all the sorrows, so you became the engagement ring for us . my soul is like that.

while i can go around the whole world, as everyone knows, work ennobles a person and therefore people go to work with pleasure, personally, i go to work only because it

ennobles me. if there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we work. lyudmila prokofievna, kalugina, director of our statistical office, this also happens. lyudmila prokofievna comes to the service before everyone else, and leaves later than everyone else. we call her our mymra. of course for the eyes.

every morning on the way to work i get rid of

my coats. here's 40 kopecks for you. buy two packs of milk and don't forget, okay, don't forget to have breakfast, do you hear? when will you stop being hooligans, and why is everyone complaining about you? why on other children please me, why are you fucking? an adult my name is anatoly efremovich, my last name is novoseltsev . i live only on a salary, that is, from payday to payday in a word, i get out. in a word, i turn around. and this is

olga petrovna ryzhova olya writer my most faithful friend, we became friends a long time ago at the institute. what i love most about her is that she is an optimist. whoever happens, and the globe, as you know, is twirled by optimists.

there are too many residents in our city, too many visitors, too many cars , everyone is in a hurry to where you are, everyone is late everywhere, crushing the queue. but i still love this city. this is my city. this is a very good city.

this is vera salary, she has a secretarial one, and the toilets are completely foreign. how do i do it? mystery? and this shura is pretty, but, unfortunately, the active ones once nominated her for public work and since then they have not been able to push her back. refreshed by the obligatory morning exercises in public transport, we finally arrive at the service, again i tore my shoes, where would i get 20 rubles.

until payday. thank you very much. oh lord voice listen, well, where is everything when it will be 20 rubles. but if i had not been appointed head of the department, i would have appointed you. what are you, a great worker? you have a lot of experience, go to our memory. talk to her. tell her. lord, who can start as not you not mentally. let's go, i don't know, that's enough, i guess. one bandits to our memri

talk to her. tell her that you have two children. she doesn't really know what's going on in the world . children. hello, she is sure that they are born adults, according to the staffing table, everything should be fine. hello yes, for an extra 50 rubles. after all, it's on the street. hello, i'm actually tired of sitting at this table. i feel like an overgrowth. hello is capable of more something you tell me about it. you say no i don't want to. every morning in our establishment starts the same way. this is already a common tradition. i would say ritual.

pyotr ivanovich bublikov head of the public catering department and this yuri grigorievich is a very good person. i have known him for a long time since college. it was with his appearance in our institution that it began. it began on an ordinary, unremarkable morning, when our statistical beauties finished pointing marafet and plunged into the sweet magical poetic world of summaries

of figures of plans reports, and death was leaving last you forgot to close the door on the bottom lock. yes, i remember you holding on. very rude. please ask. did you fry an egg today ? my name is yuri grigorievich please, i think you are visitors. please good morning lyudmila

no matter who is driving, i called purely automatically. it won't happen again. let me give you a souvenir and switzerland to this pen with eight colors. it is very convenient for resolutions . thanks, have a seat. vera call novoseltsev to me. enterprising workers, unfortunately we have a lot of them, so yuri, please. industry

can’t yet, let him come in. come in don't be afraid also, i beg you to pay special attention.

in general, statistics is a science. she does not tolerate approximation. so, yuri grigoryevich, let's get back to our business, which

means i have you as my deputy. i ask you to pay special attention to discipline discipline, unfortunately, we are lame. do you have any other questions? no? no, no questions. yes, are you free to be late for work? please wait for me in the dressing room. i was soon quite recently, a blatant case outrageous from my point of view.

yura oh god, how beautiful you are, well, against my background, olya, this has not changed at all. well, yes, how glad i am to see you as my new deputy, as always, you know, the new boss begins with the renovation of his own office. how are you? olya , i have separate apartments.

yura, maybe i should rob you of 20 rubles in connection with switzerland. well, of course, what you say? forgive me, this really changes my principles. i do not take in the higher, but i did not enter the post. yes , as long as it's free. i'll give you a paycheck right away. well, thank you, it's good that you were appointed head, help tolya and well, you understand, stop it, do you hear? i'll

stop it. just a blatant injustice. we were vacated here from the place of the initial department, or the best candidate. he knows everything, then he has two children around his neck. and that the children are big already, and who don't you have? children? there are no children, i took it from her myself. hello, this is new settlers. i'll be late, yes, i'll go buy shoes there and immediately, yes, i'll take it. thanks a lot. yes that you i for so many years in general could change. yes, but if

he continues like this, he won't be here for long . nothing. are you okay? and i had an idea. and what if novoseltsev is appointed head of the light industry department? a bad report is not yet an indicator. just sat up man on petty work. i have known him for a long time, he is very capable. i understand your desire to move up the ranks of an old comrade, but i would like you to evaluate people solely by their quality. sorry all the best. such things are not done right away,

guys, a little patience and everything will be fine. i always believed you. well, well, well, talk then, i'll go to the store, i'll go, and then all of a sudden she closes lunch. now there are up to two grocery stores as well. do you remember what she was like? well, i think you and i haven't gotten any younger either , have we? the woman has it more noticeable listen, i really would like

to have a friend of mine, whom i can trust in difficult times. i hope my people, you are my man. paid did you buy new boots? vera yes,

lyudmila prokofievna hasn't decided yet, you like it. very defiant, i would not take such. and in your place i would be interested in boots not during work, but after it. so, good boots, you have to take mediocrity. i understand that irony is a mask for protection, but still, kalugina 's approach must be found. she has no weaknesses. she doesn't young, ugly single woman, she is the director.

apartment what is this? mount yes, two speakers, i'll be back, apparently, not soon, finally, take care of the report. i am waiting for you. yura if you knew how afraid i am, like a wolf. today i celebrate my inauguration. come on, you come and enjoy the home

environment, because i will only propose a candidate again, she growls at me. treat the woman no way. yura as a woman, i cannot treat her like a man . no, i can, as a man, offer you to look after her. uh, seriously, far away running intentions. so you know, there is no slight priuda, no position in the world will force me to give for him. let's make a deal. i won't hit. better yet, invite olya, otherwise you invited her to me. no, she'll be offended. and why olya why, of course, so you yourself come by 8:00, comrades, please help yourself to a tomato, please take it.

decorates the interior calms the nerves. come back with guests yuri than without you bored? well, lyudmila alone nothing. i'll sit here, look through magazines, i'm tired of the noise. generally i like to sit alone take care of me, sit quietly. glutton

comfortable situation? try that salad, i've already tried it. i made a salad like this, you have to add it there. i

remember everything. what is it? thanks a lot.

do you have any body for me? yes, i'm listening. i don't drink it anymore. why did you bring it? that's my fault. lyudmila prokofievna, i want to tell you that you turned out to be amazingly perspicacious. just look into the distance. i am now working on my

report in front of my eyes. lyudmila prokofievna, do you like picking mushrooms? that there are no birch trees, i mean it indifferently, i am sincere to you. i sympathize it is amazing to collect mushrooms. you know , let's take honey mushrooms, they grow on stumps, if you come to the forest and you are lucky with a stump, then you can gain a whole mountain in it and it seems to be white again, then such aspens.