with kalinowski, yes, even more than that, now he is waiting for us at my restaurant. i made an appointment with him. i told you i'd be nice to you. that's just not you. in the morning you will be near i will kill. where are my parents theodosius? you came from feodosia to study teaching. but then he entered the correspondence course.

and what, i'm studying now, you better know. i hope that continue the logical chain husband dog bugs. light extinguish call me, please, hostess, it's inconvenient for me to listen since yesterday.

hello my dear main character of today's full house people's artist of russia vladimir minokur, who has not even a thousand, but millions of fans and we all happily congratulate him on his birthday and. of course, we wish our beloved magician of humor, good health, even more fans and the same insanely funny numbers, like the one that will open our program. here is

one. from our village to the woman got through directly to the line to herself. took say something good there it is, how are you? how is your health, vladimir vladimirovich , you’ve seen everything there, sit straight on your horse. don't fall not also baidin. this one could not even climb onto the ladder of aircraft, what did she say? let's cry to him, you had a girlfriend, help the men drink too much. everyone in our village drinks. she says, well, well, it’s necessary, damn it, this is what we have before yes, almost no one drinks. our

chickens don't drink. ducks don't drink. siddichki, generally do not tolerate. that's it. and then. i called our governor. the governor forgot that in his region the working day will end, and according to moscow time , it's time to distribute written instructions. and here and here to him personally. called, and

mobile phone turned off. what did i do with my wife on our wedding night? and the governor took criticism like that for 200 kilometers on foot, because the car will not get to us with the money that was allocated for the road. so i bought myself a limousine, that is, there is something to ride, and not here. this is such a human tragedy. yes , here i am, in short, i gathered everyone and said.

mine must also defeat alcoholism, because the president will come and sniff everyone. let's make a plan. what needs to be done, first of all, grandfather. kolya says, you're sorry, but in first of all you put on your pants, because it's distracting. the governor said, so let 's not get distracted by trifles, at first we'll look at the program and turned on this life is great on tv with malysheva, where she is in a cookie suit with a sign on her head.

the governor said. the governor said you yourself are morons. suggest how can we overcome drunkenness? kolki on baba got up and says, but you need to hang it on the board. photos of all drunkards and write malicious drunks. that's what he was ashamed of and then it turned out that the pictures of drunkards. completely match the photos. these are on honor board. decided to put the second board. and they just nailed a new plate, forgot

to remove the old one, and it turned out to be evil. the governor sends messages to his mobile phone. what is the percentage of the population sobered up via satellite? the governor was so frightened that he put on underpants, moreover, over his pants and a fourth on his head. and when he walked down the street and sent an air kiss, here, but not to

get through. he took the phone and threw it into the river. the diver got out and told you the phone. the governor with shaking hands and heard firstly

, the governor again gathered everyone and said it was necessary to shoot a video. how do we work to solve the demographic problem? ninka they say we 're shy, we can't grandfather yegor says i can. his grandmother speaks. come on, don't trynde. it's been nothing for 30 years. he says that it’s right, but then i’ll say so, i can hold the camera, nothing will distract me from shooting. here's how much the cunning one says. and let's download an adult movie from the internet. video adventures of unleashed chicks

mr. president in our village is very high level of education. says, well , who are these two men in leather thongs, why are they gossips? black people

have the sun all the time. he says, for example, why does one shepherd solve the demographic problem, and with another shepherd state funds? yes, but this is if this is your village, why do you have palm trees in the center of siberia in december and you can see the ocean and it says welcome to california , the governor looked up into the sky, and at that time the stars formed letters in the sky and i

see everything. you have been fired due to the loss of the governor fell to his knees and said i 'll fix everything. excuse me please, the stars have formed a new constellation. the governor repented and sold the limousine for all the bribes. bought ice cream for the children built a road found a job. he himself flew on cranes and declared gratitude to everyone. well, of course, to be honest, the ending is fabulous. you understood fabulously. but

the fact that in many regions there are no roads. and governors drive limousines, don't they? if you have so feel free to call. agree with friends, excellent acting work, and meanwhile there was a time when vinokur dreamed of being a singer and only a singer, he even participated in a vocal competition. and prepared him for this competition. none other than his friend lev leshchenko and what came out of it you now and you will see, when i was a student still finishing college, the levarian decided to prepare me for a competition in the vocal, because he thought that i would still continue. uh, as if we

had the same teacher in the tradition of guitars, and lyova prepared me for the allied competition of artists as a vocalist. on the first round i had to sing a song that was called kakhovka. he called the musicians for me, they rehearsed everything, but when i entered the first round of this competition and agreed , the jury began to laugh, then crawled. here, and then they told me, thank you. we don't keep you any longer. ah, we don't need a second ladder. that's because i was a leo who taught me. i went out, as such they say, you know what a young man. you go to our personal office. well, despite the failure in the dream competition. singing at vinokur's came true

volodya was admitted to the moscow operetta theater, where he successfully played several roles, and then the gonokor turned into a populist. in the seventies, the samotsvety ensemble was led by yuri malikov and once i asked volodya, how did you turn from vocalists into a humorist and i heard very simply this case, fry walked past my room where i rested and, well, played the fool there, yes, i sang in the hotel in the voice of magomayev a song from the repertoire of gems. he opened the door and says, listen a. i thought soap. i got up on the sherem, it is necessary to make a number on this topic, and here it is. i wanted why

don't perform?

premiere on the channel russia do not say that this is my daughter you knew today to be a stepmother for a teenager, who else is a pleasure and you want your parents, and not strangers to babysit because of me i was a free man. i'll understand, if you change your mind, polar waltz on monday at 21:20 songs with all my heart andrey malakhov's evening show tomorrow 18:00 on the channel, russia

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cinema life on the weekends goes down. if anything, call me i hate you. marry me . i just want you to have a chance to start living. first your dark deeds will premiere today at 21:00 on the channel , russia reminds friends that the hero of today's full house is people's artist of russia vladimir vinokur however, our program is not the tale of vinokur's life and not his creative portrait. this, i would say , is a kind of mosaic of curious facts , interesting details of rare shots that will no doubt help you get to know your

favorite artist. i think that few people know what was the second number of vinokur when he worked in the gem ensemble, and the number was very unusual. imagine from the very beginning of the concert, vinokur was sitting in the hall among the audience , no one paid attention to him. nobody knew him then, and then, but what happened then you will recognize her now, as they say firsthand. i was sitting in the hall and at one point. i went to the stage, and given that we worked at sports palaces and lyod, i walked, stumbling, falling, and a crowd of police officers on duty usually ran after me. here i am, i always ran first. once i stopped a little in the city of kuibysh, and my aunt caught up with me. these pasha, in my opinion, she caught up with me and just saddled me and i said, and the bully began to be taken out of the hall. i

fell because i fell, and at that time i accidentally fell, and i was already approaching the stage. here is the scene. here malikov stands presnyakov with this pipe there, uh, glyzin and everyone laughs without yes, they die, and i tell him, tell her that i am talking, yes, the hooligans have been caught and are talking. well, okay, let him come to us, that is. so she says, i'll take him out. no, let him come in, and they keep getting sick at home. she says, fucking no, well, let him come in, he can be in our team. that is, i say, yes, i want to. well, i say faster, in short, she lets me go, i crawl up all the water in this snow. so i begin to say that i, uh, work. i wanted to check here - he himself, and who do you work for? i work with alist. uh, salute tomato cucumbers here on a vegetable base. here, and in the hall hoho, yes, then i start drinking with them, uh, and then they give me this jacket.

do you remember yes, but in the second branch? i already left. eh, fully did the number. and in general, there was a wild success, and when the concert had already ended, and i was walking. uh, she came up to me and said. you see the janitor, what he says, and if it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t be allowed, or an apartment, yes, i said, i will always be grateful to you, because you are artists, she believed that i was base tomatoes, yes, yes, and now i got . goal sorry friends this number is not, but do not worry. now we will see another number, which has already become a classic. hello r. mom, she will ask.

remembered, 41 years of age for these mature mothers, she says, we need to get to know each other. so get used to it, it will give you a lifetime. everyone says good.

hello no, now it's a day off together without any. no one spilled it. this mother otmazyvaet me like fertilizer. and i didn’t all fall out , i know everything, mom and i every wind. i tell you , and mom health introduced this health magazine. she says, maybe you need citizenship yourself, on the contrary, bald along the river, therefore. when is

22 what? and not a familiar woman, why? she tells you all the same thing. i don't need this for nothing. clinic next head to the reception then

friends vinokur's profession requires firmness of character, but at the same time vinokura is surprisingly soft touching and even sentimental and in evidence. look at the footage taken in the house where he spent his childhood. this is a famous oven. here is the old oven. she was drowning. that's so tall. he stood. usually he stood like this, thinking, he was warming his hands, inviting us to warm his grandchildren. here he was a healthy man, never sick. and he he always came to us already. we are in another apartment on a new vein, he comes and on may 1 there, well, holidays are usually a ritual. we had to

go to the bath for a swim. i rubbed his back, then sat down at the table, somewhere i took a glass of vodka, full full. yes, he drank it, ate it, then we saw him off. yes, get out to your grandmother and that's it. and one moment. i remember, on may 1, he began to drink, which means he drank half a glass of a boat for dinner and put it down and says. here and now he felt, and indeed he soon died. and you know, only now, uh, after we arrived in kursk, here i visited and saw some people. in general, it seems that you have been known for so long. but it began to understand, only now. yes, i mean that what i said is sitting in me, okay? i mean, this little house, and i always want a little house. although i live in big houses and there are no big guests, big cities and still i remember this small one-story house. from this oven,

my dears, it's time to see what vinokur is on stage? wife by her parents in her parents' apartment. as hamlet would say poor yurik both parents of the wife have violent sclerosis on the basis of owning real estate, they ask me every day. who are you here? hierarchy i have a high authority, and i 'm a little inferior to the rating of the cat. 10 years at work vest crying. to see him

tired of all this he took. i rented an expensive suit, did a manicure, and in all this splendor, my absence came home to me. well, thank god they didn’t know vitka in person , so ivan with an english accent vitek with an english accent started my crazy rada that i am the sole heir to the ten millionth fortune of my uncle who died there in america, you hear, he complained that he told me not at home that he had to leave for new york on business, and he would return in a month. and i will sign the documents and enter into the domain. with this money and family money

, the minister worked for the incoming stroke. i was dumbfounded. right in front of me is the mother-in-law in the russian folk sundress kokoshnik in her hands under her nose with bread and salt holding a drunken old woman says, and eat bread and salt is a sign of love and respect. i even looked back thinking, she loves me, respects me, why was it 10 years. eat my gold.

i know this loaf, so i suspected a little about it. i think you even think of some kind of provocation. so i take it straight, loaf she is in my face under my nose. i even took a step back, and then he rushed at my feet, like a kite, and became shoelaces. i think that all doubts have disappeared, they want to hang it on the laces with their sleeves and said. this is the one called

only once. i say i have always loved you like a son. let me smack you the fuck, and he every day he smacked me, as he waved, well, vodyary, yes, and he immediately says, you are a schmuck. you schmuck, immediately came to life says, i was wrong so often. if you want my gold, hit me where arby takes me. yes? it's necessary. yes, here 's the most intimate guess. yes, she, hit me, my golden, cunning. i think if she had told me in the morning, i would have passed out, not an asshole. and here i mean, i thought, that's how it would be, well, here, with this one blow,

the damage is maximum. just waved. let's go to dinner soon, dear said. there are mother-in-laws here, i picked them up in my arms, and on the kitchen was brought in by the wife, she says we have salmon skewers for dinner tonight. so, cutlet in kiev tsarskaya hodgepodge steamed sterlet. i think they want to feed him for sure and to sell all my organs for organs, too, for the time being, he thinks that they feed him like that because of kindness. yes, just relax in the sausage,

see? they sweated at my place to watch tv. i'm no longer in my arms. here he says crazy. maybe i'm on my way to the store for a beer. i mean, i didn't believe it. you know, in one phrase four times i was killed by nafig, honey, i run away for you and for a beer to the control. do you want the last beer

? that's what they asked me in this house when you die. i took pivka in a liter. zero mother-in-law to me sponges with a napkin.

here the wife says, beloved. i am begging you. go to bed shouldered and you see 10 years. she had a headache, rather my chick came to me. i want to fulfill my marital duty in 10 years on a quarterly basis, even if i'm hungry. but more than two blocks will not work. he fell asleep like the dead. a mosquito woke me up in the morning. so they caught this mosquito until then. usually i was asked in this house. you will what? long story short, they took me to work, but i

don't know bill to work. and suffer all my life or live like a human being for a month. what will happen? in our studio, to your numerous requests, songs dedicated to names are again heard, first of all, this is for my mother, i wanted a boy. hello andrey

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they will say if we get married. i've been waiting for this moment for 20 years. yes, alena found a helicopter with nastya as a joke , the premiere on the russia channel and the results of the examination to the helicopter. why did the accident happen ? the results are still preliminary at this time. moment, the main version technical malfunction of the helicopter gas tank, this is the cargo compartment. wait kids. killed sometimes the price of truth is too high. you gave me the head of the population that these two would shut up if vanya's helicopter was really blown up. do you think those people who did it? let it, the truth get to the bottom. on monday at 20:1

20 and now, friends, i want to show you footage taken more than 30 years ago. well, they came, there is an entrance, the tenth such service entrance. i met them. well then, in general, everything, as they say, is young unknown to anyone and no one needs, in principle, so i meet them and say, guys glad to see you, please come in. well, of course, the duty officer, the entrance to the luzhniki sports palace, she whom kharlamov mikhailov saw and, of course, tretiak she says about

the guys come in, and i'm the last one, as it were , the owner, yes, yes, she says, young man. well, you don't have to wait. that's how it was necessary for the big athletes and from here. here is the service entrance. when we passed, then, volodya was not with us, it turns out that he was detained in this the checkpoint and asked for his ticket , of course, he didn’t have tickets, and then i said , yes, this is our substitute player. here is a new young cska player when he was let through, but he was a little, of course, he was not very pleased. maybe they didn't let him in because he invited us to the concert, and he came up and said, yes, today i'm a substitute player, but tomorrow i'll try to get out of the main players. just saw a third. he says to me, listen, well, are you already like me, almost a lieutenant colonel or what? i say no, we have a general.

goat in this volodya will not exaggerate on the stage. now he is really a general of humor, many of you, my dear ones, do not even believe that there was a time when vinokur almost became a builder. once, at a concert, i received such a note and such a question, vladimir anatolyevich, is it true that you worked at a construction site and graduated from a technical school of construction and of course. where does the setting work? here is the wife, until now, she says, she is 35 years old, we have never seen you drive in a nail. not kefir, but just when i came to the setting, the understudy of the master at our degree practice was there foreman, the main thing is the settings. you know the master is the second person, and i was the understudy master, that is, well, as it were, the third fifth is 5 rubles. at that time, he gives

a foreman. bun french sausage sliced ​​​​and kefir why kefir i did not understand at first, but then i understood when the master pours me a glass of vodka and it went. all i have to drink. he says, we sort of, well , we register you in the builder builder, he takes 250 immediately, but i waved these 250. he says, quickly with kefir, i quickly grow kefir, canner times. he says okay. it's okay. wait. or maybe he says sausages early, well, such a poet was such a wino. well, here my father was the head of the construction department of a huge scream. vinokur has arrived. it was in kursk. and i

have already accepted. this glass waited for it to go. on the street, 25 °, the heat carried out there a heating main jumped took this shovel. well done, the masters should work like this next to the workers, then you will understand. how much is a pound famously how to earn bread. and i'm standing there, i think, i would have left faster, i would fall there now heat sink into a puddle into a huge puddle, in short, here i passed the first exam for this matter. here, then the foreman often recalled, because

try it at home, drink vodka and drink class with kefir. 40 years have passed with an extra feeling of colossal to some extent precisely thanks to the foreman of the peat bog, about whom vladimir vinokur vinokur had just told and became a paratrooper. it happened after yuri malikov suggested that our hero do a number. volodya, with the knowledge of his mother, decided to test his gift as a parodist of the nation. one of the foreman workers there, uh. i worked with him, as if i were an understudy. my father was in the kitchen at home, and my mother was there, so in another room, and

suddenly, so, uh, my father is already talking, saying, i heard a voice that insulted anu, yulna. and what is this natalmovich here, what is this bright come and go. i would tell me that it is not. here's how it tumbled. well, i tell him, and he told me that my father and i ran out, and my mother was standing, and i said that the hole came to the child. i say yes, and natalia pressed. he says well it says hit exactly. that was such a bridge, such a mini exam. yes, and i realized that i can. help

au how beautiful is my motor silhouette? i love myself to tears, this is clowy - this is class. this is work and one thing. kuma will direct. i

love myself to tears without a mind. i love i love you more i'm beautiful, lord god. between the songs they put the music on words, where the artists are always on the music on the bottle of words, i stand, and not about something else. i am beautiful, but there is a master. i stand, actually give together. antonov songs.

they left me on the old ones. people come to know me. here aladdin kept all the happiness in the lamp, but i wear a hat and go and sleep, and therefore i didn’t pass my success , because i don’t like songs on the radio, because

my model hat is not visible there. rich, and if i stop opening my own hat company. you prayed to the sea, i swam money ahead for you, i asked generously. i'm angry, i'm waiting for the instructor bolts, waiting, butterfly, my friend heard a splash. no you. you are my friend, you

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to extend to friends around the world premiere friday at 21:30 on the russia channel in general, she came from the hospital. and how they changed the cinema on weekends was wrong. i guess i also speak english and not bad. friends

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, friends, and the friendship of distillers leshchenko i i could tell a lot and for a long time, but i think that they themselves told the truth about this in the song. walk someone back and forth, right? you really are a superstar, you are a slim guy and you sing like that. but he wants whoever you want, whoever you want will drive you crazy, but it just so happened

to my fate. i imitate you all my life and your flowers are brought to me from afar lyova is the star of the merry and put lyova of course, we will share the throne for life, we managed to become related. we're just beautiful eagle. bird let not together we watch dreams with you to each other all our lives unfaithful, we are always a mountain after each other, but still you believe, but still you are the first, but

still you are the first, and i am the king, you don’t know how, my friend, we will always reach the sky together forever. we are heights second. i will be the second, i will be the first. we are just some kind of force proud bird. we're just some head eagle beautifully. bird. oh, we will share in a brotherly way, we stuck to life, we did not have time to israel. we are just some kind of head

yelling, beautiful, mountain bird. friends must say what to prepare each new number for you can’t bake pancakes for this performance, so every day there are rehearsals in the vinokur theater. alla, in the green garden of the house, they will go to the street of time, and now in the evening the crucifixes are burning with a little frisky dance, they want to go in the voice of eggs

together on the street, where the guys will go, here i will sing with a clear voice, we will pause a little, then we will continue the rehearsal, but with us dear. the guest came, this regina igor dubovitskaya, she wanted to say a few words to you, she wanted, first of all, you. happy birthday, thank you yes and, i'm sorry, i want to ask you a few questions you will also be interested in listening to, therefore. volodya tell me how you met mark bernes i'm sure that this story is unknown, even to your artists in kursk at the age of 14. i became the winner of the

regional competition. i sang in the choir in the palace of pioneers and was a soloist for the song. do the russians want wars. it means that i was awarded by the regional committee of the komsomol with a trip to artek and vartek, i was lucky, because when i was awarded the award , i came to this shift. e, gagarin yuri alekseevich is the photograph. i have a reward he gives, and yuri alekseevich gagarin sits down . so i turned back home to the cosmonauts. then the neighbors were, like relatives, the doors were open. in general, they came to visit each other, in short, a very famous favorite artist mark bernes also comes to the city . artists, but the stage, er, the singer is fine, in short, you can’t get everything in the city of tickets. and as it turned out, my neighbor in a personal cell studied with him in the city of kharkov at

a technical school and all the great people. they are from tech dairy. here, and he comes to visit him comes to me, so neighbor and says vova come quickly to me there, a guest has come to me, dear, but i don’t understand anything in a tracksuit i come. watching mark bernanes crazy with this you know, i say hello. and he says, they say, you sing boy. i say sing. yes, i sing. and what was the winner of the competition? i say regional. what do you sing want russian wars? let's. want or russian war. he says you're yelling. they don't want war. well, well, how can you look like that, do the russians want

wars? ask if he was an artist in silence, understand? i remember this for the rest of my life, because i was lucky again when many years later. i, being, uh, a soldier and artist of the military dance ensemble of the order of lenin in the moscow war district at a concert at the dynamo, there was a festive concert and i'm getting ready to go. and suddenly i see mark bernes sitting with a stick. this is how he sits next to him, there is some man in a white coat, because i come up to say this. hello. blinked. it's me volodya who , well, you and my neighbor studied from a technical school in kharkov, and in kursk i sang to you, and he says, don't drink, you scream. do russians want wars? i

remember, imagine, he is a memory. all. i say, well, that's it. what are you doing? i say, here he himself sings burdock dances of the order of lenin of moscow. but babloev is a good conductor and a good musician. and where are you going next? i say, then the theater institute for the actors of the musical theater, and moskalediya, right? and you see, they brought me a new song from the hospital, i will sing it, i didn’t frenkel gene frenkel wrote then cranes yes, he says, now i’ll sing and go to rest in the hospital. i'm lucky for life, it is not mentally necessary to make a separate program, with whom i saw, whom i met from childhood. yes, volodya. and it's true that in your student years you worked part-time in the circus. that's what i didn't know about the circus. once there,

i knew a good composer, young, alexey black lyosha black you remember him yes lyosha wrote a song. presentation of the circus on tsvetnoy boulevard, and, given that in soviet times, all programs were themed circus, too, thematic. well, there is aviation day in the afternoon, victory for me already, i was dedicated to construction. kamaz factory kamaz was being built and lyosha wrote this song. eh, all this is due to us according to the fate of the dream over the years. i had to go out on the bough of the ship and sat and sang at the end of the performance. i sang on hockey all the sailor our calls to give names, but most importantly, i met in this

program with yuri vladimirovich nikulin, whom they two were clowns ellin and mikhail shutin. uh, two very famous people, by the way. there was a time when nikulin was filming, there was a lot of crazy in movies, and he was just impossible to walk down the street, but threw all the hangers do not smoke. nikulin nikulin, i somehow managed to make friends with yuri vladimir than he treated me like a father. that's even mm something revelation than i told. they had a retreat. well, everyone remembers the reprises when they run like shulgin, and behind them is a woman of sobchakka. she lets her go. i'm a shepherd bites them there for wadded e, pants. yes, in short, uh, such was the story, and before that i told yuri

vladimirovich that he bit me with a shepherd dog as a child. i'm like so in the side rehearsed. yes, it was then that i had so many dogs in my life that i, in general, hugged them. until now, but then i had this childhood illness here. yes, in short, i come to the performance, but i always say vladimirovich in full armor. for me met exchanged. uh, they were yes, yes, yes, he was very fond of collecting new anecdote. in short, i come up and look at yuri vladimirovich, that's how he saw me. and something got agitated. i say what happened to yul vladimirovich and he says volodya he has a furuncle on his back, but he is being treated, but he will not be able

to go out with me in this scene with the dog with the dog volodya for less. i agreed with the management, but i say, how can i sing, we will cancel the pension today , this salary will not affect the salary. everything is fine. let's go to my make-up room. we go to the make-up room. i am wet all over because i remember the dog running and biting them from behind for these deeds. so he put me in a mirror, takes the red one. this is the nose. it smears my cheeks, don't be afraid, we'll be fine deal. they'll make a double one on your ass, they'll make a double bag so that it doesn't bite through, but she's so weak, her teeth are already not very old. well, let's take a bite. i'm sitting under my hail and i look in the mirror and see behind the dressing room screen. that's how

it shakes. well, what is it? i no longer have hallucinations, and there was a shuin who was dying of laughter, because he saw in a crack how wet i was, that i was, and that's it, i played it decomposing. here is such a story, but honestly i want to say that we have been friends with yuri vladimirovich since then, very uh, very very long and he always told jokes. boy, when i became already popular, i had already finished everything, there were all the competitions, there i even already had a convocation. he says boy. you deceived me. here, kobzon sang, sang, sang and became a singer cuba, remember my love, here, and you drank , sang it all to read, and you became a clown, you

support me. he joked so much. here is such a story. well, volodya, i won’t delay you any longer, this requisition, i wish it to be successful. now, dear ones, it's time to remember how i once asked a hero our transmission of the question, the answer to which you will probably be interested in today, but the question was this. but you yourself wonder when you felt that you had become famous and popular, famous and your favorite concerts were on the tenth of november. they were called police day. this is the seventh year november 10 delivered. and after that i was stopped by a traffic police officer for a violation. i got it wrong there. i think, well, everything, the end i open the glass. he looked at me. drive through. thank you, i understand

that the time has come. if found out, the worker the traffic police means, no, they are still behind to give without a queue, sausage in the store opposite the deli, sausage, they also gave it through. volodya come here. let's. well, the story is stories, and now friends. let's continue to enjoy how bright funny unexpected vladimir vinokur always is on stage. lord, i'm so worried, i'm getting married today, i'm so worried. i have been 18 years old since i retired . i don't think i was in a hurry. oh, they tell me, you're a fool, well, eat a little asks how you will give birth. girls, i

i’ll tell you this, you need to give birth after 60. well, why doesn’t he ask for a pension, like maternity capital? so let's check, once again i put on a veil , put on a wedding garter, put on something, i forgot to put on my teeth, but i won't do anything. why didn't you get married for so long? well, between us i was looking for a good man, i'm very picky. i went through all the men in our city , the millionaire had to go through the second round.

no, i have been looking for a man for a long time. oh, i remember this singer stuck to me. well, you know, you remember chaliapin very much. more fedor oh, female share such every time you think it's him, and then you see that the postman. one so cool, he says, i work at gazprom. i

run everything there. it turned out at the gas station gazprom gasoline fills. oh, tolik is such a romantic, lord oh, somehow i met a foreigner from estonia, i liked such leisurely foam. i was 40 years old then hey la-la, fa-fa, let's go to the bedroom, in short, while he was undressing. i've already hit fifty dollars. sanya

was such an esthete, he says, you give me such a hollywood smile. i talk like he says no. the artist is so extraordinary, but i know what kind. i will break my arm. the goddess of the hunt, diana on horseback, really blinded. i sent it. i know all the letters. oh, they want

to know, here are the creative men, they all prank and one was a theatergoer. well, every evening he left the house, then, he says , he was on the potion, then she was not a native, it turned out that he was always on anna sergeevna from apartment 35. i was still wary when he shaved on cologne and says today in the theater they give the three sisters. and then i found out, i'm not into something theater at all, and in the next entrance no deception. ovrach was oh lord, a folk healer, he always collected medicinal herbs. such a cheerful positive la-la-fasadili. i did not

collect those herbs. and then there were the masks. let's go with his shop back go he rests it. as changed home does not want to. i kicked him home and took off the mask. actually not him. the seller turned out i was generally for loyalty for constancy, i just want to find one single. i remember a year. with a male choir well, i honestly confess to you for all these years, only once i found a normally shaved cooks, erases, cleans. it turned out to be a grandmother.

i'll tell you a secret. why am i getting married? by flight neighbor upstairs smoked. unsuccessfully seen, he leaned over, and flew onto my balcony, so he has not yet woken up, we will quickly become him with a girlfriend in the registry office. so wish me great family happiness. and my name is volodenka. however,

there is no need to convince you, friends, that vinokur is a brilliant master of laughter. well, in life he is a joker and jokers at one sold-out concert. i received such a note. regina, you once said in a full house that vladimir vinokur in his youth, he worked in the eliseevsky shop. is that true, but i didn't say that. i just once told about the distillery mentioned the eliseevsky store. remember this story, volodya well , we were just students when you knew the theater institute, you were in the elysee shop, you know there was a counter, m-m mamarnaya was in the winter, that means hats. that's how they tied up with my friend. he was two meters tall. good singer. here i am less than a meter and we approach the counter here, you know, you understand.

i say so to the side. and everything is so time in side, and my second friend is long. he is with a notebook. and i have already drunk the check, everything is drunk. there i am 50 meters he writes 20 meters 20 meters he writes the saleswoman asks what to do, people will complain. it's cold with you marble, in winter we will make wooden ones. here you are at the same time give me there and this this is in general, she packs me there. and i measure sixty meters, all citizens. everything is so right, i took this grub.

everyone went calmly and began to recruit. yes , one man, just caught up and says, do you hear turned over? well, my dears. since in in today's full house, memories alternate with vladimir vinokur's concert numbers, then now is the time to watch another number. a week

you know every time you pay little attention to me. eat and sleep right away. i say what are you? she didn't throw away her skates. i say, what do you need? she says he gives flowers to the man. i say to her girlfriend, what flowers, who says will bring her to the flower bed and say. i say, who brought you

out of the garbage dump that week. she says he put it on the chair correctly. later i walked all day long. i say what you want. she says want you to me under the balconies. if i sang to the guitar, i say, what are you, you know, i have a voice like a drain tank and someone spoiled me a slop bucket to throw on top. she says, and you'll take a helmet for her husky. well, i went to think, you don’t have a helmet, you whistled a bowl at home and made it the next day. there were guitars under the balcony, you hear standing. and i think, well, you know pure roses. well, the mustache will grow from it. well, i began to quietly look around and managed. i'm for lucy became gray-haired, i look the window opens. the grandmother is so pretty or 75 something looked out and

tells me, sasha rosenbaum has been waiting for you all her life, come in. i'm all ready. i say, grandmother , close the window. i'm not singing to you, i'm lyuska from the twenty-sixth apartment. she says the key is late, sanechka goes to her once a week to eat for one thing and for sex. here's a sick boar. it looks like i'm talking, grandma. i 'll shoot you now, you are a skier. she says, oh, sonny a. i didn’t recognize you immediately for alexander rosenbaum accepted oh lord, and closed, then the window then suddenly opened and says, you do not look like a sick boar from above like healthy weather. well, i thought, okay, and again, you know, only the cossack's bullet arrived. suddenly from the entrance. a man jumps up to me and says, listen to the damned cossack. i'm your control head now. are you coming to my class? i say old man, nafig me your melting, i sing light 206 apartment. he says

you don't need it. wait to dress her. i say, old man, you yourself arrange the fold, and i have lyuska out and went again. on the head broads something like that right in the bowl, i think everything wash the damn thing. citizens of money and from the windows as they began to yell rosenbaum bravo gop stop let 's waltz to the bossund grandmother from the second floor, i just threw flowers in a pot, however, i dodged so. i began to collect citizens for her. this is my half-year salary and i think god what am i. why are you me? i ’ll go around the breed, they say, in the top three and in perfect order from luska, one of my wife and went op, stop. we came around the corner. here's what he needs.

of course, i will not reveal secrets if i say that vladimir vinokur and alexander rosenbaum are long-time friends both on stage and in life, we once filmed a skit for me, in which i did not miss the opportunity to make a parody of my friend. and how did rosenbaum react to this now? i give life to the hard-won zone, bright in law in the battle in the kremlin, they are garrisoned, and in any season, give it away , my viewer groans so much that i'm afraid the earth will move away. well, let's sing along, i'm

not that strong from the forest above the roof. you and antonovka ripened turned yellow to look back i didn't have time, i'm my friend, vovka became gray-haired. within the water on-on y-nay, on-on-on-nay this is our lyuba lyubanka, i kiss you on the lips.

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a fairy tale, it seems that i fell in love with something. he has his own house his business a fairy tale your husband is a terrible person. i fear for you before it's too late. didn't understand. if you want to run away, you can't. friends, you will surely agree with me that all the numbers of vladimir vinokur are a great success, but the audience likes one of them, especially if vinokur does not perform it at some concert, then

there will definitely be a friend in the hall who will shout. and now let's talk about the russian language. i want to get ahead of this viewer and announce now in our program with a monologue the russian language people's artists of russia vladimir to work our people are simple. you can, my god, they did not graduate from the university. well, what about the great mighty russian language? then we know him in all his greatness and power. this is what many call a mat. usually everyday speech if they gave an oscar for swearing we would make a kilometer-long fence around the housing office from these figurines and suddenly one boss publishes an order that in connection with the cultural

service, whoever says at least one word of obscene language will be fined 1,000 rubles. 1.000 is not. you're wasted for every word. you hear, but with our profession, this is 5 minutes of salary is not. of course, the people were despondent. in zheke it was lucky, in general , deathly silence. and suddenly happiness is to forbid mikhalych to swear. here's how our footballers, what they were torn off , i don’t know, stopped scoring mikhail mikhailovich and

mikhalych came to him last year from the academy of sciences and asked for help compiling a dictionary of russian obscenities, mikhalych for three days nadiktov for three days never repeated. it's genius, you know? inhale mikhalych and we think. well, that's it, at least i heard my own, friends say. what a terrible nuisance. what a deep disappointment?

what trouble happened in the next house? and now i feel, you know, i feel that here mikhalych will break the specifics, but mikhalych is not a millionaire, he said, please follow me, gentlemen. they fell for the mikhalych. and there the usual story in the neighboring zhek, the men are the same as we are, the excavator pipe touched the fountain of boiling water up to the fifth floor, even mine broke out.

mikhalych said, mikhailovich said. what kind of woman is this? with a penchant for pluralism towards the opposite sex, that's what he did. where is this man who has loved his neighbor in an unconventional way? i wish you mom. good intimate relationships until the end of the century, and then he sees this excavator carrier. he says, oh, you are a female

of the canine family. what were you guided by? when? he did his thing, damn it. the order is out. he chose his words so carefully and said. the men michal said finish it my young friend the place of your permanent residence and where they only take such people with an orientation, wurst and i

go up to him. brigadier sorry, of course and what will be your further instructions, sorry? and mikhalych used to, well, before the order , he called any object in one word, whether it was a pipe bushing, a nut gasket, everything in one word is nonsense. lych said.

colleagues vat and the flow of boiling water down the street flows up there in a line to see it closed and sparks down, and here is a gas pipeline, there is a grandmother from the entrance of a boy on a girl’s bicycle, like a split a little more and there will be a complete lapse to everything. are you here mikhalycha interrupted, he spat on the order and how he died. mikhalych lost his salary for 10 years ahead in 5 minutes, but we understood and fixed everything right away. zheka

mikhalych was waiting for two orders, a fine of 800,000 rubles. and a million dollar prize. because leadership. friends, even such a serious science as statistics does not know for sure. how many bouquets were presented to vladimir distiller at the concert. yes, it's not about quantity. the main thing is that each bouquet is a declaration of love to an artist who is as young today as they were 20 30 40 years ago. after all everyone knows that age is determined not by

the passport, but by the state of the soul. hello on the russia vesti tv channel the russian military destroyed more than 350 more apu militants. the enemy bears the biggest losses over the donetsk direction russia is increasing the production of ammunition