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ay the best vocalist of the super season, who won our incredible vocal battle? who became the champion? and to whom oleg vlady will write a super hit, with which he or she will open our fifth season. show the results
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bravo let's invite and arpi to us again burning bronze came. double twice bronze will bring arpi. i am twice bronze fedorovich, see 2020 this is stability. it's stable. how good is that! dear experts, dear viewers, the super season is not only an incredible intrigue, but also a lot of surprises, and here are the main ones, all the finalists super season receives cash prizes from our
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sponsor. tinkoff bank congratulates all participants of the super season and wishes them not to stop there, the third place winner receives 250,000 rubles. to the tinkoff black card and silver medalist 500,000 rubles. super season winner. come on, all together tinkoff bank presents the tinkoff black card think 1 million rubles. i invite to the stage all the finalists of the super season of the largest folk vocal project. well, all together. he was the loudest and most powerful for all the time it has been so thanks to all of you , all our participants, experts and
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viewers. and now let's sing our dim again, come on, all together.
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hello hello, i am sincerely glad of our meeting, the medical literature, the scientist tells us that a laughing person inhales a much larger portion of oxygen. as a result, his pulse pressure improves . fun in a team has a more beneficial effect on the physical condition of a person than the joys of loneliness.
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women never get old. it is in men vision deteriorates they are ambiguous. how do you like this phrase, where you wandered, cattle. i missed one lady said yesterday she had a fight with her husband. today she was so silent. oh , the other advice of the girl is already dry in the throat, never have tantrums, lying on your back, tears flow into your ears and it becomes ticklishly funny. i've already had three tantrums. and you have a girlfriend, i have dasha. we have been dating for 2 years. we plan to get married soon. i wanted to get a dog.
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no, she says how i missed you, smiles at me brings slippers tail wags you say good wife is good. enough of you already to scoff, in the end. i do love her. do you like to get married as much as you like? why what does why? but you, then you yourself why did you get married, but i was a fool. i did too.
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no fool for you. no. in principle, theoretically, in principle, i want to be married.
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we are discussing the issue of a bear. slava shura come here. you understand, you understand, that a normal man cannot want to get married, do you understand? yes? why? imagine that for all women, all all women, this oh, alcoholic drinks and earlier in your life
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everything was like in a. all inclusive hotel. i will translate all inclusive wanted a martini. wanted tequila please wanted vodka. yes, here she went and the same variety and him from morning to night every day until the end of her life. and
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sometimes you want a little white glass with your own. you look at the resort with your barrel, and everything is in bottles.
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so you mishka and i want at least one glass.
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that's why i have boltufieva's martini , because a real man is an alcoholic, he loves to mix. and who does not mix, who is not a man?
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we will drink beer until the end of our days, because you must give freedom to all of us present. you are talking about cocktails.
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well then, let me tell you from the front. now let's imagine that all men are perfume bottles. and you walk around and choose the right scent for you, sprinkled everything with it. here i finally found it. here is
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your favorite scent. you take it and strangle yourself every day, this way and that, and you think happiness is what time. and you look, and what a bottle you are a sheepdog. fools
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of glory are unfairly looking for. we patiently my favorite perfume. let the not fashionable already let it end, he will keep it, get tired of the bottle. what do all women want? it's very simple there were no secrets and no, 90 60 again 90. yes, a husband for a rich pink bouquet, marrying
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wealth, just releasing a purse of romance, a tight bikini with chocolate cuts and big breasts class your lover and a glass of martini and something else something else , something else that presents every day, so as not to do something, so that the channels can relax for free, so that as an obstetrician, he was my business and still more. anything? well, don't be afraid yet.
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sunday at 12:505 on the russia channel a woman complained that you are preparing things for the release of things for the husband of the children, you bathe, you collect clothes, and then in 5 minutes. i have to have time to take a shower , get dressed, make up, do my hair, and the whole family is standing at the door, trampling their feet forever. we are waiting for you, we live happily, as it was said in my filitons, i had such a series. we live interestingly, young people earn a start, the boy is 6 years old, he is already wiping car windows resourceful runs up to the car shouting, uncle. give me money, or even a dirty rag. as smeared to you, therefore, professional
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beggars perked up in the underpass, an uncle's face sits, 60 kg . i often go there to observe and there are many beggars sitting there, at first i was very upset. well, of course, he served, then looked closely, it turns out that each of them has his own role. one sat, i emphasize a year and a half, sat with the same inscription, help to bury. how much he buried there, she alone is all of them i’ll beat her most of all, but you know all the beggars in dirty gray torn clothes, they change it after work, of course, and this is the people in an elegant dress to the floor such a huge kustodiev lady cheeks, like hips
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are here. here is the inscription i want to eat on the plane, the stewardess cart rolls with one mineral water, smiling and asking what the germans will drink, they flew in our plane to tyumen, not in siberia, they got on, so they flew into this plane to tyumen and be very surprised. why did several people fly standing up? l seven people from the tram stood you calmly in tyumen holding on to a seated german. mi took off
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i was not in the first world war. well, i think that the germans have not known such a gas attack since the age of 14. good deodorant sprinkled around him woke up this one without shoes. take a full chest to have something to exhale, he said. in a world where on the open highway , oncoming drivers flash their headlights to each other warning that an enterprising worker is hiding in the bushes. eyes run all over
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the newspapers on the newsstands from the title of the newspaper articles to the pitch chapters murder in saratov orgasm in a coffin. previously, from newspaper to newspaper, well, you remember the same tractor driver printed on milk. yes, it’s bright there, too, something got tired of sitting down and tired of it, and now one newspaper is more interesting than the other, i’m looking for a life partner for a vacation in the mountains, horrors without makeup. i will deliver sexual pleasure anywhere. the world's first appendix transplant for
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commercial purposes was sold on the counter on the street, this children's book the three little pigs, in order to sell it faster, the seller signed it. without sensation gorky drank bitter, bukharin, booze, kirill kirill chernyshevsky was generally impotent and wrote a book. what to do? in
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egypt mummy raped a woman was in the reader's newspaper, believe me. oh, for example , someone has an oilman on the kola peninsula. there really is no oil there, but they still write that a pig's snout has grown. what useful tips how to bewitch a husband you need to smell the smoke of a loved one's ash-planted tooth or pass your urine through his wedding ring.
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television came to life, especially with the advent of these endless television series on all channels, brazilian mexican american what whatever the scheme is, i don't want to go out. they
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don't understand how to drink this vial. i saw pine. sometimes i see enough ads, i feel everything, now i will have a cow.
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we went to a meeting on this case, and quite recently i couldn’t believe my eyes, opened a newspaper, in my opinion, some kind of moscow newspaper and read it, it seems, you know who uses these gaskets, you won’t believe the policemen. they hang out in the snow in any weather. they, like insoles, are also cut out by good men. this is
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impossible for our people with bare hands. and our descendants will laugh at us and that's right because with our what they now say almonds are there we can't live well. we must live happily.
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, only he knows how to pick up the right words and he calmly did not touch anyone’s hands , the main viktorovna jumped out of the dark and bit his leg. they always have love and a woman premiere march 8 14:50 on the channel, russia drunk home wife, as usual, begins to nag him. you're a drunken pig woman. i have a holiday today. what other holiday is civil aviation day. and here you are a plumber. and who just came on autopilot? beautiful
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hello you won't even ask where i've been. a why were you in the bathhouse with your friends? you say the bathhouse is closed on tuesday. and there is tolik's brother, the manager. so he let you in. wow, i smell like women's perfume. smell smell so this bear is a blockhead, joking. and sprayed the whole bottle. well, i came drunk. so it was the men on the bus who breathed.
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you know that i didn’t come alone, but come home with a lady, beauty, and we’ll say nothing that i’m your sister. i exhausted all my nerves. no no. this is the wife of all the envy of the next scene. i would call what a sober man has in his head drunk. that's what's good with you lip is not a fool.
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in the accounting department, women change clothes. i'll tell you so to work in the same office with his own wife, a real headache. that's all. yeah, on this hey petrovich and you know what we sang for women here, drink upstairs,
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my dear. i don’t drink, not a drop in my mouth for a long time, don’t even persuade petrovich petrovich too much. i'm allergic to this thing, you know? i can't. i can't tell you not trovich. do you want life to pass into an empty do not understand anything? i have an allergy, a special one. when i drink i go crazy more the most terrible thing is that i begin to tell the truth to everyone. the revolution is urgently at the station , so i didn’t persuade you to drink for women, even teetotalers and ulcers.
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here, let's symbolic, if only symphonic let's drink for women, so that they give us only joy, so that they are proud of us and never swear. so petrovich and you say, he doesn’t drink hope
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first and i’ll run the second, until he’s big, and he came to us. nice our faggot. yes, you are not afraid of the truth knocked down you have a second one. pleasant
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simka went and came.
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i want to tell you another. if i were younger, i'll straighten my legs now. didn't come close.
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iron felix
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where are you? you have beautiful legs, your legs are beautiful.
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i'm nowhere an enterprising jerk.
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idiot piece offended all went too far, of course, the eyes go. some cynic asked a question. what to expect on the day when valentine's day coincides with maslenitsa and forgiveness sunday, and he himself
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answered. forgive me dear, i cheated on you, but still i love you. eat a pancake to feel better. anything can happen, young in love human. kneeling asks for the girl's hand. well, the girl answers. maybe i 'll agree to marry you, but remember well that part of your speech where you admitted that you were unworthy of me. every first meeting is timid. lovers are not a timid girl. and for me you had boys. no , there weren’t two girls, but they are with their grandmother , and this happens, but most often , men in love once smell like a soul completely. but at the same time, he can get confused and even do stupid things. i saw such a lover. he was so embarrassed, so trembling. oh dear dear
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look. isabelle isabel
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and zavara mu different men were asked one question from your point of view, with what or with whom can a woman be compared to a woman? she, like someone who received completely different answers, is a woman, like a child a little, that
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immediately in tears and to her mother a woman, like a theater today a comedy tomorrow a tragedy, and the day after tomorrow a tour in another city. a woman, like peter i, wants to live in the capital , force her to shave her beard and dreams of going to europe; a woman, like a traffic police inspector, is bullshit, she says the money will take away the mood, spoil it. a you are also to blame for the woman, like chess, almost in the wrong direction, step immediately mat a woman in a shopping center, like a minibus, until you shout, a woman will stop, like a favorite sweater. of course, you love him very much, but why do you need a woman in turkey, like a football player lies moaning. and do you think she's faking it or not, a woman, like a teacher at an exam, seemed to be preparing everything correctly, and she hops on you, and on some little thing she sells. great
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argue that a woman a day for normal life should laugh at least 20 once. a man of about fifty speaks to us longer comes to a man. well, let's check in general, i must say that women live a long time , not by chance longer. rather than men. from childhood, they can arrange a holiday of life for themselves. here is an example of a little girl sitting in a sandbox giving birth to sand no toys. no, but she still enjoys life cheerfully, 35 years old. all. in the same sandbox sits, indeed, a five-year-old baby gobble up something on both cheeks. such a satisfied man passes by, little, what are you chewing there so with appetite i do not know, the uncle itself crawled adult women do not lag behind. i saw this picture in a restaurant. uh, a lonely lady was sitting at the table, you know such an age from the hello autumn series. i was ready and
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shot at the lonely men with my eyes and accidentally hit a drunken japanese. he takes this as a guide to action and approaches her half-bent. forgive him geisha. well, it didn’t understand the woman who rubs you at the beginning, then takes money for it. she says boy woman who rubs you rubs then takes money for it called a conductor. men also show a sense of humor, but the state of light alcohol intoxication and not only light. i have a neighbor. for the last three years he just hasn’t dried out specifically and has lagged behind life , he didn’t watch tv, and suddenly on new year’s eve he dried out, accidentally dried out and watched the performance of natasha koroleva and tarzan went out into the street completely crazed. wow, how nikolaevich has changed. you know, my creative fence sounds so entertain , surprise, but it is very
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difficult to surprise a russian person on this topic, by the way, there is classic story. maybe you know the international community decided to find out. what nation , the most amazing, unpredictable, took a russian german american for testing, each was given two titanium balls each, put in an isolated room, given a day of time and a task in a day to surprise with these two titanium balls. they come in a day to the german. he juggles through his arm through his head through his leg surprisingly comes to the american. he does the same, while hitting the steppe and singing cowboy folk songs. well this is a record. astonishment to the russian proceed for the sake of formality. let's go to the russian in 2 seconds , the americans return to the german. speaks. sorry , the russian won you in horror, you were there for 2 seconds, what he could do surprised to the maximum two titanium balls. yes, he broke one, lost one.
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before meeting if there weren't any eccentrics in the world , adults and children wouldn't be able to smile , if at all the jokes that we gave then all of a sudden disappeared for good all day everywhere was
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dry and did not listen to me. you are now two ears. wake up.
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tornadoes killed 130 people in america well,
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uh, well flew off the third rounds of a shame. mom , come on, you will not talk about a topic in which you do not understand anything, you have to acquire something. if you had outstanding abilities, you would probably have been taken. mom, you can't even hear what you 're talking about. what are you putting pressure on me? and if i say, if you were normal, dad would not run away from you. well, it wasn't like that .
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took on the real thing, a person should have a normal profession. and if i don't like your normal profession, reed you just care about you. let worry for yourself for housing and communal services for victims in all world cataclysms. let me be at peace, but don't be upset. if you do this, you will do it next year. i was already there with one foot. hold on, i won’t be able to gas with him, what did you do to him?
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hush hush, all is well. masha masha, and the explosion of household gas occurred suddenly konstantin burtsev himself, a junior employee. the ministry of emergency situations received serious injuries. for his life. he fights better than the surgery of the city, the boy he saved is also taken to the hospital. the life of a child in non-paid, dear viewers konstantin what did you bring putting the house open from eight to 20:00 please contact 495, 87, 31 konstantin he wanted adventure, he got them, we turn to the sporting events of our city a match
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between drawing wings. you can choose for yourself. although i, frankly, a guy. it's a pity, because the duck girls from the fifth ward shave, wash the enema, watch, we will perform and after 6:00 access to the refrigerator block the enema. hmm my day was good. always remain so cheerful and, by the way, teach your sister grate, but the ophthalmologist will deal with the hematoma. excuse me, what is it, she returned the towel and said that it was impossible. hello, a young man has arrived. i am his father very nice. tell me how serious the situation is. but for the time being, i cannot guarantee you anything, the situation is really very serious and an urgent operation is required. how much could it cost?

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