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Understanding 9/11tv Anshlag RUSSIA1 January 13, 2023 9:30pm-12:01am MSK
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everyone is serious, of course, and where do pensioners get such money from? well, in general, i have nothing like that, of course, i don’t have such money. as soon as other clients appeared in the blade, who issued loans at fabulous interest. the same director of the company disappeared, and her support group disappeared, only a pseudo-patient remained, who turned out to be an employee of the clinic. and what wilted something immediately who disappeared active mood nothing was lost. no, this is absolutely about loans at 45%. call. well, no one came , lawyers are sure they appeared in moscow. new scheme of earning on lending at cannibalistic interest. now under the gun are women who want to do cosmetic procedures, and those who consider themselves deceived by them. one way is to write a statement to the prosecutor's office for investigators to conduct fraud checks. vitaly kamazin, andrey lapidus and pavel letnikov to conduct. and this
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concludes our issue. all news is always available on the media platform, we watch it in the application or on the site smotrim.ru ernestrevic was with you. i say goodbye. cultural foundation orthosis leave grudges in the past when it comes
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midnight and the hands on the clock will merge again, forget you sadness. now we invite all of you to dance the castle of our dreams to excite you in childhood to heaven. it will just be your hope in a snow-white tailcoat. i'm in a dance, they will gently hug you. on the floor wonders
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in let him then sound the lyrics to heaven. in love with you, the night sparkles with lights , the young crystal melts and in the heart it will call off the clock with it, and the pus knows how love seeks you, the lord of love. lord
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we believe the miracles in you sound clear skies. we'll just be us. friends, our festive new year's performance was opened by the artists of the parody theater of vladimir vinokur, at the head of the arrest themselves. m happy new year to you friends. you know, my dears,
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as they say, among the people, the new year is just a rehearsal. but the old new year is already a premiere. so premiere you. friends, of course, you are aware that according to the eastern calendar , this year is the year of the rabbit, but just remember that in the year of the rabbit your dreams will come true. you just need more, what to do? that's right and believe me, our artists have prepared for you so many funny numbers that they will last for a whole year once upon a new year's eve this is the name of the center, which svetlana rozhkova and yuri evdokunin will now play. well
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, happy new year. there is a who is so wise here? what is this? it's me. what did i say, what did i tell you, don't come to the table, don't come, what are you doing here? what kind of person do you look, and who came up with this? you tell me the new year should be celebrated at exactly 12:00 under the chiming clock. so this is such a holiday, you know, all people do this, all people, except you. this though old new year, but this new year
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meets him at 12:00 at night. it's the same champagne, it's the same fireworks. this is beauty is not beauty is torture. sitting at a table full of alcohol and not living is not drinking. yes, all my organs are in tension. i'm like an astronaut in space, everything is spinning for me. you're feeling dizzy, because you drank yesterday and put your head in the washing machine. here today. you understand that it is difficult for me to sit at a table full of joy at this table for the third day. why did you set the table so early ? come on a
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did you look at the clock? what time do you not look, you look at the clock. what new year's eve, when three o'clock three o'clock in the afternoon moscow time 15:00 in petropavlovsk-kamchatsky? so you've already met with kamchatka. you have already met with kamchatka. how much was it 3 years ago? you met with kamchatka and when when the new year was going around novosibirsk, you already climbed the bathroom and shouted, why is my plate so big empty? that's all, the shop is closed, this year 12 is just a drop or a drop, you understand? all for what such fat to that to that, here she is a normal
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person you will meet the new year at least once in your life with a normal sober you will talk with your mother and it will be nice she will be sober for you all your life. only saw it once. i understood, okay, so i'll go to the balcony to breathe, fresh air. where did you go? he will go to the balcony. well, sit down. you can’t take it to the balcony to the balcony, what do you do there? have you been breathing on the balcony yet? 4 years ago, and some one returned from there from the balcony, normal returned, did not even stagger, then he was already walking crawling. everything, sit in front of your eyes. okay, well , then i'll go to the nursery and prepare a gift for the children. well, from santa claus candy tangerines chocolates, and santa claus to
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children. what kind of kids? ready so that i could follow, he wants to have everything ready. oh my god, all i had to do was jump out of the blue to the guests in the kangaroo costume, what did you do, right? well, yes, i jumped out, just a kangaroo costume, i forgot to put on my own. i already took it off.
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kangaroo though wool, it covers the body. what did the mother give birth to? that's all you don't need. i'm okay with memory, like a flash drive. everything is recorded by to each. yes, i remember, yes, you understand that it is difficult for me to sit. here at a table full of joy, and i am tormented, not one needs to stay. yes, i have to go to the bar. come on in the room. there is no need to be alone in the room and in front of my eyes. no, you've been in that room before. well, four years, you don't remember something, well, you were sitting? i never thought, lord, i never
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thought that you can pull vodka in an empty room from a neighbor through an outlet through a straw. so many years have passed since then . and you tell me. well then how are you taught the neighbor's cat to carry vodka for you in 2 hours, huh? the cats wanted to please you , because i love you. i wanted to surprise you. and i'll break down for you . that's all you say, you'll do. here's what you'll do. here you want. now i'll go to the cellar and bring potatoes. come on, what can i now quickly one foot. i want to warn you that the bottle that you buried there for potatoes, well, has already been
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requisitioned. i understand that we do not need potatoes. all evening i did not ask. and you know that i i'll tell you, but i'm not going to drink at all, if you agree on a fresh legend, then that's it, don't worry, at 19:00 you will collapse. are you serious, right? seriously, the man said, the man did everything, so i won’t and that’s it. what a holiday started today. and your brother will come, drunkard, what will i do with him? something has already been pulling me since morning, and something is pulling me quickly. here it took poured and drank quickly. people with the old new year
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friends listen to the number of svetlana rozhkova and yuri evdokunin. i remembered how a few years ago, too, there was a link in the new year's full house, in which the artists allegedly decided to play a prank on me and poured vodka into my glass instead of water. and i allegedly don’t suspect anything, i drank and what do you think the next day after the broadcast of this program i go, i go to the store,
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and there are two peasants and sing a bottle. i pass by and hear behind my back such a remark that was shown on tv yesterday. so she drank half a glass of vodka. she even refused snacks. here is a woman, and study leads. friends friends, our new year's performance is gaining momentum and now the snow maiden will appear here, more precisely, the artist who plays the snow maiden well, to be absolutely precise, now the stage will be taken by all of us, our favorite actress, who today will play the artist who has been playing the snow maiden for many years
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. i don't know, i didn't have time to enter the theatre. vera pavlovna the director is waiting for you. i know, look for me, the director is waiting for me. nothing good is expected. faith is complete. you run around the city, you haven't forgotten the snow maiden. how many years how many three husbands ago i generally live with speed. i live with the speed of two husbands a year, as if he doesn’t
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know, it doesn’t go well with the snow maiden during this time that the new year i earn so much money that i can support the queen, her mother and the snow maiden and her daughter oblique all year, where did you get this the script is all the old new year's script, who wrote it? who could write?
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that you sit sad in january, have fun in september, look, look how they know this scenario. they don't just know, they play it. everyone understands twilight purple at the zoo owner. again my dear fur coats at least you must fulfill your desires, but if you demand, you must give to me, and you demand, and you demand attention.
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academic education fool fool, what i want in what places? i want me to kiss in paris men are still interested in me you know what he said. you are not only interested in your doctors. you
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saw you saw how anzhelochka plays snow maiden, this is his new wife, the tenth post, they are grandfather and granddaughter in life. i don’t understand at all why the girls are young, tell me, why do i go after an old man? why tell? why marry oldies when they give you money, you don't have to know the year of issue, right? of course, 20 years ago.
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i, too, was of course. he forgot everything, he forgot everything, who made him the director of the theater kazimir vladislavlevich. has he forgotten how it all started? who was he, who was he, and who did he leave socks in my herring? what did you do at night in the bathhouse with six men with beer, what do i do at night? muzhiks with six muzhiks at night with beer of a bath i worked miracles. how are you dressed, where did we get these
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clothes for the snow maiden, i put on everything, what was left after the other snowmen in a suit in this pack, the swan died, and i flutter in it. napoleon fled from moscow when moscow was burning, and i set fire to moscow. they must love you, they are afraid of you. my god, i came to the baby.
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and my eyes almost melted from tenderness, right there i say boy. how old are you? aunt , how much will you pour? i choked with horror. these are the children, yes, who is afraid of whom, my god, my god, my vera pavlovna a. you heard how angelochka congratulates on the new year. oh, how can she congratulate? like how it wish you good luck, and sucker, everything helps. have you heard how i'm an actress theater star, happy
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new year to the people, don't you hear? that every person has two books two one book of sentences and another book? and another book of complaints. i want i ask that the books of the offer be. there are so many proposals that it is impossible to refuse, it is impossible that one proposal is better than another, that you want and want to fulfill these desires and proposals, and the book is a sting. there was only one complaint , only one. but which one didn't want what you have each someone is very, very much someone is
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missing. friends, well , in pursuit of the number that we just looked at. i want to reveal to you one secret dear men, you know that every woman is a snow maiden yes, a little warmth, a little caress, and she will melt. my dears, i see that you are in a great mood. and now it will be even better, because now there will be something without which not a single new year's feast can do. i mean toasts, especially since our artists are great masters of this part. and i see that
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one of them, nikolai lukinsky, is already ready. pronounce that. dear friends, there is such a children's anecdote cheburashka and crocodile gena are driving a car cheburashka is behind the wheel gena is driving and gena says cheburashka cheburashka see if there are no police and huge ears caught on the wheel. and of course, he starts screaming. gena picks up speed even louder. gena increases speed even more, drives around the corner, stops and
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asks cheburashka come off. let's drink to the fact that we today at our new year's holiday come off in full cheers happy new year well, now friends, the baton in our new year's performance is taken by the artist no, perhaps, before naming his name. i will ask you, my dears, one question. you give an honest no answer. bored. i'm here right, right, it's never boring with our artists
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. after all, in a full house, only the masters of them are our friendly. a meeting awaits, with an artist whom the public always accepts everywhere cheers, your applause to gennady vetrov. i recently had a dream. i swear, it's true, i dreamed of my character, which i had a repertoire for a long time. do you remember the poet-botanist sofoka? well, remember, i 'm shy about a woman. i almost feel embarrassed with them. well, he also wrote poetry. yes, there are women, like violins, like cellos. i made the mistake of marrying an electrodre in my life. we talked half the night with him, and he was still offended that i did not take his today's repertoire. i
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say, well, do you have something interesting there is? do you have it? naturally. i also have a proven one about women, one fat woman told two friends with her fatness. i'm still a full husband. i won't let this moron have a beautiful, slim wife. it was already something new. he is she. on the beach i found a jug, an old rusty one, like jin, now the second labor every now and then, which could all sweat and a jug. suddenly woke up the cork pull out, moron. and i say, well , maybe, after all, i would have married, years go by. he says it is not enough that the wife is unknown. what else will you get, you can run into your mother-in-law. oh , yes, although my neighbor kolya looks very pleased with him. yes, he says, i
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respect my mother-in-law. yes, but how else, she is the mother of my wife, the grandmother of my children, besides the prosecutor of our region. i say do you know the scientific name? uh, the fear of the mother-in-law here, no, i say, pinterophobia is such a word, pinterophobia. by the way, i say i know, this word can be beautifully announced to my wife. news, darling, our pinterophobia is coming for 3 months. he says, well, honestly i don't i took a chance, but i had attempts to slink away, i went to my poison, changing from foot to foot. in a rut with my foot, i stumbled though i stumbled, but
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not in vain. besides, i fell in love with vera, well, i fell in love with her husband on the sly. we were with her for four days. i didn't know her husband was a jock. he broke the cerebellum in my head on the fifth day of the usual girey. everything is normal. needed as punctuation. now i sometimes get it wrong. and as soon as i regain consciousness. i don't mess with anyone anymore. and who quarreled with the neighbor-svetka, and with svetka from the second entrance, whose parameters are 150x150 by 150. i wrote a verse of girls from the entrance, she did not like them. the figure of the christmas tree
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i say offended, she had to write a personal rhyme for her, wrote a verse called infinity. you can’t see where is the left and right, where is the shore meet svetlana where broshka is there before i say i wasn’t offended , i tried to be offended, but i returned the compliment to her. immediately i say light, well, you should n’t have such a cool figure, that everything suits you . remember the same ones she said, do you remember you tried on the hoop at fitness, and how does it look to you once i say, in vain you will add a woman like that, compliments a woman loves to listen to compliments. i say, for example, i have such a rhyme for a woman, she loves with her ears and
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tell me is this not a miracle, just tell her about miami and i won’t take her there. he wound up and rightly there is no need to lead them anywhere, they want to come themselves. i'm out on the beach in sochi . i heard one friend, the second says lucy. i don't know what to do. it happened to me. oh, this happened. know me quickly. she 's a discotheque. one dude pinched his chest. i don't know what to do, think, i wouldn't even noticed. what needs to be rolled? i say i wrote a poem i wrote called your chest and the fifth point swaying excites the surrounding consciousness. everything is swaying, swaying swaying, how do you give it? you are resting lucy. and he summed up life without a woman, sadness is a continuous tale, oh,
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who, and i, as a bachelor, know about it, enough to take advantage of. tomorrow i'll get married and dream magical , together with mila, i'll fail, and so that it was for someone to try in life. and what a pleasure it was to wake up together. let there be dreams, your kindness is extraordinary and do not oversleep your happiness. you accidentally with the old new year my friends are moving on the writers had a short is such an aphorism of the singers applauded belatedly. he sang well 20 years ago. meet the artist who was stormily applauded many years ago, and now they are applauding much more, moreover, with the bonuses
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bravo bis on the stage, people's artist of russia alexander buinov and alla dukhovoi todes' ballet , he dreams of becoming a green banker, press new year to be in the maldives and the keys to mercedes is a prize in life, and i'm an artist.
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let's get divorced for a while for a while, this is how much klipasovsky on monday at 21:20, and
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mish, you have a great idea. these are all our compositions. billion from the russian lotto were drawn. come for winnings to stoloto branded stores, buy tickets for special draws . all january wins every third ticket is a stressful situation. i recommend magnesium hill of this lar magnesium hillar - it is better absorption and convenient intake of only two tablets a day instead of the usual six, magnesium hila, tylar, magnesium is better in stressful situations maestro burger for 169 rubles. kfc pay less. in pyaterochka there are always
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discounts bar. diclofenacs picnic in a package with a man contains the maximum concentration of the active substance 5% 5% gel. diclofenac alternative high-quality patriotic own, but with a good husband. there were all points above and above her fool. nadia premiere. here's a fool, all in me tomorrow at 21:00 on the channel, russia well, friends, the old new year is rushing towards us, we continue to have fun. but before announcing the next number. i want to
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read you a note that i received at one of our concerts. here she is regina, you are the mother of the full house and who is the father and before i had time to finish reading this note, i heard from the hall the loud voice of wine. father show yourself in our imagination, people's artist of russia vladimir vinokur, about the number on saturday, all the brigades saw me off to retire. well, we laid the tables , everything is as it should be, we are sitting in the bathhouse. well, the show is moss fun there like this and here seryoga says, do you hear vasya do you
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have a mistress? why do i have a wife for more than 45 years, three children live there, and how they began to pay extra grandchildren so they breed. i'm not doing well. seryoga says, you are a fool, vasya. the man does not have a mistress, so he is a loser, understood? urgently i'm serious. you look at me carefully while i'm here in the bath i'm standing in front of you beauty. can't you see that certain fragments of my body? they no longer experience that enthusiasm and elation
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as in the past. that my biological clock has been showing 17:30 for a long time. then my poplar m has long been decommissioned, the old dog only performs two commands to lie down and die. offended liverwurst do you know why? and because you do not have mistresses, but if you get a mistress, you will not be offended sausage they are bendable. a the clock will be noon again. i keep thinking about who to take mistresses. the first thought,
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you know, what i think you need to ask your wife? that's how verka is an accountant right away. no, she won't get through my gate. there, we lost such volumes at work; it turned out that she was hiring for a whole month, she didn’t even feel it. our cleaner. well, of course, not sophia loren well , what's interesting when he starts mopping the floor? she is transforming. up and an immense
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stage opens, i want to go on this stage and arrange a performance there. she was half another two years back fool. with our work, he got out of a hangover. they began to itch him. well, comrade court and judge says. i want to ask you victims. you could run away from him ahead. she says, where in the washed. you know , the teacher savkina is so spectacular with her hair
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. no, she will start giving me grades. he will say he did the job of careless today two, and you are capable of five. didn't get up to shelter. log in properly. she says, how is it, and i say, and this is by my tape. and you have d, but it differs from d, like a boat from an aircraft carrier. she has a great personality
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harmful. who else is the neighbor? you see, the hostess is good, you know from her apartment, yes, it smells of something delicious. current, then strong vodka is very strong; her husband is a boxer, very strong. pebble lyudka from the fifth apartment is such a bunny bunny do you know why? because it's huge.
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so oh oh oh, when he drove in the entrance, a new neighbor but it looks like this one, well, the beautiful singer was, remember, she was such an international one with hair and a beard. this is wurs i want a cake. from her apartment, moans are heard all the time, but i don’t understand, but is she so scary, or does she have something hurts. the concierge told me in secret , okay, nobody goes, by the way, concierge, a good option is always next to take out the trash. the concierge ran for a minute and went home. the main wife is a happy husband.
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stop in the same place the camera then they will watch the whole entrance how the series naked and funny. whom to take as a mistress who about the gym? alena is a bodybuilder? she is so muscular, she has muscles everywhere, even her pumped up nose blows away all the hell. well, wife, if she catches eating , she will think that the man is also uncomfortable.
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even worse. kristina is such a beautiful dog and give clothes to buy in a restaurant to drive a woman zoya over the edge 80 years old, although look, she has gifts, she doesn’t need others. i bought a pot of seedlings happily in a restaurant, no need to take a bagel into tea soaked. young clothes are needed here are all sorts of gucci gucci louis baton bought a cotton dressing gown at the market. crisis although, of course, i
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want a fresher flower. so i say seryoga thought, thought, i can’t find a single mistress, and i feel sorry for lenka, holy soul. have you given me so many years? are you faithful? here is such a seryoga says, so
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more she needs a successful husband, they are some loser on the phone to call a woman without being refused from our brigade, she didn’t refuse anyone. lenka called and picked up my phone. it would be nice if they called in time, as we just don’t have his moron at home. so now i'm not at all up to a mistress, especially since they don't look for good from good. and lenka
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is mine. here is such a woman. my dears, my dears, after the number of vladimir vinokur, i want to tell you a story from the category you couldn’t invent on purpose, but found it. i write it in social networks a woman. we have an apartment on the first floor and the windows face directly on the tram line, and i began to notice that whenever the tram passes by the door of our closet, the locksmith is called. and i say, maybe the hinges need to be changed or something twisted there, but he lit a flashlight, took off his shoes, climbed into the closet and is waiting
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to understand what was the matter. he sees someone else's shoes , he goes to the closet, opens the door, and there is a man. the husband asks what are you doing here and the locksmith will be the owner of him, you won’t believe it, i ’m waiting for the tram. as we move on to the next issue for the new year, as you know, we always prepare in advance and look forward to it. well, girls generally want to shine on new year's eve. well, how else would you suddenly get lucky and meet your dream, find your soul mate. this is exactly the story that happened to the heroine of a comic new year's song, which theater and film actress tatyana abramova will now perform. everyone
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was sitting at the table under the new year tree, you bewitched me with your oblique bangs. well, i'm not beautiful in your eyes. so i took steps so that you would like to get a brooch with a star. i really want to meet you again. i will make a confession to you in my love fall down from fear. make wishes. well, like a star fell bracelets from the tv series brooch, you
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sin today, like neo's christmas tree on the floor of the body, broshka look today like a christmas tree on its side. you looked at me completely without interest, i could not survive the next stress. i confessed to the wall almost that i was unconscious. you can make a date near me bracelets on the floor of the body, i look like a lamb. today i'm so christmas tree bracelet and earrings on the floor of the body
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beard. you look today i'm like a new year's tree. i didn't expect anything, it just happened. he came up and said that i dreamed that with me even to the moon, and he was ready to go, in general, for him. now i am the first, a beauty on the floor of the body, lamb. for him all day, as an expensive day, earrings are needed on the floor of the body of a throw for him. today i am a new year's fairy tale.
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friends friends, i have a toast too. let in the new year you will be surrounded by people for whom you want to drink, and not those because of which you want to get drunk for you, friends, come on. well, friends, we continue to celebrate the old new year with smiles and laughter. is not difficult. after all, your favorite artists are participating in our performance. and, mind you, i
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don’t have star sickness for one of them, by the way, one of the comedians joked star sickness is when everything that pours out of you seems to be stars. so our artists are unfamiliar with this disease. although, each of them is repeated by thousands of thousands of fans. and now artists will take the stage, whom you do not even doubt, you will meet with very, very joyful applause. igor mamenko gennady vetrov, i beg you. have a seat, something happened. no, tea cold water coffee. if you can, it
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's over. i have invited you on a serious matter. yesterday, january 1st. we had a big performance for children in the theater. as there were many children with their parents. i personally sat the director, too, and in connection with this action, i, as a director, had a lot of questions for you. i will immediately say i agree, if there were some flaws, what a lot of flaws it was. let's start from the very beginning , santa claus, he must go out on the cheese , right, he must go out, why did he crawl out? this is a new reading, so to speak, an old one, but four points of support are always more reliable than a door. not only that, his fur coat was tucked in during training. he had a beard stuck to his forehead; they heard that he sang instead of a song. tell the snow maiden where he was singing a glass of vodka on the table. yes, a children's song is right for me. but the whole
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room sang along with him. you said the play must have some kind of response not responded, only recumbent. well, cinderella, what can you do, but she went on stage to the touch screaming. raise my eyelids, why do i say so to cinderella, i tell her right away i warned her. i told her so, galya should not be confused. she had to put on her shoe and run away. correct correct she walked around the stage screaming mother. in what mother gave birth between us? well, you said it in vain, so to speak, shoes, she had clip-ons on her, and there were women's watches on her, you know, it was improvised. we also have arches, a slender pit, so it fell on the bar. we don't have an orchestra for valery. this orchestra was from the previous performance since december 31 , several musicians were still delayed. she also fell on valera and broke his drum set of arms and legs and teeth. all
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all five. and how you wanted 187 kilograms on maternity leave, you don’t know. had to wake her up with a kiss right. so about 200 times they applied for a well-deserved one. you know, according to the script,
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he was supposed to hit the ground three times and turn into a falcon, he hit once and lay until the end of the performance. many of ours, of course, died yesterday. say, let's say quite organically played a pig. i liked the steering wheel. yes, i did not expect. he somehow took the pig in a different way. there is and was not. there was no piglet. was bad. in boots, this is one conversation not a brother, valyakhin, i am not responsible, because you know him, he is amateur performance and they sent us a beautiful suit.
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gorgeous latte, mustache ears beautifully luxurious tail suit backwards. homemade but the women were delighted. yes , especially after he began to wag his tail 8 women fainted. you almost ruined the show. so for what success the whole city of horror is buzzing about this topic. tell me why the doctors ache took out a case of beer and began to treat the artists. what is this? what a mess during the performance, his task was to treat the audience. why did he give three , too, asked for medicine, everyone under equal conditions would begin to live kolobok, why? what is what? well, firstly, there was no one nearby at all , it was necessary to suffocate someone, but the box was
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from the heart, not the soul, and not yet. you understand what they are doing, in any case a facial massage is obtained. and thirdly, the artists did not divide the princess between us according to about not laughing. she’s not laughing that she was neighing like a crazy century, her performance was tickled by a boy with a finger, how to say now the most important question about the horse of ilya muromets second uh, valera is a trainee, well, about the front of the horse. why did they come out of different streets? the fact is that this is my director's interpretation of a classic situation, two halves cannot find each other on a mobile phone in life.
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coliseum petrovich i sharpen i am not responsible for this orgy, although i myself personally participate in them. well, if i have to report positive moments after yesterday's performance, tickets for all subsequent matinees of our fairy tale are sold out a year in advance, so mobilize the artists. get ready to play today's performance exactly exactly. like yesterday, please, i personally ask. gather the artists. i'll go talk to
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them and do it like this one to one, like yesterday far away. i'll bring me a bottle. well, my dears, our meeting is in the very in full swing and now imagine here, before the start of our new year's party , one artist comes up to me and says, regina probably i shouldn't perform today, because today, according to my horoscope, is not a very good day. and i don’t know in response to him, some kind of horoscope read his own horoscope in our full house and specifically about you it
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is written in it. so it will take the stage, the selection of applause will go under deafening and i am sure that our horoscope does not lie on the stage with the approximate number nikolai lukinsky. new year is the most fun holiday and what a holiday without a song? i'll sleep now. oh, i see, yes , the true connoisseurs of the song have gathered. oh, guys , there are so many singing singers now than living ones. and all the singing stars all the stars. yes , such a star, an asterisk zvezdulina took the stage and sang a song and the audience burst into applause
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and chanted for more, she was embarrassed and spoke into the microphone. you know, i only have one song hall. oh, you haven't learned yet. i really want to hear songs with cheerful beautiful music with good lyrics, who also thinks? please applaud a? well, not one such singer does not exist. yes, i have a friend. he is the administrator of one singer, he closed up a tour for him. yes, and calls the organizers and asks. tell me, please, tickets for my singer are being sold. everyone says. oh, and how they are being sold for a long time already being sold, but not being bought. yes, the songs are different too. i asked one friend, i say, do you
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like songs, he says, you know, i don’t like songs, i fall asleep from them. i say, how so? well, there are different songs, sometimes, sometimes slow ones, you can fall asleep. well, sometimes fast. he says, yes, he says slow songs, i fall asleep slowly. now i'll finish this show business, the worse the singer's voice, the less clothes she has on. so now , before i sing, i will undress. okay, i won't. i'm not an animal. no, well, actually, you know, we have such a professional one. it's a joke, they say, a good singer is a good singer, but she has one minus, she sings under the plus. properly? man
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, he probably wanted to say that we have a drink. he says, yes, what do you have to drink, then to sing. i have a friend he the real one in the bar and the bartender processed, in general he got a musical education in the ba- and so he liked it, and he’s right there, yes, i say, he found his place. he is happy to communicate with people and the salary is good. for 5 years he worked in a bar satisfied, and then they put karaoke in their bar, and he quit a week later. yes, he says, i don't want to spend time for murder. it means that it was evening in the train. yes, i was tired and the passengers were sitting, there was not enough space. and
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suddenly a boy with a ram enters the fire, citizens or we throw off 30 rubles each. or me i start my concert. a separate song this is such a noisy neighbors, you know, when they dance they dance there until the morning and i rumble everything, and everything is all and not because they walk until the morning without you, it's fucking impossible. we sit with a friend, drink coffee. yes, but we do not hear each other , we do not hear. fine? the waiter approached my friend, he said, you can ask your musicians to play. the waiter got there. you want them to play, he says, let them play a couple of dominoes. you know, if the
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resting guests sang in the restaurant a glass of vodka on the table, it means that someone is already under the table. efforts one of the caucasians approaches the musician , the pliable one says, ara, please, send a song about lenik for my friend lenik. my friend lenya has a birthday today, music, otherwise they took the money and says. and you give me a drink, please, what kind of song about leni says that you don’t know the old song, and the allenic korolek will fly higher than the sun. song song she is good and in sorrow and in joy i wish that in the new year you have as much joy as possible, so happy new year everyone year, and i went to hell. no, not nafig, and i
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excellent film i walk, as in a dream, my head is full of holes, i don’t remember anything, what made my mother sick. they got sick. she 's just really tired. you're under the influence of some political drug. thank you for being around. i have loved igor since childhood. and you know it, now i will be his friend and wife. someone else's happiness on saturday and
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sunday at 13:05 on the russia channel complains to the doctor. i have tinnitus after intercourse. what it is? it’s no coincidence that i remembered this anecdote on a medical topic. the fact is that the artist, who will now go on stage, after graduating from school, decided to go to medical school, both his grandmothers were doctors and his mother really wanted his son to follow in their footsteps . he went with documents to medical institute, but missed the necessary
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stop, went to another, remembered that it was a bad omen to return and decided to treat people, but treat them with laughter. i don’t know how much our medicine has lost, but the stage has definitely won. meet doctor vesely to sciences sergey drobotenko friends usually sum up the results of the previous year at the beginning of the year . maybe it only seems that way, in fact, the infection lurked in an ambush is waiting for an opportunity let's wait and see. i was so sorry for my fellow artists during the pandemic, because we got the full program and because everyone was sitting
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without concerts. during this time, many went wild. dilapidated there is probably no artist in the world who has not had such an episode at least once in his life before a concert or after you quite by chance meet someone from the audience and hear an amazing phrase addressed to you. lord, this is the first time i see you alive. the pandemic has turned everything upside down. now on the contrary, the artists, at the sight of live spectators , earnestly, cross themselves, fall at their feet and kiss them , they say, recently nikolai baskov, people's artist of all countries, performed in one of the cities. and after another song shouted the scene. i
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love you, veliky novgorod retorts instantly. it's gentle for you. and for me it is great. i remember how, during the pandemic, my team and i went to a concert in tula, drove from moscow by car and, already approaching tula, we saw a tent camp by the road. they sold various souvenirs , including tula gingerbread and something like that wanted. i suggested let's go out and have a look. first for exploration. my sound engineer comes out. olya returns and reports all the gingerbread for 80 rubles. but they are all different. go choose. what do you like going out. i go to the same tent. who from the same woman to the seller there immediately recognizes me. oh hello. we love you so much, when
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i thank you, i already have gingerbread too how much oh, especially this number of yours, it's not mine, but it's still nice. i'm such an inflation. i didn’t see it in the nineties. we enter the theater from the service entrance and immediately in the back shout grandmother. do you have dandruff? it turns out that you need a qr-code without it , even artists are not allowed anywhere. i then realized that a new profession entered our life, again unknown. how long, but i managed to dedicate a small poem to the representatives of this profession. let's welcome these courageous guys. and in
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bad weather. what will god not give us? i check qr codes my position. i am in the service of a noble and do not blame the people. all to the fullest, even a mouse will not crawl through. with faces of tomato paste, people piss off our position. listen, we have freedom, we have equality of people, you can live without a qr-code, but not for long. a couple of days, and when you wait for the apostle in paradise at the entrance
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, just know. you can't go to heaven without a qr code . i can tell you that until recently , the word coronavirus was the most popular query on google, but last year it began to compete with another word sanctions. let's remember. what sanctions last year were imposed on us. sorry to impose. in march , russia was disconnected from the swift system and now our bank cards in the world do not work from everyone was affected by these sanctions, except for regina igorevna, dubovits, she had previously been on these cards. you imagine?
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vetrov looked at me with such eyes. these are the eyes only elephants have. who overslept the period of mating games, looked, said, serge, you underestimate me. each card was wrapped in a piece of paper with a pin code. you remember, just in the spring, many world brands left russia, including the famous mcdonald's, they decided that we would die of hunger without them. everyone suffered from this departure, except for regina igorevna, dubovitskaya. it's interesting, her legs weren't there before. i also wrote a short poem on the occasion of mcdonald's departure,
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which i called requiem mcdonald's mcdonald's tudor boat we don't need yours. but how the shawarma rose. a day will pass after him and the night the russian brand will straighten the flag. remember delicious, there is a point. they are a crooked question sign there on the ward behind the window the princess is sitting in a kokoshnik. free treasury to turn
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a bit has become so popular that even for example avtovaz is thinking of changing the brand and will soon be be called. everyone suffered from this sanction. and excuse me, i'm giving away family secrets. regina recently received a letter from one company. the letter was wet with tears, dear regina
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igorevna. we kindly ask you to hand over your pager. we cannot close for you. nowhere without good, yes, many borders are locked for us, but what an opportunity to travel now, there are so many fabulous places in russia itself, guys, there are only names, only what they are worth. i was in penza and in the vicinity, and there my attention was attracted by a settlement with a mysterious called the tatar pingdelka, that even in the evening at a concert in penza i told about this after the concerts, three ladies come into the dressing room.
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looked closer, so friends. i urge you to travel more in our beautiful russia. i invite you, guys, you, dear viewers of the channel russia, i invite everyone, except for regina, the work of editing the new year's program, so that later the country will look smile and say happy new year, everything will be fine. and now my friends have such an offer, because it’s frosty on new year’s streets, let we will be warmed by a merry toast, and he will pronounce it, he can applaud for dinner, because
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gennady vetrov will pronounce it. friends, my new year's toast will be based on a basel life story, an age married couple, a man and a woman, have lived together for 60 years and women are very aggressive. mr. judge says i'll put him in jail. he will meet the old behind bars. the judge says, well, we've been together for 60 years. well, what could he do to make you so aggressive . you don't know what he's been up to for the past 20 years if you knew yourself. the term stood for what he did mr. judge. i am a very sociable woman i talk to. don't feed this bread. i need to constantly communicate constantly for the last 20 years, he feigned deafness. and i was forced to remain silent for 20 years. i am tired of this. i went to deaf courses.
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yes, in six months i mastered them perfectly. i passed all my exams. come on man, learn. he says, i don't see shit. they say that she eventually threw him from the balcony friends. a joke, but jokes are jokes, and in the new year i want to wish that in your families always there was harmony, so that there was always mutual understanding, and so that love always reigned in families with the old new year to you. strongly son, i love you very much. i'm sorry i didn't call. i think of you in the village the transmission of cows is not blowing everyone is watching. people just
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my dears, i want to hear from you. in response , you are tired of laughing, or then go ahead. some people believe that miracles always happen on new year's eve, others. they say that all this is fiction, but i like the opinion of the third on new year's eve most of all. night miracles happen to everyone. it's just that not everyone remembers this in the morning. from a wonderful author who
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will now perform with memory, so far, that everything is in order. so he will tell you one amazing new year's story, by the way, the coming year for him is a special anniversary , very beautiful numbers await him, 50. they say this is the most wonderful age for a man, when the crap has already passed. and insanity is still on the way. we will definitely congratulate him. but as it is sung in one song, it will be tomorrow, and today and today the brilliant author alexei shcheglov is on stage. this story happened on new year's eve. there was a man named seryoga in moscow and he was very fond of drinking. one day, friends brought seryoga to the doctor so that he would sew him up,
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when seryoga breathed on him, the doctor had to be sewn up. and then the new year came at midnight seryoga was already able, when the soul sings the body dances the brain rests, and the liver quietly swears. and in the next entrance lived a rich man, dad, who prepared a surprise for his beloved daughter, the girl was very fond of penguins and dad, having paid a lot of money, ordered a trainer with penguins. a car drove up to the train, a drunken trainer fell out of it, holding a cage with penguins cage fell and opened penguins jumped out and ran away. seryoga went out into the yard to breathe, sat down on a bench and thought, drink more or have enough. suddenly,
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a penguin jumped out of a snowdrift in front of him. seryoga spat over his shoulder and knocked on wood. when did the three penguins jump out of the snowdrift? seryoga realized that it was useless to knock on wood. trying to drive the penguin into seryoga clapped his hands, and the penguins had a number in the program. on the trainer's cotton, they ran one after another around the coin. hearing the clap of penguins they began to run around seryoga screaming and flapping their wings in seryoga's head flashed. did the cursed seryoga come tormented by one thought, why penguins? why not another fluffy animal with nuts? probably, in the new
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year, the fluffy animal is too busy and other animals help him. having made three circles, the penguins began to peck at seryoga's legs, demanding a fish, seryoga began to fight back and shout, die unclean realizing that they would not wait for the fish, the penguins ran away. while seryoga was coming to his senses , a trainer ran up to him and breathed into he asked in a fumes, hey man. here my penguins did not run through. his penguins thought, seryoga is not, the main thing, he drinks. and his glitches come to me. they didn't run. the trainer enriched the russian language with new rhymes for the word penguins and ran to look for his wards, he ran to the nearest
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police station and told the officer on duty. comrade lieutenant, the penguins fled from me. help me find it please. the sober lieutenant was offended that the penguin had already fled from someone, and he was still not in one eye, because he was at work. he immediately pointed out to the peasant the place where can find his penguins and gave the exact address how to get there? and only after the trainer explained the situation, the entire district police searched for the penguins. seryoga thought, well, if the penguins are not mine, then you can have another glass. behind him, a policeman on horseback rode up. seryoga turned around and nose to nose met with the muzzle of the horse. happy new year -
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said the policeman. the policeman sat high seryoga did not see him. and he thought that a horse was talking to him. hello mister horse answered seryoga and happy new year to you too. seryoga was sad at first. penguins are now a talking horse. it was already too much. he asked the horse in a trembling voice, and you come to me. policeman yes, i need you, i'm looking for penguins. seryoga thought today and the penguins come to the horses. policeman yes, here at one goat. the penguins are gone, all
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the police are looking for them, while this ram is sleeping in the monkey house. seryoga's brain boiled. the talking horse is looking for penguins missing from the goat while the ram is sleeping in the monkey house. so here you are, what a new year's squirrel. seryoga slapped his cheek with strength. hearing a pop and a snowdrift jumped out penguins. and they began to run around seryoga, screaming and flapping their wings. catch. i already caught said seryoga fell to his knees and cried. the new year
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ended safely, the penguins found seryoga sobered up and since then he hasn’t had a drop in his mouth, but sometimes at night he wakes up screaming, because he dreams of a talking horse and penguins galloping on it. friends are friends and in the piggy bank of merry new year's stories. i want to add one more somehow, the artists and i, right after the old new year, were supposed to fly, in my opinion, to the urals and our the plane was delayed for 5 hours. well, in the end we flew there and at the airport terminal we were met by the local organizer of the concert. if i tell you that this comrade was under a degree , read that i didn’t tell you anything, because
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he was very strongly under a degree, as it turned out later, he spent all these 5 hours in being, in short, he comes up to us and asks a question, which no humorist in the world would have come up with for sure. he asks guys. tell me, i meet you or see you off. friends stories stories adventures adventures, but there is no new year without songs, and now klara novikova will delight us with a song since birth, i wanted a tatar on sharp skates on crystal ice, i dreamed that they would admire around, how it would be circling in front of everyone
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, not crybaby, she is not a coward at all, barely on the podium people gathered to the music of glinka , a cow in skates leaves a raid. what is it , tell me, what is a cow on skates worth a triple jump box, for many wives, twisting is barely again, she takes off and now a cow went under the ice. the actress saddened my soul and it is not easy to live in a cruel world, and krug made fun. and you are a figure skater, you would milk milk in the village today, my beautiful bouquets scream all right and the stands are full. now they won't
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write newspapers cow on ice. this is the pride of the country. well, what is it? tell me what a cow stands on skates, a cow stands in a triple circle, many in the ass, just barely again on takeoff and now a cow went under the ice. well , what is it? you will say that such a cow stands on skates, a cow flies like a swallow. a thank you
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my dear. i want to raise my glass to you young people. i want you to really have enough strength with your naivety, your naivety is needed for this to fly, and i love flying people so much, when life is beautiful with wings behind your back, for a beautiful life with wings behind your back. my dears, in my opinion, on such a new year's eve, as today, a nostalgic note will not interfere with you and me. you know, there is such an aphorism for the past, they don’t cling to the
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past, they repel, because no, more precisely, a fulcrum than the good that was in our life. so let's remember a few new year's numbers and the golden fund of the full house, attention to the screen. our new year's marathon melted like a nightmare, our people would walk on. thank you old new year. not
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working for the evening about 20 times. thank you old ladies' man. here is a big sack empty. yes, but the shock does not go away at different addresses and we will tell you about everything. your body lay on the table, your face is covered with olivier. and in the freezer, a drunken move, all this is the russian new year. this is the russian new year. that's it, this is russian new year. the boy taught me a lesson. i asked for
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cleaning. his answer was funny. let this be our secret. one girl madame, not sober, fell in love a little in the park with a peasant, and in the morning there was a cry a snowman lay next to her. we will never forget, there is never
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food on the ceiling, but just a grandfather got petar vinaigrette for lunch. sir in russian new year, and a drunken cat in the freezer. that's how it happened with us walking, as for the last time oh , and outside the window, the lilac blossoms. well, it's new year's eve. but i'll be honest.
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i hate the new year, i hate it since childhood new year. for 5 years, i was given a bicycle for the new year. the guest together carried me out with the bike to the street for a run-in. dad said they were crazy, because somehow a child is so cold in one t-shirt. and he put on a panama hat on me. they pushed me into the trunk and went to celebrate the new year, riding until january 27 without stopping, because they didn’t freeze. frost put me down.
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more than 40 years have passed in the face after that. and in my blood. here is a stable one ppm of alcohol. i remember for 7 years, they were waiting for 78 olivier guests for the new year, they planed with a margin, well, so many piled on, olivier no one came. no no , honestly, i've always liked to finish eating after the holiday. well, until the eighth of march, and only olivier is 10 years old on the night of january 1, dad blew up a super firecracker from that day on, our apartment is 10
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square meters larger, and the neighbors have less. it's been 40 years. i still can't get out of my head. i led a round dance with the snow maiden, everyone led. well , i pay child support for three children, only me. 25 years old january 1, i woke up in bed next to a friend. do you remember hamlet hamlet was tormented by the question to be or not to be? and i'm already 25 years old, tormented by the question was or was not? look, for 32 years , many guests came to us for the new year, and we lost our
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mother-in-law. we found her a week later in her own bed, when the guests finally took away all the outerwear. 37 years on december 31, we began to see off the old new year from 5:00 in the morning. first in our eyes, then on the street. on the way, all seven floors poured me. as a result, i managed to climb onto the fifteenth
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floor of a nine-story building. i went down quickly, because it takes a long time to go up, and four seconds to go down. in short, in the hospital i even have a cast ears filled. they say the hammer and anvil are broken. for 38 years we have been celebrating the new year in the village. i took a bite of a pork ham. and i forgot that the pig is still alive. and on the second , he gave me four teeth. but you know, i'll be honest with you. the worst was later. 50 years 50 years old i woke up on january 1st. with matrona's grandmother
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it was because i saw that and in the mirror with lipstick it was written 80 years life is just beginning on my chest lay in shreds a torn pension certificate. grandmothers matryona. i understand i need to tie. since then i i celebrate the new year alone at the dacha in the cellar, i myself and santa claus and the snow maiden tied everything up. we don't wear for the time being. sub only poryki, faith but feasting until the morning to the sound of a guitar old friend
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recognize it's time. life is a siege game for nothing, i still play in the soul of qusar. there is love everywhere success awaits even in this greedy age again
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we dream at night more and more stubbornly female laughter and ringing snow of crazy triplets running and mad horses in pursuit, walk a bad soul how can the sea play? honest coldest if we fight to the end under the cruel howl of lead we don’t tremble with you cowardly, otoznoba passion and a beat in our hearts, but we love to steal under the crown for our wickedness to the graves of the soul,
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phew sweet creaked melodies on our new year's light, without which we cannot imagine our life at a reduced price. one snowflake. one new year does not sit still, friends do not wish the whole holiday of the whole soul. all the best to you and everyone. who is dearer to you, where are you please. horses like sparks will light this night for the full happiness, we celebrate the old new year together at home in the company of our favorite artists
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damn your day when i agreed to train the women's factory hockey team for your lord. i thought women were sweet and gentle, at least it wouldn't be terrible fights, you fight worse than men. at least there on the ice they fight with an opponent. you fight as a friend even before the game starts in the locker room right. and that they said so that he gave me eyebrows that were not of the current shape. you because of some eyebrows here these here in the locker room flew. this is what, this is the third time such a beauty, it's
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okay. okay, we need goals here, we need goals. you see, i say how many times i said i went out on the ice. the main thing is to have needles. yes , now sergeyevich, you decide for me or put on naked. that is, i can take off this hat. it's not pretty, it's not a hat. this is a helmet. it protects your little brain, at least i ’ll do it like this, at least how to do zyuzin, the main thing is that you played normally, you won’t finish something already , in general, where is speed speed? where are we here? yes, so you're glass.
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they named their team. this is who thought of calling mytishchi cleopatra a mirror there, where? where are you cleopatra sergeevich we have a name that you suggested even worse, but hands and monkeys. these names were dictated to me by the life of training with you, you understand? here are my stats. you have never hit the puck with a stick in 20 games, why will i save the club? you see, here two straziks fell off. scratched here . this straziki is that what is written here cheat sheet? our those who
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red. beat this stick on a black round, what round are you zyuzina is a puck? i bet they dropped no pucks dropping no pucks court 25 none left. where did the pucks go where did the pucks go? hello mom, these are the black things that i gave you to put the hot pot on. how to work with you in general? i don't understand, you're losing the whole fight, you know? i yelled at you the whole game there. catch up, catch up with the attacker. take the puck from her. what did you do? so far, i
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took away the gold chain, but forgot the puck. you are the captain why don't you sit for discipline in the team? why is lyudka the goalkeeper right in the middle of the game with the goal? she's on a pedicure. a note, why after the game you can’t have a pedicure, her nails have grown so much that they broke all the ice? yes , asphalt from picking. why did you leave the ice during the attack right in front of the gate? they kicked him out of school because he mathematically spit on paper. he said he is in no way he is
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the principal of the school. you explain to me why you skated on the ice with a shopping bag the whole game bought meat, well, there minced hot brains liver bones in the broth, and once or twice, there is no refrigerator, here, and here the ice, cold, expressed it with me so that it would not disappear. this fight started, your bag broke. all of this fell out. the judge drove up, i think, oh, the girls had a fight. listen, what kind of number do you need to talk to? turn around. what's that number? well, it’s necessary to somehow arrange your personal life to look for your children’s father, stop
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thinking already, but the peasants have to go ok. and hockey. i understand today's final match is the last period left. you should kick her out. here i am i drew a diagram of the game. look attention protection here hair here you forward in the center realized that you drew a man. i don't understand the game at all. you are such a beauty. i know what kind of thin fingers do you have? ahhh, oh dainty feet. oh, what little tiny feet. if you win today. i will marry you. men
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find the right words for their women, and then they will be ready for anything for you. i promised it, it was a bitch. my dears, i'm looking at you and i just want to exclaim and again in joy, people. hello old new year. well, now there
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will be even more joy in the hall and on tv screens, because one of your most-favorite artists will take the stage. igor mamenko where are you people's account of you. of the new year, my wife lyubov nikolaevna says i say, why not? can we go to a restaurant and sit? she always speaks with pleasure. i love to eat at a restaurant. i say, they said that we will eat. i said let's go sit down. she says if you really want to please me. help make my life
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old dream, and then the leg was embarrassed to drive like that . and for that, a new laminate is laid for you to scratch it with your claws. let's post it already. lyuba says. girl in the woods she was attacked by a sex maniac wow i say you want to attack a girl? she says why? i'm saying you said you were resisting. do you have a heavy hand? when i
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choked on a dumpling, you hit me on the back so that you dunk me now, and the dumpling and yesterday's sandwich flew out. everything flew out. you don't understand, i resist for the sake of appearance, and then the playful horsewoman will jump on her stallion. come on, lyuba, without these, it's ready. will you make a cake? when did you sunbathe in the garden there the grass does not grow for six years? follow me and
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covet. i say lyuba, but i can wind up to you at home, plus it's cold in the cold, my large-caliber howitzer will turn into a children's pistol. she says, or are you going with me to the forest, or is my mother coming to us? with two twin sisters , i imagined a two-headed mother-in-law, i say burning, my love is the sun, my bird in which part of the forest do you want? what happened for the chilling crime social ground? lyuba say, now we will find. and while you hope, sexy outfit, my pot-bellied entertainer. with the
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inscription of the residential area the jaw of the taxi lyuba tells us to the forest the taxi driver says, do not be afraid, they say there is a maniac, a real maniac. it hasn't started yet, just rides. everyone joked gloomily. we drove off. lyuba said in the forest, and now the tree and do what you want. i tied her up and went to pick mushrooms. found three russulas.
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i'll be on the phone with one eye. you can and at that moment a real maniac came out of the forest, a terrible bearded man with one eye. i also watched football. the maniac looked at us the carnivore flashed and said, oh, what a beauty. and suddenly jumped on me. and suddenly
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love suddenly arose between me as a maniac. lyubov nikolaevna my wife's foot forty-seven size maniac peeped and you already have nothing to say that an employee of the communal services of the leninsky district. so long waited for the old new year. and now, for an encore, we want to hear a new year's toast from you in a bar, a young guy is standing drinking a cocktail, pulling from a straw, a girl is also standing next to her. drinks the same cocktail. he says, i'm sorry yesterday at 12:00 at night. it wasn't you dancing on the bar in your underwear. she says
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boy you left early. i want to raise a glass to our sold-out audience, who will never go anywhere and will always support us with their applause and their laughter. for you, dear friends.
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outside the window, in the evening, it was so warm in my soul , you'll be lucky, you'll see the sky is the edge on this night. you do not close your eyes white snow is spinning above the ground and empty covers the passing day, only smiles will remain, i will command the roof on the glass. th once i hear the new year in russia and again good champagne in russia new year
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winter came here and brought joy to people, christmas tree jokes, as if for the first time at this hour everything is on the wall for us, my friends, i hear mine. forgive the new year and again the good king of snowflakes, who will go to
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freedom, champagne in russia new? year well, that's all. for today, my dear all our artists, once again i congratulate you on the old new year and wish you health, joy and good luck, and please do not forget that a smile is a coin in the piggy bank of happiness, everything good luck and see you on the air again.
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happy new year 2023, dear friends, so the long-awaited moment has come when in every house in every family they celebrate the new year, the moment when the chiming clock begins the countdown of the new time and how in childhood we rejoice at the snowflakes of the girl.
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