[000:01:59;00] comrade cucumbers cannot yet be congratulated on a stylish disaster. i want to ask you. when will we have a serious talk now? i found a way out and together, right, assistant modern technology. you took the sketches. well then, here they come. come in, come in, sit down please. telegin's comrades, you know , tell the people right, members of the trade union, deputies of the city council. and at our new year's eve

it will be like this. why should our soviet people hide their faces? for some reason , this is not typical at all. but not in this case. comrades have a fun setup to meet new year. we must conduct our event in such a way that no one could say anything. it is necessary to apply a game of fantasy to fit our event, so to speak. i have high-level comrades and the main thing is to understand krylov to prepare. good evening. this is a no-nonsense thing. don't worry about the rate, but i don't like joking myself and i won't let people. eh, you write it down, then

serafimovich i write everything down. i personally thought about this question and i think that our new year's eve should start like this. recording on stage in russian fairy tales there is a tower-teremok. wait the clock is set and the stereo comes out who bear comes out more. i don't think you should give up your speech. how do you think this is good and serious and at the same time, how do you mobilize, here. from the shift, it ’s hard for us to get serafimovich krylova , the planned santa claus, one with less than 30

units, and then baba yaga and cats in boots, so i’ve planned for this one in my estimate, but there’s no money for boots, i’m ready to offer to cut now i’m ready to cut to minimum, then the women will start. i have these units for my grandmother. no, we will not educate in our team. let's try serafima ivanovich with no gray matter of the brain, that she is gray with me. what do you think, comrades of the antennae? so, comrades, that's

all for now. i'm listening, comrade telegin . i don't know how to begin. in general, so to speak. no, you can't save again. no , it didn't work. forgive me, who in vain do not be sad. you don't understand anything. if the views

are so gentle, then speeches are not needed, then enough is enough, glory to one. i don't know how to start. in general, so to speak. so no, it won't work. again, do not be shy, they don’t wait in any way, which means they don’t need weight, which means i love the word of one. well, he'll have to, there's nothing, a good number. you know me well, i know you, so you can put it on, please pass it on to a branch of lava. nothing more known to me said. record dear ilyanochka, this time you will

listen to me to the end. here you see this disc in front of you now. i see you, your face, your eyes. you see, a member in the life of every person, there is a moment when he absolutely needs to explain himself to another person. kostya may be quieter than technology, but it’s easier for me, you know, helmet me. you can interrupt at any time. i will fire and shut up, but the rescue woman will not happen, however, it can be broken, but i hope that you will not do this. this is lena now i'll tell you what i've been going to say for a long time, i can't be silent. the first. i love you. yes i love i love i love and i'm not afraid of this word shakespeare i just don't remember exactly what thing i thought for a long time before like this go and write everything down, it's probably, maybe it will seem funny it will seem like a joke,

but i know lenochka in every joke there is a great deal of truth. well, if anything, invented, i can congratulate. so why did you turn it off? can i turn it back on? well, inch, in general, what is in the know ? what broadcast is included? oh, grisha, i 'm evil to you, it turned out quite by accident funny. i understand that it is very funny to broadcast other people's feelings, you will also answer the whole house on the radio. what to answer? you are silent, you are silent again. what a pie is not decisive. well, perhaps am i not right?

for technical reasons

so, in fact, you understand, what are you doing? i don't understand, that's exactly what you don't understand. well , what did they come to the beach, what is it? what is it? i ask legs, i understand that. where do you work, in general? i am an economist and you have met many economists in this form. we must educate our spectator , you cannot educate him with bare feet. in short, he made clear costumes. need to replace many isolate. now what is he talking about. in my youth about love, i understand this, too, married, then, in your opinion, if our young man loves our young girl, this same guy is

such a means to study economists. old

tolstoy not bad not bad, so this horror needs a few people enough. stop, stop, they started the trumpets together for me, sasha was late, and how much you can repeat, we start in the first digit not in the media, but in e flat, understand, right?

one more time . this is not going to work out that way. choose a serious repertoire. we

rehearse so much. self-made orchestra serious people pensioners again has something to do with art. here's an urgent culture of sharing we them them they us, well comrades, the whole working day is over and bankin 's impression. love is the power of feelings such a turmoil with this new year's eve, and i am a

sinful person. i love silence. it's quiet in your accounting department. don’t tell the youth, it’s thicker for the whole day, i subscribe and transfer, pay and everything is successful, but i’m a person of a calm direction. in the distance you understand me correctly kuzmichna in your society, i rest my soul. after all, you are a serious person. i'm already at that age, pyotr petrovich, that i have to be serious, 25. yes, and i, to be honest, i'm 38, play me

something for the mood, i'll go. the bruise shines with gentle beauty nothing rest well, what do i feel bad about. what

pleasant voice does kuzmich make on our new year's eve? a rhyme such to produce or something else, by the way, the last time. i spoke, just recently, 40 years ago, at a gymnasium evening, i read a fable of winged no. good bastita. safira to us. eh, gogol's generous need. here tell a fable. what about my song, and i'm alone, all alone, with a quiet hope and a good dream. this is very good. only at the end. i would clarify a little

wording. i'll. i don't understand. here she is all alone. with my health. here such does blacksmithing be teepee chno? no, it's more than possible that the stars of immunity smile, even if only teremok does not correspond to him. let him do everything by himself, draw by himself, play by himself, sing. in my opinion, we should all get together and go in the cart. there aren't any. why? well, we are small, that we will go to complain. well, how to complain you need to find a way out yourself. we will agree with him in everything, say that you are great, that this is wonderful right. a telegin hi to the channel to see you. and what are we going to do, respectively? please forgive me if

i interrupted, comrade ogurtsov called us from home about the orchestra. can you say you say, he left the second day with a cucumber. here, thank you. i was afraid that i would have to talk to this one, how is it with you here frolova or what? krylova maybe in this names. and why were you so afraid, they say, a dry, indifferent person before that told you cucumbers. so maybe there is no surname krylov oh, how awkward it turned out to forgive, please. oh ah stoochka you answer me. who did he say, i can't be stupid, please, i can go smoke. forgive me, please forgive me, comrade krylova, i'm grandpa grishka koltsov so he told us, my grandson loves you, after all, and sleeps only in his mouth, he thinks, a good guy with such a love. she 's all her life. why are you torturing a child? oh

grandpa. cucumbers

i look. they are one and the same, too. what can i pass on to my grandson? and in the future, if she helps me organize our

evening properly. i won't talk to him. good. for god's sake there is nothing. well why, because she's still in it i don't know why, because i'm getting married. everyone on the other, come here, it won't work for a minute. well, it's you who are going to get married and cry. well, it doesn’t boil, and because it’s pouring from under the tracing paper behind your water. ah, these are the results of the emotions we are squeezing out, comrades. how much do you have to cry for the water and the fold to flow and then that's it. hey, don't kiss him. this makes a bad impression. no matter, including, it seems, not quite. so you say your bride doesn't know everything marrying another is not a good start. she was aware of the case, you report it. you

think, so you already have the whole point there, so to speak, humor, and everything is there, right? here's what else you have there for the names of clown names type, well, yes, these are traditions, come on, adults, you have a surname. maybe give your names to tears. set aside and most importantly, let's understand more . terrible hanusya, nikolaev tell me seven why you are so cheerful and cheerful, because i am getting married, i congratulate you and your bride, i will go and make her happy that i am marrying something completely different.

parsley turns out if he has a bride, as everything is already a woman on another, so this is the element of satire in this. the whole point is that he is a frivolous person who deceived his bride, sidorov or what? well, yes, it’s normally decomposed, right? it 's a stranger, don't you understand? if a person is morally decomposed, this must be said directly, and not laughing, you understand, the risk is somehow incomprehensible to you. dear, come out like people and so abruptly so directly the question is, come on, in short, i don’t have much time here. i don't i can find a suitable one seraphim

batya asked me to speak, right? fyodor petrovich, i'll be very grateful to you, all right. wednesday, unfortunately, in some cases there is still a manifestation of a frivolous attitude. this is completely unacceptable, of course. blimey. this is another matter. so, who do we have there? why didn't i see the new orchestra? i will personally check. now there will be musical moments everything. well, how can

you then calmly talk, okay? hello well, are you worth calling someone? ogurtsov hangs in the elevator between the second and third floors unexpectedly temporarily spoiled the drain well done listen, it will remain do not know how we are in

me. hope it gets. hey, there's finally someone here. so here serafimovich brought a sandwich with cheese. yes, i think the sandwich will not work. i got you sausages. there were serafim ivanovich with

cabbages. i asked for pasta. listen to seraphim ivanovich's sausage, what sausage will i be sitting here for a long time? where do you take serafim ivanovich babka masks the best masks of karboval. okay, give balloons, balloons are wonderful, balloons are not enough is all.

a cheerfully serious person will not go this way. you see, salutnaya man is dissatisfied. why dissatisfied i like this idea very much. say happy new year, and your spouse will also come. but what about lisa? well

, how did you get there? we try to take care to break away. attention, comrade friends, it is impossible to be bored at our evening. believe me, he will not make a mistake, who today will be the most cheerful of all long live cheerful smiles. yes hello guys. today is great. if only such a microphone would not appear in the program small change. the speaker will not refuse. speaker, new year went to meet. well, nothing, and let's go all without paying extra hurray fie, but i personally do it myself and the second conference will not fit into the

estimate. pour who will preserve. over here, hello meet fellow nicotine lecturer from the distribution society it's nicotine today miscalculating the people of the lecture on the topic, if life on mars is correct so then you will go out and so shortly past 40 more. i think it's not necessary, so give the people your lecture. we got ourselves calmly stop ex. i can't, why would i go out and go and go. i'm wrong. what to do? we will start like this in general, which

means, first i, and then you went. please , please. here, come on. check out our bouquet artwork with us for something refreshing with a visit. with the coming glass, that you have had my glands for years so, here, for which i can’t react. in general , it’s impossible not to be outside the country, of course. usikov artist very nice very negative lecturer on dissemination lecture very fond of

economy. uh. what is space it? dove me the same lecture, be healthy. allow allow a giant number comrade, yes, just look at this mask. this is an exact copy of cucumbers, what kind of jokes? which copy i have cucumber imitates. and i don't imitate anyone. i am acting director. i know you, but i made like ogurtsov alive.

see. come on, come on. so it is no longer possible what is going on there. calmly start this guys 10 minutes full guarantee, we'll have time, quickly, guys. i'll sing you a song about 5 minutes this song mine. let him sing. let her fly around the world. i give you an immortal song for a ride. 5

minutes oh, the garlic will distribute worthy, 5 minutes 5 minutes. creates 5 minutes 5 minutes to figure it out, if strictly even you these 5 minutes can do a lot of 5 minutes 5 minutes. reconcile those who are in your watch. we have 12 without a stove new year is probably already on the way to moms. rushing at full speed. soon we will say happy new year on the clock 12:55 new. for a year he is convinced at the very wound, i pull the run, there are so few of them left, my dear friend will hurry. in vain, i don’t need octopus, what is not said. say without delay to smear,

dear, a friend will hurry, which is not said. say it without delay. 5 minutes people sometimes decide not to get married, for nothing and never fills that a minute changes everything very cool. all i always want to wish the new year is not far away, and i understand from five whether it is five minutes to five to catch 5 minutes a little. he is on the right track. you rassha his road 5 minutes so little he for the right way is good on the roads. let them pick it up this evening, here and there this song of mine about 5 minutes, but for now i am a song

sang, 5 minutes have already flown new year's clock strikes 12. the new

year is coming, the new year is aging with new happiness , he is no longer paying the lord, everything is singing and the holy new year is the new year. ogurtsov left the encirclement and will be here now. only a miracle will help us, comrade magician. you can new year's things a man is going and the report is in his pocket. here he is ogurtsov, let me welcome you to

the workers of the workshop of the original genre. hello happy new year happiness what is the report.

mi people are interested in the question,

if the life of the asterisks seem small

noob what is it? what it is? i'm asking you. how are we in the garden? farewell, comrades, i'm going

to the stage. do not worry. hello already healthy. a person can be said to have stepped on stage for the first time in his life, i would say, come on, in short, the ring in action, you laugh. let's ring act do not get lost. here is another matter. after all, you know how difficult it is to do everything. sing a song for the first time. the first time it is difficult to fly to the field is difficult. and how hard it is to say for the first time in my life i love you, no. they took, probably, there are victims who heard nothing. the main thing is not to get lost, not to lose heart. but about this search. and now a musical group of pensioners will perform in front of you.

song and dance ensemble

vasily benediktovichsky, who was once a little-known composer, will be performed. fuck you, do you understand parsley? enterosgel enterosgel is the right choice for

adults and children a few hours before the new year, we decided to make friends according to your letters. the most signature dish, this is a duck with apples recipe, there is nikolaevich on the transfer. you imagine? here is a bell. songs from the bottom of my heart andrey malakhov's new year's show today we watch from 18:00 and until the president's address, only on the russia channel

it will be very difficult for you, minister. what single will get. i myself am a master locksmith of the highest rank, by the way, also not married. yes, i have practically no shortcomings, i gave

a woman a ride on the train. all desires will be fulfilled. all waiting for the main hits at the main concert of the year i love you happy new year.

january 1st and 2nd only on the channel, russia look into the audience. you see, ours works waitresses. vera nadya and lyuba, you probably think that not only ice cream is suitable, but they serve big hopes of the girl, they are modest, but today they will speak about themselves. anechka canteen factory robber captain is represented by the attention, no one paid attention. imagine no one

turned the lord hawthorn christ christ into the snow of the sun of majesty, they suit me with authorities. one locksmith comes and your hawthorns say with delight, it was gone outside moscow. and the trail and tanya tanya

tanechka bring it soon. total not maybe like this. here is the box, or something,

it seems this heavy devil.

i take back all my words. what are the words of

indecision? how you got there is none of your business, i will disperse all of you. i will stop this mess. we are well aware of our honorable

accountant fyodor petrovich mironov, who is unknown in historical phrase. find later the cashier went to the bank. today, fyodor petrovich, you will hear completely different words of the fable bear at the ball fyodor petrovich mironov to mark me on the edge under the pine tree was the ball of the forest raccoon, the hedgehog deer. eli danced dance under and sleep, and a gray hare under a bush performed you personally, the lord danced squirrels and frogs. everyone turned white. rasul sang a duet of two cuckoos, two soldi, a lie down and ditties, how fun it was in the forest, and suddenly the bear appeared in the forest and was immediately helpful in everything. why did the badger sit down at the sound? why did the ferret go to the stall, and

why do the raccoons dance tango and foxtrot from these? why why did everything suddenly become boring at once and a moment into the green world or a fairy tale came green dragging morality is easy to understand why did the bear come in bulk in short, dangerous toothy and i read it well we rise the driver's telegino, so to speak, we create conditions. and the bear, who will, and now find out, uh, a good toothy fable read well. justified rather, though, so i'm not clear who exactly this

bear is, uh, an allegory. and yes, keep in mind next time you will read with your mouth, come on without any. uh, yes, but just call the name and place of work correctly. understanding guys, well, let's all right. please put. speak let's create a serious situation in the back. now all of you will perform before you a well-known head of ours, such a romashkina whore. memories

forever, the first to fall asleep to meet the paths of the old russian began to remember. no, the sounds of cereals again they laid down everything that

again for some reason disturbed the heart does not know. and as i flew in a box, you also like no radios, that's enough for all of you, the feeling will bring your number. let's go quickly, go change. go go don't worry. congratulations . you performed strongly, i

imagined you quite differently. what are you opposite? if you frown, leave the house if you don't a sunny day is lying to change, like a completely unfamiliar oncoming boy to your acquaintance and a smile, without a doubt, a friend oscillates and a good mood is not like that anymore. if you are a beloved friend, the case is often so fond of quarreling over in vain you are in each other's eyes. why is it better than any words

, sometimes looks, they say, and the smile grows darker, suddenly it touches and a good mood is more, right? if someone else was a misfortune, abandoned and an act of this heart , remember how many people there are, there are much more of them good. remember them and smile of doubt. father's friend and good

mood are not like that. and a smile of doubt suddenly touches. mood jumped asks juicy to appear that the carnival has

just begun to tank. excuse me, please. while our task is to cover the workers with cultural events, individual workers at home turn it into god. the point of view of the participants in amateur performances, comrade krylov, comrade koltsov, comrade usikov, and other non-creators, comrades, made a free evening. naturally, what is worth my desire to give to the evening. fu, master

character, why they put me in the pocket of a bird and away it seemed too little and they use my direct hit in the box, knocked out the illusion of holding in this box, and the air endangers the topic, as me, like many greeks, happens. information i ask you to take responsibility and take action against it, of course, comrades who are very naive, think that they found a fool in my face. what i filmed on what they found

in your face is a fool. that's the point. let's not waste time. necessarily necessarily happy new year everyone is watching,

shame on you? happiness again well, well, close your eyes. you will cheat again. clearly, honestly , right? close your eyes

for one minute officially declare what's all that's been here today? i personally do not bear any responsibility. hello on the rossiya vesti tv channel in the studio of irina rosius and donetsk is meeting the main topics by this hour, the upcoming new year has been attacked under shelling, kievsky district. our military accept congratulations right at the front line of talks between tuvan fighters. on front, as a cipher, any radio interception is useless not really, especially since foreign