what is expressive today? excuse me without knocking, where i ask you not to let anyone broadcast here. and today there will be no sewage, they did not interfere with us. comrade new settlers, i have locked the door, please sit down. but not to the theater, but to the circus. do you love church?

i want to congratulate you. comrade novoseltsev i have been looking for a candidate for a long time. and i came to a conclusion. what is better and i can not find? resolute knowledgeable energetic enterprising in short, i already signed the order for your appointment as head of department. for what? what have i done wrong to you? no, i just don't

i want to be appointed in such a tone. what happened while i was running after these tickets? didn't invent anything. and be modest. how to hit on me to get a position. isn't this a brilliant idea? i knew it would all end badly. well

, of course, i had no right to court you for the sake of a career. but i didn't know then that i love you. you can't even imagine how far away i was then. has a name, and you don't even realize how nasty a nasty step is. i have extenuating circumstances. i love you. love i don't believe you. okay, that's enough. now you

have a new interesting position, it will require a lot of skills and strength from you. do you need to focus? you have achieved what you wanted. i have enough in life. you're lying again, no. i'm not into lying. okay, that's enough. enter change the nuances,

no longer interested. go to your workplace . where is the command? please give me an order for my appointment, please. do you want us to have a baby? there are still two hours left until the end of work, and i can't leave kalugin here. what if you want hello yuri

grigoryevich, i would like there to be no uncertainty between us, in my opinion, everything is very clear. listen, i have to tell you. you are well deserved. ludmila resignation

comrade novoseltsev it was a very peculiar way to get to know each other. well, no, nothing is easier to write, your second new statement will come to pass. the same fate. i won’t work, i don’t want to work under your supervision, and i won’t again, as once again the irreplaceable workers, as you know, do not let us go. no. finds himself more decent honest, who does not lie and find another boss younger and prettier. yes, especially since it's not a problem. you call me to your office and take me away from work. no, you

called me, come here. you're working. you're holding me up, you're not signing my application. i can't get paid with pleasure. by the way, i hope that the tickets to the circus will not be lost materially. well, of course, i'll drive them at a speculative price, well, in your practicality. how much they had no doubt that comrade aha, aha, we read it curiosity. so ai what is an annoyance compiled incorrectly, what is not indicated here, the reason for your year, any revision, uh, will find that i let go of a valuable employee for no apparent reason, so you, do not feel sorry for the paper. yes, i'm not sorry for the paper, the industry is doing great. i don't feel sorry for the paper. just please hurry. i have a lot of things to do, nothing can wait. your heap. i can't do anything with him. unfortunately, it

’s not faster, i knew very well that you are a former loser , leave my dark past alone, please. because the director of your institution, kalugina well, more boldly look for yourself, you fool. so how attentive are you? sensitive soulful person finally stop mocking me. great original

care. but you will not say anything, a real modern man. please uh-huh here we are washing the ice, let's sit minister minister to do. so just be careful. i beg you, like this, oh-oh-oh, that's enough, that's enough. that's it, take pity, you'll kill me like that, if it wasn't skillful. here is the comrades' soup, please representatives of the comrades' court. well, i have to defend myself. please beware i beg you. you will study a valuable worker, the country

will remain personnel. do not hit me on the head , your sore spot, so that once you leave me students. these two all the patience has burst and the tourist. here. everything is quiet, it's a shower. i would rub it, i'll dry everything. i will wash, but in place of lera, escape from two doors, what are we doing? let's lie down. oh, this is also a sore spot. help leave you in place and eat, touch more with your hands. let the strength not fly come back again. to me my someone dear, there is no one with me. where can i find someone

go around the whole world to find someone, to find someone. can i dare you visit directly.

2 this story was told to us by shurik, during the holidays he collected folklore, local fairy tale legends. maybe this story is just a legend, but according to shurik, it really happened in one of the mountainous regions. he did not say in which one, so as not to be unfair to other areas where exactly the same story could happen.

cursed be the day i sat down at the steering wheel of this vacuum cleaner. no wonder he said, great wise first driver of this car worthy

geek of the glorious family of morning combustion engines.

i'm sorry, i'm sorry, please, excuse me. i have a big request for you, please, can i ask you to go? only on the highway, not turning. and this is why yes, my power is following you, as if tied. well, yes, that means he was

stalking me. and i thought he tell me, you are local, yes, i came to my aunt on vacation far from the city. thank you bye. all the best. let's go. you see, without you, not a step. year of birth purpose of arrival ethnographic expedition, clearly, but i will you write down the old fairy tale legends toasts, dear you are exceptionally lucky. i will help you. it's like a wedding night

without a bride. i don't drink, but i drink. what is there to drink? you misunderstood me, i don't drink at all. you see, i have no physical ability. here about this. the first toast, then write it down, take a glass. my great grandfather says. i want to buy a house, but i don't have the opportunity i have the opportunity to buy a goat, but i don't have the desire. so let's drink to ensure that our desires always coincide with our capabilities.

it's all an office. where are you disappearing? a very nice very nice student studying at the pedagogical institute.

and so, when the whole flock flew south for the winter, one small but proud bird said, personally, i will fly right into the sun. and she began

to rise all things. very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge. so let's have a drink but so that none of us , as it were, would not fly high. i would never break away from the team. to health. to health.

friends today we have a joyful bright sunny holiday in a few seconds.

honor of the opening of the palace and decided that part of the opening of the palace. we represent the beautiful women of the girl, which is the new destiny of a woman, the mountains to understand is a student. man

probably, so, as he says, our wonderful satirist arkady raikin and a woman, a friend of a man, will religiously drink to a woman. and he disrupted the grand opening of the wedding palace. then on the ruins of the chapel, excuse me, i also ruined the chapel. century good?

and he did not calculate his strength. yes, we're dealing with an industrial accident here. i have a wonderful cake. stay. kuzbass kuban all allies live hello

and i dream of writing down some old rite, yes, to participate in it. well that would be absolutely great. yes, where, well, let's see the question, what to do no, in our area. you will no longer meet these grandfather 's customs and grandmother's rituals. maybe somewhere high in the mountains mother or is it so? well, nevynashi, in the area you will find something for your science, some in the mountains. ah, well, that's right. yes, this is your job. yes, you

came here to record fairy tales, mother lee, and we are working here to make a fairy tale were carefully. well, what do you allow yourself? you asked for three copies. ta-dam, live

as they say, well. and to live well is even better for sure. aren `t you ashamed? 18 you get, but a wife and a student komsomol athlete, beauty and for everything. this is what i ask, 25 baranov what's the point in haggling about politics,

i swear i don't understand the political situation. you see life only from the window of my personal car. i swear now not a word 25 baranov then a time when our district had not yet fully paid off with the state for wool and meat. and you do not confuse your personal part with the state. to quit public interest sit down until 25