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a strong panel is just on the main facade on the left side there is a hare under the christmas tree and how it warms up. song cleaning bunny bunny, gray under the christmas tree. there sit richness of finishes amaze with trout stairs made of natural marble. like a large painting by shcherbakov in a palace until the restoration is completed , a protective film will hide it from dust. the main symbols of the pavilion - the meat industry, while two large bulls live here, once stood at the entrance, but have been lost. now they are restored according to the preserved photographs. as seen from soviet citizens such enjoyed great love for another sculpture of a combatant. it crowns the pavilion building already restored to clean the fox promise in early summer. at the same time , the restoration will be completed. marina gromova alexander mercury anton darchenko and georgy stadnik lead. and at the moscow hippodrome , the largest move in its entire history of guests began, among which pedigree trotters are transported to the stables of other regions, and
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in a week, a large reconstruction will begin at the main hippodrome of the country about alekseev appreciated the complex process of moving horses on the spot. these are transport boots so that the horses do not injure themselves on the road. the long road to overexposure will have to overcome almost 1,000 km from the capital, the black one moves to ulyanovsk, there a new ground was made a new circle a all-weather path new stables. we were given food there and my arena is moving from the central moscow hippodrome to allow titled athletes themselves to train there. they do not share the positives of their coaches. nervously shaved ears they beat with their hooves into the horse carriage, enters reluctantly. kazan saratov tambov voronezh kursk geography of moving vast racehorses have already been transported, basically all igrokavkaz and southern federal districts. it remains to quarter the trotting horses now at the central moscow hippodrome 550 animals
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are preparing to receive most of them in ramenskoye this is the training ground for horses closest to moscow 120 diaries are ready for immediate reception. here we can say in the near future and another 160 gynecologists are preparing two new facilities 160 more goals will be placed in the first batch. could have accepted a few days ago, but had to wait until the smell of paint disappears before the arrival of new guests. here losk brought the stable, repaired in the diaries , leveled the concrete pavement, equipped the feeders. the drinker directly overlaps and opens. that is, it is such an automatic drinker for animals, the stolichny horse, the owner is already slowly transporting sports equipment for horse feed here, and soon at the oryol trotter named coho salmon a neighbor from moscow will appear well, or a neighbor horses from the central moscow hippodrome are relocated due to a large-scale reconstruction
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, which will last 2 1/2 years according to the plans of the stable, will rebuild completely replace all engineering communications, install new lighting and grandstands rebuild the treadmills and make them 200 m , shorter, but wider , which does not violate global standards. naturally, completely architectural appearance. our dominants of our main building. the hippodrome will be completely preserved. and it will be a restoration. this is not a reconstruction. behind this will be monitored by the department of cultural heritage of the city of moscow, almost all the buildings in the window yard are in disrepair . well, certainly everything is 100%, our entire capital construction fund. it is in extreme wear and tear. lny moscow , the world's first running hippodrome, was built in 1834, the second one appeared in the usa 5 years later, in fact. the world history of horse racing began here, and quite understandably. why muscovites are so worried about his fate in the administration calm the animals after the repair will return
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back to the hippodrome to preserve its historical appearance and appointment aleksey k nord dmitrievich shcherbakov anastasia roif 200. all the news always available on the media platform is in the application on the site, in my opinion it is more convenient for you, but for today we have everything right now music shows, my grace .
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friends on the air big premiere of tv channel russia new music welcome to the show, where the main element of the scenery is an ordinary chair, but in it our heroes experience colossal emotional overload. however, we do not ask them uncomfortable questions, we don’t reveal old secrets and we don’t draw out confessions. we just perform a song that is very much for them, so which song and who exactly will perform it remains a secret until the last guests know only one surprise awaits them. and we all know that watching their reaction is a real pleasure. let's start the most touching music show my melody. and
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my lord, we have no special rules, except for the fact that all the plots of the numbers are their participants, the most important musical arrangement is kept secret from everyone our the guest just walks in. takes a seat in the chair and waits for it to start. the guest whom i will now invite spent more time on stage than anywhere else he is subject to, any genre and drama and comedy will recognize his voice from the first word about his monologue has long become a classic , it is impossible to joke about him, because he will do it himself. this is 100 times better than good friends and a favorite song , what could be better than only their unexpected appearance, we make a surprise with you to gennady viktorovich khazanov know me, know him
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for a long time, but nothing good to say. you know, i think that, seriously, gennady viktorovich was also a brilliant mentor to bukhovar, a teacher in the literal figurative sense , our vision is obscured yesterday. i think he is his heir and meritor, and he does not suspect that we can sing. that's all. that's why we do it. he is not waiting for us on this program, but i have not gone anywhere yet, but never really we have been rehearsing this number since july of last year. so i hope that he won’t let me down if he hits the notes for us, this is a problem. and if it comes out transmission because of you, it, of course, may not come out. it's not like i want you to
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wish us luck. thank you at the end. it means that both of us, like the whole country, love gennady viktorovich khazanov, this is the text, this is the text of the song that we studied yulia for a month, while putin will be for you. a riddle, in general, the transfer is doomed to success, because we sing in it . of course, i am also a comic transfer. it's like looking into someone else's bath. i invite to the stage my favorite actor and artist of the whole country gennady khazanov hello my dear. well, how's the mood? are you worried? it can't be, you are a professional
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for the program gennady viktorovich well, tell me, do you like surprises, oh very much. but it seems to me that you like to surprise more. i remember our last meeting, which you don't remember, i know why. and we are now where we are now, we are on the program my melody you have your favorite tunes. what is this? natural blond. what is it well, what do i like about it? i'm afraid, i'm afraid to ask what trace this song left on your fate. i wanted
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to repaint viktorovich well, let's let's try seriously with you impossible. seriously. you are a unique person, our guru can be said, at least assumed. who will come on this stage in front of you, what will sing or show something? we have gathered between us yes the best of all the best culinary students. from all over moscow they have prepared a giant bird for you. that is, a giant pizza had such a good appetite that i even felt bad from it once. i ate four bowls of pea soup. what is the most memorable surprise you've had in your life,
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well, gennady viktorovich, who do you choose leon moiseevich or leonid isakovich? here is such a command anyway, i generally understand that in this program you are for ranking. we are for beauty. no you for rating i for beauty. dear friends, our outstanding legendary artists, leonid yermolnik and, of course, the team captain gennady khazanov, do not give this palma away, do you know why? i laugh so much, because when i was coming here for this program, gennady viktorovich was also going to this program, he called me and we talked. he told me that he was going to this program. i don't suppose i should be here either. yes, i, too, the last 2-3 days. every day i talked with gennady, viktorovich and
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i'm surprised. how did i not let it slip that i would be a surprise next. we wanted to surprise you unpleasantly, but we did. but i can tell you such happiness, both gifts, that they wanted people, of course, they wanted people who really know how to sing, but it's expensive. my little daughter loved to fall asleep to the songs of soviet composers. and when i sat next to her bed? and singing one song after another she looked at me and said. and you can sing to me. well touching
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was just what these two singers expected. they simply they just brightened up my old age. the fact is that from early childhood i was distinguished by an ear for music, and it differed in a bad way. but on the other hand, i had a terribly strong voice, strong, but nasty . how many friends you are. years, depending on who well, leon, how old are you and i met gennady,
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viktorovich last week, i'm so happy, you know, if he were still happy, it won't. no, well, it's been a long time. and i know exactly when i saw lenya for the first time. i am just a day in my life you will say entertainers. yes of course, hello. yes yes me hello to you how are you? i'm sorry, what? no, we don't know you. no, i'm just like that. i 'm going to see you sigh, how are you, grandfather, dear. and i have always been a spectator who adores the audience of gennady viktorovich over the years. i became his colleague and i am now so there are some stories. for example, i was standing on the street near the house of gennady viktorovich waiting for him. he was supposed to go out, some guy was spinning around me. i tell him if you want 4 rubles. earn. he says i want it in what years was it? well, it was still the soviet years,
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so, i say, now gennady khazanov will come here, you come to us and take an autograph. i have and leave. okay, he says, well, i gave him 3 rubles. came khazanov coming up from the kid takes. yana looked at my autograph and said how much you paid him. it's good, i'll say more 76, in my opinion, gennady viktorovich khazanov spoke at brezhnev's anniversary in the kremlin and performed my number. what monologue of a student of a culinary college last year did the cat also eat that you were from a common boiler? and that's it. no, kitties. well, i, too tried. and after that i have like this. it is more intelligent to say that one place fell ill
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. but on this occasion, i will already say so that everyone knows how much it really was a significant event in my life. they told me that they want to see me at this festive concert in the kremlin and two senior officials of the ministry of culture were very high-ranking than not. no, no, one was quite a bit the secretary of the central committee of the party, and the second was the head of the department of culture. and so i am alone in an empty hall, and they are sitting.
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russian history of the history of art, because you are all outstanding chickens for us, legendary artists, that's right. we have nothing to do with it, he alone is legendary no, you are all izmailov gennady khazanov for gennady viktorovich to change thank you thank you if i was offered a bet and they would say, that's what distinguishes you, but i would never have guessed,
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under no circumstances did we know who we were going to, right? yes, yes, yes, no to me, i really have to congratulate the program, because how can it be done with him so that genadiy viktorovich does not know what we will be, and we were sure that he really does not know what we will indeed. i saw a face such a face now. yes, i swear to sleep. there are songs that you don't want to you don’t need to leave in the application or on the site look.ru, you will always find all the episodes of the show my melody. listen, watch, sing along, my melody is always with you. our next guest, i boldly call all the people's favorite. somewhere, if
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you remember me, forget me, turn me around here. so feel the songs and live them on stage. maybe only us before its execution bows. even those who are far from chanson and romance. the initiator of this surprise was such love gave the most important thing in life, what she will feel when sees his own daughter on stage. it is not known, and we do not know. will lyuba be able to control herself when these emotions overwhelm her? yes , it doesn't matter. the main thing is that we are still able to experience them. i came to your program with the initiative to surprise my mother, to please her, to please the viewer, to do something new, this is a kind of experiment and i want
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to surprise her attention. for this surprise, she is very close to her mother, this is a song that e went with her, one might say, a whole life this song with a story. these are very iconic songs. this a song in which she talks about herself. i will not sing this song alone. i invited a close family friend to sing it with me. this very talented talented vocalist invited me, tanechka to make a surprise for my mother, my beloved friends , darling surprise, and and i, of course, gladly agreed in general, i am one of those people who are more pleased to make surprises than receive them, and i am a creative person, therefore anxious and i'm afraid of the frightened and surprises. here, but
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i like it very much in the room. we want to convey a little the atmosphere of some other an era where women dressed there, well, beautiful, uh, such very exquisite outfits came out accompanied by live music there, a live orchestra. that is, perhaps this is some even a jazz club of the twenties we are announcing before the release of the game. yeah, nicole will come to you in the final. now they gave lipstick gifts. today i will prepare a musical gift for luba. my mother has never heard this song. in my performance, even there, well, a piece is never at all for her. it will be a shock. mama is very picky and she clings every detail, so i took this number very seriously and it was very important for me to be very responsible. yes, to sing it in your own way,
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but at the same time convey the soul and character of this composition. we are impatient. to see her in the chair of my melody, the most tenderness of russian chanson is love. you look fantastic, as always. yes, it's pure, really. i'm even a little jealous. do not envy, kolenka, you are always luxurious and somewhat young. yes, i love people complimenting me because she and i are the only one who gives me five in our show. none of the guests ever did not guess. what will be the surprise? you have a wonderful intuition, what does your
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inner voice tell you? what to expect? i feel like i've fallen into a trap. you hit my tune, yeah yeah when was the last time you were surprised, and what emotions did you experience then became emotions when you gave me a kitten, this is the most luxurious gift in the last year. at least once i would come and visit my daughter, of course, definitely the elements. yes, and yes, well, i 'll come to visit you. uh. you know love here. remember the emotion that you experienced when i brought you this one, kitten, multiply it by 100. no, well, you understand, when did you bring the kitten? i thought it was a boy, we called him no, then two months later the nurse came and said that you have
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a girl, too, a girl, how could you confuse, peeping under the tails. listen, there's nothing else for me to do. i told the nurse who came to take you two girls, two girls stretched this moment to ask the occupation of our chairs. unfortunately, there are no seat belts on it. thus , lyubov uspenskaya's avalanche takes its place. a so we're about to hear a tune for her.
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today you are shining at the pride don, and tomorrow, maybe you will go to broadway today , you will not shine. and tomorrow, maybe you will go out into the street, my dear russians, and save it. you are beloved friends. for so many years , strangers didn’t come to me, you need tanks , my ringing song, i will burn and delight you the whole world without a song it is absolutely impossible to live without water until the heart stops beating in the routine. i will sing for you my friends for
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going to the refrigerator. today you do not shine on brighton. go out on broadway tonight you're heading for no shine. and tomorrow, maybe you'll go out on broadway. i kiss you on the lips for singing like a nightingale. today you scored it does not shine. and tomorrow, maybe you’ll go out to broadway today, you’ve scored
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, you’re shining, and tomorrow you can go out to the door, well , under lyubonka i kiss you for what you eat man i hope you got to know these beautiful girls. tanechka hello. hello kolya stunned, i think, my god, a girl is coming. wow, sweetie. i didn't know my daughter and i'm looking at my dress. it is the only dress that was made to order for me, and thinking where the girl got such a dress, the second one, she turned and saw
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her daughter. i saw it, i think it looks like ira a little bit like, well, what emotions did you experience, tell me. well, you know, i just got overwhelmed. and i'm happy with pleasure. i am grateful to my daughter that she did not pass me at all what will happen. here you are, such a beach of willpower, she wanted with all her might and apparatus, but let's first leave . memories so, in the eighty-fourth year , at your anniversary, or tokarev could not attend, he sent you a bouquet of flowers with a secret, and a matryoshka and a postcard and poetry was written. no, he called me and said you opened the envelope. i thought there, maybe grandmas know in the usual, why about the envelope, please? i say, well, no, he says, open and open, and there is a postcard. i read once with you such it walked. we are not there this poem, and he gave me thought
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tanya wrote lebedinsky, in short, no. no, it's all willy. and you know, when we decided it, it means to put it into a song. he demanded money from me, that he demanded money skillfully swindled for grandmas, as they say, lyuba lyuba and you know what i remember when you returned to russia in the ninety-third year, you immediately shot several clips, released an album and you had a concert. i remember it was in izmailovo. you know why i remember, i was then near the metro and knew the park was selling flowers. so you made money there, i thanks to your concert very cool. earned a solo career. yes, people just bought and they talked and talked and talked, uh, i say, but where did the woman come , we say, pick up a beautiful bouquet for us boy. i say, and from whom are we going where are you going and they tell me, we are to uspenskaya, we are kuspinskaya, when
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people were already approaching me. i say, they say to uspenskaya, yes, this is my main 800. yes, i just carried roses then, now i’ll say 20 rubles. and i sold these roses for your concert for 50 rubles. now it's worth a rose and then uh, how do you know? how much do they cost you give you roses? i do not understand, where is the bouquet for luba quickly. i have prepared everything. haha. th bouquet thank you specially for you. and this is spring bear, he lived with me now lives with you. i hope that he will have the same happy future as my kitten. you are the main initiator of the surprise. it was hard to prepare, how did you decide on this, i love to make surprises. i love this song, then
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i'll ask, nicole is endless today, irochka here we are now standing here in front of you and ah. well, we say, we do some serious things, we do compliments, we love each other , we remember some decent stories, but in fact we know so much about each other behind the scenes. probably this show should be called differently now nikolai baskov it's a shame with us, but it's fun. kiss you. it was a wonderful surprise, the show of my melody for lyubov uspenskaya is your applause to irina dubtsova nicole tatyana plaksina and of course our queen lyubov uspenskaya i
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invite you to the backstage go chat. tell us what emotions you experienced. come on, i'll kiss you and that's it. legs and even show me that this is a phonogram. oh no, it's definitely not a soundtrack. prove it, lyuba lyubanka. i kiss you on the lips for the fact that you sing like a nightingale. today you shine at brighton. and tomorrow, maybe you'll go to broadway today, you 're in brighton, i eat. and tomorrow, can you come out? bravo while we are waiting for our next guest i wonder what else the tinkoff app can do besides translations here you can buy
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for a long time. i do not for a long time. i live it forever you are not a couple in her fiance in st. petersburg olga kabo do not cancel the wedding. alena loves you. she just got a little confused. give her time alexey onishchenko alena kolomina. you will test me. i need reliable people, ready. acute appendicitis. we will operate. here. vadim andrey, you already have the whole belozerskaya said, the polar waltz foreshadowed the preparations for landing. hold on at 20:20 on the russia channel is a drug even for expectant mothers and kids of life from other types of songwriting . i tell you this i am nikolai baskov therefore, when
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an opera star appears in a big tv show, i rejoice. as if this is my personal achievement, it still happens now because our next guest is not a consummate opera singer. whatever one may say, but all the singers are always a little competitors for each other, so many years of friendship among the performers. she is worth its weight in gold to declare to the whole country from the value of their joint friendship and mutual devotion, the singer valeria is ready and we are ready. if you're ready, i'll sing a song, not just a love song, very bright. i decided prepare a surprise for your spouse. eldakova to absolutely receive. he is such a man almost
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sentimental in these moments. when i was getting ready. i thought he would be very moved if he saw it. a very close person, a close friend of the family and among our friends there are many pop singers, but especially close. we are friends with valya with joseph the song of a very happy woman. you see , it seemed to me that that's it. and this song is the best way to shine the relationship in our beautiful couple. and in general , look at them alone, of course, you see pleasure, how they live together, how they raise their children. it's just a big blessing. the children were also very inspired by the preparation of surprises for dad, we will perform impromptu. and from children. we expect some touching moments. maybe they run to daddy, they won't be able to restrain themselves. probably it will be ildar's desire. a great man, in every sense of the word
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, a great artist, he is a great friend. he actually has a huge heart. you know how often an artist is spoiled by glory, especially an artist with such eminent two grays there are all sorts various awards international success is applauded by the whole world, and he strives to go home to work with his children, to be with him. i am sure that eldara will like it, because this program and the surprise in which the children participate cannot but move you to tears. he is used to loud voices. let's meet them the owner of the title of the best god of the world eldar abzak. hello dear, hello, perhaps, too listen well, in
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any case, i want to tell you on the russia channel the series chaliapin many may not know, but exactly how chaliapin's voices in in this series, all folk and opera songs are performed by ildar abdrazakov. therefore , you are alive for us chaliapin. thank you very much. thank you. tell me, please, in front of what is the largest audience you spoke at once ? it was red square, of course , and where there was the largest audience, the best, the most loved by everyone, well, how many thousands of people there were 200-250.000, i probably did not
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have time to count. i already finished my composition, which i performed and stopped in the middle, so i had to sit and leave, and someday you performed for one single person, of course for the mother for the wife. spoke. here you are used to being surprised. you love surprises. you had some ideas of the assumption that the sound itself will take place, that you also have a favorite piece that catches on to you, that catches on for you. well, to be honest, i didn't know. thank you i can tell you only one secret the whole surprise the whole room that you
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the idea of this surprise. and how do you see it all happened? yes, of course, a love song to a beloved husband from a beloved wife. oh lost. thank you my favorite. as i understand it, eldar's four children are yours when you returned from tour four times, right? round-the-world singer, how do you deftly notice something valiant, what is his name? this is amiraldarovich. i have one question for you. you liked performing for your dad. check this out. introduce me to all the kids. imagine this alexander alexander and five years. it's really 13 years old. you are a person
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who plays different roles and sings different parts. all the time, as they say, you are in this state of excitement of what you need to sing and play on stage image and today i saw how happy you were, in the first place. i didn't expect such a wonderful surprise. you know, when the people's artist of russia valery yes is standing on the stage and singing for you, then, well, for me this is a huge part, in general, a huge pleasure. hears your big voice. thanks i love you. i love you all separately, wholesale and retail, what is called tell me what emotions. well, i will say that we are not doing this with leroy for the first time. we are here for your birthday, and what was for your birthday? oh what a surprise for me
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made a surprise birthday came to the anniversary of eldar vienna. well, these eyes are my birthday. so i have rehearsals at the vienna opera. i come home in the evening. i say, marikom, let's go have dinner. and he says, come on, because listen, i ordered one restaurant, let's go to the family and sit down for dinner. well, everyone got dressed, and i invited a couple more of my colleagues. i knew they would i say the time is 7:00 pm. listen, we 're late for them. now now wait. now i'm still here i need to get dressed, so shoes one second third. then it's not approached. yes, we went to the car. she's the keys forgot that you pulled me here, time to change back. i'm already angry, of course because i'm a punctual person. and you know that mine are waiting for me. colleagues, here i am, then i just realized why they did it, i go into a restaurant and see a table and see my friends, who, in
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principle, should not have come. arrived arrived. it was an amazing gift. why was there a delay, because someone was driving and someone at the border, your beautiful wonderful wife just stopped. marika true it's great to be a part of this adventure. you and i are his fans. i flew to the mariinsky theater on purpose to listen to don carlos where, uh, no, it was not like that. i will tell. it was a brilliant story, so valery alexandrovich georgy and i flew together to st. petersburg, he says, and where are you talking, i’m visiting you in the theater today, don carlos i’m talking, and he sings drozakov,
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oh cool, come and before the aria just everything is closed. in the hall, it means complete silence, and the people, then, are sitting. well, there was a rumor going around the theater that the basques came all and suddenly i have such a cough, you know, how it squeezed me. for some reason, i can’t understand that i’m hanging like that well, i kind of sneezed, i don’t remember what happened, well , it looked like this in the hall. a-ha-ha-ha. applause i think, now anew will open. well, what's going on there? you 're asking the assistant director. what's going on? oh yes, baskov in the hall damn, well , of course, alexander called me not like that and says, nikolai congratulations on the return of bloggers. lera, too. you go to his concerts. do you love his voice concerts play. i would give me everything, probably all
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the parties that you drank. well, i guess i looked. well, this is the best best king the best homemade simple daru suits this go party, not only voice, but look at what texture. well, he immediately look and believe. who is this blood just? why did i let my beard down? we don’t fight , we should be in the king’s beard, and it’s inconvenient to sing pasted on, you can somehow straight up there. arthur won't do it. i have one last question. so i want to hear how the winner of the golden mask of two grammy awards and title of the world's best bass heard the music school that he had no hearing was like that. well, yes it was. i wasn't going to be a music school singer, but i just practiced the piano. that's what i was doing. so i
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kind of, well, saw it, but picked everything up by ear. and the teacher tells me, do not pick up by ear. you read notes. you see, but i still had the feeling that well, here they are with notes. yes, but the soul of the soul. and when i played, i understood that i play it from the heart, but they don’t understand anything. and when i realized that apparently it's not like was about to go. dad came to school to pick up my documents to transfer me to a regular high school. my dad asked, tell me why in the end, then? why did it happen that i have a son somehow? well, does not catch up, or what, someone or what? why? is that what she says? yes, he has hearing. no, that's how it went. yes, you have hearing. no, i understood that i have hearing no ildars of drozaks. thank you, magical neighbor. i charge you valeria
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bye thank you such a beautiful song, so you had time, i know that you sang it with my words the spouses who conveyed all this are an amazing couple. how was it all organized? i don’t understand, in general, in fact, it’s not difficult to circle you around your finger. as you can see. the participants in the show of my melody are united by the song sing and you are healthy, and grippferon helps to maintain it, a drug of recombinant interferon alfa-2b in the form of drops or spray for the treatment and prevention of sars and influenza, even for expectant mothers and babies from the first days of life sing along with we have a lot of cool vocalists. started their career in
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restaurants and bars. grigory leps, our rasputina stas mikhailov and others, how the restaurant scene contributes to the formation of artists is very difficult to explain, our next guest devoted a lot of time to researching this cultural phenomenon. because of this time , he himself turned into a great artist, the founder of the folk makhor project. mercy this record sings vinyl, my yaroslav went through a difficult career path and every step obeyed him thanks to the three foundations of his worldview, talent perseverance and
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loyal friends. the main author of surprise became an old friend of yaroslav shorena chkhaidze, who was next to him in the most difficult periods of his life and, of course, in moments of joy. i am preparing a room for my good friend yaroslav sumishevsky. we are familiar with him. well, for almost 20 years now. we studied at the university of culture with yaroslav. i was old. they called me mother behind my back . yaroslav, by the way, studied very well, don’t think. the song that we prepared for yaroslav from the first course in our life is definitely because i always say that yaroslav and i should not prepare. no, let's get this song. here she is cool. let's go. well, i think yaroslav will have a lot of emotions associated
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with these with this song, both good and not very good. uh, maybe about some people who have passed away. unfortunately in his life. well, it happened multiple times. this is his mother, this is and his beloved woman natasha, who , by the way, did a lot for him and will always remain in his heart and in our hearts, but i hope that this song will still cause more warm and pleasant joyful memories. he is not good at it, much quartz , first of all, a wonderful person, very kind, open, honest, and the man is a man of his word, who has a full house at concerts and the audience loves him very, very much, and he achieved everything with his own work. this is cool. right all the time you are in such a position in such a position and we do not catch you. we really love to actually joke always act literally.
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there was a story recently. why am i wearing a cap for a reason? because first i cut my hair, i'll show you, and then he agreed that i just cut his hair on well, so here's the story. we love to joke. e, in our company. he thinks he's ready for any surprise, but we'll surprise him for sure. meet yaroslav sumishevsky. what do you expect from today's surprise not ready for surprises? look can i sing better no? you have a melody that just brings you back to childhood or is torn from the inside, uh, or creates such an atmosphere that you feel that you are flying on wings, paris
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well, if you are returned to childhood, then yes, i really liked to watch. good night, kids and never missed a song tired toys sleep books are sleeping, yet you sang. a. well, yes. you can cry, you can laugh, we don't have strict rules. the main thing is sincere emotions, and everyone shows them. who occupies the main chair of the project, my melody for yaroslav good
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don't leave me, don't leave me angel tomorrow of your friends. hello tell me who are your friends, my friends are viewers. she and i studied at the university on the same course. we've been friends for 20 years. honestly, i didn't expect you guys today. you will see alexey petrukhin turned out to be
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a wonderful artist. uh, friends, not so long ago fine. you see, i had many different thoughts. i didn’t even imagine how a person who smiles all the time can touch me. have fun, and then i saw you. i have this right tears in my eyes, what do you mean this melody is a melody. well, i performed with her at the university. we sang it together with you. yes, that was how many years ago. it would count. oh what you have a lot of years ago. he nude recently. yes, locust, share this some story, what kind of young such a groovy he was
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. i'm joking all the most intimate will remain only there, uh, he was always responsible. uh, since i worked at the university, and i always needed artists who must perform at university events. here is yaroslav and the only person who has never refused me. why were you crying? but i remembered my university years. that's when sharana came straight to me. it's good that i was sitting, so my legs would have buckled. and you generally understood on the last notes, whose eyes were. this is yaroslav your mother's eyes. and your friends dedicated this number to themselves and your mom. your friendship and the moment you shared together. our parents
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are not always with us always in our hearts, they always our angels so your friends decided to make just such a surprise, to let you know that you are a lot for her. so she is always there and for them for everyone, of course, my mother also meant a lot to me and means until now, because she believed that i could succeed. we came from uh, a small mining town in the sakhalin region. ah, that's all. this time my mother was with me. first we went to yuzhno-sakhalinsk to the regional center to study, then mom went with me to moscow too. well, to say so supports me because it 's really hard to leave the countryside for the big city. well, she believed. it is a pity that, of course, she did not see my success. i always think about it, well, i know that she is there in heaven she sees and rejoices and not only
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she, but all the viewers all the viewers and your friends. thanks a lot. it was great yaroslav sumishevsky his close friends. in fact, it was very exciting to really perform in front of yaroslav and for the first time i sing this song. yes, i heard how you are the first sharan and i was trying to shoot straight. well, naturally. i did not succeed. how do you do it. that’s because for all 5 years at the university we sang this song with yaroslavna in the morning at lunch at night, i don’t know if there will be a weekend there, but i was so worried about the guys sitting on the front row in the white place with them my eye twitched. i look, show me your hand, what is the text on your hand. i was so worried about the infection it was touching. i thought that it was impossible to surprise me with anything, but it was touching, really, dear ladies. i want
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16:30 on the channel, russia despite the colossal fame and the title of honored artist , alexei is one of the most modest people i know, but in our chair everything opens up. the main inspiration for this plot was the composer, poet, singer and musician viktor chaika with glyzin they are connected by many years strong friendship for which today they will write a new chapter. vitya hold on , you can do it. vitya come on, come on, i believe you. come on friend, thanks. i won't let this surprise down. we are now cooking for my great friend for lyosha glyzina. well for alex sergeevich glyzin i came cheerful guys, ensemble. cheerful guys in 85 alexei already played drums. there was already a star singing, and that's it. and so, in general, from the eighty-
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fifth year. we worked in the same team , traveled all that could be traveled, and then, when i started writing together, he was the first performer of my songs. you're not, angel, winter garden, or will, now it's all mine. here they were written for lyosha with great warmth, i remember in our time, which we famously lit. no, well, we will learn then too understand, now we’ll sing several times , we met lyoshka back when he was already rocking in the country, and i also came to a restaurant to a musician in the city of pushkin i hid behind a drummer. alyoshka hid behind such a large cactus that no one would recognize him, but then no one recognized him yet. he connects me with alexei. the working moments are stage concert, and the resting ones have to rest together. i said it has to. yes, but that's how it works. sometimes we meet right on the sea. and what are you doing here? and rest becomes immediately different bind more mutual aid. lyosha is a person
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who can help him at the right time, and i can put money on him. i hope he doesn't look at me in the camera either. look, we are being filmed, as if on the sly, and so that together with an earring with vika and vovka yes, you still have to joke. yes, even drink, but stand on the same stage. it's just like some kind of joy, some kind of happiness, my bike's most difficult thing is to keep the intrigue, because i called tears almost every day and keep the intrigue what? we are preparing something and what surprises will be for him so far, which is the most difficult of all that is happening here. i even signed a contract so as not to tell anyone who we are preparing this surprise for, so i'm even afraid. suddenly i see him and don't recognize him right away, then it won't be a surprise for me. i get up. i'll tell you a little secret, for whom i can be pulled out for such a story. uh,
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it’s hard for alexei to refuse, it’s time to invite our hero to the stage alexei glyzin i’ll ask right away if there are any ideas what will happen? i have no idea. honestly. let's let's guess who will take the stage, wife. children are your favorite vegetable saleswoman. well, you see, no ideas, but it's still interesting. it even worries me that some kind of intrigue is being started here. wait, you've been on stage for so many years. is there really anything that can
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excite you, the presence of nikolai baskov always worries me. i have known lyosha glyzin for 100 years , i have never seen him get so excited on stage. i'm already sweating, not the impression that you're waiting for not a song, but just a beautiful striptease. this is good from to all your exes okay last question for you is better a creative gift or a new creative guitar. surprise is what we are capable of. i invite you to take the best seat in the hall. it's time to hear the melody
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beat you managed to remember. this is the excitement before going on stage, after all, you had the main responsibility. you are the surprise. er, of course it did. lyosha and i worked in the merry guys for many years in 1985, and all the musicians were always waiting for this last concert, and he was called green, and then you could joke to the maximum. here i am playing the drums. he sprinkled me with flour. uh, drum. i hit came out hit it all took off. and i would detun the guitar always in the dark. so he came out, damn, we are there uh , which sounds incomprehensible to the soviet union for embezzlement, they could have been arrested, by the way, they easily tried to do it, but we adored her these concerts, these green ones and always knew what you couldn’t imagine. in any case, suddenly do not be offended. i think suddenly i ran. roads day after day and the van the field is clean, this is ours
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habitual house, not great talents, but understandable and forgive us, musicians, i'm beds and jesters. and how did you play the slug on the green, firstly, he is very vindictive. yeah, okay, oh, you just don't know him from all angles. we have known him for a very long time, when he still performed under the pseudonym sergei minaev. and i was alexei glyzin. that was the main one , this was such a period in your life. it was about 50 years old. yes, we, uh, changed twice. i was you, you were me and pasha is sweet with us. remember, he tried to exploit it on stage, the only one now in which city? it was? it was in moscow. but now we don't remember which of us is either the real glyzin or i'm not the present moment. well, guys, this is the time when dementias are already coming. well, it's okay now. although i remember, it's a joke when two older men meet. uh, one says to the other, what do you think is
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better parkinson's or adzheimer's? he says, better parkinson says , why is it better, uh, to spill whiskey than to forget where it stands, you have something connected, and this song written by uh ruslan gorobets in verse, in my opinion, mikhail is a tanishche, and this is the song airport which, uh, our friend sang wonderfully all the time, so this is a song for me. well, it's just so close and incomprehensible. it's not even about the airport. and about our life in general.
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oh, the first group is called fidelity flight. ah. yes, it was in the army. yes, yes, you see, everything is connected with the sky and then in this group. by the way, valera syutkin came after me, he came already to the place, when i did everything there, as if i did it and valera came. hello i'm blaming and flew incredible representatives of our soviet and russian stage. star legends. everyone's favorite artists, and most importantly, great friends who carry their friendship to take colleagues vladimir martin sergey minaev victor chaikov and alexei glyzin i wish you all a wonderful flight for many, many more years. we 've been seeing each other so rarely lately, and that's why today this one is so, uh, it's a holiday for me. so it's no secret that more
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i'm worried no less than him, because i also took part in the preparation, and the melody, which will sound for taisi became one of the key ones in her career and marked the beginning of our friendship. we all can't wait to see the reaction. i prepared the singer olesya povaliy for my wife and prepared surprise and thought for a very long time, so to speak, i could not give an answer to the program's music editor. yes, what song? what a surprise? hey, one, two, two, three, four, six, the warmest, most sincere memories , yes, from her creative life, so to speak, i will not only estimate. i thought it was maybe our very close family friend, and nikolai baskov is an amazing person, a great artist and just a holiday person.
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taisiya povaliy’s husband igorelihut called me and says, kolya, you know, here is my program , my melody, and i have an idea for you to sing one of your flock of joint songs, and first i pointed you far away. well, like between us the city. we don't meet often. he says no says come on if the opportunity is okay and sing the song that started it all and your meeting and uh this takeoff incredible maximum graphic number in fact, he built all day. i can’t even imagine how she will feel now, because in fact. you imagine almost 19 years have passed 19 years. e with this song and i am sure that she will be happy on the one hand, on the other hand. i know how she takes everything emotionally. i think that she will not stand it, or not, or
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really pay off the attention, prepared and music, first of all, my beloved woman. yes, we are already alive. let's say for many years together so. yes, this year will be 30 years, as we are together, in addition, that this is a beloved woman. yes, this is my wife. this is a person whom i madly respect and idolize as a singer. that's because for me she is the golden voice of my heart, so i prepared for taisiya such the best surprise performed by one of the best, and the voices of europe at least applause, i invite you to this stage, an amazing singer and a gorgeous woman taisiya povaliy
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applause you look amazing, as always, well, expect something from this project. oh, i don’t even know, honestly i’m so worried, kohl doesn’t understand at all what awaits me. today i will tell you. we will put you in a very comfortable chair, and then something incredible , unimaginable will happen. just wondering. oh, my beloved, dear taisia, i ask you to take the chair of the project my melody and tune in to the performance for you. let's hear a melody
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dedicated me, and my heart cannot give my fame to me. i promised a fire. we burned madly in it, who is to blame will not understand until until now, the fact that we all of a sudden lost it, let me go sick, then extinguish. it's wild fire. it's wild fire. the heights of the abyss, i 'll break, let go. i won't be back. i won't be back.
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lie to us. rings i cried, it's so touching. listen, what were you doing here in the studio, some kind of magic or what? i just brought tears to my eyes, i held on for a long time, and then i still couldn’t stand it, i was worried, seeing you. you are still crying, i messed up where to enter, because this is our melody with you , it is important to me. this is 2004. igor remembers how it all happened, first of all, flowers. thank you for remembering us in 2004. oh
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this is a difficult year in my life difficult and happy. difficult year, because in my life there were very big problems, let's say, and immediately compensated me, heaven met you with coffee. maybe i was a punishment for you a year later and i understand that this is a chance to go on go on, no matter what. kohl you are my opportunity. do you remember my incredible creative inspiration, igor, how it was when we arrived on tour together? ah, and uh, taisia invited nikolai. well, actually, we came to our house together, had barbecues. i was also with my ex-wife. and we came to our house. and ah. taya says that you know, kolya, i will be
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recording a new song right now. and kolya says, and what song? he says, well, such a song is there, it's there in a subtone there, and i say, listen, i'll take the tape recorder out into the street, because we sat in the gazebo on the street and put it on. yes, it was about one in the morning listening to the song. and kolya says, listen , this is a ready-made duet. so with kolya we decided to record this song as a duet. they called right away. e sound director. who got caught the first, so to speak, on the list, who answered the phone on the second night. in fact, we arrived at the studio. and this is phenomenal. let me go, open your hand. it's all written down for relaxation. and we can say that we, in a state of complete happiness of the atmosphere of freedom, recorded this song, and when
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we woke up the next evening, the song was already mixed and then this song blew up. well, in general, the entire post-soviet space in 2005 . we got a lot of awards for this song. uh, i remember when taya first flew to moscow and we went out to sing together. this duet, the public did not yet know thaisia at all, but for me it is a great happiness in my creative life that i helped to hear a million. millions of people have such an amazing luxurious singer. yes, i am igor thank you very much for being and being and staying in my life. you are very dear people to me. i thought that on this show i can't not sing for you because we sing with each other all the time. thank you and the car doesn't end there for you too and from me
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flowers. and i kiss this bear cub so that it always warms you. if it were my will, i would give you flowers every day, but this is always done by your madly loving husband igor lifuta from taisiy povaliy your applause bravo i invite you to the backstage. i'm coming with you. i'm coming with you. no , this is, of course, this is a song. this is life in general, right? oh, i will cry again, in general. this song is some kind of unreal hmm kolya but it's magic from this it all started and you understand, of course, for me, you know incredible emotions when she sat down in a chair. i was sure that when the first ones would play. uh, so you melodies, then it will rush before her eyes, all our meetings, all
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our concerts, all our e, tears, all our joys, all our experiences. that is, this song is as long as ours. uh, vera's relationship was strict. today i am glad that i got you the most incredible emotions. thanks i love you again. thank you, bright shades of cream paint with hyaluronic acid cactus and your hair will not remain in the shade. this is the prevention and treatment of colds and mushrooms, even for expectant mothers babies from the first days of life. cold, where are you? here cupid wanders with a quiver full of arrows , the boy walks cupid is some incredible example of endless courage in childhood dreamed of virgins, even did acrobatics, what do you love more than singing and eating? i love sweet. here we have a corridor made a surprise for my mother. you just
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hello andrey andrey malakhov's hot show tomorrow at 18:00 on the channel russia choice professional exactly toyota that this mother is also a professional exactly in the center of pain by caring for the closest, and melodic exact solution for free movement. next guests. you see, in our chair, only after a week , this time should be enough to digest the murderous. today you watched the most touching music show my melody so far.
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very lazy, decided to relax more and was in no hurry, of course, he was late for the meeting and lost his place in the calendar, so the rabbit was unanimously chosen. in this regard , this year is called differently, who is the cat. and who is the rabbit, she is still the symbol of the year 2023, the black water rabbit, and he comes once every 60 years , the rabbits have excellent health. i must say they have excellent immunity, which allows you to fight with various needles, therefore, in the year of the rabbit, it is necessary. take care rather zealously about one's health and at the same time it is necessary, as medicine says, to bring oneself into a good mood. but humor should help in this, let's start with a conversation about advertising , the main task of advertising is to make an elephant out of a fly . oh what a charm and silence. in doing so
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, they have the ability to fly. this is a subtle art of convincing the buyer that he has been dreaming all his life about the thing that he sees for the first time in his life. the scheme is such that you watch an advertisement on tv in it, they advertise a magazine, they buy a magazine, and then there is an advertisement for a store, you go to the store, and there they sell tvs. buy, you turn on the tv, and there again is an advertisement for the same magazine. i somehow went to an advertising agency, and there that day an order was being developed for advertising chulkov. oh, what was going on there? everyone wanted to put these stockings on themselves an experiment? this is an employee, he put on stockings and is trying to compose an advertising slogan. this is
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money for a barrel for the newly connected today we talked about the features of the coming year of the rabbit, one of my acquaintances was indignant in this context of the conversation. how can you live like a human if every year is a year some cattle? well, what can you do, friends this year, all people are brothers rabbits easy to be a brave tiger. and you try to become a brave rabbit life. the one who is still
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a magician likes to get rabbits out of the hat, and the rabbit gets out of the hat. a magician, i suppose he thinks, well, how did you all get me. i want to address this rabbit, my friend. we met you, as expected, some since the thirty-first of december. they still can't stop. you be kind. don't be angry with us. bring us good luck and good mood it’s for the mood, as soon as people don’t joke with us, and i collect everything, i collect it all my life , i collect these jokes in my notebook. sometimes it seems to me that our person does not have five senses, but six sixth - this is a sense of humor. here we have a family of humor in high esteem, i ask my son where is the thing that peels potatoes. and he
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a nervous situation. what needs to be done, one flared up, the other should extinguish this matter with humor, it turns out with humor. it might work. i have a very jealous wife. she told me where were you, bullets flew towards you, dear, bullets, what bullet did they see you with another ricochet? give god's character went on a business trip. she is calling me. hello hello dear. how are you? what are you doing? yes, i'm lying in bed falling asleep. and you. and i'm sitting in a bar behind your back watching you toss and turn and can't sleep. calls her friend, katyuha you say lost weight well. what kind of diet let's share, kolis potatoes, beets, zucchini,
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carrots, boil or fry? at work we have humorous people very, very even colleagues. i was recently informed. i have two news, he says, bad good, as in a joke, well, start with the bad, i was fired for good, what and you too. you know, for which they fired, then reinstated, of course, because they went too far with humor. you don't have to do this, the chief's wife came to him and waited for him in the waiting room. and i kind of blurted out to her as a joke. yesterday it seemed like another one came, and i realized that humor should not be evil youth. we often have tough jokes. i saw this
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picture, what is it? i don’t know, full of ladies, a guy on a moped ran into her while crossing the street, he couldn’t ride, he said. you also need to know where to joke. and where not to joke. here is an example at customs. why joke there? there, people are seriously engaged in the business of one at the customs, they asked if there are piercing, cutting ones. he said, of course the sweater, the college thong cut it, then examined it for 2 hours. my grandfather's humor was a great humorist, when he was well over 80. i asked him if you were in love at first sight. believe me, at my age, my granddaughters' eyesight
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fails. need to touch. a five-year-old child told me a joke, they are sitting, they say , a man and a cat are sitting on the heaps, the man is sad , he says that his wife did not give birth to a cat, don’t worry. auntie was coming to visit us from kostroma, she sent a text message to the train. i started. or here in the market i heard one misspoke. you have owl smoking, thinking filinukora. no, there are only sex crabs. do you have potatoes for planting?
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no pancake, take off less buyer yelled at the seller. what kind of dead are you selling? it's not honey. it's burnt sugar. and i didn't deceive you. the seller is speaking. i clearly wrote linden honey. hurricanes in many regions gave birth to this anecdote. call imagine he's the one back like that they
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played. a whole clown. it is necessary, it turns out one person in the age told me. i always pocket 1,000 with an address just in case i can't get home on my own, well, so they can get me somehow i i asked what you write there, well, the address where to deliver paris boulevard is such nonsense, you live in mytishchi, but my wife has already visited paris twice.
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tinnitus, what does it mean grandpa - it's applause. now my son is already in the tenth grade and met his literature teacher. she told me with a smile that in an essay on the topic when childhood ends. my vova wrote childhood ends when mom stops hiding sweets, and dad starts. want to be beautiful, smile is the password
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