affectionate forever, like the ocean, love, my dear, light you are the whole universe dusty dear women thank you. my love

ah, we are all extraordinary. be happy the most beautiful spring sun with a holiday. we love you very much. thank you a beautiful woman is a profession, and everything else is solid, amateurish. so he said, our classic robert rozhdestvensky, i

absolutely agree with him, and now a song will be heard on the verses of robert rozhdestvensky, and it will be performed by a beautiful wonderful actress, my current colleague, a duet with a wonderful singer. meet aglaya shilovskaya and yevgeny kungurov between me and the ax of non-existence star wars secret seas are now laughing, my present, my tender, my strange performed me remembered me at least

by chance at least once, remember me, my love. because i love you, i will come to your aid. just call. just call quietly to plant.

may the light of my love be with you all the time. the call of my love, the pain of my love, only you stay to acquire the same thrill. sunny, live happily live no matter what happens. please, live happily. live always luck bad you now go from you, looking in the ground.

let it be with you all the time, the light of your love, the juice of my love, the pain of my love, no matter what happens, you please revive.

always dear friends, how wonderful that spring is coming, that everything in nature is about to bloom, that today everyone smiles and rejoices, it's good that we have this wonderful holiday, march 8. and how great that you are our one and only, our amazing adorable and most beautiful women in the world with a holiday. this weight

a magnificent bouquet from the bimother nikolai baskov i want to give you all the flowers that are on the planet earth on the holiday of my beloved m i have no money just for me, because i am happy with all the people to me the saints that only

exist in the world. i opened my heart with you to me your heart, you are the lord, only i give. all environments, my faithful heart, look into your eyes with your soul. the earth is spinning now for us yours is gone, there is no one else in the sky the widest of all the environments that only exists in the world, i will rip

the lieutenant colonel so that you open your heart to me own. holy selection only i give. you are my heart and my heart is my right place. men that you opened your heart to me your death to you

, only i give all the flowers and my heart is my right place, so that you open your heart to me, only i give. true heart

hello dear viewers and

viewers with all my heart from the bottom of my heart with a deep sense of admiration with love and respect for the worship of the committees. i would like to congratulate you minus us. why minus us? today we do not congratulate you on march 8. be happy not thrice a hundred times 100 times, but not without us of course, without us there will be sour kvass. and we want you to always be in a good mood and not lose optimism. how good it is when a woman looks in the mirror and exclaims, but that the world has been saved or we will scare passers-by. let's save the world, it means optimism, and we'll scare passers-by. this means that humor plays in her and is ready to call

on the people around her, she said on march 8 in the morning i was standing heading for the bathroom and suddenly a wild scream well, i lay back without further ado, calm down. i'll bring you coffee now yes, i hug a woman, the main thing is not to crush her wings. and then i can get yours in the face. wow, a woman turns into a saw only when there is firewood next to her, and what vitamins a woman needs, but here's a manicurin's shoe, a pedicurin , fell in love with pogulin's girlfriends all night. oh, i didn’t notice that it was an eyesore. this is an indiscreet

name, you know this joke, the indiscreet man says to himself. i'm so good in bed that i don't even want to wake up. that's how right cause that's what we're about today we are talking. ironically, we will talk about us men and loving to laugh at women, of course, too, but rather even at our relationships, but one way or another, a good festive mood makes me want to sing and dance.

buttercups will fly when they have mastered it, but why are you girls of beautiful children and constantly their love is not real. it was enough for him to touch proudly, she said. i wish you all

the best, but he did not ask for forgiveness , he said, i wish you all the best forgiveness. don't ask. like this. well, why are you grandfathers beautiful people of suffering? why are you beautiful grandfathers all they are suffering from their love?

thank you woman says to her husband dear. it seems to me that a woman's hands should shudder from the gifts

of the legs from the sexual trembling of the heart of love , the husband excitedly asks dear, but you will not be torn apart by such a resonance. but the other wife rejoices with happiness, honey, well, this is an awesome luxurious gift for march 8th. you made me yes? which road? thank you dear, and then i was very scared. oh, by the way, where do you get that kind of money from? i sold all the socks they gave me on my 23rd february, to be sure, on march 8. all women want from a man is not ordinary. and where can an ordinary husband get something extraordinary, she began to reveal. okay. don't want. well, except perhaps just to relax, and also ice cream

cake, a martini chocolate bar, some sweets, shoes, a handbag , a skirt, a bracelet and summer, the sea, the sun, the beach. oh, i don’t want anything, i don’t want anything, but i want summer, and then summer summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, such gifts, i would like to give gifts from the heart before, in those soviet times, when in general every thing was in short supply i remember our accountant was given a hair dryer for the new year. oh, how happy he was, like a child and your hair dryer. i say are you happy? you are bald. he says, and i put it in my pants pocket and it's a sin. the people adapted , you know, before the gift was reflected in the mood of the whole family. i remember, i told the guys in the yard. it's all for my dad's birthday today. they gave money. tomorrow we will go to mom

to buy shoes. and the whole court rejoiced. that's what's interesting, my friends, and now the gifts. del nervous. oh which legend is the greatest trial? for me it's my wife katya's birthday o you can't imagine her birthday every year. at least she says it's not about gifts, but about attention and i don't believe it. this is a lie, never fall for this bait, it's not a gift, but in price it determines how much i appreciate it, so i need to give it more expensive last time i gave her a beautiful cup with a receipt from the tv. she is now afraid to drink from her will go further. here

things are harder with her mother, too, a birthday every year, sometimes every month. she once ordered by my father-in-law. well, he screwed up. just give her some kind of electric juicer for my birthday, maybe a coffee grinder , he says, but an electric chair won't suit you. but she herself knows how to give gifts last time she gave me home slippers of her size. when i come to visit you, i have nothing to wear. smart nature, yes, gave her a two-week cruise on the ship chapaev

neighbor infection comment, i understand you, this, of course, the ship is not the titanic but there is hope. gifts of affairs nervous honor my he a simpler person on february 23. he says, you don’t worry about a gift for me , 100 g and a pie don’t break my head. come on, 200 g. he gasped with stew, uncle vanya had a bite to eat stew , such uncle vanya was. gifts of nervous affairs today you won’t even come to visit empty-handed, but you went to the grocery store, she says , why should your uncle zhora take the president’s vodka, he still won’t become president, but

then as a result they came to visit with beer a goat. gifts to give a whole science the sage said, you will remember it will come in handy, even write down never unwrap gifts. in the presence of guests. wait for them to leave, otherwise, then you will not give this gift to anyone present. here's some wonderful advice. you understand me with gifts in general at work, the plague turned out on some valentine's day. where did it come from on our heads? i don't know, everyone suddenly felt in love, but in itself it's not bad for everyone to kiss. the truth is closer to the ear, so as not to get infected. they kiss gifts to each other and they also gave me three gels, two shaving gels for the shower and four shampoos wife

i was glad that we have such a clean team, then on the day of the defender of the fatherland. i have already been given eight shower gels, 12 shaving gels, shampoos are no longer four, but six, i see my wife is happy, but somehow nervous to add up. all glory. for easter, god was presented with two easter cakes for a change. he brought home two keys and half a mouse, like shower gels. and to be honest, i don’t have any nonsense on such a scale. and my wife is already nervous chris because on our bookshelves, except for gels, there are no other books for his

birthday. i went to work like i was going to hell. so and i watched who got what and everyone got out, who shower gel. i came home, rang the doorbell, my wife looked through the peephole for a long time and did not open it. these generally plague turned out at home. you know, the plumber fixed the faucet for me. well , i always gave him a bottle after this case, and then i gave him a bottle of gel. cute little label not our way and how

on earth is this plumber at this moment? thirst tormented, and right at the entrance, leaving us, he took one sip. a big sip and he had an entire entrance like in his stomach, something exploded. i jumped out of the apartment in horror, i look, he holds on to his stomach, falls, well , he manages to shout liqueurs. spoiled for a drink you can? on april 1, i love to give gifts on april 1, a holiday. fool's jokes, i played a prank on my wife at the risk of my life. by the end of the day , i played a game telling you to make one big gift or

many, many, many small ones, and she loves gifts and the more of them, the better. she says, let's have a lot of little ones, but i gave it to her. to success was and laughed. i am alone until the glass reaches me.

darling, nadia what makes them no need to call i say, sanyushka, on such a day everyone will gather love and doves today 21:00 on the channel russia holiday show of england today 18:00

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i want to watch on saturday. my melody is a show that opens up new emotions premiered on march 17 at 21:30 on the russia channel a small dialogue adventure beauty. give me your phone number young man. write so immediately write write do not be shy. call tonight at 6:00 sharp at

7:00. we meet for dinner. i don't like to eat later. today, sex will not be early. take money. i love crab flowers, no need to save. tomorrow you can have sex for half a year is enough for you, then a wedding. i can not pull with the children of the boy, then the girl, of course, i broke up and fell out of the sieve. you will go to a neighbor, and i will take away your apartment. that's a fool about a young man, it's better to spend 2 minutes than 20 years. you understood what you said.

please repeat, i repeat, and the fast train number 15 moscow-tashkent will be leaving. you are russian language, you know, studied at school. yes? i ask you, which platform, where does the head hurt, where is the butt? well, do it again. i repeat for the dumb mountain number search will be sent. audio bastard, who are you late for?

as your mother taught you to sit in front of the track, come on ay-ay, where are you completely new?

wake up. almost cheap i'll take you to the city

well, you're behind, and come on for me.

fine. in my repertoire at one time, jokes about excessive use of cosmetics were coarsely ground, for example, my hero said my wife wears bright makeup. yes, even increased nails. and when she went home, she got caught in the rain, her makeup flowed down her face, but i didn’t know this, i’m sitting at home not touching anyone, suddenly freddy krueger’s nails 2 m run into someone. erysipelas

like vinaigrette. and still screaming. i'll torture you now in love passion. i'm with fear as the heat. get out of the way of protocol, so we can say that women should be wary of rain, because it resets their faces to factory settings. but there are surprises, of course, requiring validon. well, all the same, the soul of a woman requires perfume with a smell, happiness, mascara the color of joy cream with a feeling of love, and no matter how much you neuronize girl you are so made up you are not hot, what are you talking about, i'm stuffy without it, because at first she washes with foam, then the scrub

further sinks the cream makeup foundation foundation . why powder and everything. this is in order to get a natural complexion story from the face of a girl to such a typical user, as social networks say now, she herself will tell you her story of acquaintance. x of course, it’s difficult to get to know each other there, but for a couple of days i actually exchanged letters with one young man. finally, he says, let's call on skype, and i just put a mask of burdock oil on my head. vidocq can you imagine,

let's call each other, but without video. i kind of just want to appear in all its glory, hairstyle makeup. he says okay. the girls are calling, as i clicked on this video, i don’t know i understood something, then it is silent. well, we chat about thomas, and i, in order not to rub in vain , put hairs out of my nostrils with tweezers to pull out. i like it, but i want the mask to absorb better. shki look, the man is completely warped. and suddenly he asks, do you

happen to sniff bf glue? i have a strange one with this glue, the whole story was in the south in sochi on the beach, i cut my leg , the patch does not hold, and then i remembered there is a special bf glue that sucks in just the same early. i went to the pharmacy. and a friend just happened to have an upset stomach , she says, and buy me something, but i ask at the pharmacy if you have something for loose stools. they don’t say everything was taken apart well to eat. and he says, well, this is in extreme cases. insulate the head of children's tights

well, we are all about me, you are about yourself. tell me about your work. and again, in order not to sit in vain, i decided to do a stretching exercise and took it and threw my legs behind my head. the man coughed. i need to drink some water. i will do an exercise to improve blood circulation, you need to get the tip of your nose with your tongue. and bring your eyes to the bridge of your nose.

some pervert is watching you point-blank at me. he says, well, maybe tomorrow night we'll go somewhere in a cafe and sit. how long do you work? i say, well now to 60. cafe

only there the dress code is strict with tights on the head is not allowed. laughs, says, well, forgive me that i didn’t say about the video right away, but when i saw you for the first time i thought. you can't save the world with beauty.

scraps of women's conversations, the woman is different, and it was me alone who came to visit friends, they have a rug near the door, and it is written on it. imagine that this is your ex . oh damn, i almost wore out the sole. the worst job is being a housewife, salaries. no holidays. no, there is no vacation, you will not leave early. the work doesn't end, around everyone says she does not work at home sits idle. that's how a woman's head hurts only fools from real men. she spins. it is a pity that there is no international day

of the goat. i would like to congratulate some. oh, how i would congratulate you, how to determine whether you need to lose weight? if a man can carry you in his arms to bed, are you in uniform? if not, change you this goner for a normal man. he asked me, but where were you before my happiness and then i burst into tears, i remembered in what fucking places i disappeared. oh come on, all women get fat over the years there was a time when i had fun 3.600. that's how she got married, ate her legs away. oh, this female curiosity. hello this is a women's consultation. yes, please advise whether the brake pedal is on the right or on the left. i forgot he called me. the only

and not repeatable just said so. you say, bitch, which does not happen. yes, probably, after all, there are no mysterious women, there are not quick-witted men, female logic suggests. often a woman thinks about one thing, and the hands do something completely different.

one peasant was upset about something on march 8, close, close in his pocket exactly, 3 rubles. i'm going to get drunk, i'm like a radish, forgive me, my love , give me a broom reluctantly, but i can't find any more money. i'm drunk when i get home from work. hey

masha take it away and he confesses. we are with my wife. we live like a bay and a bay. i'm pouring everything and she's still bubbling and bubbling. yes, when alcohol tempts the soul of a husband, it disfigures the life of a man's family. if you love a woman, keep in mind, this is , of course, easier for me to reason. i drank mine. and here is my character. everything can't calm down we will criticize it.

scary stories to tell the citizens stronger for the chair, hold on, the horror is simple. my downstairs neighbor shurik is his name. the police are constantly complaining about me that i am his apartment. i flood this nasty neighbor shurik. i flood him every day. is it really difficult to get used to? this was to celebrate my son's birthday. no, that's how it is according to the documents.

wife said talk stop your son eat bananas less. in short, my son had a rounded date of 11.5 years. we overtook moonshiners for ourselves for eight people, end-to-end liters. we are here. six people are not will come. what are we fools to call them? we

put moonshine in glass bottles 20 in the hall, we sit and watch the batch of tv. kidneys and then our son. the miner of the slaughterhouse decided to do physical exercises and took his dumbbells. and stuck to our bottles. shut up

i'm a full log with a cry daisies hid, i'm

pregnant. i came to my father-in-law delirium tremens, i personally came. mentally, the doctor explained to us how it happens when sober, when a person wanted to drink a lot and did not drink, the roof moves out. i told this mental doctor when i told how much we wanted to drink and not drink. himself went to his hospital. the guys are at work. how did they know how much i had, how much we wanted to drink? how many leaked glasses were transferred to the floor and they told me kindly you won’t quit, we’ll kill you. ku-ku

came to the father-in-law in the last stage of the doll , first the first comes, the second third to this, the last began to squeeze the moonshine to save along with the flow wrapped. he did not go to the toilet for 2 months. i forgot to close the avanta. where there you will understand in moonshine and sober. like a sickle for bad? bastard

who did we lay with the tests? often iron covered the floor cockroaches with mice climbed out all drunk happy. wet mustaches hang sticky on the muzzles; tongues smile show the cat a leopard. whiska with its food is not afraid of anyone. it's a shame to her god with such

happy mugs. we were supposed to be here. god forbid anyone. all day today i'm pouring and he's getting wet today in silence. i went to a neighbor, i walk in the entrance, i hear a floor below, which means that the grandmother of the path lives there below shurik, she is 170 years old. she was taken to the cemetery twice, she comes back. quiet, series,

watched, grandmother pusya and then she came to life for the whole the entrance sings i'll leave. i'm in america in the green age, my moonshine has reached the grandmother's neighbor, you bastard, why don't you complain about me today? silently i flood your apartment and speaks in a drunken, pleasant voice. it won't be for a whole month. but i managed to see that my neighbor's apartment was under jets.

with a cucumber in hand, we have a library in the basement of the house. there are 100 years. before it, too, has come down for 100 years. there were not so many book lovers in this library. only that day i crawled between books, but i freaked out at the neighbor and called the police. they arrived quickly figured it out, they quickly hit me on the back of the head, which caused them late. in general , the anniversary was celebrated on a grand scale, soon the father-in-law's anniversary.

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your feet, and you are in our hearts from the bottom of our hearts andrey malakhov's festive show today 18:00 sometimes on tv. i read serious poetry. about the meaning of life. about the meaning of the profession of an actor and just about love for a woman . this is a feature. once, our artists adopted one of the main love poems and taught this one. here is an illustration from my stage photos.

in the languor of sadness without hope, the alarm of noisy bustle sounded to me for a long time a gentle voice and i dreamed of sweet features. in the wilderness in the darkness the prisons stretched. my days are quiet without a deity without inspiration without tears without life without love and here you are again. money and for

he was resurrected again. and inspiration one woman described an amusing situation. i met an eighty-nine -year-old grandmother, i buy her bread, milk, sometimes a check, and somehow she told me. that's when you die all alone. i will stay sometimes in humorous films there are such characters who, despite their eccentricity. it seems to us cute charming. such a character appeared in my monologue aleksey shcheglova, a certain claudia viktorovna, a pensioner and tied up, she does not

want to grow old and behaves like a young woman, like flying with men, as before, it turns out that no matter how old a woman is, she is still young, even though claudia viktorovna is a character. i still want to congratulate her on 8. the card and say don’t give up, dear, stay young and happy, as one wit said. children grow up, husbands grow old, we are the only beauties, yes. citizens having a rest welcome to our super-duper medical sanatorium we have a very good sea here, 10 m from the main building. so during a storm you can swim without

leaving your room. so very pleasant sandy, the beach in some places is a nut, of course, pebble is a tourist from voronezh, i warn you in advance, citizens vacationing, do not sing alcohol on the beach. this is very unpleasant. one vacationer went swimming drunk and sneezed on a jellyfish. it was the only case in the world when a poor animal was poisoned by a person. if you are drowning, call the rescuers in the last race , a pensioner from ryazan, klavdiya viktorovna , began to drown, but after two young tanned rescuers made artificial

respiration into her mouth. she started drowning three times in a day. during the procedures, too, be careful, otherwise there was an indescribable case of a pensioner from ryazan, claudia viktorovna , climbed into a therapeutic bath. she immediately noticed to me that another gurgen tourist was already lying there, she found it, she thought that there were healing in it. and what do you think in one session , she cured of depression, gastritis radiculitis remained quite, unlike gurgen shotovich, who got gastritis sciatica and does not always take us to the disco in the evenings in the room. well, as everywhere

in the sanatoriums, discotheques are called someone over 30 who is over 50, and who is already eating anyway, otherwise there was an indescribable case of a pensioner from ryazan viktorovna and ate bananas and tried to get up. and while she was getting up, she won the acrobatic rock and roll competition. but the most popular with us is an excursion to the final plant with a tasting for the convenience of bringing you back. write your room number on your forehead. who was an indescribable case, the drillers from siberia , having tasted on the territory of the sanatorium , found gas gas-21 wolf, they got into the volga and

went to the sea, but did not cope. naturally with control, i saw with my own eyes how the volga flows into the black sea. but after the tasting, a pensioner from ryazan, clubdy viktorovna, made a mistake with the number and her rest finally acquired the desired meaning, but the matter was different, breathing after the tasting on the way to the sanatorium, he met a policeman on a horse. he approached the horse from behind and found it. from which side to approach, you understand, he pulled the tail and began to recite poetry. give jin for luck paw

me the horse is not slow, complied with his request. head-on flew straight to the sleeping building his room right where klavdiya viktorovna was waiting for him; here the workers kneaded the concrete of the dormitory building ; he undressed to the goal and smeared himself with concrete from head to toe, and later in the evening, walking along the alley, a pensioner from ryazan viktorovna saw

a lonely sculpture, she thought it was the famous sculpture of david. she decided to chip off a fragment as a keepsake. foreigners please.

pensioner from ryazan klavdi viktorovna went up to the japanese and decided to help him spit in the eye in nashinsky. she didn't know how to say good evening in japanese, so she said hands up.

but the hiccups started. i decided to help him again in nashin's way to scare him late in the evening, the japanese walked along the alley of the park and feces himself, calmly did not touch anyone suddenly out of the darkness viktorovna and bit him on the leg. until the end of the vacation

buttons viktorovna in this case, everyone have a fun holiday, i ran.

we continue to read women's funny stories, it all depends on the mood of a pessimist, maybe half is not very good, but half of an optimist nothing like that nothing you know from the house that, in fact, cheburashka even our woman loves this warm, soft ear and lives with some kind of crocodile. the advice of women is this: do not cut hastily, saw slowly, but i will remind men. if a woman is without clothes, this does not mean at all that she trusts you. here, if she is without makeup, wow, and sometimes hidden under makeup. is it just a beauty or is this an observation of a woman who

refuses sex saying that she has a headache does not think that her head hurts, how times due to lack of sex. here is the publishing house of physical culture sports. gratitude for the release of the proshchera you are engaged in an intimate life at the place of residence get ready in the morning, show signs of attention. he understood with a bow and brought a broom for me

to pick up. he washed the dishes himself, and at the same time he winked, how abnormal. i have a couple of times i accidentally touched him with my chest, he just clenched his teeth and is silent for the night. at night i sit, waiting to see what mine will come out in.

which should carry me into excitement , threw me right into the heat the day before yesterday like a fool. all by darned and hello nikolaev’s answer sucks, for which i objected to him, when the legs are crooked, some juice will withstand. in general, terribly because of the sock, the holey one was excited. it turns out right, everyone noticed that no nudity is as seductive as half-covered, but nikolai says either let's make love, or i went to peter takes off, that is, no, gashura.

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mentally it represents depravity. nicholas hung mug down for on his wall from above sat down and gracefully behaved like a fool.

the tongue doesn’t move, don’t jinx iskra nikolaevich that i don’t really respond to his caresses , rolled off the bed, touched the candle on , overturned, the tablecloth took up the curtain. barely. everything was extinguished, the fragments were collected and at 6:00 in the morning in blood bandages. you are good with

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throw it away not everyone lives. everything is fine. only i have it lying horizontally. you see, he is not in the mood to throw the plants into the dump for the fifth month. i have no man in the house. maybe, perish rolled we do not have under the sofa. only a rusty drill. hey you bloodsucker got up and threw it out to her. fashion anchor selfie my mother, what a handsome man. i ’m not destined for us with such beauty, and to sleep only who i hear for a long time you are a prosenka and a prosenka you threw out a prosyonka. throw it away no. you look it

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of the world. the best makeup artist is love. the most beautiful makeup is a happy face in love with a beloved woman, one business woman exclaimed eh and she would have fallen in love up to her ears and finished her throat, and the other said to her lover. if they ask me the question, what does it mean to be happy? i will hug you tightly, put my head on your shoulder and say happiness is to be together. yes, they say correctly, love always leaves in english, this is hope, likes to stay up late and in the end a woman is right, a beautiful picture of a woman, like music sounds only if there is

a man nearby, who loves her idolizes and looks into and appreciates her eyes, and kissing gives her flowers. without a man, a woman grows old and loses her sense of beauty. and when she, as if a song all sings shines and blooms, then there is a wonderful magician, who creates her like that? happy holiday to you, dear women.

on the tv channel rossiya vesti in evgeny rozhkov 's studio