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sergey hello welcome to us. hello. let's see what you have in the envelope, let's see what it says yo-mine. well, what do you mean, i got the song bitch love mikheya, jumanji, i formed my style in many respects, relying on this song and mikheev in principle, that's how the battle will show where it hurts, bitch love, when i heard this song. i thought damn why didn't i write it. i was still quite small. i was 16
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years old, i think street girls am i the only one who can play the guitar? who can sing this song? who do you think is in the same style? maybe with you to perform this song? but it’s like, i don’t know, i’m afraid, i’m afraid to guess, to be honest, first of all, i have a shorter christmas tree, yes, that’s either from the boys, i don’t know the calls can do it. i think, finally, for these 20 years of this song. i still fucking learned to sing it. well, i wish you a good performance. let's see you on stage. yes, goodbye while our guest loves the song bitch love, he has always been a fan of mikhey, they knew each other and is very proud that once at a concert mikhey asked to compose this song for him, however. he himself never sang it and
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is very worried about this, because he believes that it is better than micah - it is impossible to sing this song. my palms are sweaty, of course, and i 'm sure that as soon as the wall rises. i'm about to fall, probably, like this, to peep someone, because it's very interesting. which
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i was not given, i took them under the heart. they were lying there, so no, they didn’t gather dust and simply didn’t take holy love and sorrows light of blood running victory quotes of light except running dad to us they are so what small they screamed so much, i felt it with my body. like to be or not to be. i would like to know how that's the question, how would i not kill you not love you. how's your answer to you indicator care love, then my love.
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that’s how it happens, i don’t know, i just cured you left it on a capsule that didn’t want to stay with you so much, and it flew off no one ever suffers to someone who will never know anything, not the one made of plastic. after all, these are my races. love is the color of pain in love sadness. the runner said. she screamed so i felt the body, and then to be or not to be. i would like to know how. how much is the question, how would i not kill you, not love you, as if i
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love found you love. i would like to know how that's the question, how would you stay for me not to love you, like here, i'm all here, how did you get. i hurt you, i love you.
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pizza on the table, oh on the stage, olya go naturally. well, which one of you is micah. which one of you is jumanji? the cult song is very touching . you know, it is very grounded. yes? that is, this is a song that is emotionally, probably exactly us with
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seryoga did it to some extent, and so here is the feeling that she is very light in feeling, because then according to the notes, maybe, but it is this wipe that is the mood that is important to convey in the song and not even what to convey, but you have to feel like this to live and the way you did it is so great, but i realized that this seryoga is already somewhere in the middle of the song on a certain chip inherent only to him. there was one word spoken. now i don't remember. well, it's definitely pizza. to hear distorted voices, as it was, i think you can portray you there like this. somehow like this, well, it seems to me that now it was a real art. it's just absolutely true guys and, firstly, this song suits you so much, and with high respect for it, they did it very important, but, because you can just drink too much. and you can put your soul and feel. so you felt you got high yourself here and we got high with you and the audience. i looked at
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them. they swayed to the music with you. i 'm sure to go too near the tv screens. bravo , what do you like more pizza or burrito? are you talking about uh food. yes, i'm generally for a healthy lifestyle. by the way, i have a question for you, but related. uh, you have such a culinary name. and what do you think, what could be the name of skoley, yes, guys, you and me, i just don’t have honey, well done with milk. maybe, like dumplings can be dumplings, well, that's about myself. sorry, i'm from bashkiria and uchmak, therefore. a good name for our tandem would be, yes, let's see your reaction. she was just incredible picked up, of course on the spokes.
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i'm waiting for you over the souls, but not the time, i would serve your
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deadly weaponry killed you soul flew on soul no deadly weaponry. passions why do i break off? i, on the contrary, propose to go after the first high kach, in the second one i will have to sing the second track now. no, you have to drink, and now the song mama burrito. we, too , will crave to live on
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the shore, hiding somewhere, but each new step is where to receive. take me turned on, take me with you in my heart so much love turned me on for me. under another sky only our lands will cool down
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broke off now my dear very nice applause it was cool. you are cool, and you are unique, you are not like the others, but you continue to bend your line into a musical one, because this one has a huge number of admirers of fans, and in my face, including you are cool and cool. thank you. thank you. the main thing is that it was musical at the highest level. the wall is drilling, in short, it went up. so i looked in and saw these shoes , i thought, that is, this is garik stopudovo, i recognized you by your shoes. i thought about what we had not sung before together i don’t know, somehow everything didn’t work out. just maybe the combination of burrito and pizza is expected. they still think we are food. well, yes, yes today you saw a lot of lucky stars, a lot of
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unexpected duets and got a firework of unforgettable impressions. why does it exist? this show in a week we will prepare for you one more portion of such emotions. watch our mysterious vocal project and sing along with us. see you on tv channel russia bye. bye kolya
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hello hello i never tire of saying that humor is not only an entertainer, but also a therapist friends you will be surprised smile has a positive effect on cardiac activity. we smile when we feel that nothing threatens us , the muscle activity of the muscle involved in the smile sends messages to the bridge, signaling safety. what leads to a significant decrease in heart rate strengthens the immune system smile and laughter improves blood circulation and increases overall tone in the body increases the number of antibodies that fight infections and improve work immune system. a well-known joke when a doctor asks whether we will treat or let him live. has my
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answer be funny. lost phone scene on the stage is not a solid gait comes homeless. khristenko it'll work out it'll work out oh well, how? come on, come here homeless let's go straight to this homeless so walk warmer. come on winter order
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woman do not wait for the
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thread i can not get through. why do not you take the phone? hello, shout woman home,
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do you hear, go home immediately. 15, apartment 3 there was a telephone somewhere, i called. i do remember. i
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called, so i picked up the phone. i rang. after put the phone in his pocket and ran to the subway. so it fell out somewhere around here. oh neighbor. hello vasya, take out the trash here and ivan petrovich. you won’t help, the fact is that i lost my phone somewhere, i don’t understand where o you won’t give me your tube. i'll dial my number now. and by the call we will understand where he is here, call a friend. thank you.
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and i'm sorry. the fact is that you have my phone. where are you? the street is my home.
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and as so, i'll call my wife right now and tell her not to open it to you. scared the bum burnt boat. i see it's easier for me to open the lock of love, how to praise to swell. hello petrovich , please wait. wait a second. maybe one more call. i'll just call my wife right now and tell her to leave the house for literally half an hour. okay? thank you so much.
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how did you know it was me? understood, so listen to me carefully, listen to me very carefully. i want you to leave the house immediately.
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and so that after 5 minutes you were not at home, i understood, and for now i will call the police, my love, my dear. maybe, let's get along without the police. i have long wanted to tell you everything. no. no, i want the police to come. i want her to shake this goat with a horn, dear, my good one. don't touch our neighbor ivan petrovich. it 's all my fault. i'm ah, ah aivan, petrovich is here, and vasya vasya, you're dear, damn it. yes, i'm not
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here at all. she says that you are like a man full of mouth. remember may 27, i need to urgently call the trash. so it seems to me. do you hear that a man is needed by any chance?
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i just lost mine. hear man. changed his mind if you want me to go to the woman cool street from gogol three.
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this is my adress. why do i sometimes do recollection? well , probably because i'm old, but as the sages of my genre taught me, i need to turn my shortcomings into virtues, and sometimes even into advantages. the fact is that i found several generations of outstanding artists of our art. and not only ours. for example, i was honored to meet duke ellington, marlene dietrich and many others, and our artists even
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i don’t have to say, but most importantly, i keep in mind hundreds, if not more, of the brightest pop numbers and theatrical performances, about which i would very much like to tell and, if possible, show to the current audience of course, from what will happen, it seems to me, interesting today. what is the charm of culture for us. the past, that is, the culture itself, which we no longer know or have forgotten or know inaccurately. and is it important to know. i think that it is very important and it turns out that this section, which i called the old, charming stage. we we want to bring back the smiles of the past. for example, a young italian artist, who in the fifties brought us
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an interesting sound-imitation radio receiver, several of our artists seized this original idea and used it all their lives, let's see the original. another
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artist from italy, this is already the nineties, claudio channeli literally did nothing smiles.
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in the fifties, when television appeared, i saw comic dances for the first time in my life. they were performed by very respected artists nikolai cherkasov roman yuryev and pyotr berezov, the stalemate and charlie chaplin were young then and naughty from the heart 1924 almost 100 years ago.
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after
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the war, people especially needed a merry word, which not only made them happy, but also gave hope and the artists did not keep themselves waiting, they appeared, thank god and did their noble work from the heart, tarapunkka and plug yuriy timoshenko and yefim berezin i have on me other theatrical organizations are also catching up. never mind, in all our orchestras. we have our drummers singers live in clover. and even in the circus, lilliputians have a noticeable growth, therefore, if i leave work, it will be a heavy blow to hide and seek for all our art. you see, this is our sensitive delusion . yes, i want a sensitive device of the plug system, model 207 without hai bis can not
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stand lies. wow, the device came up with a good plug on my head. allow me to continue my report. where did i stop comrade. you stopped. here at this place, they say, now continue. comrades my dear citizens in general, if you understand it so well, then i am generally a good worker. work everything, it broke. i'm sitting head and shoulders above all the directors you know, i want to say head and shoulders above this. i mean growth. you are important, of course, i say, it’s better to come out, because the high ceiling is higher, but in my work there are
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unprecedented successes. i wanted to say that there were no successes, that in general, sooner or later. my work will be less, but awards will rain down on me on the other hand recently, someone joked bitterly, nothing like that doesn't take away people's demand, like prices. i want something to look at the price, but no, i don’t want it seemed to be the price today. they don't just bite like mad dogs, they just tear you apart, then you still have to give an injection for rabies. that 's interesting, they raise the price of alcohol so that people drink less on cigarettes, so that they smoke less, and this is where the question arises. what is the purpose
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of raising utility bills? yes, and the prices of people humiliate. it's not just a thought, prices are raised people are humiliating it already. so deeply said humiliate they have to somehow adapt such a monologue about one person who takes everything not only much cheaper than everyone else, but takes exactly twice. that is half price. that's lucky i'm not a fool, i was born.
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i took the filling used here, well, a cool hat, i will say, like new from afar, like new. the further you look at it, the topic is newer, that the beaver hat is on. i have them with older roller skates. well, but warm, i have a beetle, right? one ear is missing, though, i won’t lie, but the other is hanging out, let’s say, i’ll freeze to god, i twisted it so much, and everything is warm. contact
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please. through me, the father of the children, she has almost all the new grandchildren. well, take the fool. they didn't want to do it before. something that exploded more often than it turned on was a lot of spare parts. such a thick such a sound and constant.
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well, a constant sound twist was lost somewhere. until its closer on the sled. he listened, listened to his tv set , then he took something freaked out to me himself, he took his shirt and wrinkled it. well, with a stick he crushed me right. well, fool. well, half the price is left for another one of the same tv set.
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here or what? that's with the economy listen, i had. i have vasilek, my brother, my dear, he decided to buy a walk-behind tractor for himself. a new one, well, a fool, well, i know, grishka got it in under a shed, it costs half the price. not new, of course, the walk-behind tractor is no longer old, even here, well, a good monologue. and the deceased motoblocks are also not spoken badly, it costs 10,000, and we took spare ones. for eight and spare parts for six months , vasilek has been plowing with this walk-behind tractor for the fifth year already.
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i’m young, of course, the refrigerator is already with a pedigree of 45. it freezes, everything. again, put it in your hands, it freezes up to your knees. not without gloves allied. don't walk past in shorts.
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everything is fine in moscow, the letter has already been sent from chukotka . the rails are running out. the doctor told me. it ’s a secret, of course, that i still have someone’s spinal cord in my back when i
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mom's bride was officially cooked for you yesterday, darling, praise has affected you, gray hair, we feel like children , quickly open my greetings. andrey evening show
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andrey malakhov tomorrow 18:00 on the channel, russia not so long ago they wanted to open a new reality show on television called who is stronger than a chainsaw. but after the first release, this case had to be closed because of naturalism. oh my god. wow, now they say they want to launch another program in the format. the talk show will be called. let them not lie, even rehearsed this program, but nothing came of it, everyone sat in silence, someone sighed, someone mumbled, sometimes they scratched their heads so sadly and parted, spreading their arms. well, what to do, they say on the neighboring channel launches a reality show called house 3
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, they recruited some moldovans there. well, they are people who work in love, they did not make love and silently built two quarts without scandals. la, and the other went live and the presenter asked the hero of this talk show a question, you have been living absolutely without food for 5 years. how did you do it? you must have taken lessons from tibetan monks. no, he says i took out a mortgage. once, bernard shaw was asked how much you would like to earn in order to consider yourself happy. he said exactly as much as i earn, according to my neighbors, and i would say so to myself exactly as much as the newspapers attribute to me. as i understand it, bernard came after watching some shows about himself. it
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's a terrible job to get in the way of everyone's work, really. say please, uh excuse me, please say this is gaining in intellectual show here. what do you express? i say, xs, we are casting here for a new intellectual show, xs, i want to know in short. yes. i, too, xs, then. i also want to know, you know, my head is very brainy, it was such a big head. i have n’t tied it in a hole from a t-shirt since childhood. apparently, they were just waiting for you here, i am your main site. i
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feel me only xs, one question. i want to know. very xz is it true that the main prize you have is a million? well, if you answer all the questions , pass the casting, then you will become the winner and get a million. all questions i will answer all questions. i'm listening. well, let's start with children's questions for children. yes,
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stepashka hare. piggy piglet philya kirkorov but i'm not. let's ask an adult question.
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brain are you there? please answer. name the most famous potent poison. these are my wife's cutlets. it's arsenic. both mouse and yak have no arsenic, compared to my wife's cutlets. this is candy. i brought you want to try.
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this is stas mikhailov. so it's the same thing. i won, put the bird. well, in the sense of a tick. i can't get you tick. well, let's have an additional question. let's ask questions from the field of anatomy. which organ in a person grows all his life?
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this is a three letter word. but the men don't know.
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well, it can't be all lies, lies, lies, no, and you say so. this is the nose, i thought it was a bird, and you were smart as a child. i'm smart as it is now. can you go from here? house-2 this is wrong, you cannot even
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answer elementary questions. so you are asking a difficult question. what are you doing, in general? take me down. on purpose, right? okay let's ask the simplest question in a white coat, jumping , eating carrots, what is my wife on a diet? it 's a bunny, but that's what i call it, a bunny. okay? a question from the field of literature, who will tell the bird rates a question from the field of literature, who told me? my wife can get you to anyone, when you married me, except for your wife, in general there are some options, the zenka storekeeper is at work. neighbor valka from the house opposite the hairdresser from the fifth floor dentist
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pyotr petrovich and you are here, but when everyone is busy, i play cards with him, that you are my head to fool, and all the time you the question is normal. ask me everything, everything is fine there. everyone walks and clicks his teeth. the mouth opens at night howling who it is, but not your wife. did you know? why are you wasting my time, do you understand questions? you probably don't know anything yourself. sit here smartly doing questions. he
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asks you to write answers you pretend to be smart. i'm going to ask you questions now. you won't answer one. please ask. yes please ask. well, a big electrical network. you turn on the button, you press the steam goes. you know, in my childhood with his steamer already. i got a buy on me, - she says - this is otherwise, she says i won’t let her. ask a normal question. well let's okay okay. okay, let's not make a fuss . normal question, but difficult from the field of music , four words are good.

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