it's just incredible. you are cool, thank you. let's applaud ours. thanks orchestra. guys you are the best. thank you very much. bye bye. if in the first season some artists doubted whether they would agree to the experiment that we offer them, now everything has changed this time there are a lot of newcomers and those who want to get into the top hat, the second time we do not refuse anyone, the more people who want to, the more unusual duets. we will be able to make up i did not expect. i totally freaked out when i saw you. i turned around first. i am i see no one. and then i look at both places and i think, nevermind, and i'm looking at sneakers. yes , you learn these sneakers in general, damn it, for today these are all unique duets in this show, i decide it’s better not to present awards and not compete in anything. we just enjoy sincere emotions and fantastic performance of the best artists of our country. watch us in a week

to feel the indescribable atmosphere of the mysterious duet show again, bye. hello hello, humor again showed up not

dusty and akibar, zai, the horse stomps its hoof in order to jump in front of you in all its glory citizens are good viewers. first walk step please, then faster trot. and, of course, the fastest head gallop. and i say, well, we have such gaits. well, it would be nice if you understand that you are telling that you are a funny storyteller sitting on this horse to laugh himself. why do i often talk about the special need for humor in our modern life, but because at this time our life is very difficult and humor,

especially at such moments, should work, not working hard, one psychologist recommended me to learn to treat the problem like a soap bubble. look at her, admire her iridescent shape and size, and let this problem burst. and rightly so, because many people are now so nervous, so stressed, as if their iron nerves have rusted, one folk healer advised chamomile tea to calm the nerves very well, especially chamomile tea with the smell of cognac and the taste of cognac, but in the end it is possible without tea ads professionally

played on nerves free concerts. she says you smoke, and i inhale your smoke. i say, i didn’t think about it, you will have to pay 5 rubles. take. not psychos. zhenya says, i'm leaving and looked back. she has already packed my things. i got ready for work. a fool will be from you at night, dear, my head has passed. you marital duty i

got up with the dog for a walk. what did you have to take out the trash? hug, kiss.

i told him and closed ten to one in the opposite direction.

or it was because of the flu, many began to wear masks in our institution, everyone in masks went to tell you, you also need to come to the pharmacy, they say no. masha ran out of you and so will do. i took a knitted cap pulled on, yes, holes for the eyes of the chin. what are your requirements?

bitch, crazy fools are not smart crazy, now i'll calm down. well, i ran a red light. well , what to yell, if there was such a drunk that he generally thought that i was going on a train. and when he saw the traffic cop asked for bed linen? i was waiting for the conductor

to bring tea; now the roof has moved off for many. horror is simple. i'll tell you this, i don't know how to say it, but i'll tell you, the mother of her maternal line, guests dispersed. i came home to look. lying on the sofa.

her mother's mother on the maternal side, we will be exhausted by her mother's mother. i called my relatives and told the news, now i woke up. not confirmed.

what to yell, the door drummed for an hour, while i was talking on the phone and rubbing the museum phone. he asked for a smoke, i struck a lighter. turtle who is a hamster?

once i was looking for something to eat crawled into the toilet and swam away. i later told how the floor below was the neighbor woman zina who was her surprise when she saw a huge contraption? man

they are chasing me with this axe. at our work, too, everyone was crazy. the boss had this anniversary of the whole freak. what to give what to give i was asked, by the way, yes, they gave 30,000 rubles. and they said, come up with something so crazy for

life came up with. he ordered a stripper to his office . the chief was stunned for life when he saw that it was his wife. to spoil your nerves, but i brought a cake for my birthday. well, i wrote my wife's birthday on it.

as you know, a pop couplet is a satirical, humorous or journalistic poem on a certain melody, in which each stanza has an independent plot, they are connected, of course, most often by a popular melody and repetitive references in the 18th century, the verse became an integral part of the new theatrical genre of vaudeville, and at the beginning of the 19th century the verse took one of the prominent places in the repertoire of theaters not only pressed, but also in divertissements, consisting of vocal choreographic, and then colloquial and

original numbers in the 20th century. couplets remained one of the most popular genres, and had a huge success. they also said about the verse that this is a genre doomed to success. moreover, the artists tried to find their individual style, image and manner. reception, so to speak, to find your own code of conversation with the audience of the 21st century. the verse gradually lost its dominant position on the stage, thus the verses. we have about 250 years in russia. he has come a long way in the performance of hundreds of outstanding artists. now they will say about him outdated. and i will answer. well, how can i say you can solve the verse temporarily witty whip this happens

from time to time you will now hear a couplet number, superbly modernly tailored and masterfully performed like this. this deserves the most enthusiastic words addressed to the author of the text and the performer. i am very glad that a milestone worthy of the best works of the couplet genre with a flashing light has entered the history of the verse in our days. yes, the endless lexus was walking in the opposite direction. he thought that he was eternal, but to his misfortune, any master of life, they say, thinks the same way. if there is a flasher, then god will forgive him on a noisy freeway. uncles all kissed four savvy and nearly got into a fight. and the pedestrian

with the shopping bag said looking at it that we all gathered here today. in swiss albertville, the oilmen were reveling, forgetting that they weren’t in russia anyway , when they were escorted to the pre-trial detention center in handcuffs . thanks it. hey, and the consular translator translated them into russian. it's great that we are all here today

. it's great that everyone climbed here today, he stood on the road with all taxes because of the empty radar, the devil himself is not his brother. suddenly , something snapped. and now, in the blink of an eye, the hospital ward and the checkered dressing gown of the neighbors in the ward are all familiar uncles official, that out of the arrogance of the felling house, the firewood was impudent and hunted by frame-ups on the moscow ring road and the informal leader, a former member of the cpsu, a joker. that a person came up with a mortgage, a plumber who turned off the heat on weekends, the owner blocked the exit to the river with a cottage, and someone did not

return when there was smoke in moscow. the hospital doctor curtained the windows tightly with a look of hippocrates looked somewhere high and taking out an enema thought. let's look into each other's eyes without fear for profit in pursuit, we are too carried away alone, seventh sushi, we are all kindred spirits. it's great that

we are all here today. it's great that we are all here today. often, humor in any form is built on some kind of struggle of opposites, the driver, the passenger, the boss, the subordinate driver and the traffic police inspector, the seller, the buyer, the husband, the wife, the house manager, the tenant, the waiter, a private clinic was opened on the building there was a sign

to cure the disease 5,000 rubles. if it doesn’t work out, we will return 10,000 to you, a man passing by saw this ad and decided to make some money, apparently he had a bad time with money, which means he decided to go there and say. i do not know what happened. i have lost my taste for food. everything is the same for me now, they just didn’t feel anything, what should my sister do? bring, please, package number 22 syrup. please open your mouth. congratulations, you've regained your taste. with you 5000 man got angry. well

do paid, but he did not like to lose. no, a few days later i decided to win back and came to the clinic. hello, i lost my memory. please help sister. please bring a package, 22 syrup. a patient. open your mouth, please.

wait a minute, but there are only five. congratulations, you restored the sight of us five thousand. the actions of our children are a mirror of our upbringing. why a child is given two parents, probably because while mom is freaking out, dad is still normal. and when the children's quirks have already covered dad and mom already let go, apparently, in addition to higher education, you need to have at least an average consideration and at least an initial upbringing, a person at birth looks like an empty vessel and as they grow older, this one is filled with the whole question of what the contents of the

vessel will be in the end result. i understand finding a baby in a cabbage. it's not a trick trick to find cabbage on raising a child. combat morning what is the weather like today? now the nephew will wake up to go fishing. he will always be in time for school. confusing with these fives i won an excellent student. i have now the fives stood, lay lying around and did not hit. to put a hand on yourself will not fall off, the comedian was that you son, they say from school you only carry fives, what is higher there, or is there no number? eights were set by an eight. m, then did not

touch. father shovel well, how does he know? where did she put it? when i was still studying, they looked for everything, but they didn’t find it then, and now my nephew also wanted to put an extreme deuce. but then she changed her mind. after i promised to set fire to the shed, i already have it in my hands.

he still has six years to study, olya will learn to write them. you are the suffix super. yes, he didn’t take it, he didn’t take anything from someone else’s suffixes. if he dries anyone on the tas, i said no buttons. she is a woman.

well, she ran up from a chair on a skirt with a deer glued on like crazy. well, then i fixed it. why won't her eighth cow come home, right?

on a motorcycle in japanese we will ride one such motorcycle, we will have our head teacher. right and he also got rocks. threaten. so her bike is held hostage.

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on the channel, russia our section historical anecdotes many anecdotes about our alexander vasilievich suvorov who was a very witty man. for example, once at a court ball a marvelous conversation arose with empress catherine ii, when the

great was in a good mood, she showed attention to the guests and, not without humor, led conversation so once upon a time, pay attention to your field marshal. she sympathetically asked what to treat the dear guest alexander vasilyevich answered specifically bless, the queen of vodka ekaterina you noticed the game, but then what will my beautiful ladies-in-waiting say, who will talk to you and be kind, and then a phrase sounded saluting in my soul your majesty they will feel what the soldier says to them. how much respect and love for the russian soldier is in this phrase? you can’t

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where should we go, or maybe we’ll ask someone and at the same time we will find out everything where you can dine about something julia foie- and i really want to hmm eat.

shrimp whoever takes a pack of shrimp will get a water pump. the french limit is torn, i have a girlfriend who also went to moscow to win a job arranged with the language. it is true to work at night on the street, but to work out decently. no. you know how much

everything is in dollars there now, i don’t know, listen, grandma, you will tell us where moscow is now, if you take a good navigator and see a good, reliable , time-tested one. according to him, my great-grandfather moscow pole. glory to the defense of borodino there, the battle will be some kind of

terribly russian troops, but we will rise and still be on our beard.

walked fell lost consciousness woke up eyes. what's the news? yesterday i touched natasha's chest from rostov , i'll tell you face to face. napoleon has not yet been touched.

here you are. i didn't understand. so what are we going to do at night? how

i want to slap napoleon how i hate this napoleon so i would have been gobbled up by giblets, please, fresh napoleon

write to your health. yesterday we ate 2 kg in one eye. oh, this napoleon is an upstart named cakes in his name. will they say anything by my name ? that's right, kutuzovsky prospekt in the center of moscow

my name is them though it's right. it's right and funny even for a long time everyone sings me drank at once and only a woman says that i'm right twice a long time ago a long time ago. tell me, what is your name cornet azarov shura, which year you are 17, quieter, fool , one more question. in short, you. woman you

don't want to check. although i am a woman, i am ready to fight for the motherland, homeland, home to madam nannies with dolls by dancing, so that there is no spirit. let me stay. i want to fight again at least once do not catch my eye. i don’t dare for the motherland, i will stand up with my chest and at least my chest. i don't have i'm bones on bonapartes. he decided to conquer. he will take the belt all over europe. i'll give him enough. shura my school is lying, send us

this fairy, and the devil stay with you. thank you thank you, and the girl would be more beautiful. we'll defend the capital so there's nowhere to retreat, cherkizovsky market. i wanted to say behind moscow , as i said, my friend suvorov baba dura is a man well done. so the french have bullets for women with bayonets

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excuse me please, i have to interrupt you again. i don’t understand what you are talking about, where is the historical truth. and here is some kind of your katyusha with some kind of historical silicone stuff. i don't understand what it is. do you want to help me? i really want to help our people, but it's all some kind of lie, katyusha, take care of it.

we can start, let's start. please borrow positions.

you and i win, it's time to hug, three four we have kutuzov done well. prepare the heavy artillery a little a little a little bit

good go. hey, you're a weakling. did you actually come here to us in russia? the french have an ancient tradition every year in 1812, my friends and i.

are you crazy, or what? it was frost who struck, and he is strong with us. get the guys out of here before the club is up. somehow i went out for a walk with oxygen to breathe near the house two girlfriends girlfriends laughing, they love

to laugh very much. how to appease grandmothers? how much can laughing decided to show a finger showed from miracles laughed for 2 hours. this is how old women prolong their lives, which is what i wish you.