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this is mom and uncle misha pap, and you didn't fit. do you want some tea? stay, that's a lot. of course i remember, let me have time. dénia cooks in
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his stove. i do not apply to her the social status of a person higher than his my personal status. translate scandal.
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it's me alexey fedorov, the developer of the first quantum blockchain and quantum algorithms. and this is the moment when i decided to go into science. i read about modern physics and dreamed of closing its blind spots. develop interest in science from childhood decade of science and technology of the russian federation
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it's me, maxim nikitin, the creator of a computer capable, or rather, delivering drugs to diseased cells. and this is the moment when i decided to become a scientist, we experimented in a real laboratory, and then i wanted to make important discoveries. cultivate interest in science and technology rf i am svetlana reshetneva, author of resistant
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wheat varieties and participant in the russian bread project and this is the moment when i decided who i want to be my father experimented with apple varieties, and my interest in science will grow. cultivate an interest in science from childhood a decade of science and technologies on the science of the russian federation small claws are average, and the huge valerians are a specialist in exotic animals. fedor dobronravov and cheburashka are what
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people ask for when they wake up on the morning of january 1, the song of the year, respectively, all desires will be fulfilled. all expectations are justified by the main hits at the main concert of the year. january 1st and 2nd only on the channel, russia
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the next one is almost at 9 o'clock mom, it's my fault. and i so wanted to see how christmas decorations are made .
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well, if you want, we can give you a lift by car. thanks a lot. i'm eugene and we are with you we saw each other at heavenly meetings somehow yes , probably the day, of course, today is a very kind
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village. are you a french writer no, chinese process? well, naturally. i forgot to think of something else
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. you can’t think of anything faster, they say, the chinese are fast, it’s slow, but without interruptions. thanks a lot.
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nikolai a, then evgeniev is not lucky for me today. here to the left. think about it.
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hung up well, you need to return the mistress's phone, you won't be late for work, things must be decided by priority. behave yourself today very, very serious negotiations.
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hi i don't understand. yes, what is it? where? he? maybe something? and i did not take, of course, son. calmly svetlana does not
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call. clear. ok. hello peter hello, could you? you called me and a man picked up the phone. i don't know who. no, but it's understandable. no, i understand everything. well, that is, if i come now, i wo
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n’t be able to in the evening. well, yes, but i also think so, let's see you. means
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sit on the last desk and act like a mouse. dad will give a lesson and then we'll have lunch. i see. you're 11 minutes late, as usual. where the students were not, i decided to check you arranged for you, so to speak, an exam on punctuality and you did not pass it. eugene is the most irresponsible teacher in my school. another child
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hello sofa.
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this is our schedule, no changes are expected. a gift for guests in my office is a big, beautiful, handmade nesting doll. okay, i'll call you back. i'm sorry this won't happen again, i hope. so, so eugene, you look so good today and your perfume is so exciting. thank you, who is this?
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doesn't this concern you? why did you come to you? what for? looked at you, well done, you can go. and you. and i'm here. i stayed at work. it's you who go distracting, you don't know. why why i don't know.
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premiere on the channel russia fracture of the cervical vertebrae while everything looks like an accident. why should i do this? i loved my wife. doggy home tomorrow at 21:20 and the leningrad region.
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i'm flying. this is what i'm treating. and you sit on my neck. faster than lightning can to hell in the middle of a sky-high kingdom. this is the enchanted country. here you have water dragons and stronger prostorm you who is the king, prince, prince? he is so alone. you most importantly, do not yawn, look at both. horse gorbunov i'm far from a gift. i am your angel assistant comrade friend december 30 at 21:30 on the russia channel
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and how is the chinese tutorial going for a few more sleepless nights? well, well, what are you doing with my daughter? honestly , nothing that she winds around you, i can’t
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drive her away. and you try for a change, a young girl, do not study at all. you need to powder their brains, okay why will i call you. today, the authorities from moscow are coming to us, of course, during the day classes, i'll find you. what do they want from them the idea of ​​some kind of joint educational television project? they go to our branches looking for a leader, so i want them to choose my daughter. great, let the evening lesson pass for
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me. good idea well, then you quickly and tell me that she is a smart girl, though she is a little tight. i'll help her relax. evgeny look at me if i know that you're with her everything is free. a couple of red chinese i thought you might want to talk to our guests in their language. excellent thanks svetlana is doing a great job. i don't know, this is
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probably a boy from the choir who is participating in a performance in front of our chinese partners. and why one, if he is from the choir? apparently lost. yes boy, you're lost. slowly make it so that he is not enough, so that the whole choir is in the waiting room, of course, and call me nikolai ivanovich. why did you come out?
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what are you doing? anya forgive
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me, please, he just wanted to eat so much. when nature trees are andryusha help out all hope is on you. you know, i like it, in my opinion, he has a talent for you, dasha, so you can call. eugene it's me
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. excuse me for being rude to you. could you return my phone to me. only i have a disaster with time. where i am in leonardo's children's studio, it's on builders street to clean this time and varnish it, i need two layers too, i need time in an hour, okay. please take the child, let him draw you in the studio. of course, what's your name?
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vovka let's go. thank you, don't worry, i an experienced teacher will not let your boy get bored. now we have drawing, then we will sculpt from clay. vladimir promise me that you will behave well, everything will be fine, mommy. i didn't mean to, thanks dude.
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me and i'm still late in class. i teach at the school of foreign languages ​​drive you know? phone for two sim-cards, so you can not get mine to insert yours and that's it sonny, i ran, goodbye. can i leave my daughter?
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we are glad to welcome the dear guests, the mayor of fuzhou city, mr. meng and mr. tao. cooperation, together we will build makarovsk, a center for sports and children's creativity. there will be a large stadium swimming pool various circles and sections following the example of the city of
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fujou, we will occupy the leisure of our beloved children and youth with sports and creativity and thus we will take a step towards the improvement and education of the entire nation. denisova yuliya valerievna , born in 97 and you are evgeny what can you say about this candidacy, a very promising qualified specialist? well, he himself hasn’t yet thought of moving to moscow. after all, we are there the salaries are higher and the social package is better that i have a daughter here, semyon semyonovich well, again,
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valery mikhailovich is luring my best teacher to the capital. yes, he outgrew your makarovsk, the sodium head has long outgrown, because your tutorials evgeny in moscow sell perfectly, your methodology is very accessible . thank you and plus eugene you have a wonderful telegenic appearance. well , that's the schedule. now i'm showing you the school, then we'll go for a bite to eat. well, in the evening i will present our candidacy for the role, the presenter is sure of her, so to speak, in the case, right in the case. yes, in the lesson, by the way, the older group of students in the audience is not easy, but our teacher also did not try. wonderful girl, beautiful hi you look good. why did you want to
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meet? well, why, why talk on the phone you couldn’t talk, you could only have your male secretary not let you connect a beautiful woman can’t be alone for a long time. do you need money again?
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i'm talking about the fact that you could spend more time with your son. he is always waiting for you. we are every evening this is your stupid fairy tale about remembers the wolf. i promise, i'll take him and teach photography everything as you would like. i only have a couple of thousand cash with me. listen, you have an atm there. come here, show the land.
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to meet them in the future is not so much a moment for him and hold on. there is only a moment between the past and the future, it is called life blue
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light december 31, russia you are a real legator, a terrible feisty one, gennady petrovich, who devours everyone or just gena the gardener of the arboretum in this apartment, then your big business, which will not seem enough.
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oh, uh-huh. let me see. this is my total here . i will not give. give it back to dad.
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please forgive me, please, for god's sake, punish them put them in a corner, lose sweets, but only at home. leave, i beg you, put me in my position. i understand that this is a hopeless situation, but what should i do to wait until your children destroy the entire studio or cripple other children? no, come, yes now. hello hello a. you could call
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yevgeny potapov on the phone at a meeting with management thank you zhenya it's great. you know how unimportant that yulia got this job in a tv show, and you constantly promote yourself . i didn’t say everything until conditionally. semyonovich laid out everything himself. i don't understand, are you calling me ? yes, this is you eugene hello, our children have arranged. they need to be picked up immediately.
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i'm actually not your personal secretary. why is this young lady calling me, and valery mikhailovich this is a long story? i'm in hurry. just morning was one daughter. now the children are somehow fast. it's just familiar. and no, still take it. i don't have, probably not mine business, but still it seems to me that you are too soft too many people take advantage of your kindness. yeah, maybe, okay, it's your private life. you are the main thing about my daughter. please don't forget. yes, yes, no, i promise that she will perform. so that everyone is speechless. i went out of admiration. vovka why are you fighting to protect?
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oh strange, like, he just walk fine after dinner car. such a day.
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do you know how delicious they are? and this will strengthen the friendship between our cities. and this is our humble gift. how do you say from the heart?
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the same gift. santa claus santa claus santa claus snegurochka well , now? let's go to the layout
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of our future center. now you can, sorry you have not seen the gingerbread.
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does mom or dad have mom at work? they decided to make a fool out of me. and now i'll turn you over to the police. what happened?
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grandmother yes, too leave the new year just around the corner on this occasion, the first toast, sorry for the new year in the mountains behind you, like tied i
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ask, 25 baranov c captive of the caucasus december 31 only on the russia channel december 31 the entire festive evening on the eve of the new year. we decided to make a new year's hit parade. according to your letters, white snow friends and choose the best songs of 2022. i brought another piece from my childhood of the seventy-sixth year of birth, they loved to sculpt dumplings with the whole family, they made happy dumplings that you see with you. i’m ready, i had youth
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after 60. you and i will not go astray on the way with all our hearts. we watch andrey malakhov’s new year’s show on december 31 from 18:00 and until the president’s address, only on the russia channel, i’m waiting for a miracle of fun. funny, awesome movie 10 days gave seasons. this is a very bright family home. cinema pleasant interesting to laugh at. you might like it very much. yes, we recommend everyone to watch a wonderful film, a very good film left a great impression. okay here. i really like it. continuation of their four two
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here we have a swimming pool. oriental where are the people? now they will. what kind of people is the same layout? here are the people
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why don't you translate what they say to us? they say they are very happy. they don't look very happy. if necessary, we can help you with equipment and workers. alphabet let's take a little break and together we will take a picture at the layout. and in a year we will take the same memorable photo already at the finished complex. i found it there after
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we got a little closer. ah, we got to know each other, i suggest everyone go to dinner. good idea svetlana valeryevna and everything is organized with us. you can look at the site now. yes, of course , he lives. svetlana, i didn't understand why you broke off
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negotiations? something is wrong, yes, you thought it too. well, let's go to the site, everything is in order there. no, it's too early. no need to rush while you're having lunch, i'm all find out. stay where you are, there is a person who can help us figure it all out. lesson dvoechka from our side, they began to
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talk among themselves for a long time, i wrote it down. could you translate them for me. alina vote she says you need three years to prepare the site was not like that. they promised to prepare everything for the year. she is mistranslating something, perhaps, we just need to figure out how far she has gone in her area. and there is something else. you could go to negotiations with me you need to listen and what they are saying to each other in an hour and a half, say please
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thank you very much. in the meantime, i'll feed the kids lunch. good. svetlana you i'm all for. vka, why don't you eat, you don't want something. okay
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, you'll have to reveal your secret. whoever eats all the soup will get it. vladimir what happened? these are your loved ones, aren't you sick? no, we just have our own secret. we can't talk about it. he said something about me, yes, but asked me not to say anything. it has to do with feelings. yeah, he
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said you could be mad at him. and so we won't tell you anything. well, this is connected with me and uncle zhenya with feelings. and with the fact that i can get angry. and if i don’t get angry, we won’t tell you anything anyway, we won’t tell you. so. well, you still have to eat the soup. most importantly, be yourself. moreover, you will have my group, so don't let me down. so why?
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because i have grisha here and my dad thinks that my happiness in this idiotic show is here, let him go to the beach in front of these cameras. dad, yours tortured me. why are you powdering your brains, my girls? i don't know what you want. i am wanted grisha to start acting, maybe he was jealous of you? and then he just walks and looks. up to me dad for this nothing.
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i would just come closer to the delegation. i 'll think of something. anything suspicious i'll give a sign i don't know blow a kiss. the children told me that you have a secret from me. what have they already posted? no, they were silent, like two partisans. well, i think it
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's not good to leave them alone. yes dimochka and you do not look after our children. we wo n't be long, please. okay, just carefully, please, try oleg
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nikolaevich, i invited our chief engineer to a meeting. and we walk like this, the sun of the earth has already formed a line. electricity and water have already been agreed with everyone.
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this man knows what to do. he notices something suspicious. he knows chinese and i brought him showed the record on the phone when we looked at it. he said that the translator was translating the chinese delegation that the site
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would be ready in 3 years. and you said that in a year. well, after that we decided with him come so that he listens and says that our translator is composing. what happened, what they say, it turns out she was paid to disrupt the negotiations, so she translated incorrectly. yes whose apologies are ready to sign everything very happy to see you in the restaurant.
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where are they? where yes, where did the children go? where are they sitting in the car? what to do?
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call fur options. we don't have one yet. zhenya, i have an emergency on the russia channel, a fracture of the cervical vertebrae so far everything looks like an accident. why should i do this? i loved mine wife at 21:20 on
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the channel, russia this is not my fairy tale soon affects. yes, not soon the darkness of russia what happened to vasilisa the kidnapper strongly? yak
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ivanov with friends one left messenger of darkness hello. hello please tell me in which ward lyubov nikolaevna rodionova where are your parents? is he
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coming now? when dad comes, then get up together alone, i won’t let you go anywhere. i am already 7 years old. dad said that i'm an adult, there 's only one grandmother missing me, and you won't let me in , seriously grown up. rodionova rodionova means, run the fourth floor, room 404. thanks igor so stop. and why do they have different surnames, seryozha, because they have different mothers, lord, this is a long story, seryozha did not do anything. well, you can do that. okay. so you're saying the kids were in the car and then they disappeared, right? well, maybe
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they just left. vova just doesn't go anywhere for me. you talked, didn't you? can you just help us find the kids? actually, that's what i'm trying to do. okay, let's think together where they are could go. so we are here. here we have a construction site. here is a park. there is a hospital here, most likely, they rushed to the park there in the winter rides. hello vladimir hello but i'm not a gentleman, how can i see it? oh, something your
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dad parks for a very long time, maybe it happened? what is grandma? what is it that i lied to you , it was not dad who brought us here. we ourselves came sami so wait a second. hello, great. i 'll pick him up soon, okay? tell me what really happened there.
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and i just learned to listen to my daughter. she i really wanted to carry my grandmother to the hospital. the children have been found. how did they leave. they the devil knows where. the main thing is that they got there, grandma, she won’t let them go, believe me. this metropolitan, let me help you. hello , my name is yulia valerievna the topic of our lesson the topic of our lesson you know, today i had to give a lesson instead of evgeny ivanovich, i
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prepared for it very thoroughly, but i won’t teach the lesson, because i don’t want to move to moscow i want to stay here in my hometown with your loved one man. of course, he is very indecisive and never admits his feelings, so i myself. i'll tell myself. yul will you marry me? on
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this joyful note, i would like to ask, who will continue the lesson? i wonder if you dragged me here to watch a promising candidate for an educational program or a wedding show? you are very busy with children. here in our time. we are 7 km walk to the school. we walked this only in one direction, and then nothing grew back, and now he’s a child, he thinks he’s afraid to take two steps. he himself nose can't wipe it, can it? i can say.
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anya has a very good dad. and my daughter is stupid. and where is your wonderful polyglot eugene let him continue the lesson. i do not advise. why a completely irresponsible undisciplined type is always late everywhere. well, if you want, i myself can start classes is not good, keep people waiting. we'll still wait evgeny ivanovich , no, no. you are absolutely right valery mikhailovich, continue. svetlana kudryashova convey my apologies to you all in connection with the arrival our city of the delegation translator
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chinese language and yevgeny ivanovich business agreed to help us. so eugene also speaks chinese, yes, and it still seems japanese. i thought you were only interested in european languages. so come on, come on, let's live with me here. damn there's no escape this time. do not rush. your popularity, but maybe we'll start.
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okay, i'll quickly go on business, and then you will take my son-in-law zhenya. mom, we’ll definitely have time for everything there . everything and even more i find mine where i find it, and they never give it to anyone. we are glad that
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everything worked out so well. so for the meeting. how much will mom be? soon dad, well, we'll be late for the dance. and you quickly
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memorize foreign words. yeah, what should be, although with your position on the december train, russia only this one will not understand right away, one
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snowflake, not yet snow, not yet snow. on the rain, not yet home. she is a snowflake not yet snow not yet snow, not yet a blue house december 31 only on the channel, russia
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at 21:30 only on the channel russia it will be already midnight. and the chinese new year will come. spring festival in chinese, we will be very
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we are glad to meet our new year together with our russian friends, our beijing. thank you that we are too. everyone is very happy. it's haunting me. this boy is not here by chance. this is my son, vladimir, and in half an hour he has a
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dance competition for the first time in his life. and if i do not leave with him, he will not be disappointed in you, as in his mother, so you can fire me. but i 'll still leave. because my son is important to me. okay, champagne is great, of course, let it go, because family is more important than work. e shirana yes, e lomonenko. can we
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we'll all go together, look at the competition , what's the matter? why don't we really all go to a dance competition together, in which this wonderful boy takes part. by the way, i was not going to fire anyone. tomorrow. no, tomorrow is your day off. and the day after tomorrow. i hope to see you at work. well, we invite you. well, show these beautiful costumes above you . don't worry, we'll be rooting for you. good
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evening on the phone come on.
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well done. so take your hands off. i just wanted to talk. i am also listen about the lens of this, it has risen in price. can't do it again in 2
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weeks. stop making a fool out of me. okay i saw it. i am your lens. you kissed him in a restaurant , and you walked her, apparently just for my money. listen, you misunderstood, this is a customer there is a big order. i don't care, you really don't concern me. i do not forbid you to communicate with the child. i just won't let him cheat anymore. what are you a goat?
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why are you so sad, we won today well done? yes, i miss anechka, she's cool. that's how i even today for her got into a fight.
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i just remembered. i owe you something. come in, anechka, come in. what are you talking about? so i forgot in this fuss thank you champagne
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and then we'll finish drinking, we never drank, or what? there is
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thank you cartoons is this for a long time? ah that tea seems still there is. what are we drinking for?
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well let's do it.
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wanted to propose, you said, let's sit down for a minute in the car has been going for 20 minutes. i do not understand what's going on. well, you know that for such a violation a fine of up to 3,000 rubles is expected. i do not argue. everything is very unfair . are you kidding me? this is weird ridiculous
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statement of a question. what does it mean how much is fair okay, let's already what i'm saying, let's go. give the documents, again the third time the documents back and forth. well, what did you pull, what did you decide on you that a hitch the video camera recorded an attempt to bribe a traffic police officer i showed
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vitali's documents, thank you very much. you have no idea how much you helped us stay up all night . danila that tatyana sergeevna that's just talking, he refuses to talk with you with his grandfather, dad. well, i'll ask him to call you after school. and if tatyana sergeevna he will call you back. maybe all the school. you don't have to look for it anywhere. he will find himself. he wants to see his father. he told you to go to work, he will call you back in the evening. thanks a lot. at
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work, we agreed to meet, there will be a male conversation. i think everything will be fine. i'll bring him and in the evening you can talk to him. dad, how could you even happen? oh honey, adolescence hormones are scarier than a virus. i can.
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everything is recorded on video. i never argue. well, if you never argue, then either you keep your word, or we will upload this video to the internet, and then we will make a friendly russia, we need soup. oh well, i don’t remember taking hands. well, joke, yes sasha what kind of jokes can there be, and you are a lawyer's honor, which means how to show off behind the backs of friends. so you can, and how to keep the word so you don’t, then yes, i can, i can answer.
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do not want? well, i like your mood today. assembled business that's how i would always dear colleagues, i want to say that yesterday i was in the regional, judging and i was inappropriate at the zoo yesterday evgeny nikolaevich this how does it work out? tell me the prosecutor's office is
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dissatisfied with us, the investigative department, too, i'm not talking about the police. a lot of excuses are not justified, we justify a lot already. excuse the pun but what are you suggesting we put a couple of innocent people in jail so that everyone is happy with us, but there is no need to exaggerate. it turns out that the general indicators for the region are two percent of acquittals. if we are told that we are justifying the guilty. let specific cases be called general temperature in the hospital. as arguments
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i beg you colleagues. stricter legally, but taking into account the average indicators for the city what are you saying about the average indicators for the city gennady bitterness? don't you think it sounds ridiculous, it sounds normal. in general, yes, i warned you all tatyana sergeevna evgeny nikolaevich, you are free, my.
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what nonsense? they took me weakly. wow, friends. you are aware that blackmail is a criminal offense lida well, we are for laughs, look what a beautiful date. how many colors shades m-m nothing? nothing to yourself with dragons was in the hands and reflex movement. satisfied, no, no, well, just some kind of
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calm is present. well, just suddenly in your place could be, for example. than sergeevna well, the session of sergeevna, the role of a witch in our court is already occupied by two - this is somehow too much. quiet. are you forgetting too much? in the center of sergeyevna, you are now all around wrong. krotov is accused of committing a
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crime stipulated by the happiness of the third article of the thirtieth part of the third article 291 of the criminal code of the russian federation, so the moles were stopped at the exit from the pervomaisky bridge traffic police as he violated the speed limit exceeded the speed limit by 7 km, realizing the unlawfulness of their actions. he suggested that the inspector not draw up reports of an administrative offense. in return, he offered the latter 500 rubles as a bribe. inspector drones on responsibility for these actions, however moles. continuing to realize his criminal intent, he put a banknote of the central bank of russia in denominations of 500 rubles. in the back seat of the traffic police car after what he was detained by the officers? listen my zealous. but
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do you even know what a judge is? i can see how you work, yemelyanova kazakov, damn it. you don't see you more closely take a closer look, we are all lonely, unsettled people without a personal life. alik this is a role model then i'm sorry, and what i'm treating is a bad role model the chairman of the district court an important person everyone considers him. this is to say, then he comes alone, oxygen blocks him. yes, homemade pies. like this. you yourself said that the main thing is the weather in the house. so it's storming in this house now. who would have thought of young secretary. that you turn your
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shameless eyes, is it not true, or what? no no, okay, i'm sorry, it's me. i'm pretty sure you're right. i myself have always said, we are women, we must use it. yes, everything is not true and personal life, judging by it, it is quite possible that two unmarried people pestered me over the past 24 hours instead of a more detailed article, part 291 of the third attempt. dachas, bribes to the traffic police officer, the statement of the petition of the parties is. your honor. i ask you to consider the case in a special order. i support.

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