashed hands, because so and so for everything to take, suddenly took and washed.

the wife looked at the dishes at my washing and said, tolik, how they changed you. today, by chance you not hit on the head. got stabbed in the ass. well, i told her how the nurse shirnula my wife, how she yells. oh only, here i am a sheep. well, i forgot to warn you, i watched a video on the internet for five nights in a row, they said that bill gates would introduce microchips to everyone through vaccinations. to follow us for seven is good for you to drive. it's time for me to go fishing with the boys. so give me a girl, that is, a fishing rod, my wife says, oops

freudian slip yo-mine. i think it's true that my uterus has never been so frankly outward. jumped out. maybe, i think, in kind, the chip was stuck, well, i was going on autopilot. i’m driving, on it i cut the teapot beautifully along the highway. he catches up with me, lowers the glass yelling. where are you going, goat well, i think that's it, bespectacled you left yelling after him for the goat in return. thank you. thank you for opening my eyes. i need to yield to my neighbor, henceforth i will drive politely, where did such a market come from, otherwise they think, at the behest of chip, the bespectacled man, who almost

lost the steering wheel, shouts back to me. i'm sorry, i never offended anyone, apparently, it affected overwork of my body father self-isolation. i'm sorry, i'm sorry to ask. okay, i say, go in peace. and then the chip shamed me for the word. okay , so far it has stopped cursing at all. the wife of a fool, i can not call. and you don’t even want your mother-in-law to die your mother. in short, i got to the river, the boys already, which means that the mouzon was lit on the brazier in the clearing, the devkatek was turned on, it hooked me. i loved 3 days, my eyes are joy, and it’s better to wither again, the

freshest air worked. i can’t smoke, i grabbed a glass of vodka in a swoop. i poured it into my palms and became my hands wipe the stars, admire. count the chip encoded me. i squared her for half a year, she is married and men can’t, no matter how i explained to her that my wife is essentially not a wife, but just a bastard sheep. and then puts his hands on my shoulders and affectionately whispers anatoly show me the big bear. no there,

what are you laughing at, there i wanted to say. of all the stars on it, i can only find the moon and myself, as the last botanist, i mumble in poetic language for you lyudmila i am in this endless sky, not only that i can find a big bear, but even a small one. lyuska snuggled up to me, and i so wanted to zhenya yes introduce yourself to the bastard, the sheep wanted a chip, the cattle reoriented me he says to me, tolyan, are you trying to get away from me ? and i mumble something indistinctly to her,

i say, lucy yes, how can i explain to you, along the way, my chip is frozen. lucy was indignant, why didn’t you say before that you are a chiponess fooling my head . and i, instead of explaining to her who she really is. i rushed to call zhenya dear. sorry for the delay, i'll be back soon. i wanted to jump into the car and suddenly i notice. rather, the chip damn wonderful that the whole glade our garbage is polluted and remembered. i'm here grandmother's order. never granddaughter, never throw garbage on the ground, mother , it's all the same as spitting in your own mother's face. and at the same time i collect all the garbage in a bag and also the moon. thank you for shining brightly, and it’s convenient for me to squirm, but a normal person. whether the moon to thank, then to the chipped. i stuffed all

this shit into the trunk, somehow reached the nearest garbage dump, and there were five multi-colored innovation containers, fiberglass metal, paper, food, waste, you lie, i say, you won’t take a chip, and what do you think you took? i untied each bag in turn and, like a smelly intellectual , glass into glass, paper into paper, tin cans into metal, scraps of friends of drunks, womanizers, into food waste, and the bag itself is in the classroom. yes. i shit was not so smart to distribute everything so competently.

can think chip me still mighty foreign language. come home, the wife did not get drunk from the doorway. i think, here's what to answer her and chip gives me a hint, you know, dear? boys, there fishing, slut, kebabs fried. i suddenly realized that the meat is unhealthy, my meat rushed around my neck. he says at last. how many years have i convinced you of this. maybe we will switch to a raw food diet. yes, i say, i'll eat it raw right now. wife, i'll cook dinner in a moment. i wanted to smoke in the kitchen, i told my wife to vomit. listen, let's throw out the ashtray. she says come on oh sorry. it's still crystal. i say, come on, i 'll buy a crystal vase from it. for what as

for what for flowers? march 8 is coming soon. my tolik shed a tear. you are definitely chipnuty on march 8 in more than half a year. i say, how can i live now? chip in one place, go to church to father george to him at least for advice. he is wise, he doesn't even have a jeep. i rushed, i told father george everything to him, as if in spirit, he answers so with a smile, my son, we have such an economy in russia that they can insert a chip for you if. only you yourself will pay dearly for it, and then it will quickly break down. and who then makes me do all this, and this little man is your conscience

awoke. with a fright with what such a fright the fame of what will soon become viral? as often happens when people are doing well, they do not notice their bad deeds, since famously bursts out, they immediately become kinder and fairer. yes, don’t worry, the pandemic will pass. everything will be forgotten and the human conscience will fall asleep back. i say, it is that people will again begin to sin and nature will pollute this way . you will not sin this world, you will not repent. so go in peace and don't even think about the chip. and here, i think, how not to think about it. and when i now, as a stupid american,

i study english, well, it’s not my conscience that makes me do it, the chip knows who oh, how life has pricked me, but what if, in nature, all people begin to listen to their conscience? not from an injection, but for fun, it’s cool to be without any injections, everyone will start to be good. everyone, as one, love each other, respect mother earth, and even politicians will love each other, like in a fairy tale. if so, perhaps, okay, i'll go, i'll go to my mother-in-law, or rather to my mother. to take the products, otherwise she is still afraid to go to the store. i'll check

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noskov . variety clownery rarely appears on stage, the ability to be grotosque, to fantasize eccentrically and to exist correctly in this exaggerated space is a rare skill. i would say very valuable and at the same time i want to note that in humor there is any genre. can become a clown and eccentric. here are two small examples for you, when

jokes can also be called clowning at 3:00 at night. a knock on the door, the owner barely got up and opened the door. a man hears a voice behind the door push. are you out of your mind at 3:00 am. why are you a man, help me die, push the man went, got dressed, went out into the street in the dark, he yells, where are you? yes, here i am on a swing ceilings. the hero of a clowning anecdote comes a man to a pet store. you know, i am a very lonely person. i would like an animal that would be able to talk. do you have something like this? of course have. at we have a talking centipede wow. he

bought it, brought it home, fed it and asks to go for a walk , but there he is silent, i ask to go for a walk, let's go or not. she is silent again, the man is furious. they didn't fool themselves. what are you saying yes quietly. you say, i happen to be a centipede. the third anecdote is no longer an anecdote, but an eccentric sketch.

if i didn't work in the theater i would go to work in the police, stand by me. come back, stand by me. come back. if i hadn't worked on the stage iriner upside down is incomprehensible.

if i didn't work as a theater fitter, i would

worked as a carpenter 6 to 88. if only i worked at all. i would work in a factory,

two keys left and right.

if you hadn't worked at the teresa durova moscow clown theater under the direction of teresa durova, i would have taught. taught choreography

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