beautiful steal money, i can tell you that such enthusiasm is such youth, uh, that radiates from you. it's downright wonderful. i want to recharge directly, recharge , and we all recharged first from your lightning, and now we are sad, but we are not sad, we are glad that we have such talented guys, young on stage, young people are so talented, in general. our country is rich in talents and you. a wonderful continuation in the good traditions

of modern pop music, but you tried to sing to a real live orchestra very rarely, in general even, in my opinion, for the first time it was on this program that the orchestra just happened a huge thank you guys. girls. yes, i have a sink khabib guys. performing to the accompaniment of a live orchestra is a special privilege and in our project all participants receive it. we thank the archesterjet for the fantastic workmanship. as a result, the rabbis who sing it are actually not so easy, but we managed, so it's very cool. i have always dreamed of singing with an orchestra. and it turned out thank you, our presenters are the best and sang along and basques when in a melancholy about their own

academic ones. i honestly think this is the compliment version. we were told about our youth , they touched on a bunch of times, in general they were super accepted. it 's very nice. and this is a great motivation to continue making cool, kind, most important music for our youth. yes, yes the person who is the most with me. our eyes are on fire, folks. well, it's not always like that. completed, we once again congratulate everyone, with the premiere of the second season of the duets show exactly in a week we will be waiting for you again mirror the wall to create new unique star duets before your eyes. bye bye everyone see you on tv channel, russia

hello hello, laughter cures all diseases in the world, and it is the most reliable medicine of all, but is it possible to imagine a world without jokes? yes, he would be just creepy without jokes, when fear and darkness are cold in the heart, only humor does not let go crazy.

pensioner nigmatullina this is my husband's second hope. robbed a store killed a neighbor harboring a dangerous criminal. here is my unfinished one. okay.

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such an excise stamp in 15 minutes, draw, here is a real one. and now we will conduct an examination , lieutenant. prepare instruments for examination. moscow time 21 hours 30 minutes

captain after the first examination chemical chemical composition analysis h5 small

amount comrade captain forgot ch3. lieutenant where did the polypropylenes, alcohol-containing mixtures come from? let's clarify. really

temperature what is the special invitation needed, or what? well, as they say.

well, it is acceptable in small quantities. erase

tomorrow with parents to school. what's overkill?

all sorts of examinations carried out with us are delayed. the content of volatile acids is normal, however, the content of ethyl alcohol is 42.5% not, maybe i can’t be more than 40 mendeleev forbade me.

indeed, 42.5, well, overexposed, well, whoever it is. would you like to take a break?

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i have published several books with numerous witty quotations of anecdotes and various paradoxical phrases and aphorisms. the collection, my extensive one, which occupies several cabinets with folders, since i started collecting from the end of the fifties to the present day, the collection is replenished due to the most meticulous selection work. it used to. so i returned to an anecdotal turn and pre-revolutionary jokes often launched a joke in my editorial office, where it acquired more bright sound, and there are jokes that are more than 2,000 years old. by the way, they also appear on the internet today along with modern jokes. in general, the internet has collected everything so that there is what is, what will often be the wits of the seated person. in my hall,

they memorize some joke from a monologue and merge it. in the internet today, the circulation of jokes in nature is obtained. i'm sorry, because until recently, we meticulously respected all copyrights . now everything is mixed up, where is the author 's joke, where the anecdote is no longer distinguished. joke always retold, as soon as humanity began to laugh, and retold there are author's anecdotes, there are people's in their collections and reports to the viewer. i highlight the brightest, so my collection is called the honor roll, wit by unknown authors. you on this board, too, folklore appeared a lot of aphorisms. this means that the people began to think, ironically and concisely and with humor, how pleasant. look at these aphorisms. any people appeared among the people, russia is the only country,

where you can be treated for free study and work in america join the missile forces me anecdotes short brain. it is the organ by which we think what we think. there are amazing people out there. i especially on easter this, uh, quoted and told, and everyone liked it. there are people who believe in god, but god does not believe them. very witty white and fluffy - it's actually gray haired. who is looking for where the legs grow most often there and it turns out. in addition to other people's troubles

, there are also other joys in the life of a horseshoe, which means someone else threw back a hoof, it seemed that we were finished, which did not seem. even alcoholics think ironically. the main women are long legs to quickly run to the store for a man. if there is such a section, if you do not have a woman, then someone has their door, if the first time did not work out, parachuting is not for you. if

a woman came in the morning in a crumpled dress with smeared lipstick, then someone needs her. husbands and wives section when there is only one wife in the family, she grows up an egoist doomed a man, the one who himself washes and irons his apron in his youth, a woman loves with her ears, and in old age. you know the folklore of the inscriptions on cars on the rear window, they often write something, so there was humor on this topic. i need money.

on the gazelle, you know now, such gazelles appeared. the crew urgently needs a stewardess on kamaz. well , such a huge truck. don't touch the bucket. on unwashed cars wash me, i'm all scales, one new form , a message appeared on the drink. here, too, you see life suggests the form of a message to a neighbor. bought furniture. this night. i'll come to choke you signature. you put a small mousetrap on the alarm clock.

i had a difficult childhood until the age of 5. i thought my name was shut up this duck was called the gray neck because it was the dirtiest and the patients refused to use it. sometimes humor depends on one comma; if you don’t put a comma, there will be nothing. here's the ad i'll remove the damage. sad

time, but put a comma sad comma time the plaintiff crept up unnoticed. a nudist is one who walks on the beach and nudists. where are my clothes? where are my clothes. pioneer for all children ivan tsarevich rode for three days and three nights until the rope was taken away. the children joyfully shouted

bagel, they did not know that kolobok was mortally wounded on the flight. please is there such a section, uh, wisdom? well, of course, pseudo-wisdom - this is also from the goatskin rod comes. not everything that sticks out of the water is a swan. women

are fools, men are bastards, happiness is in work, the less girls we love, the more time in the sun, the wider our muzzles, the closer our ranks. and what poems appeared amazing rushes to me to cut the 600 mercedes my asphalt roller, hopefully on the table or there will be bad diapers. and roasted peanuts and a delicate layer of chocolate

you can find all this in our chocolate bar, if you poke around in it for a long time, the new tite will make your linen flawlessly white, no matter what color it was reached, the inscription on the tombstone , not all yogurts are equally useful. some advertising scenes appeared right on the stage to transfer. say, do you have coffee macones? unfortunately it's over, dear girl.

12 pharmacies urgently need an experienced pharmacist, not this schmuck company offers chicken cubes, sheep balls and cow cakes from a warehouse in moscow. the crew says goodbye to you have a nice flight. shut

up forms what bizarre forms take on jokes, what twists and turns? what images are brand new sitting two tomatoes in the fridge? gingerbread man comes out of the bath says. well, this is known. this was often repeated among the people. well, i like flying two bricks each. and where are you flying, but i don't care, as long as the person was a good one and such an announcement at the school of disgrace past us. 60-90 looking for

adventures in your second nineties. it is impossible to climb a rope without a mat. they will come up with god bless them . here, by the way, there are a lot of mine here, and i read the next phrase in all seriousness, written by grozny in a newspaper article, the police are engaged in prostitution, not enough of the conversations. i rode the tram yesterday with your wife. she told me a joke. i nearly fell out of bed. americans that's all they say a film for fools for fools, and i

liked the conductor passenger passengers. show who has what. call at 3:00 am. hello unknown friend. you don't sleep either. the girl on the radio calls and says she found a wallet yesterday. there was 5,000 dollars 618, business card stamps in the name of garikan, avenue 19, please put me a good song. in russian, you can’t read, it’s written a pie without anyone.

well dear, what should be built into what. but there are such small hooliganisms. let's go. well , what kind of jokes without hooligans do you need only in moderation and allegorically, then everything will be decent for a gynecologist-stomatologist. it's not for you to pick your teeth. here, in my opinion, is the shortest funny you are a member of the party. no, i'm her brain general to the fighters. you can congratulate me. my wife gave birth to triplets. i'm glad that once comrade general. hello is a society for the protection of animals. yes, but who the goat offended you. it's nice, firstly, when a person laughs, he rejoices at something, which in itself is

wonderful these days, and secondly, he is being treated. yes, doctors explained to me that some hormones are produced at this moment that strengthen our immunity. you have already strengthened yourself in advance. laughter something therapists appeared. they say 15 minutes a day to laugh. that's how you are. for example, today you have a wellness with jans. that's how good our people are, they say, laugh to your health in the literal sense of the word. moreover, now the doctor will go into the medical topic. i will only go for myself. doctor after the operation, i can be a dad, of course, only roman. the plane landed on the chisinau flight, moscow , the passengers come down with fear, one of his pants falls off. he picks them up zadolbala aeroflot who

fasten your seat belts in a hurry. very interesting look at the audience. they sway like rye when the light is on, when you laugh, it's very nice, uncle. cautiously, the staircase is smeared with grease, silent, snot, grandmother. you live near the hippodrome, the horses don't bother you. throw the commander, four yes, the station, so your three. why won't you go?

a small musical joke very elegant, it will complement our mosaic of humor in all its manifestations, tchaikovsky for everyone.

the philosopher said everything will be beautiful tomorrow, sublimely tragic and comical. everything will be fine. and

unfortunately a little bad. it is only necessary not to lose the sense of humor of tears and the ability to enjoy the beauty of life, because it is also there. and as he said, our great culturologist mikhail bakhtin nothing final in the world has yet happened the last word of the world and the world has not yet been said the world is open and free. everything is still ahead and will always be ahead, which means that humor has a great prospect.