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tv   Krasavets i chudovishche  RUSSIA1  January 21, 2023 2:35am-4:39am MSK

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fortunately i got lucky, if not for him we would never have received that land. well, yes, only vanya's price will be missed, then you know, for the time being, we will give you only one condition. reality
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pervomaisky everything, as you said, the main body of the cells. there is a large parking lot, in six months there will be a huge complex with all floors. we are generally the golden ring.
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it wasn’t possible to take a tomato performance in gvozdikov, you’re tired, damn it, come here, bitch, you snickered more carefully earlier. so. well, right away. well, don't tell us, otherwise you yourself go. come on, come on, come on, yourself, or something . hey you, where to remember, good not well, you saw. come on, where do you want to go in the administration area. hmm. good luck , yes. good luck can not say goodbye. sergey vladimirovich was waiting for hello ivan alekseevich hello very glad. vladimir petrovich, relax
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, your worker will pass right on the market, attacked ivan alekseevich. wait for him with a box of shander. and most importantly, she was nasty, my yours who i don’t know, sells tomatoes. well, yes, she can which means the husband will be fired now with one wave of the hand of relatives. let's first decide things , then you will already be employees. it 's all right, money will be money. one minute yes hello how are you, well, we are
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now buying pervomaisky land. now it's up to you. on
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carnations obsessed with defenders, huh? heels do not compost my brain. you are the administration here. so, your land means, solve the issue. we make money from the sale of land. that's right that's right, you and i are in a share you and me hello i can make my own decision you understood? hello three vanka as a teenager
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well, they sent him a photo of ella, he can’t stand it, if i send her a photo of money, it won’t be for sure. he is my former general, he has the ideal of a woman, at least. wow, just a burlakova. so what's the problem came out to him asks. give me the phone. give it, give it, give it a second. we lower looks admiringly. send. what a beautiful
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gvozdikova varvara barbarian beauty is long? we collided in the market in the morning. the photo got a conversation. honestly, i confess you surprised me, because. well,
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after all your glamours, it's real. you know i'll be a diamond. difference varvara gvozdikova well, you see, you said it will work, you heard everything. yes, you hear yourself, well, everything will be only after meeting after what to do now? well, what to do? well, what are you worried about? wan, look, i don’t know, we’ll wash ourselves, we’ll dye the spinning, we’ll force it to be silent. well, listen, it's an idea. wait, your father wants beauty for varvara. so let him get it. for us, the main thing is that funding is opened, and then, go
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figure out who is who's bride. she almost killed me the first day. oh oh oh, be patient. well if you want to live with me and spin around for a week as your bride, then we'll give it to her. money and in the ass, but you will tell your father that you quarreled, with whom it does not happen. thank you, seryozha wan wan well, wait a minute, well, what do you want to quit? yes, never free here. hello goodbye. you are fired? uh-huh why all of a sudden why
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did you almost crush the authorities with boxes, these are not dudes, these are the authorities. that's it, that's it, the conversation is over. everything is free salary. your salary will go to the treatment of the authorities. each of them was shocked by the victory, each could become the first to have the second chance will be the winner.
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i can’t live as a dependent person, what do you want me to quit, we really need to run away. why they don't work together together they also don't work together at 21:20, and soon we'll be watching the new episodes of the 10th anniversary season. hello
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celebratory. she worked for almost 10 years. and i'm taking it all. let me help bring cinema on weekends, here is a real place of power. this is where the power is. i would like to build a hotel, even the strong have their weaknesses. and i visited you at your house it was the woman i love yuri batuev you
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are beautifully smart opens up. if you get the jews out of here, we will present you to the rank, this is the front line. here and bring out from the director-lebedation save, what is it with me that we never lost, even in the worst times that they do. they pray meet, bots. we're leaving now, stop dating. that's the infusion, they've been praying for it for 2,000 years. what is the hebrew word for bridegroom? you don't know, stop
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talking? i want two who shoot together. you just show. varya did your salary bring you money today? it’s clear, while you live, in my apartment, all the
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money in the general cash desk is my business, give me money. don't need no money please. go where you want, do what you want money don't come back.
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good afternoon hello, good afternoon. and varvara gvozdikova lives here. who are we from work? how much do you need? no, she's gone. excuse me
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, where can i find it? who is the creature? hi come on. hello , what's with the heel? did you fire me? what are you, here's a moron even a salary.
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kah 32.536 rubles. in a magazine i found an advertisement for a travel agency 2 weeks in turkey a door for the deaf i repeat that's where all our princes are. come on mela aunt sonya can't you wait 2 minutes? now what am i?
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i work to look for it. go sonya brain and get a job as a waitress in his restaurant. well , which of me is a waitress, and what is a normal waitress? p pushed you sway, they will tear you off with your hands. girlfriend where
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shall we look? oh, i told you the firewood grill bar for seryozha poisoned. you will show me the story. here you
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liked the original will pass, but another thing original. you know how you want. work. what's the name?
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uh-huh wan, you really have to get married here. well , what do you propose? about tell moscow give money and make her collect, go, wait a minute, wait a minute. and so give her money and force the steering wheel of the bride. no, seryozha, you know that either you are ready, or you go to look for another bride. priper
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ivan what do you want? ivan varvarok gvozdikov i have a business proposal for you. i did not write a statement and will give 20,000 for a broken vase and you want something for it. boss alexey nikolaevich he is a tyrant. congratulations, everyone has bosses. i'm here . poor thing, so the boss won't understand
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a party without a bride. he is a big connoisseur of monogamy, family joys here will turn out that i generally gave him a ride. in short, a carnation at a party. that and you can not interfere in the conversation, i generally keep quiet. it is no, yes there is. well, you seem to be yelling at me. no, no, of course, something. i need to fix my hair, make-up , manners. well, i don't know, well, you all look like you, i don't seem like an oligarch to you now. found that kind of money. better to do
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i will sit than sell you. or maybe more if a citizen writes a statement, we leave, okay? will you really pay? yes please 32.536 rub. why exactly this amount you are asked, mystery is going well.
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shock worker of labor is coming
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536 rubles. 3236 rub. and i told you that it would work. why
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a woman masha can do? hurry up to see chaliapin soon
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on the russia channel on sunday. my mother and i lived together and often there was no light at home, and at these moments we climbed under my covers and sang crazy deja vu songs from childhood, because that i grew up to the sounds of the button accordion songs with all my heart andrey malakhov's evening shows on sunday 18:00 on the russian channel,
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and here i am who you are seryozha alena the wife of a man love is a theorem that still needs to be proven on saturday and sunday at 12:45 on the channel , russia
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new year miracles happen. this only happens once. it was like a truck ran over me. anniversary season and the black pearl right now we are watching a holiday on the platform. i'm
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dmitry kiselyov, this is news of the week. we remember the past, we show the present, we look to the future and everything is fair weeks with dmitry kiselyov on sunday at 20:00. pass your hut, my house. let's fuck the
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oligarch. damn, for example, i would say excellently deliciously beautiful. hold on hands damn it, you just need to get some air. i know without snot. handle the door you are much delayed. they didn't even call. i 'm sorry, i wound up very well.
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barbarian meet this yes, so that you well, not ours tore. well, let's try again varvara is malya mikhailovna, the wisest woman in the world. that's it, to populate your room, where no, no, barbara is our guest live. fine. thank you play well what kind of wedding? it's just that my father called,
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i have to provide him with a bride. well , she just doesn't know how to talk and dress. and so, but what about eleanor, not everything is finished with us, father, he just saw the photo of varvara, he really liked it, that he wants to. you have one room, like my whole apartment is cool. what if you love her?
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we chief loves beautiful women chess and homemade pies. choose where to start nonsense. i should have brought you a chess player with a cook . stand up please yes do you like it this house? look, everything is in its place here, flowers, furniture, windows, ceiling , walls, floor. what do you think is
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in dissonance with everything else? that this is not in russian is, firstly, and secondly, my bride should look to behave in the company of the fourth. do you know what a diamond is? new diamond my bride must be a diamond. you're not even diamond yet. and i need a diamond, you know? okay, i'm off, i 'll be back in 2 hours, see you for dinner. i beg you, nothing here, do not touch my room, do not enter the computer, do not turn it on. maria mikhailov not reaching. she will kill anyone who touches personal space. all clear. can you breathe? daddy, only you are also a teacher,
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if something doesn’t go my way, i’m out of here . and be so kind at the beginning, and then speak. agreed, well done. so it's ok.
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32.000 536 rub. well, i'm serious, well, 50 thousand is enough to decide. what are you looking for there? some kind of garbage he's not real indecent girls express themselves with such words garbage, but not in russian there are enough words. well, whether it burns or not, the fireplace is working kindled only on cold evenings , mainly in winter, let's go. i'll take you to the guest bathroom next door. how are you maria mikhailovna ivan alekseevich on the second floor
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can you fuck? spare me this unbearable slang. here is your wardrobe room, you can leave your things. maybe wash it first. mine is yours here is your bathroom mine is yours. not sickly.
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all the toilet and bathroom accessories in this locker, when you finish waiting for the dining room for dinner, it is indecent to keep yourself waiting for others. don't be late for exactly one hour. smooth in one hour.
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good evening , sit down where the instruments are. and it
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is indecent to sit at the table with a towel on your head. please thank you bon appetit thank you maria mikhailovna so lesson number one is table behavior, because each device that lies in front of you is intended for a specific dish. the complex sandwich that you are holding must be eaten on a plate with a fork in your hands. i already said don't
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talk. how about signs? oh well, where to where? so gvozdikova tomorrow at 9 am we leave, try to sleep. lead yourself in order to gain strength. if you remember, my boss should like us. bon appetit.
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well, gvozdikova is ready for global changes. in terms of? yes wardrobe let's put it on sweet. let 's get in the car. i ask lesson number two a woman should always sit down with her appearance chewing gum. show
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in the hands of a woman her happiness, she must follow them. they need to be chilled. or return they used to save lives, but who will save them yourself you play? illness
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i am a major of the ministry of internal affairs, retired, your songs are very close to me in spirit. such melodies are beautiful space
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generally just hi andrey andrey malakhov's holiday show tomorrow at 18:00 the film is just a wonderful exotic specimen. maybe he is a child and an adult at the same time, because such jokes from childhood are familiar, combined with modern humor, such touching moments were. did you have a lot too? hello orange is a lot of orange colors that are uplifting. here it is not necessary. the story is kind and useful.
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good afternoon
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what is this who you are so? who's a well doctor now didn't agree on the best beautician in town he just give, what to look for? how to hide something that others should not see? and how
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best to sell the most delicious? this is a figurative expression and please learn the third lesson. before you say or do something, even in the most urgent situation. even if a meteorite falls on you, count to 10. well, five six. seven eight nine ten just try to inject me with something. he also wanted to thank me. let me introduce you to denis arkadievich varvara varvara - this is denis arkadievich thank you
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here stop, stop stop head higher. v side so
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joba the king died and left his kingdom. the fourth son said to his three sons zashibis. hurts, sorry, i understand ticklish
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consumer, please relax about nothing. don't think. if you want to tell you a joke , too. it means that somehow the granddaughter came to visit his granny in the hospital and say vitamins. what 's the name? and who is this? but this is a disease . well, well, this is when a person practically doesn’t remember anything, it’s understandable then. understood well, yes it
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's uncomfortable for me in front of the queen with me.
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about this you ask ivan alekseevich i will not ask i doubt. here is the snake and my aunt tells me what i told you to do, tell you to make your eyes big and so that you are ruddy more you need to know she has been walking since childhood, she doesn’t like how you are yuri, your blush speaks and hurts, she says from here, varenka you are an amazing person, please always remain the same arcadish. you are a great man too. what are you doing next weekend. and that's all for now. ah, let's go home.
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no, well, vanya, understand you have a diamond in your hands. what kind of diamond? she is defiantly wild, she is spontaneous vulgar. about what do you say ding she from pervomayskaya what you need a fresh face. this is our format , which means borrow. the next weekend in the salon will be a presentation of new services for our customers. so i want your varvara to take part in the demonstration not to refuse. well wan yes please thank you
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are you wrong again? gently, we have exactly an hour to dress you up, everything suits me, but i don’t. remember me,
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do you hear you should dress your man? how no i think about our contract 1 2 3 4 5 great. so today we have to buy you two business and cocktail
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dresses. specifically goes. goes. well, here is the hammer, so that you would like to purchase, in short, i need two dresses, one business evening.
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dad, we live in a modern world. well, tell me, what does my fiancee have to do with our business? you then you have their business to what do i need to be next to you? you can also have a loving wife, if you don’t like her, then what just close our project. hello, well, you generally have such a store well done girls. so what's business? let's read to ten. vanya
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light get told that the business hello owner of the store. he said that in general, that desserts are a cocktail discount will be champagne. the premiere on the russia channel has been with him for a long time. everything is clear, but nothing is clear at all, he is shown to everyone and has no side effects. well , why can't we just be happy, he doesn't let go, but is let go without a face, dr.
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bragin is working. the best of the best will challenge hundreds well, all together, the battle of the seasons is waiting for a hundred on the channel, russia has worked on weekends for 10 years. this
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is truly a place of power. this is exactly where i would like to build in the place of power.
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if you get the jews out of here, we'll introduce you to the rank. this is the front line. this is where to withdraw from the director of the liquidation. save that we never lost, even in bad times, they pray meet. here's the infusion, they've been praying for it for 2,000 years. and how will the bridegroom in hebrew you do not know?
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he lay there for a long time. did your mother, when she found out that dad would not leave the hospital, did she start drinking? well, in general, they fired me from my job, i had to work. well, where is the work for a schoolgirl only in the market? then the pope died on the day of death, everything sang to the enemy, our proud varangian does not give up
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, in short, they closed the topic. so it's so important for me not to spoil the business meeting. hold it please. nothing no initiative, if anything, look at me, i'll tell you what to do and the most important thing is not to say anything. not at all. why are you taking me with you? well, let's assume
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that this is the first rehearsal of our family dinner. we're late, she looks sweet. a little back. good day everyone. in nikolai alexandrovich , my wife does not need to be jealous. hello very
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nice of this varvara uh-huh very nice my fiancee. i just missed it a lot and decided to combine business with pleasure. have a seat oh yes, that's why she is present at our meeting, so to speak. aperitif well, for starters. let me tell you a little about our project. uh-huh seryozha yes, wait a second. we plan to open a large network of hypermarkets throughout the moscow region, and there will be a place not only for a store. there will be entertainment centers for children, swimming pools even a water park. so we want to start with pervomaisk we value family values ​​very much, right? we have nothing against. but how will you solve the problems of your construction?
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please tell me your estate is it an official historical monument. bye no. here it is, but we're working on it and we won't let you destroy it. we can just move it. yes, can you move the kremlin or the bolshoi theater to their place where they stand? well, you compared nikolai alexandrovich and then progress cannot be stopped by you. this is a message from a young man. this is not progress. it is the destruction of one's own history. we are with you, so we will all turn out to be ivans of kinship, not remembering ivans. that's it.
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we're willing to cover the cost to keep history, but we can just move it to the left 200 meters. come on, wait. we haven't agreed yet. sorry, i think that we will not agree, goodbye, goodbye. the theater is seryozha's little problem. now it can turn into a very big one. manor
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bye. why are the invaders what is it all of a sudden? yes, i then lived pervomaisky all my life. we know everything about this estate. what exactly is that many years ago
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one poor boy fell in love with his daughter, the landowner i don’t remember what his name was, he wanted to give out the daughter of a rich man, he sent this boy. where away that, well, he was the same as you. here is his daughter.
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we are mother and grandmother, when we got married, we came there. want to bury tradition behind your stinky hypermarket. i'm moving the city limits to your village so you better wish or no, hypermarket, that's new jobs . you can work well there, we wo n't touch your attraction.
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varia hello, thank you. do you have guests?
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okay, come on, come on, come on. yes , it didn't disappear. i went to moscow to earn money from me thai lucrative contract for a long time. no, for a week listen to your mother come in, tell her not to worry.
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yes, it doesn't matter. well wow first of all for tonight first i'm
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a baby why on me i can't? but you can fly, take a girlfriend girlfriend. thanks, i'll be back in three days. i hope you come out, i hope you knock. we wo
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n't be able to do anything. this is why yes, because because you and i can't even be friends. great. let's be lovers. what are you giving a tooth ? look, i'll be back in three days.
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thanks a lot. thank you, darling, who will be the winner this time, you take and from time to time once you prove it. all together the battle of the seasons soon on the channel russia
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that's all divorced get married the pythagorean theorem tell me what you did with the baby on saturday and sunday at 12:45 on the channel, russia the bells are ringing acquired chronic alcoholism. i agree on these
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songs, by the way, songs from the bottom of my heart andrey malakhov's evening show on sunday 18:00 let's sit, all that, family, a good film of family values, such a family family.
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here is a family one, as they say, one for all and all for one, just like the three musketeers cheburashka shchi i will not eat or look at you. i'm not used to you in me so forget it. whether you like it or not, but we will get married on new year's eve, miracles happen. immediately two long-awaited gifts
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right now we are watching a holiday on the platform. they didn't see the morning. i wrote this one. maria mikhailovna what do you think about eleanor? it seems she spent the night with us today. good morning. good morning. thanks
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a lot, have a great day. so let's.
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what do we do? you can thank you thank you
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carefully
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in the park at night with a girl will you take me with you? there are no girls. no.
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two, but two. and if they turned out to be boxers, we still got off lightly, girls.
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still, i'm interested. why 32.536 rubles how much is a ticket to turkey for 2 weeks? dream
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what is it? thank you, this is like, please.
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yes, to you 10
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the issue is resolved by these idiots. there are people tightening the nuts will not seem enough. vanya, it 's time to scare them, firstly, not fools. and secondly, let's move this line. forgive me for my lofty words, but money is not the most important thing, for example, you know why, the city is called pervomaisk may day no, he is educated, may 1, that's all. what are you? haven't you fallen in love? yes, i don't know,
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wait, but the contract is the contract of the bride, and dad . our plans, buddy, okay, don't change, that i found a new place okay? let's. what should i think about him? i know everything about him.
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ordinary, like everyone else. there is nothing like nothing, but this boss vanya, who is alexei nikolaevich, we don’t have cottage cheese, i’ll go buy it. no, i myself, do the test well, will they call, answer well?
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hello, what do you want? do you want it back? ivan turn on the brain he has another woman who and you her seen?
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ella what did i think? what came up let's go?
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and who are you? hello very good, alexei nikolaevich is from work. in general, i will tell you that i have never seen such a person that he loved his work so much. you laugh in vain. vanya generally know
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what he is not at all like the others. he he know what? he is special. he is honest, he is kind. he is fair. he is such a responsible worker. who are we talking about now? and in general, you know that you, of course, can be offended by me. i'll tell you anyway you don't trust him. here he can trust. seriously, i don't trust anyone either. but i trust him. and i advise you. visiting or returning forever? think
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they're used to saving lives. sickness and sing our favorite songs let's go
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birthday. we had records and ferrymen and mills and every song. how do you perceive your story? this is how the song works, that's why they live for a long time, that's why they play for a long time hello andrey andrei malakhov's holiday show tomorrow 18:00 on the russia channel what's going on in general you the head of the district chose you pvc cinema i don't need what you were doing roads. i have another plans. damn, i saw you with that pretzel. come on, look into yourself. i'm in myself sorry it doesn't work. we need a place of power premiere tomorrow at 21:00 on the channel, russia we watch to explore the world of educational programs and watch documentaries for free without registration.
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we will introduce you to the rank. this is the front line. this is where to withdraw from the director of the liquidation. this we never lost, even in really bad times.
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vanya will drive up in a few minutes in the yard. excuse me. hello. this is seryozha. open the door, please.
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well done excellent excellent. well gvozdikova thank you for your work. you can come home more. clearly, your ivan used you as the last slut, but there is no tyrant boss. it was his father, alexei nikolaevich, who
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demanded that vanya marry, otherwise he would not give money for the hypermarket. and vanya, as luck would have it, quarreled with the bride. so he took you to be his own bride. do you really think that vanya could fall in love with this? how are you well , okay. well, how do i know that he is you for 32.000.536 rubles. bought, huh? where is ivan fairy tales ran out of currita, turned into a pumpkin princess worked as a whore? call if you want to talk. now a new
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bride. well, the old one is back. it's over between us. because of this girl market. it was very nice to work. well , as they say, turns into a pumpkin? that
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i saved you from this cloves, right? what are you, where are you standing?
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why don't you pick up the phone? i recruited you . is elijah missing something? the main thing is that i missed the sea mikhailovna our enemy does not surrender. proud no one wants mercy.
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forgotten land you are my native 5 years at home i was missing russian speech for five years. yes , what are you carrying? everyone has arrived. thank you so. be healthy. thank you ivan petrov thank you happy stay. with
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the arrival of maria mikhailov, alexei nikolaevich , the formidable teacher maria mikhailovna remained with joy with joy, well, where are the young? hello hello, i can't wait to see where varya's dad is. it looks like it is. topic for men's
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conversation and you do not folder. if i said there is a theme, then there is your branded a with cottage cheese branded, but not my unity. now you yourself will decide where to invest our money. boss, is this
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some kind of joke? young man into battle do you think it's all about marriage? the whole thing has always been a son in you. and maybe even in me i didn’t think that you were ready for independent work, that you were ready to make a decision on your own. look at you from the other side and i realized what you have become. you have grown into a man, haven't you? such an opportunity
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. how did she protect you? how is she? how is she for you? ah, how much i learned about my own son . you know. i listened. and proud of you proud. i, of course, do not interfere in your affairs. but
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good afternoon hello thank you ready to order. i'm behind you. i can offer hodgepodge for the first borscht, kiev cutlets for the second. i am not your bride. kebab and now
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barbecue uh, brother, be quiet, be quiet, brother, calm down and calm down. let's know that come on, so we won't take it, we'll sit down tasty, eat, drink, let the girl go. tell him to calm down or call the police. okay, call the police. a brother, call the police, dude. it doesn't matter to me to sit, where to spend the night, and there is a government room state-owned. well, why the police? yes? come on, i'm ready to call. e brother, brother wait,
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you'll go and set up a base. how long can you hang around here? i beg you very much
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pay for this unfortunate vase and fired already. why do i feel good here? well, what the hell, you 've been sitting here for five days already? well, let me out, i 'll kill all the windows in the city of your stalk. you understand that you are somehow not human, i poured you something, or what?
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who paid for me? this will not work. i remain no moral right free. and i said i'll sit until she comes comin. the pilot said i paid for it. one question
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what about gvozdikov we will score carnations?
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incredible creatures once they were the rightful owners of these places, strong , powerful, imperturbable, looking at them, you understand, one of the main laws of nature survives only those who can adapt to any circumstances. today we are received by western siberia good morning, khanty-mansiysk, khanty-mansiysk, the administrative center of the khanty-mansiysk autonomous okrug of yugra , a city where the average annual temperature is below zero degrees and which, due to the harsh climate, like other areas. in these places. even equated to the regions of the far north, once in place.

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