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will help. if only there were documents, we have a mistake, there is a laboratory assistant of the prime minister tomorrow at 20:00. with all his heart andrey malakhov's evening show on sunday at 17:00 at home said that he was going to work.

sklifosovsky what to make you strangers yet an outsider tomorrow at 12:35 on the russia channel entered the stage at the age of 3 and immediately, together with philip kirkorov poor boy 3 years old, enter the stage next to such a giant. so you can get a psychological trauma for life, however , everything happened, on the contrary. it was a brilliant start to a career, but he directed and instructed the young star, just the one who is on the other side of the mirror wall. let's see how these artists will meet each other. hi very nice

to see you. in general and even the pallet of the gun i will find you. i will find you. i really like that i got this song. i think it's all organic. well , in terms of. here i am and this song i see it, who else will i do not know. that's the only thing that can probably cause excitement guess that then it might be in theory. it may be, well, seryoga leads, he will not have time. he just needs to change quickly . here, khuli this is not his song kirkorov well, it's just that it's just part of my story. at the age of 3 1/2, i went on stage with him and sang,

my bunny. yes, that's why it's the godfather, dad, you can say, well, i generally always have excitement. before going on stage. basically, i like it. everything here is so emotional, and i understand that it will just be a very high moment. i 'm looking forward to it and can't wait. i'm not afraid of him. on the contrary, it’s very cool for me, but i wish you a good sleep, thank you. so tnank you. yes, see you for our hero, participation in this spirit is a real challenge ; unknown materials are not the one he is used to listening to, not the one he loves very much; they are familiar partners, so he is very worried and is going through. i really look forward to this particular live performance, since the orchestra, of course, is a big buzz or any performer. and of course, there is intrigue and excitement inside now. i won't hide. i'm definitely worried because i'm, well, very interested. and who will be with me? let 's do it today.

and i know it will be our summer. after all, you are mine yes, you are mine yes, i can’t give everything without you, the keys to you. i'm like me, yes, and even then the gun i'll find you. i will find you the sky covers. snow spinning only i will name the beast, who will cry every day, if you find the torment to stop.

after all, you are my flying in you, like a cutlet and even a trampoline of a pistol, i will find you. i will find you all without you the wind heals you the lord to me, i will find you all without you. i will find you, i will find you.

can't be without you. vlad sokolovsky andrey sokolovsky listen, well , this is what it looks like, in fact, human cloning , you understand? these two brothers cannot be said to be father and son. you are about you. yes? andriukh absolutely guys. this is hello. hello new shot. i

remember vlad when he was 6-7 years old, when we were still on the team went on tour together to concerts, when andryusha performed in the ex-mission group. and i remember you when you were 20 years old and you were wearing a sable fur coat. it was a good time. vlad that your father is a great example for you since childhood, of course, and, probably, it was thanks to my father that i heard high-quality music at home and fell in love with it precisely thanks to my father. i fell in love with the dance, because how he did it, he was great, his team was so no one could move at that moment, so everything happened in a natural way. that is nobody got me anywhere. in principle, i didn’t drive , my parents apparently noticed that i was addicted to what they were doing and decided. actually. my dad was very strict. it's true, but fair. yes, how long have you been a wife together for 33

years. vlad hasn't left yet. here is the direction of the new vlad two children. yes, we know this. you called up today, what did you say in general or how or was it generally a complete secret did not even think. no, we were in touch. i live director. this i know, how could we not call up. i was ready see anyone. well, i don’t know, maybe rita will. well, that is, well, well, what you will be is just a shock. well this shock, when you see each other, and i almost fell. we just want to show your reaction. she is simply incomparable . well, some kind of delight. indeed, it is so family-like, so strongly masculine-honestly. yes, look. summer as simply stunned. and all ah with the

fret behind the scenes i say. i did not know that he would be with his father. i'm telling you, listen, well, how gorgeous you look, father, in general, this is him to me says, well, yes, so i think that i will look gorgeous at the same age. well guys really look, it's true, good genes as they say. well, let's start with the ex-mission song. you are the first ready and ready. the first hit, by the way, of the group

i will tell you the right words, because you are my glorious, because you are my first i will tell you, i will tell you the words verni, because you are my glorious, because you are my first. but now there is a rupture of the aorta of a girl named katya. finally, pick up the phone. so i understood go.

she's famous in the pop museum world, just remember. i'm just kittens and my friend check it out actually. you're here calling the message everything, it's not fatal, but still, if you see the empire give if you see, stop. it is he who calls, to please the phone is the phone.

so, we sang our songs. maybe now we will sing your songs, we sing ours already, season 2 we love other people's songs, you come to us come and do incredible. uh, just some emotional wave bursts, and today i just want to wish from the bottom of my heart that such united there were more families. how are you, a. we want to express a huge huge gratitude for the emotions that we are experiencing here today, because honestly this is an amazing experiment. thank you very much for this. thank you, the audience has been to give you pleasure. here is sokolovsky andrey sokolovsky your applause father and son know,

well done bravo now andryukha embraced, as if uh, youth in the third. it immediately jumped back 20 years. you know, in fact, i have the same story with my uncle he is 60, and he looks like this are young. and good. i think, lord what good genes unpleasant information, of course, i also like 40. of course, i like a sixteen-year-old handsome man to endure. i say why is my dad already 90? just some incredible shock for us, uh, i'm sure, but not something that i could not have imagined. that is, if you can take 100% there, then 100% i would never even have guessed from our reaction. yes, it was a shock. no, in general , the concept is very interesting, of course, such a very overly emotional very cool emotions, amazing

just thank you very very interesting project. for today, this is all our musical cylinder is stopped. in a week, many more of the most daring show business stars will appear from it, ready to perform with a mysterious partner hidden behind a mirror wall, watch duets on the russian tv channel, see you with us. bye.

hello hello humor has smiled on the screen and is looking forward to it. when you notice him conveniently, sitting in your chair , someone expressed such an idea, laughter, revives the roots life laughing. we multiply life at the beginning of the program. let's rush to the luxurious ship. what does not happen there, for example, during a sea cruise, an intelligent lady approached the captain of the ship. and asked nervously. it is true that in these places the sea has a depth of 3 km. well, no more than 500 m. oh well, thank god, otherwise i was so afraid of the

ladies asking a lot of interesting questions when at the ceremony of the cruise ship one elderly lady was honored to break the traditional bottle of champagne. she asked with what strength i should hit this bottle, and the ship, so that he went into the water beginners on the ship. you, most importantly, do not be nervous, but follow the rules of water traffic. you don't have to buckle up here, but you can see where your life jacket is. whore, just in case no, necessary. stee, listen to the schedule for tonight. from the cabins of the company, you and i will rehearse gorky's play at the bottom later. we will assume that jules is correct, a photo studio has been operating under water for 80,000 years. you

can make yourself an album from the cruise so that you could better understand how our photo studio works. now we will show you an advertising bouquet. it is made, amazingly with a 2 megapixel camera. now these two megapixels will appear here. let's welcome them. so, as you probably well know, there are glossy and matte photos. so pay attention here are the photos before the holidays.

everything is off in the hotel. photos that are taken by a hidden camera. look here is one failed romance on the ship. the first photo is of him in porthole.

her husband in the porthole signed me without me pay attention to the photos from the museum, i'm with van gogh. with measure radena with klitschko

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crocodile with me i'm with a snake. i'm with my wife. i'm with my mother-in-law. i'm with the monkey.

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something cool became, maybe we lost our course. honey, what's ahead of us coming? i asked you 100 times, do not slam the door so loudly. comrade captain is just ours, as if hit an iceberg. we tried six by eight. in 10 minutes we'll all be sinking, oh life jackets and what else i can't

say. no, i can't do it. it's not me, okay? we're out of your favorite lollipops. report what happened to our ship. well, you know, this needs to be done somehow smoothly so that they don’t suspect anything. the word captain of the ship is not passengers, but those who want to see, but exotic deep-sea fish. please pass to the right somehow artistic.

do you know about theatrical or something, yes, dear citizens are passengers, and with a light blow of an iceberg, our ship turns into our ship, and an elegant submarine. fellow passengers, please remain calm. it 's just rats running from the ship over there.

like funny people shooting slingshots, i have a boss, nasty bald on time, we have to eat the ship we get to know each other. remember them openly. and we run run run run run run run run and lie down we didn't give up yours. you where i see the earth i see the earth at the bottom at the bottom of the idiot. now

we what, now all wait a minute if we drown us at least feed the last debauchery? i don't want any i have never had a man, to be honest, i'm very scared, but thank god i even had men. or maybe we sent a signal lord tell us we have a pump just

suck no, three points us. hear you save how few children? help me fight back. shoes hey, my you swam somewhere near change your taste and into the ramps sooner, true we are nose squads. save,

help we need. they came to help us. those soviet artists igor vitalyevich savitsky

said there are people, how sweet spices are with them, sharply salty, sometimes even bitter, but without them their subconsciousness is already tasteless, as it were, says, i ca n't help but humor about life. it's so hard to go crazy better than with a sour muddy mug. well, how i live tells differently. he picks up when the ambulance is bad, when the police is good. that's how experts generally say that people began to live better, but people do not feel it. but they are not experts. eh i used to think that the famous song beautiful is distant about our future, but it turned out that this song is about our in the past, my character has a motto, you know, which,

in my opinion, is very useful for modern life. live so that life kicking you breaks your leg. oh, the game rang in our village, piercing an interesting pepper lives kuzmich, his name is no one has ever seen him sober, as they say, salad. olivier personally knows him by sight, when kuzmich stood in line for draft beer, the saleswomen asked. and where is your container, he told her about us talking to you. and a german scientist settled in our village. for some reason. why did you settle? why doesn't anyone know? he himself does not know, probably, his name is friedrich, and looking at the daily

drinking of kuzmich, friedrich understood something in his scientific calculations and told him, if you drink a glass for 10 years, you will definitely earn cirrhosis. if you drink liver every day, you can’t digest more than a ton of vodka, saponik began to calculate the number of glasses you drink, uh, and multiply the years there, he has something like 10 tons. it turns out that he has a couple of days of time and that's all, all that 's left is to celebrate this business. the whole village came. and why not come, except for our agronomist khryachkin, he went to the forest that day to

visit the squirrels on a return visit. the surnames matched each other, she was shaggy, and he was nothing. she ran away from the maniac so fast that on the second lap she caught up with him and attacked him from behind. stepanina brushed away a tear, remembering how kuzmich invited her to a first date in a restaurant, buried herself in menu and for a long time could not understand what the name of the dish was three times loudly. i explained, this is not three

times. and this zrazy, in turn, i remembered, how one night i came home completely drunk, as always, sipped the soup and went to bed. i said separator in the morning. what is this soup. you cooked. well, the broth is nothing from meat so tough. what kind of soup, what kind of meat screamed, like under-doing the whole apartment, i threw out a nylon washcloth. stepanids usually met him home late with a rolling pin. this is for you one time in the morning. this is for you i screamed twice in the middle of the night. good thing i didn't come at 12:00. he was so upset that he stepped on a children's rake in the collection. the conversation for life was

in full swing, they remembered how baba klava drank 10 cans of red bull, then red bull had just appeared. she drank and crushed the cow to death. they remembered how she once confused a hookah with an inhaler and forgot about all her illnesses on the spot, how she went to the city on an excursion to the wax museum. and there she complained to stalin about life for 3 hours. how i found a white powder with my grandson and thought it was flour and made pancakes out of it. our

poor technician, vanya, admitted that by mistake he bought panties three sizes larger, but nothing calmed himself in the winter on woolen. and then he admitted that he always dreamed of crossing a cow with a giraffe to be milked at home, and sending a fortune-teller to me from a neighbor guessed that i would be a goat in the future of life. kuzmich was surprised. how again? strange as it may seem, kuzmich had a philological bent. yes, they asked him kuzmich how is it so, it turns out? we have the same spelling, which is where they write it. e. is that, no

difference. there is a difference kuzmich insisted between everyone drank and drank everything . roads and she, in turn, began to say the fashionable word gadgets, but how strange in syllables. they began to fool around, whose wife is the ugliest, because

the gut said this, it says to me, the wife is so terrible that when i showed her picture to the plastic surgeon, he said it was easier to sew on the tail. i laughed nervously, i remember how a traffic cop stopped him drunk and said, well, let's go, and he answered him. i can not do it anymore. i brushed it off and remembered how i went to the city to buy a dress and tried it on. i got upset and bought a cake. in general, by the end of the day, the box knocked together for kuzmich

was full of guests, the paramedic, the testicle, ended up at the very bottom and shouted to the whole village that he was in the coffin of all the videos the next day, friedrich, seeing that he had made a mistake, was very confused, began to investigate kuzmich in the most detailed way and more more confused, not found. he doesn't have a single germ germs. died in the zone of his breathing, which is in the countryside meeting kuzmich sneezed and extinguished the flu epidemic. this is because i have all the organs, as kuzmich explained in alcohol in a museum,

you won’t take me dry. last monday my boss asked me why your eyes are red, i suppose he drank all weekend. no, i say, i don’t drink at work, i missed crying all weekend. but friedrich is weak for you to translate from russian into german the phrase you write down so as not to be mistaken for the sandy scythe of the paw, the scythe fell under the sharp scythe of the woman with the scythe. jammed him 100 years of life kuzmich smiled enigmatically well, but you do not limit god.

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mozart did not like the performer adriena del dana, knowing her tendency to lower her chin at low notes and lift up at high notes, mozart wrote a work in which the key quickly dropped and rose so that she nodded her head like a chicken on stage. mozart composed music as a child, and somehow as a boy he brought his mentor a guide a few pages with notes. i wrote a play that you will never be able to play he said to his orean slava teacher guide. he took the notes from him, read them and

shouted here the hands should perform complex passages at opposite ends of the keyboard. and a few more. notes must be taken at the same moment in the middle this thing is impossible to play. mozart laughed, sat down at the harpsichord and took the impossible notes with the help of his nose. russia was also a witty person somehow, sitting in the theater, he whispered to his neighbor. the singer is badly incredible for the first time in his life. hear such a terrible singing, maybe you'd better go home invited a neighbor to no one's way. i have the most prominent in the third action heroes should not kill him. i would like to wait for this so heading

our music hello vyacheslav igorevich how long have i been looking for a meeting with you guy? who are you i'm your fan? you are my idol, well an idol is too. what do you love? do you love opera? yes, and that i directly saw my performances from copenhard from the metropolitan from the bolshoi no, i liked the way you sang more, and in the crooked mirror donut and your ham in general, this is something just brilliant, but it's not serious. this is humor. and i'm afraid of serious things boris godunov no, you

misunderstood. i want to sing. how are you? take me as your student. i love the opera and i love operettas. so what do you know that everything. well, let's sing something from carmen to me now. and london is goodbye. ooh, london goodbye beard home. everything is clear. let me start. and you continue. yes, that's right, i have my own shortened version of this one. come on, come on, yeah, the glasses have fallen and are lying on the sand. is always. we are crying in the hall full of melancholy, the archestre of yama burst behind the bread. well

, you have a voice, but why is it so sad, i also have funny ones. here, for example, to someone who can compare with my matilda, there is no woman in the world of bitches. here, or something else like this, for example, yes, friends, our union is wonderful, i said i can pigs in the oven . well, you sing deliciously deliciously, and you know romances, of course, very tenacious, very passionate and beautiful, as i like. i'm afraid of you. i will take you under someone else's wife for the first time. well, why such a vulgarity? why is it so beautiful there? how i love

you, as i fear, i will now your husband will come and find us. it's your fault, you infected me, but why do you still need to redo it, why do you need to make all sorts of tritatushkas out of a decent thing although hairdressers should be surprised, boxers sing, dance, i won't be surprised if lensky comes to a duel to onegin on a snowmobile and sings a completely different song. what have you done? well, why did kolka drive you up? it's a pity that the 21st century is coming now, i have to call, i have to leave to soak the pva. i have a problem at school. we want to shoot on the internet. can we meet. here you will see holes in the head.

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yesterday at the bazaar, a gypsy fortuneteller told me. for only 1.000 i learned that i'm a goof they say. now created a machine for predicting the future inventor asked her the first question, what will i do, in an hour. the machine worked for three days and finally gave out you will sit and wait for my answer, i must say that now fortune tellers are in honor of psychics. sorry palmists, clairvoyants and other workers of this overwhelming dark labor, but they also have humor

sometimes. yes, two psychics meet one another. well, how am i doing. this is how a man humors a psychic calls men. i would like to take a course of treatment with you. it is possible to come to you on friday, unfortunately, this is not possible. on thursday. you will break your leg. as they say, the congress of psychics did not take place due to unforeseen circumstances? the pensioner told in her old age. i became a hypnotist as soon as i get on the bus and look at the young man sitting, he immediately falls asleep. here are the miracles of a fortune teller to one, he says, one person will stand in your way. oh, he says, you better warn him, because i'm a kamaz driver, so sorry for the indiscreet question. do you

believe in miracles in sorcerers in clairvoyants in monetary compensation, and there aliens landed in an empty dishes, without a queue passed. the sex of its energy basins charges only in water and only from it. here is such a long-liver, basically, miracles at every step, he did not

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