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tv   Doyarka iz Khatsapetovki  RUSSIA1  December 31, 2022 4:45am-6:36am MSK

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all my sweater
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lord well, where am i? flew in. cover yourself, today you can imagine the cold, woke up. this morning, i look around the forest. i even got scared. and where are we
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in the ryazan region. you and your friends went to hell a week ago. oh, i remember this. here's where it gets confusing. damn, you need to quit drinking, your father sent me right, he said that i immediately delivered him from moscow, sit down from a helicopter dmitry aleksandrovich get in the helicopter you need to fly. my dear learn
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do not remember likho well hid the documents.
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yes, it means that you are going to moscow to study as a cook. well culinary dream i have to bomb. i want to become the chef of the most prestigious restaurant. prestigious restaurants in moscow i will not leave anything, because you are
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already rich. notary, write it down. being in a clear mind and in a solid memory. don't worry, i'm recording dima come to me. so
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that a very notary public write it down. 90% of the capital, i will bequeath to my grandson dmitry, but with the condition with what condition i write down within a month he must
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marry. good, preferably russian girl or woman, that's how lucky. shish him and then to whom is the inheritance? recorded. or your wife will run away from you. you will give all the money to the penny. he is nature. and if by that time
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i have spent all the money, then you will fall dead. and secondly, i'll get you out of the other world. tsya in the family does it mean?
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egor kuzmich father very bad and who are you i pritykin semyon semyonovich chairman of the nature fund. egor without cherries helped a lot and thanks to him, we can say so, we saved the population of sahadai. the population is saved you know, i was so worried, i'm so exhausted. died i recorded death a minute ago.
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they are kind. and where do i see here? i'll take it to pay. and you didn't want anything else. i'm supposed to.
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was i now i'll go, please. you are a citizen of samira, i am the director of a moscow restaurant, by the way, a graduate of this very institute. and you, a village, instead of smearing snot on your cheeks, would have bought yourself a return ticket already. and cry, next time you will. you do not take offense for a fool. did you tell the truth that the
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restaurant manager wants to eat? not, wait, and you have already sent me fate. you really need me. you don't even know how lucky you are, do you? listen, come on. i'd rather give you a ride, where are you going to the kremlin or the station, he's tired of not being in his car, get in. my name is anna petrovna i'll lose a whole year. better i'll work as a chef in my specialty. and you have a good
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restaurant. wait, you know, i do n't have time to talk to you here right now if you don't have to go anywhere . all goodbye. good luck. wait. here look at me. i am young strong healthy, don't drink, don't smoke. never with men . even though they stalked me. i have a sanitary book with a passport registration. i could have mastered the french language myself, damn it, that i can cook a chicken in such a way that you think it's beef? at first i can eat, i can’t work and i can live in the kitchen in the back room. there is nothing to turn back.
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choose your wife any of them, but i don't like them, son. you can trust me i'm a mother, if anything, i'll understand. you changed the orientation of japanese, your language lyudmila well then why don't you like these girls? look, i won't allow myself a free man. do not return home, and i will block your bank account. how do you pay for freedom?
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let me into weaving, i can only be useful to help men. go to katya jones for moms, you stupid woman. gender discrimination
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credit card blocked kindly pay cash as well. no. come here, knock quickly. i actually live here, go say. honestly why help in the kitchen. he was taken to the hospital. people are not
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enough. well, let's just try you kabhara vuma from moselle. understand.
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and yet you will return home. so much better now. as long as your father asks you in a good way in a good way, right? he's ready to
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forgive you if you repent and return and get married. you are dmitri aleksandrovich of your father, and do not be angry. you are nobody against him. he will return you to the ram's horn. you will be very, very surprised the wonderful banquet was right. you are the best cook in moscow especially stuffed veal you have
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succeeded. thank you bye. of course we'll fire her. we already fired her. anna petrovna, you know better than you are the master. the owner ordered you to fire foreign cooks on the road do not roll around. after all, the visitors liked it. you know, it's really, really
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unpleasant for me. i can not do anything. here , take it, please. cinema
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without fantasy and desirable. illiterate
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parents to obey me wait wait
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and then the last one. the city is your moscow itself where? i don't have anyone. she is retired and has no money.
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poor girl to buy and buy soap and
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where did you go where? right now dusya or how are you? everyone needs katya agree yes or no? well, how is it? right like this? lord, katya
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would go home. do not even know which side to come to moscow to go to college? i will never raise money for my studies. in moscow, i have no relatives, no housing, no work. and if i leave. i won't be back again. and my dream
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will never come true. and this is a chance. do you think this is a chance? i'm running out of time, i can't wait any longer, yes or no. so if we get married. you will solve your problems. you've been living on everything ready for 5 years. i am i will pay for your college education. there's nothing to be done here. these are the conditions of the will, well, in different rooms in different rooms. i don't get into your life. you don't interfere in my life. nobody has to know. deal. if you
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offend me, i will run away, do not catch up. let me not offend you. you don't really matter to me . yes or no. then you wash yourself, let's go get married. agree, please exchange rings.
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yes, the evidence is genuine you are married. so i can get money. unless, of course, prag is ineffective. this is a real marriage. we we adore each other. you are a millionaire. and is this your house? now hello
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do not give up our proud sister hello, appeared. everything. go change, get dressed and let's go. wondering where to get married? they agree to marry their daughter to you and that's all, so that i don't have any more puppy jokes. as i said, so be it. if this is an order, then you need a leg. and if it's a request, then the intonations should be corresponding to it again. today
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where is your wife? yes, present your pledge of freedom and inheritance, daughter-in-law, where is our hello
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khatsapetovka of the rabinsky district of the rabovsky district is there 617 km of a criminal record there?
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which half? mommy died a long time ago. in karaganda, too, died in karaganda, no. sorry, i won't survive. what's already done is done. oh what a bastard dimitri you are. so here they
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insult me ​​on the spot. magic word please, horror. she says how awful. we don’t know anything, why don’t i know that she is 18 years old, that she came, she is from khatsapetovka, only on this map there is no rabovsky district either. maybe a real fake passport, otherwise they would have been painted in the registry office good sense. no way what do we say? i
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found nothing in the south of russia, only khatsapetovka is not here anyway. excuse me , do you have spare slippers? i can't imagine how we will live with her under the same roof. do you want them to live separately, right? for nothing. he is alone with her without us. he will eat him. how
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could he fall in love with such an effigy? you were right with him . drunkenness is so strict on the kidney, his insanity is understandable. on
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katya street please don't do this again. what not to do? don't drink this tea.
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well, of course, you can drink tea, but drink it from a cup. like all normal people like this. where is dmitry? but he came yesterday and didn't see him. dmitry alexandrovich did not spend the night at home. where did he spend the night? as far as i understood correctly? yesterday
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you had your first wedding night. i asked a question. and i can have breakfast in the kitchen. such a morphflot, what jokes? what do you mean? where what? what? along
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the way
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i wanted to lay the red linen as best as possible and wash it so that it would be of use to me in the house. well, when did you do it? while sleeping here i rejoice, i get up early at 6:30. so don't touch anything in this house and don't do anything without my permission. understandably?
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i try my best, but it only gets worse. i have to answer for you. wait, agreed.
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the one you promised me. lord, don't you see? i just arrived. tired of washing up to eat. we're going to the institute today let's go what do you miss, you live in the very center of moscow in all the money you've got, you
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go somewhere out there to go to the movies, buy something for yourself. 374 rub. so don't bother me anymore with these with their stupidity. the main new year's television presents in its plate to me not to apply to her the social status of a
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person higher than his, my personal status. translate scandal. everyone dances we celebrate the new year with our loved ones with our favorite films russia with the coming a few hours before the new year, we decided to
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make 2022. souls andrey malakhov's new year's show today from 18:00 forgiveness of the president on the channel, russia grant me an assistant to make my plan come true. the last bogatyr messenger of darkness january 1 at 21:00 only on
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channel russia so that the citrus season of the magazines comes, and they sniffed out yegorych, they call you, who to
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connect you ask your son got married, congratulations, they just postponed it for a couple of weeks. you yourself understand that 40 days will pass and we will note modestly. do you have sharp? well done.
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i will listen, dear, we urgently need to prepare for the wedding. are you crazy? as we will show to the society, dimochka is sleeping somewhere. wait, what happened? wake him up. take this daughter-in-law of ours and go shopping for a wedding dress, what else do you need? i know,
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why our son is an idiot. because his mom. bogus marriage i should have guessed. shame if he finds out, this is such a blow to the reputation, journalists have been harassing since morning, maybe everything will go well. by the way, grandfather's legacy is nature. no photo no
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special features south direction. a dozen trains had already left, what she told the servants. ah no longer lives. quiet, quiet, you misunderstood, everything is fine citizen what is your name? you katerina, that everything is fine, she will be here soon. and who are you? what do you need here? do
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we have? organize public assistance.
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the dear birch under my window was covered with snow, as if with silver fluffy branches , tassels of white fringe blossomed in a snowy border. in the beginning was the word. and this word respect respect is the valor of labor and honor is the recognition of the right of every person to that life.
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which he aspires. in the beginning there was a word and that word is respect. katenka, why didn’t you write in a letter that you married a good man, you weren’t shy. hello, what do you have here? the wedding was just waiting for you. katya katya
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has nothing to do with me. i behaved disgustingly. continue this circus. if you want , i just wanted to inherit my grandfather, so that i would not depend on my father, so that i would not depend on anyone else. and now you depend on your
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father. and from me from what people say. i can even blackmail you and demand money from you, really. you fool admits your stupidity.
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to make your relatives friends, why are you such a dunce? agreed to work to sleep at home i never did. try. fair demands will not go anywhere. you like katya, don't you? good very nice. how much does it cost yourself, do you choose a dress?
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we'll take on a bunch of wedding planning cases. it 's such a hassle, by the way, i don't know yet. it's hard to be a mother-in-law. all 300 pieces were sent out, and everyone promised to come hundreds of deputies, some governors. well done, how terribly close i am to the people, the folk dance ensemble, the collective folk art, was charged, and the guests from the bride. nothing, katya, i think, in
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your rural acquaintances it is absolutely not necessary to go to moscow for example, a girlfriend. what kind of moscow we have friends in moscow and why can't it be friends in moscow only one girlfriend, please invite one. goodbye, and
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i also went. where are you, and is he at work? in the staff of our firm and that's why i don't remember him going to work in the morning. you probably don't remember me, don't well, why, why are you and who are you? olga leonidovna
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sviridova on a regular schedule with your personal secretary yes, i really rarely came here. today you showed up. i want to know if there will be any orders? there is no dust at all. we have a very good one. now i will come.
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and i will collect please for me all the information of our company. who works here? how many people, but most importantly, what exactly do we do ? not just gas pipes there. and what do we do with them the essence of our business? i took my recipe
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. why are you inviting me to the wedding? some strange invitation of joy in the eyes i do not see. i beg you. i do n't know anyone there, and i'll die of fear if no one i know is at the wedding . so, well, that's it, i'm all clear, it's just that the kozyrnaya moscow family went numb, a poor village girl. you know, i can see your mother-in-law right now, but they still don’t carry you. well, look at me. well, is it possible to start a new life with such a face, with what face? with such a face? what's on your head? what the hell,
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what do you understand in your head? what about cosmetics? what kind of cosmetics the fact of the matter is that there is no cosmetics . well, where's the manicure? you understand that this is moscow here, according to the clothes they meet and see off katenka, they only pay money. so come on, get up, first of all, don't hunch back, straighten your shoulders. wait, straight dress, bought it already. in which? white yeah, i suppose they didn't ask you, well, it's clear. you know, i want to see this dress immediately katerina, i want to tell you that you must make sure that you are respected. well, nothing here, they’ll sit there and trace, you think we’ll surely catch up with everyone, and if we don’t catch up, we’ll warm up for sure.
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how does katya study at the institute, you know? i don't
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regret meeting him. here i was walking. i went to school every morning out of boredom. went to school. why me? don't try. sometimes drive to work.
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do you want guards?
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well, everything, thank god, the wedding, they played it now. no one will say that bulychev does not like the people, and this is what it is like with us, it turns out, french is clear. interesting about what? and in french cuisine, his translator told me, and listen, my daughter-in-law liked it very much. he was also surprised that a girl from the outback did not speak french so well here. french in general is the second
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state language katya matvey's first ball it seems that we managed. why are you doing here? how
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are you waiting? shame on you? what are you talking about? pricks let's go oh what am i? as you agreed, we agreed on a fictitious marriage . okay, okay, agreed.
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and i'm ready to change the terms of the contract. let's turn our fake marriage, real i agree. and who asked for it? i don't think i asked. i don't understand. don't want to at all? what? did
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n't lick me. go, dmitry alexandrovich, to your room to pester you with nonsense. what are you? i have never seen a man's head. what, don't you like me at all? you
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don't like it. for a very long time you dream of living with me all your life you want to grow up children. but when will you know? then we 'll talk. go, dmitry alexandrovich think about what you need to think about what is between the ears, and not what is between the legs. good night office
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romance today 14:00 andrey's new year's show 17:00 and before the president
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's address who is this? do we have a sheepdog here? what is cheburashka
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let the crystal tear tremble blue light today at midnight only on the channel, russia and how do i look?
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she doesn’t drink coffee, she doesn’t like next time, if she’s in bed, it’s better to have tea from bagels and at 4:30 in the morning, katya will probably come to the station exactly 600.
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maniac you have to quit smoking. katerina hi, i'm waiting for you. why and i already ate at
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the institute's dining room. then let's go for a ride. eh katerina well, where is this fucking
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library? hello again. hi , the library didn't let me in. they said it wasn't recorded. well, i wanted to sign up, but the passport
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of the introduction seemed. sit down, i don't want to. i want to ride home. i promise i won't bother . although i think all the time. btw
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i think i'm pretty sure. no i'm absolutely sure what? that i need you. do not let me go. oakwood whispers august, but summer is slowly giving up. and soon
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the crimson sail will flash over the river and burn in flames. fallen leaves and fallen leaves will burn in flames. in the fields the wind blows behind the sun, rooks are already on their way. and it seems that there is no sadness in the world than to hear on a summer autumn day? don't let me go, let everything be as before. don't give away warmth and don't believe in september, beautiful words are full of autumn soul in
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anticipation soul in anticipation in the fields. behind the sun and warmth, rooks are already on their way and it seems that there is no sadder in the world than hear on a summer day autumn. sorry, usually you run until 6 is.
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maybe let the guys drink tea too, it’s logical for the guys to join. join. come on guys, join us, join us. let's, please, let's, let's.
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interesting congratulations. i wish you good health, success
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in work and in your personal life. here is a very touching life enjoyed. i think katya will take a look herself when i have time. katya , are you interested in what vasya gave you? you know, i know that you are the most important thing in life. get carried away.
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yes, it's time to run. don't worry, don't worry wonderful frying pan. i'll take you home. and the bouquet, too, so that it does not interfere with you at lectures. birthday was a witness. so i decided to make the girl nice to
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congratulate. birthdays to hit you with this frying pan on the head, first of all, don't yell at me. secondly, i can punch you myself. thirdly, you have a fictitious marriage, that is, not a real one, respectively. katya is a free person. she is looking for me. like i thought
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you were my friend. how is my sister?
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i invite you to celebrate your birthday with a festive one knows perfectly well that we are going to a restaurant today. get in the car, i'm not joking at all. the restaurant you chose. i'm much better. how do you know? which restaurant? i see, why did you take that she is going with you? is not it so? i 'm going to the library today for your birthday.
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like our conversation will not. quarrel please and i know a great restaurant. i see you here many
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friends. yes, i worked here as a dishwasher until they fired me. for what for ideological disagreements with one frenchman? veal let's try. what you want? i cry, no, i treat it out of the question. i said i'm serving. stop swearing pay half or i 'm out. good evening, i'm glad to see katyusha, it's your birthday today. this is for you from me. at
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work, but there is also a gift from our restaurant. come with me to the wine cellar and you can choose any bottle of wine, even dasha hi sister. listen , vasya and i were just about to call you. true vasya urgently come to the french restaurant on kutuzovsky today
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birth. your bride is coming. you must be bored. very pleased with myself. i think it 's time for you to decide, my friend. or do you love my sister? do you love my wife? katya is not your
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wife. you always said you couldn't have anything in common with her, and i changed my mind. they arranged a good birthday for me, you can’t say anything. why don't you ask or don't it hurt? i know that it hurts. why
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ask in order to show sympathy, i do n’t feel sorry for me. i think you have more than one eye hurting. my whole head is bruised. and, probably, i do not understand for a long time. how can you live, do what the left foot wants. i fought for your honor stupidity, i'm not yours, i don't belong to anyone. i can take my own mistress. i can work until bright.
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i got up and from your stupidity dmitry alexandrovich by the way, katya katya forgive me. you just don't know me at all. it's already late. tomorrow is a working day, wait. don't go, let's talk some more.
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manyunya simka and 01 01 ran out of the barn. no, well, here, and i don’t want to take a walk in the air and talk.
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big what do you do? listen , i wanted to ask you for a long time. you couldn't speak me you? i'm not used to it, please. okay , what are you doing here? and that's all. at
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the same time, we ensure uninterrupted production and delivery of metal to where it is expected. an important area of ​​marketing and transportation do you want to eat? we have money dating and a brutal appetite revenge is a terrific idea anna petrovna yes? what are you waiting for, and katya katya is with
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him. well, i obey petrovna. ordered to skip new restaurants still no one. we don't need anyone.
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what should we do? first, wash your hands well.
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i'm glad we're all here for this. amazing table. late breakfast or early lunch, it doesn't matter. what is important is what i want to say now, the most important words in my life. it's good that you've come, come through, come through.

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