rabbits won't be long about rabbits. they have not yet come to us according to the chinese calendar, this will happen later. but new year's advice today will be. for example, advice based on the personal experience of a woman hostess , our dears, please do not put croutons in new year's salads. they scratch your face. you understand here. hello and here i flew to us today of joy. how beautiful and

amazing you are today. i love you all. i have been waiting for this meeting for a year for a whole year, can you imagine this day, are you stuck there ohlamony? what are you freaked out, right? oh dear kids, i'm not the one for you. and distant. well, of course, the kindest one. what are you not picking up? oh what are you doing? someone snow maiden snow maiden

hello grandfathers. it's me, your snow maiden, we'll start dancing on our christmas tree, but let's start, santa claus, call three four, fool. i'm here. oh, grandfather frost yokarny bogeyman, what are you doing there, granddaughter came to the christmas tree, jumped straight from the sky to our christmas tree on new year's eve, our cheerful our beautiful old stupid idiot. well, i told them. let's take the stage with our feet, as usual,

there is no santa claus, the effects come on twitch. maybe this bullshit will fall. i was already twitching. here the winch jammed the winch, the evil swan wants to kidnap our grandfather frost . get me out of here. i'll get you now. you already got me. i'm afraid of heights. let's shoot me, call the electrician on duty. oh grandpa. maybe, what should i say as an artist? they are waiting high here. don't let anyone in. don't let anyone in. let grandpa they without my signal won't come out. yes ok. and what is your signal, and i have to shout happy new year. oh. i did

it right now, everyone will come here. i'll sing you a song about 5 minutes, wait. you are a fool. let us sing an emergency, let it bet around the world. i give you this song hello hello. grandmother new year, what happened to petrosyan at 5 minutes, there is an eclipse of the camp 5 minutes 5 minutes. so let's cut it. let him fall from above. well, we'll catch him in 5 minutes. and if we don't catch it, it will ruin the whole holiday, 5 minutes, 5 minutes, all the bazaars stop 5 minutes

5 minutes for an electrician. go, if i don’t come down in 5 minutes, i wo n’t give you gifts to earth, and i’ve fired everyone. give him. well , why are you screaming like that by the time we do it? how should i turn off this phonogram? do something, whatever. well, put me down in them grandfather frost why are you so nervous? personally, i'm like winnie the pooh? i suggest you calm down. well, let's close your eyes and repeat after me. i am a cloud cloud cloud cloud is not a bear at all. i am a cloud. what did you pin? what does this guess mean? here are the toys

swear for a long time in the circus was not me so airy bed. yes, what is it? hey, someone here hello comrades, ah, is everything going according to the scenario plan that i confirmed. something i do not see santa claus where this old moron hangs out. did you

hang it here? uh, the moro girl is eugene santa claus. what interesting stage solution did you come up with yourself? nothing like nothing like that, let's get an electrician, and why go after him for an electrician? here he stands with a socket in his nose. i am not an electrician. i piglet come here scared

cheburashka come here, so it's urgent. bring a ladder, but the animal did not hear anything. what kind of manner, huh? you would have you too happy new year it should be louder. only i say this, as it seems, he will mature, now he will fall for an electrician. he'll be back after the holidays after what

holidays oh, i don't know master maybe after the may ones. i don't want anymore, i'll melt. in general , whoever takes me away from here, half a bear of gifts and a wife to the snow maiden for her husband close the beauty, grandfather will hang for another 100 years with his magic wand. make a miracle dream, and he keeps me all the time.

granddaughter frost that you are a snowflake fluff you are listening to me, he cannot come up, he is at a summit meeting. it hangs, and with whom does it hang? yes, it's full of people here donkey cheburashka two women don't worry. it will be available soon.

flax oh, mish chocolates to me hey you marauders. it's not for you is this how their children? yes, there are only cars yes, dolls oh, vandals, stop

mocking. get me out of here. i do not want. i want to go home too, you are so worried, grandpa want, i’ll sing a song to mom, half past twelve thousands above the ground, aerodrome weather. stop mocking. come up with something. it seems that in my old age i came up with a punishment,

we need some kind of real miracle, we already have one miracle, it’s you, a miracle in feathers, a real miracle, i say at the christmas trees, remember, the children are screaming, christmas tree, light up, it light up. we need to shout something too, for example, santa claus let go. maybe what will work? exactly. do you remember what to answer? no he 's tall, let us in, three four nine. free the runway from us too release suck attention turn on the landing lights draft. let's.

finally, i'm with you for a year. i was waiting for this meeting earth earth. may the earth be fluff to you. thanks for the new year hooray before the new year, men need to remember that the new year's feast can lead to the fact that one day your reflection in the mirror will look the same as before in christmas tree decorations. some of the men stop drinking 2 days before the new year in order to properly prepare for the

new year's process, so to speak, to prepare for a meeting with the beautiful. and here is one woman in connection with this, my husband complained, perhaps alcohol, and he begins to celebrate the new year with kamchatka and ends kaliningrad. and someone properly, having met the elements all night long from their balcony, but so that the neighbors know that cultured people live here. comprehensively developed we are such the story happened on new year's eve.

seryoga lived in moscow, he was fond of it, and once even his friends took him to the doctor to sew him up, but when seryoga breathed on him. the doctor had to be stitched up. and then the new year came on the evening of december 31, everyone is preparing bustle. seryoga had already noted this matter and was able, when the soul sings the body dances the brain absolutely rests lived a rich man, dad, who prepared a surprise for his beloved daughter. the fact is that the girl was very fond of penguins. yes, she looked, the famous

american bench, where a man settled penguins in his apartment. the penguins are very cute. this is how she loved them. dad, having paid a lot of money, ordered a trainer with penguins. there like this. a car drove up to the entrance in the evening; it fell out of it, literally a drunk trainer, holding, the cage by the penguins the cage fell open the penguins jumped out and ran away. here is such a prelude in this story. after that, seryoga went out of his entrance to the street, sat down on a bench to get some fresh air and thought very seriously to drink more or that was enough, and

a penguin jumped out of a snowdrift right in front of him. he spat over his left shoulder. i never knocked on wood and snowdrifts jumped out three more penguins. seryoga realized that knocking on wood is already useless, trying to drive away the penguins. seryoga clapped his hands, they say. go away, go away, and the penguins in the circus had a number to the clap of the trainer, they ran around the manege when they heard claps, the penguin began to scream run around seryoga creed in seryoga's head

flashed really the damned came why exactly the penguins? three circles the penguins have already grabbed seryoga by the legs and started pecking, demanding a fish. they have reflex made a number giving a fish. and how, well, the artists all do so performed. give

me a fee. penguins also want seryoga began to fight them off. screaming gone is not clean, realizing that they will not wait for the fish the penguins ran away. oh, while seryoga came to his senses. to the trainer ran up to him, breathing on seryoga with a fumes to ask. the trainer did not run through, the russian

language became rich with new rhymes to the word penguins and ran to the police to ask for help, just like the lieutenant penguins fled from me. help find. the sober lieutenant bet on this crazy man and was very offended, here, please, the penguin has already escaped from someone, and he is still not in one eye at work. you see , he told the peasant the address where he should go to find his penguins. after the trainer still the chief of police explained the essence of the matter of speed already to the entire police of the district. sit on a

bench that you can still have a glass or you can not. you can still have a glass, he persuaded himself at that time a policeman on a horse drove up behind him. seryoga turned around and nose to nose met with the muzzle of the horse. happy new year said the policeman the policeman

sat up high and didn't see him. seryoga answered and happy new year to you too. oh , seryoga, be sad first penguins are now a talking horse, but that was already too much, he asked in a trembling voice. excuse me mister horse. you to me. the policeman answered. yes

, i need you. the police explained, you know, here the penguins disappeared from one goat and the whole police is looking. some kind of ram sleeps in a monkey. seryoga

's brain boiled. this is what is happening, the talking horse is looking for the missing goats. he slapped himself on the cheek. and the penguins jumped out of the snowdrift and started

running around seryoga screaming and waving their wings the cry was disgusting seryoga cried in short, the new year ended safely the penguins found seryoga sobered up, but now he had iron rule. not a drop in his mouth, but sometimes at night he wakes up screaming, because he is dreaming. saying

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part with the development of humor with love and good cinema. with pleasure. i will watch this movie again because it is very important for me to watch this movie with my family. soviet local instrumental consuls old white zaporozhets we went to the dacha to our grandmother and listened to these songs just in a circle. holiday of the soul hi andrey andrey malakhov's evening show tomorrow 18:00 on the channel, russia ha, ha, we continue the new year's theme and relish the upcoming new year's meeting. but after the new year the first on the second of january, we all will go on a tour

of yesterday's salads, but most of the wives understand us, they know that the binge of our santa clauses should be taken in only one sense, for the soul to sing binge binge. i mean pain. haven't you seen this in a while? didn't see it. oh no, we didn’t see you on stage , we stood up proudly in front of you, we stole such stole, but we didn’t go out to show off, at least you can’t argue that we are beautiful now we will sing we are about the moments in our life that were with us, that we ourselves were, and we learned an interesting moment and one and two and three of them together and now, so you would definitely admit, a rake with you yesterday at a

party. i visited a friend, we did not see. oh, 100 years each other was so struck by the action of her husband. he vacuumed his dishes, then he prepared a hearty dinner for us, but this is necessary. here molodchina was not available for all this. causes after all impossible who was my mother, and i found out an interesting moment. who listened to us so well. we just might not be real for an hour at all. the real one went fishing. i once rested at my dacha, so that i could pick up. well, how else, because i had to spend a week in the office. and now i am saving up my strength for the dacha, and then some uncle opened the gate. good afternoon at home. i'm from the city and didn't give him a day. i without refusal for the fact that the new set the account. and i found out an interesting moment when i came back from fishing, my husband with a scribbler, that

i had no brains in my head at all, a moving neighbor. yes, yes, my neighbor is my neighbor and she has such cute little children, they gnaw, they gnaw sweets. well, when their dad comes with a bunch of gifts, he and brings rides on his back in the arms of everyone wears. well, perfect, why did you sleep here? i learned an interesting point. this is the thought of peace. i won't get to go sailing. vania husband is always for several years, but his wife without difficulty every year. i offered my husband role-playing games. he agreed. he agreed and suggested that i quickly transform the saleswoman . i immediately dressed up as a super saleswoman in a short skirt, standing at the checkout. and then he comes to me. maybe how to buy and buy a bottle of beer, i learned an interesting point. and then i realized that my husband

my cauldron a bottle of beer. he took the whole package to study and collapsed with the matrix. football floors washed the frame. i washed the frames, all the frame soap, my mother is coming from vladivostok, go to our mother , the wheels are knocking all day right. my husband, having heard about the arrival of my mother, suddenly disappeared somewhere, then got tired and a day later he showed up lay down on the couch to read. an interesting moment on tv of all the news was that some bastard dismantled 21 km of our railway tracks. my friend decided to become a blogger because it is fashionable. after all, this is in trend and i connected a camera in the kitchen to cook to teach everyone in internet in the apartment. she knocks something in her frying pan, shreds something and

instructs all subscribers strictly what and how much where to add an interesting moment, hasana swims like such a cook. why are you hearing her cutlets in dumplings, the husband ran away first, and then we all moments. we sang to you from the stage, but only the path that we managed to have a lot of such stories in fact, in fact , in fact. we will definitely be here for you. we'll come back here. let's return all three members, since there is a significant pimple on it. and here is what we will answer now. and we found out an interesting moment, i heard everything that we sang stronger than your paws. now it's time to see in everyone and these topics are very close to you, everything that is faster now she saw all these topics.

actors love to share funny stories. for example, such unusual stories when a canadian actor, a certain raymond messi, divorced his wife. adrian allen is also an actress, so it happened that their ex-husband and wife became their lawyers; subsequently, each of the divorced married with his lawyer. and here is the director alexander roll, who filmed with us in a fairy tale did not have time to complete the shooting of the film in the winter time by the command of the pike and so that the shooting would not be idle until next winter. he came up with the most ingenious

scenario move emel ordered. turn the zimoluta red in the summer, after which the action of the picture took place already. we will now perform the same magic so that the computer will choose an artist with egg actor bikes for us. let 's hurry up the path to your house came, dear friends, dear most and gentlemen. women come to a fortune teller. my grandmother also told me, i don’t know, though i don’t have one the woman had no children, and she went to the sorcerer, and the sorceress sent her to the sorcerer. in general, i looked at her a little. you understand, he took me to a restaurant. a year later, twins were born. actors and yesterday here show it

we will not say, surname. well, as he says, yurok is awesome, you performed, cool. he took it, put it down, then he got up again and applauded you, bitch, in general. well, you know, it's luck. that's great. well done, kayfovo, son. you are my you. i say yes, i didn't perform, right? it's strange how the old-old told a story when well you're all yours this hmm means, let's call him an actor, let's say ivan ivanovich, so he never came to the performance all the time for 10 minutes, and you know he had such a peculiarity all the time that he drank? well, because otherwise he says, i do not believe the proposed circumstances do not believe what i will do on stage. and all the time he took half a ruble. and now i evolve and make-up artists ivan ivanovich, my dear fucking. well, what are you years old, and my dear hundred. well, how will the event win? well, well, well, what to do, the sun? she now look at

my eyes still don’t burn like that, some kind of rotten eye i have. well, please, pour this street. here is the cognac. look, come on, it’s on fire, that’s it, it’s cool, but something’s throat and maybe it’s still going to fly, how would you nyusha , like, yes, what is brandy, guys, everything stopped the movement, something movement is rather weak for me. well, sotochku so without one minute. come on, honey, give me the script. this is how he flips it. oh you revenge. i do things like this. eh money, they paid, good money lies in moscow, everything is cool fine. i say, well, what to do? they

say that five planes in euros. i say, where to some island. no problem birthday. i say, well, somehow we need to add more. well, in general, they added five aircraft. we fly some transfers, everything is fine. in general, in short, 30 minutes or 40 minutes was before the performance. we somehow teamed up with me two more actors. basically i go out. i flew out all day. i think yes, why are you such a profession that you go out and only two tables are served, probably by 150 people, all these italians, so caps attendants of the chef's variant run around. so she is at the tables, which means that the people are not sitting, but simply lying and already like that. well, five or six people just lie and sleep at each table, as you know, this is my favorite anecdote. when he wakes up, my wife and i say, kolya is the one that, by and large, kolenka does not thump like that. kolya, you came yesterday like a pig, yes, and you have friends to spend money kolya you will find dirt. yes honestly. you're even now looking at me, i'm a little piggy eyes. fuck you pork, damn it, such a pain.

i think you know, yes, what is it? what a profession and suddenly one of them woke up. so he woke up just a little bit. oh, well, it 's just the same. we are cute. my dear, how i love you, i love you, in general i will save my strength. no. especially. this is your song. for me there is no you more beautiful guitar. some money remained in moscow

your composter lay on the table, that picture on the blue wall, my letters lay. you didn't read them. i wrote that i love you. i can't write without you. i wrote that i want you,

but you compose me a little. you are the brains brains brains best compose your live paper. and i will leave you. and you will not come compose. you brains brains brains are better composition cool beautiful. don't call, i was sitting, well , it means that young performers performed there, as i remember now, and they sang their songs. and here we are, one too, such a cool good girl says yuri nikolayevich when can i sing a famous song from the ensemble, either verasa or pesnyary or gems of self-gardened tyrant sakura herself, well, i say, come on, in general, sing it yourself. she says it's called, either in leis, or lesya

i say. well, please, well, you know this, a girl, full of clips, very interesting , never forget, only a common clip. she started living. belarusian policy a girl named alice, she is like yours now a second. stay olesya stay lives belarusian like a bird,

like happiness olesya like birds scream, like birds scream, in my opinion, it turned out its fool and you can’t hear it with your hand. in the light of the matte moon, i will reveal to you the secret where dreams live in the world, touch chica with your palm. i will hug you, lightly and quietly. with love i will lift to the clouds. i am i do not know what to answer to your confession. as

appropriate, you shine it, the sun shines on the stars, and they have no owners. why are you laughing? isn't that the answer. i do not know with whom you will be more important to me than what you are. that you live, you suffer, you love, that you walk somewhere here, that you breathe somewhere nearby, that your soul sings.

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happened vasilisa was kidnapped unprecedented, a miracle can not be so fast the last bogatyr two parts are not a premiere, 3 now we will destroy everything with our team. look, what a hut, in moscow or what ? what are they? new year's holidays only on the channel russia sunday 17:00 imagined that this was a stage. i just sang andrey malakhov on

sunday. i think that santa claus and the snow maiden should be respected, if only for the fact that they are not looking for a warm place. he read one cruel boy. santa claus with stools of all leo tolstoy, you can imagine , he generally forgot. why did you come? here is such a tough boy, and this boy is still asking him dear grandfather frost, i can’t sweetly. give me a case of semi-sweet.

here you are great and for a sober lifestyle. well , now we are in the mood not only to congratulate you on the upcoming new year, but also to congratulate you on the old one we have experienced, we wish you in the top santa claus a bag of health brought you fun, distributed it to everyone, brought a glass of champagne, took melancholy into a bag and hid it somewhere in the forest for the new year, this toast. let the toast be extremely simple for happiness , friendship, great laughter in all matters. success for sensitivity, tenderness, kindness of family life, warmth, sincerely, your obedient servant.

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