lord my god!

dr. starominski, how is he to you, pilate,

please. they sewed the whole thing. sektransit gloria mundi schizophrenia and knew about it. you are a poet are you a professor? and you are in charge here. i need to talk to you, that's why i came. the point is that you saw me here crazy and no one wants to listen to me here. no, we'll listen to you carefully here, and i won't let anyone in the middle of a madman. so

listen. last night at the patriarch's i met a mysterious person with a foreigner. not with a foreigner who i knew in advance about the death of a birch and personally saw pilate from you, this is the one who lived under jesus it was his yesterday, and that same mysterious citizen. so he said in advance that annushka gave birth to sunflower oil. and the important thing is that he knew in advance about this sunflower oil. you understand me, i understand perfectly. don't worry, keep going. i continue. so this is a terrible type, he

lies that he is a consultant who has superhuman strength, for example, you chase him away, it is not possible to drive him away, moreover, there are a couple more with him too good, but in its own way, one long checkered glass and an incredible size cat, on its own, riding in a tram. and most importantly. he personally was on the balcony of pontius, pilate, of which there is no doubt. and he must be arrested immediately. i understood you correctly, absolutely correct. well, how not to achieve, think, you yourself are not in vologda. i

demand that i be released gloriously immediately. that's nice, that's all and it turned out. indeed, why detain a healthy person in a hospital? i will send you out of here immediately. if you tell me that you normal. don't prove it, just say you're normal. i'm fine. well, fine. and if so, let's reason, logically take your yesterday. yesterday you hung an icon on your chest. they came to the restaurant in

their underwear with a lit candle in their hand and beat someone in the restaurant when they got here. you called the police and asked to send machine guns, then you made an attempt to jump out of the window. the question is, is it possible to catch or arrest someone in this way? and if you are a normal person, you yourself will answer no way. would you like to get out of here, please. but let me ask you where you will go, first of all, of course, to the police. and what will you say there first of all propontius pilate? vasilyevich please, write out a homeless citizen to the city, but do not occupy this room, bed linen. you may not change. in 2 hours the citizen, the homeless man will be here again. and on what basis will i be

here again on the basis that when you turn up to the police in the ring and say that you met with a person who personally knew ponte emperor your mentally deliver here. well , what about the console? mainly to catch you understand this, put down on paper your suspicions and accusations against this person. no, nothing is easier. how to send your paper to the right place, only one condition - do not strain the bridge. understood, i ask you to give me paper and a pen. vasilievich, give me

this paper and a short pencil. and oxygen try and baths. they promised to make repairs at their own expense and it is impossible to live in the same apartment with the bandits, a statement in your pocket.

statement you to me comrade. what kind of citizen are you? ivanovich nika i'm sorry

official what is an official person or unofficial, it all depends on what point of view to look at the subject. nikonor ivanovich everything is so unsteady and conditional today i am an official person, and tomorrow you look and unofficial, but it happens the other way around. oh how it happens. who will you be? what's your last name? surname my? well, let's say. cows and maybe have a bite. a nikolaevich what snacks? it

is not allowed to sit on the half of the deceased. translator with features having the residence in this apartment, the foreign artist mr. woland was kindly invited by the director of the theater stepan bogdanovich prikhodiev to spend the time of his tour in his apartment. about what he wrote you a letter yesterday with a request to register foreigners temporarily while he himself came to go to yalta he did not write anything. on top of the third sheet, but

how did i forget about it. and when likhodeev goes to yalta i am here he has already left. he already the devil knows where, in view of the fact that mr. used to being spacious, he wouldn’t let a comrade lie down for a week with him the whole apartment, that is, for a second of the deceased, he doesn’t care, you yourself will agree with him, nikanor. ivanovic apartments. it's no good for foreigners to live in the metropolis, i say how the devil knows that he does not want a hotel.

the millionaire will first of all have to coordinate this issue with the sinteros bureau and i understand. let's connect. link, of course. here you are, start linking your phone. as for money , do not be shy, from whom to take it, if not from a foreigner? here next summer you will certainly be abroad. come to his villa. to nice which villa ah? oh hello intourist chairman lived in the office

so he is 500 for 7 this is two two is 3.500 3.500. it is not enough. ask for five.

where are the witnesses? tell me, after all, the population of moscow has changed significantly, just like that, mr. by the way, i didn’t like this nikolai ivanovich. he burns out the rogue. is it possible to make it so that he no longer comes to the mission, you just have to order. consider

it your duty. report that our chairman yellowness number three three zero, two, bisp, sadovy ivanovich regulates the currency. yes, yes, at the moment his apartment ventilation in the toilet in the newspaper in the paper 400 dollars to say iron means home. timofeysov keep my name a secret, fearing the stated chairman came out together.

no, i do not have. tell the apartments, there will be a meeting in a week. chairman's apartment

what's the matter? we don't have anything like that in our apartment . do you have any documentation, sorry? let's go.

ventilation dollars well , what do you have to hand over the rest? the translator threw the cows of the song, keep them in our house evil spirits.

fabulous blockbuster last bogatyr root of evil tomorrow 14:50 only on the russia channel is a cool topic. we were worried about them. you radiate good you trust. we voted for them, we learned from them, you charge your students with your love for your science and a brilliant form of educational stand-up. most passionate teachers. i realized that i was

interested in learning. the most interesting lesson, the highest score is the sea of ​​fun. it's time to know the name of the winner really. it turned out great cool themes january 6 15:00 on the channel, russia nims, miracles happen on new year's eve. two big premieres at once hallelujah hallelujah. this only happens once. it was like a truck ran over me

and we are looking at the black pearl right now on the platform. we don't know what the new year is preparing for us.

then the presentation of the premiere on january 5, 14:50 on the channel russia

god knows what. here's what you don't like. i do n't like this idea. the move showed the magician you wanted to see where he dug the hell out, where i 'm worth it. here today, at half past eleven, a criminal

was wanted, a brown-haired ring without boots, a psychic, was called the likhodeev director. accept super-lightning, yalta criminal investigation director likhodeev is in moscow film director, roman chairman of the duma committee no. 32, biysk on sadovaya, but what kind of

chairman am i, that is, as chairman, i immediately had to establish that he is not a pure force . where did you get the currency from? god the true god almighty to see everything in his hands never held and did not suspect. what is such a currency? the lord punishes me for the square on my took took took our soviet prescribed for

money, i will not hide, it happened to be a good secretary of the bedsores in the same, good. let's just say all the thieves in the house management, but i did not take the currency, and now do not play the fool. and tell how the dollars got into the ventilation. the room sprinkle the room

that i beg you to believe. thrown yalta by woland's hypnosis mount a threat confirmation of identity. likhodeev you

talked to him on the phone at the beginning of 12. it 's funny. it was talking. i didn't talk. he is now and maybe in yalta it's funny. he 's drunk, who's drunk? do you come with hypnosis? and how does he know about woland? no, it's nonsense nonsense nonsense. where did this wolf end up? tell me, where did the artist stay?

open up. no one purely

strange where is the cow? i don't know any cows. how is it that the secretary of the board does not know who lives with you? i don’t know, i didn’t see i don’t know, but the chairman of the board of the barefoot veda

sign a photo telegram for you. moscow variety show, proof of my handwriting, my signature confirmation. install hidden woland's observation of likhodeev. this cannot be. how many kilometers to yalta i thought i already thought to sevastopol by rail about one and a half thousand dodos of yalta throw another 80, well, by air it is, of course, less, but who will lower it, the plane. everything everything. lightning speak yes, today

about half past twelve, whether you go talking to me on the phone moscow personally dots can not dot handwriting i confirm. nkvd let them sort it out. but this is

really clever all where? you can ask the administrator of the variety show type on bogdanovich or khadieva from woland’s sheet, now at home there is not? how to ride when he returns? i said

i'll get some fresh air and bring mercy back. please. tell monsieur woland that ivan will certainly assure him of his speech today in the third part . please accept my best my warm regards and wishes to have time for your dear, good luck, happiness, victories, everything. well, of course, what she was saying was not some kind, he left to ride. well , if i remembered it like that, i remembered, i remembered in pushkin i opened it with a cheburek, yalta everything is clear. he went there drunk and from there telegraphs. wow expensive for him to go around this walk . oh, how great. wow! wait, well, nonsense his own jokes take offense.

yalta moscow variety show thank you confirmation urgently 500 threat. tomorrow i'm flying to moscow likhodeev. he went crazy. have mercy

, grigory danilovich i think you're sending money in vain. and here he is. strongly responsible for this picnic. turn down and don't sell the 30 best seats in the boxes and in the stalls he is not in the theater. and show, and

who is the citizen talking about? stop these jokes, your number will be found out right now. well, what are you, ivan tsarevich? well, i am

very, very pleased that you did not wear them anywhere, waited or not. i came to the police station yesterday evening

calmly, but in berlioz at patriarch's ponds. how did it come so calm? dead people don't walk like berlioz.

not the composer of the season

increased the number of reels in his brilliant number by two more reels. well, for what? a foreign artist has arrived . oh my god my god. for the first time on television

, soon as dinosaurs with this, if you and i don't come up with something now. this is in a year no one will need you, except for me, you need to soak in something sacred, the girls whisper. i'm sorry i didn't call. yes? no, you will leave yes on january 6 at 21:00 only on the russia evening channel. we will sing christmas songs to celebrate this holiday. naturally, it was customary for zastolievsky to go and visit .

new life, new heights, they must be conquered. they said that there the earthquake catches the outcome. be chatting with me yasno on the channel russia

series so citizens now a famous foreign artist of misewaves will perform in front of you session of black magic. well, you and i understand

that it does not exist at all in the world, but simply maestro woland has a high degree of mastery of the technique of focus, which will be seen from the most interesting part, that is, we will ask mr. woland

armchair for me to expose this technique.

you were right, lyube townspeople have changed significantly. outwardly, i say, as the city itself seems to be. appeared these grass cars bus

foreign artist expresses his admiration for moscow you decide in technical terms, as well as muscovites. congratulations , mr. savrashim. but of course i'm not so many buses are interested in phones. and other equipment. quite right how

much is a much more important question? have these citizens changed?

citizen parchevsky's inside is neat. yes, these are real chervonets. with me alone, we will

all take an ardent part in it, i say correctly.

hallelujah