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are going to give him the title of righteous among the nations to speak at 17. you can hotel yes, many come to us with weapons in our family there was one valuable relic, it was taken from me. you said you would return. i am the pipe of the world.
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since our woman went to bed, let's not waste time in vain. with such colleagues and on vacation you will not get bored. polina and i are happy to be here in our home. i'm afraid of heights
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in more detail i want to do we leave, take it and brought the sea, the sun is hot premiere tomorrow at 21:00 on the channel, russia nistov
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you are again in the final valeria thank you again in the final this time of the super season. well, the name of the second finalist will be revealed during the duel between the second and third places. we are resetting the results of our duelists, they will have to collect our expert votes again, the second finalist will be the strongest of you , but now it is very important how they do it, because also the excitement, too, fatigue is accumulating, the one who is now in third place will be the first to perform his song. as always, my parting words
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, relax. she is constantly on the edge. cool. hand
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o thank you, thank you very much. thank you. i never thought what was written. you can sing like that 88 points in total on kuprin, finally your marks appeared on the bravo screen . it seems to me that alexander serov would definitely have rated it in the performance of this song, and madonna simply fainted from such a gorgeous vocal. bravo simon. thank you thank you a we invite
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the boxbok family to the stage. it is enough for them to gain more than 89 votes to bypass simona, can we see? good luck, thanks. come on, my folks. let's do a miracle, create a miracle all right here and now. hallelujah
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did you guess uncle lenin by me?
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just beyond words. it was amazing. it’s just true, i don’t know,
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in general, the state of flight was simply present in me musically organically artistically. 86 votes well done but forever in our hearts and musical ears bravo thank you now i would like to hear how you greet the finalists of the super season and
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simona. i'm waiting here girls. i ask to go down the leader of hundred sergey lazarev valeriy belov simonov kuprina here are two more superfinalists of our super season today it was not easy for the hundred, what would the leader say whether he was satisfied with the result. i'm sure i'm happy to know everything that's going on this season. i would like to add the prefix super super finalists super hundred super kolya and super seryozha until the meeting of the super viewers today. well, we'll see you exactly in a week of superseason. see new releases. don't miss it, because music is ours and your life and your air. and we are ready to give always to you this incredible holiday and celebration of art.
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don't miss it hello dear viewers let me belatedly congratulate you on the new year last year i congratulated you on the upcoming year, and this year i did not wish you health, so hello hello this year and it's time to take out the christmas tree. oh what happened recently. only now, finally. after the new year, i went to take out the garbage, and the tree, including the neighbors, thought that i was moving. by the way, you obviously noticed after the new year
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holidays get off sleep, yes, so those who woke up at 2:00 in the afternoon are considered the fever of one person, at the end of january, they asked how you spent the new year holidays. he said they haven't passed yet. they come in and don't leave. oh, he seems to be surprised, why after the old new year there are no old new year holidays, i don’t know about you, and i like to go to the theater on new year’s holidays, for example, to the nutcracker or to the opera to listen to eugene onegin, after all, lena onegin in a snowstorm in winter , i remember shooting in one theater , lensky forgot the words, and the prompter from the booth began to tell him where and he is silent prompter again where to where and for the third time the prompter is already
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shouting loudly, where to where you have gone angry, the artist approached the booth and through his teeth. told him you were clucking. mm. i forgot the motive, the motive. come on, come on. where can i play now? spring , please.
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enemies burnt grief each will open about the other not to laugh.
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two batmans remake your classics with new years in mind. well, somehow , friends, my comrades are for every appearance of an artist on stage in a new year's costume character. i give a prize of rubles, the little christmas tree is cold, in winter they brought the christmas tree home and
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tell all the artists 500 rubles. okay, let's do it right. spoiling the classics so i explain this again for each appearance on stage in the costume of a new year's
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character. i give a bonus of 500 rubles. you can't even understand normal weapons. oh don't shoot. in astrakhan that
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and who are you, i'm a snowflake on my shoulders, i sit down and melted.
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all good, where it is not clear, an hour comes, a certain blessed day for a year , a blessed joke. give it to me now
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i'll show you how to spoil the classics, i'll show you how to offend the fishing line. help.
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three little pigs help me, please, i shot penguins.
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where are you home? how not ashamed? well, you are a folk artist, you and i trampled this stage together. well i beg you. well, remember how it was. that's it. and how where did we bring me to? did it work? i'm a lot of dough from if oh if
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i go out more, then i would be very good. but i'm santa claus, he's waiting for me and i'm having fun. i want a new one. damned list that you put there, so that this the rubber band broke. well, are you ready for me?
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mikhail lvovich who are you? i am a christmas tree, fluffy fluffy for 500 rubles. what's wrong with you? if you had as many children, how many do i have? so i'm a fluffy christmas tree and in the interests
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of my children i will sing the new year new year well done like this friends, my jokes are fun, well done everyone hey! armenian squirrel bunny christmas tree snegurochka and you bald penguins everyone
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can come to my office and receive a bonus of 500 rubles due to everyone. all except igor vladimirovich and all this money can buy new year's gifts for their wives and children, they can buy everything except that my friend igor valets, now you can safely meet your own.
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song for me completely losing the brakes. three white horses. oh, three white wheels hot crashed new year's new year's new year's music songs dancing, how hard to stay sane in the new year's new year's eve. in the new year we will eat the center of god's grandmother and round olivier and salts. if he decided to light the new
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year, he would certainly meet it with us. if you decide to light the new year, then by all means we meet with us. well done, you can. if you want friends, please, all come to my office. hi all.
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certain blessed blessed darkness sin, where did you go? you are hanging mine.
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since our woman went to bed, we will not waste time with such colleagues and on vacation, you will not get bored. we are polina and are happy to be here in our home. yes, you are afraid to dial. zhnoy, well, okay, i have a meeting there in more detail, i want to do it, we’ll leave, take it and bring the sea, the sun is hot premiere tomorrow at 21:00 on the channel, russia at an attractive price, only tasty and that’s it from february 13 to february 20, and another one in march
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to talk about it at 17:00 there was one valuable the relic was taken from me. the righteous soul cries, i could not call today, she rejoices. if
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in the present let him give me a huge hello to you, hello. this is the real andrey malakhov sunday 18:00. when in some conversation it comes to health, i remember the thought of mark twain, the only way to stay healthy is that you don’t like to drink what you don’t like and do what you don’t want to do in humor, medicine has always been commented on because humor is vital in extreme situations, especially
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and we laughed a lot at the handwriting of doctors and at many diagnoses, such as not only the cerebral cortex was affected, but also its wood itself , or a grandmother was admitted to the intensive care unit with a diagnosis, bruising the entire grandmother. and above the grandmother herself , somewhere, the old woman also said the doctor, i had a big shortness of breath. you know, when when i catch up with the tram. yes, i already told the stadiologist to the patient before the meetings on the air , they laughed at this numerous misunderstandings, for example, doctor, thank you , the back pain has gone, that it was sciatica? no, just the braces were twisted. and when the doctor filled out the medical history, asked questions to the patient if you drink, he answered i would not refuse. and here is a very fresh anecdote coming
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out of the clinic, three doctors, the dentist is delighted, oh my god, the air is clean air, the pathologist. surprise and people living people and hunger speaks, and most importantly, the face of the face has always been like this, if the topic excites the public, the witticisms are born an infinitely well-known joke, if a person really wants to live, then medicine is powerless had a lot. life proofs one old man said the doctor. i'm already 90. i understand that you can't tell me help to become younger, but i would be quite satisfied. if you could help me get older, but after the covid pandemic, i don’t even want to laugh at medicine, because
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our medicine has shown itself to be a selfless defender hero. for which i want to say great salvation to her. but at the very beginning of the nineties, everything was problematic in medicine and humor did not doze off, i must say , judge for yourself the monologue, as well as our medicine of the ninetieth year. and now you see , little by little. oh, funny to say. well undressed to the goal, well, no one is at home everything was. well, i mean.
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i don't think bad when i bend over. and a kitten in the back.
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forward ku broke the orderly, who did not tell me how it was they laughed at me asked, dropped, two ribs were broken. sister prick made a miss. i woke up a month later. after your injection. i can be a dad. of course only.
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a walker was immediately harnessed here. well, go ahead and do it. they laugh already well already good. in the mornings , you know, i carry this medicine here. this matter is not difficult. we now have only a thermometer and jars in the hospital. one is scary i got scared, i look at one patient on a thermometer 46.6. it turns out he was stirring tea with a thermometer. because the spoon has also
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run out. everything is over. well, where did everything go, when the medicine was recommended everywhere, see allochol citramon and now what do i recommend? the newspaper was now read in many newspapers, the article was better or the cure for all diseases was their own. if you do this, save more, go. the main thing that you need at rinu is so culturally called urine, insist in the refrigerator for three days. we have one patient refrigerator put a bottle in three days could not find. shouted at the whole hospital, where is my arina grabbed? i thought it was
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sunflower oil. and comedy and tragedy from it, too, will not go anywhere. here from my neighbor who is lying down, in general, the doctor was refused. i heard the sister's doctor whisper this hopeless one, there is nothing to transfer medicines to him. no, you're lying home, pushing, neighbor. what hung you, well move. we 'll go to the girls with you. another time i say, do you know why your little sister doesn't come to you? afraid of you and told that you are sexy to me. for a month i joked with him like that, and began
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to give them my own supplies. confused gave him castor oil. oh. what was this recumbent 4 months did not get up, and then he ran. was recumbent , became running, recently checked out, called , was interested in when we go for the girls. and you know, i deliver this food here. while our cuttlefish is swinging, it is still getting cold. recently, sick food, complained one of the city hall came so full try nothing coffee nothing. turns out it's coffee. the cook held back something from the noodle broth. here always so cold. me and how could you think so, not always only in winter.
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the parasitic surgeon wanted to cut. thank god, the therapist did not let me cut, he says, no, i 'll give you a mother to lubricate. listen yourself fall off. doctors recently decided to get them, you can understand their salary is less than my pressure was taken away in the morning they brought it back and said, take your money away from sin. and then when we counted we two died of laughter. we are already friends as a doctor, he trusts me with a magazine. seen earlier in intelligence.
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know here who these relatives are visiting, and who everything just doesn’t happen, yes, in the world we had one grandfather lying. also, by the way, no one came to him with a broken head, a young patient. the young man even started laughing at him. you do not understand that sin must be collected. not explained as a child. now there are many such
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others. you know, you got dressed and left. an hour later they brought a grandmother with the same diagnosis. sad, of course raise. sorcerers turned out to be wrong after the change to rest. you know, i sometimes wonder
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why orderlies are often so big-faced? i understand that they eat alcohol with a vitamin, while you are here we can get it calmly. my wife came with me only once. yes, on whom am i sick of the brooch? i got involved in this business.
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fix your pillow. drop your leg. close the window. call a doctor. call zhenya bring some water. read the paper. drive away the cockroach all day long someone will say. thank you it's easier, so someone else needs it.
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lyrical clowning is an extremely rare phenomenon, light humor is mixed with more important feelings with love, compassion, tenderness , admiration, and so on, clown igor vasilyev called this study chapliniade. no more, no less than a chepliniada. i would call a series of numbers , say, dedicated to the great charlie chaplin or a series of chaplin stories shot in a new way in the remake genre. you ask how they connected chapliniata with simple miracles, but because there is that very lyrical note of sympathy for the little man, that very compassion that the great artist called us to. i have often said that the eccentric creates
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caricatures of people. probably, in many of us, a kind of clown is dozing, which periodically wakes up and this is what a talented clowning performs, not only pleases, but also allows us to better comprehend our life. charlie chaplin was a great clown, not by chance. many artists of the next, one might say generations far from him, dedicate their performances to him. this is a clown essay, through which love for this inimitable artist is felt.
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oh-oh-oh some experts have made a number
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of original discoveries, for example, how to distinguish the snow maiden from santa claus is a very difficult question, you need to carefully look at them sheepskin coats. whoever fastens the buttons, from left to right, most likely santa claus, i think so, or rather i suspect. and who has the opposite, well, so be the snow maiden, the snow maiden is not a fool, and i know one thing that, unlike foreign santa clauses, our snow maiden is always accompanied by a snow maiden to support him after so many visits. he won't come by himself. she is his somehow, and he is very humane. he loves me in every one of our families. i am a holiday symbol on every table, many faces lay in
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me. i drink very old armenian cognac i should always know how you pour a glass , warm it up, smell it with your hand, drink it, it turns out, wah, the drinkers have patience. no. why did i endure for so many years, they quickly open the glasses, pour their faces, kiss them, and then they are beaten by a good brandy, this is called, just a bad person. fish as you can see, i am aspic in every family, they know me well, i even acted in films to everyone's joy in the cinema
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they said, what a disgusting thing? i am a fat pork mouth-watering jelly. i decorate the table with a porcelain dish. people, everyone calls me jelly, they will eat me. soon i will nice. i'm very cold here. they kept me in the freezer all night. drink faster than i'm colder than you will.
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i'll be all eaten by my aunt, any of her at the table , don't leave me alone. we are boiled sea squids, beloved food, aunt tamara eats and teaches us. what's the beauty? once she left her jaw in us. we

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