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alice sunshine, everything is fine. everything is fine. don't be afraid, daddy loves you very much. do you hear? he's just not himself, everything will be fine. everything will be fine, don't worry. daughter, daddy will pick you up now. i won't let
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me. i'll go and see what's going on.
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everything is fine, no headache. thank you. well, you will live. goodbye, sign here, yes? it 's true, you're fine. do not worry.
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for all. well, come to the christening. here it is a must. i'm all around, everything is fine, everything is just beginning.
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this is a masterpiece of course i would myself in such a castle went. look at the dress. i also want this, that i dream of shooting. yes, don't worry. we'll sew it even better for you here, that brides sew dresses themselves. i am a bride. i am a consultant. just finished a dress for a client. she asked for a photo while on vacation.
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wait a little. i'll change my clothes and i'll come and help you. thank you. sorry for the indiscreet question. and how much does it cost ? believe me. katya s hymen to you. uh, this is the director of the salon. or maybe she can negotiate with him and they will give us a discount. this is the greek god in charge of marriage. so your name is valya dva valentina valentina very nice. well, most importantly, remember that the groom should not see the bride's dress before the wedding, and the bride, preferably
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the groom's suit, are you ready
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. alive, yes, i'm sorry, i'll collect everything now. smirnova
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as always in your repertoire, i'm sorry, i don't remember you, seriously, you don't remember this dress that you found for my graduation either. petrova smirnova lerka i want hello get off in the car yes, what am i, how are you yourself ? so i'm in monaco as if in a dacha i go to
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work type by the way, i'm only from there, the sea, the sun are so cool there, and only the racers are a man-zhik with a formula. there is no need for one such handsome man . i just trudge from him, and at work. i have exactly a copy of it, we are no longer a grit. we are not serious. think cool. well, here we are. yes, take my business card, if anything, calls. children's house creativity uh-huh so you're here you have a princess. well , yes, i'm thinking, maybe i should be like you? hmm , there are a couple, but not much here. yes boys are shy. that's for sure. all right, she ran away. little princes of
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incredible success wherever you are at home? and find a groom and find a groom, but we 'll talk about this a little later. uh-huh, so let 's get started.
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again, you will redo your business plan, and look, an idealist, no one will pay you for it anyway. not just interesting. you see, go rules the world. and what kind of idea is that? how did you forget creation corporate social network to unite the teams of the company for its further strategic development. i'm telling you, okay, well, who were you going to rally, the principle of our boss, share power, and rule the world. i didn't think about it with ideas. look, you're not at home. you've been in moscow for a month, still the same. they are already laughing at you, what are ours? would you like to invite someone to the club?
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hello i fell in love right on the way to work. hello valery lvovna so let's go with me, let's go, let's go, she said. sit down sit down. do you remember, before leaving, you taught me one program , but there was no whole week. by the way, i insist in monaco. by the way, i have a
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little one for you. souvenir okay. it's clear it's not great, my lessons are for nothing. yes indeed. well, what a vacation, i'll be a week, i'll save up for a trailer, i want to buy a motor home and i'll wave it off even then. river, and one, well, there one back, as it turns out. you need to
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break through a business trip, we'll go to the sea and work and rest. how are you? what business trip? i don't manager. i'm a programmer. god, this is all solved. it's time for you to meet my dad. submit your business plan. valeria lvovna andreevich said that he would fire me now. if you don't show up, great, along with the lack of a business plan shows better, and i said the presentation, don't forget that i'm the bosses of the advertising department let's go. come on, i said. a decent society should not pick one's teeth, spit not chew with an open mouth, fill ore, well done oh, what a fine fellow, just hammer into the hammer . they want brains. i would this launched a program throughout the country, especially instead of chemistry. instead of physics, instead of chemistry, and physics
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, instead of these pestles, we meet them, which pleases our katya plague. you look at my sitting open in his mouth. and he doesn't listen to me at all. yes, she's just talented. she will teach them. with us, everything pasha is good, cheerful and respectful. and also when he walks forward without saying please excuse me or i'm sorry. broke the sail and they are the captain. typhoon how? i told you that it is not necessary to take a person to
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work with such a surname, especially as a captain. i am wanted you no. well, can you imagine, but the man is a herring? i tell him, and he is also offended. okay, that would be a normal name. what is your last name moth? ok.
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my daughter is very secret and serious for you. information comes to us from england hat. albert future stock tycoon european manners brilliant appearance real dandy how does he talk? i want you to have exactly the same. i don't think so.
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go to work. this is lera. i urgently need your help. okay?
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each other lipstick don't wear lipstick between a pile and me a bunch. i am in your gave birth to two years. the leaders in africa, women at your age consider nuba to be old women. what is this? oh, i completely forgot the package from my dad and mom without vegetables.
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i'm a young beautiful woman, i'm 25, but i'm an old woman. oh, katyusha, stop it. what a horror ba? well , that's how they seduce their leaders. you want me just the same no. we have a letter, right? my dears, mother and katyusha miss you very much as soon as i said. i remembered this son, a hat, his
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manner is not brilliant. and the bald head, and he wants me to count blue chips with him in the evenings, what chips, well, chips on the stock exchange up and down, well , chips, in short, when it saves each other so crowded. so who is grisha is it possible for them we work together accused that programmers look like jerry smith well barefoot broke. i told you. sleep, my idol. he absolutely does not know how to hold you, you understand, and i need you to make a man out of him, you understand hmm well, you make princes and princesses out of children. do it for adults. can you hear me give. i want to present him from here, in the best form in a suit in full dress with good cocktail manners. well, you know how important appearance is to my father. yes, just like that, in 2 weeks he is planning a shareholders' meeting, after which there will be dinner, yeah, and i want
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grisha to just kill my father at this party , and if he makes the right impression, then it's small. i'll talk to my father and he will fall for this bald hat. okay, okay, listen, well, we need a full set then. shoes, suit, hairstyle will be all new to a higher class. grisha is very modest. i need you to be a prince loved, you know, all expenses. i'll get back on myself as soon as i get back i'll pay for everything. we're just running out of time. i'm leaving today in san trope, but the presentation of poseidon and wait lernul to please your father. you need to know what he likes, as it were. well, yes, he doesn't like to eat. he does not love. that's all. he believes that every man should have his signature dish. i'm sick of this. fried seaweed well , if he's a sailor, then it must be a nautical theme nautical theme, yes hmm.
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childhood taught to navigate there moss. by the way, he also loves tango. it's just that he invited my mother to tango, after 9 months i was born. katya is good, translate your grisha, i'll look at him, i'll draw up a program where to engage in determination. well , you tell me, he himself agrees to this. but you also know how much he loves me. he is ready for anything for me. well, great. it's great that this is, i'll help as much as i can. thank you katy your plan will be like the gas pedal to the floor. father will this exercise. just a super moment to present your business plan.
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nobody reads them. do you need show -off presentations, some formulas, how to behave, how to look? how to say? you will present your plan, and then after a cocktail everyone will understand that this is brilliant and you will pour champagne on them in front of you, as through smith yes, understand. yes, you're cooler than he is, he's just a driver. do you have any ideas that you need to use, go and don't use them. go need to implement. look, yes, you don’t need to use ideas, but you understand the appearance, the idea is an occasion to chat. yes
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so okay. i have to be late for the airport. today we agreed to it. agreed and yet it would be worth letting go. y hello good evening you are so sure that he is kind. you know what i’ll tell you, if you really wanted to get married so badly, you didn’t really want to come to me just before
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closing and you really wanted it . no, i don’t need katya, as i understand you, but everyone needs her. and so or not? okay , i'll come to you then. you seem to want to say hello.
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hmm, well, well, so, well, gregory, well, you see, i didn't make a mistake. or maybe i'm different? i really hope that soon you will become a really different gregory. sorry. i'm somewhat limited in time today, let's go. yes, for a little test, please tie your tie, i'll be right over. yes, do not rest, work to represent the yacht, her father is the general director of the company that builds yachts.
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or maybe you won’t need to wear this tie at all, but will you go to the presentation without a tie? well, actually. i have seen such ties, they are already sold tied. these ties are sold in funeral parlors you want to bury yourself and your business plan without saying a word. and i'll go okay? or do i still have some flaws. you don't know how to introduce yourself and i generally keep quiet about clothes,
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and gait is a separate case. your shirt and jeans of course, just songs well, you taught me to introduce myself not yet. for the first acquaintance you need a business card look while you look. i ask you to. bows so low. unless in japan, gregory tell me, would you be pleased to receive
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such a business card at the first meeting. here from me eg. no need to get it out of your back pocket, given the appearance. this looks very ambiguous. in fact, you find fault with trifles. here the main information, unfortunately, the corner is torn off and the phone number, or rather its ending, is irretrievably lost. gregory business card - this is your face and now it looks like. obviously, i'm also deaf. you know that ekaterina actually, you are not entirely objective in assessing my personality. blimey! this is the best phrase i
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have heard from you today. but to be objective you, please complete this simple test. answer a series of questions and that will be our good starting point. thank you, tie gregory. excuse me. i just overestimated my abilities, because working with children is one thing, but with an established personality it is completely different. although what
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kind of person he is, we will, of course, check. and why do you have to deal with him dalerki? petrova asked? this is her fiancé, he will present his business plan to his father in order to gain his trust and ask lera to take her in his arms. lord when someone will ask for your hand. i'm probably crying out. aha well, if i don't help prepare it, then lirin's father will cry, because , well, it's neither fish nor meat. listen, you have to teach him to eat fish and meat, then he's definitely just hairy at this banquet, kind, you, my soul, are ready to help everyone. well done political program of motorcyclists, why were there so many
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people at the closed talks in the kremlin, we again saw everything every second . we we'll see more of the rest. thank you for your attention, as such cases say, moscow kremlin putin watch tomorrow at 22:00 transmission hello at 21:20.
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baba, don’t believe drive, then it will be worse, yes, it won’t work. rules of etiquette teaches for their money more bullying endure. oh, i don’t know, aunt masha, how i myself got into this week. it 's uncomfortable to refuse some kind of nonsense okay, let's figure it out, hold on. okay, talking to a man we just
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met. what it is? can you say growth? listen, come on, otherwise i have all the brains about rosin. oh, i'm sorry, dear. i am now. hmm, sometimes the east is attracted by other people's things, that i want to steal them, although i need niva. yes it was. well, how can i tell you?
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but he promised. good good. okay, so long as you prefer to stay at home? hi ler hi katya, you did a test, and it 's kind of very strange, though such
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cannabis, in general, well, according to one test, it turns out that he is an emotive labile cycloid with obvious signs of neurasthenia. so now everyone is nervous, it 's time for him to go on vacation. pure what is it, what a psycho? no, i don't want it at all. the schizoid often refers to vagrants and to that, refined with this hmm brilliant revolutionaries in science. well, you keep in mind that there are still emotional stupid schizoids. i'm sure he's a normal tie. well, this brilliant scientist, katya, he is an ordinary genius. i beg you to sculpt, well, i'll sculpt well. thanks
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grigory, tell me you yourself filled out this test. yes , but what? you know? here, after all, the point is who compiled this test. well, this questionnaire is used by most psychiatrists around the world. why are you here a branch of a psychiatric clinic, or what? grisha you are still in those clothes, right? what about my clothes? you don't like my clothes. well, let me throw out that let's shirt. so excited . you have little control over your actions to buy dishes. what's this? this is a modem, i do not
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recommend you to use such a modem. this is the last century. you know, it's like my jeans and shirt to you. you understand, this is just a complete computer illiteracy animedem. you know what's going on around there are bells there is silicon valley, it doesn't mean anything to you. yes you have this grigory, we will put the modem on the table, we will carefully leave ourselves, please, carefully, and then we will go with me to the house of children's art, because there are large calm classes. you, it will be good, cozy and comfortable there, until the business plan is completed for me.
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no, it's early. help
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so you need to check your head, invite the ducks to the park, feed them ice cream, and then clamp it somewhere on the bench, the brains will immediately fall into place. no, just a pity man. earned, probably. then i don't know, maybe she has someone doesn't matter at all. well, if this is correct, well, run through the topic of the ring, it's already good. so propion man go, huh? ok. what
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is the most important thing in a family? whatever happens oh, this is a completely different matter, this test does not go out of my head. you need to somehow relax and generally
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immerse yourself in the society. let's go to the park, we'll work out there. okay, that's what i wanted. tell me about yourself. do you have a dream don't be afraid?
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grisha well, how can you ask a lady and her age? these are topics you will also have to cover. i understood about age, well, about these too. wait. won the cafe here for sale. the most delicious ice cream in the city boat
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sti i only need one yacht, i don't quite understand now whether you are carousels or rides. no, i want to buy this trailer. i call it a yacht on wheels.
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grigory you want to like it. i want him to like my business plan. well, well, this is simple enough. if, for example, learn dad, after the presentation decides to talk with you about sea fish, well, or about orientation on the ground. you remember gregory that moss grows on the north side. but really, i would be with you talked about family relationships. well, people
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should trust each other. and what if love is real they will be happy. that is, of course, not my eyes, yes, you get sick very dubious compliment. it's not a compliment. it just was.
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goodbye. yes and no. well, let's go to the
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table soon, otherwise i have already cooled down. more. i do not want. thank you very much again. well, tell me. it's amazing that it's amazing how many contradictory men there are, first they say one thing, and then, well, just the opposite. oh my dear work fiance, remember? well , what are you? goodbye.
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and listen. we went to the park to eat ice cream. well, everything is as you said. but she is kind of strange, she talks all the time about some kind of fish. she talks all the time about how the north defines trees for you. stop it. yes, i'm talking to you on a personal front. well, yes, two daughters of 80 years old and some person who does not want to be seen off. everything is clear. that's why i loaded you wet.
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you understand? she doesn't like my compliments. what she said, what is reflected in his eyes my trailer. do you remember in the park? darling, there's a truck in your eyes. guess what you said? you should have told her, honey, you're the honey in your eyes. these are ripe cherries. well, truncated, let's give a ride, no need. a truck is reflected in your eyes.
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honey, well, yes, you will pull it out. tell me how much i owe for it, i don’t need to install a modem for beautiful eyes. i ask again how much i owe you. katya, are your ripe cherries unworthy of a new one? equipment i really want
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to believe that you are joking now. of course it is such a joke. here, don't be too serious. he us, by the way, is now a very serious matter, you need to choose a model, style, color, fabric for a suit. come on come on come on well of course, first you submit your business plan, so the wedding will come in handy. well then, this one or this one, this fabric here is 1000
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bucks per meter, and this is one and a half. ah, well, then these won't fit. well, then what is right for you? sorry. more understand, it's like a uniform. i spoke with dad. he wants you to present your business plan to party, and then other promising managers will make their presentations in it. and if the size does not fit, it's already daddy's for him, don't worry, your business
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will be to buy the most expensive 3,000 dollars per meter. all right . excuse me. do you have fabric? for 3000 dollars per meter in the warehouse to me and what, you don’t even look. but i told you, take the most expensive one. okay. we will arrange. where do you want to celebrate your wedding somewhere in monaco on a yacht? it would be nice, and you? your girls are not rocked. well, it's just that kids
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love to ride on yachts. in general, this is, of course, expensive pleasure, personally, i can not afford, but i can offer a yacht on wheels. i think your favorite boss can afford even on wheels without my favorite boss well, we've decided on fabrics, right? thanks so, here's your bill. and while reading a book about fishing, it just describes how to catch a big fish. meet at the house of creativity, i'll be there soon. good luck. account no, well, what are you, i didn’t
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mean it at all. her dad just loves fishing. what do you think, he could misunderstand my words? and he not complete. believe me, the shark turned out conveniently and the trail itself will devour our piranha. well, what are you talking about joseph abramovich it seems to me that he sincerely loves her. he spoke so softly. my favorite boss, i'm begging the nine thousand dollar suit. this is his business plan.
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hello sisters our dad loves ice cream, huh? mother hello ekaterina andreevna hello and this is my first boy, andryushka how should i say hello? hold on with uncle grisha and the girl verochka hello hello, i'll be back soon, ok? by name patronymic that's upbringing. and
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how did you want? well, let's go make juice for kulikov. of course, i think our dad will be very pleased. and it will have an indelible effect on him. clear that's all mine. sergeevna tell me i
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by the way, we will go with them. yet. can you dance , can you dance? so anywhere in a bar in a cafe in a restaurant. you must invite her. today , the neighbor is not waiting. she won't go. well, go ahead, just download a program to study some kind of dance, i’d rather put on tango. this is a passionate dance. you have to surprise her. invite to tango, it will be delighted. what if she doesn't know how? to teach you? well, where will i study? so mean
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i would like to take this opportunity to thank you. thank you for everything, i promise to justify your trust and reimburse all costs. thank you so much for what this man wanted from me. well, i guess you are grateful that you allowed to go out into the fresh air during working hours, then.
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well, grisha, are you still long? and katya and we will be with you all the time. grigory. you need to unlearn familiarity. this is part of my program. do you like? the main thing is that you like it. a couple more touches. ok. goodbye.
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i tell you she is there
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pictured in a wedding dress. and i told you, you need to act. the training is not over yet, and this is for the costume, and for the costume you need to thank abramovich and i, too, i , too, do not give it, please, we met perfectly. let's go to a restaurant. i will teach you how to eat. well
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, there is something i like, as i can, well, let's check it out, but listen, well, maybe you don't need to immediately go to a restaurant. maybe for a start. in half firstly okay, and then you will teach me to dance, because they can also be there at the reception and dancing.
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so this is grandma, well, yes, she does it all the time
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some incredible conclusions, when he sees me with someone. may i invite you? well, try it, i ask for the first time, believe me.
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okay. then i want to correct this assessment, right now no, it's too late. otherwise, i will put a three for perseverance. i just wanted to ask. why are you in that photo in a wedding dress? well, there on the computer?
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you know, this lerkin fiance turned out to be? normal guy first he let you in. don't know what you liked. come on, as a normal person and busy again. do not torture yourself. katya finish this rigmarole time and that's it, i can't promise the bayerka. and tomorrow is the last day of food suit. i also wanted to arrange an exam for him, it will cost him. without an exam, not a fool,
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which will figure it out. himself undress dinner is getting cold. i am free. well, it's working. zhora excuse me, you sometimes talk like an idiot. yes, he goes. already a week has passed. you can't fill up a base. you're not going to dump her. and what are you going to do with him from morning to evening fish talk. you know it's none of your business going, not mine. and who arranged all this for you?
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firstly, we did not switch to you with you, and secondly, grigory, i will not go anywhere with you. and
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thirdly, you deceived me. you said that you never danced, but in fact, you were engaged in the self-instruction manual of tanks. i hate you. so i'll give him the march costume from abramovich's father. i'll give him flowers too. well, wait, i. it 's just not fair at all. at six, i have classes with the girls in the dining room of the house of creativity. goodbye.
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i demand new ideas every day. otherwise i hurry everyone to the shore. short day cancelled? all days for you will be long. help me come up with an idea somehow. what is there to think? do you remember my business plan? well, come on tomorrow, who am i? well, okay, but why did i practice it on you? here look. i touched and danced.
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well, everything, in the best possible way, of course, he can give grigory's costume, he is ready. by the way, you would make a wonderful couple. sorry
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thank you i say a lion in the office albert chelyabin what kind of nonsense? he bike no. what is the older man?
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well, well, they got it, you won't forget me. and yes,
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of course, we agreed. hold on, thanks. well what remains only to decide what it is in yours to do. thank you please
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find it, it's okay if you don't learn how to hold a fork properly tomorrow. remember. the main rule of etiquette is not to be late. well, i actually know how to hold forks. yes, yes, and i'll bet not about the fish carving knife. i generally keep quiet. okay? we argue. let's go to the cafe there and check it out. i invite today we have the 13th and tomorrow the 14th
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excellent. i'll tell you now.
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look here. i’m straight from school lefty, they didn’t even retrain me. so you see. times, moscow
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thank you grigory, let's drink to your dream for a business plan so that everything comes true for you. thank you thank you for everything for the fish from the sea fish for the conversations lisa for orientation on the ground can i invite you?
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i thought we are with you, but i am with you, you are not with me. you are actually lirin's fiancé. what kind of fiance i'm getting ready, huh? just katya you didn't pay, you didn't pay.
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we need you only young 50.000 per hour 3 hours minimum wage to return your youth to find a true friend. i know that now i share the concept fenichukhayut 10 days of this season. 11 maybe only he brothers registries, i came up with a reboot.
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on sunday 2nd at 17:00 a great-grandmother lived in the village. songs of the song of the whole soul andrey malakhov's evening show tomorrow at 17:00. what is a circus disguise? well, from whom the car was taken away as a neighbor for a good cause, the light of the moth sergeevna of the enemies should bury the secrets of the investigation. 22 monday at 21
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hmm please come in thank you guys
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, you didn't mix anything up. te thank you thank you please. improving the performance of aggregate stock indexes and translating for recent industrial lane
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i beg you thank you come on.
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i liked it, i liked it, i imagine once again, georgy and grigory have finished our official part, and now let's have a buffet. presentation thank you and
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we didn't know why i hadn't seen you before. do you want to work for me? only honestly, of course i want to, but the truth is, i already have my daughter with you. lera lera let's get acquainted with us in a week as and now give it to my secretary, and on monday you will receive the 13th salary and rest, you know the thirteenth. i'm already received, then it will turn out 140.
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urgently for sale. after such success. no, that's enough. for that of those finished to charge the cartridges. now i'll take a month off. and in skolkovo and what were the guys called? but what about the business plan? at night, take and supervise leo obviously wants to introduce it. call for questions. it must be
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. see how a dream comes true. thank you, by the way. but i hope you won't sell ice cream for another year and a half so that i can get my 15 percent back. about happiness she doesn't love me. you should have seen the hate she looked at me there in a cafe. that's exactly what she said. this is our last lesson with you. i will not go.
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what a fool.
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he's so cool. the pilot is just a beauty, well , hats, of course, freaked out, and i spat on the return flight. but how? katyusha, forgive me,
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please. i lied to you a little. but the roof was mistaken, he is very good, but you don’t love him? i really have to go. thank you for everything. again. i'm sorry, it's time for me to run. bye.
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and who are you? katya, why? the one? where can you find it? he bought a trailer on vacation. he's going to be there in the park. you still have time. thanks
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i really need. that i know where to find it. no need to go there, so let's go.

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