tv Moskva slezam ne verit RUSSIA1 December 31, 2022 11:30am-2:00pm MSK
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well, what is the new year without a good feast, and, of course, songs with all my heart , andrey malakhov and his hero have prepared a lot of surprises. immediately after the president's new year's address with the last blow of the chimes, the main program of the new year will begin according to a good tradition that has been over 60 years old, millions of russians celebrate the holiday with a blue light, and anton demidov pyotr pankratov will not be an exception in 2023. information. irina russia and my colleagues were with you. and all the news is always available on the media platform look in the application or on the site smotrim.ru happy new year.
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it didn't work out right away. moscow was not built right away. she burned so many times, grew up in the hall, reached out to her by the tree and only believed in the sky, and besides the sky she believed in alexander alexander's toiled earth that winds before us there. it is the ash-tree that twists the seeds, it is the ash-tree and
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the village house has joined the viennese. he will make his way to alexander, he will breathe on moscow rowan oaks were princes. but not they, but i'm blue without demand grew moscow not in vain hopes that all in a leaf will dress moscow will find for a tree at least the edge of the land of alexander alexander that winds there in front of us. it’s me who doesn’t turn the seeds, he joined the land soviet from the bridge of the ash trees with a view of the village. he will make his way alexander he will breathe in moscow
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what failed? yeah, two points, didn't you get it? oh, kat listen kat, well, you saw the wind on the list, of course, well, there’s nothing. did they come to you? well, you'll do nothing, you'll work out . and then the next year is sure. oh , what people without protection. don't be upset katerina i'm not upset, don't get upset. i'll do it anyway.
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what hostel? and this is our grandmother joking to us yesterday guests from novosibirsk to come to our projects, so she got up calling yes, yes, everyone is climbing straight to moscow. like it's made of rubber today. i can't today. dad's birthday is tomorrow. okay, i'll call myself. you tomorrow, otherwise i'll be at the institute without him. yeah. well, what is a hostel? well, how did i know? you can just be hello, as i’ll write it down from behind now, but like a rocket flies along a parabola, an ordinary lamroque and cuts along a rainbow , the fiery artist lived. bohemia a former trading agent that is a thief of royal power. he scolded him, i looked through the pit, he was carried away, forgetting the madness of money, where yes no
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wives, this shit of the academy, he betrayed , he didn’t understand anything, in short, he hunched over textbooks for five years, so that later for 1,000 rubles. in month at the factory to inject. no, this is not life. well , otherwise they are not life and i am not life. so what is life then? stop hugging. what is forgotten what is in a public place? think the future. nothing, so i found nothing limichiki, like you and i can see the queen a mile away to lose a million like that. adore.
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they have come to visit us from riga. she is our dorm apartment, a long time to call. no, i can't today. today we are going to the dacha with the whole family. on what road? i live better, help me financially. i see you are an enviable car dacha. on a visit to vez , calm down. you are not my type, and then the name is just a garden plot. yes , listen, something does not suit us, then turn back. why are you scaring her on her face so don't be afraid. tonya it is still unknown who will suit whom now . what a bride just going to visit.
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we put a dumb collar around our neck on the tv, then on the washing machine, then we will buy a refrigerator. everything, like gosplay for 20 years ahead, is painted deafly like in a tank. why is this bad, but good, understand that the main thing for him is that we live in moscow. and moscow is a big lottery. here you can win everything at once and diplomats live, artists are artists for me, you understand? why do they need to have? and we are no worse than them. you will meet these artists somewhere, of course.
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connected, as always cold exploded. a eat everything sonya so forgive your whole life. well, did you get up like that on sunday? and then where? already left with nikolai to the country. about everything, the swamp sucked again. and where are you going? for me to go. who is a second cousin professor, or what, wife, when
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did she come to moscow? and then where? then in the tretyakov gallery. only one business travelers or guests of the capital, and here i am in the scientific hall of the lenin library, i got a pass. why imagine a contingent of academicians, doctors of philosophy, for this. well, are you going to watch? how do they read? you understand? there there is also a smoker.
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was worried downstairs, and all bogomolov with his stupid theory. well, i had to take the floor to go to the podium and beaten 2 hours since katya hello. how are you, that moms are everything fine? hello quietly. verov, ah, about the medicine, in principle, agreed. write to your mother, as soon as i return from vacation i will immediately send you up, that you are roaring. quick, girls, quick. well, of course, goodbye. rita didn’t seem to have forgotten anything, to water the flowers twice a week, the mail warehouses say that i’ll try it in the morning and in the evening he loves how you get up. she is meticulous.
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trifles a couple of engineers. only one condition i'm a medical tech student why instead of a bitch, i understand the lives of men prefer women to intelligent professions. for example, a doctor's pens are clean in a white coat. hear the whole family will cure him or the music teacher sounds romantic, again you can earn decent money. of course, a chic profession is an artist fashion designer. but here you can't do it without preparation. hmm. and as a psychiatrist, you can do it. and why am i in vain that the blue traffic in the hospital worked for a whole year? yes, i tell them such stories from the life of psychos, i will tell them myself phase to move. understand the main thing is to arouse
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initial interest in yourself, yes, then you will still open everything, you are not afraid everything is thought out. first, i can quarrel with daddy professor and move in with my husband. every day. she's still at work. he let him think that i think, to wake up to the institute for a year. you can then give birth to his child, i sit at home. who cares? where when did you work? hmm well, when he knows everything late , he got used to me, the child loves life without me. no, it represents more and will ask for forgiveness for what? well, by then it won't. behind what? agree? what are you? this is some kind of nonsense kat kat kat kat well, well, do it for me. well, that's how you need it, well katya no, well, you understand, i like it? well, well, then i'll say that you are my housekeeper . hello please. what
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a daughter, well, it's not clear according to me that you're wrong. katya, a person is betrayed by two circumstances, if he incorrectly emphasizes words with this, everything is in order with you and they give stupid questions. so you get wet more, but if they ask me for something. but the blunders confidently falls is called the point of view. here i am rude though hmm and they call it eccentricity, i stand on that, well agreed yes no. how much you pretend to be better than you won't eat. i don't want to lie, my little sister. anton patronymic reserved for subordinates comrades meet the new guest
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seryozha, i see that your glass is completely intact. it's not fair. why sick coach does not approve? sports mode. let you gurin yes gurin and i sit and suffer. how can i listen to your familiar face several times broadcasts from your matches, well, we are comrades let us be proud that we are sitting at the same table by the gurens themselves. okay, yes, why are you being modest? i read what the swedes wrote about yours. are you in moscow now well , that's great, comrades. well, i propose to drink
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to the great hockey player gurin . and you have been working on television for two years , you know very well, in general, with time , television will turn life upside down. all mankind, nothing will be one continuous television. but it's you who got excited about the theater here, i agree, it will really yell soon, but books.
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god is spinning with music from the bottom of my heart today we watch andrey malakhov's new year's show from 18:00 until the president's address only on the russia channel three tape recorders three film cameras beyond the borders three parties mount fatherland i saw the miracles of technology, but such ivan vasilievich changes his profession today at 21:30. the first movie premiere of the year, what is ready for the wedding fun kidnapped?
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are in the workshops of this famous factory. this is katya tikhomirova the only girl at the factory who works as a locksmith, you could see yourself. what complex machines at the factory, so. katya can identify and eliminate any nikolaevka. let me katya, you've been working, so you don't like it, purely mechanical work. you want to work creatively, so you have consciously crossed over. did not have. mikhailovich
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in general, there is some kind of flaw here; they don’t want to go, because they pay little. and why revise for qualified work you have to pay, respectively, katya, what is your dream? you are probably going to study further to return to your factory engineers. actually, i'm going to study further . i entered this year, but failed the exams. i will do next year. well, over here. i'm unlikely to return, only if i don't, because i'm going to enroll chemist, technological good luck. thank you
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please. i had a very serious frank conversation with my mouth. it was a hobby, who was not fond of in his youth. yes , he was very disappointed with your scam with these professorial apartments. so please, don't call us again with your stupid threats, your girlfriend is calling. i didn't ask anyone. i and it is possible that i will not only call, but also write to the organization where you work? you and your son evil must and will be punished. and you are apparently human, but a specialist in psychiatry, who works at a bakery for a while. yes? so what, here it is
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work and live in a hostel, i personally want mine in a communal apartment. now is not the time times are always the same before you get something you have to earn money and so we are four in two rooms. we only miss you and your child. you won't get through here. you won't get a meter, i don't need anything. i promise you that i will never ask you for anything. but the only way i can help you. it's here. thanks, i'm making good money. as you wish. no well, why do you have to raise a child one? there will be no child enterosgel
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enterosgel is the right choice for adults and children a few hours before the new year. we decided to make a new year's hit parade. according to your letters, friends, potatoes brought another piece of their childhood. took the letter, my name is sasha make sure that all my relatives are healthy with all my heart andrey malakhov's new year's show today from 18:00 until the president's address
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i checked it for 5 years, listen, hedgehogs with a big buckle, you need to approve all this girl, but you can’t wrap it all in two layers of paper, otherwise we can’t bear the tension with paper in the country. wives are always so very personal. our studio is worth marrying a lieutenant. yes, to hang around with him for a garrison of 20 years in the taiga all sorts of empty ones. oh, damn it, you got everything right, and in life there is also a lottery. here i am always a lottery ticket. finish, hands, kant's ardent imperative says do so,
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irochka please inform everyone that the meeting will take place at 10, as scheduled 14 is changing. i have a meeting of the commission in the moscow city council. finally. uh, finally my council is interested in us. after all, this is on the head of enthusiasm, we hold on. honestly, on full enthusiasm. it's time to finally raise this problem, uh, on a national scale. hello our laureates, for example, you know. how many lonely people are there in the country? unfortunately, after all, this is a threatening figure. honestly, in bridges alone, ominous number. after all, a lonely person. uh, what is the birth rate of alcoholism falling? eh, everything is growing. you are reflected in the productivity of labor in the long run, and a lonely person works inferiorly. his head is full of completely different
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problems. you agree with this. well, let's argue, please. the club has existed for only 3 years, the business is young. but tell me, please, is there any success , has anyone found each other, no doubt 12 marriages over the past period, and you understand this, despite the fact that we do not set ourselves such an e specific task. we're not a marriage office, well, a club. we are talking about the fact that people have forgotten how to communicate, they sit in their apartments, watch tv, they don’t know the name of their neighbor, because out of 12 people, two lived in the same house in the same entrance. she is on the seventh floor, he is on the fourth, but we met. only in our club. it's kind of like urbanization. hear you fellow women join the club. you can understand the recruitment of single women
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temporarily stopped and the next set. we will have from the second quarter of next year. and man you record lonely men write down. why such injustice? yes, why is it unfair, if we already have twice as many single women as single men, or maybe as an exception? you know what girls? call me after new years. i 'll try to be of some help, okay. goodbye. we are children something is going on. and you are there at your corns swaying discussions. experiment, and we need help, please. specifically than help problems. specifically, there are not enough funds, men are not enough, but with a man, we are unlikely to we will help. we ourselves know at the bottom of a forty-year-old bachelor, there are again unmarried women. well, well, well, we need something. do fight somehow olga pavlovna is so
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good that i got you. you identified me as the senior group, and there only grandmas are going. well, listen, i'm sorry, not a boy either, but the boy is not a boy, and i'm not going to meet either. alexandrovich, i will transfer you. you can’t go to the second one. what are you, fight alexandrovich, the younger group there are twenty-eight-year-old girls. and you have rheumatism. you don't dance you will be able to complain yourself later, i will not complain. i will not be ready. boris alexandrovich, i will transfer you to the youth group. it's all right, just don't complain. so, come in this week, anatoly grigoryevich . fill out the grouping tests, and we need to invite you for a ticket . thank you very much. goodbye. goodbye. goodbye. the chief engineer of the plant and who
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came to us 909% of the intelligentsia, she is always the first to be hit by a woman. what do you know incomprehensibly and good and clever and dressed beautifully bringing them only a man. we need to be unclear. you see. of course you are sitting. there's my advice to you, it doesn't apply. we're just shedding tears. well, why don’t they, for example, are also not married. so simple. but i don't know if it's on the council well, well, yes, we 'll help. i have one reserve. very responsible worker of the head office only 53 years old thank you very much, i'll do it myself somehow.
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lord when something is scrapped, you will turn it in again my grandchildren will ride a car if with it can be properly handled for 100 years, it can last for a hundred years, you can’t save anything, that it has three hairs on it, six rows, it’s now fashionable to wear a bald head. and what is this? seryoga, well done for coming, how did you guess?
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well done you katya. we always set an example for our guys everything that we wanted. life has worked, right. so you. while the guys are telling me that just when you achieve everything in life, most of all the wolves want a backwater. you need to get married. i marry them during the day, although with your position you are completely it will be difficult. if only the minister, what kind of bachelor gets caught, the peasants don’t like it when a woman stands embroidered, yes, where are the peasants? to hell. look who is going to the theater at the exhibition now. they are women
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staring at the tv or sitting in pubs. and they grew it out, and you can’t have any boots, not polished shoes, when a man’s shoes are not polished. well, you have a couple of dispossessed for the use of slave forces from the outside. i will see how you will open these banks in winter. what do you say? then? listen, there your genka brought a girl. oh, i'll run and rim marina. drunk i guess, yesterday only mental hospitals were discharged here, i see that there hasn’t been running for days for a long time. what kind of guy was great? this is what was so wonderful, and now it has become like this. a lot of people wanted to patronize a drink. and he was still afraid that he would offend if he refused, well, now but no one is offended. all friends are fine. he is
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the only fool. come on, you're guards. i myself have been thinking for a long time. according to doctors, a fairy tale asked how many tears she shed, and all the uselessness will be for a long time people. mi friends, let me give you some more. you already know how to hire workers 100 times wide, but you shut up. what do you understand, every time i stop 100 times. marina did not hear the first thing the worker was given a lot to eat. if an employee ate poorly, he was not hired. my client's
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husband works for the whale whale. they themselves are quietly making a crane there. she promised to send her face and such a feeling in the morning, well, the girl just became not a single wrinkle, and how many times did they invite you to the coaching room from what cream? everything is fine. suddenly my eyes opened, how i live, what i do. i didn't see any hockey last season.
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everything is ill, as mikhail ivanovich was buried , he almost does not get up. lord, how to think, she sang for the eldest of the current years when we met her, it seems like yesterday enterosgel was the right choice for adults and children. a few hours before we decided to make the new year popular, 22. i miss your way
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, knock on the door, the happiness of the white bird from the bottom of my heart we are watching andrey malakhov’s new year’s show today from 18:00 until the president’s appeal only on the russia channel to steal such a girl , a komsomol athlete, by the way, in the neighboring district fiance stole members. spinning faster earth prisoner of the caucasus today at 16:50 only on russia channel premiere of the year the last
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ponds birches so well sit in the shade walk. children. which children do not have any children. we move away from everyone and do not spoil the environment at all. after us everything is always clean. i have a friend. he is generally an ulcer to him nothing is possible. he comes to see just to be happy for us. you see, when i sprinkle a piece of bread with a green onion, and on top of the baltic kilechka agreed. i'll take you with me next time.
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marry her? and even already 22 minutes. absolutely right to get married after two days of acquaintance, just up frivolity, you need to think everything over for five days. so take your time, until wednesday. there is time, listen a, to get better to get to know each other, i invite you to a picnic outside the city on sunday. oh, thanks. no, don't follow me.
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my friends, today we are drinking with you. it’s not just that today we drink about what this very significant day is. the birth of our dear friend gosha gosh, you , who did not warn your guests, think about the events of an amazing modesty of a person. well, in general, i think that there is no need to talk about all the virtues of our dear , there are people who do not know about all your virtues. but this is only a seeming comrade, in fact, golden hands are in front of you. well, in the sense of golden hands in front
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of you, comrades locksmith with a capital letter s, here we have candidates at the institute. yes, even doctors, who, from my point of view, are 10 more years ago, they could have quietly gone on a well-deserved rest, and no one would have noticed their absence until today. but when last year gosha lyova was in the hospital, i apologize . ladies. just an intimate detail was cut out for him. 70% obliged to the device that made.
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stone by stone, we will build everything we want with the brightest colors, we will draw hundreds of pictures, after all, if all the lamps are lit and there is no darkness left , everything that began with a dream will certainly come true and that's it. relax the doors. and again, miracles are simple. amazing.
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your favorite artists and sing your favorite songs grandma bought. that's just for the new year to me the first harmonica. i believed in santa claus, now i will write to him on the glass. and so i'll stick the songs with all my heart andrey malakhov's new year's show today we watch from 18:00 until the president's address only on the channel, russia
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i thought up so many words, but we met and there was nothing to say. at first , i loved you very much, i thought that you mother confused you, i wanted you to know my success and realized how wrong you were. and now now i think, if i had not burned myself, then nothing would have turned out so much. would in life from a single night beloved by my man.
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beat one, it’s not even intelligent, you know, uncle? i don't beat old men in my life as princes. but i can deviate from the principle. this is just a warm-up , a well-read preventive measure, but i didn’t tell me i almost broke my arm, healthy scare. are you a sambist, or what? don't give now, how are we , why are we leaving him alone. listen. i will never forgive you for this, the evening ceases to be dark. you want to try.
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why i so want to tell? you don't praise women for being does laundry or knows how to cook dinner. i can't cook dinner at all. okay, i’m teaching me, they began to study further, and you could become a good leader, and then everyone should be leaders. no, well, not everyone should, but everyone wants to have such a roman emperor, by the way,
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a very decent emperor, so, so to speak, just the color of his empire. he suddenly gave up power and retired to his village. and when they came from rome to ask him to return to power. if you saw what kind of cabbage i have grown, we would stop trying to persuade me. leaders, although in fairness it must be said that it seems that this is almost the only case in world history. no, i prefer to do in my life what i love, and not what is fashionably prestigious or supposed to be. i love my job, because when i come there it starts to spin, something that would not spin without me. i love my friends because, despite the fact that we have known each other for 1,000 years. we are still always
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new interesting to each other love your mother, because because i love. so, you are a completely happy person. not quite then i have now managed to drink a glass of soda drink terribly thirsty. i would be absolutely happy. now these boys will know that it is always against force. there may be another force.
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at least for the future. i beg you, maybe, kindly, without my permission , do not take such actions. well , then you, too, please take into account for the future that if ever again you allow yourself to at least speak to me in such a tone, then i will not appear here again. and at the same time, remember that everything and always i will decide myself on that simple reason that i am a man. please don't ever raise your voice at me. hello hello hello
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m here he says, a real type of modern leader. yes, even there is an idea to make documentaries about you, especially since you have such a wonderful biography from a simple worker to the director of the plant. who is who is the director? let's have a drink here always ready 3:0 san of course over here. well, yes. and you have been for a long time? on television this is working rain, soon the silver jubilee will be celebrated.
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yes, not that, well, at the same time, i managed to discern in time that television belongs to the future, but over time it will turn the life of mankind upside down, there will be no newspapers, no theater or cinema, but still something will be television, one continuous television. it's just some stupid misunderstanding. i understand, but still. with his tv coming out soon. well, theater is a special art. a let's talk about this with you in 20 years, and in 20 years, in 20 years, everything on earth will be different. and you, by the way, were at the television center no , never. well, come while i order you a pass. yeah right, but i have to go something. it's time for me to go to bed. gosh, please stay. i wanted to talk to you, but i'm late there. the mood is better and
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any special signs? well, there's a scar on his face. probably not. he has a scar after appendicitis, it won't come in handy. wait for me here to let everyone in and not let anyone out in case of resistance. open fire. george ivanovich, he is already goga, he is already gosh, he is yuri , he is also a mountain. he is zhora here lives
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