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closed the trunk. women complain that men cannot be dragged into the shops. so let's do it cabanas are transparent, then it will be another matter. one husband accompanies his wife shopping, you couldn't help saying. drop me here. go on yourself, and the other. maybe he accompanies his wife in the shopping center . in general, the wife disappeared, thinking that he was somewhere behind to call him, where do you remember my dear fish, jewelry, where did you like the diamond ring, and i didn’t have enough money, but i promised to buy it for you , of course, beloved. well, here i am in the bar next to this store. come here for a beer calculate. it is rightly said that a good husband
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the parodist had a suggestion to listen to how, according to this classic, if they lived in our time , they wrote poems in their own style on the topic of the pandemic and a man and a girl, an old man and a baby, all passers-by will be infected by a terrible grandfather. covid. vladimir mayakovsky eye. wipe and carefully. look , bourgeois rubbish descended on the city with an overseas monstrous snout. and we soap with soap. come on, comrade , don’t stand like a stump, my soap, clean your three hands
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and put the stump in a pose that is offensive to this covid infection with soap, soap, soap. vladimir vysotsky i don't like to be at home and to read and fumble telegrams. i do not like it when the temperature and cough crushes the bronchi in the morning. i don't like dokolik. yes, i don’t smell the liver, bread, ear and sausage, when i’m sitting alone at a distance, like a ferocious wolf driven into the forest, how hard it is inside such a routine to stand in the port for a big ship, and then all your quarantines. i i will never love again. afanasy fet i came to you with a vision to tell you that everything is gone.
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the tenth floor, he wants to buy 10 rolls of toilet paper. bought wants to blame the new lada kalina and you are of no use. it's funny you both sit for a walk. i came to the theater to watch a play. what other performance is called the plague, both of your houses garlic. lead, mom and i will watch the play, merry widow, don’t be nervous, i understood everything, i’m silent tk isolation from now on, it’s only scary
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with you mom i'm with you dude, good evening. yes, good for you already seven petrovich glad you see. by the way, i have one question for you, of course, i will be men, well, what for this isolation. we want, and you sit in our kitchen from morning to evening, go to work. excuse a. who are you? i am your job you just lost me forever. and who
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are you? we are your money leaving you forever. wait, how can we stay at home, wear masks, do not remove gloves, keep your distance, walk according to the schedule. better stay at home. a disgusting virus is quietly wandering around and the whole world is shaking from it, and moscow is all sitting at home, so as not to happened, while singing strange words. but we don't care, it doesn't matter how we've been locked up for a month. in the same first in my life to
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classics of the humorous genre drunk husband came home late, wife. naturally, he asks where he was, he justifies the first freak option, where you disappeared for two weeks, dear, you won't believe it. stepanovich sneezed, so we were in quarantine in his garage , you know? option two, but the fact that you came home drunk is okay. why is he behind you? scratched? and you won't believe it, i couldn't go. oral brought. the third
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-called united west, everything is confused determining the important things in the logic in the life strategy in the adoption of laws and, most importantly, the trap that the west fell into. they confused lies with the truth, thereby opening pandora's box , that is, by telling a lie, he believed in it and fell into the trap of events that harmed him. you turned out to be the reigning confusion where the mess reigns, and when they didn’t try to get out of this problem and to self-confidence, snobbery, not allowing them to think logically, everything was completely confused
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up to chaos, as the russian philosopher said. valentin grudchev. confusion in the minds of her and all sorts of confusion in life sinful mixed up with the righteous comic sediomatic common sense snarky at such a time. we live with you. that's how it is now remember now, i'll close my eyes and see. lucy and i arrive at the registry office for us solemnly announcing. no. nothing
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strange, marry vorobyova, not golubeva, i will marry lyudmila, she is vorobyova, who is marrying? don't confuse anything. previously , they were never going to marry the vorobyovs. it wasn't even in my mind. she can confirm it, then everything is right for you statements. no, the next couple is coming in. come in a month, write a new statement to the little head or there is a bottle of champagne from your hand, the police immediately arrived. well, again, the groom wet himself, does that mean?
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immediately in the car well, that's right, telechkin we have a group rape. you want to go with him, or rather, i don’t want to, but i am a trolley according to my passport. what did that say to you? take what they give, or do you think that you have not been given enough, i still can't breathe. well , in short, i went to the clinic and got a new card for my last name in the registry
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quarrel with his wife. the investigator fired a control shot. you are a mare, such a healthy stallion, you would be embarrassed to swing the right here, well, a peasant crushed to me immediately came out of the dz. hello i'm from a funeral services agency land and people, where we lie down, where we calm down. vostretsov nenets biryulyovo-commodity do not want to eat a wonderful place between the great-grandmother of the taiwanese and the grandmother of the uritsky, a beauty, a woman all around centuries-old pines authorities and such a hand does not pull there, but my hand is already numb, i won’t lie down. i changed my mind, opened my eyes above me lucy moose
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or, in principle, this cannot happen. well, we come to the registry office registrar, what solemnly announces to us? your application is no do not worry needlessly, never and never. if you have lost something, well, think about it, trouble will return your textbooks to the lost and found office, but please do not lose your sense of humor. please don't lose your sense of humor.
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sister so i'm so romantic, i gave the floor painkiller. yeah, well, but kalinin nu from ward 506 has a fever. i gave him an antipyretic to say, i will definitely pass it on. which ones already, otherwise you'll be late, goodbye, while you sign up, you'll figure it out yourself. ok, deal. well, thank you, and there you will figure it out without me. good morning, again all
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, you don’t see, or what? she is without glasses and what are pigeons in without glasses, blind as a mole? so let's get out of here. enough mockery. paul where have you been? tanka tanka, let's go, i 'll tell you everything, why i'm late, can you imagine the bus well? well, yes, i'm the manager. listen and veronika
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well, cosentsev, have you heard cosines? uh, no, you haven’t heard yet, you’ll hear the kozints, cat, cat. hello. mikhail matveevich hello a who are you? i haven't seen you here before. i'm an ophthalmologist konstantin yakovlev . did my daughter bring you here? yes veronika mikhailovna veronika mikhailovna don't you have yet? okay, so we got to know each other.
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therefore, you have all the possibilities. and who says what is here? in terms of? i at all developed one project. i hope to implement it. find sponsors for the team. let's see. listen, what kind of project can you tell? i'm sorry, why would you? well, you don't think that i'm a simple supply manager i'm an engineer, and here the only thing is that time, money, attacks are needed, i finished the baumanka. there you go, take a look if you want.
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come on, let's go, yes, veronica, come in. hello meet this is zhanna my best friend. very nice konstantin what would you like to clarify? do we have a discount system in the salon? why are you interested in this? the fact is that one of my clients chose a frame, but it turned out to be too expensive for her. so i thought, and we can make a discount of 30, say 50%. why on earth veronika mikhailovna believe me, it will be a great marketing ploy, this girl is a student. it's very close to the hostel. i think there are a lot of guys with bad eyesight, and i'm sure they would turn to us, but they are afraid of our
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prices. and if we, for example, announce a promotion for all students, lose a little from the margin, we have discounts and get quality. hmm i think yes very good, that is, do you agree, right? yes, no, yes , you have all the men no. and i have big plans for it. here i will process it such a diamond will turn out, huh? see that he has not processed you before. in terms of. how easily he knocked out a discount from you, obviously for some of his women, a marketing ploy, and you were seduced. yes, well, so that in a couple of hours you can
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glasses will be ready to drive up. thank you very much konstantin goodbye. i don't want to scare you, but that's too much of a regression in such a short amount of time. kostya is a marketing ploy, you are talking about a student fuse. why did i fuse exclusively for the good of the cause, but for the good of the cause. it does not bother us to get to know each other better, there are no
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so come on, what's the best? yes? that's better? well, how do you like it here? yes? not bad, to be honest, i'm not very used to such places, but i'm used to it. meet these are my friends, please. and what do you do anyway? in general , i treat people, though the future, why not a plastic surgeon? it's the steeper pay.
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everything wants to remove itself negative is very helpful. the grandfather with whom we went to bath. it was a whole ritual, hello andrey andrey malakhov's hot show tomorrow at 18:00 on the russia channel remember what you were told when you decided to open a business, custom jewelry. yes, who will buy it, but you did not listen, because you do everything. no not like this.
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